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# The cold, dead eyes of a shark.
Source (probably scarier)
emmamwhittle.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/david_mitchell_4855632cf1c80.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:33, archived)
# KILL IT WITH HAMMERS
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:35, archived)
# i don't know why
but i read that as clammers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:37, archived)
# jammers

hello smash!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:09, archived)
# hello!
i'm showing off today about my upcoming holiday
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:16, archived)
# Going anywhere nice?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:18, archived)
# spain
all-inclusive, ten days on my own in a hotel with a rooftop bar and jacuzzi
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:20, archived)
# Nice!

I'd love to go on a holiday soon. Doesn't really seem to be the case.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:32, archived)
# it's taken me 18 months
to save up enough money for this. it costs me more because of the damn single room supplement :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Ah yes
That's something I will have to be dealing with in the near future.

But first: move into my new house. Which I bought. With moneys. Grown-up moneys. It's the grown-uppest thing I've ever done. And that's the guy who invented Sweden talking.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:51, archived)
# house-buying is indeed very grown-up
one of these days, i may actually be able to get a job, which is also very grown-up.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Sometimes a bit too grown-up for me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Yes.... use this...
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Well spoken
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:09, archived)
# Ah yes, Archbishop Desmond received an honorary degree the other day.
I hear it was a 2:2.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:31, archived)
# He doesn`t look pleased
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:43, archived)
# david mitchell's gone over to the dark side
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:37, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_UMoAIJmQw
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:40, archived)
# I'm sure I just saw this on the NSPCC advert
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:48, archived)
# i didn't even know you could buy NSPPC's
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:50, archived)
# you can, for £2 a month
they come round and make you cry, or something
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:50, archived)
# i never cry
i'm well hard, me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:56, archived)
# BENNETTS VEST ISNT MADE OF CHAIN-MAIL - FACT.
*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:59, archived)
# i'm not really bothered
i never thought it was. props are usually only made to look like what they're supposed to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:00, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:05, archived)
# hahahaha
i'm glad i'm not the only one who thought this and also Happytoast. There was a British tv series once with a woman with the scariest eyes ever, she had ginger hair, can't remember what it was called.. anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Juliet Bravo?
(we need a few more clues really, fiendy)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:42, archived)
# The kind of mouth that nips and tears at the terrified victim's cheeks.
Brr.
Chilling.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Evil Ed'na


Click for bigger (157 kb)

Started it then got bored. lol
(The-Gambit, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:54, archived)
# squildo utterly graped here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Yey!


Click for NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:00, archived)
# yay for destroying childhood memories with filth

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:03, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:10, archived)
# i just checked out that JJ book by the way
good value for how many pages it is! Good on him.
Lulu isnt the best for print quality judging from the one book i had from there - the paper was really thin and slightly see-through. Theyre great for value though, and are a brilliant choice for folks wanting to make their own books.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:14, archived)
# I'd buy a taters book.
Cos I like the pictures a lot.
And I'm sure I'm not the only one.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:21, archived)
# Would you buy a taters figure or print? *sales pitch*
I have my work in plenty of books, but i dont have my own book, per se - i dont think ive got enough decent work to fill one.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:34, archived)
# If you keep the production values nice and high, you can probably get away with a 64-page volume for a tenner.
I'd buy that.
Although - and this is important - do you own the copyright to your own work?
(Funnily enough, all my words belong to my employer)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:44, archived)
# buy yourself a nice, limited collectible, rather than a cheap book :-D
andrewhickinbottom.blogspot.com/2011/05/trixie-figure-now-available-for-pre.html

I was going to post it on link when it became available, but i didnt want the spamcunt police on my back

*coughPRINTScough*
www.inprnt.com/gallery/andyh/

*advertisement ends*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Fucking hell, it's beautiful.
But way, way beyond my budget.
ooh, but I want one, though
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:55, archived)
# yeah
they would have been cheaper if they werent so bloody expensive to make. Cost me well about 3 grand to get the prototype and all 50 of them made. The more you make, the cheaper they cost, but i didnt want to take the piss and end up with hundreds of unsold figures.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:07, archived)
# Hundreds of unsold Trixies, though, would make for a superb front garden.
A classier kind of garden gnome.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:27, archived)
# i might buy a finger painting
if you did it with your "special" finger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:45, archived)
# all of my fingers are 'special'
*dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:55, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:07, archived)
# Mary,
Mungo, and Minge?
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Quick hint: saying "Started it then got bored. lol" will never improve people's reactions to your post.
That said, I sense a TV-spinoff featuring Ed Tellyband's dopey antics being an instant success, and Boris' reatcion is perfect for the fairy.

Finish it!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:04, archived)
#
(herman:D, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:14, archived)
# *stops mid-wank*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:09, archived)
#
(herman:D, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:25, archived)
# Hahaha...
Why do I find this so funny?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:55, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:37, archived)
# i have no idea what's going on here
but i like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:40, archived)
# bees must sort flowers into order
MUST SORT FLOWERS
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:50, archived)
# They have OCBee!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:53, archived)
# Beeline personality
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:54, archived)
# Oh Tribs...
Tribs...
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:58, archived)
# That's what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:46, archived)
# that's a lot of hard work
you'd think they'd just take the pollen and be grateful
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:55, archived)
# busy bees:D
www.busybeespatchwork.com/
(herman:D, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Ah. Tall daisy syndrome.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:55, archived)
# is that anything like talking hump syndrome?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Don't ask me.
I prefer to let the hump do the talking.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:03, archived)
# always wise, especially if it's swearing at your enemies
you can't possibly be blamed for anything your hump says.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:09, archived)
# The hump usually just says "Knickers!" and cackles to itself.
So it's a far more effective spokesman for me than I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:33, archived)
# mine says "cock!"
i usually just thinjk it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:38, archived)
# I like these
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:56, archived)
# I still don't understand these?
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:02, archived)
# It's an illustration of a sorting algorithm
but that's not much help because I don't know which algorithm. Seems like one bee swaps a flower with the other bee... a certain flower. Using mysterious bee intuition to choose which one.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:12, archived)
# It's another one I made up,
I've tentatively called it Split Sort. The array is split exactly in half, the bottom half is built up into a max heap and the top half is built into a min heap, but with extra swaps so that the max of the max heap ends up less than the min of the min heap. Then it recurses. So it's kind of like Quicksort except instead of taking a guess at the median, it works it out exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:16, archived)
# Wowzers!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:30, archived)
# Obsessive bees is best bees
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:07, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:16, archived)
# Can you make a bibble sort?
I made it up, it goes bibble bibble and ends up with a smiley face :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Whoa.
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:57, archived)
# Have a 60s Japanese lady.
Still working on it. Inspired by the leading actress from 'destroy all monsters' - a godzilla film i watched the other day.
Quite keen on a simple, illustrative look for it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:56, archived)
# You appear to have jized on your packet?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Rubbish.
Needs more rain.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:57, archived)
# my rain making algorithms are lacking :-(
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Damn...I think I'm in love.
*click*...*saved*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:00, archived)
# more pics of her chops
on my arsebook page:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=222134877823270&set=a.210492542320837.46348.133202376716521&type=1&ref=nf
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Great work!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:04, archived)
# That's quite lovely
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:47, archived)
# Pissed on Saturday evening, I was droning obnoxiously at Jolly Jack about how "taters is the most talented of the new breed," etc, etc.
I still think it's true, but haven't got the faintest idea what "the new breed" is.
Lovely pic, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:37, archived)
# you fraternise with JJ on a regular basis?
What animal do you dress as at these meets?

Cheers, but unlike JJ, i cant draw for shit. The computer draws for me :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:57, archived)
# It was an accidental Dr When thing, organised at short notice. JJ just seems to turn up fairly often, and seems happy enough to just sit there drawing.
I've just bought JJ's tome, 510 pages for £23 (inc postage). I hope the print quality's good.

And I stand by everything I said above, btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Ah
Didnt know about it. How did it go? I had a jolly good time at that one Dr when bash i attended about 3-4 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:10, archived)
# It was fucking great.
At one point they set off a great big fuck-off Chinese lantern, about 3ft tall, and it dithered about for a while before gaining a bit of height, and it bobbled over the trees out of sight.
After a minute or two, we spotted, through the trees, distant flames.
Panic ensued, with several people running to quell the blaze.
I was immobile, crippled with mirth.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:18, archived)
# sounds like the ones we had at new year
one wouldn't light, one fell in a puddle and one wobbled across the grass for about 10 feet, before setting fire to itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:22, archived)
# Yeah, the wobbling about was pretty compelling.
The hilarity, though, was by and large, a creation of the imagination.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:30, archived)
# i'd have laughed more
but i was distracted by a bloke
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:34, archived)
# gremlins 2, silly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:59, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:02, archived)
# Needs Japanese man...
WOO and *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:00, archived)
# hehe
Laces!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Russian genetalia thief.
Hudya Nikabollokov.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Indian curry snaffler
Nita Sheet.
Yeah, that was pretty crap :-/
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Nah wasn't that bad :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Indian Lesbian
Minjita

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:06, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:07, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:22, archived)
# this is rather excellent
but i bet she's an uppity cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:00, archived)
# well she was under control from aliens
and was a baddie for half the film. Its those mind-controlling earrings.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:03, archived)
# never trust dodgy jewellery
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Classy, bet she smells nice too.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Lovely!
Must watch In the Mood for Love again soon.
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Why so many clothes?
This is rather woo and yay
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:26, archived)
# she looks like this without them:
cghub.com/images/view/34729/
I used the same body as this lass. My first and only nudey pic!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Fine. I'll say it then you great bunch of jessies.
Your link's registered users only.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:01, archived)
# try this un then
CGhub wont let you view boobs unless you join.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=133205116716247&set=a.133204680049624.10986.133202376716521&type=1
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Niiice
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Nice:D
Fucking woo:D
(herman:D, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:29, archived)
# chuffing awesome man
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:34, archived)
# Beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Bloody briliant!
* looks a little like a VAG CREAM
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:43, archived)
# I filtad!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:45, archived)
# speaking of which
you didn't do my suggestions :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:54, archived)
# I still have them it my list of non-birthday requests.
I will try and knock one out tonight for you.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:58, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:03, archived)
# your very easily pleased
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:10, archived)
# will you mail her the results of your 'knocking one out'?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:12, archived)
# i'm very pleased today
i'm in a great mood :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:16, archived)
# What happened Smash?
You lured another unsuspecting into your web of sin?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:19, archived)
# nope
just booked and paid for my holiday!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:23, archived)
# Ah, mucha excitación.
¿A dónde vas?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:30, archived)
# Lloret de mar
10 days all-inclusive at the end of august
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:33, archived)
# Do you get chips with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:03, archived)
# I've seen you use that term before and have never had the guts to ask.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:04, archived)
# MTFU
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:07, archived)
#
Did you get over excited spelling my name again?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:15, archived)
# i'm excited anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:16, archived)
#
I just learned how to alt-text for the sake of that last comment
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:18, archived)
# Mu The Fuck Up?
Presumably that means carry on, but with more RAINBOW DINOSAURS?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:55, archived)
# I can not click "I like this" enough times.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:02, archived)
# evrything needs more rainbow dinosaurs
especially a haemorrhoid treatment facility
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Quite
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Add another 12000 pixels of height onto this and you've basically stolen my trick
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:59, archived)
# I like the matching scarf and dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:02, archived)
# blame her and her lovely sense of fashion in the film, not me
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Vnice have a
(herman:D, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:41, archived)
# this is good
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:51, archived)
# I like thisone a lot
a very lot.
: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:56, archived)
# Lovely that.
Good colour and lighting.
You get a tick in the tickbox
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Click click click click click
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Double Wowzers!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Come and have a fun filled day out at captain Pickard land...
Season tickets and family tickets available...
Naturist days on Tuesdays.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:44, archived)
# eh...I messed this one up, but you got the idea... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:47, archived)
# that is brilliant and horrific - *click!!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:40, archived)
# now thats my kinda hell
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:40, archived)
# I was about to say, I'm sure there are places you could probably get this done, without having to go though the messy business of dying first
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Triple Wowzers!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Flaming Lips, one of those indie bands I think
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:42, archived)
# have you been filming inside my sex dungeon?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:44, archived)
# HER CUNT IS ON FUCKING FIRE!
As is everything else.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:46, archived)
# it's biblical fire
have you never heard of the burning bush?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:48, archived)
# I saw this, and thought of you...
Window
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:55, archived)
# can't imagine why ;)
although that room is gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:00, archived)
# hehe
looks like he might be sneakily enjoying that
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:09, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:34, archived)
# mmmm
Tasty humanses. Doesnt he like the taste of ladies though?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:39, archived)
# There's two Hells...one for Men and one for Ladies................true fact!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:42, archived)
# you should put all of your animations one after another on one huge webpage
after it loads, it would be great to see all your lovely anims doing their thang.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:43, archived)
# I have this:
www.atomicanimations.tumblr.com
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:50, archived)
# yays!
*watches*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:53, archived)
# *clicks 'archive', mindsplodes*
atomicanimations.tumblr.com/archive

I know you've done more though. WAY more!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:54, archived)
# I have a lot of junk ones that I trashed or don't want to post.
I didn't even know I could view them like this...thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:03, archived)
# err, yes....
i visit a lot of erm.... tumblr sites...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:04, archived)
# haha
this one is brilliant! The face expression makes it:
atomicanimations.tumblr.com/post/4810568100
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Ha ha...that was for the fat people compo.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:13, archived)
# like a wriggling mountain of lovely maggots
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Ive seen that so many times
and its only now I realise how much I hate that fucker.
Dammn
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:18, archived)
# i cant even remember what the original, non-cock version looks like...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:26, archived)
# Surely quadruple wowzers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:18, archived)
# I like you new style
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:45, archived)
# He may be on fire... but it's not spoilt his appetite..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:40, archived)
# He can eat 40,000 per day!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Wowzers!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:42, archived)
# That's all I got. (These took a long time to make)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:46, archived)
# WOWSERS
*whips atomic's arse crack, whilst my pubes are alight*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:58, archived)
# I just want to watch your boobs shake.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:11, archived)
# It's the highest form of praise I have!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:06, archived)
# I'm not worthy...but Thanks!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:07, archived)
# win thread is full of win
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:51, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:06, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:43, archived)
# Cool!
I figured out how get here with my phone. I shall not work another day of my life :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:22, archived)
# ...you worked?... O___O
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:26, archived)
# reminds me of rob zombies fantastic animation in beavis and butthead
awesome shit.

*plays ratfinks, suicide tanks and cannibal girls*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Oh yeah, that was the best part of the whole movie.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:22, archived)
# Utterly lovely and all that!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Nothing is more manly than going out with your mates on the piss, dressed as women.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:30, archived)
# You're right.
It's also possibly one of the funniest things you can do as a man - particularly if you're really big and hairy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:34, archived)
# especially when scrotes try and pick on you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXXjcYCUB2Y
skip to halfway through, slightly hard to see, but shirtless twat and fat mate picks on a kickboxer in drag and throws a punch, cue fellow kickboxer in black short skirt decking both of them with two punches
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Yes
Especially as you no doubt are the first person ever to do it. Dont forget to also say out loud how mad you are, and 'what am I like' type comments.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:40, archived)
# alan carr suits this disturbingly well
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:45, archived)
#
disturbingly predictably
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:22, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:29, archived)
# The poem is even more remarkable in light of Wordsworth's crippling anthophobia!

Edit:Bloody hell that was my 10,000th post on here! fuuu
Thanks everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Having liked this,
I clicked the button that seemed most appropriate.

edit: 10000!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:10, archived)
# presumably in the presence of agoraphobia the 'hide' button?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:24, archived)
# That looks like me when trying to kill spiders....
www.b3ta.com/board/10480878
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:32, archived)
# I don't go to clubs these days.
I don't even sing at them any more. Here is why:
www.b3ta.com/links/654923
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Book marks that for later, it's freezing my PC at the moment....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:08, archived)
# That could be
self defence from your PC.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Killing people with such ease...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:11, archived)
# *interview suspended at 16.17 as suspect has started doing a little "jig"*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:17, archived)
# A VERY welcome return sir!
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Ithankeweverrymuch
Haven't been around much lately! What have I missed?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Ooh not much :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:25, archived)
# CONGRATULATIONS!
* Now show us your cock!

EDIT: If it's good enough for the Church, it's good enough for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Ok...if you insist!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Wee
EDIT

Whee!
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Yay...Congrats...... if you can collect 19 more of these you get a prize....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:36, archived)
# 9/11
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:38, archived)
# HA HA HA
Thank you

EDIT: Reflections FTW!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:47, archived)
# He thought he was reading Wordsworth, turned out it was Wyndham.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Congrats on the image and the 10k posts!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:24, archived)
# hahahah! ace :D
and congrats!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:35, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Fantastic!
Have a clickety.

Happy 10,000th! You don't look a day over 9,000
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:28, archived)
# :D Awww cheers fella
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 15:57, archived)
# I imagine those cysts will burst releasing a mass of tiny Brook-wade spiders
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:00, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Ah, the cyst-ers of Merde-y
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Goth that'th a tenuouth pun!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Kenshiro just poked him in his ass
I`ve seen a lot of Hokuto no Ken related posts on b3ta these days
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Then Ken will say "Omae wo mu shindeiru"
And Rupert will explode.

And so have I, it's been rather nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:04, archived)
# isnt it 'wa mo'?
When i went to osaka, i frequented this izakaya (japanese pub) nearly every night of our 10 day stay. I got talking to the owners about HNK (cant remember how!) and they helped me get my pronunciation of kenshiro's phrase right :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Might be that, yeah XD
I'd love to go to Japan, mainly somewhere like Akihabara in Tokyo, with all the neon :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:17, archived)
# well we all know he's been already dead for a long time
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:02, archived)
# bits of that look weirdly 3d :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:05, archived)
# YES! and
YUCK!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Looks nothing like his I.D.
Must be a Before and After thing.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:37, archived)
# This whole scandal's put years on him.
And horribly mutated him somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Aieee!
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:33, archived)
# She looks so different without the wild mop of red curls.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 3:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Goatse through Jimi Hendrix's eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 15:55, archived)
# The best of all goatses
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Janis Joplin Pap smear
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Just testing...
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:41, archived)
# spack the roadbed too and you are in business
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Feels seasick...
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:50, archived)
# sweet
*prints off 10 copies*
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:19, archived)
# *drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:34, archived)
# Ow!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Another try, sorry if it is crap, still learning


Click for bigger (238 kb)
(nicktiler, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Much better!
This could be a good film.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 18 Jul 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Fickle, aren't we?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 18 Jul 2011, 15:37, archived)
# this is more like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Oh the Mini Me humanity
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 15:22, archived)
# too brown man, too brown...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Nicole Kidman as Rebecca Brooks!
Great casting!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 15:22, archived)
# All respect to Ninj
but it was bindun even before Charlie Brooker pointed it out last night
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Blimey!!
Is Murdoch about to
give birth in the back of that car?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 15:46, archived)
# hahah! Yes!
If Kidman couldn't take the part,I'd have gone for Rene Russo as Brooks
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 15:28, archived)
# HBO... The real reason Steps split up
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Hahaha...
:D Pheeeewww...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 15:42, archived)
# games tend to frustrate the Hulk
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:58, archived)
# I'll play....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 15:47, archived)
# rig? Nooooooo!
claim your prize--altho your rig looks a lot like a disco ball :P
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 15:51, archived)
# I'll have a new house and car and a holiday and a million pounds please.....
Them riggers like to party hard in the evening...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:00, archived)
# and when it goes up in flames
it's disco inferno

(get back with you about the prizes :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:08, archived)
# To show how nice I am please donate my entire prize to a charity of your choice ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:18, archived)
# bless you, lad
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:23, archived)
# I think it's put years on him
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:45, archived)
# why are people surprised he looks old
a) he's 80
and b) he sold his soul to the devil in 1960 and that takes its toll
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:47, archived)
# I thought that selling your soul allows you to stay young?
That was the agreement I made, anyway, although increasingly I'm starting to think I've been had.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:52, archived)
# depends which deal you go with
if it's absolute power, you tend to end up looking like a bastard's scrotum.
If you sold your soul for eternal beauty, then you're fine. But your scrotum and anus are removed to be used on the power hungry lot.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 15:03, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10480838#post10480852
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 15:25, archived)
# A contract for eternal youth will be rendered null and void if not kept with the accompanying cursed painting it was originally issued with, or if said painting is damaged or destroyed..
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Bloody lawyers!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 15:07, archived)
# It's Mr Magoo in the flesh....!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:52, archived)
# needs massive ironing
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:57, archived)
# eerm knew what I was trying to say, but descended into madness half way through


Click for bigger (214 kb)
(nicktiler, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:10, archived)
# hahaha yeah
good one


*walks off*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:11, archived)
# No.
No, not so much.

More of a "Fail", methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:12, archived)
# ^ What she said
^ What ^ Not what
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:35, archived)
# What cropping algorithm did you use?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:13, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Now that's sarcasm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:20, archived)
#
Laugh if you want, my techinque aint very good, I am very new to photo shop, we all have to start somewhere.Encouragement and advice is what I need, not snide remarks, thanks
(nicktiler, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Not snide remarks?
I think you're on the wrong website, matey.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 15:27, archived)
# a centaur sheep being rogered doggy style by a sheepdog?
What will those disgusting furries think of next?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Dragon dildos?
Oh wait, they've been done.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Seams a bit catnipppp-ish
Is the image not cropped because those EDL twats are having a white space party?
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Wowsers.
You're not a friend of Catnipppp, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:24, archived)
# THE POPE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Yey!
This makes perfect sense...

PS: WHITE SPACE PARTY!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Oooooookaaaaaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:38, archived)
# That's lovely, but why so many sheep?

Look at this www.mydaily.co.uk/2011/07/18/lily-allen-maternity-style/
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Yessss...what?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:47, archived)
# why am I looking at your
oh never mind
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Pennywise FTW!
But what's manly about those gaybos, the EDL?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 15:40, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:10, archived)
# i could go for some pizza now
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:11, archived)
# no winning
no children

those are the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:18, archived)
# no bungee jumps
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:22, archived)
# edmonds was always killing people on his tv show, the murderer
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:48, archived)
# and let's not even mention conditions in his sweatshop
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:24, archived)
# ten or twelve hours ago
this post would be flooded with praise.
On the day shift, good luck!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Another mission for...
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Precisely!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:42, archived)
# You are already FUCK
Aint nowt wrong with a bit of daytime freebasery

If people can post kittens and cats 24/7, then why not gurning bodybuilders?

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:39, archived)
# ^this.
If the material's good (like this and that one above) I don't see the problem. But I can understand why people get annoyed with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Tradition, probably.
Personally, i think that Freebase transcends the gayshift and belongs in the same meme world as henry or the bridge / shark thing.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:47, archived)
# I guess so.
Still, I don't mind a little bit every now and again, even though it's exclusively a gayshift thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Sod it.
I'm going to flood it with praise anyway. Shredded Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! The hair suits him.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:06, archived)
#
Ok so I'm new, long time appreciation for B3TA though. So had I posted this last night it would generate a different reaction? What's the deal?
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:28, archived)
# THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:46, archived)
# "It's time to face the music" . . . Muppets!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:38, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:40, archived)
# You're FAR too good at this!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:46, archived)
# haha, I've been trying to remember what his eyes reminded me off
Then I found a pic of Rowlf and it all made sense!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Yey
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Uncanny!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:25, archived)
# *instaclick*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:29, archived)
# "Book 'em, Danno"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:30, archived)
# So which one is Kaiser Soze?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Murdoch.
His piss comes out like snot, I swear.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:32, archived)
# nicely!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:35, archived)
# hahaha, great
Gordon suits the long coat too much
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Corking
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Bindun - but I like yours more :)
www.theweek.co.uk/about-the-week/latest-issue/
(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:51, archived)
# practical advice, ashally
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:21, archived)
# pffffffffft
hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:26, archived)
# SPANG!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:33, archived)
# *deserves--meekly submits*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Hahah
Top Flan spanging.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:01, archived)
# hahaha! great!

(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:35, archived)
# ahahafuuuuK
a little duct tape would sort that
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:36, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10480758
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:39, archived)
# I know that optician...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:44, archived)
# hahah--she does look a little pastry today
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:48, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:51, archived)

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