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[challenge entry] Afternoon all


Edi: oops wrong start frame
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:25, archived)
# fantastic
I hate those puzzles. Do they have a name?
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Slidey Picture Cunts™
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:27, archived)
# that's the fuckers
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:32, archived)
# utterly brilliant
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:26, archived)
# haha top :)
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:26, archived)
# that's a good 'un
click
: )
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Well thank you all
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Hahaha great stuff!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry] The story behind the album cover...
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Say WHAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!????
My god, I've gone back in time, which means this day is never going to end!!!!!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
# ha ha, yeah there was a problem with the first one and I couldn't edit.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Meanwhile in the Gulf of Mexico. Desperate times...

...call for desperate measures.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:15, archived)
# haha
don't you hate it when the last person to use the corkscrew just throws it back in the drawer without unloading it first

(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:19, archived)
# hahahahaha... ewwww
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:20, archived)
# O_O'
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:20, archived)
# sorry
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
# *shakes fist*
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:25, archived)
# ewww!


(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:26, archived)
# try telling the vintage of that by sniffing the end
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
# *sniff*
I'm getting gooseberries, with a hint of Fray Bentos Mince and Onion Pie
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:25, archived)
# sure it's not a hint of grapes?
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:27, archived)
# haha
that would have been funnier yes
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:28, archived)
# *drops monocle*
Good lord. I wondered why my 1997 Rioja tasted so shitty.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:34, archived)
# all Rioja tastes shitty
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:42, archived)
# they need the plug from Lost
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:17, archived)
# The last episode was the equivilent of switching a computer on and off again
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Is that a But Plug?

* Not that I would know what one looked like?
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Looks like a Large Starfighter to me
Yes, in answer to your question.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Haha!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:00, archived)
# haha took me ages to realise it was a butt plug
I must be losing my touch ;)
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 17:12, archived)
#

(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Wenlcok?
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:10, archived)
# oh lcok!
one moment
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:12, archived)
#

(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:15, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:44, archived)
# well that put a big daft grin on my face
and no mistake
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:44, archived)
# me too!


(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:45, archived)
# It put a tiny grin on mine
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:47, archived)
# SLS! \o/


(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:48, archived)
# There's that wan smile again...
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:50, archived)
# stick with it
it suits you :)
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:53, archived)
# I GOTTA have that album!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!

Ace onna stick!


(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:45, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Whu . . .
bu . . . It's REALLY REEEEAL!?

*plugs in speakers*

EDIT: I love this! ta!


(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:49, archived)
# think you'll love this song as well :)
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:58, archived)
# I'm gonna check 'em all out later
Thanks


(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:01, archived)
# welcome to the wonders of Mr.Scruff :)

check out his song fish :oD
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:02, archived)
# There is nothing more beautiful than 200 wasted people in front of the stage
chanting "Fish, fish, fish, fish-fish!"

Except maybe when Mrs Cruff has stopped the track dead and played it all the way through on its own because every single person in The Concorde has just run through to join in.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Trout are freshwater fish and have underwater weapons
PEW!PEW!PEW!PEW!

:D
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:45, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:50, archived)
# haha aaawk I wish he'd come up to Scotland soon
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:50, archived)
# I play the Fish song at work
never sure what the Germans make of it (if they are listening at all)
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:07, archived)
# I love that evey oneof the Mr Scruff links
comes up as viewed on my computer. He convinced my kids to eat pie.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:02, archived)
# haha :D
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Ha ha *Gets a move on*
woo
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:45, archived)
# GAH!
TJ - latest version of Tweetdeck steals focus on the tweet updates! Very bloody annoying when you are typing
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Tweetdeck: for the discerning bird dj
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:01, archived)
# I'm starting to enjoy and get some use out of Twitter
but I really, REALLY hate the vernacular around it.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:02, archived)
# I have an account but never use it
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:04, archived)
# I downloaded Tweetdeck
Opened it up, then binned it and went back to Twitter.com

(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:02, archived)
# it took me a short whuile to get used to it, but now I have I think it's great
especially as you can use it for Twitter, FB and Linkedin accounts all together, as well as keeping hashtag search columns live
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:03, archived)
# I can't keep up[
can't remember the last time I logged in to LinkedIn

I used Tweeter mainly to be silly.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:12, archived)
# me too
but I have a real account for work/techie stuff
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:19, archived)
# What if, like me, you have no friends?
What then?
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:15, archived)
# create multiple accounts
and tweet between them
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Then do what I did and form a band
Then you can use it under the pretext of sending out band info ;)
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:20, archived)
# I'll be your dawg
er, I mean friend


got any Kia- Ora?
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:24, archived)
# yeh me too AEIYM
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:30, archived)
# I've just changed my id on there, to be less confusing
I've more b3tans on my follow list than anyone else
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:32, archived)
# after all bilbobaileybarneybobs
is the real you :D
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:44, archived)
# I genuinely don't do the Twitters.
Though I like the little bird thing.

You see what sort of level of intellect you're dealing with here.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:49, archived)
# hmm
try the Parish Notice Board :D
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:52, archived)
# I'm afraid my cataracts and metal hips have rendered me housebound.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:02, archived)
# yes!
good album too
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:46, archived)
# WHHHALE SONG
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:47, archived)
# love that song/story so much :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQIsZbm8Y4E

I've wanted to do a animation for that for so long..never can get round to doing it
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:50, archived)
# :D
Absolutely!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:49, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Cheers Prodge :)
As if by magic, Sweetsmoke has just come on my playlist :)
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Candelabras!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:55, archived)
# hurrah! :D
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:55, archived)
# HBD
:)
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:55, archived)
# thats ace!
have a Wooooo from me :-)
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:52, archived)
# YES YES YES YES and YES!
...You just gotta keep moving....
*clicks
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:52, archived)
# I *heart* Mr Scruff
and look forward to his regular email updates as they always make me smile.

I am convinced he is a lurking B3tard. How can somebody with his style not be?

Mr Scruff, SHOW YOURSELF YOU TALENTED BASTARD!
please?
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:57, archived)
# ^ :D
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:27, archived)
# fantastic.
I don't think I say it enough, but I fucking love your art.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:59, archived)
# here's your £5
seen the new celtic rangers strips?
the new sponsor is Tennent's

sport.scotsman.com/football/Rangers-and-Celtic-unveil-new.6321824.jp
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:13, archived)
# I think they're both really nice, even the celtic one
might buy my first gers strip for years
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:15, archived)
# the rangers strip looks kinda retro :D

(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Lot of teams taking this route now
The new Spurs strip looks like it's from the late 70s
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
# not seen it yet..link?
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:22, archived)
# sorry....
this is the unofficial photo I've seen
Note, no sponser, but I've heard our mansion deal was up anyway

www.boxofficefootball.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/new-spurs-kit.jpg
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:07, archived)
# ooh yea it does look a bit retro :)
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:22, archived)
# they both do. I'd probably go without the tennent's logo...
quite like the green on the celtic strip, reminds me of the late 80s early 90s strip... CR Smith... the Anton Rogan era :D
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:22, archived)
# yea I like it with the 'old' slightly darker green
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:26, archived)
# hehe
I like this, but every time I read Mr Scruff, I get the Mr Plow song in my head from The Simpsons
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Ha ha - big smile
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:05, archived)
# woo!
to both your pic and to mr scruff.

Prodge, you don't do his album art do you? I've always thought it's very similar to your work.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:13, archived)
# nope..he does all his own drawings :)

similar style though.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:16, archived)
# ah cool. thanks for clearing that up :)
I like your style, that animated windy gif is one of my favourite things on b3ta :)
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:20, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:22, archived)
# yeah! that one!
lully :)
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:26, archived)
# I vibrate, you vibrate
Check out my Calvin Kliens mate.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:19, archived)
# this album always
reminds me of my trip to Amsterdam :D
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Well that's just lovely
Click
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Well dont they
look like a happy bunch of fellas
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:30, archived)
# *jazz hands*
Hi prods, have a belated "woo"
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:53, archived)
# awesome album
lovely animationisation!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:55, archived)
# lovely!
your styles mesh perfectly...
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 21:12, archived)
# :-)
My son introduced me to this album, it walks to work with me most mornings...
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Hastily prepared crappo animations presents...
"Tear down the wall, Tear down the wall!"



Oh dear lord, it's shitter than i thought
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:43, archived)
# the original 'wall kick' video still gives me the fear
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:44, archived)
# It's the wimpering "help me" that gets me
like the man-fly at the end of ...er... The Fly
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Nina and I laughed our tits off at that video
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:52, archived)
# : )
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:00, archived)
# The great thing is
you could almost see what was going to happen before it happened.

I bet the council guys couldn't help smiling as they were repairing that one :-)
(, Sun 30 May 2010, 8:10, archived)
# no that bit makes me laugh!

it's the chop bit :/
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:53, archived)
# The chop I can deal with cos it doesn't look real to me
but the whimper lets you know he's REALLY hurt
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:00, archived)
# it's real then?
link?
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:46, archived)
# It's a bit painful
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:47, archived)
# owwwww.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:18, archived)
# it's nasty..but funny

the bloke's a thick cnut
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:54, archived)
# I'd say it is a broken leg for sure...
Looks to really compress. Shows very bad kicking form, if he'd used a snapping technic he'd probably still have two legs! However I am not sorry for him....
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:04, archived)
# I don't consider my self a very "future-seeing" type of person.... but
That video, from the very first kick, I could see what was coming...
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:47, archived)
# that's because you have more than 7 braincells linked together
unlike the poor urchin in the vid.

In fact I always think if this guy as being in the kersal massive. I expect other chavvy no-gooders are available
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:51, archived)
# We tended to think of him less as a "poor urchin"...
...and more as a "stupid fuckwit"
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:53, archived)
# hehe
indeed - I was using Dickensian care-in-the-community speak!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:54, archived)
# He'll be a damn sight more "Dickensian" now
Hobbling round all one' legged with a wooden crutch.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:56, archived)
# hahah
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:57, archived)
# I just clicked "I like this" by freak accident...
100% TRUEFAX
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:04, archived)
# ha ha :D
munchy munchy
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:46, archived)
# *cough* Compo it
How do sir!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Ta
how's you fella?
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Not bad, A little light on work again, but I have had my Glasto stuff through and confirmed!
Hurrah for that!

You going to the Bash this weekend?
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Fraid bash has been postponed sir
In light of the Jessie situation it was felt inappropriate so soon after
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:01, archived)
# I forgot to mention in my post below that I'm going to organise a bash for Jessie
Not sure when yet, but it WILL happen
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:04, archived)
# well if its going to be in london and you need a hand with organising
Drop me a line.

If its in Derby, I'm afraid I shall be no help as the only thing I know about Derby is that it is a pain to drive around!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Seems fair, I thought it did seem a bit soon.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:13, archived)
# hahahahaha fuck!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Not that shit, don't put yourself down
Might work better with "the wall" a bit more transparent, save having to chop through it yourself?

Then again, when you're done, converting to GIF will bugger it up anyway :-(

Still, it's a click from me :-)
(, Sun 30 May 2010, 8:15, archived)
# Had to get this out of my head...

(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:37, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
is it wrong to be laughing after the below post?
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Timing, etc :(
I think laughter is what keeps us going, tbh.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:39, archived)
# very true
and as Nina was well and Truly a b3tan, I doubt she'd want everyone to be morose and tiptoe around :)
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:42, archived)
# To be honest, Freebs
FreebsI think Jessie would've wanted us to.


(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:43, archived)
# No, not at all
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:43, archived)
# very good
I was thinking of you as I made a racket with the guitar last night...
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Silly freebs...
Guitar is for music, not tennis!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:48, archived)
# haha
a 'racket' is the only tune I can do, despite having bought Guitar for Dummies! (apparently you have to read it)
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:56, archived)
# hahahaha!



(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:42, archived)
# In Australia they don't sing "All Things Bright and Beautiful"
They've renamed it "All Things Hot and Poisonous"
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Oh god, I might have known!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:50, archived)
# soz!


(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:53, archived)
# *refuses to apologise for unshopped photo... and words*
Hello everybody. I just wanted to thank you all for your kind words and thoughts over the last couple of weeks. I'm finding it very difficult at the moment, but it has been a huge comfort to know how many people have been thinking of me, and how well-loved Nina is (I can't bring myself to say "was"). Nina's family have been looking through the stuff on here too, and they're blown away by everyone's kindness: her mum has even registered so that she can thank people personally.

Loads of people have helped me out with things since the accident, I'm not going to name any names, but you all know who you are; thank you so much, although I may not have shown it it's been very greatly appreciated.

Nina's funeral was held at her parents' farm last Sunday, and although it's just wrong to say it was lovely, it was the perfect service for her. I'm convinced that if someone had told her all this was going to happen and asked her to design the service herself, it would have been pretty much as it was - right down to making sure the sun was bright enough to burn my head!

Her parents have decided that they'd like to use the money raised through the icon donations to build a memorial to her in the garden, under an oak tree in the corner. The farm was her favourite place in the world, she'd be pleased with that. We haven't spoken about it too much yet, but her mum has mentioned a gothic stone folly, with gargoyles and statues. She wants you guys to be involved with the design too, as she wants it to reflect Nina's sense of humour and be somewhere that we can remember her, but smile too. I'll be posting more stuff about that at some point... watch this space.

Finally - could you all do me a favour please? If you made a tribute picture for Nina could you gaz me a link to the thread? I want to collect them all together. They've pretty much without exception made me cry, but I hope that one day they'll make me smile instead. I keep seeing stuff and thinking "I'll show Nina that when she gets home... oh".

Here's a photo of a picture Nina's parents had made for the service, it's from a vector that was done by Aphex the Mink which she loved:


CFB
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Awww!
*manhugs*

EDIT: It was lovely . . . just for a really shit reason.

original thread


(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:22, archived)
# ^ This
Definitely this.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:26, archived)
# She fucking loved that song
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:37, archived)
# She fucking loved you more


(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:44, archived)
# That's beautiful, Dave
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Lovely.. but
My eyes are leaking again.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Thanks for the update, Prof
I've been mostly just lurking on B3ta for a while, but this whole event really brought home to me quite how much of a genuine community of people who care about each other it is.
So one last time, many kind thoughts to you, Nina's family and also the many folk here who knew her.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:26, archived)
# *hugs*
Thinking of you, fella.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:26, archived)
# I haven't really got anything to say that hasn't already been said.
I just want to write something to show that our thoughts are still with you
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:26, archived)
# *girlhugs*
The tribute sounds amazing x
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Have a great big manhug: *Manhugs*
Edit: As Joliet pointed out, the tribute sounds like a fantastic idea!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:27, archived)
# That sounds like a really nice use of the donations
Cheers for taking the time to let us know, at what must be a bloody difficult time fella.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:27, archived)
# very much this
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:28, archived)
# ^This
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:29, archived)
# ^This. Very much.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:15, archived)
# that's a great idea :)
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:29, archived)
# great idea for the usage of the donations
my thoughts are with you KM
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:32, archived)
# ^What all of these girls said^
I haven't really anything to add; I don't know either of you personally, but the exchanges on here I had with Nina were only ever lovely, happy, and smiley, and I would never wish what you're going through on absolutely anyone at all.

I just trust that in time, as you say, you will be able to smile about the memories instead of cry about these moments.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:32, archived)
# pretty much what he said ^^^^^
don't know either of you personally, but its obvious how much you are both liked and for very good reasons.

One thing I will mention though, are you sure its a good idea to have B3tans involved in the design of the memorial? It could get very strange, very quickly! :-)
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Haha, yes I know
I'm just waiting for the first blueprints for a giant stone cock and balls to appear :)

When I post more about it I'll remind people that Nina's mum & brother have both registered on here, hopefully that'll mean that only the cuntiest of cunty cunts will post totally unsuitable stuff. Nina's mum has looked through a lot of the stuff on here and hasn't been offended yet, here's hoping...
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Same for me ^
*hugs, and wipes away tear*
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:24, archived)
# What a lovely vector
got a bit of a lump in my throat
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:34, archived)
# *hugs*
that's a lovely idea.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Thanks for the update, my thoughts are with you and Nina's family.
A memorial in the garden is a great idea.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:41, archived)
# lovely picture!
glad the service went well :D hope the old sun burn feels better :D
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Thanks for letting us know
The picture was a lovely idea
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Yeah, it was Nina's mum's idea
She loved that dress...
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Oh man.
It sounds like you've made the best of a terrible, terrible situation.

I'm loving the gargoyles idea, though. MORE GARGOYLES!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Thanks Prof.
It's nice to hear all these things, even if it is also very sad. Thoughts still with you and will continue to be.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:02, archived)
# I thought/sang about you and Jessie on Sunday
and heaven knows how I could sing such lovely Brahms love songs and not cry.

My thoughts are still with you at this fecking awful time.


(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Thanks 'pots
*hugs*
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Thank you for the update fella,
started welling up reading it. Wonderful idea with the memorial in the Garden :)
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:19, archived)
# It's a beautiful idea.
Love it.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Cheers for the update
All the best, mate

Now if you'll excuse me, I have something in my eye
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Must be dusty in here
I have the same problem.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:44, archived)
# All the best
It makes me happy to see that her mom wants to remember her as she was - humour and all and not go all angels and flowers. Looking forward to seeing what we can come up with that gives Nina credit.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:23, archived)
# *huge hugs*
.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:25, archived)
# :'(...I don't know how to do a link, so I'll leave this here for you! Hang in there!... :'(
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 17:03, archived)
# I shall have to get around to making a tribute image then Professor K
*flexes non-artistic hands*

(this may take a while...)
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 17:57, archived)
# 'is' is the right tense, Kerry.
*massive hugs*

P xxx
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:16, archived)
# *is mesmorised*
WAAAAAANK IN THE U.S.A.!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:17, archived)
# HAHAHA
Born down in the balls of man,
The first thing I hit was the cap in his hand,
This is what happens when you beat it too much,
Spend all your life, just cleaning it up, yeah...
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:25, archived)
# That's a high protein diet right there.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Arf! I'll pop this in here
Who's your daddy, Eldritch?
as it's very old and looks ropey has hell now I'm not using a CRT.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:25, archived)
# THAT'S ropey?!
I say that's top notch!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Great Album
one of my faves
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:55, archived)
# that should be 'porn in the usa'
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 21:13, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Haha
I probably would.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
Tops!


(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Spectacular Mr Bobs!
*click*
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:14, archived)
# I like the way you ad-dressed this issue.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:15, archived)
# that's a bit clever
hullo freebs and ting
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Hey, Jude!
*ducks and Runs*
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:17, archived)
# pffft
there's been a lot of that around lately not here but irl... bastards!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:19, archived)
# JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!


(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
I've always suspected this of Ritchie Blackmoor.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Hahaha great!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Kitteh Attack!


Click for bigger (167 kb)

Hi - first post - so required shopped kitten added.
Long time lurker. Enjoyed all your pics over the years, so time to contribute.
(ok - it's not funny but it is my own work :))
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:08, archived)
# excellent stuff
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Nice work!
Welcome! Pull off on a chair, chop up a kitten, you'll never leave.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Nicely done sir
Pull up a Leave, kitten a shop, you'll never chair
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Welcome!
Kitten take shop chair leave never!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:11, archived)
# open a kitten shop and chop them up so they never leave
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:13, archived)
# what about the chairs?
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:13, archived)
# we'll head em off at the pass
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:16, archived)
# good plan Rb
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Hehe!
This is both lovely and woo!

Pull up a kitten, make yourself at home :)
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Hello Weets
how the devil are ya?

You hear from Wasted Industry these days?
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Gah!
Descruction by teh fluff!

*insert something about shops/chairs/kittens/never leaving*

Woo!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:18, archived)
# You
Are welcome here.

(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:18, archived)
# lovely stuff :D
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:27, archived)
#
thanks - you're all most kind, and nice and stuff :)
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Nicely!
Welcome!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Possibly the best first post I've ever seen!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:50, archived)
#
You're too kind.
It can only be downhill from here on then!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Excellent job....
Pull up a chair.... etc
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Ace!
Welcome in!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:15, archived)
# 'tis lully, to be sure.
Kitten? Check. Chair? Check.

Don't try to leave (unless it's by means of a jolly good flounce)
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Triffic stuff.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:10, archived)
# yay :D
awesome first post

welcome to b3ta you'll never leave
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Star Wars Funkyzeit!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Swing those pants, Sir Obi!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:57, archived)
# That's no choon
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Hokey Kokey and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Ahem!



(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:01, archived)
# ha ha Great minds
:D
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:03, archived)
# One pun to rule them all.
Hello Dave!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:04, archived)
# BENNEH!
How you doin'?


(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:05, archived)
# All good and stuff,
Thank you, Dave. Slowly coming back to b3ta, when I get the chance. I miss you guys.
And your wombat.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Good, good!
good!

(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Woooo, look at 'em go!
Nice one, could I also be really cheeky and TJ quickly?
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:59, archived)
# quickly! I'm about to post the bestest thing since evah*




*since Nibus's Nun Oscillator anyway...
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Who here knows a good leaflet printer?
I need about 2500 done, at 300gsm or above, not sure whether its going to be a5 or smaller yet, anyone in here work at or know a good place?
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Do you have a Prontaprint near you?
They have a deal going on at the moment.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Well, thats the second person who's recomended them
Better scoot dwn and find one in town, there must be one in Central london........... I hope!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:10, archived)
# what Joliet said
or KallKwik

they've always been fairly good for Short Runs

I used to know a great Litho Printer - fantastic for short run jobs - but they went bust - so that's no good is it?
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Dammit! Go back in time and get me a quote will ya?
Cheers, I'll give Kallkwik a shufty as well.

Thanks guys.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:10, archived)
# great stuff as usual Mr Kick
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:59, archived)
# this is ace
more funky dancin
1 Mb: www.gifbin.com/983256
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Aw, I wouldn't call her fat
More "sturdy"
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:03, archived)
# it might be Moshgirl's cousin
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Raving? Looks more like some kind of fit/stroke combo.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:05, archived)
# It's a bid odd isn't it
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:08, archived)
# the weird thing is it obviously looks like some kind of Rock/Metal band is playing
so what music are they dancing to?
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Aces.
They need to be stood in front of the "doobie doobie doobie do" band in the bar.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:01, archived)
# I love the way Obi's swinging
I can just imaging his cock swaying from side to side with that "thwumznch thwumznch" lightsaber sound.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Cunt.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Cunt...
All the lost souls...
in the fuck

Pfft! :O)
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Now THAT'S what I call an animated .jpg.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:56, archived)
# "All the lost souls"?
Ris ;)
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:44, archived)
# An animated jpg!!!
...what magic is thi....oh
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:46, archived)
# darn
forgot about that :( Maybe i should animate there back boobs!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Swing and a miss.
I can't believe women that large would really go out in public like that, let along be photographed.

Edit: I should clarify that fatty boom-battys have every right to be seen in public (I am one, after all - although not as large as these specimens), just as long as they're dressed in more than just a bikini.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:46, archived)
# I saw one in public the other day
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:01, archived)
# christ
I hope she doesn't slip in the wet
3Mb: www.gifbin.com/982969
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:03, archived)
# lol wtf!?
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:06, archived)
# must hurt having stop 20 stones or so of fat with your face
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:09, archived)
# I loved the skin platform that formed underneath him
and he is at least 25 stone!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Holy fuck!
Still, fair play to her. She must have a skeleton of steel to still be able to walk unaided.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:04, archived)
# I bet her bag is full of biscuits
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:13, archived)
# I WISH my bag was full of biscuits
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:31, archived)
# 1. get a bag
2. go to shop
3. buy biscuits
4. place in bag
6. profit!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:48, archived)
# whats 5?
i need to know!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Please send £29.99 to...
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:07, archived)
# coo!
an animated jpg


(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:47, archived)
# *prays it doesn't animate*
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:47, archived)
# like this?
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Fat tax = A bullet.
/controversial
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Swing bada-bada-bada-bada-bada swing!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:53, archived)
# haha! I recognise those rotund women!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
Oh you!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:16, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Doggie got a itchy bumbum



(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:33, archived)
# The Shite Album
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Nah, that was by the Skids . . .
that was by the Skids . . .

(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:35, archived)
# ahahah!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Into the valley....
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:17, archived)
# The Worms.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:37, archived)
# a Hard Days Shite
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Hey! Poo'ed


(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Cack in the USSR.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:40, archived)
# haha
Twist and Shit!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Paperback Shiter.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Dear Poodence.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Happiness is a Warm Bum.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:46, archived)
# She Logs You.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Diarrheal Love.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Love me poo
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Pooperback writer
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Revolution No.2
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:44, archived)
# I just saw a faece?


(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:44, archived)
# HELP!


(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:44, archived)
# She loves poo
From me to poo
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Step in shite, love
love

(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:45, archived)
# If you think you can get away with a sneaky Cilla number
think again!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:49, archived)
# but, but they WROTE it
but they WROTE it

(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Oh
*slinks off, feeling silly*
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:54, archived)
# *throws jaffa cayke*
CATCH!


(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:59, archived)
# The stool on the hill.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Yer browns?


(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Brown submarine!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Why don't we shite it in the road?
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Sgt Pepper's Chunky Fart Club Band
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:01, archived)
# *clenches buttocks*
Dog poo is either brown or white.
Has this dog been licking tarmac!?
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Darn tootin'
I fed it nothing but liquorice for three days!


(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:38, archived)
# blackturd singing in the dead of night.
have a woo
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:39, archived)
# One of my favs :D
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
Old brown shoe?


(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:41, archived)
# A day in the lav ?
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:46, archived)
# No more lonely shites
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:47, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Good 'ning
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:19, archived)
# I've got a song with him saying
"Cunts" in it.

It's an average song, but that fact pleases me.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:22, archived)
# I've never been much on self-referential music...
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Do the words
"Bono & I are both . . . ", preceed it perchance?
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Bono has been told by his doctor
that he should bend at the knees when carrying the world's problems


Now then - either you lot haven't heard that one, or I am very late with it
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:31, archived)
# I too wish to hear Sting say Cunts
what is this song of which you speak?

(I could google "sting" and "cunts", but there'd be way too many results)
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Fields Of Cunts
Don't Stand So Close To Me, Cunts.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:31, archived)
# every little cunting thing she does is magic?
a cunt in new york?
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Englishcunt in New York, you mean.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:35, archived)
#
Ellas Danzan Solas Cuntos
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:36, archived)
# All for Cunts.
Featuring, rather aptly, Bryan Adams and Rod Stewart.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Can't Stand losing You Cunts.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:35, archived)
# message in a cunt?
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Wrapped Around Your Cunt
De doo doo doo De dah dah Cunts.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Rox-wanking-flangemangling-bollocks-cunting-anne!


(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:37, archived)
# ahahaha
genuine office roffleage there :)
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:38, archived)
# *Beams*
See! It IS big and it IS clevar!


(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Cunt stand losing you?
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:42, archived)
# The Cunt's Too Big Without You
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Couldn't happen to a nicer fella
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:30, archived)
# TJ, not worth its own thread, and *unlurks*
Those Americans are rapacious!


*relurks*
*goes to Hull*
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Proper lollage!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:31, archived)
# pffft haha
he wasn't fussy was he
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Did I dream it, or is the suspect a criminology student?
It's not a ringing endorsement of the course that he got caught, is it?
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:33, archived)
# perhaps it was a field assignment
or he was hoping to write an episode of Luther and wanted to gain some experience
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Luther?
RIS?

Is this something that you have to be a media-savvy switched-on type to understand?
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:36, archived)
# nope
just have to switch BBC 1 on
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00s8jk0

It's quite over the top, but pretty good. Got the bloke from the Wire in it playing a hard-nut cop WHO DOESN'T PLAY BY THE RULES!
His boss is played by a woman who looks like Emma Thompson but can't act.
He has a crazy lady nemesis and a marriage breakdown

what's not to like
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Ah-ha.
*whoosh*

That's the sound of another cultural phenomenon going right over my head...
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:48, archived)
# I wouldn't go as far as 'cultural'
It's only been on 3 weeks

I'll be surprised if gets a second series
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:50, archived)
# ha ha
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha!


(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry] The dirty album
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:19, archived)
# that's bloody ace
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Is that Battenburg you are using to wipe this?
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Yes
only a mr kipling one though
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:27, archived)
# it's about all it's good for
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:40, archived)
# This is how it was created
FACT!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Animadoodle
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:08, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Yay!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:10, archived)
# hehe
lovely
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:13, archived)
# how rare :)
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:13, archived)
# THEY!
are gonna be the TASTIEST fags evar!

I might even take up smoking for battenfags!


(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:15, archived)
# arf
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:16, archived)
# ^ This
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:19, archived)
# that
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:22, archived)
# them
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:23, archived)
# ..
T
N
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Faaaaaahhhhhkin' hell!
Nice!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:15, archived)
# I was about to get angry about you sticking cigarettes into a battenberg
but then I realised that it's a Mr Kipling one ... so carry on!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:16, archived)
# I see you have a good eye for battenberg
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:18, archived)
# everyone should be able to recognise the basrad child of the battenburg family
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:53, archived)
# brilliant
for those without animation skills - make a flipbook

:)
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Oh you clever little shit.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
Battersea farted pink elephants!
top woo!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] moving on up
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:03, archived)
# This deserves a clicky woo
Wooo
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:04, archived)
# hahaha :)
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Click
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:04, archived)
# hahah
woo!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:04, archived)
# oh yes
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Regarding last night's programming conversation...
I broke Boris' 1st Law - never show a competency in any field that was previously unsuspected.
Now I've been moved off of lab work and have to work out how to do Monte Carlo simulations. I have no idea what the hell to do with the things...
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Fact-Finding Expedition to Monte Carlo!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:18, archived)
# You, sir, are a god.
I'll try that tomorrow.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:22, archived)
# *giggles*
nicely done sir
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:07, archived)
# ta muchly :)
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
Braw!


(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Top stuff
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Clicked
Because it's worth it.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Brilliant
This is the best compo for a long while
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Absolutely
Even I managed a little inspiration for an entry.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:49, archived)
# great stuff!!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:18, archived)
# That is top notch!
*Click!*
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:32, archived)
# ahahah!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Best one yet!
FP this Pleeeeaaaasssseeeee.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:13, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 21:12, archived)
#
brilliant
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:28, archived)

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