Fucking A as ever!EDIT: Dear Sheep!, you should listen to the intro of The Hall of Mirrors by Kraftwerk whilst watching your animation. It works terrifically well!
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 12:18,
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Ooo, TaI'll try that
*tries to find track on YouTube*
EDIT: haha, you're right, that's fantastic!
(*tries to find track on YouTube*
EDIT: haha, you're right, that's fantastic!
Sheep!,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 12:41,
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Well I just hope you've brought enough for everyone
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 13:25,
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Don't be a twat,just call it LSD :P
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 13:42,
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amazing track
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 18:08,
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thats very nicedid you shoot the cupboard yourself, or blag it from somewhere?
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 12:19,
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I Made a CG Model Of My CupboardIt's for my new film... I thought I'd give it a bit of exposure on t'internet first though
( Sheep!,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 12:20,
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really?Wow - you gots teh skillz0rz
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 12:25,
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ThanksI have added "proficient in cupboard modelling and animating" onto my CV
( Sheep!,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 12:27,
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Is that the title of your new film?Honey, I Made a CG Model Of My Cupboard
(,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 12:27,
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ThanksReal cupboard in a bit of a state, the cat loves scratching it *
One day this will be all that's left of it. Immortalised in film....
*the cupboard is flattered with all the interest in it
(One day this will be all that's left of it. Immortalised in film....
*the cupboard is flattered with all the interest in it
Sheep!,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 12:21,
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On a dark dark night. in a dark dark village, on a dark dark street, is a dark dark house, with a dark dark porchin the dark dark hall, there is a dark dark stair,on the dark dark landing there is a dark dark door, in the dark dark room, there is a dark dark wardrobe, in this dark dark wardrobe, there is a dark dark room, in the dark dark room, there is a dark dark wardrobe, in this dark dark wardrobe, there is a dark dark room, in the dark dark room, there is a dark dark wardrobe, in this dark dark wardrobe, there is a dark dark room, in the dark dark room, there is a dark dark wardrobe, in this dark dark wardrobe, there is a dark dark room, in the dark dark room, there is a dark dark wardrobe, in this dark dark wardrobe, there is a dark dark room, in the dark dark room, there is a dark dark wardrobe, in this dark dark wardrobe, there is a dark dark room, in the dark dark room, there is a dark dark wardrobe, in this dark dark wardrobe, there is a dark dark room...
(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 12:22,
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:Dkinda gets stuck in a recursive loop after a bit though.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 12:24,
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But another question and sorta thread-jacky:
I forgot my password. Had a new one mailed to me. All my stuff in b3ta image hosting vanished. wtf?
I believe it is robtoo you want to ask about that, or cr3. Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 13:09,
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b3ta image hosting has been somewhat borked of lateI'm sure your stuff is around somewhere.
(
Damien's Hearse,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 13:17,
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Thanx...hope it will come back. I have copies of all of it but having to reload it each time makes a witty and snappy reply hard...as if I can conjure up a farkin' witty and snappy reply.
*rolls eyes at himself*
(,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 13:19,
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*rolls eyes at himself*
Bloody hell, that's good.TJ: been off doing a spot of night photography...
(click on each one for embiggery goodness)
(
(click on each one for embiggery goodness)
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 13:30,
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It appears that your cat is broken Boris. Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 13:41,
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You shouldn't laugh at his poor disabled cat :( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:12,
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Ha ha, fuck!"What the fuck have you done to Tibbles?!"
"Err, nothing, nothing at all..."
*replaces home gene splicing kit*
("Err, nothing, nothing at all..."
*replaces home gene splicing kit*
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:19,
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Mitchell Park, north of Windsor (even more north of Blacktown)(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:40,
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Or maybe Sunderland.One of the two.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:50,
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I'm sure there's a Narnia around here somewhere...Woo!
(
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:22,
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that is fucking class (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 18:06,
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Oh that's good! Looks really REAL y'know!I need some new woos. I will rectify this, watch this space...
(
..wil,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 16:25,
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Well no, because that is from me,not Danny Dyer. And I am not a mockney, just an honest old Souf-East Lahndoner!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 12:19,
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also incorrect, but thanks for playing. The runner up prize is this youtube:www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctVmNbVu2KA
The correct answer is of course, my penis.
(,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 12:29,
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The correct answer is of course, my penis.
Ha! This is no way a runner up prize :D Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 12:31,
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One hell of a shot that big bird ;)
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 11:00,
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HahaHe'd stick out in a police line-up though :)
(
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 11:20,
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Haha sillinessI would love to know the context of that scene with the people falling over.
(,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 11:48,
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Jedi bastard!Oh... wait...
will this be the start of another series? (crosses fingers)
(will this be the start of another series? (crosses fingers)
RedHouse over yonder,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 13:46,
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Driving a cab can be very taxingEspecially if you don't have the will for it
(
CanonCaliber A big bore,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 10:36,
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Taxidermy can be very cabin? maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 10:59,
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I think the government should take firm action and make tax optionalto prevent further deaths.
(,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 11:52,
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Is it badthat I'm amused by a taxi driver going taxi driver?
Also, he's ruined all my dead hooker jokes.
(,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 10:37,
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Also, he's ruined all my dead hooker jokes.
Watch your fingers
MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 10:19,
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How is that possible?If I tried to do that it would be faster for me to learn genetic engineering and grow the thing from a spliced-up egg, than to attempt to do such a seamless paint job.
(plus of course I could give it four arses)
((plus of course I could give it four arses)
RRNot is a miserable sinner,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:16,
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but she needs to know if she's the mother or not
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 9:49,
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Mother?Thought she was just saving up the Mother of All Farts...
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 9:59,
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Cheeky doctors who ask such questionsshould be sued, and banned from practise.
( RedHouse over yonder,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 13:49,
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I did an arts while we are waiting...Happy 110th Birthday Dennis Gabor ( inventor of Holography )
^ That was as close as I could get to a hologram
(^ That was as close as I could get to a hologram
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 9:01,
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It's as if he was in the room with medecomposing
Nice use of background color =)
(,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 9:31,
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Nice use of background color =)
Thanks... It gets better as it moves down the board?* I hope
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 9:37,
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Beautifully so, brilliance.
EDIT Not only an ignorant swede but currently also only on first litre of coffee for the day, if I'm unclear just hit me with something until I start making sense.
(,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 9:48,
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EDIT Not only an ignorant swede but currently also only on first litre of coffee for the day, if I'm unclear just hit me with something until I start making sense.
*opens can of surstromming*Now hold still...
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 9:59,
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Those are usually accompanied by a bottle of vodka (to be chugged in advance)
(,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 10:23,
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I have actually take your advise ( sort-of )and made the background transparent...
* I think that is better?
(* I think that is better?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 10:01,
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Oh...I actually meant it.
That's what lack of caffeine does, according to the old saying
my body is a filter - coffee goes in - sarcasm comes out
www.notquitewrong.com/rosscottinc/2009/02/11/the-system-150
EDIT Ah the 'decomposing'...he did die -79, was he here with me right now I just supposed he'd be. No more posting before properly drugged up on stimulants to approximate normalcy.
(,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 10:19,
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That's what lack of caffeine does, according to the old saying
my body is a filter - coffee goes in - sarcasm comes out
www.notquitewrong.com/rosscottinc/2009/02/11/the-system-150
EDIT Ah the 'decomposing'...he did die -79, was he here with me right now I just supposed he'd be. No more posting before properly drugged up on stimulants to approximate normalcy.
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Educational Posters For Doctors"){kind=small}
nobody about??
then i'll slip in this second rate entry to the compo here :)
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 6:59,
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you can get piles anywhereeven your eyes!....FACT!
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 8:29,
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Haha!A mildly related pea:
(
The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 10:23,
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They remind me of The Perishersparticularly Balloon, Stick and Technical Reasons.
(,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 5:28,
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LOVELY WORK FACEBURGER!this film is so watchable, it's on about 5 times a year but it is so watchable, love it.
(,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:29,
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I LIKE VELLY MUCH!
(
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 4:18,
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Hahahafucking hell it's happy hour
Wow, I just noticed, that's a VICIOUS sidewinder.
(Wow, I just noticed, that's a VICIOUS sidewinder.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 4:37,
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Woo!I love these!
( Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 9:09,
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Hahahahafuck that's so wrong and funny
And a top fp :)
(And a top fp :)
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:20,
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Ahahaha, if you watch his face it's like watching him get more and more infuriated at being all vibratey.
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:22,
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Hahahaha*clicks
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:25,
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hahahahahahaha!
Awesomeness!
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 13:33,
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Damocles did a whole series on this...Sadly it's no longer available.
( Grampa,
Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:35,
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*donates all over your keyboard*
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 2:37,
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I set up my parents' brand new computer this evening.It was box-fresh, direct from Dell.
I was simultaneously impressed and horrified to see it go online straight away.
Where did they get that information from? Why did they have it? Who has it? What for?
And are they going to finally deduce that I'm actually Hitler?
(I was simultaneously impressed and horrified to see it go online straight away.
Where did they get that information from? Why did they have it? Who has it? What for?
And are they going to finally deduce that I'm actually Hitler?
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 2:47,
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If there's a wireless unsecured network already set up then yeah, it could just click on. Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:00,
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I be just a frightened peasant, ignorant in these matters. It rattled me, it really did.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:03,
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If they had wireless internet already, then it might not have needed any information to go online.As thats all done in the router.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:06,
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Surely you'd need a wireless pass? No one's silly enough not to set up a password, surely?Surely?
(
Ttssattsr,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:08,
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God, no.I was very strict about that.
God knows what foul deeds one has to perform online to make a password necessary.
Hmm, that reminds me - where's Dr Dyslexia these days?
(God knows what foul deeds one has to perform online to make a password necessary.
Hmm, that reminds me - where's Dr Dyslexia these days?
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:10,
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hahaHaving fled across the border with a truckload of morphine, only to return a fortnight later with a bunch of Mexican graduates, a kilogram of cocaine and a dog named Charles.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:16,
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How did you manage to misspell two words you'd already typed in the previous sentence? Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:08,
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I didn't misspell them. I merely let them evolve.This ise evolvushione.
( Ttssattsr,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:09,
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It was at attempt at a generic northern english accent.Ah'm guessing.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:13,
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Nay? When have you ever heard anyone say nay you great wazzock? Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:17,
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Was the joke that no one says "wazzock" either?I get jokes.
( Ttssattsr,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:19,
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Nah, wazzock can be heard in certain circumstance. Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:20,
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JORDAN PRICE HAS A RETARDED FUCK-WIT CAPPER SON HAHAHAHALOL!!!!!!1111111111
(,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 2:50,
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But you are A RETARDED FUCK-WIT CAPPER SON HAHAHAHALOL!!!!!!1111111111.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 2:53,
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You forgot blind. Unless Capper means blind.I'm not sure.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:02,
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Squint(Edit: 4 years in Japan helped me.)
(Edit;edit: those crazy Kanji defied belief!)
((Edit;edit: those crazy Kanji defied belief!)
An Egg ,D,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 2:21,
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*squints*wa ka ri ma sen
(only joking. I understood the picture and found it fairly amusing)
((only joking. I understood the picture and found it fairly amusing)
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 2:26,
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Arigato gozaimasu, watashi-no-tomo. *EDIT*
Only got as far as Hiragana meself. Katakana may as well be a foreign language!
And as for Kanji... pfffffff
(Only got as far as Hiragana meself. Katakana may as well be a foreign language!
And as for Kanji... pfffffff
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 2:30,
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I had to take an eye test for my driver's licenseluckily, I didn't have to read that shit!
Even the Japanese realise that kanji is for the birds. They just use shapes.
(Even the Japanese realise that kanji is for the birds. They just use shapes.
An Egg ,D,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 2:39,
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Is there any possibility that the Dubious Brown Shadow can do us a picture illustrating birds making use of shapes?Cos otherwise your theory may look a tad threadbare.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 2:43,
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So what?I only ever come on here when I'm smashed out of my fucking face.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 2:57,
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It's a piece of piss.Honest. After 2 terms, I could count up to 100.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 2:49,
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I can say Watashi wa Mu desu, and that's about it. Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 2:50,
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You mean watashi no namae wa Winnie desu.*claims smartarse points*
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 2:56,
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In all the places I've seen it it's just watashi wa *blank* desu. Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 2:58,
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You've beenmisinformed.
Boku no namae wa MU desu
is tha way to go.
(Boku no namae wa MU desu
is tha way to go.
An Egg ,D,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:20,
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Go to JapanOr get a decent teacher who knows more than me. (and I'm pretty good.) Find an Aussie who knows all the grammar (Hah! there is very little) if all else fails, ask me for a job in Japan. I'll sort it out.
( An Egg ,D,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:32,
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Well the grammar is (what grammar)but don't count on it being easy.
(They have a million different words for numbers)
((They have a million different words for numbers)
An Egg ,D,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 2:51,
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I can still count up to 100 in spanish.Uno, dos, tres, quatro, cinco, sies, seite, ocho, nueve, deiz, once, doce, trethe, catorthe, quince, diezisies, diesiseite, diesiocho, diezinueve, viente, viente uno...
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 2:57,
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Don't believe you(joke. you don't have to count all the way)
( An Egg ,D,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:02,
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after that it's just like in english, except they put an "and" in the middle after thirty.So if you know the tens going up you can count all the way.
trienta y tres, cuarenta y quatro, cinquenta y cinco...
(trienta y tres, cuarenta y quatro, cinquenta y cinco...
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:04,
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I recall being toldthat "shi" is the formally correct word for "4", only it's not widely used cos "shi" also means "death". So they generally say "yon" instead.
More than once, I wondered whether watashi-no-sensei was just making this shit up as she went along.
(More than once, I wondered whether watashi-no-sensei was just making this shit up as she went along.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:08,
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ButThey have counting words for flat things, cylindrical things, bottle shaped things, etc.
total nightmare.
(total nightmare.
An Egg ,D,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:16,
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This is why I want to learn japanese. I want in on the batshit crazy. Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:20,
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he looks so depressedbut i don't think that lighthouse is quite tall enough for him to end it all
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 2:09,
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SILLY GIANTSLIGHTHOUSE IS NOT FLOOR MOUNTED DILDO.
( We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 2:10,
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a mate of mineonce wrote a song that rhymed "Whitehouse" with "lighthouse".
A number of us were moderately impressed.
Because his girlfriend's surname was Whitehouse, and he was comparing his cock to a lighthouse.
(A number of us were moderately impressed.
Because his girlfriend's surname was Whitehouse, and he was comparing his cock to a lighthouse.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 2:28,
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i love thisbut i don't know why :D
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 7:08,
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I'm bored. Let's ride.
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 1:34,
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*hums low rider*
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 1:35,
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you know what?9k posts and fucket
you hairy twatter are as good as anyone im just a fan
edit love you edit edit
(you hairy twatter are as good as anyone im just a fan
edit love you edit edit
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 1:39,
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Congratulations on a big round number. You not gonna do a picture?
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 1:50,
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HE LOVES DRIVING PINK VEHICLES
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 2:02,
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i've been listening to my cells dyingthere's fuck all else to do
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 0:58,
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you mean you havent been glued to britians got talent?and over on ITV2 britians got more talent?
thankfully it all ends tomorrow.
(thankfully it all ends tomorrow.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 1:08,
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i'd rather stick pins in my eyesthat had first been dipped in the congealed fluids recovered from gary coleman's corpse
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 1:09,
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man, i'm boredtime for bed, methinks
g'night all
(g'night all
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 1:25,
archived)
she's going to beat Lester Bowden's in Epsom next Saturday. I might turn up in a Team Pete t-shirt.
(,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 0:26,
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turn up with a cricket batdo us all a favour and hit the bitch for six
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 0:28,
archived)
oh dear.you bad man you made me laugh.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 1:06,
archived)
BUT SMOKING MAKES ME LOOK COOL
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 0:22,
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your a registraryour ferrari makes you look cool :D :D :D
*green eyed monster,grrr*
(*green eyed monster,grrr*
FIEND,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 0:50,
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I drive a 10 year old toyota celica.It's a hell of a step up from the 950cc corsa I've had for the past 5 years.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 1:30,
archived)
Trekkie hand!Old habits die hard, eh? :p
(
Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:11,
archived)
smoking is coolfuck, it's deader than a norwegian blue around here tonight
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 0:49,
archived)
I was out the other night.Only sober guy in the bar.
This guy was asking the barstaff for smokes, and then asked me, and then proceeded to explain to me and the girl he was with that smoking was his thing to look cool. I don't think a smoke would have helped him though.
Fun story.
(This guy was asking the barstaff for smokes, and then asked me, and then proceeded to explain to me and the girl he was with that smoking was his thing to look cool. I don't think a smoke would have helped him though.
Fun story.
Cae1,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 0:51,
archived)
sometimes it takes more than a smokelike a pair of shades, for example
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 0:53,
archived)
Are you talkin' to me? Are YOU talkin' to ME?Bindun?
(
Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:58,
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DO NOT MAKE HIM ANGRY
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 0:19,
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One of my surprise hits, made FP n everything,no idea why, but then, I never do...
( ..wil,
Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:20,
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nyaaaaa, what's up spock? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:18,
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i was beginning to think nobody got that PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 0:19,
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Even without photoshop,I'm going to have to make a SPANG picture just for this crime against language and culture.
(,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 0:49,
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it's lunch, jim, but not as we know it Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:20,
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This is kind of familiar...who had the carrot-chomping fp a while back?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:24,
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WiL, I see yours therebut wasn't there someone frenziedly munching something too? I vaguely remember it being something to do with Star Wars
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:26,
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Happytoast I think...Total Recall though Arnie in Memory implant machine
(,
Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:27,
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Arnie, okthat's kind of ringing a bell.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:29,
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Hmm think I saw that oneAlthough I don't come here that often nowadays.
There must be some sort of global subliminal conspiracy involving carrots perhaps.
(There must be some sort of global subliminal conspiracy involving carrots perhaps.
Canker,
Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:29,
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Crudely drawn carrot?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:43,
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Hawiian with extra carrot
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 0:16,
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that pizza looks awfulit's burnt and you're 30 minutes late.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 1:11,
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if lexx is to be believedthey're actually aliens, trying to crawl up your bumhole and control you
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:41,
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i think that was the title of that episode Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:49,
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Yupwww.imdb.com/title/tt0631294/
Although I pity the alien robocarrot that tries to go up Craig Charles' bum.
(Although I pity the alien robocarrot that tries to go up Craig Charles' bum.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:57,
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tis asilly episodetrip and yo-way-yo are my favourites
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 0:20,
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Omnomnomnomnom
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:28,
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watership downs? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:43,
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:) Petard rabbit
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:45,
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i've just realised how much simon pegg looks like him.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 1:13,
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I like it.I've been banned for life from the Star Trek online website and forums, by no less than the chief creative officer of the company. They did not like me telling their customers exactly how shit and shallow their game was and also telling people what dire straits Atari are in financially.
it induced this.
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(it induced this.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:49,
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What are Star Trek planning next?All the tv series have been finished a while now (unless Enterprise is still going, I never got into that) and the film was shiny, but not earthmoving.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:59,
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I really liked the direction the new film tookIt really was time for a reboot/rewrite of the series. Looking forward to the next one.
They do need to try to get away from the whole 'Enterprise' versus 'Badass alien boss guy' thing though.
(They do need to try to get away from the whole 'Enterprise' versus 'Badass alien boss guy' thing though.
Canker,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 0:05,
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The main problem with the film for mewas that some idiot put a group of 12 year olds in charge of a starship.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 0:12,
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I am drunk and angry.What the hell though, let's do aesthetics.
Your picture does not need any captioning. Jim Kirk munching carrots does not need subtitles.
Otherwise, a fine piece of animation.
I like this.
(Your picture does not need any captioning. Jim Kirk munching carrots does not need subtitles.
Otherwise, a fine piece of animation.
I like this.
finnbar has officially retired,
Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:51,
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You're a rubbish angry drunk.Throw someone through a window or something.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:59,
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it's not often I agree with this useless cunt /\/\but this /\/\
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 0:10,
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Hey, don't agree with me you shitwhore
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 0:20,
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Both median and mode, I'd imagine.The mean might be 1.001, or something.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:15,
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Yeah, hardly an incandescent claim.
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greedydave cries when he wanks,
Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:22,
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Accident at work?Nicely done!
( Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count,
Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:23,
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Well let's see, I make it 31 to actually get up there and handle the bulb (ahem sorry, that would be the hand of God)
1 to complain about the colour and pattern of the new bulb and how it'll mean a lot of unfair goals
1 to try to push the ladder over, fail, then collapse writhing and screaming, clutching his perm
Glad I was able to help.
(1 to complain about the colour and pattern of the new bulb and how it'll mean a lot of unfair goals
1 to try to push the ladder over, fail, then collapse writhing and screaming, clutching his perm
Glad I was able to help.
RRNot is a miserable sinner,
Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:32,
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