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..no idea what it means....I just work here:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:42, archived)

"rock around the cloaca"

less of a euphemism than the original but (according to moral majority) very much the same

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:46, archived)

Those 1950s rock n' roll hits were FILTHY

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:52, archived)

That's because they'd been in the shed for so long.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:57, archived)

I've no idea what it means either

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:46, archived)

Hahahaha...

*Click* :)

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Ninj, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:34, archived)

The clock struck one . . . the rest had minor injuries . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:23, archived)

'ning

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:11, archived)

CuntToats best breakfast known to mankind

Needs more Marmite lol

/marmite hater blog

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:17, archived)

Jorge Larrionda's breakfast held no surprises

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:20, archived)

nice one

the highlight of the match for me was the England fans chanting "the referee's a wanker".

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:22, archived)

I think your toaster is possessed....

nings board

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:22, archived)

You ... you haven't been ... sleeping with it, have you?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:31, archived)

(^ What She Said and probably what they are about to all say ¬, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:34, archived)

Oh Egon!

It's always the quiet ones ... !

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:36, archived)

vi am I drippings wiz goo?

nings Mr V

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:34, archived)

This has something to do with that infamous smear test?

Stayed FP forever, was a nice retch with my morning coffee.

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:35, archived)

what???

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:03, archived)

Found it

www.b3ta.com/board/10080529

That was a morning coffee companion for many days, happily clicked of course. Your cunt toast reminded me, is all.

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:56, archived)

'Ning!

Repost on the FP? What fresh lunacy is this?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:41, archived)

good one though innit :D

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:45, archived)

If it got ignored first time round

then it's fair enough, I'd say

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:46, archived)

^this

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:50, archived)

probably that the mods don't get chance to see everything first time round

specially if the board's moving fast...keep plugging it seems to be the way....I've been lucky with peas a few times :D

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)

It's Not Murder, It's Stylishness.

"Ever since I've gotten that new fur coat, people have been looking at me weird"

More of this bollocks over on Wheel Spinning Hamster Dead.

(wheelspinninghamsterdead www.wshd.net, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 8:37, archived)

hahaha weirdo!

/click

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 8:41, archived)

hahahaha!

Morning board

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 8:46, archived)

Just as long as we can agree that it's stylish

Then we won't have a problem. Good morning!

(wheelspinninghamsterdead www.wshd.net, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 8:49, archived)

arf!

is that Hitler's corpse draped over her?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 8:49, archived)

I Never Thought of It That Way

But now it's heroic, as well as being stylish.

(wheelspinninghamsterdead www.wshd.net, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 8:49, archived)

I thought it had a certain Adolf look about it too

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 8:51, archived)

I'm Not Sure If This Makes It More or Less Weird

But the guy with the mustache is a guy who lives over the road.

(wheelspinninghamsterdead www.wshd.net, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:01, archived)

I, too, thought it was Hitler

Hitler-Hat!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:54, archived)

Dead Adolf is the new Black this Summer tell all your friends!

:D

haha I love this weirdness

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:05, archived)

What I Wouldn't Give

to see Kate Moss wrapped around a corpse.

(wheelspinninghamsterdead www.wshd.net, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:07, archived)

What she's not a corpse already? - "Someone get some food to this bag of bones - stat!"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:10, archived)

She's split up with Pete Docherty now, hasn't she?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:13, archived)

haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:14, archived)

Arf. I think a corpse would smell better.

(wheelspinninghamsterdead www.wshd.net, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:31, archived)

:D love it

Ning's the board x

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:50, archived)

he he !

like the style, and welcome.

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:02, archived)

That drawing style reminds me of something........

Was it Dr Katz with the wobbly animation like rhubarb and custard?

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:10, archived)

I need a lover with an alibi

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Shlvng, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 5:53, archived)

It's basically a buddy movie

about gegqet-i9gq4e2y 3jmadfm;lg ['p a[p' p[e[epp[eawet

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 6:00, archived)

You bloody oversimplifier

It's about The Universe and how me goes to you goes to me goes to you in the last day of the universe's career before pension acquisition

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Shlvng, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 6:06, archived)

I don't think you punctuated that properly.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 6:08, archived)

THIS IS NOT NOT HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 6:03, archived)

I THINK YOU'LL FIND IT IS YOUNG FELLA ME LAD

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Shlvng, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 6:08, archived)

That's what he said.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 6:23, archived)

Unless you meant to contradict him, like:

"IT IS NOT HAPPENING."

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 6:28, archived)

HUT HUT HUT

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 6:13, archived)

Somebody better help me please.

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 7:54, archived)

Dita von Teese as you've never seen her!!!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 5:48, archived)

MIDGARDSORMR

is that you?

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Shlvng, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 6:11, archived)

No, it's Dita von Teese with the body and hair of a random scruff.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 6:25, archived)

cor

she's still gorgeous, even dressed as Dexter Fletcher

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:48, archived)

i still would.

and with the knowledge that she'll turn tricks for crack.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:16, archived)

A cheeky pearoast since it was on the telly earlier :D

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:55, archived)

break his legs with a sledgehammer!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 2:06, archived)

what, just for a crap repost in a new thread?

A tad harsh.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 2:09, archived)

*pokes*

Oi oi saveloy

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 2:10, archived)

Bah!

Nearly txtd you a while ago cos Rod & Gab were on the telly being amazing.
But I thought it'd be too late.

Nice to see ya.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 2:12, archived)

They're always amazing, there's a video on YouTube that blows my mind every time I see it

Y'alreet?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 2:14, archived)

Right, I'm going abed

Talk to you soon sir

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 2:17, archived)

Of course not!

The Ingerland disgrace barely touched the sides.

Still, starting to get out and about now. Still up for that evening of Monty Python's Holy Grail etc? Perhaps when it's less glorious outdoors?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 2:19, archived)

oh, bloody hell.

This often happens when people just pop in for a minute or two.
I'm gonna have to phone him in the week now.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 2:20, archived)

now see...

if you had one of those twitters, you wouldn't be having this problem.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 2:26, archived)

No, I'd be having an extra problem.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 2:28, archived)

im refering to the film 'misery'

starring james caaaaaan

you see....

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:50, archived)

Aren't you the guy who raped discomeants' fucking cement?

Does anyone know why Universe is capitalized in English?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 3:55, archived)

Universe is pretty bloody important, that's why it's capitalised.

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Shlvng, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 4:00, archived)

Have our timelines touched?

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 4:32, archived)

Pleasure Planet 19th June 1992?

Was that you dressed as Snoopy with the probing ribbed glowstick?

You were good man.

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Shlvng, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 4:58, archived)

Sorry to regret not havig those life expreriences.

Bug happy to share the grotesque 3d filter:
www.zettix.com/3d-filter/
And that which animates anything:
www.zettix.com/anim-gif/
Be gentile.
And shine on you,fellow b3tans.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 6:30, archived)

O HAI!

You gave me helpful advice about drawing yonks ago, but I was asleep when you posted and I never thanked you.

Thanks.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 6:35, archived)

Heh.

I tried a drive by high 5 years ago, and you dusted me. Just hanging with the cool kids is rad. (what I mean is, you produced art while I idled, and the nod and wink is beyond my deservings, but thanks grands. And keep on doing, I'm here to watch you.)

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 6:41, archived)

See, that's what got me thinking.

It's important... but that's a comparative judgement. In order for the universe to be important it would be necessary to have something which is less important to compare it to. But we're talking about the universe, the thing which by definition contains all things. So what are you going to compare it to?
So anyway I was thinking, maybe it's overkill to capitalize it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 5:48, archived)

Since when do you capitalise nouns just because they're important?

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 5:50, archived)

Birmingham has a capital B

You're overthinking

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Shlvng, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 5:57, archived)

and New Jersey gets two capitals....

you could be right.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 6:00, archived)

I just looked up the Shorter Oxford and Fowler's Modern English Usage.

I hate you for making me do that at six in the morning. Don't capitalize "universe."

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 6:07, archived)

DO NOT HATE MIDGARDSORMR

fOR THE ONLYE PERSON TO SUFFER WILL BE YOU

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Shlvng, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 6:10, archived)

ONE DAY WE WILL SAIL ON A SHIP

IT WILL BE GRAND
BRING YOUR OWN SWORD THO

ALSO: I totally am MIDGARDSORMR and I am quite tough too. Major mules.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 6:15, archived)

CAPITALIZATION PROBLEMS:

SOLVED.

NEW PROBLEM: GET SWORD.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 6:18, archived)

MY BAYONETS ARE PLENTY

OUR VOYAGE WILL BE AS MAGNIFICENT AS TESCO

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Shlvng, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 6:19, archived)

AS TESCO!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 6:30, archived)

Oxford?

Isn't that in Londonshire somewhere? You see where I'm going with this?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 6:13, archived)

I don't know where is is,

but they make dictionaries.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 6:16, archived)

It isn't.

Unless you mean Mr Universe, of course.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 4:51, archived)

www.answerbag.com/q_view/519270

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 5:43, archived)

You're trusting random people on the internet over me?

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 5:49, archived)

You're assuming I didn't write it myself.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 5:50, archived)

I'm assuming you're not Midgardsormr, yes.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 5:52, archived)

I totally am him/her

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 6:05, archived)

If Rod Stewart were alive he'd be digging his way out of his own grave oh no he's not dead

(CaptainMaak, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:18, archived)

Larger filesize please.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:54, archived)

owah tagu siam

It was a rush job, so I don't have it in larger rez I'm afraid.

(CaptainMaak, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 2:00, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 2:01, archived)

I've just noticed that I've used the Three Amigos line instead of the Musketeers one, too.

Didn't I do well.

(CaptainMaak, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 2:38, archived)

Aw, never mind.

Make more pictures, keep your filesizes under 100kB, and all will be well :)

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 2:49, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:36, archived)

Sweet...

..FA

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:39, archived)

arf!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:40, archived)

forget this football nonsense, heartbeat is being axed after 18 years!

(Mr Chicken, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:43, archived)

good

pull the plug on that shite

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:46, archived)

agreed.

what about heartbeat though?

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:49, archived)

pff

my mum loves it, therefore it must die

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:51, archived)

There should be a blanket ban on any nostalgic northern dramas.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:54, archived)

^this

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:56, archived)

There should be a blanket ban on any ~~nostalgic northern dramas~~ shite.

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chulk607, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:13, archived)

No one watches Heartbeat anyway.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:55, archived)

Over the line . . . okay go ahead and use the bathroom . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:18, archived)

Today I witnessed the most grotesque, unwatchable, toe-curlingly embarrassing travesty I've seen in a long time.

A dreadful display. It gets all built up in the media, and you think: "This time, surely. Surely."
So you keep faith. You watch. You hope.
But it was just horrible. My heart just sank a bit more every few minutes. It was even more upsetting than 1990.
I was just appalled.
Knew I shouldn't've watched Stevie Wonder's Glastonbury set live on BBC2 tonight.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:22, archived)

heheh

watched the scissor sisters' set last night, hoping they'd do i can't decide. if they did, i missed it :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:26, archived)

Was Wonder not very good then?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:39, archived)

not many people are as good live

fuck it, i'm off to watch a film.
g'night all.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:45, archived)

Well, the telly presenters were acting as if Jesus was levitating among us.

But it was a serious case of Emperor's New Clothes. The few good 'uns he deigned to play (eg Livin' For The City, Higher Ground, Uptight and, admittedly, a few more, all of which were an insult to the original recordings) were outweighed by tedious, anonymous drivel full of solos and schmaltz.

If he'd wheeled out Phil Collins and Macca and done a medley of 'Part-Time Lover' and 'Ebony & Ivory', it would've actually increased the average quality of the set.

Oh, and England were fucking gash as well.

Towards the end, his individual namechecking of the 30-odd-piece band that were contributing to this sonic sludge didn't help.

Nor did the ghastly keytar solo at the very beginning.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 2:08, archived)

hahaha

He was playing alongside Jamiroquai at Hyde park over the weekend. I wanted to see that - for Jamiroquai, not stevie wonder.

Thought Gorillaz seemed a bit average though - im not as excited about seeing them in sept now... There was a bit too much ad-libbing by annoying loudmouth rap men with miker-fones, and some of their songs just sounded a bit weak live - as if the production was off - 'some kind of nature' for instance..

The violinists in the background in the sailor costumes were adorable though - especially the asian babe one.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 2:05, archived)

female classical string-section dudes wot get on telly with meh bands are always bang-on. One would, wouldn't one?

That's why I still watch 'Later with Jools Holland.'

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 2:15, archived)

Vacuum cleaner

Isn't it about cleaning the vacuum?

(tesztbandi, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:35, archived)

THIS MOON'S FUCKING FILTHY, FUCKING DUST FUCKING EVERYWHERE

nice

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:37, archived)

GUUUHD LOOKIT ALL THESE COBWEBS

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X9lWn27SAY

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:50, archived)

It's going to take a bloody long time to sweep up that dust!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:38, archived)

"If seven maids with seven mops

Swept it for half a year,
Do you suppose," the Walrus said,
"That they could get it clear?"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:39, archived)

Who sweeps with a mop?

That's fucked up, man.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:51, archived)

BUY SEVEN TODAY

www.box.net/shared/uo3g90cm10

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:52, archived)

*bops*

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:54, archived)

All just with a Korg DS-10

thx.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:04, archived)

Oh THAT'S what it's called.

*goes off to torrent*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:11, archived)

Hahaha. I got the DS10+ cart at the used shop

and can't stop making techno.
www.box.net/shared/xg7nutynl6

Post your results!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:16, archived)

I just have an original ds.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:39, archived)

Yeah, I only have the DSlite at the moment.

So it actually has more tracks and sequence space than I can use.
That tune above is max for non-DSi. And upping the tempo shortens
www.box.net/shared/pmssu58lz2
your tune to about one minute or so.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:54, archived)

Having a play with it, it looks beyond me at the moment.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:58, archived)

oooohhhhh I shall have a listen when I get home

SHORTLY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:16, archived)

That's a shame, he only put 50p in the meter

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:00, archived)

IN SPACE, NO-ONE CAN HEAR YOU SWEEP

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:42, archived)

In space, no-one can hear you, Sweep.

media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/8294/770713-4506256233_super.jpg

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:59, archived)

*squeaks incomprehensibly*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:01, archived)

Arf! BTW: AIr leak in bay four.

www.box.net/shared/lsj5mqpr91

TJ: I was going to put these all in one post, but I'll just sprinkle the rest in replies.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:01, archived)

I like that one.

Feels like it's missing a vocal to me though, just a repeatable line about bay four maybe.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:07, archived)

Thx. No samples, it's 6 monophonic synths.

This one has vocalish bits:Club Thump
www.box.net/shared/udx4s8e95b

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:13, archived)

Nice pun =D Here's my butthairfly

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 4:20, archived)

who has the salt?

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:19, archived)

snog

or frail?
or possibly snoad.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:20, archived)

desk slugs!

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:21, archived)

Snails are

awesome

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:22, archived)

I've got some of them there Achatina Fulica right here in my house, living with other species.

They make great pets for people who can't be bothered to do much.

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Shlvng, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:44, archived)

Lazy shits, get back to work!

AAU

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:26, archived)

ahhhahhhahhhh

I am entirely distracted by the rabbits who are not wearing clothes staring at the one who is

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:38, archived)

Monkeys half off

www.box.net/shared/fgigrprxs0

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:51, archived)

Now we're talkin' . . . snacks in a full shell !

Lookit that stile go !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:28, archived)

Salt? Salt?

You wouldn't!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:53, archived)

It's all a conspiracy...

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:15, archived)

bet it was fun being english in scotland today

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:18, archived)

heheheh

i wonder how many death threats the ref's got so far...

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:31, archived)

ha ha

fantastic

(

lord bofingham, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 8:48, archived)

being very serious tonight, maybe I'll post some gary glitter skat pictures

Click for Embiggened version

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:00, archived)

Very nice....

I prefer this to Gary glitter any time...

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:03, archived)

nice

makes me feel slightly less hot

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:04, archived)

not turned on by lightning and skeletons then?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:15, archived)

very much so

but it's rather muggy here, we could do with a spot of rain.
actually, i'd love a thunderstorm right now

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:19, archived)

I always love thunderstorms.

It's a shame that the ones we get here are shitty small ones that blow away in 10 minutes.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:27, archived)

too true

the last good one i saw was in spain, sheet lightning right across the mountains, with fork lightning too. went on for about 2 hours. i was very stoned, so it seemed way cooler

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:30, archived)

Oooh, very nice!

How long did that take?

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:36, archived)

On the lookout for cats !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:43, archived)

Where dem cats at?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:45, archived)

Gonna get us some dem cats !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:50, archived)

i'm getting a mad max vibe off them

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:46, archived)

One's named Max . . . the other Mad . . . go figure . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:51, archived)

hahahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:48, archived)

Gettin' ready for some cat food . . . preheat the wok !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:52, archived)

He looks so happy.......

I think he's spotted one..!!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:00, archived)

The scent of your salad has him on edge . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:02, archived)

Haha......

He only wants the crisps!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:05, archived)

nom

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:08, archived)

FUCK!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:05, archived)

They just might . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:08, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:11, archived)

GET OUT OF MY DREAMS

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Shlvng, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:53, archived)

Night mares build character . . . wait . . . you've got plenty !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:17, archived)

(Hum_spose, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:24, archived)

Very deep and meaningful.

Woo

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:26, archived)

Hahaha^

Christ

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:27, archived)

Nah, she was buried in a field in Portugal, not in a football stadium in South Africa.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:29, archived)

that's what they want you to think

*adjusts tinfoil beret*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:30, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:31, archived)

0_0

bitch stole my hat!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:32, archived)

*cough*

probably

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:30, archived)

pfff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:29, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:41, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:47, archived)

you draw too much attention to yourself, mr. underhill

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:51, archived)

Fuck. Now I need to re-read Lord of the Rings.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:58, archived)

i think

i'll make tomorrow LOTR night. giant mug of tea, some munchies and 9 hours of middle earth-related joy.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:02, archived)

i stretched reading that book over nearly a year

it was a mix of me being so slow at reading, and not wanting it to end because it kicked so much ass.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:09, archived)

Good Lord !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:52, archived)

Hahaha

excellent

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:20, archived)

chips?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:43, archived)

Not funny or photoshopped in any way.

Just a way to introduce Lazlo Woodbine Junior to you all. Born Monday afternoon at 2lb 2ozs 11 weeks early.

Say hello, Junior, this is b3ta

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:13, archived)

Yaaaaayyyy Hello Junior!

a/s/l?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:14, archived)

Haha

6 days / Hospital / male

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:16, archived)

Those karrayyzee scientists

I didn't know that hospital was a gender now.

You must be well tired/chuffed/proud

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:17, archived)

I'd hate for my gender to be hospital.

Hopefully those postal workers will deliver him alright.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:18, archived)

I'm thinking of having gender reassignment to become a hospital.

Not sure I will have the patients for it though.

*awaits spanging*

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:29, archived)

Hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:40, archived)

Pfft!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:41, archived)

*clicks*

Now that's more like it.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:43, archived)

brilliant!

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:04, archived)

indeed

also: congrats Lazlo!

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:51, archived)

His L plate expires tomorrow

We're expecting greatness from him!
Congrats!

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RedHouse over yonder, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:52, archived)

Hoooray!! Congrats!!

2lbs? I hope everyone including LW jnr is OK. All the best to you all

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:16, archived)

You do know that posting a picture of your new pet on /board

traditionally means we get to name it?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:16, archived)

GriMmMMMbarf Rudolph Adolf Sexdolf Anne Pimpsbury

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:19, archived)

*fills out birth certificate*

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:25, archived)

Everybody wins

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:33, archived)

I think my vote is for Pork In Stilton Sauce.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:24, archived)

I'd call him Stay.

So he'll get confused when you call him: "Come here, Stay."

Oh, and congrats :)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:38, archived)

i vote for Clarence Dickwitherington Lickspittle

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:55, archived)

I think

Horice Maurice Boris Norris would be a nice name.
An congrats to you all.

(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:01, archived)

what?

you can't call a child norris, that's just cruel!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:02, archived)

nice going chief

good luck with the nappies

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:17, archived)

IT DID SICK

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:19, archived)

Hello Master Woodbine

and congratulations!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:20, archived)

OMG!

It's forming!

;) Congrats! *waves at new b3tan*

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..wil, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:21, archived)

gratz family woodbine

pull up a kitten little fella :)

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:21, archived)

Congrats

ello JR

(whowotme nipple clamps, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:21, archived)

Awwww

Strength for the little guy, and woo :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:22, archived)

So beautiful

And sooooo tiny... congratulations.

(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:22, archived)

And all your own (well half) work

Congrats

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sepang 's favourite day is, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:23, archived)

I think his missus would rather frown on him taking that much credit.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:25, archived)

^ This

I am about as much responsible as the man who puts the dough into an oven. Mrs Woodbine is the builder, owner and maintainer of both the oven and the pan that the dough is put in.

Not a great analogy I realise.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:27, archived)

The baker makes the bread. The oven bakes it.

Errrr...

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sepang 's favourite day is, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:27, archived)

Double baking bread metaphors there.

Mmm, yeasty.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:29, archived)

Wow,

haven't mindpissed on that scale for ages.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:31, archived)

!!!

The best to you all mate.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:24, archived)

Congratumalations. Hope all is well.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:25, archived)

congrats

and seasons greetings to the little person

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:26, archived)

bindun

Many congrats! Have a Woo!
Wheeeeeeeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:29, archived)

Yay.

b3ta The Next Generation.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:32, archived)

Dammit!

I'm out of hummus . . . C]:0)
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:33, archived)

You? Never.

In fact I would think that you above all others would appreciate punnage like this:

www.b3ta.com/board/10104679

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:35, archived)

Yay.... b3ta's breading ;-)

Congrats to you too....

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:15, archived)

Walter Matthau

(meepmeep is, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:32, archived)

he looks like a wee baby hellboy with a snorkel

all red like that

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:36, archived)

His horns are hidden under the little hat.

We had to do that or he would frighten the other babies in neo natal.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:39, archived)

yay welcome to b3ta! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:44, archived)

Awww... thanks Prodge.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:47, archived)

Awww!......

I'm letting my salad get warm....
Just so I can type congrats...;-)

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:13, archived)

that's the strangest euphemism i've ever heard

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:16, archived)

Haha.....

Nothing worse than a wilted limp leaf!!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:21, archived)

oh, i don't know

a slug infestation might just be worse

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:22, archived)

Agreed......

But my salads are man salads.....
Which means mostly pork pie, cold boiled eggs, cheese, cold ham and crisps....... with a bit of green stuff just for garnish!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:26, archived)

now that sounds like a good salad!

mine is mostly whatever i've grown, which at the moment means lettuce, new potatoes, radishes and maybe a boiled egg

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:28, archived)

Lettuce on its own makes a rubbish salad. You want rocket and spinach and dandelion and onion and tomatoes.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:33, archived)

And cucumber and watercress.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:34, archived)

yes

but i haven't grown any of those

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:35, archived)

I daresay you've grown a few dandelions scattered about.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:36, archived)

probably

but it's a communal garden and some of the neighbours have dogs, so i'm not taking the chance of ruining my salad with pissy dandelions

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:38, archived)

Grow some crisps and pork pie!!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:38, archived)

i can't grow pork pies

but i could make crisps with my lovely potatoes, if only i had some way of frying them

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:42, archived)

In a frying pan?

Silly idea, I know.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:44, archived)

i don't have one

i don't eat fried food

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:46, archived)

Large saucepans would work. Or a wok.

An inch or so of oil in the bottom. Don't let it catch fire.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:56, archived)

i may try this

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:58, archived)

The hardest thing would be getting the crisps out, I'd imagine.

You'd have to do them in little batches. I suggest one of them spoons with holes in em that you use to scoop peas and stuff.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:00, archived)

i've got one of those spoons

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:03, archived)

THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR MAN?

/ac

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:06, archived)

a penis?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:11, archived)

I doubt that would be nice deep fried.

Maybe as some form of jerky...

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:13, archived)

pfffff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:21, archived)

Also...

Carrot, beetroot and parsnip crisps.... for the win...

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:48, archived)

oooh, yes!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:49, archived)

And crisps!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:37, archived)

I must admit.....

If I were lucky enough to have a garden to be able to grow my own, I'd much prefer what you discribe....but still maybe with the crisps;-)

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:36, archived)

it's amazing what you can grow

just on your windowsill

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:39, archived)

I'v managed a masive crop of house dust on mine...

without even trying..!!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:41, archived)

the first things i grew

apart from the obligatory mustard and cress in infant school, were carrots and spring onions, in empty 2-litre coke bottles. being in a high-rise made veg growing difficult, but not impossible.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:45, archived)

I did try herbs......

But they died....

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:51, archived)

you need to water them

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:55, archived)

Haha.....

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:58, archived)

d'awwwww
11 weeks! blimey.hang in there little fella..giant boobs full of lovely lovely milk await your recovery!

Awesome bong too..get em while they're young! ;)

(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:17, archived)

i like this comment

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:22, archived)

fuckin cracked me up

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:08, archived)

Can it be milked?

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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:29, archived)

but its mother can

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:31, archived)

Rejoice for new spawnlings!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:30, archived)

Congratulations

on your noob.

And to junior I say, as I believe is customary round these parts, welcome to B3ta. You'll never leave. Pull up a kitten and shop a chair.

(Mr._Pickles, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:34, archived)

bless little'un

34 ounces!wow!....he'd fit in your pocket..... :D:D

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:44, archived)

Baby Baby Baby . . . Congrats to the three of you all !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:54, archived)

nice, grow up big and strong fella.

wishing you and mrs woodbine all the best.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:59, archived)

Yay... and it's smoking a Crack pipe.

Congrats

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Flash_Bastard, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:35, archived)

Congratulations Mr. Jangle!

Protip: everything will be super. Chillax.
You've got an eager beaver there. A real handful. Pro fighter. Everyone else better look out.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 4:26, archived)

hullo lovely b3tans

have a thing

cfb

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:11, archived)

Square pigs are highly underestimated

They stack so neatly!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:15, archived)

and they are entirely bacon

none of those other less satisfactory cuts

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:19, archived)

But what about pork chops?

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:40, archived)

psh

not on the square pig

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:44, archived)

I suspect you can

if the round hole is big enough. In other news, woo and yay.

(

Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:24, archived)

I thing I am going to like these.

Well done!

*clicks

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 6:47, archived)

I used to have that username!

Ah, the memories of the old days....

And a hearty woo to the pic!

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:32, archived)

Blue Meanies!

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:01, archived)

Saw these two pics one above the other on the 3 frames site

had to be done...

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..wil, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:02, archived)

I am filled with a curious mixture of arousal and disgust

(

Shlvng, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:05, archived)

Like a HR Geiger creation!

(

..wil, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:19, archived)

is that Jessica Stephenson's mouth?

From Spaced?

From a bit with something to do with Colin?

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:09, archived)

It's hard to know on that site,

they don't tend to label source.

But I do see what u mean there!

(

..wil, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:20, archived)

I think it's

Macha Méril from Deep Red.

(MalMal, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:00, archived)

FUCK!!!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:15, archived)

You dirty, slimy bastard.

I had the same reaction.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 4:28, archived)

CIIJASIIE!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:15, archived)

oh pls no

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:25, archived)

Strangely hipnotic.....

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:16, archived)

still playing with 3dmax

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:27, archived)

Damn Nice!!!!

(angriestangel, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:28, archived)

COR!

This I like. I like this. I will press the liking button.

(

Shlvng, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:31, archived)

Do you think it'll start?

very nice btw

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:37, archived)

whats wrong with that dolphin?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:43, archived)

He's ruptured his MacPherson strut

*intakes breath sharply* That'll cost ya

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Shlvng, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:46, archived)

ahh *installs new hydroeleastic ones instead*

tada good as new!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:51, archived)

with the kn hydrofilters?

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:53, archived)

Don't be silly

The element traps on them things are woeful

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Shlvng, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:07, archived)

Please play more

... as that's chuffing ace!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:07, archived)

I like this.......

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:17, archived)

If you want a tatoo

you could do a hell of a lot worse.

(shake'n'bake Tally Ho, Biatch!, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 3:02, archived)

I like this pic-a-ture a lot

(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 3:32, archived)

Was there some football on?, been too busy with Star wars

Click for bigger (80 kb)
Sneak peek at the Blu-Ray of Return of the Jedi reinstated scenes

(angriestangel, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:20, archived)

try posting over at 4chan.org

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:25, archived)

Nahhhhhhh Tentacle sex obsession never did it for me

(angriestangel, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:27, archived)

the demotivational poster is a 4chan thing

I wouldn't post this during the week

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:29, archived)

DID'NT

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Shlvng, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:27, archived)

^ This.

Lots of this.

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chulk607, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:33, archived)

Do you have an idea how long it takes for two droids to use the gel and tell Jabba to stick it up his slimy hole?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:39, archived)

Evening all... first posting here... please be gentle....

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:13, archived)

welcome :)

have a kitten, chair ~~vuvuzela~~ you'll never leave etc.

(I don't know about the guy, but have a friendly

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(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:19, archived)

Ah - just seen you pre-woo'd Captain Meth, apologies for the oversight. I am honoured by all the woo surrounding me. I embrace the woo.

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:23, archived)

Oooh, you read the FAQ, didn't you? :)

Woo and welcome.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:20, archived)

My first woo! I am honoured (and a little aroused...)

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:21, archived)

Hello.

Nice 1st post.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:54, archived)

Thanks for the welcome folks. My first use of Gimp... But not the first time I've thought of flushing Littlejohn away...

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:26, archived)

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