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# Just saw this in Leicester Square Tube. Needed changing.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Liz. Liz!! Come and look at this lil' fella...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:26, archived)
# arf
theres bound to be a winner soon
(Captain Black, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Poor little thing, it looks hungry...
it looks hungry...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Magenta?
He appears to be listening to mambo number 5!
(Vega31, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Irresponsible parentage in not-accepting-blame shock
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Cor!
I'm wanking myself daft at the thought of some kind of fox/woman hybrid thing

perhaps you could expand this into a deeply unamusing webcomic and post it here daily?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:19, archived)
# maybe you could just ignore JJ instead of commenting like this anytime the topic comes up?
just a suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:21, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:22, archived)
# I had him on ignore for about a year
then I had an ignore list purge a month or two ago

I might put him back on - his current stuff really is tedious and dire
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:24, archived)
# This
Lots!
(alc http://www.cameronmusic.co.uk, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:03, archived)
# (it's the sketch of "Maddy's kidnapper")
but I'm wanking myself silly nonetheless in a homage to mass-production japanese bestiality art.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Best line of Shakespeare ever
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Now I've got a raging diamond-cutter
at the thought of some sort of fox/hybrid man-thing having sex with Maddy

you should draw that and sell it to sweaty intervirgins on ebay
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:27, archived)
# I think you've brought your point across by now that you hate furries in general and JJ in particular
if you want to continue your witch hunt, please take it elsewhere
I like my /board fluffy, thankyouverymuch
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:35, archived)
# I love the smell of enraged furries in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:36, archived)
# pffft, you wish...
I'm just irritated by so much hatred against a single person, you seem to be a decent chap normally but go 'boom' anytime the whole squirrels-with-tits theme surfaces
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:41, archived)
# JJ takes it like a man and gives as good as he gets
if I spammed b3ta on a daily basis I'd expect to get some stick for it too
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:51, archived)
# fair point
I also admit that some of the things he links to are quite...disturbing, but I like the comic (you obviously don't, but each to his own) and I just had the impression you're taking your animosity towards him a bit far at the moment, but maybe it's really up to him to deal with it and not me.
As previosly said, I'd just like people on here to be mostly fluffy to each other (and united in hatred against trolls, noobs, spammers, reposters and other scum)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:01, archived)
# I used to quite like SA back in the day when he did jokes
it's the lack of funnies* that's turned me off it.

I've no real problem with people posting their webcomics here (even if they do have their own websites) - matazone, for example, has produced some cracking one-off webcartoons lately that have really made me laugh. I just don't get the point of posting daily what is essentially a very short episode of a soap opera without any payoff on a message board meant for funny or unusual pics

*funnies, not furries
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:10, archived)
# I'm wanking myself silly BECAUSE it's a sketch of Maddy's kidnapper
(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:30, archived)
# *wanks self into oblivion*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:32, archived)
# cor
that's a bit good *click
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:33, archived)
# That dress would look better on my bedroom floor darlin'
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:34, archived)
# what?
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:20, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:21, archived)
# how exactly was she "Irresponsible"?
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:23, archived)
# If I lived in London and had three young children
no matter how clammy it got, I wouldn't be leaving the door open. I don't mean any harm with the comment, I just think that the situation could have been avoided with sensibleness.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:25, archived)
# sweet shitting christ
I actually commented to my other half that I was glad that I hadn't heard of any "it's her own fault" gubbins from brain-dead spastics...

guess I spoke too soon
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:27, archived)
# ha! now that's what I call intelligent debate.
whose fault is it then? Foxes in general? Should they be taught not to walk into open doors and bite unattended children? Boris Johnson's fault for allowing foxes into London? The kids' fault for smelling interesting to foxes? Or perhaps it was just an unfortunate accident. An unfortunate accident which might have been avoided by doing something such as not leaving your front door open when you have small kids.

Edit: You seem to be of the opinion that I'm implying she "deserved" it. I'm not saying that at all. Nobody deserves such a thing.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:33, archived)
# It was a freak event, foxes do not enter houses and bit children
From the BBC:
Urban wildlife expert John Bryant said such an attack was extremely rare.

"I have only ever heard of two cases in my 40 years of dealing with foxes, one of which turned out to be a German Shepherd and the other a cat," he said.

What difference does it make that it was London?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Surely such attacks are extremely rare because most people in urban areas keep their doors firmly shut at night.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:42, archived)
# They were in the house at the time, watching TV...
are you telling me that you've never left an external door open whilst you were in the house?
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Fair point. We do often leave the back doors open in the evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:51, archived)
# I can tell that you're (going to be/are)* a bad parent
any children, present or future, should be taken from you!

* Delete as appropriate
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Oh noes!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:50, archived)
# it doesn't make a difference that it was london
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Good, that's all I cared about!
*continues to leave back door open in hot weather*

Now, let's get back to slagging off the furries.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:51, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:01, archived)
# are you trying to dispell, or substantiate, my belief that you're a spastic?
it was an unfortunate accident, obviously. Putting actual blame on anybody in this situation is the work of a moron.

In fact... you know what... you're right. This horrific incident, despite being unbelievably isolated should lead to people keeping their houses entirely air tight. God knows that a rabid bat might fly in through my window at night and bite me...
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:39, archived)
# this aggression is quite odd. I'm sorry that I have a different opinion to you.
I'm not saying that she should have expected that a fox would come in and attack the children. All I'm saying is that, personally, if I left my front door open with small children in my house, I would find it somewhat risky. Perhaps I'm paranoid, but closing the door seems to me to be normal behaviour for protecting my family from danger.

I'm not trying to say that it's any less horrific or unexpected, I just find leaving the door open to be strange behaviour for a parent of babies and young children.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:45, archived)
# I agree with you
but maybe we're just dribbling spastics like the mong said
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:49, archived)
# I'm trying to help you not be a brainwrong
I'm doing you a service
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:51, archived)
# my hero
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:59, archived)
# I'm with you on this one.
Foxes aside, there are a whole host of other reasons not to leave small children unattended near open doors.
(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:22, archived)
# fuck me....
w-w-w-w-what about poisonous spiders... brought over in banana crate from the African Continent????

They could crawl in through the vents...

Oh GOD!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:45, archived)
# well...well done on calling someone a spastic to validate your argument
god forbid anyone ever disagrees with you.

and I love how you run to /talk crying about the bad /board people
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:47, archived)
# hang on...
this from the person known as the /board grump

top irony-ing there
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:52, archived)
# quick run over to /talk and tell them what a cunt I am

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:56, archived)
# nah.. you're alright
I'm sure they already know
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:58, archived)
# oh no /talk disapproves of me :(

pffh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:00, archived)
# I wouldn't say disapprove...
there's a high concentration on cunt on /talk too
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:03, archived)
# ENOUGH!
Fluff please, statim.

Edit: whatever. *goes to make tea instead*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:59, archived)
# "If you lived in London"?
What difference does that make?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:29, archived)
# London is 98% full of rapists and murderers
hadn't you heard?!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:30, archived)
# the other 2% is over-confident foxes
which really means that she DID deserve it because she fits into the 98-percentile
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:31, archived)
# I didn't mean anything against london
just referring to the story. It doesn't make a difference, I'd be unlikely to leave my door wide open
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:34, archived)
# I leave the back door open in hot weather when the baby is asleep upstairs
there are a few massive foxes around my way.
The chances that one will come in are very very small, the chances that one will come in and find it's way to the baby's room are incredibly small.

The chances that one will find its way to the baby's room and attack the baby are infinitesimally small.

This event is so incredibly unlikely it's frankly suspicious. Much like the Maddie case... so... your picture works!
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:45, archived)
# foxy lady :)
*needs more cleavage
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:21, archived)
# she's just considering it as a fox pas
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:22, archived)
# ^ Foxits?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Nicely done sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Hahaahah
Take this woo and go directly to Hull!
*click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:46, archived)
# illogical
^_O


Click for bigger (125 kb)
(Captain Black, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:11, archived)
# haha, woo
spirk looks a bit burns victimy
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:12, archived)
# I prefer Kock
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:15, archived)
# I always suspected.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:16, archived)
# I've heard this about you.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Excellent. Really well done *Click*
Can't take my eyes off it!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Nicely ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:14, archived)
# but but.....Spock still looks like Spock
how can that be?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:14, archived)
# hahaha, bloody hell, that is really confusing.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:14, archived)
# face fallen on one side - check
slurred speech - check
*calls 999*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:15, archived)
# oh no, he's at it again
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:18, archived)
# haha
top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:17, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Nicely done!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:26, archived)
# How very confusing and very well done!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Love Poem
Sweetheart...
At times I can't find words enough to express
how deeply I feel for you...
But I want you to know that you hold a very
special plase in my heart....
And with every passing day
I'm falling more and more in love with you!
(thesamdaniel, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:08, archived)
# It would never work between us
You love us, we think you're a flange-twaddling crevice-monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Anyone know how to get rid of blisters from clicking ignore?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Cock off will you please!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Really...?
You never said! I thought it was just a quick handjob behind the Happy Shopper.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:09, archived)
# I'd like to kick you in a very special plase
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:09, archived)
# I sure hope "plase" is a lethal disease
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:10, archived)
# This is beautiful
I bet they'll be really moved.

Post some more of your poetry - you should get published - it's really good.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:11, archived)
# this is a very poor effort. I've seen FAR better trolls on here than you.
My adivce would be to spend a bit more time on 4chan, then come back here.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:12, archived)
#
failhorn.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:12, archived)
# hippo!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:17, archived)
# I'm very touched that you wrote me a love poem.
I have written you one back:

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
No, you are clearly a massive dribbling cock.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:13, archived)
# See You En Tee
You're a C - A Cunt
You're a U - An Unbelievable Cunt
You're a N - An eNormous Unbelievable Cunt
You're a T - A Terrible eNormous Unbelievable Cunt

Now THAT's poe-tree
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Aw, I liek pomes too.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:16, archived)
# *PTSD's*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:18, archived)
# I could only scan the odd word in that. It was enough.
i11.photobucket.com/albums/a168/reverendgrebo/demotivate/motivator-greb1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:29, archived)
# that's awesome
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Ode to Spam
There was a king of cockgobbling pikeys
who nobody here really likies
samdaniel was his name
spamming poetry was his game
but he'd be better off flogging fake nikes
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:19, archived)
# This is awesome
/boarders hate spammers and reposters because it pushes down people's work

yet it gets more replies than any other type of post





FUCKING CUNT etc










push





















push











push


























look




















pushing it down




















it's almost irony

























but not




















still down





















OkayIloveYouByeBye
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:20, archived)
# ooh I liked that payoff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:21, archived)
# ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Yes, but pushing them a scrolly-distance makes no difference
New threads actually move things off the page.

I love you too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:35, archived)
# double-edged innit
one small point....spamming doesn't stop anyone who wants to post something new,from doing so.....if it pushes anything down the board it's only one small click away(called older posts)....all this "hate" amuses me
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Some people's egos demand that they must always be visible on the front page at all times
(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Hallmark called.
You're fired.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Only a Vogun would appreciate your poetry
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:12, archived)
# fuck off
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:53, archived)
# www.facebook.com/ufictionfans
ufiction Free online web space for all you budding writers
out there and let the world admire your talent.check this--http://tiny.cc/f9yhv
(thesamdaniel, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Oh come on fella
you've already been wrist slapped over on links for this kind of thing..
Man-up and Play the game old bean.
Edit: the less charitable here might actually sign up and submit prose & poetry full of all sorts of unmentionable things....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:06, archived)
# My work puts Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings to shame
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:09, archived)
# ??? *goes off to google her*
Edit: Ahhh, of course :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Oh do fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:06, archived)
# ^
^
^
^
^
^
(^ What She Said and probably what they are about to all say ¬, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Hahahha, I had to file-name though.... Top Shoppage!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:06, archived)
# CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:07, archived)
# WHERE ARE MY FUCKING SHOES
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Please wait 8 to 10 months for delivery. Once you receive incorrect item please leave positive feedback and we do same for you.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:10, archived)
# oh for fuck's sake
you just need /talk now and you've got the lot, you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Woo! FP Now!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Jokes are better than technique

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:09, archived)
# bindun
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Haaaaaaaahahahahahahaahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:25, archived)
# Why is it always h's & a's in your posts?

* I'll get my coat
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Yes.
Get your coat.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:02, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:27, archived)
# he needs them to run his wifi connection
www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/steve-jobs/7812402/Steve-Jobs-iPhone-demonstration-another-press-launch-fail.html
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Is the iPhone wifi run on the b3ta servers then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:53, archived)
# The missus wanted an i thingy.
She ended up going with an android thingy instead.

/interestingtrufax
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:00, archived)
# arf : )
He could do with some muscles
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:27, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Ooo, do they do an Apple-scented version now?
Bet it's 50% more expensive and only polishes Apple-specified furniture.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:35, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:42, archived)
# hahaha that's great
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Hahaha
Polish cancer
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:45, archived)
# haha
although it needs more charlie
(Captain Black, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:13, archived)
# This world cup thingmabob - I wish it would
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar


edit:

due to popular demand



(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:21, archived)
# what have you shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:22, archived)
# you
expect your door to be kicked in very shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:22, archived)
# it's a fair cop, guv
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Nice pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:22, archived)
# I like the way it changes randomly every now and again
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:26, archived)
# I woke up this morning to find out that some hooligans had snapped the Engurland flags off of me car.
Which one of youse cunts was it then, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:29, archived)
# IT WAS ME!!1!
HAHAHAHAH
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:31, archived)
# twas not me
as England flags on cars around here are liable to be left alone - the cars they are attached to however would (in all probability) be burnt/damaged/broken.
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Haven't seen any England flags on cars around here
Odd, that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:39, archived)
# you know, neither have I.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:42, archived)
# None here, either
Bloody Norwegians.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Chavs!
Chavs who like kickball and are so silly they don't recognise that you're supposed to be on the same side. Think of it as friendly fire.
(Vega31, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:13, archived)
# MEET JAMES ENSOR BELGIAN'S FAMOUS PAINTER!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:23, archived)
# dig him up and shake his hand
celebrate the man!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Appreciate...!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:00, archived)
# damn - you're right
My memory's not what it...
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Yes, lovely picture
you could at least have drawn Wayne Rooney in paint or something!

But just to enter the debat regardless, what about: I don't mind football and quite like the World Cup and will catch the odd game here and there.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:25, archived)
# I'm the same
we're in a very small minority. Hooray for us!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Obviously, us not being in the world cup has an impact

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:57, archived)
#
This oldpoint thingmabob - I wish it would
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:26, archived)
#
I know who you are*






















*may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:29, archived)
# d. Sell me cheap nike trainers
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:26, archived)
# haha
BTW, see m'sig...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:27, archived)
# hahaha, so, I'll take that as a subtle hint then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:28, archived)
# is it supposed to be anonymous?
I wrote my name on them all!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:53, archived)
# #1: the larch
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:27, archived)
# you probably want the talk board
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:29, archived)
# no... he doesn't
you can keep him
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:31, archived)
# We need a minipoll board
clearly.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:33, archived)
#
Do we need a new pollboard?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:41, archived)
# she does, but she's bloody good at it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:46, archived)
# That's Barbie Rossa...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:47, archived)
# You people *shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:01, archived)
# It is a picture though
a .gif to be exact so technically I'm right and the faq does not expressly say I can't start a thread without a picture just that generally I should not. And I am not a general.

I need coffee
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:35, archived)
# never said you were breaking rules
just that the talk board seems like a more logical place to go to start a conversation/ask opinions
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:41, archived)
# meh
I have added a small masterpiece drawn by highly trained monkeys using state of the art 286 amstrad computers.
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:43, archived)
# hmm
Should we have a board dedicated to polls?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Unanimous!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:54, archived)
# I love football
I love the world cup
I love the misplaced optimism this coun try has in its overpaid nancyboys
I love that the Germans will somehow get to the final again
I love the fact that every tv show is trying to crowbar the football into it
I love that the supermarkets are doing fantastic deals on cheap beer, Pringles and pizza
I love my wallchart
I love spunking away on Betfair betting on who's going to score next
I love listening to Talksport discussing vuvuzelas (or whatever they are called) and then getting misty eyed over a visit to a Sowetto township
I love Sepp Blater and his Prince Philip style comments
I love it ALL!!!! DO YOU HEAR!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:46, archived)
# I'm with you on the cheap beer, pringles and pizza
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:49, archived)
# I LOVE FOOTBALL!!! BEST OF ALL THE TEAM BALL SPORTS!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:51, archived)
# oh man it so bores the shit out of me
but the cheap beer is a bonus
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:54, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:05, archived)
# i hope it has tea in it
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:08, archived)
# I say send those bastards a message
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:17, archived)
# A Brush with death
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Cunning!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:19, archived)
# I had the My First Gallows playset when I was a kid
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:25, archived)
# o hai bee three tee aaay
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:10, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)
# hello matey
been a while...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:12, archived)
# I keep popping on now and again:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:13, archived)
# The advantage of being a clone trooper
is that you really can go f**k yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Narcissist.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:21, archived)
# is there a fucking swear filter now?
fuck cunt mingebusting arseturnip.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Self-imposed
I don't use naughty language. Much.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:37, archived)
# cranberry off you watermeloning happy baby orang-utan
/misses those days
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:37, archived)
# :D
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:21, archived)
# ARSE!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Pffft
This has large quantities of excellent.

*Executes Order Clickety Clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Magritte Thatcher

morning all : )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:48, archived)
# is she dead yet?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:48, archived)
# she'll never die
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:49, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:49, archived)
# She lives off the tears of misery
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:49, archived)
# clad in armour forged from mothers' suffering
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:50, archived)
# ...and back in power
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/politics/10268442.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:15, archived)
# she never went away
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Ugh ugh
Strange emotions welling up inside of me after watching that.

I just can't believe that scum is back in power again.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:22, archived)
# and whiskey
she's pickled
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:53, archived)
# Her blood is the raw distillation of class division
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Her smile carved from a thousand tombstones of the brave and just.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:58, archived)
# I'm enjoying this
The surreal self-parody more than makes up for the vitriol.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:01, archived)
# But the bottle should be empty ;)
I'm glad it isn't becuase I don't really want to see her face.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Maybe it should be full
as she's snatched it off all the ricket ridden kiddies.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:50, archived)
# being an old fart
i remember free school milk in little bottles. It was always warm : (
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:03, archived)
# I remember milk monitors!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# you got me there
what the f**k is a milk monitor?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)
# When you're drinking milk and see something particularly funny on b3ta:P
The monitor in the classroom who handed out the milk.

Also little straws for mini milk bottles, I think there were green.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:12, archived)
# haha
little straws : )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:13, archived)
# It was a kind of giant dairy lizard, that roamed the corridors of schools
Thatcher bred them in a lab.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:26, archived)
#
lab vag
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:34, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:51, archived)
# ahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:53, archived)
# Has that waste of blood, air and organs carked it yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Ceci n'est pas une horrid fucking battleaxe.
(Rogue Sausage, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:58, archived)
# this is making me cackle like a witch
appropriately
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:02, archived)
# LONG LIVE THATCHER!!!!
(me? troll? little me?)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:59, archived)
# you would
admit it
; )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Yeah I contemplated leaving the disclaimer out, but I'd rather not explain to my landlord why his house burnt down.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:02, archived)
# hahahahhahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Clicky* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:00, archived)
# it's almost as if that milkbottle is being thrown into her face.
that can only be a good thing
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:02, archived)
# marvellous
here's another:
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)
# haha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Hahah how apt.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:23, archived)
# NOT LONG NOW!
We can only hope
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Badgers, snakes, dancers.


All you need now is a mushroom story.
(Whistling Whistler, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:47, archived)
# LOL FOOTBALL
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:51, archived)
# *prepares for six weeks of hell*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:57, archived)
# not me
did you see my request in last week's newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Haven't looked yet
The technology industry has really been hitting hard as an excuse for selling flatscreen HD TVs.

Everything's either South Africa or the world cup. Even my mate's sister who has never done docos has done one on Nelson Mandella!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:03, archived)
# I'm gathering a list of central London pubs without screens - Samuel Smiths are a good place to start
I'd planning to miss the entire tournament
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:04, archived)
# I think it's disgusting that some pubs are charging for people to watch it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Haha really?
that's a proper tax on the stupid
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:13, archived)
# The problem with Samuel Smiths
is you have to drink their concentrated hangover syrup.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:18, archived)
# I agree it's not good for a proper session
but for an afternoon pint or two it's acceptable

and bloody cheap
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:19, archived)
# and Marmite
Marmite
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:52, archived)
# I had a minor racist thought the other day
I frequent a cafe staffed by lovely eastern-European ladies and their service is usually exemplary, however, the other morning I was pulled into work on a bank holiday (not good) and hungover (even less good). I ordered a black coffee and toast and marmite to go, trudged off to the office, plonked myself in front of my desk, took a long swig of coffee and bit into my toast. Which was full of marmalade. I'm ashamed to say my first reaction was something along the lines of "What has the world come to? No English person would ever make that mistake! Bloody immigrants etc."

Then I realised I was being a monumental arse and thankfully no-one was around to see it. Until I told the internet about it, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:57, archived)
# hahahaha
unexpected desert toast before the savoury toast!

Just think yourself lucky they weren't Americans!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:59, archived)
# i particularly like sahara toast
but gobi toast is also good
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:00, archived)
# You can't even make toast yourself?
How lazy are you? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:06, archived)
# See above RE: hungover, bank holiday morning etc
normally I take my own food in
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:15, archived)
# was this you?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSuJ9b96w9U
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# The amount of grey hair I'm getting now it won't be long

I did see Paul the other day in the street and was incredibly proud I didn't shout a catchphrase at him
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:18, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:20, archived)
# COME ON VEGEMITE
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:00, archived)
# There's a recipe for that
here
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:03, archived)
# you and your bookmarks!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Hee hee
I'm trying to work out if I know the author - someone I know was talking about writing a book like this and it's obviously a nom de plume
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:05, archived)
# :D
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:06, archived)
# yuk - nasty inferior Kraft product!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:04, archived)
# You can blow your marmite out your arse. The second time the horrid substance would have made the journey.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# haha
'Call that a yeast based spread?'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Vegemite is bland, marmite is capable of causing physical pain.
Bland wins.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:17, archived)
# You should have made up a mushroom story and squeezed it in at the bottom.
Although there's not mushroom.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:53, archived)
# *beats with a frog's hammer*
Oh, my mistake, it's a toad's tool.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Funny guy
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:08, archived)
# 


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(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:58, archived)
# morning
rips
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:46, archived)
# cor!
that looks just like my marmite on toast!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:47, archived)
# well if it was jam
i'd have some :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Marmite is jam
Yeast Jam
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:54, archived)
# fruit jam then :D
i like raspberry :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:58, archived)
# and an undead good morning to you sir
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:47, archived)
# :)
why are you a plymouth Cyclops??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:49, archived)
# haha, long story
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:00, archived)
# 'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Hey Jesse
Oil of Olay is not what it used to be
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:48, archived)
# hehehe hello you sexy woman!
hehehe no its really not as good as they say it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Well that's quite horrifying
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:49, archived)
# hehehe
ta muchly! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Something spicy to wake me up !!
:D morning !
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Well I haven't heard them deny it!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:39, archived)
# shopped only... etc
hahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:39, archived)
# One Diana frontpage a week is the rule from upstairs I think
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:41, archived)
# No.
But they do cause cancer
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:40, archived)
# they also cure it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:40, archived)
# What about aids?
Or ear cataracts for that matter
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:43, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:45, archived)
# !!

(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:48, archived)
# you founds this on wikileaks didn't you! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:57, archived)
# hahaha
well done
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Foxes were behind the grassy knoll
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:46, archived)
# YEE-HAW
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:49, archived)
# i think they'd be more likely to go for Prince Philip
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:42, archived)
# hahahaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:51, archived)
# haha
FRENCH FOXES!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Why marmite is so much better.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:19, archived)
# Your dog doesn't eat meat
(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:20, archived)
# He can actually
he just reaches down. :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:24, archived)
# how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Why not?
because he doesn't give it any
(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:06, archived)
# They are both vile
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:21, archived)
# pffft
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:22, archived)
# Hahaha



EDIT: Two girls, one jar.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:24, archived)
# Haha
RAM TIME
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:33, archived)
# MEAT RIM
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:34, archived)
# TIRMAEM
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:41, archived)
# mmm
I might have to go and pop some toast on and smother it in marmite now!

and surely sir, as a medical man, you know that this stuff is better for you than any antibiotic or rectal examination!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:36, archived)
# Marmite is a waste product from the brewing industry. I don't like eating waste products.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:38, archived)
# mmm
three thick slices of toast smothered in the stuff!
om nom, and may I venture another nom
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:46, archived)
# Yeah, and you can video yourself eating it and sell it on the internet as 'One Guy One Sandwich"
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)
# *smears*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Satan's anal butter
That is all
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:39, archived)
# as long as he has been fed on a diet of only Marmite
then this is fine
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:27, archived)
# Good work him getting caught on the seed!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:27, archived)
# ewww never liked Marmite either
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:37, archived)
# I brought a small jar of that back from oz
I dont know how they did it, but they managed to make something more disgusting than marmite.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:37, archived)
# You can buy it in supermarkets here.:P
In other news:

Yays almost got everything I need for my new PC.

Just bought this

Have 1tb Hard drive.
8mg ram
Blueray player
Nvidia 9000 graphics card

Just need a motherboard and a processor now. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:40, archived)
# Silent eh?
I still have my PC from 2002 and it sounds like an overheating tractor
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:48, archived)
# ha, this
mine sounds like a lawnmower race in an echo chamber
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:51, archived)
# My boss asked my yesterday to try and sort out the PC from our other place.
It's a 2003 model and it's going to be expensive to get it up to scratch so I'm going to suggest buying this one off me for Ā£200 which leaves me just Ā£200 to complete my super dooper machine. :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:57, archived)
# I had to buy a cheap box for a mate
Made a PC out of parts she'd bought and parts from her old unit and when I turned it on I was taken back to the self made PCs from the 90's. THat loud fan sound.

Just need to get this and this. THen I'm there.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Mate of mine had the same problem
he cleaned out his fan and now it's silent as a creeping fox
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:58, archived)
# 8 milligrams of RAM?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)
# STAT!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:24, archived)
# haha nice
(Captain Black, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Some morning nonesense, 'ningles
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:57, archived)
# PO TA TOES
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:59, archived)
# Boil 'em , Mash 'em, Stick 'em in a Hobbit's Hole
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:00, archived)
# Are they part of the po ta feet?
woo and 'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:11, archived)
# ONOES! Conjoined hefferlumps:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:19, archived)
# They seem happy about it, I wouldn't worry
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:16, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:17, archived)
# Teehee
From the Uncut Special Edition Deluxe Director's Exclusive Limited Edition DVD, one presumes.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:15, archived)
# hahahahah!
nings all
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:16, archived)
# Ningles
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:00, archived)
# Has anyone else noticed how just as the Tories get in - with their plan to legalise hunting again
A fox attacks children in the city?

It's odd, because townies tend to be more anti-hunt than country folk, but I bet that will change now that townies realise foxes might attack their kids.

Why! Bozza's already calling for a cull of urban foxes!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:41, archived)
# it's a good job there isn't any knee jerk reaction happening over this incident.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:49, archived)
# I read yesterday
there's been three instances like this over the past 10 years.
Yet 1000s of people are attacked by dogs every year.

IO think there's more to this story that we will never hear about...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:51, archived)
# like the bite marks in the children are in a different pattern to bite radius of a fox?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:54, archived)
# No, nothing like that
I just think a fox wandwering into a house, up the stairs, into a room and attacking two babies, without being seen...

And the parents were watching Britains Got Talent... that seems a little far fetched given their social status
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:00, archived)
# but they haz foreen sounding names
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:05, archived)
# yeah poshos never watch tv like the common working man
but if you interview them they all want to show how in touch they are by namechecking the xyz factor, the arctic baboons and vincent reeves and robert, sir mortimer and yes, minister.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:05, archived)
# They are TV producers though aren't they? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:14, archived)
# Are you suggesting they bit the kids themselves
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:16, archived)
# Did you see the story in The Sun today?
Hilarious - a big banner saying something like 'All across the UK foxes stalk us in our cities'.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:50, archived)
# I'm more worried about the bloody squirrels in my garden
The foxes only come out at night, when I'm tucked up in bed.
The squirrels are there all bloody day. there's six of the fuckers in our tree now,.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:52, archived)
# With their NUTS.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:53, archived)
# You just don't know what they're scheming
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:54, archived)
# shoot them
they are vermin.

unless they are red squirrels, in which case you're ver lucky.

but if they are greys then shoot them.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:57, archived)
# No no no no no no no
the ex-Mrs. V shot a squirrel in our back yard with an air rifle once and it was horrible, it took hours to die, even after I tried to send it on its way. Just staring, and silently screaming, lying on its back doing 360s while its tail frantically pinwheeled.

The squirrels won that war, as not another shot was fired.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:00, archived)
# Mrs S dad shoots squirrels
but he uses a real gun

I don't want to hurt them, I just want them to stop digging up our bulbs, clambering over my BBQ, and staring at Mrs S with their cold dead eyes like they are about to pounce on her
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:02, archived)
# Yeah that's what drove us to it
Their destruction of my mary j plant was the catalyst. I'd read on the internet that the one thing guaranteed to keep squirrels out of your garden is, well, bits of dead squirrel and quantities of squirrel blood - they tend to avoid the area because they think there's a predator there.

Did it work? Did it fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:05, archived)
# that's just poor shooting
you need a clean kill everytime.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:07, archived)
# she's a farm girl, this was right in the head
there was blood jetting out from between its eyes

then I tried to finish it off by smashing its head with a log

its head got much flatter but no more dead
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:11, archived)
# crikey
have you thought about humane capture traps, then release them miles away from where you live?

a friends mum used to capture them in the humane capture traps, drop it in a water butt and put the lid on til the noises had finished.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:15, archived)
# Nah
moved house, it's easier
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:16, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:17, archived)
# drowning
is apparently the preferred method of despatch by the forestry commission. It's supposed to be a quick/clean/cheap way of doing it.

Technically though, being vermin, you could flay them alive with sharp sticks because the normal animal cruelty laws don't apply. *



* Do NOT take this as legal advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:22, archived)
# Agreed
Or at the very least, have the courage to despatch the hairy fucker with a spade if you only wing it.

I've picked a couple off the roof of my house with a .177 after they started shitting in our loft and ate through the insulation on the water tank, jamming the filler valve and flooding the house while we were on holiday.

Shooting really is too good for 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:13, archived)
# see above - this thing was pretty indestructible
I made every effort to despatch it, it just wouldn't die
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:16, archived)
# mutant
sounds like you saved humanity from a chromosome challenged mutation. They normally just die the minute you hit them...

(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:20, archived)
# They mostly come at night, mostly
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:59, archived)
# I'll nuke them from orbit
it's the only way to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:01, archived)
# KILLER FOXES ROAM OUR LAND
KILLING ALL IN THEIR PATHS

(immigrant foxes, of course)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:58, archived)
# HAIRY JAPANESE BASTARDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:00, archived)
# lacist
.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:09, archived)
# immigrant foxes?
coming over here, eating our babies.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:49, archived)
# I bet our foxes couldn't go over there and eat their babies
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:00, archived)
# No
YOu're thinking of dingoes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:28, archived)
# Dora the Internet Explora
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:18, archived)
[challenge entry] if you can't get a hip replaced for 17 weeks ...
(siamese bat, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 7:50, archived)
# I don't believe in gender misassignment or whatever.
I think it's a mental problem, not an actual thing. You are what you are - accept it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:15, archived)
# if it is a mental problem, how should it be treated?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:19, archived)
# A combination of lobotomy and that electric shock therapy they use in A Clockwork Orange.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:21, archived)
# with gel
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:22, archived)
# in one of these:-
Photobucket
mental people used to be so lucky, getting locked up in giant asylums. must have been great.
(duts Optimus whut?, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:27, archived)
# yea you can't beat those electric shocks to the head and the beatings/ rapings
fun

I like that photo..where is it?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:23, archived)
# "You are what you are - accept it."
Also - how come invariably the people who are "trapped in the wrong body" get their reassignment and then turn gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:27, archived)
# As in gay for the gender that they have become? I did not know that.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:29, archived)
# Indeed
you learn something nothing new, everyday
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:10, archived)
# Ooh, Cher's daughter / son is one
www.pinknews.co.uk/2010/04/20/chaz-bono-very-happy-with-gender-reassignment/
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:31, archived)
# Can you support this assumption with actual facts and reliable statistics?
"You are what you are - accept it" in nature there are several species of birds, mamals, reptiles and amphibians that can change gender therefore is it not totally unfeasible that written into our own DNA is the same (mostly latent) code? Who's to say transgendered people are not transgendered from birth, you have heard of hermaphrodites surely; well isn't is also possible that there are no external signs other than brain chemistry version of this?

Sorry didn't want to get all preachy but ignorance is ignorance.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:33, archived)
# The difference between the male and female brain is practically zero
women have a thicker corpus callosum (the join between the hemispheres), and people extrapolate from this "women are better at multitasking", but there is no evidence of this or any other functional difference. There is of course a cultural difference between male and female brains, i.e. you can be brought up as a boy or a girl, but that's just shit we make up for ourselves during our lifetime. So I think Vagabond is basically right, except that I am on principle opposed to accepting anything at all ever and I look to a future where we all grow tentacles.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:48, archived)
# Wasn't say there was a physical difference just there are regions of a females brains that are difference developed to that of a males
I'm talking about brian chemisty - Oestrogen affects these regions of the Brain in the same way that Testosterone (SP?) affects other regions of the brain
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:52, archived)
# If you're talking about early development, that's a physical difference
If you're suggesting that men who want gender realignment have naturally high levels of estrogen, well, we could test for that, so I assume they don't. And I think females have more because of ovaries, not sure how much of it is made in the brain.
You got testosterone right. Which makes me wonder about "Brian chemistry".
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:15, archived)
# No I was talking about levels of Oestrogen that was present in the Mother during pregnancy
and there are tests that have proven this to be the case but this can only be decided post-mortem - so what kill all transexuals cut open their brain "Oops sorry this one was actually transgendered and not under a dillusion!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:54, archived)
# very much this
also even if it is "a mental problem" (which i doubt), a mental problem is still a serious problem which causes real pain and suffering and physical symptoms, and you don't cure mental problems by just telling people to get over it.
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:52, archived)
# ^what she said
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Or in the case of shellshock, shooting them.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Maybe you're right.
But I don't think so. I've not seen any evidence of natural gender transition in humanity, nor the environment where it may be necessary, but I'd be interested to see if you had some.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:03, archived)
# that's not how science works
you need evidence to support your position, not just a lack of evidence for opposing views
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:05, archived)
# OK.
The evidence is that that transgender doesn't happen naturally in humanity and there haven't been any environments in which its been necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:08, archived)
# what do you mean by necessary?
plenty of operations are unnecessary: tonsillectomies, separating webbed toes. The criterion for operating is not necessity, but expected measurable improvement in life quality.
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:23, archived)
# psychotherapy, hypnosis, crack whores and a good ol' fashion slap.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:51, archived)
# maybe this would make a good QOTW
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:54, archived)
# A good QOTW would be
"Which minority groups do you hate?"
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:24, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:43, archived)
# This is all in your opinion obviously, unless you have first hand experience of transgendered people?
but even if you do it stinks of ignorance next you'll be saying gays and black people are a mental condition or something equally Daily Mail.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:12, archived)
# After some extensive research, I have gathered enough information to publish the STOP! HAMMERTIME! interval.


Click for bigger (240 kb)
Using Facebook, Email and Text, Posting the message STOP! The interval until the reply HAMMERTIME!
was measured. A control experiment using a piece of paper with the word STOP! written on it was used to
measure if HAMMERTIME! would sponteneously appear.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 2:54, archived)
# tj
Uh oh, it's time for a weekly dose of rock n roll.

hrbinc-low.streamguys.net
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 3:16, archived)
# let's go to the hop.
 
is there a way to see what is currently playing in that sort of a stream before they announce it or am I just a bit thick today
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 3:45, archived)
# no that i can tell
i think youd be hard pressed to find a lot of shit played regardless

ENJOY THE MOMENT, BRAH
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 3:55, archived)
# fucksticks.
 
what is the point of internet radio if it doesn't have some kind of added value? let's run it up the flagpole and see how the cookie crumbles
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 3:57, archived)
# Did you hear him mention The Leftovers.
Australia.

Also, there IS a band X from there. I have heard it twice lately.

ARgh!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 4:08, archived)
# thats the beauty i think
not wrong with good ol fashioned radio is there?

(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 4:10, archived)
# fuk yea
this always makes me horny for californy

=D
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 3:51, archived)
# What a day I had.
I walked a ranch in Comptche, California. It's owned by the parents of Rita Coolidge. If lucky, I'm going to end up with a spread there. I've googled it, I can see it was the place for artists back in the 70's and 80's. It's still nice, but to see all of the names and stories... Nostalgia. Not like I was ever into The Dead, or Jefferson Airplane, but that is where these people were hanging. The Byrds hung out in this shadow of a nothing stop in the road. Booker T Jones had a house next door to the property we walked today. Why am I typing all of this?

The funny thing is, two people stopped me to ask about my b3ta t-shirt. I've never had that happen before. It was cool.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 4:06, archived)
# sounds ace
i've never trekked that far north but maybe i'll get a chance seeins how i'm moving to san clemente/capistrano area here in the sometimes soon

woot!

(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 4:21, archived)
# FUCK I LOVE SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 3:24, archived)
# fuck you
Love,
science
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 3:30, archived)
# Is that Benford's law I see in action?
Peaks at 1 min, 1 hour and 1 day
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benford%27s_law
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 5:01, archived)
# woah nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 5:33, archived)
# No
Benford's law talks about likelihoods of each possible first digit. The columns in the graph are not based on first digit. The "12 hour" column contains times between 12 and 24 hours, most of which start with 1 or 2, so Benford's law predicts that there should be a peak here.

It's probably just a coincidence.
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:45, archived)
# I like this because it is Science!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 6:40, archived)
# Is "Carry on" another correct answer ?
[/Mark & Lard]
(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:47, archived)

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