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# Dunno why I did this or what I should do with it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:41, archived)
# Thing's looking up !
Eye'm going to the eye Dr tomorrow . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:43, archived)
# Thought it was
Luke's hut from tatooine.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:44, archived)
# IT'S WINKING AT ME!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:58, archived)
# this is good, and deserves more replies*
do more like this :D

*that's better
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:00, archived)
# Poke it, see if it squints
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:02, archived)
# I was fishing in the desert, out by the old spindly tree, when all of a sudden..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Nice catch.
Did you get any watches while you were out there?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:06, archived)
# "Out, foul jelly" - clearly a victim of theater rather than fishing?
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:19, archived)
# I'd keep my eye on the horizon.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:28, archived)
# EyE:D
(herman:D, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 23:22, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun...


maybe not as badly as this.
(Haroldsacks alright once you get to know me, 'til then PissOff, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:17, archived)
# I know it's technically not a sitcom.
Viva la revolucion!
(Haroldsacks alright once you get to know me, 'til then PissOff, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:20, archived)
# Mocumentary?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Political broadcast
on behalf of the BNP
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Smooth....
(I helped save b3ta! DancesWithWeezils, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:59, archived)
# Johnson and Johnson lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:00, archived)
#
Johnson in Johnson
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:09, archived)
#
Masters & Johnson
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 23:05, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:00, archived)
# Haha
(herman:D, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:02, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:07, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Oh yes....
...after a break of 5 years or so I'm back.
(I helped save b3ta! DancesWithWeezils, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Where did you go?
what language did they speak there?
did you like the food?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:10, archived)
# ...and were there any entwives?*
*may contain radical tolkienism
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:21, archived)
# Ooh, just what I need for my problem ballbag :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:09, archived)
# hahahaha, how much of that is a real ad?
the big tube in to a small box is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:14, archived)
# Blimey....
...I really didn't notice that. I just stuck on the new tagline.
(I helped save b3ta! DancesWithWeezils, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:15, archived)
# hahahhhahahaah
hhahaha good spotting there Mr.Toast :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:17, archived)
# Straight after we were taught this, I went to the office and asked if I could change physics teacher
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:20, archived)
# There was friction between you?
*laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Ha!
I looked at that and wondered why there was a small hand with an upward pointing finger under the fist. Then I realised it was the mouse pointer. DOH!
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:45, archived)
# im sorry too
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:37, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:46, archived)
# oh look he's dreaming
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:32, archived)
# clicks lots
this is lully!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:34, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:06, archived)
# Oh, thanks for reminding me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:49, archived)
# blimey... have my version from 2004

click
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:37, archived)
# C'mon Barry!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:46, archived)
# I'm Wide Awake :D

(herman:D, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:52, archived)
#
(herman:D, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:58, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:01, archived)
# O PLS NO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:58, archived)
# christ!
that's fucked up
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Worming tablet time!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:10, archived)
# Ohh, I want one =)
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:24, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I just had a small pee
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:50, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:07, archived)
# AW
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:51, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:20, archived)
# Cat Napping
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:04, archived)
# hahaha
my cat was doing that with his hands while dreaming last night
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:06, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:25, archived)
# pffft!
another fine,,, etc,
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:29, archived)
# Oh my
I need a lie down ;)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 23:11, archived)
# More from my drunken re-castings...
This is from "Carry-On up the Crack of Doom"



Apologies...
(marky-MALFUNCTION, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:25, archived)
# hahaha!
top shoppery
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:27, archived)
# *fondles ring*
nyuk-yuk-yuk-yuk-yuk
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:28, archived)
# With Barbara Windsor as Galadriel
Hattie Jacques as Arwen, Charles Hawtrey as Aragorn...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:24, archived)
# now do Scunthorpe
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:26, archived)
# Debbie
does scunthorpe?
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:28, archived)
# IT'S SO BRACING!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:08, archived)
# it's a bit small
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:56, archived)
# Yes?
How many bits to small?
(recently-changed-my-name-into-the-one-who-has--recetly-changed-his name, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:57, archived)
# this is getting tedious now
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:03, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:07, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1118628
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:11, archived)
# I would have voted for that
WHY DO I ONLY GET TO VOTE FOR SHITTY COMPO SUGGESTIONS.

Can we just have our compo generated randomly? I feel like the people doing the voting are turds.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:24, archived)
# it's a great thought
but I expect it would dissolve into yet more Godzillas/nuclear meltdown/tsunami pics rather than anything cheerful.

We could always do it as a bandwagon/alt-compo though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:25, archived)
# been done
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:06, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:47, archived)
# you're all being very silly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Reese's Pieces
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Hurrah for Uncle Joe!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:14, archived)
# Ah you did the original! Did this for Chrismas. Hope you don't mind me stealing the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Hahaha
Now do Garibaldi and Garihairy.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:50, archived)
# That's excellent
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:50, archived)
# noooo
Arrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:28, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:50, archived)
# hahahah
Cuntbucket
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:59, archived)
# spazmo
haven't heard that one in a long while
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Hahaha
Viz circa 1985...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:09, archived)
#

Well, that provided a giggle!
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:15, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:46, archived)
# he he he... I like this...
Do you all see me get my tit out for you last night?
One of my friends said I wouldn't do it.
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:47, archived)
# oh fuck off
tedious unfunny comedy account.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:48, archived)
# In the second episode, i will flash two of them...
who knows what will happen in the third episode???
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Fully spread, gaping and wet?


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:22, archived)
# You make this look so easy....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha..
Out loud in the pub laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:45, archived)
# Who cares?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Well, that's not very nice, I thought you would like it.
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Like it!
I actually sicked in my mouth a little....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:51, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10364656
(herman:D, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Do sod off.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:58, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
This is fucking stupendous!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:29, archived)
# You should get some buzz-off
Works wonders with the mozzies round here.

Edit: She should....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:09, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:33, archived)
# no, i didn't watch it
i'm not one for doco's on slebs attempting to get more media attention.

i was watching paint dry on the other side.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:31, archived)
# I have no idea what I'm watching
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:48, archived)
# pointless on BBC2
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:50, archived)
# That's a programme title more suited to Watch +1
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:59, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:04, archived)
# It's too brown whatever it is...
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Behold. CDC Face. Problem ballbag?
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(TimWestwoodIsAPleb, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Zane Lowe?
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:38, archived)
# shit, I've inadvertently come to the wrong website!
*deletes image cache and history just in case*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:41, archived)
# radioactive raisin has a jack nicholson thing going on
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:42, archived)
# So how is 4chan these days?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:43, archived)
# No, that's great.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:43, archived)
# When B3ta and 4chan merge together.
In one word: no.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:43, archived)
# ^ Lily Allens' third nipple?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:45, archived)
# ^
(herman:D, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:46, archived)
# See above...
I am glad you enjoyed it..
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:48, archived)
# What's happening?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:45, archived)
# FP this...
...NOW!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:46, archived)
# bugger off back to 4chan
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:26, archived)
# 4 chan can fuck right off!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:01, archived)
# *awaits a "get" thread*
thank fuck the board doesn't show the post number
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:03, archived)
# >Problem Ballbag?
Not since I got some cream for it.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Image Challenge Vote Ahoy
This week's four contenders are:

One word challenge: Banks!
The Internet Olympics - what events would be included in an internet Olympics?
Make an awesome robot out of Photoshop
Rehabilitate a fallen celebrity's public image

Votey Click Machine:
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Internet Olympics!
I've no idea what it means, but it sounds awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:30, archived)
# I'm voting The Internet Olympics too
it's from this post:

The Internet Olympics
What events would be included in an internet olympics
(gaylord stinchcomb)

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1122852
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:39, archived)
# What, besides wanking?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:41, archived)
#
10000m SpeedTest
IPv6 Hurdles
SMTP Relay Race
DNS Wrestling

Am I on the right track?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Possibly
but I can't see how that can be made funny.

Awesome robots surely.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Hmm, that's a little bit 'geek'
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:11, archived)
# The 5mm 'Minimise'
*Coughs* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
Quite :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Internet Olympics cdc Throwing :D
(herman:D, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Ladies Beach Volleyball.
So no change there...

Yes, I know...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:45, archived)
# Whatever happened to Cunts in the Jungle?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:31, archived)
# ...is a great title for a sitcom!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:32, archived)
# With Christopher Walken as Charlie Sheen's father
and Legolas as the token gay jungle cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:33, archived)
# I'm changing my vote to this one
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:39, archived)
# your lack of cheese disturbs me
also your lack of dragons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Dragon cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:34, archived)
# you want to try milking a dragon, go for it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Sexy dragons!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:38, archived)
# dragon spunk smells of brimstone
or so i've heard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:40, archived)
# I would deny those rumours if I could
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:45, archived)
# but you can't, can you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Cheese Dragon?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:38, archived)
# if you like
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:40, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:00, archived)
#
Dragon Lion
or, Cheese Soup
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:23, archived)
# Cheese Dragon with tits
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:46, archived)
# why does it always have to be about tits with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Is there anything else?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:35, archived)
# yes
but not much
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Internet olympics
Has more too it than robots.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:34, archived)
# internet Olympics ?
(herman:D, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:36, archived)
# We had a robot compo before.
It was one of the best compos.

But I go for olympics.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:47, archived)
# It's Beer tiem, so I will have to be quick...
1. The Internet Olympics: This actually sound interesting and original

2. Banks: Was this not suggested last week?*

3. Make an awesome robot out of Photoshop: BINDUN

4. Rehabilitate celebrity's: We would only end up getting arrested like we did with The Artist Formally Known as a Total Tosser Prince

* Last week I said Banks: I think this should win (because the other three are shite), but that is not the case this week.


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Can someone explain
what internet olympics might entail?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:57, archived)
# This
www.b3ta.com/board/10364684
(herman:D, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:59, archived)
# The amount of times I've seen your purple cocky...
and it never gets old.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:24, archived)
# Banks.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Surely superheroes and supervillains
getting second jobs is far more awesome an idea than all of those.

(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:58, archived)
#
Robot! Robot! Robot!
Who doesn't love a robot?
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Dr Who isn't keen on them
Or Sarah Connor
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:23, archived)
# I voted for Olympics...
but on reflection the celebrity rehabilitation would have a lot of milage. Easy reference too.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:23, archived)
# it's be an entire fucking week of charlie sheen and mel gibson.
no thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:29, archived)
# WINNING
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:43, archived)
# looks like weve got shitty Internet Olympics
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:07, archived)
#
.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:23, archived)
# *glees*
woe and devastation through shakeage indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Too soon?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:24, archived)
# It's half past four.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:26, archived)
# I would have hoped for after 5.15
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:28, archived)
# That would be too soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:29, archived)
# see, that's what I thought...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:30, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Listing what has occured is not in bad taste.
I defend my comic!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Smash Monkey beat you
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:40, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
There's a frame missing involving share-prices, and another one with a volcano in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:30, archived)
# They're a bit out of luck aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:32, archived)
# I am Sarah Palin, and I Approve this message.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:45, archived)
# dont forget the snow.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:23, archived)
# :D
Things getting worse silliness:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W56GtCNYKUI
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:22, archived)
# Since when
was S&S topical?
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:54, archived)
# New Japanese flag?

(confused coyote is still searching for canned Road Runner since, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:21, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10364605
(herman:D, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:27, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10364344
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:33, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10364630
(herman:D, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:48, archived)
# OI CLAPTON, Play that Mandolin you funky bearded fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:06, archived)
#
You're not going to give up, are you...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:10, archived)
# if I'm right I should be 20 in the lead
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:17, archived)
# 5
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:33, archived)
# the stats are updated at night so it was 5 when I logged on
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:34, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/stats
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:38, archived)
# 404!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:40, archived)
# I know - there are some gems there
mine is the Bjork one

board stats quotes:

"my hovercraft is full of eels"
"Poor thing, must be freezing"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:41, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:47, archived)
# wonder how often it's updated?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:53, archived)
# and do sub-thread replies count?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:53, archived)
# cos I'm still registering as 25
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:53, archived)
# every night
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:53, archived)
# I have never seen anyone get so excited by the amount of life they have wasted by posting on here...
Also I am sure the stats used to be a lot higher?
I remember desperately trying to get out of the bottom 60 a few years ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:00, archived)
# why?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Because...
I have never seen anyone get so excited by the amount of life they have wasted by posting on here...

That's why
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:12, archived)
# i was asking why you were trying to get out of the bottom 60.
I think i preferred the days when people posted stuff they thought was funny and appreciative or funny comments rather than just chuntering on about how many posts theyve posted in the last 24 hours.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:20, archived)
# ^ This - I agree
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:02, archived)
# seriously?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:02, archived)
# STILL WOULD
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:00, archived)
# R to the I to the motherfuckin' S
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:11, archived)
# I spent Christmas in the house nextdoor to EC
trufax
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Oh I get it now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:14, archived)
# There were no mandolins present
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:16, archived)
# that you saw
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Well it was Christmas
they probably had satsumas or clementines instead
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:27, archived)
# tru fax
if you spraypaint Mandarins gold and hang them on the tree after a week they smell like donkey piss





^this is a lie
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:30, archived)
# There were donkeys present
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:05, archived)
# I don't have any clementines today
but I am about to eat an orange
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:56, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:05, archived)
# But it was a delicious orange!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Don't wait for me to get it.
It wont happen.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Clapton playing a mandolin
at christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Which perspective-matching algorithm did you use?
only messing
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:37, archived)
# How to speak sheep....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:05, archived)
# OHHHHH I get it
no Black sheep in middle england, that's what your saying isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:06, archived)
# erm is this racist?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:23, archived)
# I think so
it could just be political correctness gone MAD
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:25, archived)
# I don't think so

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:28, archived)
# what that it's political correctness or racist
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:31, archived)
# I don't see why it's either
so I assume there's some element to it that's going over my head.

Although in all honesty, I was only aping what you replied to Mushroom above for a bit of a daft laugh anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Beer tiem !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Marvelous! :D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Do you think this is clever?...... EWE BE THE JUDGE!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Is this Jim Bowen in a judges wig dressed as a sheep?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Your dreams may not always be pictorially represented on here,
but it looks like this time you've struck lucky!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Jim Bowen once tried to chat me up

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Was he successful?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:39, archived)
# He backed off when I turmed around and he discovered I wasn't a girl
As a result I had to resort to the roofies and rubber gloves.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Class move, well done that man.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Baa Baa Maah Baa Baa Wurr
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Please could you make something involving frogs Mr(s) atomic?
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:31, archived)
# This is all I got.

...

...

(mr)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:43, archived)
# The toad is great, thank you

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Too soon?

Thanks Nats..... I spent way too much time on this!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Yup. Too soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Not at all
(__, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Even if you found this it should win the compo!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:50, archived)
# not soon enough
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:53, archived)
# ^ nearly a week late
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:04, archived)
# can I put that on the tumblr, Friz?
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Oh, so you asked him
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Seriously, what gives, Cnutfkucker? Have you got me on ignore or what?
This is the second time I've tried to bring this up with you - I appreciate the credit and all, but I was unaware that I was making pictures for your tumblr site until I saw my work on there. If you'd have asked, I'd most likely have said "Sure, why not?" Now I'm a bit pissed off that you don't even have the fucking decency to own up or even acknowledge me.

Hello?

Anyone there...?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Whats the address?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:23, archived)
#
hulkhogan911.tumblr.com/

There are a bunch of b3tans' pics on there - how many he asked to use, I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Fucker I know I wasn't asked
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:26, archived)
#
Thieving Cnutfkucker
[edit] Gaz much appreciated, Arbuthnot.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Double fucker 2 pictures on there
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Oh no!
Pictures you posted on one public messageboard are being posted on another public messageboard with your name underneath!
(Neville Squamous, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:40, archived)
# nice to see you came out of lurk mode to post that, well done you
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Another lurker says
He kind of has a point though. (I am aware of the picture etiquette around here though) Back in the old days they used to all end up in Zoo or Nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Handwash only
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha... I was thinking that the other day...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:13, archived)
# 4291?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Fantastic!
*clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:32, archived)
# ooh thank you sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:34, archived)
# lead balloon anyone?

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Well, I liked it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:37, archived)
# thankee sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Sorry I was distracted briefly by actual work.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:41, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Wasn't actually a fan of that particular Jack Dee show.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Hello popular tumbleweeds!

I was looking to use these the other day ........................................................................................but couldn't find the fuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:24, archived)
# I once spent more than an hour in the Arizona desert trying to get some tumble weeds to tumble across the road
Would the tumble for me?

Would they fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:27, archived)
# If this had boxes to be ticked...
...every one would be ticked.

*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:38, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Burtons?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:40, archived)
# McVities?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:54, archived)
# oooh good plan
off to the shop....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:03, archived)
# "We don't believes it!"
Very good and fitting that a "Bilbo" created it! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:10, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:21, archived)
# top shop!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:28, archived)
# nice one billy bob
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:43, archived)
# 4291!
Hehe. Fantastic work bobs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:01, archived)
# And I like this, too!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Tricksy hobbits!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 3:08, archived)
# i dont know who this is
but its amazingly shopped especially the lighting.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:54, archived)

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