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# Probably bindun
Photobucket
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:54, archived)
# haha
probably
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Like TV but with not cabinet that looks like books
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Is this your catchphrase of the day?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Say what you see, if you see it, say it.
What's Mr Chips up to now?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:05, archived)
# england speak you not good
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:02, archived)
# *awaits to animate*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Far beyond my skills
As you may have guessed
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:03, archived)
# fraid so
but yours is bigger so probably better

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:04, archived)
# That's a yes then.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Bah!
No plagarism intended Joe, thought of it the other day .... but all for naught.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:06, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm also going to abandon this here
I think my skillorz are getting worse

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Genius!
Was trying to think of something to do with this album.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:13, archived)
# lighthouse boy


hello!
i was playing with some light and made this, i hope you like it...
:)
(turbomerl, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:29, archived)
# He doesn't have full meals, just light snacks
lol?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:30, archived)
# pfft...
(turbomerl, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:31, archived)
# you argon to be sorry, sunshine
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:44, archived)
# something something neon something something
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:51, archived)
# something something energy-saving-lightbulbs something torch something lamp
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Like TV but with not cabinet that looks like books
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:56, archived)
# SHINY SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:59, archived)
# And I bet he thinks the sun shines out of his arse!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:31, archived)
# You been eating Polos?
I can see you're fil'a mint.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:33, archived)
# That pun is turning me incandescent with rage
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:33, archived)
# It's the kind of joke you'd expect from a past-it after dimmer speaker.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Also available from TribsCo Jokes division :
Halo Jen, Tongue Sten, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:40, archived)
# I'm switched on to this.
It brightens my day.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Get out!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:33, archived)
# watt?
(turbomerl, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Bloody polo's
coming over 'ere nicking our mint's jobs
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:45, archived)
# I blame the Governmint
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:48, archived)
# ^THIS^ is why you never ever hold your torch in your mouth!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Damn right
They're better than your's.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:38, archived)
# I like it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:36, archived)
#
thank you. :)
(turbomerl, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Mars Volta
album inspired?

edit: woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:37, archived)
# woosome
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Nice effect.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:55, archived)
# nice!
are you making a bit of light conversation?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:10, archived)
# I need to get lit.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:18, archived)
# You are
Lo Pan. AICMFP
(mucuscough http://sciencehubb.co.uk/ <-Science-y stuff, Fri 28 May 2010, 18:07, archived)
# 6 pints friday lunchtime, shite ensues............... when will it be hometime
some utter drivel



Click for bigger (70 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:25, archived)
# 6 pints on a lunchtime?
fuckinell - that'd KO the rest of my day
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:26, archived)
# lightweight
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:27, archived)
# 6 pints+ of an evening, no bother!
you sober up while you sleep, but sobering up in the afternoon/evening is horrible
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:29, archived)
# 6 pints of GIN
Wolf's well'ard.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:27, archived)
# ha and you're assuming i'm
still a fully coherent functioning member of society?

Alas i'm sat in my guilded cage in fleet street talking utter shite and
trying to kill time til 5:30/


Any B3TAns working in Fleet St?
I'll buy you a beer if you're around in the next 30 mins.*




*Caveat,
you'll have to put up with a drunk twit in a suit.



That is all
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:29, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Isn't Fleet Street full of drunk twits in suits anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:30, archived)
# it's full of
obnoxius arseholes

- either 20 somethings in cheap suits and asymetric haircuts being
stylewank tossers

- fat old white blokes in ill fitting suits being knobbers..


sigh,
Alas I work there,
but i'm from dorset so they can all fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:32, archived)
# ha ha ha
the Dorset bit, now leaves me imagining you sat behind a PC wearing a sheperds Smock and while chewing a piece of straw..
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# I was drinking my coffee as I read that
nearly choked
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:42, archived)
# ^this^
I used to drink in the Printers Devil many year ago

Place was stuffed with twats
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:40, archived)
# I read that as "I used to drink printers devil..."
Sounds like a printing solvent, the hard stuff. {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 28 May 2010, 16:09, archived)
# I've had 2 and I'm fucked
6 would send me into a coma
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Just thinking about 2 gives me headaches
I have to have a lie down after a glass of Wine these days
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:29, archived)
# ^This^
I had two last Saturday night, and was surprised to be mobile on Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:33, archived)
# I've had 4 lines of heroin and some anal
so there
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
I've just wet myself
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:31, archived)
# anal heroin?
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:33, archived)
# It's how all the kids are doing it
brown up the brown
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:25, archived)
# I've had 4 large mugs of coffee so far!
I'm off my face on caffines! Which is good, I'm off playing with late night camerararas tonight! hurrah!

Also, does anyone know what this toy is called?
Its the one that you have two offset flat pedals, 4 wheels and you pedal it but standing up.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Is it a bus?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Yes and also more accurately, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Close but think cheaper and less crap films made about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:36, archived)
# A very cheap car?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:35, archived)
# No no, I already have one of those!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Anything like this?
www.urbanlime.com/entry,139,Rhoades-Car-the-4-wheel-bike-that-drives-like-a-car
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:47, archived)
# *wants*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:49, archived)
# I've been on one of those, they corner well!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:58, archived)
# I like Haddock
Much better than Cod
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Cod is dead, and we have grilled it
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Hakke!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Call Mr Scruff, that's my name
that name again is Mr Scruff
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:21, archived)
# 1:20
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNKGK1RJkeA&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:30, archived)
# It's not The Eagles is it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:33, archived)
# haha it's definitely not
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Nice pair of Keks...
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Why is nakey bean man sexing that mixing deck?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Hakke
German rap over gabba techno? Yikes
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:28, archived)
# that's one of the hakke styles...but not the one I like
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU_bz-6giiU&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Could someone ask teh proj to take me off ignore and gaz me as I have something to ask him
it's is quite important and something I think he'd want to be part of.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Can you take riverghost off ignore
and gaz him as he has something to ask you
it's is quite important and something he thinks you'd want to be part of.

(?)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Where did you get this from?:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:38, archived)
# good for him
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# If you'd be kind enough to explain what I gazzed you barb.
I appreciate that he and I are as both cynical, jaded and narcissistic as each other (probably why he has me on ignore).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:47, archived)
# *applies for a job with Relate*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:50, archived)
# THink of the children!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:12, archived)
# He looks like he's got his willy trapped in the mixing desk
which made me guffaw like an idiot!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:50, archived)
# [something about a 12"]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:57, archived)
# What a finely constructed wanking machine you have there!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:46, archived)
# (Some sort of pattern is forming here)
The new newsletter is called Issue 430. Yeah. And it's out now! Rob was unable to post it here, but sends you all of his love and kisses.
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:16, archived)
# I wouldn't stand for this shoddy treatment if I were you
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:17, archived)
# *sits down*
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:23, archived)
# I feel a power struggle going on at B3ta Towers
edit: yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Awww, come on Rob, giz a go on yer iPad
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:19, archived)
#
Alas, he's still queuing.
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:20, archived)
# and even if he gets one
he won't be able to connect to the web!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:20, archived)
# ...to look up pics of onagers
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:28, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:30, archived)
# the power struggle is between me and the kids
as the newsletter often clashes with school pick up
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:23, archived)
# My money
is on Angus, in that case.
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 28 May 2010, 17:45, archived)
# overthrow the government!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:21, archived)
# ONOES!
You have rob tied up at gun strap on point!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# *Prods link carefuly*
*waits for "I love horses"*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Yay! I survived the B3ta coup!

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Ahahah.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:25, archived)
# we don' need no stinkeeng badges!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:27, archived)
# I heard rob can't eat fish unless they're alive
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:23, archived)
#
You can wriggle them and then sometimes he'll go for them. But never curl your fingers over.
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:27, archived)
# #MiddleClassnigh
What's that all about?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Twitosphere Zeitgeist

twitter.com/#search?q=%23middleclassnightmares
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:28, archived)
#
It's all about quality control. Like everything we do. I'll fix it.
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:28, archived)
#
Oh well, I can't fix it. Unless someone has a time machine.
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:29, archived)
# I have a machine that tells the time
if that's any help
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:33, archived)
# There's always one person
who replies to the b3ta newsletter with "please unsubscribe me". We should probably let him by now. It has been five years.
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Is it Gordon Brown?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Wow
I'm getting myself a bathtub full of bean bag filling, next doors cat and a box of white mice from the pet store.

It'll be ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Please
be sure to film it. Then we can link to it disapprovingly.
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:45, archived)
# I'll come up with a weak excuse
Like "the cat pee'd on the bean bag"

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Sup peeps
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Woo!
www.b3ta.com/board/10068720
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:20, archived)
# mmm jam
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# What's your favourite jam?
I quite like strawberry.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:29, archived)
# raspberry or blackcurrant
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:31, archived)
# any really..needs to be seedless though
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:44, archived)
# mixed fruit
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] suckle them piggies!
(scowners shagged his mum on, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:11, archived)
# COR!
and yes, and even especially, the ginger one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
I love bewbs
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:13, archived)
# That poor redhead
Famous only for being the one that everybody wouldn't.

EDIT: Except for Griffles, apparently, who is a weirdo anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:13, archived)
# I would do the ginger one
Cant beat a red bush!
(scowners shagged his mum on, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:14, archived)
# horrible tea though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:16, archived)
# This is true.
I've never been able to drink it since I noticed that it tastes like baked beans.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:19, archived)
# yeh!
now you mention it, or like it was made in old and bean tine that hadn't been washed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:24, archived)
# I appreciate that my proclivities don't leave too much out
BUT GODDAMIT - I AM A STATISTIC!

edit: thank you. What?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Nadine, Cheryl, Kimberly, Nicola, Sarah.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:18, archived)
# they have names?
I remember a previous conversation about the order in which we'd do them. Me and Wasp Box had the same order but he wanted to botty-sex them so we agreed to meet in the middle one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# I think I only wanted to bum one of them
I'd do the others proper like.

*doesn't remember*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Everyone
except me and Griffy, it would appear.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Heads or tails?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:25, archived)
# :)
Decisions, decisions....


Tails.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:35, archived)
# I would.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# *cough*
hand up here as well
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:18, archived)
# And me!
I'd plough that 'till next July
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 28 May 2010, 17:28, archived)
# giggidy
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Anything with girls is good.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:21, archived)
# so
i made a woo. this sort bindun?

(Captain Black, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:51, archived)
# :)
lovely
(waxdart hello., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Sim City?
I loved Sim City 3000
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:53, archived)
# transport tycoon :D
(Captain Black, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:56, archived)
# racist.
(waxdart hello., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:58, archived)
# lol?
(Captain Black, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:59, archived)
# You said 'coon'
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:00, archived)
# haha
i was saying thankyou to him though, so he didnt mind :P
(Captain Black, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:02, archived)
# "Coons? When racoons try to get on our back porch, Momma just chase 'em off with a broom."
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:02, archived)
#
Momma Mammy
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Theme park World!
no greater thrill than making small children vomit for fun
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:03, archived)
# I tried to find original theme park a while back.
A proper verison, all I could find was shitty freeware.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:04, archived)
# *cherishes her original Theme Park and Theme Hospital CDs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:05, archived)
# I want to play Theme Hospital again very much.
There's some people remaking it, but I doubt it'll be finished for years.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:10, archived)
# I have the theme hospital disc somewhere. I was never very good at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Fuck it, I'm looking for theme park again.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Too soon?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cornwall/10183002.stm
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:05, archived)
# I designed the best buildings in simcity 2000.
I had a metropolis of cocks. Then I found b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Told ya! (see Rob's post)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:54, archived)
# linky?
or some pointage :S
(Captain Black, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:57, archived)
# (my reply to Rob's post)
nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:58, archived)
#
aha b3taville? =D mmolwbg :)
(Captain Black, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:01, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10069135
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:59, archived)
# :D!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:01, archived)
# You seem so surprised... it took about 4 clicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:10, archived)
# It's all magic to me.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Gaaaaaahhhhhh *flashbacks*
I went to college with someone who ate like that^^^ used to be a source of horrified fascination.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Vyvyan??
edit\ "you utter bastard!"
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:59, archived)
# nice :D
         __      __               
    o O O\ \    / / ___     ___   
   o      \ \/\/ / / _ \   / _ \  
  TS__[O]  \_/\_/  \___/   \___/  
 {======|_|"""""|_|"""""|_|"""""| 
./o--000'"`-0-0-'"`-0-0-'"`-0-0-'
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:57, archived)
# ALL ABAORD THE WOO-TRAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:59, archived)
# *mounts*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:03, archived)
# *Eats shoots and leaves*
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:03, archived)
# sorry sir, your ticket is only a super saver return
which is not valid on this service past Yay on a Friday afternoon
You will need to pay the difference or get off at Houpla station
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:10, archived)
# *pays the difference*
hang on, you're not the real conductor! your 'ticket machine' is an accordian and since when was standard issue GNER uniform pink sequinned hotpants and cowboy boots?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:23, archived)
# since Bob Crow won us some concessions
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:34, archived)
# NO.
I will not go back to OpenTTD. You can't make me. I have things I need to be doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:07, archived)
# haha
thats exactly wht it is.
very soon after i started farming large numbers, i decided i had better things to do aswell, though i still have a non farmage tipple the odd time.
(Captain Black, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:12, archived)
# I believe "Hi cockalorum!"
Is the appropriate response.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Wooooo....
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Rush
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Thats the Spirit (of Radio)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Blow wind blow!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:53, archived)
# swit swoo
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Very impressive work sir
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:06, archived)
# ding
dong
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Who is it? (click to find out)
(iamgoingtohell, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:45, archived)
# see, if he'd stayed in the UK
the NHS could have cured his raging encephalitis
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:47, archived)
# It's Phil Collins.
No clicking required.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:49, archived)
#
no need to ruin it.
(iamgoingtohell, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:52, archived)
# To be honest the first pic looks more like him that the one it links to.
(waxdart hello., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:06, archived)
# he has a skidmark on his head
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:50, archived)
# :D gross!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:54, archived)
# newsletter subjectline compo
we need a designer
for a pithy one liner
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:38, archived)
# does not contain crossbows or cannibalism
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Mmmm. Prostitute.
Salty.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:53, archived)
# pre-seasoned
*boke*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:55, archived)
# _____________________
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:39, archived)
# spilling into your inbox like oil into a seagull's gut
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:39, archived)
# BA brought down by sandwich trolley
Polar Bears rejoice
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:39, archived)
# what could be finer..
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:40, archived)
# introducing you to the Duke, for less than the price of a cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:40, archived)
# b3ta privacy settings updated.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:41, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:44, archived)
# HELLO
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:41, archived)
# SelenaSexyPants123 is now following you on Twitter
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:42, archived)
# haha
you too?
join up to see my private pics
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:44, archived)
# The whore!
I thought I was her only one.....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:45, archived)
# ;0)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:45, archived)
# wondering where all the witty lurkers are
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:42, archived)
# The Newsletter's late, So sue me. See if I care.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:43, archived)
# where the feck is everyone?
I'm even talking to myself on Twitter!

;)


yes, I know I have no friends
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:44, archived)
# your fake account is talking to my fake account
will our real personalities never meet!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Specially not with the great geographical divide.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:51, archived)
# *looks wistfully to the north*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:53, archived)
# *gazes Pontoon-like Southwards*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:54, archived)
# *laughs like an idiot*
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:56, archived)
# I'm here
but I've got nothing to say at the moment

exceopt this

and that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:54, archived)
# I'll contact my local suing circle
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:44, archived)
# b3taVille Coming Soon!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Champion the Wonder Hose: why you should recommend revolutionary new irrigation product
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:44, archived)
# *giggle of the week award*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:50, archived)
# It's just a big iPhone for fuck's sake!
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:44, archived)
# but you can carry more biscuits on it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:45, archived)
# I carry mine...
...in my tummy.

In other news, I have four (4) proper large cakes on my desk. The remains of them, anyway!
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:46, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:46, archived)
#
just not even
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:47, archived)
# which is kind of the point I guess
I read newspapers / listen to podcasts a lot on my phone and a bigger one does sort of make sense. A media consuming device rather than laptop which is more for doing. Maybe. Not buying one at the moment anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Does a bigger one help you listen better?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:49, archived)
# You're an interweb celebrety, been on the tellybox and everything.
Why hasn't anyone approached you offering you one for a fawning positive review?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:50, archived)
# I saw that!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Ahahah, score!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Sounds like a great Commuting While away the time device
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Won't you get a free one anyway?
what with you being a multimedia pioneer
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:50, archived)
# I wish
the last thing I was given free for a newsletter mention as a bean bag about 3 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Phone up Apple's PR and try to blag one.
If you're brazen and cheeky enough you might get lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:59, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:04, archived)
# I honestly think it could work.
The newsletter has... how many thousand readers? Tell them you'll make a youtube video testing it out, and bung on the fp and in the newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:07, archived)
# would you like a reach around?
(waxdart hello., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Feel like a midget with an iphone
get an ipad.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:54, archived)
# I'd love one as a replacement for magazines
the html5 demo of Sports Illustrated is awesome.
that sort of thing running on the shiny slate on niceness (or one of the cheaper competitors following) is almost like the future we were promised ages ago
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:58, archived)
# *wears silver toga*
*eats food pill*

Mmm, roast beef and yorkshire pud.

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:01, archived)
# the battery doesn't run out 10 minutes into your journey with a magazine

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:16, archived)
# I'm surprised there hasn't been more of you geeks
bashing or bashing one out over the iPad today
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:14, archived)
# You fuckers don't even read this bit anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:44, archived)
# :-)
His most masculin attribute was his birth certificate
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:45, archived)
# the one you read while pretending it's the Waitrose newsletter #MiddleClassnightmares
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Wanking off to Sex and the City 2
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Sorry the newsletter is late.
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Check out England v Mexico highlights and watch some classic World Cup action from Pele
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Happy The Pubs-Are-Empty-Of-Gays Eve
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:46, archived)
# OH GOD NOT THE WORLD CUP
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:47, archived)
# print out and stick to cardboard
for maximum iPad simulation
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:47, archived)
# HURRAH IT'S THE WORLD CUP
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Baa weep granah weep ninni bong!
(Mr._Pickles, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:48, archived)
# YOU JUST MISSED THE WORLD CUP. SPAIN WON.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:49, archived)
# MY COCK'S HANGING OUT, AND THERE'S SPUNK ALL OVER MY TROUSERS
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:49, archived)
# not now Barbie
we're trying to think of Newsletter subject lines
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Oh God
*giggles self off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:54, archived)
# THE B3TA NEWSLETTER #430
Done.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:56, archived)
# NEWS-LETTER, NEWS-LETTER
NA NA NA, NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA NA NA
NA NA
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:50, archived)
# jamming up your leaky inbox
like a bp cement injection
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:50, archived)
# TOP KILL!
how over the top is that name?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:52, archived)
# I imagine all the bp engineers stood around in mirrored raybans staring at radar screens while it happened
then whooped, high five'd and communal showered straight after
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:54, archived)
# hahaha
Top Kill with Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer

I feel the need, the need for greed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Oil's well that ends well
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:51, archived)
# FREDDIE STARR ATE MY HAMSTER
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:53, archived)
# If you get the McCann's "How to get rid of troublesome children while on holiday" DVD, please ensure you watch BOTH discs
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:54, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:55, archived)
# win.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
McCann jokes never seem to get old.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:03, archived)
# JUST LIEK MADDIE :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:04, archived)
# iBeenmugged
(waxdart hello., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Fergie sells access to Rob for 50p
(waxdart hello., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:56, archived)
# I'm backing the Uk to win the Eurovision. Such a class entry. Success is coming our way.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:57, archived)
# are we in it this year?
I haven't heard owt, is it someone famous or the usual utter plank?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:59, archived)
# The latter.
Written by 2/3 of Stock Aitken and Waterman, Sung by Joe McXfactor wannabe - utter, utter dross.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Mike Stock's autobiography is unintentionally
very funny.

He refers to gangsta rappers as "black rappers" throughout.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:05, archived)
# :D
I'm assuming the non-gangster original variety is that sung by artistes such as PJ and Duncan and The Reynolds Girls
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:06, archived)
# He's really bitter about rap
not being "proper music", and then has the most stereotyped ideas about what rap actually is.

At no point does he realise how lucky he is to have taken so little so far.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:09, archived)
# how and why do you know that?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:05, archived)
# erm
blame Nibus. Yes, Nibus told me.

He did actually.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Stock, Aitken and Waterboarding
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:13, archived)
# It's really shite
I don't know why we don't get someone who writes decent pop songs to enter it, such as Cathy Dennis or Richard X.

(I found this amazing use for our entry from a few years back: www.youtube.com/watch?v=77iDIp40m9E)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Oh thanks
I'd forgotten all about that monstrosity

:)

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:08, archived)
# I quite like it.
The Cuban Boys / Spray (its writers) are always enjoyably silly.

They also did this work of brilliance (from the newsletter a while back) - www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFM140rju4k
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Crossbow Cannibal fails criminology coursework.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:58, archived)
# to be fair, the practical was quite extreme this year
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Ha ha!
What is it with serial killers and Bradford? It must be something in the water. Oh yeah, bits of prostitute.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Sorry for lack of Newsletter Title. We just couldn't think of anything. Neither could the /boarders. Sorry. Ooh have you seenmy shiny new iPad?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:59, archived)
# SERIAL KILLER NAMING COMPETITION! - SEE PAGE 94
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:59, archived)
# New list of lurkers.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Social Misfit? Meet likeminded people in your local Apple Store today.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:01, archived)
# WORLD WAR II BOMBER FOUND ON THE MOON
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:02, archived)
# UP YOURS DELORS!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:02, archived)
# STICK IT UP YOUR JUNTA
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:04, archived)
# FREE PORN INSIDE
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Why don't you try it?
FOR MURDER! (of 3 prostitutes)
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 28 May 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Breaking News:
Jeremy Clarkson spotted driving around Bradford in a lorry cab.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Delivered safely to your inbox by a Cornish postman
(I helped save b3ta! superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:07, archived)
# if you bring it to my barbecue I'll use it as a chopping board
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:07, archived)
# my other front door is a ferrari
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:08, archived)
# FLASH CONTENT NOT AVAILABLE TO iPAD USERS
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Hahaha! ^This.
So very much this.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:14, archived)
# May contain nuts
(rustymail resourcing sauces since:, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Thank you for registering with grannyquim.com please click the link to activate your account
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 28 May 2010, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry] He's watching ......
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:24, archived)
# what's going on?
is it down there a bit again?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:24, archived)
# You wait all day for a DUke then two turn up
as Sarah Fergusson would offer.............
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Ahahah, top face action there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:25, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Ha ha...this could only happen to me.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:26, archived)
# apologies
it was one of those "get it finished and post the bugger" without looking what else was up

Yours is brill!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:32, archived)
# It's cool, we're all friends here.................(*laughs*cries*)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:34, archived)
# FURIOUS SELF ABUSE!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:31, archived)
# is there any other kind?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:34, archived)
# ummmm Panicky self abuse?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:36, archived)
# The best kind of abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Best of all the self-abuses
though your sig suggests a whole different kind.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:36, archived)
# The kind abuse of Best?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:37, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:34, archived)
#
Excellent - love the ceiling cat inclusion!
(Banjo Legs, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:44, archived)
# thanks!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 30 May 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Who is it? (click to reveal)
(iamgoingtohell, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:22, archived)
# *sudden, inexplicable urge for maltesers*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:23, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:23, archived)
# awooogah!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:23, archived)
# top result on google for kriss akabusi awooga...
... www.dragonninja.co.uk/28610/kris-akabusi-erotic-short-novels/
(iamgoingtohell, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:28, archived)
# yes
my first ever experience (that I can recall) of fan fiction/memes was akabusi erotica
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:30, archived)
# mega
lulz
(iamgoingtohell, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:32, archived)
# It's that baseball player off the Simpsons
Gigantism!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Ken Griffey, Jr :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:34, archived)
# and his grotesquely swollen jaw

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Well, erm,
it's too easy.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:24, archived)
# *gives her a pat on the fanny and leaves*
those who are RISing really ought to google kris akabusi fan fiction
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Shopped images only please!!
(Slipper I'm going for a smoke, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Does he make kettles?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:26, archived)
# space mumps
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:21, archived)
# NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:21, archived)
# PROAST
Photobucket
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] A day in the life of...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Where's the little fella gone?
Oh, there he is!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:11, archived)
# He's fine... no brain, no pain.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Arf!
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Thanks!...I actually worked hard on this one... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Poor guy
He'll fall faster. Fat people do sometimes.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:12, archived)
# they proved this in the early 70s
when they took Jon Brower Minnoch to the moon

and this has reminded me of my favourite Simpson's quote
Homer: what has Fatty Arbuckle done that I haven't done?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Superb
So that was Duke's end...
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Does it ever end?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Duke has left the building!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:35, archived)
# I have had enough, you see.

CFVB

Sorry for lack of hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:06, archived)
# heheheheheheheh
exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:07, archived)
# finally, an apology, after all these years
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:08, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Ahahah, burn.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:10, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Facebook doesn't even have my address. Or my phone number.
It has an email address and it better well bloody be happy with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Also, you don't really need a cfb on long thin images, do you?
No one told me off one of the dozen of times I've posted my 6k pixel wonder. Were they just being polite? Have I made a terrible Faux Pas?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:12, archived)
# It's even got pixel nudity... and is 30k over the size limit. I'm a bit shit really.
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/24337/1262844395/medicine.gif
ed: will leave it as a link, as it's a bit distracting.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Hmm.
I suspect it knows much more than that, old chap.

Where you are, what you like, who your friends are.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:17, archived)
# I told it my hometown. Most of my status updates are just telly quotes.
I am a fan of DUCKS though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:19, archived)
# THE SIZE OF A COW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:10, archived)
# 49k?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:11, archived)
# The big one is 1.8meg.
You could put a size warning on it, if people are steal using Babbagesque, steam powered modems.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Aw man that would be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:17, archived)
# *chucks some more coal on the fire*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:18, archived)
# I'm sure there must be a mechanically possibile processor waiting to be designed out there.
It'd be HUGE. And awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:21, archived)
# haha, very true!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Nice visuals.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:22, archived)
# like it!
and can also recommend this: www.reclaimprivacy.org/facebook
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:16, archived)
# I have used it
but I do like it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] sticky
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:05, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 28 May 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Ha!
Absolutely! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Not a foil-wrapped cucumber? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:11, archived)
# hahahahaha!
*puts on Shrewsbury 1979 away shirt*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:32, archived)
# haha
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Dodgy mechanics!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:56, archived)
# hahahaha!
He got it patented and everything!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Why is that statement a question? Man up, caveman!
Get some stones and stick up fer yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry] This is prolly what they actually wanted!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Fucking OW!
:OS
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:53, archived)
# mmnggggmggngnmnggmgn... . .. ..
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:54, archived)
# hell bells fella,
Bloody good job I'm not epileptop[pfmv,x;l,l;djajHJGLN.;X'P[[].......,;''J.G....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:54, archived)
# *awaits proj outrage*
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Sorry, the prodge...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:56, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:08, archived)
# I just shat blood
Going to have to adblock this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:54, archived)
# FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
I'm blind
(got friend to type for me.. argh, now's she's blind too)!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 28 May 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Oooff!
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:54, archived)
# I normally don't give a shit about this type of thing but this has totally raped my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:58, archived)
# utter shit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:08, archived)
# I like this.
We've all gotten a bit serious lately, a god spack with a nice bee reference is all we need sometimes.

Well done you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:21, archived)

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