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#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:49, archived)
# ooh
liddlebiddapolololitix
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:55, archived)
# needs more massively expensive skiing holiday
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:51, archived)
# hehe


their new boy isn't doing so well
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:53, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Damn you, Cable
If only you were in MvC3. DeadPool's missed his chance for some cool custom intros
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:16, archived)
# hahaha
clicked
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Yup, it's a Sellers market...
(twattybanjo, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Hahaha
Now do a Byers market ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Just post a picture of the current housing market!!!!!!
LOL!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Like this?


or is that the wrong type of current?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:38, archived)
# i thought that was a diagram of the Rapture
(sanguine badger spirits in the room tickle you like a sneaky prawn, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:54, archived)
# only the arrows will be saved
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:07, archived)
# After that, life will be pointless
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:23, archived)
# and everyone will be shafted
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 18:20, archived)
# hahaha
I am buying bernds!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:05, archived)
# My ex-girlfriend's father?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:12, archived)
# of course
what else?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:16, archived)
# leave princess margaret alone
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:14, archived)
# "Phonecall for you, Inspector!"
*attacks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Ace!
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:55, archived)
# I don't understand your image? Should i have another beer?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 18:02, archived)
# have 5 and hold this
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 18:12, archived)
# It looks like a cock. only smaller.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 18:25, archived)
# keep hold
it grows on you!
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 18:26, archived)
# The 3 squares get in the way,
But it looks like a lady kneeling down, doing something to a standing gentleman.
(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 19:28, archived)
# the stock market is bumming out!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 18:26, archived)
# Nice
I love how there is a single rogue Burt Kwouk in the corner.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 19:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:41, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:44, archived)
# why doesnt he just go in his cassock?
That's what JP II used to do. Towards the end anyway.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:49, archived)
# have another pic - BOGOF!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:52, archived)
# it's like wesley snipes celebrity puns
all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Is that me?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 20:33, archived)
# Satan Satan Satan Satan Satan Satan Satan Satan Satan Satan.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:03, archived)
# The guy with the case is Ben Elton
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:55, archived)
# just popeing off to the bogs eh?
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 18:23, archived)
# 'noon
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:00, archived)
# I mitre known!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Oh bless!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:09, archived)
# I bet it runs on cross plys.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Can you please stop it, its exhausting.
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:15, archived)
# I'm feeling quite sparky.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:34, archived)
# i don't get it and i feel fuelish
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Oil see if I can help.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Bought using Papal
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:25, archived)
# And then bummed in secret.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Haha
It removes all impurities!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:03, archived)
# haha
I just had my car sorted. It previously purred like a witch's familiar and as such had to be exorcised.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Hahah:D
(herman:D, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:15, archived)
# hahaha that's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Learn to Swim:D
(herman:D, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:14, archived)
# 6/10
needs more Rolf Harris's big toe
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:17, archived)
#
Oh Christ, he's gone all Welsh on me again!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:22, archived)
# doesn't everything?
Well, apart from Rolf's feet. They are already kind of, well, there in situ.

Edit: Except chocolate mousse. I'm not sure chocolate mousse needs that. I'm willing to be convinced otherwise, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:37, archived)
# try this
www.imdb.com/title/tt0103376/quotes
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:43, archived)
# ctrl+f toe (no results)
ctrl+f rolf (no results)

ctrl+f god dammit I need rolf's toe inside of me (no results)
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:45, archived)
# drat
try this one:

www.trevordempsey.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:47, archived)
# YO TREVOR
WHY AREN'T WEEKS 8 DAYS LONG? MONTHS COULD BE 32 DAYS AND COULD BE DIVIDED INTO HALVES AND QUARTERS.

WHY ARE THERE TWO SEXES? IT SEEMS SO INEFFICIENT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:49, archived)
#
ON THE OTHER HAND/FOOT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:48, archived)
# His toe-fungus is actually seen as a way of enhancing the flavour.
Tell me you wouldn't try it. TELL ME.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:44, archived)
# I read that as if you were saying it
in a Simon Quinlank voice...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Oh shit, I have a new series to download.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:52, archived)
# you're welcome...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Between this
and arse pennies (or arse $2 coins as the case may be over here), I have more than enough projects for 2011.

Thanks again!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Geo-Blocked!
darn it...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:06, archived)
# youtube won't help
if you can find upright citizens brigade ep4 season 1 then you may understand.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Me too, but my T*rr*nt isn't really going. 0.4% is not quick progress.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:02, archived)
#
's big & camel
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:00, archived)
# *Does the Shark el Shake*
See what I did there?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:24, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:46, archived)
# I loved these signs as a kid
I was always intrigued at what petting meant. I always wanted to find out.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Petting is a bit like bum sex
only gayer
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:07, archived)
# It's only gay if they're a priest.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:09, archived)
# does it involve pets?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:10, archived)
# only if they have large enough bums
or you have a adequate amount of Gaffa-Tape
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:31, archived)
# I have a roll right in front of me as it goes
here kitty kitty

edit: I also have a lock knife in front of me too. This doesn't look suspicious at all does it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:38, archived)
# No....
On very small pets, you may have to make a small incision and then Gaffa-Tape around the opening.

* Or so I have been told

EDIT: i have actually made myself feel a little bit ill now, oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:23, archived)
# in my local it said "heavy petting", so maybe normal petting was allowed...?
(hreqz, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:32, archived)
# yes
I remember this too. Perhaps they tightened up the petting rules
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:38, archived)
# That's because they're all fat chavs 'round your way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Pfffffffftttttttttttt.....
Coffee on screen moment

is now leaving the building and going for a
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Petting is a kind way of saying 'noncing', I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:02, archived)
# the chap in the pic certainly looks creepy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:10, archived)
# No sorry... That shop is far to subtle for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Is it?
Oh well, never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
*Click*
:D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:52, archived)
# oh wonderful
Up pops shark. Shark's great. He can do anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Leaving soon...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:12, archived)
# :)
Couldn't we have him 'leaving soon' instead?
I think the weight of public opinion would definitely be with you on that...

Edit: Cheers, Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Germination usually takes about 3 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:23, archived)
# That's not what the website says...
snipurl.com/1tq4aa
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:25, archived)
# oh Gods, please help me! I'm choking to death, you Bounder!
*chokes*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:28, archived)
# *offers glass of water*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:30, archived)
# thank you sir
*sips a bit then pours over Elephant to speed up the Germination process*


Ahh - that's better - your Parsnip Wallet will be ready by tea time
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:38, archived)
# I have no idea
what you are on about.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Well if you don't know and I don't know
and I don't know and you don't know

do YOU know?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:49, archived)
# I'll ask.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:51, archived)
# that's the second time today and it's only Wednesday
What will the next half of the series hold?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Gosh
It's a bit quiet here, innit, Ninj, me old China?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Shhhh!
Everyone's having a nap. Busy morning, don't ya know.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:36, archived)
# I did 4 images yesterday
I've worn myself out!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Err, just a bit!
;) Ssshhhhhh....
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:51, archived)
# I'd give it five minutes if I were you
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:03, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:10, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:39, archived)
#

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:25, archived)
# heehee
(hreqz, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:51, archived)
# :)
Hai Bela! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:12, archived)
# An friend and I once had rather marvellous, detailed conversation about how we would turn Battersea power station
into a single, enormous public toilet, to perform upon which would be awarded by lottery, and the paying public able to spectate.

I seem to remember it involved windswept views across the city, and the use of a high-powered sniper rifle available on request to be provided as entertainment for performers.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:13, archived)
# *spies investment opportunity*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Sound about right...
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:21, archived)
# hehehe...
Is this filum actually any good?
Not seen it...
Edit: The original filum, obviously :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Watching DVD of it this afternoon, I will report back.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Good man!
Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:22, archived)
# I enjoyed it.
It's done well, and the style is retro-Hitchcock, which works well. There's a couple of nice surprises, and Brussel Sprout-face is actually quite good - I'm coming to respeck him as an actore.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Ah, good so...
I shall acquire aforementioned cinematic representation forthwith.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:53, archived)
#


Click for bigger (177 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:41, archived)
# This poster is
clearly photoshopped - his eyes are open
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:43, archived)
# I liked Mel's old beard, it made him look like a cavalier.
(twattybanjo, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:28, archived)
# i think he looks more like a 1973 austin allegro.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:32, archived)
# he doesn't like them
too many brown ones
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:34, archived)
# and he doesn't like the font
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Because it might be for a game.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Alaska?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Terrible!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Response Sofa has been a little
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Well I won't take that sitting down!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Did you make her?
(twattybanjo, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Best of all the Led Zepplin songs.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:00, archived)
# How rare!
Do the eyebrows double as windscreen wipers?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:19, archived)
# oh that Rofl what will he do next

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Insensitive
That's what he is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:28, archived)
# hahaha
I knew it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:32, archived)
# i see him in a different light now
:(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:35, archived)
# hahaha
what a cunt..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Two sune
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Arizona?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:25, archived)
# yes rolf, it's a shit caricature of yourself with a kangaroo's body.
It always is.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:26, archived)
# zomg did you ever notice how a rolferoo is the same shape as great britain loooool
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:29, archived)
# what would he do if made to go and live back in australia?
his whole identity relies on being 'that australian guy'. but that wouldn't cut it there - he'd just be an old man with moderate painting and musical skills
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Are Aussies even aware of him?
also the Minogues, Jason Donovan, Dame Edna

c'mon Aussies - spill the beans!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:33, archived)
# i think they'd welcome him back with open arms.
they're crying out for wobble board experts and people who can make weird ploppy noises with their mouth.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:38, archived)
# I once met Rolf in a public swimming pool in north london village...
so that's enough about that...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 18:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Pfft...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Oh Ninj
....

would you just go and sit in the corner and have a think about what you've just done?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:37, archived)
# but no self touching :)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:38, archived)
# "ladies, this template is a forgery - there's no pubes"
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:38, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:46, archived)
# That is a most splendid Woo Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Hi Cockalorum!
Top woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Fantastic stuff
but watching it making me somewhat queasy :s
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Oh my stars that was a close thing in the Twenty20...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:54, archived)
# What's that noise?
Its Jean-Franรงois Millet turning in his grave!
(Mackeson_drinker, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:00, archived)
# What are you playing at?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:24, archived)
# cock lols
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Hahahaha

*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Have a click
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Works in progress...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:38, archived)
# "TO THE MOON - BUT NO FURTHER!"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:18, archived)
# lies!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:18, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:21, archived)
# This thread is now complete.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Making Boering jobs more interesting?




(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:29, archived)
# honk!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:32, archived)
# and parp to you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Vuvuzelas...
FAZZANDS ON EM!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:36, archived)
# PARRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPppppppppppppppppppp.............

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Silly!
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:40, archived)
# My Mum
Had a wonderful (if a little strange) saying if anyone had told her a fib or a far fetched story "Aye ,and I have heard ducks fart..... and louder!"
(Mackeson_drinker, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Bafana Bafana..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:03, archived)
# aaaaaahhhh!!!
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:23, archived)
# and the school kids today have no idea how hard those campaigns were
*tuts*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:33, archived)
# oooh time for a pearost
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 18:18, archived)
# Is it just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:46, archived)
# now you mention it...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:51, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:14, archived)
# yes
i think so.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:52, archived)
# haha :D
I thought so!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:59, archived)
# My hero!
Damn, Q4... That's gonna be in my head every time I see him now!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:55, archived)
# Buuz Loightyuur
haha he does a bit


also - as it's almost still topical, have this. I always sing this when I'm in there anyway. I'll never stop now

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:03, archived)
# I love that song!
Elvis Lookalike Crouching behind the Apple juice in Lidl - wasn't it by Anita Rogers and the Plimsoles? Or was hers a cover?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:07, archived)
# APELSAFT!
he only wants to be set free. The staff in there are a right bunch of clowns and jokers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:09, archived)
# I'm sorry - your reply made as much sense as mine
Please fill in this complaint form and return to The Mighty Nibus:


Yes
No

The cat was playing in the garden.


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:17, archived)
# silly bobs
The Elvis look-a-like is Gerry Rafferty. He looks forlornly thought the window of the Lidl store at the outside world begging for help to be set free from his prison. The staff just don't understand his requests.
We are all really in there with him.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:22, archived)
#
So he has juice to the left of him, and windows to the right?
Hang on, that reminds me of a song which I think really needs to be shopped ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:35, archived)
# No...

...therefore *click* Superb Q! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:12, archived)
# ^ Lilly Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:17, archived)
# I . . . CAN . . . Fry!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:26, archived)
# strangely tru!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:21, archived)
# He does
have a plentitude of chin...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:26, archived)
# I'd say John Prescott
looks more like Buzz Lightyear



Or maybe not
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:39, archived)
# after a stroke
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:40, archived)
# haha..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Sinise?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:09, archived)
# The one and only...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:30, archived)
# oooh!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:36, archived)
# as long as they don't clone him.
been listening to radio 2 this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:38, archived)
# Darn...
...found out! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:39, archived)
# I'm on day 2 of my enforced Public transport trek
So far it's costing me ยฃ11.30 per day

and that's if I forgo the 2 bus journeys from the Station in Leeds to the office - it's a 40 minute walk (or a 25 minute run/walk) and I'm knackered!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:41, archived)
# 'kin nora
imagine if you had to take public transport every day, it'd cost a fortune.

no joy with the car at all?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:42, archived)
# they couldn't really look at it last night
ยฃ58.50 per week on public transport to get to work - and that involves getting up at 5.45 to get the bus into town, plus a mile walk down the hill to catch the bus, then a mile back up when I get home

vs about ยฃ55 a fortnight in diesel

and they want to get us out of the car and onto Public transport??
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:50, archived)
# it's not likely gonna happen unless you live in london
or some other large metropolitan area that has large penalties for taking your car into town.

big rises in fares doesn't help either.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:52, archived)
# I know I haven't used the bus regularly since I was a kid, but when did bus fares go up to £2 for a 3 mile ride? into town
when I was at school, it was 25p (for a child) for a 5 mile journey from village to town
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:58, archived)
# Everyone moans about the public transport costs in London
but they are nothing compared to the rest of the country.
At my mum's it costs ยฃ2 for a journey I could walk in 15 mins
(i had to bus it cos mum was with me, and she's got a free bus pass so won't walk anywhere)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:01, archived)
# see, that's a waste
what's also a waste, is I got a jumpstart on the bus this morning, due to being impatient, and walked the first half a mile, before the bus turned up, and it still cost the same as it would had I waited in the shelter and read my book. But still, it was good exercise, even though I got soaked.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:09, archived)
# I had a 'friend of Jesus' on the tube this morning
so you lot can cut your winging
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:25, archived)
# did you tell him you were a seventh day pentacostal agnostic morman?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:00, archived)
# hahaha
Poor old Chesney? Great stuff Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:56, archived)
# Cheers Q!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Snowing in NJ... but at least our neighbour's car is happy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 6:48, archived)
# and you've shopped that?
Sorry, Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 7:08, archived)
# Cat faced car
Common in new guernsey.

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 7:11, archived)
# Awwww its car butt thinks it's cats
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 7:36, archived)
# happy car is happy
:)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 8:13, archived)
# WOO!
i expect this will go viral in japan as they love their expressive automobiles.

tru fax - they don't like the mini as it looks sad.*

*may or may not be 100% tru fax
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:37, archived)
# I think
this is my car!
(evil_twin, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:48, archived)
# is your car covered in snow?
and does it have a smiley face on it?

If so, this could be your car and you win the chance to dig it out and go ram-raiding in it for a whole day.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:00, archived)
# It's not.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:09, archived)
[challenge entry] compo is too hulkless
(maninthespoon, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 3:32, archived)
# this made me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 3:40, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 5:44, archived)
# Hahaha
That's top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 7:12, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 7:39, archived)
# Love it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:03, archived)
# This should win the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:31, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:54, archived)
# We have a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Argh!!!
pipped at teh post!

Curses and Black Pudding!

Nice compo entry btw :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 20:48, archived)
[challenge entry] It's boaring enough to be a job.
(beerMatt, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 1:58, archived)
# snakes or fake
(JoePesky, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 1:59, archived)
# imagine falling down those steps!
woooooooooooooooooooo
(hreqz, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 2:07, archived)
#
*Looks down*



*Splat*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 3:11, archived)
# *Looks up
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 7:56, archived)
# * well I thought it was funny
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Haha, now you've invented
Trouser Snakes and Ladders
(beerMatt, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:23, archived)
# It's at this stage in the holiday when I turn to the driver and ask:
"Do you think they've got a nice tea room somewhere here?"
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 2:19, archived)
# christ
www.flickr.com/photos/penelopesloom/2555486413/
(sanguine badger spirits in the room tickle you like a sneaky prawn, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 2:36, archived)
# Indeed, he's probably
at the other end, whichever way you go.
Gerry Rafferty might know.
(beerMatt, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 2:50, archived)
# Yeah, it's setting my vertigo off and I'm only looking at a picture of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 3:13, archived)
# chompy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 1:19, archived)
# CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA
CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 1:21, archived)
# haha
this is great
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 1:21, archived)
# This is like the boards on mumsnet converted into visuals and streamed live.
Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 1:27, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 1:35, archived)
# NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA
NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA
(JoePesky, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 1:37, archived)
# Hahaha
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 1:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 2:06, archived)
# Um....
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:09, archived)
# *steps in coolly*
*Cuts of Paranoiaman's ear*
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:11, archived)
# you'd be facing south in that representation then I take it?
(hreqz, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:15, archived)
# Your correctness....
is right !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:17, archived)
# lol
rear
(JoePesky, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 1:00, archived)
# i just heard this one
gerry rafferty is going to be buried with ronald mcdonald on the left and heath ledger on the right.

if my pc had arrived i'd have done the pic. ah well!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 1:16, archived)
# Don't feel too bad
there were at least 4 version posted on here already
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 1:22, archived)
# what is brown and sticky?
(JoePesky, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 1:44, archived)

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