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# Cookie's evil twin, Kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 18:51, archived)
# evil, you say?
i see nothing evil here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 19:05, archived)
# Oh Smash won't you please just think of the kittens ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 19:28, archived)
# have you been sacked for this yet?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 19:43, archived)
# No apparently they just seem to ignore it
it's on an old piece of desk paper calendar thing dated 2008 so it's not great loss to them. Plus I'm suppose to be doing Route Hazard Analysis which consists of taking photos of various route hazards, accident blackspots etc. then put it altogether in Microsoft Excel - however the traffic manager is often too busy to even log the computer on for me - so I doodle!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 19:48, archived)
# I'd do the same
but it'd be too late by the time I'd checked the year of the calendar!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 19:53, archived)
# i do think of the kittens
and then i laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 19:58, archived)
# This turned up this morning :)
farm5.static.flickr.com/4099/4897833062_273ce31756_z.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 19:34, archived)
# Woo you'll be the bell of the nerd ball now :D
Superb
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 19:37, archived)
# Geek extraordinaire
I went to the shops earlier wearing this and my USCSS Nostromo tee-shirt

No one stared at me in disbelief. They all lack something in their insignificant lives
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Even knowing the name of the ship as The Nostromo is considered geeky enough
but when you get a classic film like that then it will attracted great geekiness - however too many of the populous will be completely blank to such greatness.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 19:54, archived)
# alien = nostromo
aliens = sulaco
alien 3 = no ship, just the sulaco escape pod
alien resurrection = betty and auriga
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 20:04, archived)
#
The Kurds at my local corner shop had never heard of the film Aliens when they asked if my 'USCSS Nostromo' tee shirt associated me with the United States Navy a while ago. I remember gasping
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 20:06, archived)
# no whey!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 20:52, archived)
# 0_0
i hate you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 19:58, archived)
# General Tiddles! Nooooo!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 19:41, archived)
# damn you, general tiddles!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 20:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 19:16, archived)
# Do they both have fur balls ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 19:31, archived)
# :((((
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 19:33, archived)
# :(((((
(herman:D, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 19:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 18:37, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10150751
(herman:D, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 18:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 19:28, archived)
# Let's see him drink some first !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Mind if I jump in here with a pea?

ed: Double pea! I'm bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 19:33, archived)
# happy b3taday :D
(herman:D, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 19:41, archived)
# instant delivery via fax
more bonus for your bucks!
(Jeff Balls, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 13:54, archived)
# ayyy
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 19:33, archived)
# i'm sure it will be popeular
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 20:03, archived)
# gargle 3 times a day....keep atheism at bay
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Why is he feeling up a pair of giant invisible tits?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 20:49, archived)
# This man wants to know if anyone has seen his wife . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:47, archived)
# Seen her,... wrecked her.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:48, archived)
# Was she on a bender ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:53, archived)
# She positioned herself well...that's for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Yes i have :D
(herman:D, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Looks like she still needs more practice !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:54, archived)
# hahaha...perhaps she should have stuck to rounders
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Step 1: Secure pole.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Jedi scum

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 19:06, archived)
# "nearly done.......she'll be right down"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:54, archived)
# Apparently . . . . that's her favourite thing . . . going down . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:57, archived)
# What's her number again?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 18:33, archived)
# Go check the men's room wall . . . she goes by the name of "Slippery"
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Only on webcam.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:57, archived)
# Was it worth it ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 18:02, archived)
# yes, yes i have.
*stares*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 19:20, archived)
# Great . . . if you see her again let her know she's slipping . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 19:29, archived)
# Think I saw her at my local fire station.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 19:35, archived)
# She does get pretty hot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 19:51, archived)
# MILF
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:24, archived)
# you are a sick, sick person, ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:25, archived)
# shopped pics etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Aah, the perfect cure for premature ejaculation

or the final factor that triggers severe mental illness
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:27, archived)
# no, that would be thatcher and widdecombe in a recreation of two girls, one cup.
:p
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:52, archived)
# no, that's the perfect cure for an inability to noisily and copiously vomit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:55, archived)
# cor!
UNWANTED ERECTION!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:30, archived)
# an erection? unwanted?
is that even possible?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:32, archived)
# it is when it happens when you're about to deliver a business proposal...
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:34, archived)
# rubbish!
it just highlights how excited you are by this proposal, which can only prove it's very good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:36, archived)
# *soils profit and loss sheet*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:40, archived)
# i'm in!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:44, archived)
# It was in music class... (0__0)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:41, archived)
# were you playing with your flute again?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:44, archived)
# I was imagining the teacher naked...
...and that's all it takes when you're 14. Then she asks me to stand up and play a C on the piano.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:48, archived)
# hahaha!
i'm lucky, my violin teacher was an ugly old fucker.
also, i haven't got a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:53, archived)
# I wish I had Ninj's picture back then...XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Never
waste an erection!
(I helped save b3ta! .o0o.o0o.o0o. that's better, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 18:50, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Fuck :D
(herman:D, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:32, archived)
# that has certainly graped my squildo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:33, archived)
# My planned wank is ruined.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:37, archived)
# hahaha....... splutter/coffee scenario
followed by click:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:37, archived)
# I blame the unions.
And benefit scroungers.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:40, archived)
# She's working undercover !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:40, archived)
# quick pearoast
(front_2_back is further inland from the coast than anyone else, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Bet she's a right moaner!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 22:43, archived)
# Oi oi
Missing Pieces
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Puzzling

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:12, archived)
# I see what you did there
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Luurvley
Brilliantly arty.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Subtly sexy...
is there nothing on the internet I won't wank to?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:15, archived)
# They've gone to pieces yet will try and make it fit . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Ages 3 and up

Lovely stuff there, miss
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:19, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:23, archived)
# this is so sweet
i'm thinking of suing you for givng me diabetes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:25, archived)
# you can make me whole again
*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:29, archived)
# lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:30, archived)
# very nice Oi oi
make an excellent love card :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:35, archived)
# I keep meaning to start getting cards printed. Good call.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Self-mutilated.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:39, archived)
# You had me at Oi.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:41, archived)
# awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 18:45, archived)
# :O
that's nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 19:34, archived)
# Nice arts, but I think I sicked a bit
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:06, archived)
# contageous....stand well back:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
*Clicky*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:39, archived)
# cheers Ninj.....how art thou?
fine & dandy hopes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Bit miserable actually...
...first day back after 2 weeks orf! But you've cheered me up no end! :D

How's you clever sausage?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:42, archived)
# aah ....A lull in the lols
you'll soon be in the swing :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:49, archived)
# hahaha!
blimey...
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:41, archived)
# "Morganellons disease"....
quite a mysterious phenomena apparently :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:44, archived)
# i hope it's not contagious...
edit: *reads the subject line* *belms*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:29, archived)
# The pressure is killing them with laughter !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Isn't that a sign of the apocalypse?

It should be
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Where's the other horseman?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:48, archived)
# HAHAHAH FUCKKKKKK
THEBABY THEBABY THEBABY THEBABY THEBABY THEBABY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:56, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:57, archived)
# I now live in a tree.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Request permission to nuke from orbit

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Christ almighty, that's scary
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:10, archived)
# hahaa
cant stop laughing at this
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:10, archived)
# You maniacs! WHat have you done to it's eyes!?!?!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:13, archived)
# is recession over
hey guys what you think is recession over or we are up for really bad times especiallyy IT sector
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:25, archived)
# I think we might be up for really bad times especiallyy IT sector.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:30, archived)
# Got a degree in IT?
It'll only get you jobs where you'll mainly be hearing "Aye, Tea"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:36, archived)
#
b3ta.com/links/Let_me_hear_your_war_cry
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Hahah:D
(herman:D, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:32, archived)
# I live there. It's horrible.
If only I had a bazooka. But I'd have to kill all of them. Too much work.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:40, archived)
# promise me
you'll never post this again ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 19:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:13, archived)
# But I never see hearts when I do it?!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Your not doing it right then!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:21, archived)
# I suspect "HARDER" and "DRY"
are the instructions he needs
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:38, archived)
# +SIDEWAYS

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:06, archived)
# He's got his hands full
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:14, archived)
# You know you're in love when...
*clix*
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Might save this one for Valentine's Day.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:00, archived)
# What a beautiful animation!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Make love not poo.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:16, archived)
# sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:27, archived)
# See...we're all the same inside.
What a beautiful world.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Good job that star's there.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:29, archived)
# ...and the tail
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:31, archived)
# wow.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Tickles their fancy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:32, archived)
# ...And that's how America picks its Presidents...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:45, archived)
# If not for the poo
this would be turning me on
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:49, archived)
# It's working for me
even with the poo.
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:06, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:31, archived)
# Still
best thing ever on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 18:08, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:34, archived)
# Bloody jedi's
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:37, archived)
# She really doesn't like brown eggs does she.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:58, archived)
# How road apples are made . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 18:04, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
fucking great
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Those 'Love Is...' cards
are really starting to appeal to my sensibilities.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:19, archived)
# not the best place to stash your weed...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:21, archived)
# grrrrreat
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Now that's what I call taking the plunge !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:26, archived)
# awwww!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:27, archived)
# I'm a romantic...........................as you can tell.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:29, archived)
# I think the love hearts should be going in
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:29, archived)
# There are laws.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:31, archived)
# In laws and outlaws !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:45, archived)
# ...and bi-laws?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:58, archived)
# <3
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:10, archived)
# jeeaysus
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:11, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:32, archived)
# :3=|
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 19:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:50, archived)
# I love you.
I really do.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:50, archived)
# I would watch this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Coming Soon: The Holy Ghost - Origins
he has quite the backstory, I tell you...
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:56, archived)
# "In An Epic Tale Spanning Thousands Of Years..."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:57, archived)
# No.
10% as epic as that but twice as pathetic...

I'll try to sketch his saga later on today.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:02, archived)
# "he has terrible prejudice against tanned folk because he is english"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:06, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:59, archived)
# *breaks your goddamn SPIIIINE*
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:00, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNW2tpkP2w8
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:06, archived)
# The original is actually much better
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z561kGemeR8

especially for the lions
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:08, archived)
#
Only in Kenya?
(Kurashima, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 18:52, archived)
# i think you are missing something
(I helped save b3ta! kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 21:42, archived)
# !!
Could possibly be considered NSFW due to scantily clad butts
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:08, archived)
# "Buy it now"
Suddenly felt a decrease in my appetite immediately. Top ebayer!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:09, archived)
# AMELIA YOU ARE THE BEST YOUR SPELLS REALY WORK .YOU ALWAYS GIVE ME HAPPINESS A++
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Suddenly felt a decrease in my appetite immediately. Top ebayer!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Suddenly felt a decrease in my appetite immediately. Top ebayer!
Suddenly felt a decrease in my appetite immediately. Top ebayer!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:13, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:15, archived)
# BAY BAY BAY BAY BAY BAY BAY BAY BAY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:18, archived)
# SHIT CUNT.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Top ebayer! Top ebayer! Top ebayer!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:14, archived)
# I am not responsible for any paranormal activity you may or may not experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Well you have to admit
it IS entertaining.

ok mister ninja my reply makes no sense now
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Multiple castings make a spell more powerful.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:22, archived)
# If you want this spell DOUBLE CAST, order the quantity of 2.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:32, archived)
# This is some kind of horrible racism aimed at "half cast" people.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:39, archived)
# That's not very expensive

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:08, archived)
# haha, click
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:03, archived)
# there is only one word
and that word is WOO!

and amen.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:03, archived)
# nice.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Where's Satan?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Only in the Holy Ghost's imagination.
But he's working on a machine to go inside his own mind and rid himself of the dark lord.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Whoa! I love it already.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Argh!
I just posted a Mothman reference on another forum, and come back to b3ta to find this!
Spooky coinkidinky fear!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:45, archived)
# But can he deal with Acoraman?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:43, archived)
# Or Clash of the Tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:29, archived)
# why are english people so prejudiced against tans
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:29, archived)
# I'm Irish
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:30, archived)
# why do you buy into this english prejudice?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:31, archived)
# It's free!
And I love it?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:32, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6aRwky0W5Y
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:49, archived)
# ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:31, archived)
# LIFElife
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:31, archived)
# To get to the other side?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:31, archived)
# It's a Bobby Dazzler!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:31, archived)
# I can't watch Dickinson
Everytime I see him on telly I mentally imagine what his gusset must smell like.

I can't be the only one, right?

right?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:36, archived)
# ugh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:38, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:41, archived)
# haha
i'm imagining something very close to a roast dinner
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:40, archived)
# with onion gravy
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:41, archived)
# nom
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:44, archived)
# BRING ON THE MELANOMA!
/catchy
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Hahahaha...

*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Nicely, Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Haha, ta NInj!
Cheap as chips he was!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Hehehe
I like this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Nothing ventured.......
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:08, archived)
[challenge entry] nice
also, not worth it's own bandwidth, let alone thread:
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Toasty!!!
...
(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 1:21, archived)
# heh
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:14, archived)
# In for a penny, etc.
Woo, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:16, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:17, archived)
# I was always more interested with making sparks on the roof
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:38, archived)
# HELLO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:43, archived)
# haha
he was very odd!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:06, archived)
[challenge entry] These are yo-yo pants, Duncan. And £20m turns them off..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:50, archived)
# wheeeeee *ouch*
wheeeeee *ouch*
wheeeeee *ouch*
wheeeeee *ouch*
wheeeeee *ouch*
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:55, archived)
# What film is this from again?
I swear I've seen this somewhere.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:56, archived)
# The Chronicles of Riddick
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Dat's the one
Felt like a pantomime to be honest.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:01, archived)
# I've only ever seen the Director's Cut, and have a strange fondness for it.
I've heard the telly version is shit, though..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Probably where I'm going wrong then
The part when Judi Dench goes on about Riddick being the space goth's weakness and floating around over a hole in the floor really makes me think "Really?"
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:10, archived)
# No, unfortunately all of that still makes it into the Director's Cut.
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:13, archived)
# is it as bad as I imagine it to be

/plank of wood Vin Diesel blog
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:02, archived)
# If you want 2 hours of stuff blowing up & really like the idea of Necromongers, then this is the flick for you..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:04, archived)
# It's definately not as good as Pitch Black
Every time I see it I think they could have done better. Take out the Riddick-is-the-chosen-one prophecy and good vs evil junk and it would have been a lot better.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Indeed
but still, it has ships that look like they're powered by the raw angst of self-harming middle-class teenagers.

I think the plot would have been alot better if it had just been "Necromongers piss Riddick off by kidnapping Jack" and had kept the idea of making Riddick semi-likeable out of it.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:11, archived)
# It's a reasonably fun action romp with evil space goths
but it's got sod all in common with Pitch Black (it's practically a different character he's playing too. They made him semi-good-ish and last of an alien race)
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:07, archived)
# haha
this is great
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:01, archived)
# I feel sick.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:24, archived)
#
Hilarious. Haven't laughed so hard in ages.

(seaofnames, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Bipolar Polar Bear


Click for bigger (70 kb)
Behold, kids! 'Tis the king AND queen of the Arctic circle!
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:51, archived)
# ^ Would
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Aye.
Schoolboy/hooker/Columbo does it for me too
(ca4nbe He had a mouse for dinner and a mole for desert, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:56, archived)
# ^ Would
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:56, archived)
#
i know i'm ignorant, but what does "^ Would" mean?

thx
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:57, archived)
# i think the correct definition would be "Would like to do Arse Buggery"
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:58, archived)
# It's standard b3ta shorthand for "I would have sex with the subject of the above post"
It seems people find your polar bear sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:03, archived)
# See "I'd hit that"
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:17, archived)
# *readies ladyshaver*
woo-ld
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Your definition of bipolar seems to be closer to transvesticism than mine
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:57, archived)
#
varying degrees of bipolarism, esp. when it's real cold outside
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:58, archived)
# depression is linked to the temperature now?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:01, archived)
# He didn't specify the poles.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:03, archived)
# not all polish people are depressed you know
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:07, archived)
# but they are all trannies
it's swings & roundabouts really
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:42, archived)
# You're thinking of playgrounds.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Seasonal Affective Disorder
Although that's more to do with daylight length than temperature.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:08, archived)
# and neither cause cross dressing as far as I know
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Perhaps the polar bear's cross-dressing
is unlinked to the diagnosis of bipolar disorder.

As long as we all know that they're all left-handed, cover their noses when hunting and that eating their livers will kill us then we will be at one with the polar bears.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:22, archived)
#
geez way to over analyze/ruin a pretty simple joke/pun
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:31, archived)
# hehe
you said anal
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:44, archived)
# No. He typed "anal". We have no evidence that he said it.
Or at least that's my analysis
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:48, archived)
# hehe
you want to anal your sis.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:49, archived)
# I wasn't over analyzing, just confused as to why you titled it bipolar and drew it as a cross dresser
like you don't know the difference. Sorry for being confused, don't take it personally, I question all sorts of things not just this picture.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:04, archived)
# hehe
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Ooh!
Bear legs!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:06, archived)
# are polar bears sarcastic?
just wondered
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:40, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Reminds me of Blackpool ...
Cold, full of unshaven bears and the skirt/handbag are kinda Punch and Judyish
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:45, archived)
# SPOONERISE!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:52, archived)
# haha!
wonderful!
(NickBlinko Papas Adrianas, Papas Adrianas, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Expertly done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:21, archived)
#
(Uhmfhshhghd, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:57, archived)
# is recession over
hey guys what you think is recession over or we are up for really bad times especiallyy IT sector
(derrekmurphy01, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:42, archived)
# See how what you are doing isn't the same as what other people are doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Ey up Toastie
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:46, archived)
# hello squire, and happy b3rthday
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Cheers lad
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:50, archived)
# That deserves a happy candle!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:28, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:57, archived)
# * Waits for it to animate

/Auto complete number 15 - what does your 15th Autocomplete say about you?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:46, archived)
# 3 days worth of stubble
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Didn't I make them sufficiently small and humble?
is my 15th autocomplete beginning with 'd'.
Don't you have to start typing something for autocomplete to kick in?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:05, archived)
# ahhh, the scotch egg
^^ mine
also: no, just press the down arrow to scroll through them.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:12, archived)
# ...
^ mine
wtf!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:20, archived)
# No.. If you click in the box and then arrow down, it starts from the top of your list...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:20, archived)
# It's typical of holywood to randomly change Andrew McDavies skin tone and underpants colour
which is from just a couple of hours ago! This method seems to include subject lines from Gmail as well as b3ta though.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:24, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:29, archived)
# "like some kind of Zombie Pope"
I only have 6 Autocompletes, that was my last one.

I think it says I don't post enough
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Cubism?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:33, archived)
# this is you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvOjPBEWn1I
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:47, archived)
#
thekraken.me.uk/warcry.swf
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:47, archived)
# my god you actually made that even more scary science cannot handle this level of scary!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:47, archived)
# it's 8.7 on the scare-o-meter.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 20:01, archived)
# FP this...
...NOW!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:50, archived)
# I say old fruit.
You seem to have forgotten your picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:50, archived)
# I think maybe their leg had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:51, archived)
# OH FUCK OFF
PLEASE.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:52, archived)
# I have a feeling you're up for really bad times.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Aaaw thank you. I was just passing thought and got to display this for the first time.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Stock markets are undergoing a seasonal setback that could see 15 percent wiped off the major indexes, but the real risk of a double dip won't appear until 2011
The risk of the double dip is in 2011, so all we've got now is a risk of a seasonal setback… this is the weakest season of the year now. Traditionally September is the weakest month in the year and you make a low in October. So I'm going for the normal seasonal deviation, which gives us a risk of about 15 percent. The economic numbers suggest if there's going to be a double dip, that takes place in 2011 and of course governments will be trying everything they can to stop that happening. Stocks are in a long-term secular trend which peaked ten years ago and has been in decline ever since. In the long-term trend there have been numerous cyclical bull periods, such as the one that peaked in April.

Then we've had a big fall, we had a mid-summer rally. That's all that's ended recently, was the mid-summer rally.

Hope that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:56, archived)
# hey mate.
Just checking. You having any problems getting emails on your b3tamail account? I tried sending you a mail interally to the domain as I've set you up hosting for b3ta but i'm getting errors.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:03, archived)
# I've got it set up forwarding to another account, and that seems to be checking for emails ok
Haven't received one for a while though
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:16, archived)
# i say no
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Hey there. Mayybe it is finallyy over?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:23, archived)
# OH HAI /TALK REGULAR NEW ACCOUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:39, archived)
# That's the spirit!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:00, archived)
# I think we might be up for really bad times especiallyy IT sector.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Got a degree in IT?
It'll only get you jobs where you'll mainly be hearing "Aye, Tea"
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:26, archived)
# aaargh!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:15, archived)
# woop thats
ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Ahhhh
It's actually kind of cute. Where can I get one?
(Good Penny, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:28, archived)
# bottom of your garden..if you're unlucky
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:33, archived)
# superb
also proj, you still after a job in that there Scotchland?
This sounds like a winner b3ta.com/links/40_70_000_p_a_Scottish_NHS_homeopathy_job_up_for_grabs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Excellent.
love it.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:32, archived)
# ^ Lilly Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Here at Chutney Towers we've had an outbreak of the most MASSIVE and frankly God awful looking fungus
in the garden. They look like what I can only describe as what a pickled human brain would look like if it was taken from it's jar and left on a hot windowsill for a couple of weeks....

I imagine ^this^ fairy would get on well with em.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:34, archived)
# She looks like she'd like a fun-guy.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Yeah, bet she's a real A-man-ita
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:41, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Sounds like a puffball
in desperate need of some moisture
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:11, archived)
# I'm guessing this fairy doesn't like being called a fairy.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Ugrgh!
Kill it!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Arts!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:39, archived)
# there used to be one at the end of my garden
I think it got eaten by one of the wierder monstrosities that reside there... either that or my cat
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Is that that bird off 'The Real Hustle'?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:08, archived)
# This is rather splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:02, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:03, archived)
# She's gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Thought she was a bit touchy...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Needs more shit invention
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:57, archived)
# TJ: for those who love nabbing sprites
Paul Robertson has uploaded some of the artwork he did for the Scott Pilgrim game
probertson.livejournal.com/33796.html
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:07, archived)
# played the demo yesterday
nice retro look&feel, quite hard too

also: Paul Robertson is sick, but in a good way :D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Played the demo the other day
does it ever end?! I got to an underpass or something and got bored :(

Lovely retro feel though
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:15, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:19, archived)
# nice.
*sprites*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:32, archived)
# arf!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:12, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Ha ha, very funny
But while I was watching I couldn't resist:

(Quirkafleeg We must perform one, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:35, archived)
# given the finger!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:57, archived)
# I do this with my false fingers before I go to bed
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:24, archived)
# it keeps them fresh
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:28, archived)
# nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:28, archived)
# cheers
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:42, archived)
# vodka on the cocks?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:43, archived)
# cocktail
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:45, archived)
# ha ha ha
That's deffo going to the name of the next cocktail I 'invent'
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:47, archived)
# arf!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:08, archived)
# *swaps water for coffee*
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:43, archived)
# mmm coffee
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Is this an arts?
/Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:59, archived)
# hahahaa heavens no
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:09, archived)
# haha
i love it. you should put more blood particles in the water.

ps. your zombie you did a while back having his mouth pulled open was fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:07, archived)
# cheers
glad you liked it :) more on here www.simonrudd.info/index.php?choice=gallery&genre=horror :D

i agree - i did make it at 3 am this morning :D so its a bit rough! :)

edit - this one?? www.simonrudd.info/images/me___pulled_by_rev_Jesse_C.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:10, archived)
# nice one, Rev!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:36, archived)
# It's well and truly stuck up there
Thanks to Tahkcalb for inspiration in a roundabout way
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:31, archived)
# hehe >.<
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Haha excellent...
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:51, archived)
# haha!
Fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Totally wonderful!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Nicely!
Speaking of birds:

www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/trips/sydney_pelagic_2.html

(And dolphins, whales, more birds, etc)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:57, archived)
# wonderful!
I've no doubt she'll get to the bottom of the matter
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Ba-dum TISH!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:16, archived)
# I'm betting
that this will be FP'd

and if it's not, it bloody well should be!

*works self to an indignant frenzy, shakes fist at imaginary FP overlords*
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:58, archived)
# hehehe
nice - what did you make it with??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Max
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Was that Weeble or Bob?

* Crys
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:19, archived)
# pff! took me a second
is there a typo in the title?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Ah, there was
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:37, archived)
# I like the 3D style.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:44, archived)
# I am liking this
woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Cheers TMOC
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Nice stuff
Im concerned about the actions of the two penguins in the distance to the left..
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:21, archived)
# They are doing it
IT
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Without David Attenborough's narration
it feels a bit voyeuristic.
well, a bit more voyeuristic
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:41, archived)
# ...and here we see two of those majestic birds in their mating dance...
....Phwrrorr! gerra' load of that. Yerrr, she's taking it real good....phwoooorrr. Av'it.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Aces!
And candle.

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:11, archived)
# 'Ning B3tans
behind the scenes of the new Andrew McDavies Movie, doug jones is playing andrews body while the head is animatronic from Jim Hensons Creature shop.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Eye nipples!
I would like to colour that in, but I'm too busy. Drat.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:00, archived)
# happy candle day
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:10, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:03, archived)
# q+d
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:19, archived)
# I say, he's got no nose.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:28, archived)
# How does he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:08, archived)
# your paint by numbers instructions are wrong
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:36, archived)
# It's been about five years
but those are the colours I always used to do him in
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:37, archived)
# I always used a certain set of colours as well
I think all of us regular McDavies colourers had our own fixed ideas.

Of course, his head is a doughnut, so green is wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:05, archived)
# I think it's because of the gills
I always thought his head was doughnut-shaped, rather than an actual doughnut

This is like finding out Father Christmas isn't real
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:10, archived)
# A doughnut shape would make more sense
but little makes sense in the world of Andrew McDavies Doughnut-Headed Fish Boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:13, archived)
# It's typical of holywood to randomly change Andrew McDavies skin tone and underpants colour

edit/ Thor - what is the movie called? I bet Hollywood have changed all sorts and it's called The Fish-Bodied Donut Boy and the character is called David McAndrews for no apparent reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:55, archived)
# :D
Tell Doug Jones to stop doing that bloody quirky finger nonsense, we're bored of it :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:35, archived)
# I don't know why they cast Doug Jones
He's just not right for the body of the doughnut-headed fish boy Andew McDavies
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:54, archived)
# i know, but you know what these hollywood types are like
doug's got a lot of experience in SFX make-up.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Apparently so, I am unfamiliar with him so I looked him up
He's been in many films, only two of which I have seen.

But nonetheless, the role of McDavies' body requires someone with a little more presence
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Well....
(psylocyber 'shopping your mom...., Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:07, archived)
# hahah the pope

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:08, archived)
# he turns up here in a few weeks
and the Vatican have asked Scottish Catholics to line every bridge between Edinburgh and Glasgow for some reason or other...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:17, archived)
# also if you need a copper or an ambulance on the 16th Sept
you will find yourself waiting for some considerable length of time...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:18, archived)
# i wonder what miracles he'll be performing this time.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:21, archived)
# he'll try to make people forget about all that peado stuff
his friends have been up to...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:22, archived)
# cue some mad rangers supporter trying to piss on him from a bridge

in fact now that I've said that, that's probably why :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:21, archived)
# and Falkirk fans
who are just happy to be out of Falkirk
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:27, archived)
# haha nazi paedo lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:37, archived)
# nazis weren't cool
but they were a bit of a flash in the pan compared to catholics
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:39, archived)
# they definitely had the best costumes
The only way you could improve a nazi's fashion would be to give him a cape
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:42, archived)
# If it turned up as an original work today...
would it get published?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:44, archived)
# its a bit rambling for today's tastes.
if they threw in a sub plot involving facebook or something, people might buy it
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Happy candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Thankyee
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:02, archived)

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