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# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Kangamoo

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:26, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Instant milkshake :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Yiff yiff, and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:27, archived)
# mmm kissable
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Phwoar!!
Yiff yiff grrr
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:31, archived)
# cor!
can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:37, archived)
# gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:39, archived)
# gaaahFaack! I tried to cheat with four legal sized files
and naturally they wouldn't sync :(


As intended:
dl.dropbox.com/u/29207904/Philip%20Dance_Large%20File.gif
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:02, archived)
# hahahaha
what a wonderful fail
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:05, archived)
# I had to laugh--looks like he's dancing in a fuckin earthquake
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:40, archived)
# :D like an entire film crew at work
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:43, archived)
# * Seams ok...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:08, archived)
# I like this
:)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:08, archived)
# I love it just the way it is!
*croons*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:09, archived)
# hahaha
but the great thing is, it's a different frame that goes out of synch on each refresh!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:09, archived)
# oh god, you're right ...faaak
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:12, archived)
# ooh ooh!
They've all gone in synch for me now!

(at least until I hit post on this reply...)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Gah
Now I'm just amusing myself by hitting F5

I might be here some time
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:22, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:12, archived)
# under the winking tree strange things happennnnnn
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Lovely.............. kerrydarlington.co.uk
Have you seen her "Tree of tranquility" series
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:26, archived)
# His face fits perfect!!
The mix of total concentration and 'look at me go' joy!
*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:13, archived)
# this is the first time I've ever laughed at my own post
gawd
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Tis ace sir!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:16, archived)
# hahahah
he's like a puppet
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Hahaha, looks good to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:22, archived)
# hahaha
proper comedy there
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:26, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:35, archived)
# hahah--maybe there is some symbolism here I'm not aware of :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:37, archived)
# he likes to sacrifice corgis to lucifer
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:40, archived)
# without the wife's blessing, no doubt :P
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:41, archived)
# hahah
still doesn't make him likable.

Also, norty filesize, splitting it in to two doesn't make it better *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:41, archived)
# *is covered with tsk-tsk* ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:46, archived)
# ah, the best i got was the top quarters and the bottom quarters in sync at the same time
edit - no, wait! I'm sync'd
well, i was for a moment
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:10, archived)
# :)
Can't hang about, gotta dash.If movie mergers wins, I'll compo it later

Or not....
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Obviously the Shining...
Ice cold in Alex as well?
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:47, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:50, archived)
# that lady is gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:57, archived)
# yes
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4277393.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:01, archived)
# someone gets old as time goes on
*shock horror!*

Im sure marylin monroe doesnt look too hot right now too...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:04, archived)
# I expect she's in deep freeze somewhere in Kennedy Mansion
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:09, archived)
# hahaha
the fastest loss of an erection in human history just occured
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Although she sucks at handbrake usage
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:02, archived)
# She is rather.
I like the filnm very much, but the book is just wonderful. One of my favourites no matter how many times I've read it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:06, archived)
# ^ that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:09, archived)
# DON'T START THAT ALLREADY!
* I've not even had my lunch pint yet...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:09, archived)
# ha ha
working from home FTW, who needs glasses? I have cans...ha ha ha..
*edit* alone :(
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:13, archived)
# nicely done
this will be a good compo if it gets in
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:50, archived)
# There seem to be shenanigans afoot with the voting...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:50, archived)
# How so, Mr Headwound?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:53, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10528351
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Ah.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Tea won ??
maybe just me, but I can't even see that being suggested?
bunch of arse, I say.

(what'll we do for the challenge? - *looks at desk* - I know!!!)
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Greatest shop evah.
Now make it blink. KIDDING!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:54, archived)
# How could they not tell he was a spy?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Now make it blink.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:07, archived)
# no love for my monsters, and I thought people were sick of movie stuff :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Goatse logo?


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From bigsocietynhs.wordpress.com/, which is coincidentally a good read on why the current NHS reforms are a load of wank.
(Maels, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:34, archived)
# that reminds me
I have a proctology examination coming up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Which one reminds you?
The reforms part, or the wank part?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Are the NHS having a laugh?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Candlez........!!!!!!
happy, happy, joy, joy!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Thank you :D
eight years and still not been able to escape
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:42, archived)
# candular festivities ma'am
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Happy Candlze!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:42, archived)
# CANDLES!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:49, archived)
# I don't want to eat any cake she blew on!
brings to mind this: hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/10/god-of-cake.html
Have a happy one, bus lady!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:00, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Happy Candles Ma'm
:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:59, archived)
# ^ MORE CANDLES!

CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:13, archived)
# that is fucking fantastic
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:36, archived)
# happy candles
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:32, archived)
# many of us have two hands
and oft-times we have to pull something apart.
It is rarely an anus.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:47, archived)
# speak for yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:49, archived)
# I concur.
Twice or thrice per year should suffice.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Good Moaning - The vote for this week's QOTW is up. Vote hard, vote often.

- Bring back...
What would you like to see brought back, and why? Submitter wants his dead dad :(

- Break-ups
Breaking up with your ex. Did it go as planned? Did you have loads of massive sex? Tell us about the massive sex.

- Sports
"...and after they put his nads in a jar, I vowed never to play ice hockey again. THE END"

- Naughtiest thing I did at school
We'll get this as the QOTW if it's the last thing we do. PS TEECHER SMELLS OF POO

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We didn't get much of a choice this week - if you have a QOTW idea, you can suggest it HERE
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Where's the Image Challange?
EDIT: Where's the Image Challange? Oh, it's down there, Sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:11, archived)
# but its not
its not started yet - still at the voting stage, the lazy tnucs!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:13, archived)
# I fear that if we get school naughtiness
I'll just end up reading a weeks worth of stories that I read on 'Laws Of The Playground' 6 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:12, archived)
# Nah, they've usually got a grain of believability to them.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:20, archived)
# I think for once you are giving people more credit than I am.
I meant literally the exact same stories copied word for word.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Nah, they'd change them to include incidents of extreme According and getting off with the fittest girl in school.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:32, archived)
# 'Bring back' will end up like a week long Peter fucking Kay routine.
"Do you remember Spangles?" etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Bring back Peter Kay
I haven't finished spitting on him yet.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Vimto, spangles and soccer books were always a bore in my book-uh...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Here's your picture
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:20, archived)
# While we are waiting for their next album ("Graham Tapes", which will be FREE TO DOWNLOAD), let's have a poll about the successful UK band, Personality Horse.
Which is your favourite Personality Horse album?

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(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:22, archived)
# I hate it when I discover that something I thought was just made-up nonsense
turns out to be real!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:36, archived)
# I don't see the relevance of this comment.
In other news, aren't Personality Horse brilliant?
I, for one, am looking forward to their forthcoming FREE TO DOWNLOAD concept album rumoured to be titled "Graham Tapes".
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:40, archived)
# I can't wait for my new Personality Horse T shirt to arrive!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:56, archived)
# you can't beat the early stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:42, archived)
# I'm surprised that Mistletoe and Equine has got any votes.
I've always thought it was a fairly shitty novelty album. It's the one that lets them down in my book.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:46, archived)
# I can't stand it, but some folks love a christmas album
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:49, archived)
# It's a shame how Cliff Richard ripped it off with the release of "Mistletoe and Wine" the year after.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Like they used to say
"You know more Personality Horse songs than you think"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:09, archived)
#
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:07, archived)
# I was thinking of doing this
I didn't know how to vector his face either ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:18, archived)
# I know
I dont need to add 'me neither' really do I? :(
If only there was someone we could ask *cough* wobbly bloke *cough*
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:24, archived)
# you'll have to wait for Gaddafi's next birthday on 1st Sept - we've just missed it! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:43, archived)
# shit! - happy bday muammar.
hope it was a good one
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Just a quiet one
with a few close friends.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:59, archived)
# and a mountain of tinned food
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:00, archived)
# i'd so something like this
change the layer to black and white, then go to levels and play around with the until you get his face to just black and white without any grey, the maybe add a stroke on the inside or outside of the layer to smoothen it out.

EDIT: actually, looking at ninj's below, he's the man to ask.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:58, archived)
# this is my one and only attempt at vectoring.
and I did this without any research into the subject, as can be seen.



Who's the mother flippin'
I'm the mother flippin'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:01, archived)
# FP this NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:04, archived)
# *employs the Sarcasm-O-Detector 3000*
IT'S GONNA BLOW!


I can't do faces!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:06, archived)
# ah nice, i find that very time consuming, i'm in awe of mictoboy's vectors.
i used the technique mentioned above for this
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:07, archived)
# nice
I shall have to try it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Jay Raynor disapproves
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:37, archived)
# I for one welcome our new gourmand overlord.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:40, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:41, archived)
# ha
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:44, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:45, archived)
# hahaha
but why?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Cos he looks like teh Colonel silly
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:54, archived)
# And he loves dem birds
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:58, archived)
# he looks more like an Ewok to me
but point well made
(as always) : )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Hahaha...
Bill Wokkie! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:13, archived)
# With apologies for toaping on your classy vector work
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:54, archived)
# repost but worth it


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(I helped save b3ta! baconninja, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:13, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! baconninja, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Bono's ageing badly.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:26, archived)
# YAk Ak Ak AK.....You're beautiful..
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Adge Cutler?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:07, archived)
# he looks like a chimp!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Escape from Planet of the Japes
was a classic
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:18, archived)
# get your bloody 'ands orf me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Wolverine after a couple of decades of slow descent into alcoholism...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Damn you!
Damn you all to hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:19, archived)
# James Blunt + Sid James = Robbie Williams "the fat dancer years"
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Image challenge vote ahoy
Apologies for the late arrival of this post, but here's the Challenge vote. The runners and riders are:

1. One word challenge: Tea
2. If Monsters Ran The World
3. Movie scene mergers: see www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1342393
4. Brand switch: If Apple made Tea. If Microsoft sold spuds. Etc.

And the vote:

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(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:00, archived)
# Give you my most RISsed image to date for the movie scene switch idea
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:04, archived)
# has he been put over the top of Blade/Officer Kreger[sp?] from Karen Jensen's home?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Also, TEA!
I'll go get TUTT.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Hmm,
movie mergers seems to be winning.
I think someone may be gaming the poll.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:11, archived)
# And there we go
:)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Wow. Do you have some kind of poll-bot?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Hmm, it seems that someone has one.
Someone who likes movie mergers.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:49, archived)
# It all seems to be getting a bit silly now.
I'm calling in the Electoral Commission.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:04, archived)
# have you fixed your house yet?
have you called Nick Knowles?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:15, archived)
# No
NO ;(

Jim is getting very pissed off not having any kitchen, no cooker & no bathroom.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:38, archived)
# women - they just can't rough it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Or maybe, just maybe,
it's the more popular option.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:00, archived)
# mergers will be pearoast-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:07, archived)
# and 90% star wars
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:08, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:15, archived)
# shit
is that all?

I was hoping for around 97%
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:18, archived)
#
And "Tea" will be 87% badly shopped pictures of that guy from the A-Team. Vote Monsters for a better Compo of tomorrow.
(Good Penny, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:51, archived)
# I don't know what you mean!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:53, archived)
# I said "badly" shopped.
And it has begun...
(Good Penny, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:04, archived)
# OH dear GOD PLEASE MONSTERS!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:08, archived)
# If Apple made tea?
BUY OUR TEA OR BE TERMINALLY UN-HIP FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS!

WHAT? YOU'RE ONLY USING TEA 1.0? LOSER! BUY TEA 2.0 NOW OR LIVE IN A STATE OF PERPETUAL SHAME AT YOUR PRIMITIVE TEA!

I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU LIKE YOUR OTHER TEA! WE DECIDE WHAT TEA IS GOOD AROUND HERE, LACKEY! NOW GO BUY OUR TEA!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:08, archived)
# I love Turkish Elma Çay
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:09, archived)
# I CARE NOT FOR YOUR PREFERENCE, MORTAL!
BUY OUR TEA NOW!

EDIT *googles* Ohhhh... apple tea. Very clever.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:10, archived)
# coffee in the morning
tea in the afternoon

edit: bow in my presence, peasant!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:11, archived)
# NEVER COFFEE! DAVID MITCHELL DRINKS COFFEE. SEE HOW UNCOOL HE IS?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:11, archived)
# he wears some smashing sweaters
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:14, archived)
# He probably drinks instant coffee
not freshly ground fresh pots!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:16, archived)
# yeh!
*closes jar*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:17, archived)
# me too
It is the correct way
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:14, archived)
# I second ^^^this^^^
Edit: 3rd it as Wasp got in first....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:18, archived)
# I have tea when I get up
Coffee when I get to work

And tea thereafter

Or beer, obvs
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Me too, although it doesn't have much to do with tea. I might even have some in a drawer somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:38, archived)
# And also
you would need to re-learn how to drink it and hold your mug.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:13, archived)
# And you would always feel a nagging sense of worry
that your mug was going to be superseded in 6 weeks by M-ug 05.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:15, archived)
# TEA!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:09, archived)
# *Votes for Tea*
*Goes back & reads what she's voting for*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:19, archived)
# i actually just came on to b3ta to say "wheres the fooking compo, eh?"
and here it is. Kind of.

I vote movie mergers because i actually have a few ideas for it. I find tea massively overrated.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:40, archived)
# what`s that coming over the hill?
is it a compo?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Wobbly's in depth analysis:
1. One word challenge: Tea - THIS WINS EVERYTHING (but may need to include biscuits)
2. If Monsters Ran The World - Not more Hulk Hogan!
3. Movie scene mergers: Has some scope, can I vote for this next week?
4. Brand switch: No thanks, I'm driving...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Tea sounds wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Hot girls on 'shrooms:


Ronseal.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Oooh
the one at the back don't like it up 'er!

Top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:35, archived)
# 'er be singing in real life.
On a stage, like.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:36, archived)
# if that's Fergie off of the Black Eyed Peas then "hot" isn't a word I'd use...
(likeajackhammer, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:51, archived)
# She's a long way away.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:54, archived)
# a "low-resolution beauty"...
I'll give you that
(likeajackhammer, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:57, archived)
# Nice from afar
but far from nice?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:58, archived)
# *steals*
*passes off as own*
(likeajackhammer, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:00, archived)
# NFFFFN
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Very nicely sir

The shrooms seem to match the dresses. Made me think of these mushrooms I once shot in Costa Rica.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Wow, they are amazing. What are they?
Hello Steef, is all well with you?

The back girl is really wearing shorts and a basque, the front one is wearing a wedding dress.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:38, archived)
# I don't know what they are.
Just stumbled upon them and took a snapshot. I found the name bridal-veil-mushroom later online. Don't know if that's any official name for it.

Not all is well with me. Having a lot of shit this year. But things are looking up now. At least, I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:08, archived)
# :(
Email me if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:50, archived)
# they're some funky mushrooms!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:39, archived)
# What is this?
Old b3tard's day, 2011?

Hello you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:40, archived)
# Morning m'lud
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Wow... my b3ta twin.
7y10m15d.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:43, archived)
# Get banned and start a new account every now and then
and you'll always be young ;)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:55, archived)
# Even my spare account's getting a bit long in the tooth.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:01, archived)
# 8 users apart
we were dectuplets, but the other 8 died
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:59, archived)
# I light a candle every year in their memory.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:02, archived)
#
kcourtney - 0 messages
Dorkwolf/HYDS - 0 messages
UST - 23 messages
Lynne2222 - 0 messages
Malt Monkey - 4 messages
abitsick - 434 messages
heinekenmatt - 0 messages

abitsick seems to have survived and still lurks, shrivelled and broken, aroud qotw
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Ahhh... probably in the hospice of Off Topic.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:09, archived)
# heinekenmatt sounds like a fun guy to be with
I bet he has a silly hat
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:26, archived)
# My mother was a dectuplet where eight of them died.
Almost true fact.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Grand!



(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:38, archived)
# They look like they need a fun guy.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:38, archived)
# Bad!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:40, archived)
# Only saying what everyone was thinking...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:51, archived)
# ;(
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:55, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeee!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Cottingley 2011
I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:51, archived)
# I did consider using the Cottingley fairies,
but they were not immediately to hand and I am nothing if not idle.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Morning!


p.s. Pink? Would!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 8:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha...

p.s. Flea? Would!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 8:22, archived)
# Once he's cooked properly, add some Marple syrup
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 8:23, archived)
# I think I saw that recipe in an edition of
"Holmes & Gardens"
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:21, archived)
# hahaha, but the i and o are the other way round
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 8:35, archived)
# LOL
*cough* Poirot *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 8:48, archived)
# *cough* this ^
*cough*
but funny anyway :@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:14, archived)
# *sneezes*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:37, archived)
#
Joliet said "The best of a bad bunch tomorrow is Martin Freeman or Peter Sellers".
Although Peter is dead (and I know some people say we should not celebrate dead peoples birthdays), this was backed up by The Mock Turtle who also asked for Pink.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 7:22, archived)
# She'll catch a horrible cold dressing like that

NING!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 7:47, archived)
# Ning mediocre
Or shorts like these?


Click for NSFW, Perl Necklace version
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 8:07, archived)
# +a
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 8:09, archived)
# Phoar! Definitely chilly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 8:27, archived)
# She has little bolts in them to make them look cold
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Pink: Proudly sponsored by Supercheap Auto Parts
bizarrely!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 7:49, archived)
# Ning real...
Martin Freeman does love a Babycham though...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 8:09, archived)
# ning WB
i hadn't spotted the babycham. do they even make that anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 8:10, archived)
# I don't know....
let's find out

p.s. That Inflatable Dear? Would!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 8:25, archived)
# i say no, to your suspicious tinyurl
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 8:52, archived)
# Why can't we celebrate dead people's birthdays?
We celebrate Our Lord Jesus Christ's birthday every year with eggs and rabbis and Stonehenge at dawn and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 8:25, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 8:36, archived)
# Damn you Wobbly, I wanted Peter Sellers in stripes!
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 8 Sep 2011, 8:30, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:25, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:07, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:07, archived)
# But he has neve had enough stripes to shop...
this is the best I could find?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:10, archived)
#
Pink has too much mcauley culkin in that photo for my liking...
(El Burro, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 8:47, archived)
# Yay
Lovely, cheers Mr WB.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 8:56, archived)
# awesome stuff, WB :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:19, archived)
# \o/
and woo for bonus Gonzo!

Edit: Tomorrow, if I find you birthdaying Adam Sandler I will have to hunt you down and suffocate you in Vanessa Feltz's Vag
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Feltz has bin-done

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:11, archived)
# RamBillyBob
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 6:32, archived)
# No thanks, I have not had breakfast yet...
Ning LS18!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 6:56, archived)
# Ning, Wobb
you should know better than to tune in here before breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 7:15, archived)
#
hahahahaha
(men boles Benea, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 6:00, archived)
# ...and reposting this, why not.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 6:08, archived)
# ok. pea - check, black n' white - check
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 6:12, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 6:24, archived)
# Tee hee

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 7:50, archived)
# i'll have her if Roger isn't interested
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 7:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:28, archived)
# ha ha!
cunts, the both of 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 7:51, archived)
# Sound advice indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 6:34, archived)
# Ah, gee wiz!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 7:48, archived)
# OH GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:58, archived)
# I'm leaning towards 'would'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:59, archived)
# Well, such matters are negotiable.
I'm very nearly skint at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 3:04, archived)
# Got here late again - happy candles!
Sorry, I don't have a candle pic. I'll get you one on payday.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 4:46, archived)
# 4:46am is spectacularly late! I dozed off for a bit, yearning for your presence...
But cheers. I'll go to proper sleep now, but will loiter around here tomorrow (or rather, later on today) to make the most of the first candleday I've actually realised was happening.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 6:41, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!


CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 6:36, archived)
# ;)
Mwah
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 6:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 3:28, archived)
# this hurts us all, you know
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 3:39, archived)
# hahahaha!
It's impossible two such beautiful babies could be born at the same time.
(Even though the one on the left has a hairdo that makes him look a bit like Raoul Moat)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 3:52, archived)
# These celebrity cooking shows are fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 3:54, archived)
# If you pluck them when they are screaming
the meat is not as tasty.

Or so I am told.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 5:14, archived)
# I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 5:46, archived)
# no, but you wished for it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 5:48, archived)
# If I see another damn pigeon fly over...so help me...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:32, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:38, archived)
# there u are!
we've been worried sick about you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:41, archived)
# Everything's going to be ok.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:51, archived)
# No woman, no cry!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 4:11, archived)
# Mo' betta indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:45, archived)
# needed moar fuck
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:46, archived)
# Kissin and huggin in the front seat
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:53, archived)
# sorry to thread-jack. I was going to post this, but the spack almost even nauseated me (very rare)
Do not click if you are prone to ill effects of flashy images with frames that work
www.b3tards.com/u/80a9bf170895cf97aeb9/lindsay_lohan_dangerspack.gif
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:51, archived)
# A gif has frames that wwwwwwwwwwwwww
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:52, archived)
# I dunno, I found this spack fairly restful.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 3:03, archived)
# i like this one i posted yesterday, the table moves in an interesting way
www.b3tards.com/u/80a9bf170895cf97aeb9/bdaysuperspack.gif
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 3:05, archived)
# hahaha,
just an ordinary Tuesday afternoon here at Tramp Towers...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 3:17, archived)
# SHOES of EVIL
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 7:51, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:52, archived)
# oh shit!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:58, archived)
# Fork me!
This pic came not a moment too spoon.
Knife's too short!
etc
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:07, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:26, archived)
# Fog
On the tines :)
(I helped save b3ta! Snar, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:23, archived)
# ahh ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
heLLyeh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:42, archived)
# He's looking somewhat healthier than he was a few months ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:47, archived)
# He is so old, he's getting his 5th set of teeth
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:48, archived)
# Jim Henson
is smiling from beyond!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 3:20, archived)
# and in response I give you
a very tasteful advertisement currently in print in aussie newspapers...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 3:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nurse! Hand me the forceps!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 4:17, archived)
# Oh yeah!
This is fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 4:38, archived)
# Just noticed it's my candleday. So enjoy this (relatively) unshopped pic of me at a b3tabash.

Cos vanity unleashed knows practically no bounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:21, archived)
# Merry candle day!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:25, archived)
# Ta.
My beard, this evening, is just over 3 inches long. Since you asked.
And it doesn't sound like much, but it's enough to waggle about when one oscillates one's head rapidly to and fro.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:30, archived)
# :D
beardcock
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:32, archived)
# Bah!
Rumbled!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:35, archived)
#
ov und
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:59, archived)
#
und ov

actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:02, archived)
# CANDLES!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:32, archived)
# Good idea.
*sparks one up*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:37, archived)
# Happy candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:33, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:57, archived)
# All my wishes have been fulfilled in this delightful picture.
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:00, archived)
# My pleasure :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:21, archived)
# Happy candleday champ! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:39, archived)
# Ta.
BF, recently I was wondering whether you're the artist formerly known as Fox. G. Love.
If so, done any woodcuts recently? Always liked those.
If not, erm... done any woodcuts recently?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:18, archived)
# I KNEW IT, I FUCKING KNEW YOU WERE A COP
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:43, archived)
# STFU AND ASSUME THE POSITION
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:48, archived)
# HAVE A HOT BABE INSTEAD
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:48, archived)
# OH FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:39, archived)
# GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:49, archived)
# Wow.
My mum'll love this. Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:58, archived)
# I'LL STOP NOW
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:55, archived)
# don't stop
this is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:58, archived)
# ^this.
Almost crippled with laughter here.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:27, archived)
# Ooooer!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:31, archived)
# mmm saxxy!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:36, archived)
# hahahahahaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:42, archived)
# Happy candl3day!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:19, archived)
# Ta!
I was hoping you'd materialise.
The community art doodz loved your pic, and were thrilled to get a contribution from overseas, particularly one so good.
The next project'll be postcard-based, so far easier to contribute to.

Oh, and Self-Parody Alert! Spot the dood quoting The Smiths on a Guardian blog...
www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/sep/05/garry-cook-jokes-manchester-city
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:36, archived)
# Haha
there you are! I seem to remember quoting Mozzer in the past there too, can't remember why.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:49, archived)
# 5 years, only 2 fingers?
and why are the tips brown...?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:32, archived)
# In this country, the gesture is considered a friendly greeting.
And the fingers... fucking hell, you should see 'em now.
It's from smoking roll-ups.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:40, archived)
# Yippee! A rude cop. And candlesmas.
I've just had a lovely refreshing colonoscopy. Let the world know!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 3:32, archived)
# Pictorial evidence, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 3:55, archived)
# I knew I forgot something.
I was going to bring my camera. I did, however, watch the whole thing on tv right there. Very weird.

Lots of farting, I might add. And I know everyone really wanted that bit of information. :)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 4:18, archived)
# FIRE!
Stupid copper, you are not fireman.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 3:50, archived)
# ^ Ronan Keating?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 6:38, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 7:52, archived)
# Bloody "stock" pics...
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 0:49, archived)

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