i'm supposed to be
but i'm stuck at home waiting for this sodding delivery! it's meant to be here tomorrow morning, so i should be able to take both myself and the dog back there in the afternoon.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:38,
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Hehe, I get the pun
But..... it looks like that disguised mugshot of a paedophile which Interpol were trying to decipher a few years back
Edit: You did this deliberately and, may I say, awesomely (don't I feel like a tit)
Bravo!
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:26,
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Edit: You did this deliberately and, may I say, awesomely (don't I feel like a tit)
Bravo!
That is amazing Jimmy!
What's this I hear about you leaving the Zoo? You idiot! ;)
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:49,
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Anyone made any of these sad keanu pics?
I may be late to the party and i know most meme's are pretty shit, but at least i had fun making it.
By the way, how is everyone tonight?
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:48,
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I may be late to the party and i know most meme's are pretty shit, but at least i had fun making it.
By the way, how is everyone tonight?
I think 'shopping Sad Keanu would go do down much better than football for many of our listeners.
And this is the first one I've ever seen.
So woo, you!
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:51,
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So woo, you!
I wander down /board for a squizz at the day's activities & come back to bumming orders?
This wasn't part of the deal, Blackheart!
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:21,
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Not touched here at all to my knowledge,
and I am quite glad really, not based on your pic, it is fantastically well done, but it stinks of 4chan/lolcats to me.
In other news, Inglourious Bastards is a fucking awesome film! I love Quentin Tarantino for not only having the guts to use Bowie in the soundtrack, but to make it work so perfectly.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:52,
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In other news, Inglourious Bastards is a fucking awesome film! I love Quentin Tarantino for not only having the guts to use Bowie in the soundtrack, but to make it work so perfectly.
It definitely has its moments
but it's a little over-indulgent. He needs someone to edit him and keep him in check, I think.
Great use of Bowie, though, I agree - like 'Steve Zissou'! :)
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:55,
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Great use of Bowie, though, I agree - like 'Steve Zissou'! :)
The Life Aquatic is fucking brilliant,
and I love Wes Anderson. I think Inglorious felt a lot like a Wes Anderson film in fact.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:09,
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Anderson is fantastic - especially 'The Life Aquatic'...
but I wish Tarantino would return to the leaner, tauter style he used to have. The last great movie he made was 'Jackie Brown', when I think about it...
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:15,
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haha!
This is turning into 'Newsnight Review'.
I love Elmore Leonard, and I thought it was the best attempt to film one of his books I've seen. So there.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:17,
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I love Elmore Leonard, and I thought it was the best attempt to film one of his books I've seen. So there.
Inglorious may not be the best film of all time,
but I have never seen a film before where I am so heftily involved whilst watching. And the shooting of that opening scene/20 minutes is fucking sublime! It felt like an impressionist painting! Simply phenomenal!
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:21,
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true - the beginning was very impressive...
he can do suspense, all right.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:24,
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It's on my list of films to watch, but I think I'm going to prefer "The Expendables"..
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:57,
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Don't know The Expendables, what's it about?
I highly recommend Inglourious, also, The Lives of Others, German film about a Stasi spy. FUCKING AMAZING!
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:13,
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I think the plot's gonna be wafer thin, but it's the casting that demands I buy a ticket..
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Oh fuck!
It will be shit, but anyone who had loved any of the actors ever will adore it, from what I garner from that trailer. Now I know about it, I will see it :D
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:46,
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agreed
about the film, the soundtrack is amazing. not sure about the keanu pics, just thought he'd fit quite nicely in that chair.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:57,
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As I said, it works well,
and you have done it well, but I am suspicious of interweb wide memes ;)
Also,
SHOSHANNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:10,
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Also,
SHOSHANNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
i don't really understand
does something funny have to come from a certain place to be accepted? i just saw some stuff that made me laugh so i joined in.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:33,
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Sadly thought it was awkward and badly edited/acted/directed in all the wrong ways, didn't leave but wish I had. To me the greatest disappointment in a good while. Hoping for Machete to bring some fun back.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:35,
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Seriously?
I can maybe, possibly, understand the editing and directing points, but acted badly? What the deuce?
It is not your standard War film, and the marrying of war epic with B Movie standards was amazing to me. The Monet painting setting, inside the cottage at the start was fucking mindblowing for me also.
Opinions! LOL!
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Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:00,
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It is not your standard War film, and the marrying of war epic with B Movie standards was amazing to me. The Monet painting setting, inside the cottage at the start was fucking mindblowing for me also.
Opinions! LOL!
Yes --- I love love love film of possibly any genre and I have never been more disappointed. I wish I could unsee it all and still keep that happy anticipation. I tried it a second time too, with added alcohol and more male company and it didn't help.
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Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:18,
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this is well done...
poor old Keanu - he is consumed by melancholy.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:52,
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Haha
I enjoyed the film and I ruddy love the book so more like this please :)
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:57,
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I would probably go splut in my shreddies if they made a film of The Man in the High Castle
Or The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:20,
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They should make a film of The Zap Gun,
because that is his best book. HIS BEST FUCKING BOOK! I wish they would make films of all of his books, but Tom Cruise should be cut up in the bollock region and they should remake The Minority Report. Tom Cruise, and Steven Spielberg are cunts!
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Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:15,
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I got this obscure 80s scifi film called Terminus
at the beginning there's a black chauffer car with the registration "PK DICK" which leaves me wondering if the film was inspired by a Philip K Dick story
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:46,
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!
I'm making my way through A Scanner Darkly now.
Gone through Ubik, Flow my tears the policeman said and The Man in the High Castle so far this year. I'm a right Dick.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:52,
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Gone through Ubik, Flow my tears the policeman said and The Man in the High Castle so far this year. I'm a right Dick.
Are they the only ones you've read?
You have to read his short stories, his best ideas were all in there, but also read The Zap Gun. It's my fave. I don't know why, it's a bit shit, but I love it :D
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Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:33,
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^This
But Scanner Darkly is still my favourite (mostly because I read it when I was at uni and my bedroom faced opposite a Heroin den - Trufact)
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Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:48,
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Cheers, I'll have to try em out.
It started when I tried out Ubik and I really fell in love with the characters. He does really write well on a personal level as well as juggling along cerebral concepts. Flow My Tears I thought was a bit jarring at times but it seemed so good in other places that I thought it should be ripe for some sort of cinematic adaptation.
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Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:14,
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Flow my tears was written during his mental breakdown
So it feels a little... disconcerting.... to me
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Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:24,
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Yeah I read about that too.
Was definitely interested in getting VALIS after hearing that. But it's not the plot that bothers me per se. I mean the distance the protagonist travels is a little iffy, it's just the way the twist is delivered seems a little quick. However, the ending, (which I had no idea eventually carried more weight with him than I) was really quite beautiful.
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Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:47,
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nah, i've seen a fair few of them before i joined in
Click for bigger (152 kb)
adding him into films seems like an easy thing to do.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:01,
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Click for bigger (152 kb)
adding him into films seems like an easy thing to do.
It's been going on at Reddit for a few days.
No idea about anywhere else.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:29,
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He looks like he's suffering the Tuesday comedown in these 'shops
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:31,
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Awww, you're not too bad yerself :)
I know I'm in for lolz when you post matey :)
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:47,
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....aaaand there it is!
This is something of a classic example, I must say...
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:50,
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One of them there Nokia 5800 wallpapers I make now n then
possibly unfinished but I've got bored of it now...
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:38,
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possibly unfinished but I've got bored of it now...
Odd how I only take time on these, now, really,
guess 'cos I get to stare at it a LOOOONG time afterwards...
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:43,
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argh
am i the only one who finds this scary :S
haha, i remember the christmas one you did with the sleeping kittens in christmas hats. Woo
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:58,
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haha, i remember the christmas one you did with the sleeping kittens in christmas hats. Woo
I get very fluffy and Kisch at Xmas,
it's the way I like 'em...
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:04,
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Believe it or not, it's a carved melon,
I liked the 'not quite right' feel of it.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:28,
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Lurking in the bushes.
Just waiting to jump out with his trench coat, and ice creams and cones.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:30,
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I was taught not to accept ice-cream from strangers
but I'll make an exception since he looks like an okay kind of a bloke...
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:31,
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gettin' ice-cream shirley better than gettin' raped
just guessin'
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:32,
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haha!
he's gonna get brainfreeze in a minute... then he won't be smiling.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:35,
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Christ!
The scary undead hitcher from "Creepshow 2" is real AND he wants to rape me.
Better swipe that lolly before it all goes wonky..
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:34,
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Better swipe that lolly before it all goes wonky..
He was, and still is, the only saving grace about that flick.
Aquatic killer binliners, my arse.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:41,
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Keep telling yourself that.
In other news, watching porn is just as good as having sex.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:25,
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keep telling myself what?
that I'm supporting every other team who play against England till they get pumped out of the world cup or that Scotland's shit at football?
either way I already know
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:29,
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either way I already know
heheh...
now do one with him in Slovenian national costume... ;)
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:28,
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hahahaha!
oh, you're good to me... :)
now do one with him in Alg...
*realises he's pushing it*
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:37,
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now do one with him in Alg...
*realises he's pushing it*
Got to say I quite like it when England doesn't qualify
Can just enjoy an orgy of football with no pressure
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:12,
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Oh dear
You have your hoist confused with your fly. More than once.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:15,
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I believe that to
be a pedantically inclined remark, intended to apprise you of the folly inherent in your depiction of the scene.
He means you've got de sticks on de wrong side ...
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Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:04,
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He means you've got de sticks on de wrong side ...
Born in England, Married an English Girl...
just can't bring myself to support Ingerlaaaaaand...
yay to this image!
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Fri 11 Jun 2010, 21:24,
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yay to this image!
Looking at the other entries
I think I may have misunderstood the challenge
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:02,
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I think I may have misunderstood the challenge
your post wins
for having exactly the right amount of football in it
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:03,
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If you make these, I will buy some.
A black starry saucer would be rather fine too.
*click*
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Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:33,
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*click*
With one of those
when I wake up I could have the world at my fingertips
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Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:30,
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Are you??
Well get off him and let someone else have a go.
Tchah...
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 21:34,
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Tchah...
haha
might want to consider the text... white with a black outline tends to be more visible, can't read it for a fair bit of the video.
Great effort though, but I hope you get pumped.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 21:40,
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Great effort though, but I hope you get pumped.
just needs to stand out a bit more
and as i said, white-with-black-outline tends to stand out on most backgrounds, which is why they use a similar method for displaying subtitles on films.
what software you using?
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 21:54,
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what software you using?
what a fantastic vid!
well done - it looked a lot of fun to make...
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:16,
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Ow
We know how that ends? Some french guy steals it and before we know it it's been 19 years and there's a fourth try...
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 21:28,
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They're getting tough over there . . .
Indian cinema has tackled a Nazi !
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 21:18,
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The World Cup's a load of shite, so here is a zombie I'm making in Zbrush
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How does it devour the brains?
Does it stab its head down on top of the victim?
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 20:40,
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I'm going to say it mulches the brains and feeds it down it's exposed oesophagus.
*facepalm* I just realized a massive flaw: If his bottom jaw's fallen off, why is his tongue hanging from the roof of his mouth?
*sigh* Back to the drawing board...
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 20:43,
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*sigh* Back to the drawing board...
or it could be a flappy extension of the neck?
the lack of a lower jaw distinguishes it from regular zombies
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 20:51,
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Chin up!
The soccer competition thingie will be over within a decade or so. As I understand it, we get to phone in and vote for people to be dismissed until there's just one guy left.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 20:46,
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I don't get why you don't like it
you like snooker, and that's kind of similar.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 20:55,
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How inconsistent
they're both sports where you have to get balls into goal thingies, with horribly nerdy analysis of the match and a certain amount of crowd violence.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 21:00,
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i just don't like football
i know i'm in the minority, but there you go.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 21:01,
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I like some things and I don't like other things.
What things do you like right now?
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 21:03,
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I like speculating that the Romans destroyed the concept of objective morality for 1400 years
based on the etymology of the words moral, morale, mores, ethics, ethos and idiom. I also like that our hypothetical earliest indo-european language is called PIE.
I like that Ornette Coleman's "Ramblin" contains a riff from a folk tune called "Old Joe Clark" which was later stolen by Ian Dury for Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 21:10,
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I like that Ornette Coleman's "Ramblin" contains a riff from a folk tune called "Old Joe Clark" which was later stolen by Ian Dury for Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll.
argh
he has giant ginger eyebrows, lol
its good, reminds me of quake :D
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 21:52,
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its good, reminds me of quake :D
Hover Cat!
This is about as good as I can get it when exporting from after effects. Any tips?
No idea who shopped the original.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 20:33,
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This is about as good as I can get it when exporting from after effects. Any tips?
No idea who shopped the original.
looks fab :D
oh and I think it's
file-export, then uncompressed avi
and convert it to .gif in your chosen program of choice
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 20:35,
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oh and I think it's
file-export, then uncompressed avi
and convert it to .gif in your chosen program of choice
Cheers!
It looks better bigger. Plus I've got one of it bouncing along and you can't see what's going on unless the filesize is over 1mb. Ah well!
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 20:37,
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Yeah, I was gonna do that.
I made it on my PC which has a dodgy wireless card so the chance of uploading it from that is slim. I'll have to dig out my usb stick...
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 20:48,
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Awesome!
I have a pet ninja.
Well actually it's a cat.
But it's called Ninja.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 21:02,
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Well actually it's a cat.
But it's called Ninja.
R2DJ and MC3P0
I wonder what kind of music these two would play?
What do you think they sound like?
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 20:21,
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What do you think they sound like?
Did someone mention him before?
I was wondering what put this image in my head.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 20:32,
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I like this suggestion
for its plethora of acronyms.
I also like the phrase 'plethora of acronyms'. It's fun to say.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 20:31,
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I also like the phrase 'plethora of acronyms'. It's fun to say.
I can see the dancefloor clear as everyone mutters not Kraftwerk again...
and a vocorder hums, "we are ze robots..." one more time.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 20:28,
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You've got to ask yourself one question..
Do I feel lucky?
..
Well do ya Daft Punk?
-oh wait.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 20:30,
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..
Well do ya Daft Punk?
-oh wait.
Are you suggesting that Harrison Ford is nine inches tall, or the world cup about ten foot long?
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 20:23,
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All the actors were scaled down for filming
That way they saved money on set building.
's true, read it on Wikipedia.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 20:27,
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's true, read it on Wikipedia.
crikey
I thought that one wouldn't have been done.
edit: Should have done the Goldfinger parody instead!
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 21:03,
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edit: Should have done the Goldfinger parody instead!
let me just check....
you're ok, I think that one's yet to be done. ;)
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 21:16,
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Apologies to c_kick
ripped off with love from www.b3ta.com/board/8972499
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 20:03,
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ripped off with love from www.b3ta.com/board/8972499
oooh that's a bit clever!
On a related note, I am sat here watching the landlord of the pub across the road, clambering around on the roof, as he drapes an English flag THE SIZE OF THE ENTIRE ROOF over it.... *head in hands*
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 20:06,
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There's an American man who lives in my street. He normally shows a flag with a St.George's cross outside his house.
This time though he's got one that doubles as the stars and stripes on the other side.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 20:10,
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Treason!
Report him to the queen (her number should be in the back of your local yellow pages)
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 20:15,
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a day in the marine corps is like a day on the farm
every meal is a banquet, every paycheck a fortune, every formation a parade. i LOVE the corps!
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 20:44,
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You'll earn 10 points
if you can convince him that he's displaying it upside-down, which is a sign of mourning.
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