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[challenge entry] Peepshow..?


Well I think he looks like him :-)
(steveeuk, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:20, archived)
# BINDON
* Nevermind noobee.. have a Noobmaster flag


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:23, archived)
# ah yes, noobmaster
The patron saint of noobs..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:35, archived)
# hai : D
pull up a chair and look down the board.
; )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Why yes.
How come no-one else noticed that?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:23, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10205703
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Yes. Thanks.
I was typing with my sarcastic finger.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Pfffffftttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt...........................................................................................................
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:55, archived)
# BMW recall


(driverchris, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:10, archived)
# haha
bastards

/Nissan driver
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:11, archived)
# ^ What the Nissan driver said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Yeah, I'm always trying to get past them in my 200sx
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:24, archived)
# True story:
My nerves are sometimes random and I get a tad on edge now and then, in full knowledge of this I took a lift off a mate to go food shopping locally in Leeds, but instead without asking and with no warning he took me to York to make his docs appointment first, and then back again, all at speeds in excess of 100 mph, frequently using his handbrake to brake and spending most of his time weaving in and out of motorway lanes in order to keep right up the arse of anyone daring to do under a ton and forcing them into the next lane regardless of which they were in whilst shouting 'Get out my way you slow cunt!' and such at them.

Yes, he drives a BMW, no, I don't think I will be getting in his car again, the fuckwit set me nerves off for a fucking week, which BTW he described to me as 'One of your tantrums', the sockfucker, but I would like it to be known, the man's a twat and drives a twatty car.

/rant
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Was his Doc's appointment to pick up his repeat prescription for anti-wanker pills?
Just asking, cos they're not bloody working
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:35, archived)
# He thinks he's a god on the road because he once worked as a chauffer-cum-bodyguard for minor celebs
this does make for some interesting stories and he is generally a very pleasant generous chap, but he is now old and retired and I made the mistake of asking him to not drive so recklessly now he can barely see or keep his concentration please (his eyesight ain't great due to type 2 diabetes and he frequently forgets where he's going if u chat to him at the same time as he drives)

He took offense and decided to 'show me'

All I could do was stay silent till we got back into Leeds and then demand to be taken straight home.

Honestly, what else can you do? You're trapped in their car and at their mercy. But I was about a hair's breadth off calling the police and just shopping him in in order to better guarantee my surviving the experience.

Fuck him tho, not teh first time he's been a cunt to me in similar circumstances and I think the last time I should offer him the opportunity, nice side or no, I can't deal with his cunty side, he makes me feel like a battered bride when he's on one.

Yes, yes, I think he is a wanker, let's hope the pills work...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:49, archived)
# You'll be sorry when he's in a car crash.
Of which I'm quietly confident.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:59, archived)
# I piggin' won't,
as I won't be in the passenger seat!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:55, archived)
# I hear that the Audi A4 has a similar issue
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Audi drivers are
the new BMW drivers.


but then again... I drive a white van :)
(driverchris, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:21, archived)
# don't knock vans
I loved my transit till the engine died
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:26, archived)
# never knock the vans
but you must admit they have a reputation of their own too.

(driverchris, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:30, archived)
# pfffffftttt
Have you ever seen someone driving a BMW who doesn't have one arm resting on the door? My favourite ones are the guys who wear sunglasses while its raining, then pull out in front of you on a roundabout while simultaneously adjusting their radio.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Nearly knocked off my motorbike last night
By, you guessed it.. A w*nker in a silver beemer. sigh.
woo btw
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Let then try that with me!

*Original 76 fs1e rider
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Oooo lovely
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm tooooo sexy...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:06, archived)
# I'm too sexy for boom-and-bust
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:09, archived)
# now that would make a good subject line
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:26, archived)
# pff
www.b3ta.com/board/10205487

also,

Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Ed
Ed Wood
Ed October
Things to do in Denver When You're Ed
Beverley Hills Ed
The Quick and the Ed
Ed Man's Shoes
The Full Ed
The Color Ed
Pretty Ed
Ed Rennt
Kill Ed
Kill Ed: Part 2
2001: A Space Ed
Edator
Alien vs. Edator
Ed the Barbarian
Monty Python's Life of Ed
Lethal Ed
Ed Hard
Coming to AmericEd
Sleeping With the Ed
Steel MagnoliEds
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:15, archived)
# I'd like to see Steel MagnoliEds
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:24, archived)
# It's an Ed, Ed, Ed, Ed, Ed world
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] And of course...

Down with this sort of thing.
(User #86772, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:50, archived)
# he should do a duet with Paul Oakenfold...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyx9opE5vho
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Crucify somebody today.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Is this about golf?
I get the cup bit, but the rest is a
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Spitfires, Born in the USA...
Anything?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:10, archived)
# is the guy on the left from auschwitz?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:12, archived)
# My grandfather died in Auschwitz.
He fell out of his guard tower.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Thanks
For making me spit out my lunchtime crips at the office. :D
(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:23, archived)
# someting about cancer, aids and war veterans?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Think Ryder.... Ryder....
The face of someone called... Ryder....

Think melons

EDIT: hang on, I've just spotted the thought bubbles and now I don't kniow whats going on
And you got the cup bit so I'm talking out of my bunghole
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:12, archived)
# is this your card?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:15, archived)
# If it's the one about 2nd prize in a beauty contest
then yes
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:38, archived)
# More ris than a warehouse of French rice.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:23, archived)
# haha
I like this very much.
esp the wtf
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:56, archived)
# OK, for thoise who like to read as much as possible into everything...
(fucking Koran thumpers.)

The Spitfire was in the Battle of Britain but was about Europe and featured many European pilots. The Ryder Cup is in Britain but it's Europe competing. Hence Monty is taking inspiration from the modest little Spitfire.

And the Yanks are gay.

I just made all that up but it works so shut it.

Sheesh, I don't even play golf.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:50, archived)
# If you can't be silly on a Friday...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:58, archived)
# :o
*spangity spang spang!*
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Meh, the Mummy just has very dry wit
He doesn't have the stomach to be nasty (it's somewhere in a canoptic jar).
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:02, archived)
#
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Still together after all these years...


so many memories...

*edit* crying out for it: www.johnnyikon.com/data/articles/2009/02/2078/gho.jpg but someone else do it me flu's fuckin me up too much...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Bitter? What gives you that idea?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:41, archived)
# I move for no man.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:44, archived)
# I think calling either of them 'man' is pushing it
But I would love to see them recreate this
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:46, archived)
# newsletter subject line compo
Last week rhinoceros moaned, "The headline about Moyles is lame and anomalously mainstream. I hope next week's will be better." Hmm, so can we do better this week? We need to keep this rhinoceros character happy.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Badgerflange-piddleflaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:27, archived)
# How did you guess my password?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:56, archived)
# *hacks account*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Oi!
You leave my Romanian upper classes alone!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Sesame Street the other morning:
"Ha ha, I am the Count, because I count. And also because I inherited the title from my aristocratic father"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Fucking a Rhinocerous with a Double Milliband
All The Way!!11!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:27, archived)
# FISTING 4 JESUS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Tittypiss flungepump
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:28, archived)
# I see we think alike.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:32, archived)
# I don't feel so alone now....
*stalks*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Ed Milliband diagnosed with Fratraphilia
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:28, archived)
# THAT RHINOCEROS GMTRFH
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:29, archived)
# BRAKE MALFUNCTION WARNING
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:29, archived)
# i'm horny. horny. horny. horny
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Some like it hot, so fire up the crem.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Is this in any way connected...
...with the recent demise of Tony Curtis?

If so - have a [click].
(minimalist ..., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:09, archived)
# You're the lucky 1,000,000th Miliband poster *click here* no joke etc
milionbandth
milibandth
millionbandth
*gives up*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Keep our rhinoceros happy - anesthetise the fucker before cutting his horn off.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Kim unveils successor to stunned Mel
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Oh yes
That'll shut him up
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:34, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Que?
Edit: Ah. I need to read the news more.
(Cylon Bum Raider already knows how this will end, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:38, archived)
# DZIEŃ DOBRY PANOWIE
(PanSowa, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:32, archived)
# What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
A viral YouTube video.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:32, archived)
# The same stuff as last week but now it's a compo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Now with 20% more puns on the Steve Miller Band
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Scrapping the bus lane of the information super highway
or,

Occupying the scrapped bus lane of the information super highway
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:35, archived)
# the b3ta newslestter: now with free drumstick lolly
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:35, archived)
# I like this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:49, archived)
# B3TA: AS LAME AND ANOMALOUSLY MAINSTREAM AS YOUR MUM, YOU VEGAN, ANARCHIST, IRONIC-QUIFFED CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:37, archived)
# haha
definitely this one
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:46, archived)
# This!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:51, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Making less sense than Lorem Ipsum
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Skidding into your inbox like George Michael in a BMW
www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-11452486
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Pffft.
Also: www.b3ta.com/board/10205771
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Finding your name on the leaked porn database IN THE NAME OF MOVIE FIELD.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Mediocre Intruders IV
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:50, archived)
# The best of the franchise
by a long chalk
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Although Mediocre Intruders VI
has that wonderful scene where the Belgian Finance Minister feeds handfuls of old Guilder notes into the dripping, pulsating pusspuss of the Dutch Queen.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Make Poverty History: Bomb Aldi.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:42, archived)
# the internet's not as funny as it used to be
whiny proof inside
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:45, archived)
# DIARRHOEA
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Bum, tit, tit, bum, tit, tit, play the Milliband
I'm so sorry
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:50, archived)
# THE B3TA NEWSLETTER: CONTENTS JUDGED SOLELY BY HOW "ALTERNATIVE" THEY ARE, AS OPPOSED TO HUMOUR
Including vouchers for Alanis Morissette concerts, drum n bass and minor details about an upcoming politically pointless, ill-conceived, underinformed protest in a field. Nothing is achieved but at least you look cool in front of your "alternative" mates, so that's something.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:52, archived)
# This is a great alternative subject line.
Also: Is that ironic?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:53, archived)
# it is, don't you think?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Yes, I really cannot see an alternative.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:55, archived)
# I lack a knife, yet suffer from a profusion, nay, a plethora of spoons.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:55, archived)
# I also paid for a Hackney carriage in advance, but was offered a lift without payment.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:56, archived)
# A rather nervous friend of mine
unfortunately perished in a rare aeroplane accident, after forcing himself to fly.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:58, archived)
# It was also somewhat inclement on the day of my wedding.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:00, archived)
# I also made the mistake of refusing to heed the advice of a chap I knew.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:01, archived)
# I also had a dream about a fellow and when I met him, I found his wife's appearance to be most pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:03, archived)
# I found a small, flying insect in my red wine, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:04, archived)
# hahaha
great work
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:07, archived)
# The only ironic thing in there...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:09, archived)
# drum n bass?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:15, archived)
# IS THE RIVER KELVIN TOO MAINSTREAM FOR YOU?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:54, archived)
# I liked the river kelvin when it was a minor tributary
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:57, archived)
# What about White Cart Water?
It's pretty unknown and comes from a bad area
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Selling a Gold plated, Diamoned encrusted Segway: For a millionaire it's just a drop in the ocean
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:56, archived)
# No. YOUR mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:57, archived)
# YOUR IP IS ON A LIST OF 10,000 PEOPLE SUSPECTED OF DOWNLOADING CHICKS WITH DICKS ON POGOSTICKS IV ILLEGALLY
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:59, archived)
# rhinoceros makes me moist
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Gives you the horn?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:11, archived)
# I can take it
I'm thick skinned
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:16, archived)
# They'll charge you.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:17, archived)
# I'll have surgery so they don't find me
how much for a rhinoplasty
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:24, archived)
# If an infinite number of monkeys were fed bananas laced with laxatives
they would eventually spray out this newsletter in rancid simian diarrhoea
(I helped save b3ta! Biffins Bridge, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Square peg goes into rectangular hole
(oodles, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry] available at all good stockists

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:18, archived)
# oh LOL
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:10, archived)
# not soon enough
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Wouldn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:07, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Nicely Chavved up
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:53, archived)
# yea, innit
;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:00, archived)
# haha, wikkid or summat

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Hugo Bossin' ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Ere bey!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Is Dave your nickname?
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:45, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Is it just me that thinks he MUST be related to David Mitchell


Almost certainly...
(I helped save b3ta! studlywonder, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:34, archived)
# I've been saying it all week
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Hello!

Click for 300+ more comics and pictures.

I'm not dead, I just live in the Netherlands now. How are you all?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Arf!
That's a clickable.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Hahaha!

Hello. What are you doing living in the Netherlands now? Does this mean you're also forced to learn the language and stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:38, archived)
# I'm lecturing in games design.
Basically, I get to talk about computer games all day and get paid for it. It's bloody awesome. The other staff are nice, the students are good, the country is lovely, and I get to teach in English because everyone speaks it fluently over here.

I am learning Dutch but whenever I tell this to a Dutch person they say 'why are you bothering? It's very hard and we all speak English'.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Sounds grand
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Yes, it really really is.
I'm a very happy chappy. How's life for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Lots of change in my life lately
I said goodbye to my old collegues yesterday, and next week I'm starting on my new job. And I will also take my motorcycle exam then. Slightly anxious about it all.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Hello!
I saw that movie 'Buried' on Tuesday. It was ok, in a silly way.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:42, archived)
# It looks like a great premise (if well worn), but the whole plot is shirley in the trailer?
IE - his 'phone dies.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Aha!
No.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:10, archived)
# that's gawjus :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:20, archived)
# He he he!
*clickity click click click*
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:29, archived)
# FUCK
should have scrolled down half an inch more before I wasted 10 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Pfft...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Ooh! Are they remaking it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:14, archived)
# I think it was done last year sir!
Don't know about release dates or owt :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Can't be any worse than the original.
Nice pic btw
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Well Ed can get right off me again
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:16, archived)
# back the truck up!
Rodriguez is remaking Red Sonja?
Or is he 'presenting' it?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:16, archived)
# "Here is a film called Red Sonja"

"Enjoy"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Pfft.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:20, archived)
# I once had a steak "presented" with fondant potatoes
I spent five minutes playing with it on my plate going:

"Hello, here is a fondant potato"

"Mooooooo"

I still can't eat fondant potatoes without going "bwaaahaaahaaaa"
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:59, archived)
# I have one that looks like this
only it says "I love colour"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:02, archived)
# I am a little,
yes, thanks for asking...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:03, archived)
# that's a really good one
although I am now unable to focus on things normally
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:13, archived)
# I'm a little behind here
but this is fucking excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Hehehe!
I did this ages ago, but my skills were weak.

/spare account being used due to imminent milestone on main account
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:04, archived)
# If I wasn't colourblind before, i'm am now!!!
Ouchy eyes!!


Cool though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:06, archived)
# pea and peperoni pizza
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:06, archived)
# I remember these from my youth!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:07, archived)
# lies!
it was all still black and white then!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:10, archived)
# In actuality Mr Savalas,
In 1972 (my year of birth) colour tv was up and running.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:14, archived)
# we had a B&W TV until I was about 5 I think
one of those you had to tune in
and there was only 3 channels
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:18, archived)
# I've always known colour tv
my parents must have been rich back then!!
But yes three channels, and they didn't start until the afternoon!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:22, archived)
# That was when a slap on the top of the set fixed most techincal issues.
We didn't have helpdesks back then to tell us to try rebooting it.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:35, archived)
# I can't read it :(
*is a bit colourblind*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:51, archived)

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