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# BBC takes decisive action on Top Gear scandal.
(MalibuDonghonkey "Not unless round is funny.", Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:52, archived)
# bea arthur?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:53, archived)
# ok
who are you going to be?
(waxdart hello., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Top Greer!

I can't think of a more germane response.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:54, archived)
# beautiful
I see you've already pulled up a kitten and shopped a chair

can you just sign this "you'll never leave" form pls?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:55, archived)
# make sure he signs in real blood
the last batch signed in stage blood and are now using it as a loophole in the contract Rob is not best pleased!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:58, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Shopped pics only please
And what ^she said, decent new people are most welcome after the latest bunch
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:02, archived)
# i dont think griff rhys jones would agree to do this
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:03, archived)
# I for one would actually love to see this made.
"And now we review the pathetic penis-extension that belies the inherent inability of men to commit to anything more than their next sexual conquest, the Ferrari Testosterossa IV ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:05, archived)
# i'd love to see the stig trying to hump her leg
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:18, archived)
# The Female Automatic.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:14, archived)
# but does she know the offside rule ?
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:50, archived)
# These are all great it's going to be a tough decision in the end.
I'd do a logo myself but I know it wouldn't be a cat-scratch on what's already been produced.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:54, archived)
# You've paws for thought for long enough now, go on make one...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:01, archived)
[challenge entry] and the simple simple version
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:01, archived)
# ^this
With the cat picture to the right of it, flipped horizontally I think would be a winner :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:04, archived)
# really don't envy anyone having to choose one of these entries
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:08, archived)
[challenge entry] a golden oldie for all you country fans
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:36, archived)
# "Blue square, badly drawn cock"
I don't get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:39, archived)
# you're not a country fan, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:41, archived)
# I dislike two types of music...

Also I'd smash it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:45, archived)
# what a pair of cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:48, archived)
# They should be derogatory to themselves then.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:48, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:49, archived)
# or cunt each other
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:53, archived)
# This would be worth watching
Cunt of the Day - live on Sky
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:55, archived)
# i'd pay a subscription for that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Endless repeats I fear of these two
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:57, archived)
# They both remind me of Alan Partridge - only the real thing and not a comedy parody of middle-aged men in crisis.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:01, archived)
# I'm a middle aged man in crisis
leave it out love
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Is it's Talksports mission to sign up the biggest twats on the globe to work for them?
The level of debate on there is sub moronic now these two utter cnuts.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:49, archived)
# ^ all of this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Oh you
showing off your skills again like a bit showy show off.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:40, archived)
# with skills like this
i really shouldn't be showing off ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:41, archived)
# They are on par with mine
without a tablet.

(That's why I haven't posted a pic for yonks because my tablet pen was trampled to death).

Edit: Fuck. Sky News is showing people being nasty to dux and I am all upset now.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:44, archived)
# poor pen!
were you by any chance pissed when this happened?
EDIT: poor dux, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Nah
I have no idea how it happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:52, archived)
# trod on my new glasses when pissed
had to spend 6 weeks not being able to see :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Blue square next to a magenta u?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:45, archived)
# say what you see
or filename
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:52, archived)
# hAHAHa
That's the closest I've been all week!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Hotel U?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:45, archived)
# as long as u pay for the room
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:48, archived)
# *bemusedly adds to woefully short list of successful chat-up lines*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:53, archived)
# here's a tip
saying "you don't sweat much for a fat lass" never works.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:55, archived)
# O_O
I sincerely hope that's not something you've ever had personal experience with
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:14, archived)
# a few times, yes
one fella was pissed, so i let him get away with it. the others(about 3) got told to fuck off, except the cunt who was sneering at me and looking over to his friends to see if they were laughing.
lost my temper and broke his nose :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Good for you :)
He deserved it for saying anything like that
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:23, archived)
# maybe so
but i don't like resorting to violence
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Blue Swayed U's?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:46, archived)
# nah, not keen on elvis
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Ring of Fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:49, archived)
# i fell into one of those in france
it burnt my neck, i didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:51, archived)
# The green green grass of home?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:51, archived)
# now you're just being silly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Blue for you?
(Lord Chode, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Elvis?
Don't step on your blue squared Us?
(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:53, archived)
[challenge entry] We'll shine together..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:34, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:38, archived)
# not sure what's going on here
is that Rihannnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? What's my name?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:39, archived)
# The umberella chronicles
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:50, archived)
# I have spent my morning off watching this.

It was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Needed more Hawk The Slayer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:53, archived)
# ^this.
Eragon is a bag of wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:02, archived)
# It was just awful, although a few bits were unintentionally hilarious. Afterwards I watched Shutter Island which was better but predictable.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Hawk The Slayer's rubbish!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Get out!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Hawk the Skateboarder was better
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Who is the Ginger Cunt on the left?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Srs bznz
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:23, archived)
# ... obv
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Robert Carlyle, the famous internet cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Oh...
Is he the only who is married to Lily Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:33, archived)
# What is it with you people?
(spanishfly 2, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:38, archived)
# You're Paul_P aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Cor!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Yeah I get it
Eh eh eh, under my...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Today I haz mostly been...inspired to start my comic


Click for bigger cartoon boobs(133 kb)


(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Wow.
What is this comic about and where are copies available?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Its a superhero comic,
and i've just finished this to go inside the front cover as a character profile.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Well I for one would like to subscribe to your cartoon erotica
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Well I guess i could post it ala JollyJack
a few frames at a time, erm...every 2 or 3 months, the way its going at the mo.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:51, archived)
# ^ This - Please do this...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:31, archived)
# YOU WILL READ MY WEBCOMIC!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Luverly
if you want to go to print on a few hundred copies or more, don't use Lulu. They'll rip you off

I was researching options myself a few weeks ago and found this:
www.hoboes.com/Comics/Creators/Legacy/
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:14, archived)
# About Lulu,
in what way will they rip you off? Did you have a bad experience with them?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Why am I looking at a drawing of my wife?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Because she's left you and it's all you have to remember her by?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Oh...

* Fwaps
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Uh oh. I hope nothing sexy happens ...
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Deri Air
Capt. Turner Over and Stewardess, Betty Will

painting a few on the same theme
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:23, archived)
# that's a painting?
wow!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:41, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:42, archived)
# This needs more comments!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:49, archived)
# This ^
It's rather fabulous.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Good painting!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:05, archived)
# This is a lovely piece of work.
May I proffer a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Ace work!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Everybody loves
Burt Lancaster.
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:45, archived)
# battenburg dress!
...nearly
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Slight variation...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Nice Furry Font!
:)

Edit: Sorry Ninj - I was being flip, and shouldn't have been. This is really good; Class piece of work.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Yiffer
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Sesquipedalian
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Oh
thank god that wasn't a bad googling
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Antidisestablishmentarianist
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Tish JP...
...you're a gent,no mistake! :)
It's Mukokuseki Kitchen BTW :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Is that from Ikea?
or Poggenpohl?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D

www.dafont.com
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Ahhh, a drink from the furry font....
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:49, archived)
# good colours
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Looks a bit frightening
as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Scaredy-cat
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Ophidiophobic
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:03, archived)
# I'm just saying, is all.
I'd rather be trapped in a box of frogs than a box of cats.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:06, archived)
# ^this!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:10, archived)
# I ordered gel and what do you send me?....... FROGS
*writes to Anne Robinson*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Dude!
That's fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Bill
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:03, archived)
# onomatophobic
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Ted!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Cheers Ghostie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Plus it's the colour that everyone seems to like for the compo and I think is really well chosen.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:11, archived)
# pus it's the colour
i concur, blue eyes ftw
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Awesome!
It's a shame they can't change their logo everyday!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Ted
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Excellent!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Adventure
/I'll do it m'self, Geoff
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:08, archived)
# can't get the staff these days ;)
hope you're well fella
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:12, archived)
# hehe... quite so.
I'm good, thanks - all well with you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:26, archived)
# fair t'middlin' :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Are we married?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:17, archived)
# I didn't book that Travelodge for nowt, did I?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Cheers Archie!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:09, archived)
# *Air guitars*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Nicely!
Hello *waves*

I has daughter!!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:17, archived)
# About bloody time too
Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:19, archived)
# It actually happened a week ago Friday but I've not been online since...
Just jumped on a mate's PC for 5 minutes while dropping into work :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Congratulations Baz!!!
Well done to you and Mrs Headwound :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Congrats, Mr Headwound!!!!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Congrats :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:53, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Cheers 2
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:42, archived)
# nice one sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Thanks Queenie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Great Ninj
I prefer this background colour on the cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Ta Q!
:):)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Good job, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Thanks Cap'n!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:43, archived)
#

Film posters? Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:45, archived)
# I'd open up that idea to cover more than just political figures
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)
#
Good point.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:55, archived)
# duly clicked ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Weapons of Mind Distraction
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:53, archived)
# fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Please watch: a personal appeal from Harry Wales
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:55, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] 1, 2, 3 or 4?
1. 2.
3. 4.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Ooh you clever sausage you!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:29, archived)
# haha
ta sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:30, archived)
# *Likes very much*
Needs a tiny bit less 'domestic cat' though I feel
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Yeah, I know what you mean
I'll see what I can do boss ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:38, archived)
# :D
Now even more ace!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:46, archived)
# and we have a winner!

EDIT: I love the second one!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Second's my fav too
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:15, archived)
# I like this.
I shall therefore click *I like this*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Thanks JPG
I therefore clicked "Reply" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:46, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Cheers P69 :D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:47, archived)
# nice one.
there are a few that looks like domestic cats in the compo, which could lead to come confusion.

but the composition of your one is very clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Thanks Thor
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Splendid
Number 2or3 works much better.

I like the solidness of number 2

But then i like the swish of number 3

But which one is best, there's only one way to find out...


...cat fight!

On reflection, number 3 is the better, in my honest opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:10, archived)
# He's a bit good isn't he everyone?
very nice squire
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:55, archived)
# haha
cheers B4
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:20, archived)
# That's fricking ace!
*clcik*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Smoke me a kipper!
ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:15, archived)
# now you're just showing off
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:20, archived)
# heehee
I'll quit now, sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:16, archived)
# i love 'em
number 3 for me, or still number 1 from your other hands down winning entry.

edit/actually make that number 4 or 3 or 4 or 3 nah 4
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:24, archived)
# very nice
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:17, archived)
# That's really good!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Cheers Barbs
Do you have a favourite among them?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Win!
*cerleeeeek*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Yaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:19, archived)
# I like this because it's simple and effective which sells the logo purrrrfectly*
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Thank you Maiden
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:12, archived)
# i vote this to win
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Cheers Boss!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Definately No2 (the black panther one - incase you change them again)
The only CST post to get a click from me.......so far!

Edit. Might be worth joining the a to the t (as the c is joined to the a )
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Woah, a high honour
No more changing, the Black panther one is my own favourite, cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Number 3
because in number 2 the whole thing seems off-balance to the right, and also when the head is black I slightly want to try and read it as a fourth letter, which only leads to disappointment. Besides, a panther isn't really a thing, it's just a melanistic leopard, cougar or jaguar, which is why they're not on the list at the CST site.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:05, archived)
# This
It's a bit funny though as cats only curl their tales like that when they poo.
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Second one is perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:11, archived)
# I really
like the "t"s of the latter two, but prefer the slightly more domestivated head of the first.
An amalgam of those ideas would be my favourite.
(voodoo_economics, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 0:14, archived)
# lovely stuff
#2 for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:30, archived)
# I drew Peter Sissons
(__, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:20, archived)
# What Art college did you go to?


* Nija edited
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:22, archived)
# It's ironic.
Dur.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Silly Wobbly Bloke.
It's a drawing, not a collage.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:26, archived)
# OH FUCK YOU.
(__, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:26, archived)
# But, it's a drawing, not a college.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Pan fry Artichokes?
What madness is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Jerusalem Artichokes!
Sliced really thin, and then pan-fried with butter, garlic and flat-leaf parsley.

Nom Nom Nom.

Edit: see also: www.tastespotting.com/detail/96673/Pan-Fried-Artichokes-in-Lemon-Garlic-Brown-Butter
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Witchcraft!
*legs it*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:55, archived)
# It's not a collage, it's a drawing
(__, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Can I just say this is the best work I've seen all day.
Congratulations, Friz.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:30, archived)
#
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:41, archived)
# *makes that comment about underwear again*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:33, archived)
# She has a lovely fluffy arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:36, archived)
# JEEESUS CHRIST
'she's even got new tits'
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:42, archived)
# When Peter talks, everybody sissons!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Do you do requests?
I'd like to see Gordon Honeycombe!!.... naked.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:57, archived)
[challenge entry] 1st compo entry.
(MalibuDonghonkey "Not unless round is funny.", Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:06, archived)
# hahaha
superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Chaka Khan
Chaka Khan...
Cha Cha Chaka Khan...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Ha!
Next up... Tony Hawks' Stutter Rap?
(MalibuDonghonkey "Not unless round is funny.", Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:11, archived)
# I must say that this is a marked improvement on last Tuesday :D
and last Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Nice one, new person!
Welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:42, archived)
# I'm so sorry... or am I? To Bel-Air!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:04, archived)
# I knew I should never have said Fresh!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:06, archived)
# You know when you're doing something and you look at what you're doing and you have to wonder why you're doing it?

That's what I was thinking when I just did this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:30, archived)
# That's a high-effort bellend
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:51, archived)
# I know.
I sometimes wonder why I bother.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Looks just like a plum!
I must look away now.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:58, archived)
# ..as the actress said to the bishop.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Fresh!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)
# 'nings
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:37, archived)
# "do you smoke, paul"
ace :)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwe-smKtAqI
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Spiffing, what?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Haha
Ace teefs!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Chug on this!
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
A thing of beauty.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:41, archived)
# absolutely top-hole old bean

wotwot
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:42, archived)
# I say
this damn good shag is putting me in the mood for a damn good shag
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Pugfucker!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:57, archived)
# I've had worse
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:00, archived)
# :)
Bigger anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Meet Yoda's dog...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Jolly good show!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:57, archived)
# I say!
Smoking stains your teeth, what?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] shut up and dance

filename=de-ris
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Kate McCann
Best of all the "the more I think she did it the more I woulds".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:30, archived)
# haha you perv
oh shit, me too
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Silly Vagabond, it's Cassandra innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Oh Vag, you plonker!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:34, archived)
# I can't decide....
It's either Face/Off or Wild Hogs????
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Wake me up, before you go go!?
I can't do these.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Sorry. I left about 2:45 this morning... You were sound asleep...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Pulling A Sickie
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Smack my bitch up?
:O
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Mankini is the warmest place to hide.
(MalibuDonghonkey "Not unless round is funny.", Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Arf!
Nice tweet. Welcome to b3ta You may never leave...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Wilkommen aus B3a - du will night geleven.
My BiL got a mankini for Christmas. I have insisted that he sport it at Mrs V & my wedding this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Hello new person.
Please post more like this. Cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:31, archived)
# haha
shop a chair etc, welcome to b3ta
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Haha!
Welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:31, archived)
# haha gets my vote of approval welcome to b3ta shop us a kipper.
"Quick all get Olaf! - he's stealin' the herring!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Feesh!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:36, archived)
# To Bel-Air!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Impressive kung-fu.
Welcome to b3ta, TwitterGuy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:33, archived)
# have a woo!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:35, archived)
# :D
Nicely done new person.

Welcome! Sit on kitten and draw it's stool.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Great work Steve
:) Very Welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Stunning!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:53, archived)
# I made a cat cake for the winner of the CST logo competition. Is the judging soon, because I think it's going off....
because I think it's going off....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:05, archived)
# You didn't use a real cats head, did you?
Woo Looks lovely!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:06, archived)
# It's just an old cat I found, which I covered in icing. There's no real skill involved.
which I covered in icing. There's no real skill involved.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:08, archived)
# MMmm FRESHH!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Not for long....
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:12, archived)
# I think he may have done...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:10, archived)
# it looks 'special'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:11, archived)
# It does a bit
But I think it was a mid-bath or after-bath shot.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:16, archived)
# arf
nicely

I think.

Send it to mr Q4 Nobody, Nobody Towers, Q4 NBD
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:06, archived)
# I think Baldmonkey may be in with a shout...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:10, archived)
# oh I'd forgotten about that :)
noo' squire
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:15, archived)
# 'ello you, well?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:17, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Hahaha
I wish I had that address. Would love to live in Nobody Towers!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:52, archived)
# His name is Oscar isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:21, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:37, archived)
# A thing of Beauty
How did you inflate the eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Ready the hammers!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:39, archived)
# mmmm
looks tasty
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:39, archived)
# ^ This
* Although I can not quite see the udders?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:41, archived)
# It has your hair
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:52, archived)
# This is true
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:53, archived)
# very nicely done
*edit* is it me, or are the new CS5 icons utter pants?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Indeed they are.
Utter Pants Icon Design are very proud of their work, I'll have you know.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:03, archived)
# bet they charged a fortune as well
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:17, archived)
# *cough*
Lambie Nairn

*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:39, archived)
# It's where the money is
This piece of 'strategic marketplace repositioning' cost around 11 million, so I hear:
www.remortgage-tips.com/images/abbeynationaled.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:48, archived)
# ...and was binned within 12 months*
of rollout. Impressive.

*if memory serves
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:52, archived)
# oh yes - that was the worst rebrand ever - it was truly awful
and then they became Santander - so they rebranded again

I've been with the Abbey for 18 years now - it's a rubbish bank and is getting worse

they've just changed their charges now, so instead of being charged £6.18 a month for being overdrawn - I'll be charged a flat £10 -"just to make things clearer"

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Interesting use of the word 'clearer'.
When 'substantially more expensive' would be nearer the mark.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:00, archived)
# I'd go elsewhere if I hadn't got myself so securely tied to the money grabbing bastards
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:05, archived)
# 'Pillars of stability in these trying economic times', surely?
Yeah, right....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Yeah, bloody Lloyds TSB have just introduced something similar
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Well, it's not as if they are 80% + public owned and are paying out massive bonuses, or anything like that...
Sorry, what was that...?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:06, archived)
# I like the idea of being sent a text just before you go over your overdraft
but seriously - the "until 3pm overdraft amnesty" is a good idea

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:08, archived)
# I dunno, I usually already know I'm gonna go overdrawn
and there's usually nothing I can do about it, or I already would've...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:10, archived)
# To be fair, most of the fee was used to buy a CS5 licence
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Cheers!
CS5? I still use potatoshop7!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:04, archived)
# I only upgraded from 7 four months ago :)
My personal philosophy (apply this as you will to software, mobile phones, cars etc): IF IT DOES THE JOB, THEN YOU DON'T NEED A NEW ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:12, archived)
# but if your clients keep sending you artwork created in the very latest version
you have to keep up

(really only applies to InDesign and Illustrator)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Bloody .docx...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Yes, what the hell is that all about? I keep getting sent those, and .xlsx
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:19, archived)
# it is the utter filth
that is office 2007, a product so vile someone at microsoft should have executed the entire development team.
2003 worked ok, why fuck it up and make it unusable for everyone?
(prostheses, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:22, archived)
# This is Microsoft we're talking about
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:24, archived)
# ^ this with bells on.
Awful, awful program with no new functionality. Purely to make a quick buck. Uninstalled it from my new work laptop and put 2003 back on. I couldn't be arsed to wait to download the plugin for back-compatibility, so I just use Open Office to open them. I much prefer Open Office, just a shame so few people use it. It's free, FFS...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Ah, the special 'open, XML based file format'
that is completely proprietorial. Bless their little cotton socks.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:54, archived)
# The only reason I upgraded in the end
it didn't look very professional me asking people to back-save things all the time :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:18, archived)
# exactly
can you backsave please -we don't have CS5


er - can you backsave again please -I can't open CS4 docs...

Also now got Office 2011 - so the .docx .xlsx .pptx issues are a thing of the past
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:31, archived)
# TELL ME MORE, HU-MAN.
How so?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:44, archived)
# I don't have that problem
But now you say that it may become a problem next month :O
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Quite...
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:20, archived)
# What you just said!
Also the brushes list WTF!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:06, archived)
# It's also feckin' slow on my 32 bit NON Mac Pro
*edit* I've not used brushes yet as I keep forgetting I've got CS5 and defaulting to CS3 - WTF? I concur - they look like makeup brushes!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:14, archived)
# It's the 'Preset' menu!
It's horrible, just big samples, no simple size list like previous :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:32, archived)
#
CS5 icons CST Logos
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:44, archived)
# bet that tastes salty
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Phwooor...

*wrong order/blog

NING PRODGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Top shop sir!!
*Click* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:42, archived)
# WHy thank you Sah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:25, archived)
# well, hello there

EDIT: nicely shopped,sir
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Haha
I love that pose!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Oh, hai!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Has it been taking
Parrotsealtamol tablets ?
(Mackeson_drinker, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Why the long face?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:47, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:52, archived)
# WOW!
It's been a while since I got one of them!

Thanks all!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Top Shop.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Well that means the 6 hours I spent on it weren't entirely wasted!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:00, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Haha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Another one for PSFO
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Oh I'd forgotten all about that
EDIT: It looks like they've deleted my profile
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Yeah they did shut down a little while ago
So it's all started from fresh. You should still have the same log in though.

Edit: now I can't get it up!

You've got to go through the whole 3 posts in different comps to vote though :( If you look in the forum they give you the sources for a week in advance.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:18, archived)
# I don't have the time anymore
You may have noticed... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:11, archived)
# I know what you mean
With any luck I won't be around from next week, things have slowed right down the last couple of weeks!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Ahhh, you can't kill it, it looks so sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:22, archived)
# You should smell it's breath!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:24, archived)
# I don't care!
After I take it home, and before I cuddle it, I shall clean its teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:27, archived)
# I'm sure he'll love that
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:27, archived)
# DON'T SAY IT!
None of you say it!
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:42, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:15, archived)
# What is she riding?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:28, archived)
# ^ Wobbly Allen?
(spanishfly 2, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Leave me out of this!
and you have changed your name? It has two L's in it now?

* Checks profile - hang on, your an impostor!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:38, archived)
# What the hell's going on?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:45, archived)
# They're easily startled
but they'll be back, and in greater numbers
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:55, archived)
# What have you done to my eye!
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:15, archived)
# * Heads off to the bunker

* I have Jaffa biscuits!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:27, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:28, archived)
# OK...
biscuits cakes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:40, archived)
# You Bastards!
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Lily Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:49, archived)
# well done Barbie!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha... you loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:01, archived)
# That's brilliant.
Top shoppery.

:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Thank you Sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:08, archived)
# I especially like its Hitler hairstyle.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:43, archived)
# hitler?
(FAQ, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:10, archived)
# :D


It doesn't show up very well though :(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 8:39, archived)
# Great Shoppin!
The colour matching is perfect and I agree with the Hitler Horse comment.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 0:02, archived)
# Thank you!
& thanks all for your clicks!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 8:40, archived)
# Deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper...
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:03, archived)
# feesh!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:05, archived)
# we all live in a google submarine?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:42, archived)
# I Like Nuclear Bombs An' Killin' by Bob Dylan?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Na Na NUKLEAR ROKKET, by Wrathchild UK?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgYI9dHvEUE
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Or Stab It In The Eyes And Rip It's Face Off With Barbed Wire Gloves by The Mamas and Papas.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Awww,
One of my favourite 78s
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Is that a hamster cage?
'nings all!

Edit: Oh it's a trolley! What, are they doing google riverbed view now?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Jules Verne birthday shenanigans.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Had to get this out of my head


Don't post on /board very often, but misheard this lyric and had to do something about it.

(edit: Wow! thanks for the FP!)
(I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:55, archived)
# hahaha
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Calm down, Lionel, mate! What's your beef with me, eh?
*chops*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:02, archived)
# nice one
mine (Temptations to Temptation) seems to have gone down like a lead balloon...
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:02, archived)
# B3ta can be a harsh mistress.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Indeed
It's just odd when you think you have a great idea/horrible pun... make it... spend ages looking through several pages of previous entries to make sure that nobody else has already done it... post it... no reaction...
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Hehehehe
Hallal meat!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:12, archived)
# I've been alone with you outside my shop
And in my dreams I've chopped your meat a thousand times
I sometimes see you pass outside my door
Halal, is it meat you’re looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Next door to the Allah Snackbar
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 8:57, archived)
# Mundo Jazz
A comedy band 'Mundo Jazz' perform their cover version based on this quite often. They're very good live:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dltOw77T9sQ

Not my video - sounds a bit shoddy. Song starts about 1:30 in.
(catdevnull, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Kinda bin done...
www.absoluteradio.co.uk/djs_shows/shows/dave_gorman/features/pun_street_shops.html
But good job anyway.
(flip, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:35, archived)
# kinda bindun
www.b3ta.com/board/10329209

But the Halal bit made me spit coffee

well done on the FP :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:45, archived)
# Remember this
from 2008!

www.b3ta.com/board/8746311
(OwlofDoom is new around here... yes, he is, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:53, archived)
# The post at the bottom of that thread is fantastic.
www.b3ta.com/board/8751892
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 1:48, archived)
# I did
and thanks for finding the original.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:47, archived)
#
I literally laughed out loud. good job, sir.
(Avnas dosh!, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:12, archived)
# I'll just park this here (fnar fnar)
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:47, archived)
# Many Bothans died because they went into that bathroom without giving it a few minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:52, archived)
# Ian Botham's died?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:52, archived)
# Intestinal blockage
Too much fibre.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Our bowls can't withstand a deposit of that magnitude
/inevitable

EDIT: also, EXTRA-LONG HAN THUMB
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:20, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:00, archived)
# "If the shit's as fast as he's boasting,
we ought to do well".
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:11, archived)
# ha! it must be the captain's log
(admiral i know, let's not let facts get in the way of a shit joke)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:25, archived)
# He's had too much Admiral Ackbar Cereal
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:29, archived)

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