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# I don't care if you don't like my font or if it's too brown
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:35, archived)
# the fonts shit and its too brown
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:40, archived)
# _ <-- IS THAT FUCKING BIG ENOUGH FOR YOU
Game over man game over
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:42, archived)
# hahahah does anyone have the original thread for this?
I remember it happening, but I am the forgetful sort
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:46, archived)
# searchy thing is in my sig
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:48, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:50, archived)
# Snap!
www.b3ta.com/board/7663181

Very nice little search thing there. Well done.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Heh
I though you meant this one: b3ta.com/board/7663240

/edit: oh, I only just noticed that is a part of the thread above
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:09, archived)
# Yo Toasty!
How goes it, sir?
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:50, archived)
# hello fella, ok
still not properly employed, but struggling on :)
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Not properly employed? O_o
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:00, archived)
# haven't been since end of Feb
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Sorry Toasty, I had no idea... :(
I've not been on here that much, and I've not seen anything on lamebook either...

Are you freestyling for a living at the moment then?
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:35, archived)
# sort of yes
a bit of this and that, doing wonders for my waistline :D
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 19:37, archived)
# Having it off for a living.
It's the oldest of all professions.
And still relatively lucrative.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:02, archived)
# for you maybe
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:08, archived)
# Well, I was fortunate enough to keep my looks.
And the immense beard has a certain specialist appeal.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:27, archived)
# 'lo bloke
Y'alreet?
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:10, archived)
# Kinda, yeah.
Listening to Stereolab's "Switched On vol 2: Refried Ectoplasm", which is enough to make anyone alreet ;)
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Try a bit of Slipknot, that'll cheer you right up :)
Other bands are available. Results may vary
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:33, archived)
#
Oh, come oooonnnnnnn .
Slipknot are for children.
If I really must have metal, I'll have Slayer if I'm lively, and Sunn O))) if I'm not.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Slipknot IS for children, surely?
Also: no they ain't. The last album was ace...

*dons flameproof suit*
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:44, archived)
#
*squirts high-octane acid jet*
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:48, archived)
# Listen dude, we've got to stop.
Don & Squirt came round last week, they're really pissed off that we keep using their stuff.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:50, archived)
# hahaha!
OK, truce? For the time being?
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:54, archived)
# Oh alright then.
*offers Laurel, and hardy handshake*
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 19:16, archived)
#
*accepts, gladly*
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 19:31, archived)
# Slipknot cheers me up!
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:14, archived)
# ^ What she said
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:03, archived)
# That's nice!
But you really need to clean up your room, young man
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:14, archived)
# nice font
and it looks like someone dragged their arse on that carpet
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 19:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Hopper Scotch
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:27, archived)
# =) This needs to be a national sport
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:36, archived)
# If it's too late for the olympics . . . play it in the parking lot !
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:45, archived)
# I'm only playing if I get a swallow every turn.
Then I just won't care if I lose.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Now you're on to some*hic*thing !
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:53, archived)
# *plays*
*falls*
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Drink the Scotch and try again !
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:52, archived)
# That is why
I fell!
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:56, archived)
# In that case . . . you WIN !
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:01, archived)
# The prize is
MORE BOOZE.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:11, archived)
# \o/
*falls again*
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:11, archived)
# I believe I've played this too many times
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:15, archived)
# You must be really good at it !
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:23, archived)
# I must be!
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:41, archived)
# hop, have a skotch, hop, have a scotch, hop, have a skotch, hop, have a scotch, hop, have a skotch, hop, have a scotch, ....
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:45, archived)
# Professional advice !
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:47, archived)
# I'm feeling Grizzly...
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:07, archived)
# hahaha
nicely :D
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Cheers darlin'
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:10, archived)
# What does Grizzly have to say about that?
Top hole, sir!
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:09, archived)
# He's busy in the woods
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Him and the Pope should just get a room already
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:12, archived)
# nice font but not brown enough
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Ooof game over man, game over.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:11, archived)
# TOO BROWN!
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Simple yet lovely!
Top stuff!!
*click*

:D
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:14, archived)
# :D
Ace!
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Grrrrrrrrrrreat Bearings !
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:46, archived)
# But.....
...what about the Koalas?
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Bipolar?
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:55, archived)
# they don't care
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:07, archived)
# It's a bit of a grey area
though I think they may not actually be bears. ;)
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Pffffft...now do the same for Immortal
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Racialist
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:37, archived)
# Hybrids
There exists a hybrid of the grizzly bear and the polar bear depending on which fucked which they are either a pizzly bear (male polar) or a grolar (male grizzly)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizzly

Here endeth today's lesson
(, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Hmmmm
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Love what you've done with the aspect ratio.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:06, archived)
#
Made him look taller per chance?
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:19, archived)
# *sigh*
I wish he would bugger off to BBC America.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:10, archived)
# I like him,
well worth 2gazillion pounds of licence fee. If you don't like him you're homophobic and probably gay!
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:38, archived)
# yay, classic books
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:07, archived)
# I read that a few years back, didn't understand a lot
still wondering why I even tried
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:41, archived)
#

Have the summer holidays started? There's a park across the road from where I live and I can't play on the swings because there's damn kids on them.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:55, archived)
# The nerve of some people.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:56, archived)
# kill them
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:57, archived)
# I can't do that anymore.
You can only build a patio so large....
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:01, archived)
# it's an "observation platform" officer
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:11, archived)
# I don't get it
are they still playing that minecraft game?
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:03, archived)
# never mind
already wanking myself daft over line-drawings of anatomically-impossible woman/animal hybrid things
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:04, archived)
# I can smell the friction burns from here
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:25, archived)
# like a boy scout without any matches
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Yes.
And they're trying to make contact with the people that crashed on the other side of the island.....
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:05, archived)
# ah
now it all makes sense
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:06, archived)
# And the Polar Bear does what again exactly?
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Charges balloons rubbed against it with electricity.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:08, archived)
# How very obliging.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Have we had a polar bear with tits yet?
I find it hard to work out what animals everything is.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:39, archived)
# I don't think so.
Yet we've had whales. Amazing.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:46, archived)
# on stilts, no less!
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Marvellous.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:07, archived)
# that
that's upsetting
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 20:19, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 20:57, archived)
# My Minecraft doesn't have furries in it.
*sadface*
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:14, archived)
# what gloriously pink nipples
; D
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Tell them hobos had sex on them
That might scare them off.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:12, archived)
# hidden links in that sentence
may give the wrong impression...
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:23, archived)
# I hope nothing sexy happens!
NING JJ!
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:37, archived)
# freckly fox tits batman!
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Last one...
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:48, archived)
# haha!
Classy. Plus a fox on a spacehopper would be funny too.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry] you only need to ask....

*edit - suppose I should enter it in to the challenge
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Oh God yes!
This wins everything!
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:54, archived)
# brilliant
I just knew someone must have done it. Top work toasty.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Compo over
this wins
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:56, archived)
# I thought my several hour effort of a kitten in space had a chance
but it would seem a bouncing penis is far superior
always pipped at the post :(
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Look again...
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:08, archived)
# how bizarre
if I look again will it be something else?
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:12, archived)
# This IS b3ta
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Seconded.
Magnifico! Bravo Happy Toast! Git :/
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Superb Toastie!!
:D
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Ha! Winnah!
Can't...stop...watching...the...little...fella.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Magic!
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Brilliant! :D
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:35, archived)
# Whee
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:40, archived)
# one thousand wins
for this :)
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 20:44, archived)
# wonderful
for fox's sake. The legs, the legs...
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Beautiful.
You clever sausage!
:D
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 23:27, archived)
# It's nice
but It's not a hen
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:06, archived)
# sorry
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Nice pornstar hopper!
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Chopper Say's
Harden The Fuck Up!
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:14, archived)
# Probably bindun to death but it's my first attempt at a post and I don't care.

...and she won't do it again
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:27, archived)
# ^ Ce besoin de plus d'aimants
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Perdant
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Shoo!
Go away!
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Looks like you had to tell her twice
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:29, archived)
# No, no Wanker! Not the face!
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:30, archived)
# This is a better read...
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:31, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:37, archived)
# 4.5/10
nees more buffykkake
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:32, archived)
# She needs a better
sports bra
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] I feel the need. The need to bounce.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:53, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:54, archived)
# I have always
loved this one.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:54, archived)
# nice to see the hopper
taking Tom back to his original teeth :D
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:09, archived)
# hahahahaah
hilarious
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:12, archived)
# This is good.
*click*
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:24, archived)
# So we were having this conversation about irony, and I had this idea


Which I'm sure you'll agree is ironic.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Hahaaha
Nope ;)
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:23, archived)
# if it's his day off
why are the magnets still sticking to him?

Also: Woo :D
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:33, archived)
# No, it's ironous
Ferric Bueller would be ironic.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Day of the Magnets
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Terminator 6
Rise of the Magnets
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:43, archived)
# The Magnets of Navarone
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:43, archived)
# A Magnet too Far
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Magnet Flew over the Magnet's Nest
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:43, archived)
# fucking shitty magnets
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Magnets magnets magnets
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Magnets magnets magnets 2: More Magnets
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:54, archived)
# steel magnoliets
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Magnet P I
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Magnet and Me
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Fried Green Magnets at the Whistle Stop Cafe
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Saving Private Magnet
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Withnail and I: A Magnet's tale
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Ah yes. The whole magnet thing...
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Hahahah oh fuck
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Steel Magnets
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:55, archived)
# E.T. The Extra Magnet
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:55, archived)
# reallol :D
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Everything you wanted to know about magnets but were too afraid to ask
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:55, archived)
# M*A*G*N*E*T*S
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Fucking Bueller.
How does he wo- oh wait, he doesn't.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha! Just spotted yours after posting this:
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:13, archived)
# The magnet arter
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:01, archived)
# The Magnet that went to Ireland and accidentally killed two people with his car
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:04, archived)
# but ended up with a paltry fine of $175 because he's a famous actor and all that
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:14, archived)
# any relation to the magnet that ended up killing another magnet and two asian baby magnets with a helicopter?
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:18, archived)
# nope, but
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Everything you wanted to know about Magnets but were too afraid to ask.
Edit: Gah! too slow.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:10, archived)
# A Fistful of Magnets,
For a Few Magnets More,
and The Good, The Bad, and the Repulsive!
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Fucking magnets, how do they work?
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:12, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:23, archived)
# The man who walked up a hill and came down a magnet
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Mes nuits sont plus belles que vos aimants
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Gagnant!
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Bonnie and Magnet
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:19, archived)
# The Magnet Who Fell To Earth
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Fatal Attraction
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Last Magnet in Paris
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:23, archived)
# The Godmagnet
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:23, archived)
# The Magnets Christmas Carol
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Magnet Attraction
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Sex, Magnets and Videotape
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:26, archived)
# = blank video
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:29, archived)
# with all spunk on it
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:31, archived)
# & wipe your magnet on the curtains
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Debbie Does Magnets
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Magnet
in my pants
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:31, archived)
# The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Magnet
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Magnets Inc.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Harry Potter and The Big Fat Fucking Shitty Magnets.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Chitty, Magnets, Magnets, Magnets
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Magnet : Impossible
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:46, archived)
# The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Magnet Dimension
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Midnight on the Magnet Express
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:19, archived)
# There's something about Magnets
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:20, archived)
# The Lost Boys
"Magnets, Michael. You're eating magnets. How do they taste?"
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:37, archived)
# Thats no moon
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:53, archived)
# good work there
you'd think with your IT skills stuff like this would be easy ;D
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Nope
No it isn't
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:54, archived)
# whoopsadaisy.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Has this post gained independence from the previous one?
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:59, archived)
# It's some kind of Basque separatist subject line...
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:28, archived)
# That's no pic!
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Henry will save the day!


* Thanks to maiden for the source...

(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:09, archived)
# i miss henry
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:28, archived)
# 4EVA IN ARE HARTZ
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Has he died????
When, Where, How!!!

and more to the point, who the fuck is he???
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:07, archived)
# it's like the meaning of life..
who knows?
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Does anyone know who he is???
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:37, archived)
#

(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Hell yes it is!
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:24, archived)
# I was about to comment
that it was odd that I could see the image if I clicked on image challenge but not here... then I scrolled down a bit.. problem answered.

You failed.. but your picture is still very clickable. so have a wo and a ya. :P

EDIT: Oooooh delicious tasty ironies. Nom Nom Nom.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:36, archived)
# I'm sure you meant to post this in response to the OP.
Metafail
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:37, archived)
# yes but I got my fill of the tasty irony so I care not :)
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:40, archived)
# It would appear to be irony day today.
Which may or may not be ironic.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:41, archived)
# I'm not sure about irony
but my speakers are sounding a bit tinny
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:44, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Oh man.
Oh, man.

Oh I so love that gif.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Where is this sliced from?
I would like to feast on context!
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:58, archived)
# I'm sorry, I really don't know
Archie (if he's around) will though...
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Long Kiss Goodnight, I think
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Don't think so...
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:37, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:56, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:39, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:33, archived)
# I love her
who is she?
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Just someone I know.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Hahaha ace!
Although I am now wondering a) how bloomin' ENORMOUS is that window in space that's reflecting off the space hopper, and more importantly b) onto what does it open?
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:56, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Well, the odds are at least one person down there is having a "shuffle" at that moment....
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:06, archived)
# with both hands as well.
it's time like this I am thankful for a well trained nose.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:46, archived)
# obviously you don't have the starwars encyclopedias
it's the square moon of Glythenthraal
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Whut?
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:40, archived)
# damn you wikis!
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:48, archived)
# "....The DeathStar is protected by a Spacehopper, bounced there from the nearby forest moon of Endor. This SpaceHopper, must be deflated, before any attack can be attempted!"
excellent :D
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:16, archived)
# En route to Jupiter, Dave Bowman makes a terrible discovery.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Marvellous!
Though I'd've spelled it "TSARS" for the full anagrammatic lolz...
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Ninja edit!!
ta for the tip.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Yay!
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:00, archived)
# *SLAPS*
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:36, archived)
# *SLAPS*
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:43, archived)
# *TSLAPS*
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:46, archived)
# *SPLATS*
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:48, archived)
# *PATS*
L
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:52, archived)
#

(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:53, archived)
# ew
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:54, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Haha nice!
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:01, archived)
# TSPANG!
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:05, archived)
# My God!
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Haha ow that hurt
top sillitude
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:02, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:11, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:15, archived)
# the joke is that he's got a plastic bag
cough
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:16, archived)
# CONSUMERISM!
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Damn commies!
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:22, archived)
# plastic tanks?
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Platypus tanks
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Official old school b3tan!

I noticed it's my b3taday very soon
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Indeed.
I was described as such in a newsletter which featured a /links post of mine :D
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Out of interest,
what would make a "new-school" b3tan?
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Not sure.
But I would have thought Freebase would play a part.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Almost certainly, yes
And Flanbase. Though a lot of the people doing them have been here a lot longer than me, which must make me a sprat.

How about a ready collection of hilarious 380k GIFs to post when someone posts a 115k picture?
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:10, archived)
# I believe the official definition is: never shopped GMOS or Sturdygirl
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:23, archived)
# That makes me definitely new-school then
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 23:00, archived)
# Thats a nice bag collection you have there, Henry.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:16, archived)
# The eternal journey
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:31, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Biting satire by me
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:37, archived)
# is that Bruno's wife?
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Oooof!!!
*Click*

:D
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:41, archived)
# *applause*
Also, she beat up Ross Kemp, and no one beats up Ross Kemp on MY watch!
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:42, archived)
# God, you must have a huge watch!
:D


(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:44, archived)
# You see? Who could beat up such a delightfully musical little fellow?
She's a monster, I tell you - a MONSTER!
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:47, archived)
# she's also a cunt.
that is all.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:02, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:59, archived)
# That took a while to find
but I'm glad I persisted :)
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Rob?
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:50, archived)
# hanging's too good for 'em!
:D
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:02, archived)
# :D
Like it.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:20, archived)
# FACE THE GUV'NOR: NAME AND NUMBER
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:32, archived)
# OI'M VA DADDY 'ERE NOW, CAPICHE?
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Fackin' cants.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:33, archived)
# WHERE'S YOUR TOOL?
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Oh come on
She was only editor of the NotW at the time...how was she supposed to know what the reporters of the paper were publishing or the methods through which their information was gathered?

Both she and deputy editor at the time Andy Coulson are completely innocent of any wrongdoing whatsoever (despite the fact that he's resigned twice for it already) and should be applauded for their valiant efforts to keep such terrible malpractice out of the newsrooms.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:47, archived)
# seriously ?
either she knew exactly what was going on and turned a blind eye to it all
or was too incompetant or ignorant to enquire as to where her reporters were getting all the relevations that were being published in a newspaper she was editor of

so either way she has some serious explaining to do
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 20:16, archived)
# I spent an hour looking for this!

Wasn't as good as I remember it :(
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] To Bel-Air!


Ta NINJ.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Hahaha...
No probs sir!
:D
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:15, archived)
# What, no dice?
:(
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:19, archived)
# due to the fuzzy dice shortage, we have substituted a double serving of seams.
please accept our sincere apology
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:25, archived)
# *writes to seamcom*
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:30, archived)
#
Dear XLVII,
We have received your recent correspondence and are looking into the matter. We at Seamcom® take the issue you have highlighted very seriously and will do our upmost to ensure this does not happen in the future.
Please find attached, a FUCK© voucher, in the hopes that this will be adequate to see you through these dark times.
Yours,
Seamcom®
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Dear Seamcom®
Thank you for your shitty FUCK© voucher. It will take about eight of them to keep me quiet, send me more or I'm going to the top with this one.

Regards XLVII
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:55, archived)
# FRESH!
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:47, archived)
# This week, I've been mostly painting my daughter's bedroom...
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Good work.
And remember when painting wildlife you should always sand between coats.

/Larson tribute blog
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:11, archived)
# I think I imagined bagpuss sitting on the rug then
:D
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:11, archived)
# strawberry shortcake on the blob
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:53, archived)
# *psst*
ok to email details to you at work?
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:25, archived)
# ahah - hello there
best use the other one

[email protected]
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:31, archived)
# damn, too late
Sorry.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Meant to put something last tuesday, but was in hospital

So, a week late, HALLO B3TA!
This is the best I can Shop ATM, these painkillers are damn good.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:02, archived)
# *checks watch*
Hello new person. Welcome to b3ta. Pull up a kitten and shop a chair.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:04, archived)
#
Thank you muchly! I'll do something Betterar when I finish these pills, I think there Codine based or something.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Are they affecting
your grammar?
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:44, archived)
# the drool is short circuiting the keyboard
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:04, archived)
# I know it's the wrong time
but fuck I would happily play this right now.

Welcome.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:07, archived)
#
Doom & Quake piss all over modern FPS's (Or is it FPSes, Or FPS-ee?)
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:08, archived)
# To me, Doom and Quake are modern fps' or whatever you want to call them
Video games ;)
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:14, archived)
# I'd call them a lifestyle choice,
But then surely the only "Non-Modern" FPS is Wolfenstein?
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:17, archived)
# MIDI Maze!
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Touche. Sir.
Touche
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:34, archived)
#
 

 
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Acoustic NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGrindcore
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Haha YES!
Would definitely play this.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Doom!


Oops - forgot to remove some of the mask.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:43, archived)
# I would like to see this made into a complete mod.
His expression would change based on health.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Freebase has more than one face?
Maybe He'd just shout FUCK louder as health Lowered?
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:33, archived)
# His faces are legion
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:25, archived)
# ahhhahhah fuck I just noticed the little one in the background
 
FUCK YEAH
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:48, archived)
# hah - doom guy does look a bit like freebase, actually...
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Hello!

I hope the painkillers don't wear off too soon and all
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:36, archived)
# this is great!
welcome :D
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:30, archived)
# I suck at geography so could someone please confirm that I got the UDSSR and USA right
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Left a bit... down a bit.... right a bit.... left bit... no you had it then.... back..... up.....there.... no its gone again
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:00, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:03, archived)
# During the Cold War...
most of Eastern Europe was under Soviet influence too.

EDIT: Also, Japan appears to have gone missing.
I'll stop nit picking now.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:04, archived)
#
yeh they were but should i add them as well? also PLEASE rip it apart. i want to get this RIGHT overall that's why I've asked.

also I just added Japan. So thanks for pointing that one out. I was wondering myself where Japan went.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:27, archived)
# I'm sorry, but we cannot help you with your homework here
THREAD CLOSED
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:28, archived)
# I think Cuba could be classed as Soviet...
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Tsunami
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:13, archived)
# You're missing the Baltic States
plus Belarus, Ukraine, Georgia, Armenia etc

(and "CCCP" is Cyrillic which is "SSSR" in English alphabet - not sure if that was intentional or not.)
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:49, archived)
# There never was any Japan. It is a construct of the media empire -- leading us to believe that a more insane culture actually exists
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:27, archived)
# I'd believe this if I didn't know people there.
Unless Japan is in some sort of other dimension, like Hogwarts.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Looks like
you've coloured Cuba, Haiti, Grenada, etc. the same colour as the US.

Other than that, it looks OK.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:26, archived)
# You forgot
Alaska.... plus missed Ukraine, Belraus, Moldova, the Stans and Baltic states from USSR, and included Korea and a bit of China on the right.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:44, archived)

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