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# when in doubt,cdc
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:25, archived)
# You don't want to be on the receiving end of that...
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:26, archived)
# awwww man
that works so perfect :)
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Best tag team EVARRR!
:D
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Yesss!
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:35, archived)
# ^ Win
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:36, archived)
# :-)
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:29, archived)
# HA HA!
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 16:10, archived)
# hahahaha
best post + reply combination EVER !!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Haha :)
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:41, archived)
#
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#
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:47, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:47, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:48, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 13:22, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 13:22, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:35, archived)
#

(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:14, archived)
# First graphics pad drawing I ever did.
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:50, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 13:22, archived)
# *yikes!*
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Marshmallow Fluff!
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Magenta marshmallow cock
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Be afraid.....
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 10:39, archived)
# 'Ullo Brian...
It's a tough crowd in here tonight.
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 10:40, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 10:52, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:08, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Been a while...
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 9:58, archived)
# ouch
love that vid
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 10:47, archived)
# He now suffers from breech block cock.
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:41, archived)
# NING again...

Wait for it... Wait for it...

(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:00, archived)
# That jedi has a lot to answer for.
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Yeah, like, can he teach me how to do that.
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:00, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:53, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:58, archived)
# it has :D
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:51, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:59, archived)
# YES!
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 16:20, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 5:31, archived)
# Ning mofaha
It's a bit quite here this morning - is anyone about?
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 6:31, archived)
# on and off here
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 6:33, archived)
# I'm one of the night watch, I guess.
I can never think of anything to post, though.
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 7:04, archived)
# OK, so I wasn;t going to do this, but it has been 2 1/2 hours since I said that, so....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVA MENDES
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 7:16, archived)
# Has b3ta broken?
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 8:25, archived)
# It has gone to prepare a sea of coffee
industrial strength coffee.
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 8:30, archived)
# I have had about eight cups already...
I was on the Jaffa Cakes at 5:15...
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 9:27, archived)
# Not as far as I know.
I've just been cooking Bauernrosti, which my ungrateful kids refused to eat.
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 8:33, archived)
# How ungrateful

Tell them there are people in this world with no breakfast in the house who can't be arsed to go outside for a one minute walk to the market square where they sell all kinds of cheap, fresh food.
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 9:23, archived)
# Can you not hail a passer-by to obtain tasty snacks for you, for a small consideration?
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 10:15, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 10:39, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Nicely

Good morning /board!
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 9:08, archived)
# ning...
* I'm off to walk the dogs... I can't keep up with the thread rush!
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Haha
Going out to get my hair cut in ten minutes myself. There might even be breakfast.
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 9:28, archived)
# Your barbers does breakfast? Cool!
Do they still sell "Something for the weekend sir?"
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 9:32, archived)
# Only coffee, sadly

I think there would be a niche market for breakfast barbers
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 9:37, archived)
# A tutorial, OMG!!!!!1one


EDIT: smaller is better
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 4:17, archived)
# I am sure I have seen that before...
I was going to do an arts for Eva Mendes birthday today, but I can find any nice pictures of her.
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 4:50, archived)
# I have another one on my user page, but I did not invent the smiley.
I think a smaller mouth is better. But drawing it with a mouse was driving me crazy, so I actually drew it 12 times on paper, scanned in the best one, and traced it.
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 5:06, archived)
# Have a look at this...
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 5:24, archived)
# Tony Blair?
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 9:01, archived)
[challenge entry] there ya go
lego hand
btw, does anyone know if you can change the time from GMT to elsewhere on the board?
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:54, archived)
# haha
nicely.
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:59, archived)
# :D
i was going to do something else with it, but it occured to me that it would work for the compo
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 1:12, archived)
# It's bloody true.
I hated prying about the thin square pieces. Used my teeth in the end.
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 1:57, archived)
# ah, yeah! i'd forgotten alll about that.
they'd finally give and you'd scrape a piece of lego up your thumb nail and peal the skin to your knuckle
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 2:06, archived)
# Nicely!
I don't think it's possible to change from Ginger Mean Time (The Official Time of the b3ta Bunker), but at least it lets me know when I can phone my folks without having to work it out...
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 1:12, archived)
# you phone your folks?
i was reluctant to give my folks our phone number or address when we moved out here ;)
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 1:15, archived)
# They're too tight-fisted to phone me.
I phone them once a fortnight, then everyone's happy, especially the kids.
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 1:37, archived)
# i try and pretend it's always the middle of the night when they phone
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 2:08, archived)
# Enjoy while it lasts.
They'll work out the time difference in the end.
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 7:30, archived)
# Just a crappy toap.

Ris - www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011/03/05/3155931.htm
Took me a little while to find the right font.
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:18, archived)
# everybody talks about the bigots
won't somebody think of the littleots?
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:20, archived)
# sleepytime, y'all
g'night!
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:27, archived)
# In b3ta, no one can hear you sleep
(quiet, innit?)

Nart, clart.
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:29, archived)
# night
trust the voddies help!
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:34, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:35, archived)
# LOLITICS LOL
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:23, archived)
# Littlots
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:39, archived)
[challenge entry] 0_o
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:44, archived)
# This is an amusing and popular idea
(my polite way of saying bindun)

Woo! anyway.
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:30, archived)
# this is definitely:
a) pea
b) bindun
because I know I've already seen it but I just can't remember who by
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:32, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:59, archived)
# I will pretend that it is a choc-ice
and not a lego!

YUM!
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry] "Death to the....erm......fiddly bits"
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Thassa bit bloody good.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Oh my fecking ace
Hugs
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:01, archived)
# death to everyone
i don't fucking care any more
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:07, archived)
# pfffffffft!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:12, archived)
# Blimey - fastest frontpage EVAR!
Its chuffing ace, but it doesnt look that much like a lego hand (sorry)
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:14, archived)
# aceness :D
the internet monitoring cat also likes this
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:46, archived)
# Haha
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:40, archived)
# You're making it look easy now.
You are so bloody good.
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 1:59, archived)
# Oooh
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 7:53, archived)
# You're just too damn good sir!!
And we all love you for it, therefore I shall
be adding my *click*

:D
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 9:16, archived)
# Hahhahahahahahaha:DD
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry] "Get away from her, you bitch!"


Click for bigger (180 kb)


Made it myself a long time ago... Took a bit of doing to (a) dig it out and (b) to re-assemble the broken bits!

It was supposed to look a little like this:
metropolitician.blogs.com/scribblings_of_the_metrop/_ripley-powerloader.jpg

Anyway, two other views of the (fully posable!) model:
s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/54563/1299275512/Front.jpg
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/54563/1299275815/Side.jpg
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:08, archived)
# that's brilliant :)
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:10, archived)
# cheers prodj!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:15, archived)
# ha ha
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:11, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:15, archived)
# woo
and welcome back :)
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:12, archived)
# Cheers Ra'!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:16, archived)
# "Get away from her, you Bricks"!
/an awesome model, btw :)
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:12, archived)
# Le piss de minde
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:16, archived)
# ^ lol
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:16, archived)
# thankies, Archie!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:31, archived)
# : D
this is good ya.
: D
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:13, archived)
# mucho thankies!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Steve
!!! i've missed your wonderfulness *click*
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:14, archived)
# hehe, thanks F'!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Bay 12 please.
WYH!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:14, archived)
# "Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a minifig"?
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:15, archived)
# Aceness!
Its been a while since i saw one of those technic chappies too. They were great.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:15, archived)
# "Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses bricked, pal"!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:18, archived)
# I say say we pull it apart and build something else. It's the only way to be sure.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Awesome!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:19, archived)
# LET'S BLOOOOOCK!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Hahaha
Not bad for a.. hhhuman
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Oh yes.
Yes indeed.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Woo:D
Real Photo friday lego
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:27, archived)
# awesome
did you see the alien documentaries posted on links the other day?
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:38, archived)
# marvless effert
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:00, archived)
# i like this
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:07, archived)
# Wooo and welcome back mister
long time no see : )
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:07, archived)
# Stevie!!!!!!!!!!
I don't know what's best, your WOO pic or having
you back :) That is fantastic, how the devil are you mate?

*clicks*

:D
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 9:05, archived)
[challenge entry] .........................................................................................................Oh oh...
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:07, archived)
# ha
you succumbed
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:08, archived)
# I'm in between smokes.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:10, archived)
# i wish i had a big pile of weed now
i've only ever smoked resin, and i have an urge to get stoned on weed
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:15, archived)
# Yeah weed is great...
...It makes Fatcat more entertaining.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Yeah
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Haaaa Haaa!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:27, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Yay!
Fatty fatty fatty fattty.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:02, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 7:54, archived)
# 8D
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 9:06, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:52, archived)
# it's doing that only loading halfway thing
and i can only see the pic below when i go to reply

EDIT: better now
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:32, archived)
# It's been that kind of day... o/
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:37, archived)
# :D
HELLO FATCAT
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:49, archived)
# FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY FATCAT
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 21:48, archived)
# she has 4!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Ironically...
All 5 aren't big enough for that mastodon-like CDC.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:02, archived)
# 6 holes really.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Bottom line ('scuse the pun)
They're bloody wild, if only half an inch high.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:20, archived)
# fat bird
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Oh Herman you are obsessed.
With smut and Stella ;)
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:28, archived)
# spoilt for choice here Herman
::
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Quagmire was right
Except never mind 3rd hole, there's also a 4th, 5th and 6th!
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 9:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh it HAS bindun.
In any case, TehGo!

(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:57, archived)
# It had
but not as lully as this! Woo

www.b3ta.com/board/10351984 see not as lullyfull

(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:59, archived)
# It has?
Right, better change that. XD
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 21:01, archived)
# Ahh I see~
It's not terrible, but a bit... yeah... XD
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 21:07, archived)
# I like it :D
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 21:44, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
amazing :D
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Blocking all over the world!
(, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 1:51, archived)
# I always wondered what all those weird names actually meant...
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:35, archived)
# hahahahaha i'll take two groin sweats and a leaky penis please!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:38, archived)
# BIGGER!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:40, archived)
# cool vid! though to be fair it is under 100k, it just takes your eye out
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:43, archived)
# I actually quite like it
I guess the impact is lost if you wrap it up in html :)
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:48, archived)
# you really are shit
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:43, archived)
# Who pissed up your tree fiendy?
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 21:00, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:46, archived)
# hahahahaha
is that movie any good?
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:47, archived)
# yes..for agnus and the minions alone
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:49, archived)
# IT'S SO FLUFFEH!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 21:28, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:56, archived)
# Bindone
(Created 1st March)


(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 4:53, archived)
# Yep
Some good scripty bits and some lovely solid animation.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Both my girls
love the extra features.
Bapple!
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:25, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Haha
this has made me smile, and also cause the missus to look over and ask, "Why are you looking at lights?"
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:50, archived)
# .......o.k........
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:14, archived)
[challenge entry] "Your mother sucks cocks in Hull"
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:21, archived)
# hahahahahahahaahahahah
NSFL :D woo
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:23, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:24, archived)
# :D
First lol of the day...

*Wipes Carslberg from laptop*

*Clicks*
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:25, archived)
# I had Carlsberg earlier
I've switched to Beck's
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Oh dear lord
Thats excellent - especially the cheery face!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Twisted Sinister
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:33, archived)
# this is the kind of thing i aprove of.
the power of lego compels you!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Oh my giddy aunt
hahahahaha
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:43, archived)
# This is superb
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:51, archived)
# I just finshed reading a bed time story to my son, came back to B3ta
Now somebody is going to have to read me a bedtime story after this

there's no REAL monsters
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 21:09, archived)
# churning the ol' butter
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 21:16, archived)
# ha ha this is amazing
do you know what she did?
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 21:43, archived)
# happy condom dispenser
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 21:45, archived)
# oh yes
OOOh YeSSS!!!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Needs more pea soup.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:16, archived)
# "Your mother sucks cocks in Hull"
Most girls will for a bag of chips and a bottle of White Lightning
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Oh I hope this wins...
It's beautiful!
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:29, archived)
# the power of lego compels me
to click
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:39, archived)
# This is a winner!
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:51, archived)
# Oh God! Oh Jesus Christ!
Oh dear. Very well done.
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 2:00, archived)
# I'm a sucker for The Exorcist.
Clickage.
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Is that a deleted scene?
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 10:11, archived)
# good grief! these airline pilots are really getting good lately!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:16, archived)
# That reminds me
google maps Russell Square and hit satellite view
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:20, archived)
# That's pretty darn cool
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:22, archived)
# 0_0 whoa
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:23, archived)
# Nice :)
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:24, archived)
# Russell Square where?
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:24, archived)
# London.
Did you get a result for south Dublin too?
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:29, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:31, archived)
# Yes I did
And happy candle day!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:35, archived)
# There
on the stairs

A going a clippidy-cloppidy
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:32, archived)
# wow good find
rrrrrooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:32, archived)
# this is what I saw
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:39, archived)
# neeeeooowwwwwwwwwwwww
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:47, archived)
# the building the tail is on was the old edexcel building. i worked there 3 years when i first came to london
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Shopped only please
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:26, archived)
# woo! i must be getting better! that is shopped!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:30, archived)
# Hummingplane has no wheels
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:52, archived)
# "i know it looks like a cat, but it's a bomb! disarm that fucker NOW!"
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:58, archived)
# The best part of building stuff with legos...
...is destroying it later.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:09, archived)
# and building bigger stuff
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:16, archived)
# ...and destroying it.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:28, archived)
# IT'S THE CIIIIIRRCLE OF LEGOOOOOOO!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:34, archived)
# hahaha
I love you x
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:09, archived)
# (and i luv this)
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Nip it in the bud !
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:17, archived)
# Too late for that.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:21, archived)
# i was trying to work that head into a fatcat pic
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:17, archived)
# Ha ha...that made me laugh.
Switch his head with that one!... :D
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:24, archived)
# too lazy
do an epic fatcat vs giant lego man

DO iT!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:34, archived)
# too lazy...
...I'm real stoned...and it was hard enough to make this kitty pic.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:39, archived)
# hahahaha
i've never shopped stoned (i don't smoke), i'd imagine it's some fucking task.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:46, archived)
# it'll get you kicked out of tesco
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:47, archived)
# oh jesus christ
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:55, archived)
# ;)
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Or off Summerisle, yes
THAT'S what he should have done to get away!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:06, archived)
# A good example above...^
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:13, archived)
# 'has anyone seen my body' said custard?
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:19, archived)
# There's a pile of yellow legos at the bottom of the stairs... :'(
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:25, archived)
[challenge entry] "...one of us, you're one of us, you're one of..."
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:02, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:09, archived)
# Quality stuff there!
And oddly disturbing.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:10, archived)
# gooble gabble
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Oh I remember this movie!
It's been a while since I've seen it though.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:34, archived)
# they occasionally show it on TCM
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:37, archived)
# I'll have to keep my eye out
Or just get it on DVD... if it's out.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:43, archived)
# amazon have got it
for £4.47
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:47, archived)
# no idea
yet still wonderful :D
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:36, archived)
# Gooble Gobble
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:51, archived)
# O__o
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:55, archived)
# I was expecting a playmobil figure in there somewhere
still woo
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:21, archived)
# This is even better now that I've watched that clip again.
Excellent work :)
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:42, archived)
# ha ha
One of us...one of us....one of us...
: D awesome
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:21, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 9:15, archived)
# Looks like the Guardian art department were a little bored this afternoon...


Can you say DOUBLE BOOK GOATSE ACTION??!!?!1
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:59, archived)
# It's twice as important as the stuff going on in Libya
judging by the column inchage they're giving it.

On an unrelated note, not worth it's own thread- I never realised that the Cornish market town of Helston was the birthplace of the Klingon empire but... looking at the plaque (sp?) on the wall of the Angel hotel ......

(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:04, archived)
# why do you think klingons have pasty-heads?
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:05, archived)
# OH MY GOD
it all makes sense now!!!!!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:23, archived)
# many years ago
there were reports of seroius mutations caused by toxic chemicals found in cornish tin mines. the mine owners clubbed together and hired an insane scientist, who designed a rocket ship that would automatically home in on any other planet with a breathable atmosphere. the tin mine mutants were packed into the rocket ship, along with a sufficient supply of pasties, before being blasted off into space.
after travelling for 2 years, the rocket discovered a planet suitable for habitation. it landed and lo! the klingon homeworld was born!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:30, archived)
# If this looked anything like goatse you would STILL be doing it wrong.
So you get this:
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:07, archived)
# Racist.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:34, archived)
# i love this
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:16, archived)
# Is it BEER time :D
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:01, archived)
# silly herman!
everyone knows that klingons drink bitter!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Worf only drinks prune juice
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:15, archived)
# that's what he wants you to think
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:17, archived)
#
itter lood wine
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:37, archived)
# mmmmm
blood wine....
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:48, archived)
# i'm going to take it easy tonight
last saturday i woke up still feeling a bit pissed, went straight into the toilet to brush my teeth and fainted, almost desroyed the toilet by falling against it
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:04, archived)
# hahahaha
lightweight!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:08, archived)
# i don't understand it
i've never fainted before, and i only had my usual 8 cans, and i drank them even slower than usual, i think i was dehydrated.
whatever it was i don't want it to happen again, i ended up on the floor feeling like i got a dig from tyson, then must have blacked out again and came around while sitting against my bedroom wall.

great fun.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:11, archived)
# i've never passed out from booze
but i've "fallen asleep" quite a few times
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:15, archived)
# ^This
what was you drinking:D
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:11, archived)
# kaliber
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Can't we just go down the pub for a pint of Alec Guinness?
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:35, archived)
# bavaria is my cheap beer of choice :)
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:39, archived)
# that's because it's filthy pisswater
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:50, archived)
# pisswater :D
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:55, archived)
# the website declined to show this webpage
why am i pleased about that?
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:58, archived)
# hahhaha!
he wants them to see his rocky mountain oysters!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Hit refresh.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:32, archived)
# seen it now
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:43, archived)
# Gassy, overpriced wife-beater fuel
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:55, archived)
# still got some vodka left
might have that later. 3 glasses means a good night's sleep and no hangover.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:59, archived)
# na zdorovyeh
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:01, archived)
# job twoju mat :D
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:04, archived)
# ni thuigim
an miste leat labhairt nois moille?
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:07, archived)
# ha! got you!
i don't speak russian, i just know that one particular sweary phrase
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:08, archived)
# i'm fluent in two languages
english and shit talk.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:17, archived)
# i'm fluent in bullshit myself
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:20, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:00, archived)
# nice price
9 euros for 8 cans of bavaria here,
i could go to lidl and get some bass or excelsior for less than a euro a can, but i'd have to queue behind loads of people, fuck that.

EDIT: i found a can of karpackie in the fridge, i'll have that now :)
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:56, archived)
# the lidl near me
only ever has one till open. it's like the shopping mall from the original dawn of the dead in there.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:00, archived)
# they need a fucking express lane
also, my friend got asked for i.d. in there, he's twenty-fucking-six for christs sake

(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:03, archived)
# there's hardly ever anyone in there
as there's a bigger one less than a mile away
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:07, archived)
# I'm to tired for beer
I spent all afternoon screwing knobs
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Nearly..... very nearly

:D
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:05, archived)
# hahaha :)
My brother works in the right one, Citibank
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:06, archived)
# I used to work on a site quite close

Can't remember whicvh build though.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:10, archived)
# I have logged in just to woo this.
Woo!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:13, archived)
# You're not such an R.soul after all then....
;)

Cheers!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:16, archived)
# he looks more inscrutable in yours

(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:24, archived)
# wow
nice tagging
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:53, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Bipod
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:12, archived)
# i would have thought he would be enjoying the clean, crisp taste of monkey beer.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:08, archived)
# He's already off his kilter !
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:11, archived)

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