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[challenge entry] it could go the full twelve rounds.........

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# Yay
Rock'em, Sock'em Robots politicians
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:48, archived)
# punch 'im in the clunge Barry!
woo :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Needs more sparkly bikini...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Carry On Up The Force


can't believe it's not bindun but just in case, I dun it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:23, archived)
# I swear these Obi Wan gifs are some of the best things ever!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:24, archived)
# That's not Obi Wan though

and I'm sure you'll enjoy this then: jedi.mediocre.nl
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:28, archived)
# *takes cover*
it is isn't it? - that's Ewan McGregor
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:30, archived)
# ^ this
*also takes cover*

Budge up Griffy!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:33, archived)
# this could be a very small party you know
/knows fuck all about the latest Star Wars films blog
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Im pretty sure your right
:)
/joins party
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:37, archived)
# twiglet?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:37, archived)
# ooo, please.
pass the mini sausage rolls.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:38, archived)
# nyom nyom
don't get crumbs on the carpet though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:39, archived)
# s'ok, got a paper plate.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:40, archived)
# excellent
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I hate small talk at parties. Lets get straight to the fucking! Barry - hold our drinks! And probably best to turn the music up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# hmm, sorry? didnt catch that.
was too busy applying lube.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:42, archived)
# to what?
Barry - help!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:43, archived)
# a little here, a little there.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:45, archived)
# I didn't know you had a 'there'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:48, archived)
# poor Barry, he never gets a look in
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:42, archived)
# he's looking now the dirty perv
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Could someone pass me a piece of cheese and pineapple on a cocktail stick please?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# WE'RE BUSY BARRY
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:42, archived)
# FINE I'LL GET IT MYSELF THEN!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# get me some!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:47, archived)
# oooo
me too.

If you run out of cocktail sticks just put some pineapple rings round your cock and get over here.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:49, archived)
# And get me a beer while you're at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# I'll get you one
after 4 more showers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)
# my laptop started having an embolism on that page...
Hi Steef :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Hello!

Sorry about that. I meant to give the bandwidth alarm
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Dear God!
That makes my eyes bleed.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Nice!
Is it only Herman's that get on there then?

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:39, archived)
# So far, yes

People kept asking if he had a place where he put them, so I offered to help him with it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:01, archived)
# superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:25, archived)
# lol oh lol
ooh matron..

Ed: Michael Sheen is a genius, he should get a Knighthood.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Michael Sheen is a one trick pony
whose niche is rapidly becoming a rut.
(twattybanjo, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:37, archived)
# we could watch the Sheen "RISE"then
:D
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# Hahaha terrific!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:32, archived)
# arf....love the look on Hattie Jaques face
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# haha!
she has a huge chin there
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:35, archived)
# ayakyakyak
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:38, archived)
# hahaha!
wait....you're not herman:D. what have you done with herman:D?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:22, archived)
# fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:25, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:07, archived)
[challenge entry] yawn...
(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:57, archived)
# global wanking
if we all come at the same time the sea-level will rise by 2 metres or something
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:59, archived)
# bye bye Southport
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# Damage Cost Total: £1.85
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:15, archived)
# haha
caused ยฃ15 million pounds worth of renovation you mean
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:15, archived)
# 6 billion people, half of which are male,
each depositing 5 ml of population paste = 15 million litres (or 6 olympic-sized swimming pools). Divide 1000 to make cubic metres and then by 2/3 * 510,072,000,000,000 m^2 (area of surface area of the Earth * 2/3 for the liquid bit) and that gives a sea-level rise of 4.4 x 10^-11 m, or a little over 1/2 the distance between the atoms of hydrogen and oxygen in a water molecule.

(edit: 1/2, not 1/20 of the distance.)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:08, archived)
# WELL LETS ALL LOOK AT PROFESSOR BORIS AND HIS 'MATHS SKILLS'
YAH BOO!

actually I'm amazed you did that!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:09, archived)
# it's either theory, or he tries the practical
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Just like my vision of parliament.
My member is horribly flayed.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Sorry for the TJ
Archie - quick question for you: Human Target - opinions?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:17, archived)
# not seen it yet, save for a couple of trailers
I shall *consult* the internet and let you know.
your thoughts?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Well, I'm up to episode 8 and
I'd say it's worth your time. Ep 7 was a bit weak, overall pretty good. Lots of familiar faces front and behind the camera, too. 24 bods directing, Guest stars we all know (and love), etc etc.
I always like to sense check against your unerring taste, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:22, archived)
# I think I'd be interested in a film direct by 24 Bods
I have a suspicion it might be massively trippy and have apples in it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:30, archived)
# like this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwpouzNli8A
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:33, archived)
# *mushrooms*
Whoa, dude.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:33, archived)
# *fires up the internet-o-matic*
leave it with me, with give it a suitable gander, squire
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Good Stuff.
Hope you like it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Me too...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:12, archived)
# have you considered a career as an evil genius?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Have you seen the rent on hollowed-out volcanoes recently?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:19, archived)
# hmm
yes but once the MP Expenses rules on 2nd homes start there will be a glut of them on the market
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Fuck, I better get wanking then.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Speaking of which, I saw an ad for wanking on the Tube home yesterday. Sperm Donor London or some shit.
The logo was a cock. I must see if I can find it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:12, archived)
# And here it is...
www.londonspermbank.com/
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:13, archived)
# I love how they describe the process
as "an inconvience". Only if it happens on the tube, no?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Depends if you're the 'wanker' or the 'wankee'.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:17, archived)
# pffft

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:21, archived)
# *starts wanking*
*profits*
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# I saw that in The Metro!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:15, archived)
# your right!I just checked you'd done the math
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# Nice to see that university education being put to use.
Better than my last paper: pubs.acs.org/doi/abs/10.1021/cg9015349
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:18, archived)
# unlucky, Silvio
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:21, archived)
# haha
Boris - are you Jรผrg Hauser?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Nope!
Nor, Silvio.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Iwan Zimmermann?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Nope!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Ted Bovis?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:36, archived)
# you must be Shi-Xia Liu then?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Errr.......
no.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:39, archived)
# I give up then
I know, I know - it says in your profile!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:40, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:42, archived)
# you've made up at least 3 words in the title alone!
you are Poindexter AICMFP :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:22, archived)
# That's de rigeur for academic papers
In my field we had some fucking losers whose names I won't mention (step forward Katherine Freese) calling a "model" after the fucking Cardassians. WHO SAID COSMOLOGISTS AREN'T FUNNY *Hnnrk hnnrk*

Not that that's a comment on Boris' title.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:28, archived)
# THE GEEKS ARE REVOLTING!
RUN AWAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Geeks have always been revolting
Except a few choice choices who are quite lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Honest, didn't make those up!
Although my paper did get the 1st hit on google for that word...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:33, archived)
# good god
one of my papers comes out first hit from google for a phrase in its title too. it's not *that* small a field. (i'll resist the urge to post anything more since i quite like the facade of anonymity here and there's only three authors on the paper.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:36, archived)
# is everyone called Boris a mad scientist?
you should do some research into that and publish a paper
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Boris Karloff wasn't
:(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Only three authors?
Only?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Papers with 20+ authors are not that rare
though I'm in theory so 1-5 is more normal. My average is probably 2. In observational work you're beginning to look at about 100 authors.

A very quick hunt threw up this one with 34 authors, arxiv.org/abs/1003.0270
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:40, archived)
# A hundred is insane.
Mind you, I find the tradition in the sciences of senior members of staff getting authorship despite having made no material contribution insane.

I much prefer the humanities approach: you fuck off and write something, and possibly mention someone in the footnotes if you can remember their name.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:47, archived)
# we were talking about this over lunch today, actually
the conclusion was that the current system in our field is fucking lunatic but there's no easy way of dealing with it, and no good way of controlling senior professors getting their names added regardless of whether they've done anything or not.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# I had an applicant for one of our Masters courses
who was a senior medical person from somewhere-or-other.

The publications section was 45 pages long.

Something tells me that he didn't have much involvement in most of the papers cited.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:55, archived)
# 'kin hell
that's a bit wrong
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Aye.
That's what I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:06, archived)
# I've got a single-author paper on the way!
Yay me!

*crys a little*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Me too :)
I don't think it's actually *publishable* but if I made it publishable it'd be about 60 or 70 pages long and, frankly, fuck that for a lark. So I'm splitting it in two.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Almost all my stuff is single-author.
I don't really like it any other way...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Rare thing in my field.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:50, archived)
# I think you'll find that you have made it up!
www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Aryl+Ammonium&word2=Arylammonium
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:36, archived)
# I've never made up words in the title.
But I have used awful puns.

And I know for a fact that there are several degree programmes and government or EU-funded projects that got their titles because of the need for a good acronym.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:35, archived)
# I'm going to write a paper titled
"Cosmological Unity and the Next Telescopic Surveys", which will be about the need for cosmologists to carefully plan future ground-based surveys to maximise the useful data we can recover from them without all the fractious bickering and girlish arguments that normally split these efforts apart.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:38, archived)
# I and a couple of colleagues once spent the best part of a day
trying to design a Masters course that'd fit around the acronym WEASEL.


We failed. But we did get a pub quiz team name.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:40, archived)
# And that's all that matters.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:43, archived)
# I believe you've been pipped, although inadvertently
www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/09/nanotube_acronyms/
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:40, archived)
# oh yeah i remember that
different field. i'll get away with it :)

I'd make one around "wankers" but that K is a killer.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Keratin
probably
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Not much use in cosmology, alas
"Killing" would work but has to be followed by "vector" or "tensor". "Kretschmann" would work but has to be followed by "scalar", "curvature" or "invariant". (Actually I'm buggerd if I know what the Kretschmann scalar for cosmology is. Quite possibly it's even zero.) There's a stupid theory called Kruskaton cosmology but I think may actually be spelled Cruscaton.



Edit: Hmmm. Waves, Anisotropies and Null-surfaces in Kundt-Einstein Riemannian Spacetimes. That one *almost* works and gives us an added "Kundt" in the title, but it's damn near meaningless.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Klingon?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Hmmmm not a bad idea
I might email Katherine Freese and suggest a follow-up to the Cardassian model. They called it that because it "takes over the universe" and ends up dominating all other matter. Perhaps something that starts to take over the universe but then settles down would be a Klingon model.

This has legs.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:05, archived)
# I EXPECT TO BE CREDITED
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# You shall be in the acknowledgements
"The authors wish to thank Griffy Savalas for useful and constructive discussions."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:19, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(well, maths anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# so what you're saying is
NOW MUSLIMS SAY THERE IS NO LINK BETWEEN WANKING AND RISE IN SEA LEVEL

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# I hope you're not trying to mathematically prove that wanking is pointless

But I am impressed by it regardless. Let's have more posts like this and less of the shit ones.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:22, archived)
# it may be pointless on a global scale
but I'm sure it could produce a rise in local water levels


nb. me and the gf managed to get places in the Vierdaagse, so we will be plaguing your countrymen with rubbish Dutch
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Yay, top effort.

Me and the gf are going hiking on Madeira next month ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Take some wellies
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:38, archived)
# har har


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:03, archived)
# I'm waiting for this to happen;
(unpronouncable, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Militant atheists like Dawkins and his followers drive me further and further towards religion every day.
Well - that and the sexy choirboys, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:53, archived)
# I can't abide either lot.
Ideaologically, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Hence the choirboys being the deal-maker.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:54, archived)
# You're going to make them all hit bum notes?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Well I want to make sure their pipes are strong.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:04, archived)
# i think
there is a god,realy...but he just doesn't give a fuck.
I like that attitude,so i call myself a believer.
(unpronouncable, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:00, archived)
# this sums it up for me
mulattodiaries.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/carl-sagan-mote-of-dust.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:04, archived)
# They're right though.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:38, archived)
# *averts eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:57, archived)
# What are you doing now?

almost are annoying as those bloody psalms
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Now knock it off!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:08, archived)
# I think you'll find there is :)

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# do you have a sauce for the bus sign bandwagon? i never quite got it.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:12, archived)
# 'fraid not......old gif this.....think I just grabbed a pic
...then blanked it all out:)
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#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Spent too long on this


Click for bigger (297 kb)

Edit. Jezza may not be a Tory.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:47, archived)
# that's jolly good
Perhaps it's a subconcious thing, but he does look a lot like Cameron to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:27, archived)
# hshshshshs
i like this much yes
(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)
# What happened to me last week......

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Geez Loiuse!
What did you eat?!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Ponyo...
ponyo ?

(i'm drinking too much coffee.. maybe).
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Christ, reminds me of being ill in the US.
Only the fact that the downward force from vomiting cancelled out the propulsive force of explosive diarrhea stopped me from taking off.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:47, archived)
# The dreaded human catherine wheel
Hope you're better.
(twattybanjo, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Ewwww...
and I even said please...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Hahahah
Splurge!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:51, archived)
# That happened to me
at a festival. So it was pretty much to be expected, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Not a day at the beach...is it?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Miliband!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:40, archived)
# He was round my way on sunday
wish I'd known, I would have got an amusing photo of him
Admittedly, not very hard

Ace pic
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Cheers Joe!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:43, archived)
# 9 chins!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:42, archived)
# More chins
than a Chinese phone book
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Lacist
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:49, archived)
# No, this is racist:


I feel slightly ashamed whenever I post that...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:51, archived)
# that's fucking funny
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:53, archived)
# It's NAAACE
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:42, archived)
# ^this.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:44, archived)
# pissing on my brain
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Does he speak of the pompitous of love?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:42, archived)
# I'd vote for him
did I say vote? I meant swing
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Milib&
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:48, archived)
# It is niiiice
looks a bit like iannucci
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Ooh he does!
Good spot that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:56, archived)
# top class jiggery-pokery there:D
woo
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# Ta sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Well, that's a click, right there.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Cheers JP!
Any news? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah, uni politics....
uni politics....
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:31, archived)
# SWP members used to hang around on the housing estate I worked on in the 80's
selling their shitty rag and shouting about solidarity. They all made sure to fuck off before it got dark though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:37, archived)
# SWP really fuck me off.
They always try to hijack every protest going. Most stopped going to NUS fees protests because those wankers would turn up with their placards about everything else but the subject at hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
# while sipping their cup of starbucks
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:41, archived)
# This with bells on!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Ta!
I have to say, I have a number of socialist principles myself, but I get so cheesed off with people who have no idea what their new-found cause is about and seem to enjoy spouting off about it every chance they get...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Beardedwife is like that
I do my best to distract him from his ill-informed rants with fluffeh kittens
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:36, archived)
# I feel the need to make a kitten/Che poster...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Yay! CF:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Ha!
This!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
# hahahaha, love it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
# massive click
SWP just seem to jump on any bandwagon going
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Too fucking right
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Jacksoff Pollock
(twattybanjo, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:29, archived)
# It's a dirty job
but someone's got to do it
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] The tree's shape....

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:17, archived)
# hmm - you have a stretchy imagination
but now I cannot unsee
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# That's why I'm voting Lib Dem
Maybe...

Or maybe the monster raving looney party.
Do they still run?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Only if you chase them
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Mr. Griffin will love this
;)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:19, archived)
# I dunno
Looks more like a mushroom mushroom
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
Candid Cameron

Probably bindun, but meh
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Ha
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Don't care if it has
I enjoyed seeing it
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:12, archived)
# hahaha!
I love that image of Cameron
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:14, archived)
# this is marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Watch out, Cameron's about!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Romance is Confusing (for the Well-Endowed)


Click for bigger (164 kb)
If only Gregory spoke in less blunt terms with the ladies, perhaps they might finally catch a glimpse of his beautiful soul.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:57, archived)
# ahaha - I enjoy these cos usually I haven't a clue what they're on about
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)
# ^this
they leave me scratching my head
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:01, archived)
# did you make this?
(likeajackhammer, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:00, archived)
#
yea I made these...and though I'm really glad you like them, ideally, one day I will not be the only one to understand them (ideally)
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:02, archived)
# stop-frame would be great with these dudes:D

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#
Here's a stop-motion animation of some of them, since you mentioned it: www.dailymotion.com/video/xcvxbx_honeys-at-tha-mall_fun
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:03, archived)
# they remind me of 'Crapston Villas' a little bit
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)
#
that show is brilliant!
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:09, archived)
# hahaha....great stuff
*subscribes* :D
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# Hahaha Whut?
something something cocks?
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:55, archived)
# SQUIRRELS WITH TITS PLEASE!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:55, archived)
# confused b3tan is confused
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)
# *delivers*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:03, archived)
# And all of a sudden I understand Yiffers....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:08, archived)
# she can store my nuts in her cheeks
f'narr f'narr
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Or I've got a snake with hips if it helps?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Speaking as a non-furry non-yiffer
this is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# you got to pick a pocket or two
woo!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:57, archived)
# BLUDDY RUBBISH
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)
# .................he lost his seat??

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# No...
he's 'bin laden'!



/gets coat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:04, archived)
# ..reckon he had a name change to throw them off the scent...
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# he's stealing it for Osama's bin garden
tj: anyone know if there's a way of working out the total size of all files under a particular domain?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:59, archived)
# My old man's Osama Bin Man
He wears Osama's hat
He Wears Gor-Blimey Trousers
and he lives in a cave somewhere along the Afghan-Pakistan border or so the US wants us to still believe as he is either dead or safely tucked up in Area 51 but they don't want us to know so that they still have their 'bogey-man'


also
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:00, archived)
# 24 Tora Bora Close
very up-market
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#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tara_Palmer-Tomkinson#Popular_culture
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:07, archived)
#
*dons tin-foil hat*
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:03, archived)
# *does big finish with added jazz-hands*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)
# He looks like Sonny Rollins there!

/Obscure jazz blog
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Finally back!
.
Being ill kinda threw me outa my groove. Need to get back on track.
What should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:53, archived)
# I suggest the practise of sponge migration
with tits...

Or Kat and Vanity with glow sticks/flares.

EDIT: That's one big glow stick Kat packed with her lol
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# something completely unrelated to elections please
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Draw the people of Utrecht
holding back the north sea with a wall of Gouda.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:55, archived)
# why is Winston's mouth open but not speaking?
or is his mouth closed?

so you're saying black people are mouth-breathers or have geet big lips?

you truly are a wretched individual
(likeajackhammer, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:55, archived)
# That's a cartoon moustache.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:10, archived)
# A fluffy, smiling dog with the eyes of a man eating a cake on his birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Squirrels with pricks.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:35, archived)
# a pancreas
with a dilemma
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:57, archived)
# I was just on CC yesterday thinking 'that idle sod's not done a new SA in ages!'
Sorry to hear of poorliness if that's any consolation.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Ta.
Was horrible.
Both ends....at once.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Don't draw that...
please...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:13, archived)
# moomin violence
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:59, archived)
# I have a German Moomin DVD
it's called "Die Moomins"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:04, archived)
# For you Moominpappa
ze varr ist overr
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Ah, ze foot ist on ze uzzer shoe, no?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:14, archived)
# I have that just to my right on my desk.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Kat recovering from a cold
...or any other illness of your choice.
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Or Scarlet
Sickly Scarlet is also good.

pleeeeese?
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:11, archived)
# draw
Wednesday expressed through the medium of DANCE
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:10, archived)
# tricky dat
you could have made it the weekend even
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[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (150 kb)
(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:31, archived)
# best cfb eva'
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:35, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Careful now...
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:36, archived)
# * may not be the best cfb eva

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:36, archived)
# checks"best cfb evah"page
....says it is
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# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:38, archived)
# ahahah
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Bigger in kb, silly head.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:52, archived)
# i know, my sarcasm was toward that too
:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Handlebar knob!!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:38, archived)
# on second thoughts, where's his helmet?
......oh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:41, archived)
# A kind lady offered to polish it for him
so he gave it to her.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:42, archived)
# I went to the pub the other day.
I asked the barmaid for a double entendre, so she punched me in the face.

Not funny, but true.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# And his bell?
(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
# ahahaha
this is tops
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:55, archived)
# "screamin'?...what screamin'?"
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Bloody Chavs and their car-surfing!
he's probably calling the driver a tosser and urging them to drive faster!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:05, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:18, archived)
# But maiden's a wo ... man ... er ...
I think I just borked my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:28, archived)
# I think you should have a lay down, love.
You're getting quite random.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:33, archived)
# I bloody love your cats in the tiem masheen.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# haha, totally this
I must've missed it the first time
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Kid shouldn't have tried stealing the BMW logo then
Especially when the vehicle is doing 90mph on the M6.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:05, archived)
# 90mph on the M6?
Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:15, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:17, archived)
# that what you this'd
:)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:24, archived)
# I did 108 on the M6 on Sunday
till I noticed
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:28, archived)
# true-it didn't end well :(

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:16, archived)
# MORE JAM!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Office lol'd
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Well I'll be Bum-Swiddled...
(Aunt Sally?)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Those crazy Americans
cars so big they think a kid on the bonnet is an insect.

Top shakes going on there!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Yeah just noticed with the rear-view mirror it's a left-hand drive on a British/Hong Kong/Australian road
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:10, archived)
# I reckon it's Sri Lanka
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:19, archived)
# close.................Sri, Lancs.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:25, archived)
# ch-ch-ch-cheers:D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:18, archived)
# brake hard
accelerate hard
job done
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:09, archived)
# it's a TOYOTA!!!!!!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Jamaica?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:19, archived)
# No, she...

/not going there blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:21, archived)
# 'Cayman :D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Superb as per sir!!

*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:24, archived)
# merci:D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:27, archived)
# ahhh, country lanes
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# jam on the brakes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# You should clean that off then
it's a safety hazard
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Kids are so annoying...aren't they?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:44, archived)
# Hahaha:D
slow down:D
(herman:D, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Cake!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:41, archived)
# That's some cake
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Smugdog has blingteeth!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:42, archived)
# haha
whenever I hear the Blue Peter dog, Goldie mentioned, I always think of the rapper/actor/twat Goldie
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Rapper/actor/twat is quite a popular job - I can think of a few examples :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:02, archived)
# My brother told me today about something called 'Professor Green'.
I thought he was talking about Cluedo. He then tried to make out that me being oblivious to whatever thing it was that Professor Green is or was is an 'age' thing. I counter-argued that it was a 'me not not liking stuff that is shit' thing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:09, archived)
# He's that 'rapper' who is currently on the radio
with that INXS sampled song. I agree it is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
# chedge.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Cheese wedge.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:51, archived)
# *NYOM*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Nyom indeed!
About to have cake and coffee instead of dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:26, archived)
# \o/
'glees'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)
# happy birthday Gran-Dog
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:45, archived)
# How dare you steal my horrible eyes!
There are loads of nice eyes out there to steal.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)
# They're proper stoner eyes, aren't they....?
aren't they....?:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
*Click*
:D

How's you Moley?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Hallo Ninj. Pretty darn tootin' at this end.
Spent the last week going to different parks/petting zoos/picnic places with little mole.

How's you?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Sounds fab!!
I'm fine ta sir apart from pouring red hot oil over my hand
whilst cooking breakfast on a camping trip :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Kill it!
with flaming hammers!
with big cuddles!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefffffffssss
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Good

Hello /board. What is up?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:52, archived)
# The sky?
Birds?
Prodigy's blood pressure?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Who's been aggravating teh Prodge today?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:04, archived)
# teh compos
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:16, archived)
# That's understandable though

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:18, archived)
# I am!
*bobs along ceiling*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:02, archived)
# That must be awesome

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Tie a string to her ankle
I could make a comment about inflatable Crystal Meths or balloons but someone would likely misinterpret it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:40, archived)
# YAY..nyom nyoms :D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:52, archived)
# HAPPY DOG
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Lol:D
click
(herman:D, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:14, archived)
# That's some good shit
Good work on the FP
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:45, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 8:01, archived)
# Erm...
I love this picture, of course, but I'm not sure what Mr Fresh Water Mole's contribution to it is...

www.metro.co.uk/weird/818618-smiley-riley-the-dog-with-a-human-grin

Unless it's his dog, I dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Is it not animating for you?
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:50, archived)
# ah
that'll be it.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 7:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Boggins?
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:56, archived)
# shiiiit
when not showing his teeth, he reminds me un-canine-ly of ron jeremy!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Go Fuck Off!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:17, archived)
# "Go Compare Go Compare!"
I hate that advert that and "We buy any car, dot com. We buy any car, dot com!" we turn the sound down when that comes on.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Oh don't.
It's like ... speed advert infliction or something.

Arrrrrgh!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Blipverts!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)
# they have acheived their aims though haven't they
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Making more people use comaprethemarket.com?
I bet that they are all made up companies that were simply created by comparethemarket.com to make Aleksandr seem even more awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# The meerkat ads are beginning to get on my tits.
They've not got any new ideas so are shoving shit ones onto our screens.

They're no longer clever. They're a bit tragic
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Really?
I love the Mongoose war one, and judging by the website, they have plenty of characters to come.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)
# It's becoming more like a TV series
with ever more tenuous links to car insurance.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)
# As a resident in the US
this concept is all too familiar to me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)
# I think it works though.
At the end of the day, how interesting can you actually make the process of buying car insurance? And at least there isn't a moron going, Oooooh! I'm so CONFUSED.com, or a bunch of morons webcamming their search for car insurance.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)
# That's next season.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:32, archived)
# SPOILER A LERT!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:04, archived)
# brand and advertising device immersion
is actually a finely measured thing

they will know when the time has come to pull it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)
# What you say is true
but they get it wrong far more often than they get it right.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)
# I think they are missing a trick by not sponsoring all meerkat enclosures
in all the zoos and wildlife parks in the country though. Every single one I have seen since those adverts has had people doing the meerkat voice while looking at them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Good point.
My nephew's first word was meerkat when Aleksandr came up on the TV screen. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)
# I trust this has been videotaped and youtubed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Not to my knowledge.
He has now learnt 3 more words too. His list now comprises;

Meerkat
Turtle
Fatman
Bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:32, archived)
# a career on daytime quizshows beckons
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Now that's an advert we have fallen in love with
"Simples!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Although, I have heard some people
say that they hate them. Weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)
# I hate them because...
every insurance company now wants a 'wacky' character like the meercats.

Where's elephant.co.uk when you need him?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:29, archived)
# ADMIRAAAAAAAAAL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Churchill
now with more added obscure has-been celebrity references
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Say that to Geoff Capes' face!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Blame Geico.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Geico?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:44, archived)
# I fucking hate that meercat cunt
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Pathologically not funny.
On all the bleeding time.
Selling a pointless and deeply flawed service, to find a product that you are legally required to have but is unethically overpriced because of the people that flout the law, and then offers you little to no recompense when you actually have to make a claim, due to the non-negotiable layers of beaurocracy and personal excess they include.

Insurance companies and Marketing gurus would be the first up against the wall, come my revolution.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:55, archived)
# I agree in principle but comparethemarket.com
is about sorting through insurance comapnies to find the "cheapest" quote albeit that all insurance companies are expensive, overpriced and extortionate. So I think your anger is directed at the wrong source.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:04, archived)
# ah but
not all insurance companies are on there (Direct Line/Aviva for example), plus comparethemarket get a cut from each company when someone uses them so you're actually not getting the best deal. You still have to shop around to be sure. So their service is fundamentally flawed and pointless.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Annoyance factor 10 thereby their stupid advert does stick in people's heads
but will that endear people to actually use their services or just hate them even more?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)
# I mute all adverts just so I can make sure I avoid them
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:22, archived)
# I hate the fact that they are louder anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# I don't have a TV so I'm happy to say
I have no idea what you all are talking about *smugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:25, archived)
# just eat your fucking croissant!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:30, archived)
# I have the very expensive habit of kicking my tv in every time adverts come on.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# *inserts ad for flat screen TV here*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:34, archived)
# I still blame Phil Collins
who STILL hasn't denied writing the jingle.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)
# I blame him for everything
good job he moved to America when Labour came to power :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Another reason not to vote Tory.
He might just come back if they win :S
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:30, archived)
# sometimes the adverts are better than the programmes
I watched that BBC1 Panorama 'special' last night about preventable childhood illnesses.
I could happily have switched over and sat through an hour of the webuyanycar ad instead, as the panorama programme nearly drove me to punch the screen
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)
# That was rather sickening.
I almost feel sorry for that fat kid though, having a mother who is so willing to completely ruin his health.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)
# but it's not her fault, oh no, it's...
genetics
It's in her genes to feed him chocolate cake closely followed by sweets and then an adult-sized meal all in the space of 2 hours.
It's not often I get angry at anything on the TV, but it was compelling stuff to watch at the same time - gah!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:30, archived)
# shall watch later
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/search/?q=panorama

I love getting angry at this sort of thing

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:45, archived)
# the other day
TALKSPORT played webuyanycar at half speed by mistake... it was worse than fingernails down a blackboard
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)
# I have some old Matchbox cars
Poor condition but they still trundle along. Will webuyanycar buy them?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Worse than Mike Parry on his daily rant? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Far worse...
I actually prefer Parry to Adrian Durham, he's a cunt of the highest order.

At least parry is entertaining
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)
# My view is always changing
of Durham, from Cunt to Major Cunt :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)
# hehe
apparently the GoCompare cunt is as real opera singer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Aye, and the brother in law of one
of the members of Bond too.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:25, archived)
# ooh
they are luvverly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)
# And his sister in law,
as well as being hot, is also pretty damn funny.

twitter.com/EosChater
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:47, archived)
# I'm sure there's a joke
in the fact that her Twitter bio has her as a 'lover of all things Dog.'
(Ceasar Flunk can see your house from here, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:07, archived)
# cunt == real opera singer
so yeah, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:34, archived)
# hehehe..................how th f**k he floats is beyond me
:D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:25, archived)
# he reminds me of
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhgdRiD7R1k
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Ooooh.... nicely done!
Alreet Ninjypoos?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Hiya Moley!
Been away sir? How's you?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:50, archived)

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