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# Street View censors Irish mooners
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(paginetics, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:52, archived)
# This takes the word "crudely" to whole new levels
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:55, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Yes where are the pubes?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:57, archived)
# i think the pubes, while important to the overall aesthetic, are less important than the cock to ball length ratio.
Get that wrong and it's barely recognisable.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:00, archived)
# So you're saying the above image is not accurate?
*phones GP*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:03, archived)
# pfft
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:11, archived)
# God that took me ages!
I thought you were doing some sort of freestyle Jackson Pollock jizz
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:15, archived)
# CDG's
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:18, archived)
# You realise you've now spent 10x longer on this pic than the OP?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:29, archived)
# I know...why did I bother?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:32, archived)
# * Goes to look for them
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:02, archived)
# FOUND THEM!



I also found this and think that every b3tan should enter
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:07, archived)
# thanks for that - I forwarded it to my 7yo daughter (via her mum)
she'll apply colouring pen to anything not moving fast enough to get away, including old people and pillar boxes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:25, archived)
[challenge entry] I downloaded the first one - who is that bloke in the middle?
(Uncanny)?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:37, archived)
# hehehe
there is no escape from this man
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:43, archived)
# unfortunately
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:51, archived)
#
OK, OK, so they have shaved their balls!
LOL
(paginetics, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:43, archived)
# Not original, most likely a very very poor imitation of the very funny tv go home
But I miss it...........



Click for bigger (156 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:32, archived)
# aaaaaand this is why I don't watch TV anymore
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:36, archived)
# same here
i still haven't replaced my tv from when we were burgled a few months back
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Same here
I piled some boxes in front of the TV temporarily while doing something else, then couldn't be arsed to move them again. I realised it's not as if there was anything I wanted to watch anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:01, archived)
# New show: 2 addicts, 1 needle (a fight to the death)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:41, archived)
# damn it
I'm going to do a bloody blog and make another one.... next week
with ideas I get from b3ta.......

Double plagiarism that way
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Spot on with Grand Designs there
have an ethicly sourced natural wood open plan living room on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Never much fancied living in a house
that looks like a company's reception.

I'd come downstairs in the morning and think I was attending an interview.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Loved TV Go Home, what ever happened to the author I wonder?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Somewhat ironically
He's become a talking-head tosspot spouting shit directly onto your living room carpet so that he can writhe around in the money earned from his fame.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:51, archived)
# ha that didn't escape me : )
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:52, archived)
# haha! why'd you delete your posts?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:00, archived)
# I'm having a numpty afternoon
been down the pub for 2 hours ......... shame there's not an undelete buttion really..

I meant to hit the edit button thingy, but even then still deleted it at the next page.......

God I need a drink
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:03, archived)
# I recommend you return to the pub asap
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:06, archived)
# Indeed I will
After the 2 hr commute home......... in the pub by 7:30
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:25, archived)
# With Konnie Huq
Can't fault his character arc, the boy done good.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:06, archived)
# No one gives a fuck
about little Konnie Huq......

phew that's better it's out my head now.
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:26, archived)
# What, no 'Grumpy Old B3tans'?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:57, archived)
# back in the day
before there were computers


Click for bigger (177 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:12, archived)
# before computers?
but thats got an Ant and Dec story on it!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:14, archived)
# well...er...before I had a computer
scalpels and Pritt stick, that was the limit of technology
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:35, archived)
# Hahaha
Win, Lose Or Airwolf :D
Was you?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:15, archived)
# Ah ITV regional variations.............
Why was the decent film always on in a different region
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Hahaha!!
Onion at Ten

This wins my prize of the day :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:49, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Oo oh! ... gonna Vom!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Leave 2008 karate baby alone!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:34, archived)
# That's horribly good.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Blimey. Top work!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:38, archived)
# That's spew to me !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Top puking action.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:35, archived)
# At this point I need help.
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(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:23, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:27, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Smoke da weeds.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:33, archived)
# In REAL LIFE I (for boring reasons I don't need to recount here)
I do actually have to hear this joke (or a close relation to it involving hoes) every frigging Sunday....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Do you share an allotment with a 14 year old boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:39, archived)
#
allotment dirty little secret
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:45, archived)
# haha - nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:28, archived)
# What a Ludacris suggestion!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:39, archived)
[challenge entry] EdWood
Photobucket
should've been quick and easy
but i'm a photoshop div, so it took forever and was a pain in the arse
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Would?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:13, archived)
# yeah
why not
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:20, archived)
# How much wood would Ed Wood wood, if Ed Wood would wood wood?
if Ed Wood would wood wood?:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:14, archived)
# i'm guessing 4, maybe 5 inches
measured underneath
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:23, archived)
# The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck.
According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow.
Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.
Some say it depends on three factors:
•The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.
•The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.
•The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Wood.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Ooo factual

*studies*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Burn the witch!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:16, archived)
#
Burn Bum
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry] It looked like a friendly handshake.
But we all knew it was a test of strength.

(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:59, archived)
# A more refined version
of the Dutch Rudder.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:05, archived)
# I'm not going to Urban Dictionary that at work...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:08, archived)
# I had to google that.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Dutch rudder?
*googles*

Oh my.....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:09, archived)
# How do you know of such things?... :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Just because I don't reply
doesn't mean I don't look at all those links you gaz me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Nice ploy...but I'm afraid it won't work...
...You're a perv!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:31, archived)
# This goes very well with
this soundtrack
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just pop this Pea Roast here
Thank you now!

... sick bucket?
(cheebatv, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:22, archived)
[challenge entry] When Ed met Barack...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
Also, scarily enough, I just got asked when a guest checked in, 'Are you riverghost from b3ta?'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:34, archived)
# ooh stalky!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:34, archived)
# oooh rapey!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:36, archived)
# the best of the 7 sociopathic dwarves
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Along with
Buggery, Sodomy, Japery, Infidelity, Masterbatory, Gary Glittery and Tena Ladery.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:45, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:52, archived)
# tena ladery?
is that a real sociopath?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:07, archived)
# We know who the real victims are
Society!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:15, archived)
# For some reason it's my fave word at the moment
even the wife has started using it to describe creepy looking people
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:53, archived)
# how did they know your secret identity?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Coz I'm Henry; the mild mannered janitor!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:42, archived)
# *cough* Penry
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Did you admit it?
Is the guest a fellow b3tan?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:37, archived)
# yeah a b3tard
tbh they did gaz me but I forgot.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:42, archived)
#
did gaz me responded to my personal ad in Tramp Rapers Monthly

;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:56, archived)
# I didn't do that
I was worried about offspring as it was a periodical.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:07, archived)
# you should just go with the flow
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Did you tell him you were Happytoast?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:38, archived)
# I'm Happytoast and so's my wife!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:43, archived)
# ^ This
(Happy Ghost : a soggy combination of river & toast, on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:00, archived)
#
^ that
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:03, archived)
# *dances*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Infantile equine-based humour at 4 on a Friday while waiting for beer tiem FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Shirley
at 4 on Friday afternoon it is already past Beer O'Clock?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:13, archived)
# ^ Joins in

That's a great sound track and even better when you open it in a new screen and watch this

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:09, archived)
# They're in perfect time! :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:15, archived)
#
argh!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:06, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:34, archived)
# been there aplenty
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Haha:D NSFW NSFW NSFW
(herman:D, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:35, archived)
# hehe
give that guy a haircut!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:35, archived)
# excellent
crikey I'm gonna have to do a sequel at this rate. All these new ones are just too good to let drift away on the b3ta ether...
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:36, archived)
# also
he looks a bit like that twonk from the BT adverts in this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Haha! he looks like he's been "caught in the act"....
Not sure what though.....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Pffft
^this
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Full diaper no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:04, archived)
# THIS IS ART!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 20:56, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:21, archived)
# haha yes!
click
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Well that was a bit odd.
I got half-way through shopping this yesterday with the exact same wording but didn't have time to finish. So it was a bit weird to see it here when I logged in :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:28, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Wanky wink.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:39, archived)
#
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:51, archived)
[challenge entry] David Miliband's wet dream....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:20, archived)
# very touching
:)
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Is he?
Are you talking from experience?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Captain, he is again touching all time my ass!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:29, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:31, archived)
# It will make him go blind

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:26, archived)
# EFPTOZ
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Yeah, I know...
I have to fill the line with something
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:33, archived)
# I understand.
EFPTOZ
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Stunning :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:27, archived)
# beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:29, archived)
# hahaha!
that is so strange
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Ooh marvellous Moley!
*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:32, archived)
# epic
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Oh very bloody good
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:35, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:36, archived)
# I like the other version...soooooooooooooooooooooo much more.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Fantastic!
10/10
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha! Rubbish!
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:15, archived)
# haha - it so fucking is!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:16, archived)
# I feel the need for seams..
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Go, go, go!
Run Ed over.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Dinosaur Hallucinations & Follow-Up Explanations

At first the truth that you perceive
may just in fact be make believe
as mind and eyes can be deceived…
when you’re on mushrooms.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:05, archived)
# hahaha
mushrooms - once and once only!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:06, archived)
# never done them myself
Twas always LSD when I were a lad.. christ I don't miss that stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:12, archived)
# me neither
I figured shrooms would be similar. however taking 100 of them on your first go is not to be advised.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Foolish boy!
one advantage of shrooms is you have some control over the dose

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:23, archived)
# bigger boys made me do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:29, archived)
# The last one is always the bad one.
Well, mine was. Do not want those doors in my head opened up again.

My bessy mate never really came back.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:56, archived)
# it can take a while :/
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:09, archived)
# They're a different beast entirely
But I ^this^ your last comment


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:17, archived)
# There not mushroom for any more text on that...

*FUNGUSLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:13, archived)
# any one know where I can get some?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Don't tell anyone, but here's a great place to find them.....
but here's a great place to find them.....maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=corpusty&sll=53.738051-3.951817&sspn=0.063560.09922&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Corpusty+Norwich+Norfolk+United+Kingdom&ll=52.8364961.161343&spn=0.0040570.006201&t=h&z=17

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:29, archived)
# That looks like a Fly Agaric location
rather than a Psilocybe location. Am I right?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:31, archived)
# There's a clearing in the woods, where cows and sheep can roam. Full of little nipple-headed psilocybes.
where cows and sheep can roam. Full of little nipple-headed psilocybes.Not seen any fly agarics.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:44, archived)
# I didn't think you got 'em in Norfolk
I live and learn.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Ah, that sounds right.
I was thinking you meant in the woods there. The Fly Agarics love beech woods.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:52, archived)
# My mates sister lives near there
and his wife
and his wifes sister
and her mum
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:31, archived)
# In fact you can count their relationships on the fingers of one hand
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:33, archived)
# 7, 8, 9
Oh yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:42, archived)
# awesomeness mate!
bit of a trek, but if you end up with a few too many, I'll treat you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:17, archived)
# 2 pints of beerpiss please
lots of froth :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:18, archived)
# *taps*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Ace. I want one.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Sorry...it's piss warm.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Wonderful sir!
As always!! *Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Have a drink on me!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Dicktap.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Good flow today.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Haha, pro.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:39, archived)
# a (really) old pearoast from me
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:33, archived)
# I blame the human.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Hahahaha! Lovely.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:23, archived)
# remindez me of
the sesame st typewriter

"nooo ne noo nanoooo, noo noo, piss in your tankard, nooo nee nooo"
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:34, archived)
# ......................................................................................................................................................................................................................o.k.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Is it that tiem already?????
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:56, archived)
# For me...always.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Are you allowed to go to the pub on a Friday when you have been off sick all week?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:13, archived)
# "allowed"?......................No!...REQUIRED!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Ooo thanks....
See you all laters!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Thats exactly what I';m going to do
although I was only off for two days
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Sylvia Syms etc /ac
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:38, archived)
# I'm sure the word 'American' is missing there
Also - I just spotted something. At 2:40 - 2:42 on this video - www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

See if you can spot it too without looking at the comments
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:04, archived)
# It's not Guinness...I know that!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha! Nice.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:22, archived)
# :/ ....... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Beer Time :D
(herman:D, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Hella Stella!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Spigot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:48, archived)
# No, I'm straight!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:03, archived)
# MiliRoman


Edit: Fixed the backwards shoes
(ca4nbe He had a mouse for dinner and a mole for desert, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:08, archived)
# His shoes are on the wrong feet.
Rain man.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:09, archived)
# FUCK
How have I managed that? I'd better get editing.
(ca4nbe He had a mouse for dinner and a mole for desert, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Too late, the Empire's gone. Save yourself.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:19, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Newsletter
Partially subbed by my wife - best known for her voice work on Buffy's Swearing Keyboard
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue448/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:03, archived)
# for what we are about to receive.........
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:04, archived)
#
*bends over*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:05, archived)
# *films*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:07, archived)
# lol
dirty bugger
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:08, archived)
# *performs*
£100 or I tell me social worker!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:09, archived)
# 'abducts'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:21, archived)
# DARN!
Hadn't prepped for that eventuality...

*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:29, archived)
# lol first link doesnt work
not the sponsored one the next one
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:06, archived)
# weird
fixed but might take a moment for site to update
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Or this one
www.8bitwood.com/8/t

*edit* or that one: snurl.com/xfuneral

WTF!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:14, archived)
# weird looks like some how somoene is deleting my snurls
time to move to a different URL shortener
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Sneaky!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:21, archived)
# the less paranoid thought is that
snurl have introduced some crap bit of spam checking software code that doesn't work properly and thinks I'm a spammer

either way - time to use something else
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:23, archived)
# I wondered that...
read that bit of blurb
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:28, archived)
# UPTHEARSE!
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:26, archived)
# UP T'HEARSE!
ROTTEN TWAT!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:29, archived)
# hurrah
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Ok, that asteroids bookmarklet
is genius.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:17, archived)
# XYLOPHONE BUGGERY!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:09, archived)
# that's my missus
and she wrote that line too. I'd stuck in xylo-cock which she thought was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:12, archived)
# I must say hers has more of a ring to it
Speaking of shit - hurrah! Shit-his-pants bloke made the newsletter.
I was too late to vote for him but I did a proper office-lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:16, archived)
# :)
One of my favourites from the swearboard
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Ah I missed the new icons!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Cybermon don't box im!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Liquid
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] He loves it.
(Cylon Bum Raider already knows how this will end, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:54, archived)
# i just saw this about a minute ago
down there VV
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Yup
Sorry about that. As I'm a mong I got it all a bit wrong entering it for the image challenge and so redid it.

I'll go hide in a cave for a while now.

(Cylon Bum Raider already knows how this will end, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Bad form fella
I'm getting away before the rape sticks come out
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:57, archived)
# ^seen this already
..and it wasn't funny the first time.
Second time round makes me want to kill people..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Its frustrating when nobody replies isnt it?
They always do for a repost though.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Interesting name you have chosen...
unzips...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] millipeado


from this story here = thegazette.com/2010/09/30/oregon-woman-who-failed-to-register-with-sex-offender-list-was-arrested-in-west-union/

(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:54, archived)
# And people wonder why most folks stereotype paedos NOT as victims of their impossible to be consensual sexuality,
but rather likely just rapey perverts due to being so feckin ugly no consenting adult would ever take 'em without a roofy!

*rests case*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:02, archived)
# I am going to hate myself for this


Ed is far more attractive.
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:03, archived)
# ....
linked sorry for raping yo bandwidth

Apologies for crap animation...but it had to be done.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:31, archived)
# not worth 500k, but she is the antichrist and no mistake ;)
edit. you could have optimised?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Racist/Bigot/Antichristist etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:35, archived)
# yer mum (where did the other reply go?)
*fetches pitchfork*
*lights torch*
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Not sure what happened there
Showed as 200 on my animator :(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:37, archived)
# they ask every contestant on that show what they aspire to be and 9 times out of 10 they say:
"i want to be a 2 star chef like Michel Roux".

Who the fuck wants to be a 2 michelin star chef?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Fred Goodyear
And Dave Continental both aspire to be Michelen grade chefs
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:39, archived)
# and pretty much any chef that's serious about their trade I would imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:52, archived)
# but it seems to me
all you need to do to get a Michelein star is make your food very very tiny, very very intricate and wank about it like it's a piece of art.

Give me a good pie and chips anyday
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:59, archived)
# You forgot the layer of jelly and calling everything syllabub
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:01, archived)
# i went to a michelin starred restaurant last year.
I had to get a packet of hula-hoops from the all night garage on the way home becasue i was still hungry.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Linky not workin
410 blah
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:38, archived)
# 410 is a new one on me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:39, archived)
#
remove the slash at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:39, archived)
# NOOB!
working now!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Yey!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Honestly tan
you show up once in a blue moon and break everything.

You never phone you never write

/my mother warned me about your sort blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Hahahaah
Love it!

Edit: Now I remember why too, because every time I post something, the phones go absolutely mental and I can't re-optimise my fuck ups \0/
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Link to "410 Gone" text

COMPO IT!

*It's as shit as Ed Milliband!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:40, archived)
# friday sillies
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Pffft
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Hahaha

Time to whip out this oldie

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:37, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:40, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:43, archived)
# HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
velly good
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry] I was going to post this down
here but it took me so long to make it, I am putting it up here now.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Erm, K...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:25, archived)
# I know, I know.... in my head I thought it was funny
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Well, as random as my original I guess
if nowt else.

TBH I'm swimming in uncharted seas on this compo, I neither know nor care about these chinless wonders and struggle to 'shop a funny...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Sugar puffs
or cheesey puffs?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:01, archived)
# *sniffs*
Definitely cheesy
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:05, archived)

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