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# woooooahhoooah i'm in love with hooogis, hooogis
hooogis
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(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 0:47, archived)
# Sophisticated.
Although I always prefer to misspell it "bastads" meself.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:14, archived)
# oh look...a candle
happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:15, archived)
# Thanks, man
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:22, archived)
# I'd like more details of the free brushes before I commit myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:30, archived)
# Shat lav!
The return of the Hogis!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 4:14, archived)
# ...and suddenly I thought "Giraffe!"

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:51, archived)
# i'm glad you did
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:51, archived)
# 'nings Smash
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:53, archived)
# and a good ning to you, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:54, archived)
# fuck it, i'm seriously in need of sleep.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 0:10, archived)
# Delightfully bizarre!
Right I'm off to bed. Ready for another 14-hour shift tomorrow.
G'night all ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:55, archived)
# rather you than me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:56, archived)
# How can you be sure?
Maybe if you'd ever had a job, you might find you enjoyed it.
Or perhaps decided getting all your hours done in fewer shifts was worth it for the extra free time.
And while I'm in tory mode - why haven't you ever had a job?
Just curious, you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 0:16, archived)
# short answer
i'm disabled
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 0:24, archived)
# And what?
I wouldn't ask except I seem to remember more than one of your posts where you revel in the fact that you've never worked.
And if you think being disabled is a good reason not to work, you're kind of undermining all the disableds who have managed to get jobs.
There was a blind quadraplegic on that radio4 the other day who was a doctor. I think you're just being lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 0:31, archived)
# it's not something i really like to talk about
i have a very hard time dealing with it. i'd like to have a job, if only so i could earn my own money. hopefully, after another 2 operations, i may be well enough to work. then i'll only have to worry about going blind and, if other blind people can work, i'm damn sure i can.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 0:35, archived)
# If I have misjudged you, then I apologise.
I was previously under the misapprehension that you were someone who had always chosen not to work.
Which in itself I wouldn't have a problem with - I only get annoyed with terminally unemployed people who whine about being poor.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 0:40, archived)
# i try not to get too wound up about it
and as i'm seeing a reconstructive surgeon sometime soon, it may not be too long before i'm finally fixed. after all, it's only been 24 bloody years they've kept me waiting! ;)
anyway, to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 0:46, archived)
#
If only there were jobs that involved sitting down and using a computer keyboard.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:03, archived)
# I could do that
Gives a job
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:05, archived)
# That sums me up
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 0:00, archived)
# nice arts
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:58, archived)
# Ta muchly
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 0:00, archived)
# Nicely done :) *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 0:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 0:05, archived)
# this is happening somewhere in the universe
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 0:04, archived)
# It certainly is...
...I couldn't possibly have imagined it so it must be real
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 0:07, archived)
# gah! always when I leave my camera in the car :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 0:22, archived)
# i like the pop out
i'm making something where geraldine chapline pops out of an alabasta vase, so this please smee
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 0:15, archived)
# She was a bit of a saucy minx when she was younger
used to make me pop out :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 0:19, archived)
# Photoshopping is hard work!


Presumably the hacking minigame is replaced with an Excel spreadsheet. As is the story, shooting and stealth.
(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 22:35, archived)
# His neck seems strangely lacking in contour
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:14, archived)
# It`s almost like
he isn`t real
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:15, archived)
# His face isn't real either and that is positively craggy
It's the disparity that looks odd to me
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:18, archived)
# looking again
his whole body looks wafer thin
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Yeah
Like someone's put a shirt and waistcoat on a cardboard cut-out
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:25, archived)
# that laptop's fake too!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:51, archived)
# Plastic surgery perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:20, archived)
# anna in marketing is a slag
everyone's had her, she's the office bike
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Everyone except him
That's what the complaint was about
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:23, archived)
# he's a composite man with a wafer-like body
sex would be difficult and quite likely painful
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:27, archived)
# Isn't it always?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:30, archived)
# ummmmm
no.........
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10528103
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:39, archived)
# what can i say?
i like pretzels
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:43, archived)
# I like the proper American dough pretzels
Same shape but a totally different taste and texture
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:47, archived)
# i loved those pretzel flips
the ones with dark chocolate on them were lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:48, archived)
# I think those ones passed me by
I only really eat the little salty ones when I'm drinking and they're near to hand
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:53, archived)
# i buy them sometimes
they come in handy when i don't feel like a proper meal
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:55, archived)
# Hello.

Previous advice can be found here here, here, and here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 22:31, archived)
# so instead of smelling of man-batter
her breath will smell of fermented weeds?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Yes.
A great improvement I'm sure you'll agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 22:38, archived)
# my breath has never really smelled of either
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 22:44, archived)
# That sucks!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 4:28, archived)
# Now I like cheese. And I like anchovies.
But which is better?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 22:43, archived)
# it's quite easy
anchovies are fucking disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 22:45, archived)
# You surprise me there.. I thought you would have liked the joys of the fishy treats....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 22:58, archived)
# i love shellfish
but i don't really like actual fish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:00, archived)
# Use anchoviise as a flavouring......like a spoon of marmite in a stew...
IE... marmite equells disgusting.... a little in a stew adds a little depth that nothing else can.....

Anchovies mixed with dressing for salds is ace.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:05, archived)
# my salad dressings tend towards the simple
either salad cream, mayonnaise, or something involving lots of chilli
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:07, archived)
# Yer me too 99% perscent of the time.... salad cream vinigar salt and white/ black pepper..
Just people tent to try and eat an anchovie and go yuck....! but stick them in a dressing instead of salt and they're great....

Just dished my chiken wings up.......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:19, archived)
# nice!
i'm having thai noodle soup, easy on the noodles, with extra chillies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Oh cheese every time.
Anchovies are rotting fishwrongs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 22:50, archived)
# Although disapointing if you have to have it for dinner....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 22:57, archived)
# Surley it should be "Which is batter?"...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 22:55, archived)
# so you like a bit of both huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:00, archived)
# my what big eyes you have
...the better to make you vomit from
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:03, archived)
# is that fish a briem?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:03, archived)
# It`s a mong fish
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:07, archived)
# ah
ok, then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:21, archived)
# i'm actually quite happy to eat monkfish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:22, archived)
# akshally, i like the way their little eyeballs pop in my mouth when i chew them
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:07, archived)
# The best sex is always followed by a salty kiss....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:00, archived)
# only if you've got a fantastic lover who eats pretzels in bed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:01, archived)
# soz if bindun orredy, innit
innit
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 21:26, archived)
# Haha.. it's make your mind up time...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Terence from Croydon.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 21:50, archived)
# front page
like.
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 22:17, archived)
# i'm bored, too
i don't think wearing a silly hat would help much
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Hmm..
How silly, exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 22:27, archived)
# very silly
like the blue plastic one with the fan in the peak, or the fluorescent lime green and yellow one with the extremely large brim, or the loony tunes-camouflage one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 22:29, archived)
# Yep.
You're right.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:06, archived)
# no taxation without deprivation
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 21:25, archived)
# It was fat cunt bloke (Pickles) the other week
saying the higher rate tax would not just effect the super rich but also impact the poorer normal everyday £2million pound home owning families.

did I say cunt? cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Ha! Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 21:38, archived)
# so true
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 21:59, archived)
# How much money do you need in life to live comfortably before this onset of avarice?
Enough to have paid the children's education and university, own a car or two, a nice house or two, and enjoy comfortable and quite frankly carefree lifestyle?

It always amazes me some people, in the highest tax bracket (ie: they earn shit loads of cash), feel so uncharitable about society, when there's obviously so many people having a thoroughly much shittier time in life than they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 22:55, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:24, archived)
# Too true.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:26, archived)
# Hahaha, look at the crazy MP lady, wait, what?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Hello, Nadine I'm Dorries, I Haven't A Clue.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 20:51, archived)
# I'd say she played a pretty good distraction tactic while Cameron killed the NHS
but I don't think she's that bright
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 20:53, archived)
# She's a tool
both figuratively and literally.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Being the craziest Tory
really is quite the achievement
(jesseventura, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Very
true..
WYH!
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Depressingly true.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 20:55, archived)
# milf
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 21:18, archived)
# I want to put my willy in her mouth.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 21:21, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 21:28, archived)
# PREFUCK QUADRANT: Ft Parliament
SMILES ME SOME JAZZ
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 21:30, archived)
# parliament thrustwank went unknown
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 21:43, archived)
# lost unda thundagunt
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 22:13, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10528035
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 21:34, archived)
# yeah
i'd do that
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 21:42, archived)
# "Crazy abortion"?... is that like the medical equivelent of "crazy golf"?
Youy have to shoot under age mothers with a shot gun, through the revolving arms of a windmill, and bounce the dead baby off a 45 degree angle in the course to land it in the incinerator

As long as it brings about change for a better Britain, that's all that matters.

The PM looks like he's at least enjoyed playing.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 21:19, archived)
# *sound of politics whooshing over my head*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 21:22, archived)
# She has been in the press for weeks grabbing headlines trying to change the laws on abortion so Christian support groups can get involved
a couple of hours ago her attempts were thrown out, and a few minutes later the few mps that bothered to turn up voted in favour of privatising/fucking us poor people in the arse/killing the NHS
Because america's healthcare system works a treat and people have paid them to make ours the same
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 21:27, archived)
# The bill isn't about destroying the NHS.
It's about making GPs responsible for comissioning services.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 22:57, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha..er
..you are joking right?!
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:54, archived)
# her sexual frustration
is sexually frustrating
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 21:53, archived)
# THERE ARE TOO MANY BASTARDS
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Tory regimes are always a little bit odd
though the last labour one got a bit odd I admit
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:15, archived)
# shes..........
mental...and an MP from near where Im from.
Always in the local papers crapping on like a spiteful Daily Mail editorial made flesh..

She'd get it though wouldn't she lads eh?
she'd fucking get it though eh? EH?



(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:53, archived)
# I for one am happy to chip in towards the
£190 million pounds p.a. cost of what is in many cases a lazy form of contraception.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Lazy form of contraception alright
It's just not worth the hassle of getting a condom out the drawer when if the worst happens I know the wife can just pop down the abortion clinic (they have them in Tesco now, next to the fag counter) and get herself sorted. Bonus if she's had her jobseeker's allowance she can buy a box of donuts on the way out to watch with Jeremy Kyle.

Fuck knows what she'd do if abortion was illegal. We'd have had about eleven sprogs by now...think of the benefits we'd get! Woohooo!

*takes pin to box condoms*
(I helped save b3ta! AWPS, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:26, archived)
# This only occurred to me last night
(jesseventura, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 19:55, archived)
# "Windmill windmill of the land
(something something something...)."
Heard that song for the first time in ages a couple of days ago. It's worse than I remembered.
Although thinking about it I might have been influenced by the fact that the DJ was a douche.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 20:03, archived)
# You're not wrong; it's definitely not one of Gorillaz's best.
That's Double Bass.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRewkpWZTzA
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 20:08, archived)
# I like
Rock the House: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRlmM88zzbY
(jesseventura, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 20:33, archived)
# Another good one :)
That whole album is a masterpiece; didn't think much of Demon Days or Plastic Beach, I have to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 20:36, archived)
# That's...dull?
Personally I liked Feel Good Inc.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Sep 2011, 20:38, archived)
# youre joking, right?
Its one of their best tunes. Gorillaz stuff is either dull, genre-encompassing for the sake of it, or great like 'feel good inc' was
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 20:43, archived)
# I'm willing to conceded that it may be one of their best tunes
if you're willing to concede that it's shit :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Yes. The gorillas are a cartoon band
download.lardlad.com/framegrabs/9F22/126.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 21:23, archived)
# haha you're right
the one on the top left looks like he should be in this band
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Silly
(jesseventura, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 20:53, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Rambo vs Tyson--a must-see prize fight
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:54, archived)
# i'd pay just to see tyson walking the streets looking like that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:55, archived)
# I'm surprised the courts haven't insisted on it :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:58, archived)
# i wish they would
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 19:02, archived)
# ooh you kinky bitch
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:58, archived)
# not really
it's pissing down, that collar would fill up with water and drown him within five minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 19:01, archived)
# when is the gay pride march?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 19:48, archived)
# Novak Djokovic
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 19:06, archived)
# don't see a connection
but this is b3ta, so...
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 19:13, archived)
# imagine Novak with long hair
maybe just me though
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 19:14, archived)
# gotcha--I can see it :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 19:17, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 21:05, archived)
# I was just flipping through the IKEA catalogue, and found this (!)


Click for bigger (181 kb)
(harmless kitty, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:17, archived)
# no beer and no t.v make homer something something.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:22, archived)
# Go crazy?
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:30, archived)
# DON'T MIND IF I DO!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:31, archived)
# what do you mean "go"
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:34, archived)
# i'm not crazy
my psychiatrist told me so, right after i released him from the headlock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:51, archived)
# MTEL
I don't get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:57, archived)
# star wars ?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Haha.
I just realized the light coming down out of the sky.

Don't mind me. I haven't eaten since yesterday morning, and am slightly more out of my mind than usual. Yippee. Death.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 19:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 20:13, archived)
# If you go to Ikea
you could buy one of each, bring them home, photograph them, do something with them, and then post it here.
:@ )
they are called 'products'.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 20:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:00, archived)
# whoa - double image attack!
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:03, archived)
# haha beats mine
shouldn't there be a Starbucks in the background ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Male or female?
And GIF needs someone saying 'Enhance'.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:07, archived)
# :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkcU0gwZUdg
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:11, archived)
# These special effects remind me of going to see star wars at the cinama when it first came out...
And the falcon went into hyper drive.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:10, archived)
# If you drive at night when it's snowing with full beams on
it's a similar effect.

Stopping distance are comparable, too... ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:18, archived)
# "Driving at night when it's snowing with full beams on ain't like dusting crops kid..!"
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:22, archived)
# Driving at night when it's snowing
is infinitely more fun than watching Star Wars imo.
Of course in George Lucas' universe, you can drive at night when it's snowing, then 15 years later you can go back and change it so that you were driving on a lovely sunny day.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:24, archived)
# So in George Lucasas world........ they is no need to spend loads of money dusting your crops before they fail...
You can just wait to see if they do fail, if they don't fail you've saved loads of money, but if they do fail, you can just go back in time and pay for them to be dusted, thuse only having to pay for dusting when it needed to be dusted with dust, thuse maximising your profit on your crops and saving dust as well
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:34, archived)
# What you've got there
is the basis of a new trilogy. Just get some fucking awful puppets together and you're ready to go.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:36, archived)
# I'll travel back in time and think of it again before I ever told you what it was....
Dusts off my time machine....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:42, archived)
# i've never done that, sadly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:26, archived)
# It ain't like dusting crops.....................
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:29, archived)
# i don't dust my ornaments, never mind crops
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:30, archived)
# Dusting ornaments ain't like flying through hyper space kid...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:36, archived)
# *headdesks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:39, archived)
# pure
excellence
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:12, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 20:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:42, archived)
# poor tommy lee jones
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:43, archived)
# Haha!
'Package'!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Of SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:54, archived)
# you can't package SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:58, archived)
# can
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:00, archived)
# only one way to find out...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:02, archived)
# I ain't fighting Smashy
she'd kill me

(mind you - what a way to go!)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:05, archived)
# it'd blow your mind
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:08, archived)
# I do not doubt it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:12, archived)
# ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:14, archived)
# alright, you can't can SCIENCE, then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Moon laws are different, it seems.
Where you could probably get a tupperware box of physics, and a freezer bag of biology.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:00, archived)
# a tetra-pack of chemistry
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:03, archived)
# i have much tupperware
it contains soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:05, archived)
# blue string soup
ah!! the pic needs BIN LIDS !!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:06, archived)
# wheelie bin lids are great
for sledging on
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:07, archived)
# I keep imagining all the astonoughts being called back to nasa now....
As when they first landed back on earth, they promised that they had left everything tidy up there, because they thought no one is ever going to know....;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:57, archived)
# A copy of Razzle and hankies scattered all around..
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:59, archived)
# They didnt mark on the photo
SPACE-WANK KIT
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:05, archived)
# It just floats off into space
the due a terrible miscalculation of scale - floods an alien city

(credit Douglas Adams)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Still waiting for the real rude shape with the tyre tracks.. you're not telling me that they didn't..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:08, archived)
# See
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:59, archived)
# hehe
hes breathing his own fart gas - thats how he's still alive
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:03, archived)
# I bit like living in Swindon....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:22, archived)
# I can feel a spangin' coming on...


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(Bocboy, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Arf!
That woman's mouth is so wide I bet her head can hinge right back.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:39, archived)
#
NEVER SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT ALLY MCBEAL!!!!


(if you don't mind)
(Good Penny, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:44, archived)
# I'm not saying it's a bad thing...
I imagine *smutty comment goes here*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Will this one do...
www.b3ta.com/board/10527901
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:48, archived)
# ally mcbeal was shit
no, really, like sex in the shitty, total shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:05, archived)
# I agree.
One of my favourite role models on how to wear a nice short skirt.
(Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid!, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 19:02, archived)
# That was always my fantasy.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:47, archived)
# very unimpressive cleavage, that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:42, archived)
# two aspirins on an ironing board
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:53, archived)
# bitter pills to swallow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:55, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:44, archived)
# Pffft....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Cum on those tits?
Never!
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:00, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:01, archived)
# hometime now


(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:34, archived)
# yes
is this science?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:54, archived)
# NO
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:02, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:00, archived)
# etc

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:21, archived)
# What a coincidence! I was just fondling some babybel wax.
I like your throbbing circles, Wolf.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:27, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Yay... loving these....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:28, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:30, archived)
# This would be the perfect ident if bbc joined with chanal 4
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:39, archived)
# oooo, nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:31, archived)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:31, archived)
# it's always the same, isn't it?
you put the garden hose in the shed and it tangles itself up in everything
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:33, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Berttie basset has had a bad accident.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:43, archived)
# Hello.

Previous helpful advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:16, archived)
# sound advice
I had to unblock a toilet this morning because there was a banana skin in it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:18, archived)
# it just slipped out
LOLATHON!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Who the fuck ate a banana skin?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)
# if i saw a banana skin in my toilet, i'd be very worried
and then sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Sorry, that was me
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:22, archived)
# *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:17, archived)
# Jawa Mushrooms!

Make poo brown
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:24, archived)
# They'll look a picture at the ball.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Shiitakeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:23, archived)
# Haha..... I think the guy in this story found your advice about spanking on Monday a bit soft....
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-14820584
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:25, archived)
# GARLIC BREAD?!
And there was my representation of Peter Kay's entire career.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:29, archived)
# peter kay can go and shit in his best hat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:32, archived)
# It's bad enough people are trying to be him now.
*cough*JasonManford*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:36, archived)
# oh god, don't get me started
i quite like sarah millican, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:38, archived)
# Yeah, she ain't bad.
I think too many 'comedians' today aim for fame, not for appeal, like that Michael McIntyre cunt selling himself out everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:46, archived)
# he's another one i'd like to twat with a fresh cod
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Haha, get in line.
Anything to fuck up the sniveling ponces day.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:59, archived)
# very much so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:06, archived)
# I liked him when he first came on the TV.. now I'm bored of him....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:38, archived)
# always hated him, the unfunny shitpile
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:39, archived)
# I just liked the northrn humour... but only when it first came on the tv and was still fresh..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:55, archived)
# if i met a person who acted like that
i wouldn't want anything to do with them, so why should i find someone doing a perfect imitation of a cunt even remotely funny?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:59, archived)
# Alan Partridge? The young ones? Bottom? Black adder? they're all pretty cunty..and I wouldn't want anything to do with any of them
But laughing at them at not with them?

Or is he just one of those you find that iritating you could never laugh..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:19, archived)
# the young ones, bottom and blackadder are all in my good books
alan partridge is on the irritating cunt i could never laugh at list, along with peter kay and michael mcintyre
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:24, archived)
# I don't even know who Micheal Mcintyre is..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:38, archived)
# lucky you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:40, archived)
# He's a one-trick pony.
He was amusing at first, but only because he mentions things like Video Library VHS cases.

Now it's kinda sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:45, archived)
# I only liked the program...Was it pheonix nights? didn't like his stand up shows...
And only like the first couple of series... it was just a bit different untill it all became the same....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Phoenix Nights was pretty damn good, I have to admit.
It didn't jam Northern culture down your throat nearly as much as his stand-alone stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:57, archived)
# It could have been a parody of a documentry of a working mens club anywhere in Britain...
But with a northen twist that gave it a twist of honesty, that made you cringe at yourself as you laughed at it's credibility....

"We'll be serving proper food, like scampie and chicken and chips in a basket..."
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:06, archived)
# I totally get you.
If you watch 'That Peter Kay Thing', it definitely puts the idea that it's a satire forward. And if that's what they were going for, it certainly worked.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Garlic bread's srs biznz.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:48, archived)
# sound advice!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 22:32, archived)
# I can't tell if I've gone "Star Wars" or "Moonraker".

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:42, archived)
# shouldn't pip have just gone wooohoooo like Han Solo?
(and people complain about Jake Lloyds Yippee!)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)
# I wanted to use the line "I have you now".
But it only works if you're targeting someone.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:46, archived)
# what about "I'll take them myself - cover me!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:59, archived)
# When I read the bit "wooohoooo" before I read it was meant to be Han solo....
I read it the voice of a woman, just like that sound only women can make, and men can't make at all, the noise they make when one female spots another she is aquainted with, at a distance.. "wooohoooo" or "Coooeeee" is another...

I will now never be able to think of Han solo in the same light ever again...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:59, archived)
# wesley snipes can make that noise
haven't you seen demolition man?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Racks brains and remembers...!!
Wesley is a fairly talented actor though... and the rest of us men just inadiquate mortals....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)
# he's also got an arse i'd like to sink my teeth into
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)
# I'm so generous that I'd let you have the lot there..... ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Cooooeeee! You're all clear kid, now lets buy those shoes and go home
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:02, archived)
# "Wooohooooo I'v been waiting for you Obi wan..."
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:13, archived)
# YIF fighters.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:46, archived)
# can't be moonraker
they're not paired off into breeding couples and nobody's got metal teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Yeah, but it did have a stupid space battle.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:50, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)
# I find it a bit odd that you'll change brand names; presumably to avoid any comeback, but seem comfortable with including a tie interceptor in the comic
(likeajackhammer, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)
# just sayin'
(likeajackhammer, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Pip hops in one because it IS a TIE. He's a geek and can't resist.
If I'd used a TIE-but-not-a-TIE it would've lost something, especially with later gags.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:05, archived)
# fair enough.... makes sense
(likeajackhammer, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Plus, I hate Lucas, and this is the closest I can get to kicking his shrivveled, creatively dehydrated nut-sack.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)
# have you seen the red tails thing he's written?
looks rather good
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)
# I don't think he's written it?
(likeajackhammer, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:20, archived)
# he's credited as writer on IMDB
they could be wrong of course.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 19:46, archived)
# I think it's moonraker gradually morphing into starwars..... I'd pay to see that at the cinama...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Where's cenaris?
Im worried...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:13, archived)
# george lucas gonna sue somebodies ass.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:07, archived)
#

Crap--intended to post in my thread below--sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Ah well, what's done is done
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)
# bloody vandals
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:15, archived)
# haha
I like them better this way
(men boles Benea, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:16, archived)
# that is rather good
and relevant to the compo i suggested last week. Do iiiiiiit!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:17, archived)
# the best ideas
are the best ones
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:20, archived)
# WOO!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Woo this
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Ooh TA!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:38, archived)
# that's a bit good
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:36, archived)
# TA TA
Rory...er...I mean Rattle...errrr...head...errrr...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Ready for Endor I see.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Shhhh...
...don't tell though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Don't worry...it's hunting season!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)
# AT AT
autoclicks
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:47, archived)
# hahaha, nice
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:35, archived)
# They're going to need a lot more paint before they start on the death star...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)
# bad bad photography photography
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:02, archived)
# glad its not over
exposed
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)
# I shutter to think
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:07, archived)
# it's not so bad
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Needs more drumkit/cliff
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:34, archived)
# oi, that's ours
that's ours
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:28, archived)
# needs more spluttercock
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Flash photography?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:06, archived)
# One of the greatest paradoxes of our time.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:12, archived)
# he could endeavour to dock with himself
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Although he may tear a giant hole in the fabric of logic if he did so.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:33, archived)
# not to mention snap a banjo string
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:44, archived)
# saviour of the universe
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)
# I think that would be Flash Gordon Brown
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Coatse ?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:18, archived)
# self exposure
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:19, archived)

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