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# How to give a cow a complex.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:59, archived)
# this is why cows shouldn't wash windows
once they are up the ladder they can't climb back down
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:01, archived)
# They can if they use their wings
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:10, archived)
# What an udder disaster!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:06, archived)
# MILK LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:13, archived)
# mLOLilk
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:19, archived)
# PASTURISMSL!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Bovine Quo!
Eau de Humanity!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Quovine surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:28, archived)
# *facepalm*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:30, archived)
# QUO ON A PICTURE!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:21, archived)
# I like cows for their innate sense of "wass-that-then?"
even if they do end up looking silly.


Click for bigger (388 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:34, archived)
# hahahahaha that twat of a cow has got a ball around its neck!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Tea/desk!
Is that real?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Yes
In a sense that, it was on the news a few years back. If someone inserted the cow into the toddler car for fun I do not know.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:37, archived)
# haha - poor old
Buttercup...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Have they found her yet...?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Carrier bag... I've blurred out the nasty bits, but uncensored I think this bag would really attract attention for a small boutique.
but uncensored I think this bag would really attract attention for a small boutique.
Shrinkydinked.

Link to bigger: www.b3tards.com/u/dceb14b0c0ee9d13b69a/goatbag.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:05, archived)
# hahaha...brill :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:08, archived)
# ...



you are a VERY bad man.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Vivienne Westwood would?
 
Viva wewoo wou.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:11, archived)
# *shivers*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:12, archived)
# hahahah ewwwwwwww!!!!!
...but....*points* ahhhhhh you cut out goatse!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Cannot unsee. Still way too much colour for my liking
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Nope - you've gone too far with this one for me.
*Adblocks*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:20, archived)
# me too
I am at work, and perhaps it's because I know what it is, that I suspect everyone else will too!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:22, archived)
# yeah
the office wouldn't appreciate catching a glimpse of this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:26, archived)
# ...twice
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Hahahaha!
That's great.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:21, archived)
# haha
The Goatseshank Redemption!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:23, archived)
# First thing I see on B3ta today!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:21, archived)
# snap!
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:35, archived)
# crackle!
(Raol Duke, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:43, archived)
# snap!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:45, archived)
# you buy own brand 'Rice Cracklesnaps' AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:50, archived)
# *offers cap*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Distended Anus
Quite a good name for a classy little shop
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Putting the 'ass' in 'classy'
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Cheeky!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:41, archived)
#
www.rsoles.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:51, archived)
# hahahaha... dear lord... *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Maybe it could be used at Ass-da?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Tarsecos
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Sainarsebury's?
Marseks and Spencers?
Arseldi?
er...
Londarse?
Bumdgens?
Co-arse-op?
Warsetrose?
Sparse!
Morarseons?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:00, archived)
# bumdgens!
Sparse!

I VERY rarely like text posts, but im liking this slice of fried gold

Good work, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:04, archived)
# hehe, I was giggling like a girl when I typed them!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Or Holebase.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:06, archived)
# ooh - a change of category!
B Arse Q
err, those are probably the only remaining large DIY chains now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Texarse?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:10, archived)
# how thrifty
he really appears to know how to stretch a dollar
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:55, archived)
# haha - ace!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:02, archived)
# hahaha -
very tasteful...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Beat you to it :)

I think you've even used the same base image :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:56, archived)
# me too.
www.b3ta.com/board/7738926
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:31, archived)
# he's getting the hang of it now...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Nicely done!
Mmmmrrrrrraaaaaaaaoooooowwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:57, archived)
# How do you make a dog go meow?
Strap it to the front of a Formula 1 car.

How do you make a cat go woof?

Set fire to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:01, archived)
# How do make a budgie go cheep?
Halve the price

etc

etc
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:07, archived)
# How do you make an gorilla go "Wank"?
Beat it with a stick until it does your bidding.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:20, archived)
# "go wank"
is an anagram of Gok Wan
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Gok Wan is an anagram of
"Awful, arrogant, professional homosexual that needs to be shot."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:27, archived)
# I passed him in the street the other day
He looked at my haircut, smiled and nodded approvingly
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:38, archived)
# You were in there
You could have been nuts deep within 10 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Did he tell you to get your bangers out?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:19, archived)
# haha ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:08, archived)
# He needs to clip those apexes...
Woo!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:08, archived)
# yay!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:57, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Haha.. great stuff...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:16, archived)
# I have discovered a marvellous poof, which this margin is too narrow to contain.


Happy Fermat's birthday everyone! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermat
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Everywhere's too narrow.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:40, archived)
# mmm make mine a triple
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Mmmnyah, mnyah. Very witty, very clever - well done!
/Stephen Fry impression
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:45, archived)
# baaaaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:50, archived)
#
MEEERRRRRRRRRRRRP BLA'DERRRRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:06, archived)
# *twitches moustache nervously*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:28, archived)
# *runs off to Belgium*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Speckly?! ARGH! YOU SHOT MY SPECKLED JIM!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:41, archived)
# 'ning

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:02, archived)
# hahah--good call
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:03, archived)
# Hahahahaha awesome.
And good work covering the failure immediately below.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:04, archived)
# Haha =)))
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:06, archived)
# hahahaha
handy slingshots though
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:09, archived)
# hahahahahah! brilliant :D
mornin' ya'll
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:13, archived)
#
Make sure you don't criticize his work :P
(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:17, archived)
# quick, get a link that has nothing to do with it to prove everything!
very odd. (But is that a joke or another fantastic B3ta mistake becoming truth?)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:20, archived)
# toastie, you are a talented, opinionated & articulate individual
what do you expect? It's human nature to dislike those qualities :P
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:45, archived)
# very opinionated
but also very much aware my opinion is almost certainly wrong ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:22, archived)
# hahahaah
excellent, Toasty
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:24, archived)
# ...yeah
because the wrong choice of pants, is going to make the primary coloured skintight bodysuits with boots & capes look really camp. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:24, archived)
# ^ pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:52, archived)
# snug
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:42, archived)
# I apologise for moving this brilliance down the board with a POAT
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:43, archived)
# I must confess to being too thick to understand yours
:(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:51, archived)
# He's calling Stephen Fry a marvellous poof
as part of a pun on Fermat's last theorem, whose birthday this is.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:59, archived)
# ^ what she said
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:23, archived)
# I know the phrase "Fermat's last theorem"
but have no idea what it is or how it quantifies the marvellousness of poofs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Aha. This makes more sense
Fermat wrote something like "x^n+y^n=z^n only when n=2. I have concocted a marvellous proof of this but this margin is too narrow to contain it". Conventional wisdom is that Fermat was trolling generations of mathematicians and didn't have a proof at all.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:10, archived)
# You've put that far more succinctly than I could!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:12, archived)
# I'm not sure I didn't steal it from someone else :(
But if they don't pop up to claim it I'm happy to take all credit.

It's impossible for Fermat to have had anything similar to the actual proof of the theorem, since it relies on maths developed in the 20th century. At this point, Stephen Fry (prompted by a researcher who's been reading Wikipedia in the back room) would doubtless say that it seems likely an elementary proof could be found (due to Friedman's Grand Conjecture, of which I've never heretofore heard), but it would be insanely long.

/just been reading Wikipedia blog

Also, clicks to both images, since I've been insanely rude :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:17, archived)
# I like the romantic notion that he really did have a proof that everyone has since overlooked
(cos he was a great big genius), but Simon Singh's book (which is fantastic) makes the point that he probably had a flawed proof along the lines of some of the later attempts.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:25, archived)
# I much prefer the idea that he was trolling everyone
I like to think that mathematicians back in them olden days weren't as po-faced and serious as we all believe and instead liked to arse around like the rest of us.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Fermat was an amateur mathematician, so this was his arsing around.
Also, I have met Andrew Wiles, as he went to my college.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:31, archived)
# clever guy
but not clever enough to write on a bigger bit of paper
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Or maybe
clever enough not to bother, leaving us convinced in later centuries of his genius. I mean, who can remember Fermat's Penultimate Theorem? But the Last Theorem, that made him a legend!

The first mathematician to truly understand great PR.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:18, archived)
# it's a long winded way of making a play on the words proof and poof.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Excellent!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:57, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Ironically, when I dress up as Robin, the Boy Wonder
I have to wear a thong over the costume as it's just too damn revealing otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:24, archived)
# A record 5th FP in the offing?
Very good :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Would 5 be a record?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:10, archived)
# At the same time? Would have thought so...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:01, archived)
# would be amazing
but unlikely, it hasn't even made the popular page
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:12, archived)
# The popular page is a strange one isn't it...?
Things suddenly appear on it from nowhere.
Your pic really deserves to get you number 5.
:D


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:17, archived)
# not wanting to sound like a trumpet blowing cock
but I am really impressed with how well the drawing went! I obviously don't do much proper figure work any more and it came out quite good :D

But I can't take all the credit, it was inspired by a line in Caitlin Moran's book "How to be a woman" on how women have a lot of trouble with increasingly small pants "Batman doesn't have to put up with this shit" which then caused my brain to Superman and Batman discussing the logistics of thongs :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:28, archived)
# I don't think they go onto the popular page until they drop off the board...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Stunning.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha
and EW!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:25, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(herman:D, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Hahaha.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:18, archived)
# This maybe an odd question but how do I speak to cr3?
I have just seen something that has made me almost piss myself laughing and cr3s name is on it.
It was for the back story
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 8:47, archived)
# maybe gaz him from his profile page
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=32417
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 8:52, archived)
# doh
actually, I found the answer to the question myself.

for the record, cr3 is very very clever, and very funny

/doffs cap
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 8:54, archived)
# crikey
we joined the same week!
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 8:55, archived)
# indeed we did
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 8:58, archived)
# GET A ROOM YOU TWO
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:03, archived)
# we're both fat
we need a warehouse
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:04, archived)
# plenty of bubblewrap
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:16, archived)
# UR GNAS
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 8:54, archived)
# Not sure what is funnier
The Xtina lookalike, the dancers, Santa, or the fireworks mixed in so loud as to drown out the music. Shat lav!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:23, archived)
# His address is in the FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:02, archived)
# you need the still beating heart of a goomba
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:43, archived)
# You could speak to him - if only you spoke hovitos....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:54, archived)
# nings JPG!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Morning, young Steve!
Hope all is well, my fine fellow.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:19, archived)
# very well thanks! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:37, archived)
# If cr3 takes the time out to speak to you
the internets will break. Can you live with that? Can you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:29, archived)
# you need an old priest and a young priest
now where is my fucking picture
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:46, archived)
# NING B3TA!
and Happy Birthday Rob and Bellender.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 8:02, archived)
# Phhhoooooooaar !
Belinda's not bad either
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 8:28, archived)
# i was reading dave mustaine of megadeth's biography a while back
he was set up on a date with bellinda and he had been doing lots of drugs at that time,
and when she knocked on their studio door to meet him he was in the middle of a session. so he smokes up a wrap of heroin that's lying around nearby and answers the door to her, only to cough and blow the smoke right into her face. needless to say, she turned and walked straight out.

edit: here it is

"At one point in the mid 1980s, I was set up on a date with Belinda Carlisle, the former lead singer of an almost freakishly popular girl band called the Go-Go's and at that time a solo artist. In this case, I was more than happy to suspend my feelings about pop and metal making strange bedfellows. Belinda was gorgeous, and she was at that time, ubiquitous (as well as single). I have no idea if she was a fan of Megadeath or of heavy metal in general. I know only that through an intermediary I was to meet her and were to embark on an honest-to-goodness "date." Belinda came to the Music Grinder one day while were were starting to mix So Far, So Good... So What! Unfortunately, her timing could have been better. Moments before she arrived, I had finished snorting a balloon of heroin. As she knocked at the door I chucked the empty balloon behind a dresser and lit up a joint - better the sweet smell of weed than the acrid odor of smack. Belinda walked in looking positively radient - and sober, I should add - and smiled..
"Hello," she said.
I tried to choke back a lungful of smoke, but to no avail.
"Whoo-huh!" I barked, a cloud of gray filling the air.
Belinda turned on her heel and walked right back out of the room. And that was the end of that particular love story. It was, I guess, doomed from the very beginning."

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 8:32, archived)
# Ahahahahaha, brilliant
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 17 Aug 2011, 8:43, archived)
# Belinda Carlisle was almost as much of an addict at the time
she was on a lot of coke and booze at least from the Go-gos onward
It was probably more the coughing up than drugs that put her off
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:09, archived)
# He he!
That looks like a good read - I've just added the Kindle edition to my holiday reading! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:09, archived)
# i'd say if you're really into megadeth you'd enjoy it a lot
and maybe even if you aren't, my mother wouldn't be their biggest fan but she said she couldn't put the book down.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:18, archived)
# Cool; I *do* like Megadeth
and I *do* like a good biography on holiday. So this full of the win!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:20, archived)
#
i'd say it's downside is the drug related stories start getting a bit tiresome toward the end of the book (not the stories so much, more the description of the drugs and drug taking),
but they are entertaining.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Hehe...
... poor Dave.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Beautiful!
Too many famous guys to choose from tomorrow, but hopefully the VAG is Carole Bouquet.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:10, archived)
# OK. It's probably rude to ask
and I've been away for a while but..

how does putting a photo through a filter suddenly become something worth posting on b3ta?

yeah, you might think so but I'm not going to regret asking.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:43, archived)
# I'm glad you asked this
for I have always wondered the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:46, archived)
# I started doing these Vector Girls with real eyes and mouth a few months ago and used people who had a birthday that day as a source.
The general response a got was positive and b3tians soon began to make suggestions for the following day.
I am very sorry if some people do not like these, they are not meant to offend anyone. Please feel free to use either the 'Hide' or 'Ignore' options...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:28, archived)
# FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:33, archived)
# and for the...
har of hearing
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Holy fucksticks. It's Wednesday
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 7:58, archived)
# He doesn't look any thinner?
The fat bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 8:13, archived)
# is that any way to speak of a lady?
(especially when she's within earshot)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 8:23, archived)
# I might get banned for this but it's a slow night and
there is a lesson here about walking on train tracks. If you are at all squeamish about seeing a man hit by a train, don't look.

GRUESOME
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 7:08, archived)
# Well, as no one else is awake to reply
That's disgusting. Not what I want to see before breakfast!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 7:43, archived)
# this isn't rotten.com :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 7:43, archived)
# Eeeewww
you sick fuck etc
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 7:55, archived)
# *vomits*
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 7:57, archived)
# Bastard
I just lost me brekky! (it fell down the side of the sofa)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 8:14, archived)
# Wrong.....just wrong
I hope you are proud of yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 8:37, archived)
# *rues ever posting that now* :(
but in my defense, I did warn you all
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 8:57, archived)
# im not going to look
please remove it someone tho if this is what it pertains to be....
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:00, archived)
# it is
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:47, archived)
# that gave me the shudders
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:02, archived)
# i'm not clicking the link
Untill I know the train is allright
(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:19, archived)
# :)
critical condition, but expected to survive
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:24, archived)
# Good
Otherwise it would be a chuff movie.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:30, archived)
# muscateer
(Testicles just for you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 7:01, archived)
# looks like my ex, but has fewer whiskers
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 7:10, archived)
# Your ex was a pretty damn good looking guy.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Wed 17 Aug 2011, 7:43, archived)
# maybe it's the goldilocks
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 8:29, archived)
# I like this
There can never be enough dressed-up kittens on the Interweb. Possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:11, archived)
# More colours, why not
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 6:01, archived)
# yay more rabbitses
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 6:10, archived)
# you done switched it for one with fewer rabbitses
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 6:10, archived)
# Yeah sorry
I made another version and preferred it so I switched them.
I think there might be a fish in this one though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 6:13, archived)
# no, no, all I can see is a bumhole I'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 6:28, archived)
# Not your fault, that's been a constant source of confusion for me.
This is why I'm not allowed to go fishing any more.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 6:35, archived)
# or an aerial view of a canyon OH WOW I'M FLYING
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 6:37, archived)
# DID SICK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 6:24, archived)
# The perils of drinking tomato juice and gasoline
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 6:26, archived)
# I think you've just given me an album name for the hamfisted brotards
time to revive the group
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 6:27, archived)
# THESE ARE THE RAPS SO DO SOME OF THE CLAPS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 6:37, archived)
#
Time for some internet nostalgia I think
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 6:44, archived)
# After rap I am most happy
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 6:59, archived)
# This board is fast and danger
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 7:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 7:04, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 4:11, archived)
# Hahaha
perfect
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 4:13, archived)
# BUT LOOK AT THE ERASING AROUND THE LEGS!!
i'm having trouble with my mouse. it was too small when i bought it so i cellotaped a load of tissue to it and made it the perfect size.
all was fine until i had to change the dressing due to a build up of hand smeg, now it's just fucked man.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 4:15, archived)
# Get yourself a graphics tablet
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 4:20, archived)
# ohh, sounds pricey.
i dunno, the mouse does me, i'll rearrange these dressing tomorrow.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 4:23, archived)
# Then at least invest in some decent sterile dressings for the poor thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 4:26, archived)
# or medical gloves
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 4:28, archived)
# Gaffer tape, my friend
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 4:28, archived)
# pretty much what i used
but the thinner plastic one.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 4:33, archived)
# oh man I hope he took a piss before he did that
imagine that, no doubt drunk and soon enough busting, you would have to grab a stanley knife and start cutting a flap, the potential for serious injury seems really very high, this cannot possibly be safe
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 6:05, archived)
# I'm guessing that the kind of person that wraps themselves in gaffer tape is the same kind of person that likes to piss their pants
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 6:26, archived)
# SOUNDS LIKE A SURE PATH TO CYSTITIS, MY FRIENDS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 6:30, archived)
# are you sure? it could just be the monitor settings
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 4:23, archived)
# TO THE ADOBE FORUMS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 4:23, archived)
# Clearly a fault of the programmers
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 4:27, archived)
# B&
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 4:27, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 4:22, archived)
# RETREAT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 4:23, archived)
# you're stepping on his foot
that's rude, man!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 4:27, archived)
# BRUTHA POWAAAAAAAAAH
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:59, archived)
# It's the Heimlich manoeuvre... honest!
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:47, archived)
# the same old fears
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:27, archived)
# EVIL AND UGLY MODERN SOCIETY MUST RETREAT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:28, archived)
# Haha
observe my saggy ass while I push this car.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:34, archived)
#


Click for bigger (66 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:40, archived)
# that looks like fun!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:43, archived)
# he's had a little too much MD-20/20
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:46, archived)
# LOL
Righto, that's my laugh for the day done. Thanks. :)
*clickage*
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:49, archived)
# THAT WAS A GOOD DAY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:42, archived)
#
I'm pretty sure he's frothing at the mouth in this one.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:53, archived)
# direct link's not working for me, what's the page address?
 
the chinasmack version is the only one I've really seen
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 4:24, archived)
#
fishki.net/comment.php?id=66645
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 4:27, archived)
# ahhhhh yes, it's the same set but in Russian.. yeah, he's foaming
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 4:29, archived)
# PAR FOR THE COURSE
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:37, archived)
# GIVE ME POWER!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:45, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:36, archived)
# weed dog approves
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:45, archived)
# done sick on my shirt a little bit
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 6:41, archived)
# HE'S.. HE'S.. YEAH, YEAH, HE IS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:32, archived)
# GOT A LIGHT BRO?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:47, archived)
#
The pic in this article... isn't that Thumb Guy?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 4:11, archived)
# WARNING: CIGARETTES CAUSE YOUR HEAD TO BECOME LIKE THUMB DUDES
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 4:17, archived)
# They grow up so quickly
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 4:22, archived)
# that's crazy, we've had graphic warnings on our smokes for years
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 6:36, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE SMOKING
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 6:58, archived)
# AWWW YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:10, archived)
# excellent image-mash!
(that's the Wish You Were Here guy, right?)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:10, archived)
# NO!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:26, archived)
# I feel like chicken tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 1:24, archived)
#

"gonna make some rice tonight, tonight, tonight..."
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 1:30, archived)
# NO CHICKEN TONIGHT !!!


you'll eat bat or nothing !
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 1:47, archived)
# Bats!!!! I'd rather drink dogs piss!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 1:55, archived)
# well hell!
who'd pass up dog piss under any circumstances?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 1:56, archived)
# Martin Short, for one
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 1:57, archived)
# That's what he says in public,
the truth is he can empty a spaniel in under five minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 2:03, archived)
# What is his technique?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 2:10, archived)
# Blackmail.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 2:31, archived)
# it's lies. Spaniels can only hover for about 2 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:38, archived)
# The International Heterosexual known as Martin Short accepts nothing less than the finest cat piss.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 2:10, archived)
# YOU KNOW IT
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 2:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 4:08, archived)
# ahhhhhahhhhah YES
 
that's one deleted scene that should've stayed in
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 2:09, archived)
# Are there any bats in this hotel?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 1:56, archived)
# perhaps here
www.gadling.com/2006/03/21/best-cave-hotels/
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 2:03, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 2:55, archived)
#
(hreqz, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:15, archived)
# chchchchchchchch
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 1:56, archived)
# HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPZZZZZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 2:01, archived)
# FUCK
Ed Balls looks like he came right out of Dark Hams.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 2:21, archived)
# yep
looking for something unrelated I found this one, simple but deeply unsettling
www.b3ta.com/board/9743976
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 6:31, archived)
# Please settle an argument I am having with my partner.
Are those Hula Hoops or Cheezels?
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:53, archived)
# I have come here to eat chicken and kick ass
AND I'M ALL OUT OF CHICKEN
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 2:02, archived)
# and the bat is spoken for
might I suggest the possum? It's almost fresh.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 2:06, archived)
# TWO WHOLE CHICKENS? YOU'LL MAKE YOURSELF SICK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 2:11, archived)
# The sickness is the best part!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 2:32, archived)
# NOW YOU TELL ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:02, archived)
# CHICKEN RICH BUT TIME POOR
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:11, archived)
#
Anyone remember "hamfisted brotards". It used to have one result in GIS, then I made a pic which was an image of the results page containing the one result, plus my image of the results page.
Anyway, the image I made is now the first result, and there are now hundreds of other results. The single result that used to turn up is no longer on the first page of results though.

www.google.com/search?q=hamfisted+brotards&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi

Do try to keep up. I'll be asking questions later.
 

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:00, archived)
# Also I performed a show at a nearby pub with a friend and we called ourselves the hamfisted brotards.
There were only 7 or 8 people there
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:06, archived)
# !!!!
What did your performance consist of?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:11, archived)
# He played bass and stomped on a hi-hat pedal while I sang songs about wanting to be normal
we wore spandex.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:13, archived)
# ART
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:16, archived)
# I wish I could believe you gronkpan, I really do.
I so want this to be true.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:29, archived)
# I'm pretty sure I asked you at the time if you minded me using the name
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:43, archived)
# Mate, if you'd been honest with me and told me it was for ART
I'd definitely have said no. I thought you were just going to shout it at people on the bus.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:50, archived)
# I would have had a larger audience if I did
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:52, archived)
# they like their food, and they are very nice people
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn3hlyCv_f8
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:56, archived)
# /obligatory flanbase thread

S'me done. night all...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:00, archived)
# Sheeeeeit, Silent Hill much?


And nighty night! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 1:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 1:55, archived)
# Hahaha, what the fuck's going on here?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 2:08, archived)
# This reminds me The Exorcist, the stairs scene
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:06, archived)
#
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:15, archived)
[challenge entry] which reminds me
made this at the weekend just before i passed out...

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:18, archived)
# is it gay when you hold your friend's hand while he/she comes? I would say yes
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:25, archived)
# are you holding their hand?
or are they holding yours?
is there any squeezing?
there are far too many questions here. you really ought to be more specific.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:29, archived)
# a good firm grip around the wrist from both parties is probably recommended, particularly if one of said parties is suspended from a high place, to heighten his/her pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:38, archived)
# Even if your friend is the opposite sex? o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:34, archived)
# the opposite of sex is physically impossible.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:39, archived)
# Hmm... *ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:43, archived)
# don't be inviting anymore mo mowlam posts now.
remember what happened last time.
the hamsters can't take it.
not again.
please.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:45, archived)
# It's a pretty shit movie to boot
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 1:47, archived)
# No, it's only gay if balls touch
Take the dutch rudder for example - TOTALLY NOT GAY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 1:37, archived)
# DUTCH RUDDER AHOY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 1:50, archived)
# the best part about a dutch rudder is that IT'S NOT GAY
although you do have to say 'no homo' a few times
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 1:55, archived)
# how many legs has babby
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:08, archived)
# Babbies are the new dogs
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:14, archived)
# best in breed
fritzel?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:18, archived)
# They are everywhere
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:22, archived)
# i'm usually not proud of my freebase images, but.......
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:58, archived)
# RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 1:25, archived)
# B& from the GR&ST&
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 2:13, archived)
# we were all puppies once, even you and I
www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=bpZbPo2jyWU
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:23, archived)
# Major LOLs from 1:00 and onwards
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 1:26, archived)
# the History of Dogs is the closing track from Drawing On Other Peoples' Heads
good selection here on myspace for streaming:
www.myspace.com/weviestonderr/music/songs

I've obtained three albums so far, DOOPH is the best overall, but Eat Your Own Ears and The Bucket both have some fine fucking songs
The Kenyan Harry EP I may just have to get from Amazon
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 2:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha
not come across these before.
BIG AS YOUR HEAD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 2:34, archived)
# they've been quietly making batshit dadaist music for about fifteen years I think
this is the track that got me hooked
Lady's Leg Licked

quite a few other songs on youtube, and the odd glimpse of them live
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 2:53, archived)
# Yeah I listened to that.
I like the cut of their jib.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:12, archived)
# DANCE THE FANDANGO IN THE HOUSE OF FUCKING SWEETS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:31, archived)
# crawl fuckers
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:49, archived)
# fresh
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:57, archived)
# as fuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 1:53, archived)
# hurrrrrrrr I'm a durrrrrg
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 2:56, archived)
# wuuuuurf wuuuuuuurf
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:10, archived)
# Yeehaw!!!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:50, archived)
# He looks frilled to bits
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:56, archived)
# I'm monitor-ing all replies.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:57, archived)
# Good, I may need some help, as I'm newt to this.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:58, archived)
# It's all in-skink-tive.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:22, archived)
# go ShockTurkey
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha! :'D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:23, archived)
# hahahaffuck!
whoa ho hoooo--shittin to the muuusic

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:26, archived)
# okay I've heard of web sites where girls pop balloons in their underwear but this is something new
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:09, archived)
# how about melons?
www.youtube.com/results?search_query=melon+crush
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 2:39, archived)
# Nice.
As a reward, have this which really doesn't deserve a thread of its own.
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:57, archived)
# I always thought magenta Dinosaurs were the most rapey.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Worryingly
Mrs Moog said the same thing just before I posted this.
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:04, archived)
# It actually looks like a rather tender moment
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Shockjaw evening?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:05, archived)
# something is foul here

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:07, archived)
# Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:09, archived)
# hahah took me a while to look at the face :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:14, archived)
# I might have actually done the original picture some justice.
It was hideous!

EDIT: Here it is www.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/t4.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:19, archived)
# haha--looks shopped, is it? right?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:10, archived)
# Nope, something this terrifying actually exists somewhere in the world.
Poor poor... uhh... whatever it was when it was alive.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:14, archived)
# they do get worse as you go down the page
www.sadanduseless.com/2011/08/taxidermy-failures/

sad and useless indeed :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 1:10, archived)
# There's a Facebook group with loads of photos like these.
Whether the group still exists or not is unknown.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 1:35, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:17, archived)
# hahahaha yeehaw! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:46, archived)
# You can't beat a bit of bad taxidermy.


Well you can but you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:51, archived)
# especially the dusty, moth eaten ones with hair missing
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:54, archived)
# Definitely.
The hilariously deformed ones are perfect for Photoshopping, hence above.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:01, archived)
# suddenly not so hungry
www.sadanduseless.com/image.php?n=1607
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 1:08, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:58, archived)
# fookin bizarre :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:52, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:51, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 1:11, archived)
# hahahahaha arghhhhhhh

just put this hear as it's not worth a new thread,just thought i'd test depth using focus and it works quite well and easily.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:29, archived)
# My Jazz Band nears completion :)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Yay
His eyebrows are alive with rhythm :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:41, archived)
# :)
Syncopated Rodgers and Hammerstein
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:52, archived)
# Valin?
oh... anyone spoken to valin on here recently out of interest?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:42, archived)
# I did.
He got a weak back about a week back. That's all I know. o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:43, archived)
# needs more squirrel
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:47, archived)
# a little domination wouldn't hurt either
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:48, archived)
# world domination?

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:52, archived)
# tight brass and loose tits
uh mmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:12, archived)
# I also have an accordion
I have two arms though
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:58, archived)
# 2--that's all it takes! :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:06, archived)
# Ahahahaha
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:59, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:19, archived)
# hahah--looks bored as hell
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:33, archived)
# This is fantastic and always will be.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:38, archived)
# Thankya much !
it's not easy to get an armless statue to gig :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:46, archived)

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