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What's in the news today...?

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:57, archived)

Looks like an

escaped lunatic smurf, that point before he leaps in to kill, deciding which lip to eat first

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 0:04, archived)

lots of blue wank

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 0:11, archived)

Cha-ching.

James Cameron announces 7 sequels and 4 prequels to Avatar.

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 0:15, archived)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - THREE FRAME MOVIES

This week's task is to edit Hollywood classics down to the essentials, and relate the entire plot of a movie in just three frames. Easy.

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:51, archived)

yes!

bit more scope than a week of Clunes Clunes Clunes

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:57, archived)

Who's idea was this?

I don't remember seeing it in the list of suggestions.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 0:03, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10544733

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 0:07, archived)

Yeah, I meant I hadn't seen it in the 'suggest a challenge' page.

nm
edit: why bother asking people for suggestions if they rarely end up in the choice for a vote.
And there seems to be a rather limited time frame in which to vote.
Shouldn't it be done by clicks on suggestions.
blah blah, whine, etc

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4Q just lurking, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 0:17, archived)

Why does the vote not appear at the top of the image challenge page for 24 hours?

That would make more sense, surely?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 22 Sep 2011, 0:30, archived)

I quite agree.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 0:51, archived)

it's hard to tell what can be a good compo or not anyway

when we had the lego compo a bit back I hated it at first...but then went on to make something I really liked...kind of luck if we get kissed by an idea or not.

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 0:36, archived)

there's going to be a slew of meh

but there's also going to be some genius compo entries

*gets thinking cap on, right after he can remember where his drunkeness can remember where he put it*

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 0:21, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:39, archived)

LOOOOOOOOK WHAT IIIIIII FOUND IN A DOG SHIIIIIIIIIT

Also, I've been meaning to make the following;

Best Goose Juice

spotify:track:2lURabNLlM19l6zerXtSqs (One Love (Edit) (Remastered) by Prodigy)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:40, archived)

goose

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:54, archived)

jooz

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 0:12, archived)

he's learning life's lessons

www.b3ta.com/links/Sammy_Davis_Jr_Eddie_Murphy_Riff
ta la

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 0:17, archived)

hahaha

YOU POST THAT SLANTY SHIT

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 0:28, archived)

hahahahaha

thursday is frangerday!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:42, archived)

it was your one down there that inspired me :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:43, archived)

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:44, archived)

SPLWEE!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:47, archived)

needs wobble =D

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:50, archived)

failwad

Click for bigger (247 kb)

(fluxache, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:00, archived)

whinge about a forum

on a different forum!

that'll work

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:02, archived)

I love how they seem genuinely surprised

when people get annoyed when they fuck things up on there.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:03, archived)

^This.

I think they must lack human compassion or something like that. Maybe they're robots or Daily Mail columnists.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:16, archived)

Daily Mail columnists.

It's the right level of cuntitude.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:18, archived)

Oh Noes..

Change AIEEEEE!!!!

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:13, archived)

But it is really shit.

If Google didn't harvest your data, I'd be tempted to be the only person I know to move to Google+, followed by only having one friend there and sheepishly returning to Facebook a week later.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:17, archived)

i'm on everything for work purposes

i hate it and all my personal info is lies.
doesn't mean they're not still harvesting my data, like the filthy cyber-farmers they are

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:21, archived)

I suspect we might be reading about this tomorrow in the news

The most fucked up website changes I have seen since all this stuff got going in the nineties

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:16, archived)

can someone explain whats going on?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:23, archived)

facebook made some ui changes

they suck. people got angry. facebook ignored them and counted the money gained from hiding a bunch of privacy settings changes that opened everyone's profiles to advertisers and which were lost in the kerfuffle surrounding the nonsensical UI changes. everyone went home angry, except for mark zuckerberg who went home rich. and angry, because he's an ugly cunt.

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:26, archived)

I missed the privacy changes...

what are they?

(gtfomh, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:31, archived)

Actually I didn't notice any

but Facebook have a history of doing it so I'm waiting til it gets onto the tech news.

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:35, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10544789

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:20, archived)

copy and paste a link?

i think you vastly underestimate how lazy i am

edit: oh right, edit the fucking post, will you?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:22, archived)

is it really that bad?

the trouble is it seems the updates hit after some random amount of time so I don't even know if I've had all the updates that people are complaining about. At first I thought it was just the shitty autolists (pointless anyway because the whole point of lists is so I know exactly who I'm sharing with) and making it easier to put people on the wrong list by having the option EVERYWHERE. Then a load of news feed and style changes hit which seem really crap. But people are talking about a mini-facebook in the top right, which I don't get (by which I mean it doesn't appear to be present for me). I just get the shit at the top of the newsfeed. Other than that it doesn't really seem to have changed too much. What am I missing?

(gtfomh, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:27, archived)

Nah not really

it's ugly and it's pointless, and the little mini-facebook in the top right corner is even uglier and even more pointless, and they've kind of fucked up the settings you picked for the news feed (some weird "TOP STORIES" thing done on their own algorithm which it doesn't seem you have control over, and no "all"/"top" choice anymore) but it's not *that* different. Just ugly. And pointless. Like Mark Zuckerberg. And Randall Munroe.

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:37, archived)

I've been going down the news feed

and ticking the blue triangles, thereby making EVERYTHING not a top story. Also, somebody said that switching language to "UK English" had the same effect...in any case the posts that have appeared in the past hour are not 'top stories'.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 1:00, archived)

tl:dr

i'm guessing you're only posting because it's your b3taday, but you won't see your candle here, as you never donated you tightarsed prescum

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:39, archived)

that reminds me

i should to remember to donate again

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:40, archived)

erm, no

actually i had no idea and I posted because of the topic...

(gtfomh, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:43, archived)

lol

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 0:01, archived)

RIS?

(gtfomh, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 0:07, archived)

Hahaha!

What a tight git, five years

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:59, archived)

eat mine chogis fuckwad

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:36, archived)

I fucking love listening to facebook users whine.

Fatuous twaddle.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 0:00, archived)

Filename for de-RIS

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:08, archived)

Yhe search for earaser?

Spock rubber?

Say what you see - its the ready money roind.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:14, archived)

Vulcan Ears Rubber

Erasor Spock Head

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..wil, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:16, archived)

Gnomme

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:20, archived)

I know, it's...

...Nimmoy's prosthetic colon

(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:22, archived)

oh for fuck's sake

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:23, archived)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:30, archived)

Hehehe!

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R.Soul hmmm, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:33, archived)

Aye up B3ta folk, have a bad joke:

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R.Soul hmmm, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:39, archived)

l'inclémence de poissons

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:41, archived)

Needs more fleas

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:43, archived)

I want a foot rub

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:44, archived)

I'm great at foot rubs....

As long as they're not stinky footage.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:56, archived)

That's me out then

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:59, archived)

CAn you not hose them down in the garden first?

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:03, archived)

Not really

I live in a flat

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:06, archived)

Would you give another man a foot rub?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:05, archived)

I know I have

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:52, archived)

I GOT THE POISSON, I GOT THE POISSON

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mej5wS7viw

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:47, archived)

SHIT FUCK SHIT! HE GOT HE POISSON! HE GOT THE POISSON!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:48, archived)

YAA HAA

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:48, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8BqSK1qL-g

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:03, archived)

*click*

Here, have some foxs (or is it foxes?)
it's not worth its own thread and I don't wanna knock you down. ;-)

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:53, archived)

Awwwww >w< look at the cute little kitsu-WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:58, archived)

A bald penguin....

OBVIOUSLY!!!
harumph
;-)

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:03, archived)

Can't say I've seen many of those in my time :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:13, archived)

What about that famous Prime Minister

Stanley Bald-guin?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:15, archived)

I have another one too......

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:17, archived)

Epic photobomb :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:19, archived)

I can't decide what else needs to bob into the cute foxes.

clean blinkers

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:24, archived)

The Japanese "Ha ha ha ha" man :D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=blpe_sGnnP4

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:27, archived)

Ta DAAAAAH!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:46, archived)

This deserves a

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:54, archived)

Cheers

I was trying to make him smile smile more, but it didn't look right.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:56, archived)

Nah, I think it looks fine :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:57, archived)

Thanks.

I could be at this all night! ;-)
*edit*

See!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:58, archived)

Wouldn't - Wouldn't - Wouldn't - Wouldn't

~~Would~~ Have

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:11, archived)

Hey!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:01, archived)

isn't a piscine a swimming pool in french?

i am probably wrong

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:24, archived)

You are correct

But it also means fishy

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:30, archived)

I do believe so, yes:

dictionary.reverso.net/french-english/piscine

Maybe I could have put a beret on her head, hung some onions around her neck and made the window overlook a pool instead.

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R.Soul hmmm, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:30, archived)

These Ecards are a bit biased aren't they?

The original

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:06, archived)

MINE SCREEN IT HONGREE

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:20, archived)

I fucking hate Facebook's new layout, it's impossible toAAAAARRGH!

I AM SORRY. I AM FINE NOW. THE NEW LAYOUT OF FACEBOOK IS REVOLUTIONARY AND WILL NOT HINDER ME IN ANY WAY POSSIBLE.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:23, archived)

no reason

I've had it with these mother fucking canoes

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:24, archived)

hahaha

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:25, archived)

it's so bad he can't face it

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:26, archived)

my ma always told me "shit canoe ain't no boat, boy"

which didn't completely make sense come to think of it.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:27, archived)

mine farter died mit rowing

bad juice

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:28, archived)

oh well, he should have tried for the record for the most number of summersaults in a speedboat, like what Duncan Campbell did

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:31, archived)

i watched that live on Sky

shredded toe jazz

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:38, archived)

Haha!

You nutter :D

At least they're both in agreement

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:26, archived)

it's true, this canoe

is fucking shit :)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:28, archived)

Unless the little man is the one who's appalled

And Mr Big doesn't give a damn

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:35, archived)

I think he's clearly mocking the wee chap

which may be a euphemism, I'm not sure.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:42, archived)

It does look like he's about to add insult to injury

with canoe-flipping action

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:49, archived)

poor little canoe mans, not only is his aquatic transportation device insufficient in adequacy but he's about to become the victim of a canoe inversion mishap.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:51, archived)

hahaha

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:27, archived)

lol

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mongychops, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:19, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:26, archived)

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TEAMFUCK

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:39, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:46, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:15, archived)

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:17, archived)

Some days you look into the abyss, and some days the abyss wags its eyebrows and smirks at you.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:27, archived)

Sometimes I can feel them crawling in my mattress

Sharp pinlike digs against my back like acupuncture like a careful massage and I relax into the mattress and I close my eyes and a sharp pain in the base of my spine wakes me up and I try and scream and it falls into my mouth oh God is it a cockroach a spider a mess of web hairy legs flail against my face and oh God it stabs my eye blackened and furred and triple-jointed and I feel the other legs they slam into my Adam's apple and they plug my ears and they jab my eyes and I choke and I feel the pincers on my tongue oh God oh God it's got too many legs I feel them on my tongue under my tongue they pull my epiglottis and I gag and I throw up on it and it doesn't care it fills my mouth and I feel the sharp pins gouging a hole in my spine and my legs don't work and I try and throw up and oh God oh God

click image to make it bigger I can feel it swelling in my mouth oh FUCK it's pregnant and it's birthing oh fuck oh fuck oh FUCK TRAILS OF SLIMY EGGS AGAINST MY TONGUE and oh God I vomit on it again but it's a thin stream of painful acid and it just excites it and the furred legs they slam into my throat my eyes my epiglottis they deep-throat me they deep-throat me but this isn't Linda Laplace I'm not Linda Laplace and I can't breath oh GOD I can't breath and I feel the sharp pins jabbing jabbing lower and they puncture my anus and I feel blood but it's unimportant it's unimportant I can taste it on my tongue and its pregnant belly swells my cheek and WHY WON'T SOMEBODY HELP ME?

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:36, archived)

I love you, Boris.

Boris.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:59, archived)

Thank you, Boris

Garfield is even more blase about the whole thing there than ever.

I have decided to waste more time making pictures at work and less time reading shit websites that I don't ultimately care about.

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:12, archived)

hahaha "WTF is Zalgo?"

www.b3ta.com/board/9296405

fraud

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:22, archived)

Help you?

Why do that? We are only manifestations of your madness and lies after all.
*chitters and tends the fire eternal*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 0:00, archived)

the chittering never stops i don't know how much more of this i can take it fills my ears it's like i've got insects in my goddamn EARS and they're clacking their mandibles hundreds of them thousands of them and it never stops

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boris the spider, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 9:18, archived)

He comes

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:42, archived)

That's nicely done :)

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:55, archived)

Learning more about the different types of black and white animals #2

Part One

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:50, archived)

*takes notes*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:55, archived)

Back once again, he's the flying heads master

Mixing up the animals, zoological disaster
;)

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:56, archived)

Back once again

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyWqeJ1vLWo

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:01, archived)

Power to the peepholes

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:05, archived)

UNGA NOGIS

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:11, archived)

deeth itth fukt

spotify:track:1J2AeJHuDUWs2qRyOWqGK4 (Bang Bang Bang by Mark Ronson & The Business Intl)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:57, archived)

Caw blimey

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:03, archived)

see gull

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:13, archived)

Blimey...

...he's incredible!

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:25, archived)

he's versatile, like salami

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:26, archived)

What do you expect?

(just for you man... ;)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:26, archived)

THE GULL GOT GUN

sweet meats up in this jiggass

video you like
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNFp7zStBvY

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:31, archived)

Ha ha...see ya's... o/

edit: Ha ha...I put "sausage" by accident! XD

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:35, archived)

she used to look gooood to me..

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:40, archived)

That scadger can be such a zat

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:58, archived)

Bat?.....Pfft!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:00, archived)

I like the PUNK one...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:03, archived)

Pander...:D...wtf!?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:06, archived)

I want a Zebra! (Did I spell that right, the animation's moving very quickly.)

the animation's moving very quickly.)It's like a stripey horse or something.
You can keep the others they just look mental.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:18, archived)

welcome to the mind of a dyslexic man

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:19, archived)

I want a bunk and a cunk!

I like these

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:32, archived)

COL!

crying out loud

(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:52, archived)

A Zander is actually a fresh water fish

A bit like a pike.

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:36, archived)

i really want a

www.b3ta.com/board/10541753

what is it's designation?

(Whatever Loser, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:56, archived)

That is a thing of beauty

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 6:03, archived)

barcel-OHH-NAH

(not) such a beautiful horizon
Is Gaudi Having a Laugh?

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:18, archived)

BAR SELL LOAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:21, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:29, archived)

ERNEST GETS FUCKED 4: Happy Hour at Mulligan's

spotify:track:6OpHgAc03o9D6frQXx8p1T (Subduction by Kriotek)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:30, archived)

bros

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:05, archived)

DUBBAL STRAAT DREI: Pre-Chunda

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:12, archived)

FLAN GURN TOO: ERNEST ATTEMPTS FLAN GURN, BUT DOESN'T QUITE GET IT RIGHT (rated pg, bring a child)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:18, archived)

this is real

Game Seminar 2010 – Pull Pull Pullpy (JPN)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:20, archived)

'e's a little flan-E

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:18, archived)

a flanoid

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:19, archived)

Proper outdoor wank pose.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:24, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:55, archived)

ha ha, nice Fuck!

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:56, archived)

i love your name

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:02, archived)

Likewise!

and ur work grapes my squildo, hard

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:13, archived)

^___________^

tanks

has some jazz
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nruUwYobgM

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:18, archived)

d( ^ , ^ )b

youtu.be/DUZ7-C0wPF4

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:25, archived)

fuckjazz

youtu.be/xxJr4VnEpLw

LIVE
www.b3ta.com/links/Sammy_Davis_Jr_Eddie_Murphy_Riff

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:37, archived)

DROPPIN LIKE A FUKSTRAAT

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:02, archived)

highly unusual

that's stretchin' it

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:21, archived)

(1.618..., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:22, archived)

Yeah :(

Soundtrack of me teenage years, REM were

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:23, archived)

Only know a few songs, but I still like 'em

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:27, archived)

I found a full set from Germany in 1985 on Youtube the other day

Stipe was slightly flat all the way through but fuck, it was still brilliant. One minute.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHWGW1fnXRc

That's video 1/12.

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:29, archived)

LOVE IS ALL AROUND

www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1tNcwXApPc

Any REM fans out there may not like me for posting this.

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:34, archived)

Yuk! :P

Left of Reckoning...'nuff said.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:52, archived)

I always meant to get a copy of Left of Reckoning

I've just spent the last hour or so going around old live recordings on YouTube and I'm now tracking down a copy of the 1985 Raleigh gig because the version of Good Advices I just heard had shitty sound quality but was a great performance.

Edit: The Raleigh gig is unlistenable :( Whichever moron put that one the internet YOU ARE A DEAF CUNT LEARN TO USE A FUCKING COMPRESSOR OR, EVEN BETTER, HOW *NOT* TO USE A FUCKING COMPRESSOR SERIOUSLY WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT WASTING 90MEG OF MY FUCKING BANDWIDTH ON THIS SHIT. Ugh that was horrible. I made it 10 seconds through 7 Chinese Brothers.

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:59, archived)

The DVD "When The Light Is Mine" has a lot of old stuff and "Left of Reckoning" on it.

I don't like anything beyond "Life's Rich Pageant". The old stuff rules.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:04, archived)

I shall hunt it out

I take a less hardline view than you. Everything up to Automatic (with the exception of a few songs on Out of Time) is ace. Half of Monster is ace. New Adventures is underrated. Some of Reveal is really nice even if the album as a whole is a bit empty. Generally after Berry left they went a bit... mediocre, but they still had their moments.

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:07, archived)

Believe it or don't...

I remember that show...they played outdoors at Meredith College.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:16, archived)

You don't have a decent recording of it, do you?

The one I found raped my eardrums.

Also: if you're not lying, you're a flukey cunt and I hate you.

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:18, archived)

No recording...

And flukey is right...I've lived in the Raleigh area...well, a stupid long time. Yes, I'm fartin' rust.

Also saw REM over at Duke's Cameron Indoor Stadium in October 1987...damn near cried when they played Don't Go Back To Rockville...

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:11, archived)

Fry, Somerville and Blears, together at last

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:46, archived)

i can't tell what/if you've shopped

sry

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:38, archived)

Gaudi's architecture in barcelona

the lizards are details on another building.
they're hands are now stretching the building, a la 'goatse'

punchline - is gaudi having a laugh

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:45, archived)

or was that a compliment on my astounding photoshop skills

_{*doubts it somehow*}

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:46, archived)

Gaudi vs Escher

No victor. World destroyed.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:44, archived)

God I'm a hack

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:16, archived)

the hoarse whisperer?

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:17, archived)

doesn't look like he's whispering to me

squeezing horse ball, maybe

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:17, archived)

Needs more jeremy

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:17, archived)

alas

jeremy is copyrighted material. also i think he'd look like he was enjoying it a bit too much.

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:19, archived)

see also

also i just realised that my signature lies and a new story isn't actually available to buy for free anymore. i'm sure gazzes requesting free copies would be read, though. i'd make a shit businessman.

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:20, archived)

Is it official then?

Fine, Martin Clooney

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:21, archived)

Haha

I wish I had the power to make Clunes official but, alas, even I can't claim that. However, I think we should start the Clunes wagon rolling regardless.

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:23, archived)

Yes. I was going to do 'attack of the Clunes' but my girlfriend is back now and doesn't like me playing on B3ta.

So someone else will have to do it.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:37, archived)

i suspect i shan't do this

chiefly because i'm a lazy cunt. it's a nice idea though

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:47, archived)

for some reason I imagine him saying "WHAT? WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU"

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:30, archived)

hahahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:54, archived)

why the long..ah

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:21, archived)

ahahaha

A+

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:24, archived)

needs more jpeg artefact to more clearly represent the zionist-military-industrial-msg-conglomerate

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:36, archived)

FITNESS IS ESENSHUL

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:40, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:23, archived)

That's awesome

I have alarmingly few horse pictures and alarmingly few Freebases (and alarmingly few Clunes too).

But I do have this:

Also: herpes.

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:26, archived)

similar

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:17, archived)

Haha

And every time she comes on stage from then on she insists that the I Love Horses song is played.

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:19, archived)

hahaha

GLUE

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:27, archived)

THIS FUCKHORSE NEEDS PREJAZZ, STAT

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:28, archived)

FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF FUCK WE BRING YOU LASERMOUTHHORSE

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:37, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:53, archived)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:31, archived)

Run horse, run!

run!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:34, archived)

H AY H AY

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:36, archived)

OH FUCK

I hope he doesn't go into a tunnel too fast

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:36, archived)

FASTER YOU FUCKING SHIT

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:40, archived)

Why you learn guitar

More at www.piecomic.com

(dredgeups, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:01, archived)

go for augmented

it drives 'em wild :)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:04, archived)

Minor 7ths and they drip like a fucked fridge.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:10, archived)

Gary Glitter's favourite chords

minor scale

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:13, archived)

Don't fret about that.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:14, archived)

I played a Phrygian scale

and didn't get laid for weeks

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thwart is just not feeling it with you, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:15, archived)

you're supposed to play that with your teeth

that's why......./Hendrix blog

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:17, archived)

DENTAL HAZE

'round my face

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thwart is just not feeling it with you, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:19, archived)

even if I do them on my casio?

edit: driplikefridges.mp3

May even contain some notes in tune.
(mostly they aren't)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:38, archived)

You have to find the G-string.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:12, archived)

it's down there

somewhere

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:14, archived)

It goes like this:

the fourth, the fifth,
minor chord and the major lift.

HTH

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:29, archived)

Image Challenge Vote

This week's four choices are right here, right now.

1. Hollywood UK - If all films were directed (and starred) only British people
2. Photoshop Martin Clunes
3. Three frame movies - edit film classics down to the essentials
4. Create the cutest picture ever made

And the vote? It's also here:

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:42, archived)

CLUUUUUUUUUUUUUnes

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:43, archived)

clunes up in this fuckshit

Gooo Clunes, mumma needs a noo gooch!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:44, archived)

ooo

i quite like the 3 frame edits, though most of the entries will probably be a bit shit.
Ill go for hollywood UK

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:44, archived)

They all sound rather good

Which is nice.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:46, archived)

These all sound good

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:47, archived)

any

not fussed

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:48, archived)

C L U N E S

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:48, archived)

Portland

Bill.

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SiX and his hat, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:00, archived)

They're all quite good this week.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:49, archived)

^__^

edit: o__o Get ready to see this face all week: img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_01/040CLUNES_468x364.jpg
edit2: -__-

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:51, archived)

CLUUUUUUNES

His name is Latin for bum, what more do you want?

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thwart is just not feeling it with you, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:51, archived)

danny dyer

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:54, archived)

dyer is a pussy

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:00, archived)

i prefer to call him a cunt

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:16, archived)

Who t f is Martin Clunes?

googles pics...sees some vaguely familiar face hugging horses

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Mex3 =mememe, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:59, archived)

haha

He's actually a competent actor. Most famous for Men Behaving Badly, the entertainingly named Goodbye Mr Chips and perhaps also for Doc Martin which I reallly like, much to my surprise.

I know I just hurled abuse at Fraser just now but that's only traditional. Clunes would be a good challenge.

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:01, archived)

I recognize his face...

Men behaving badly rings a bell...i'm sure he's competent, but what's with the horses and cocker spaniels? Very disconcerting that...
PS am from tiny country on the other side of the channel, hence my initial confusion

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Mex3 =mememe, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:06, archived)

France?

That's a tiny country. Metaphorically speaking.

I think he and his wife decided to spunk all his money on being farmers. They seem to enjoy it.

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:17, archived)

Nope

amsterdam, the netherlands

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Mex3 =mememe, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:22, archived)

The Netherlands isn't a tiny country

We fought numerous wars against you. (We did against the French, too, but they really *are* tiny.)

Though it might be if the sea level rises too much more.

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:27, archived)

Fucking hell Fraser

1: FILM POSTERS
2: TV FRAME CAPTURES, or more likely FILM POSTERS WITH CLUNES' HEAD SHOPPED ONTO THEM
3: FILM POSTERS
4: Not too shabby

I know I almost never enter challenges and have no right to complain as a result, but seriously, do you never learn?

I voted cute pictures, unsurprisingly.

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:00, archived)

You could do a 3-frame edit of Garfield the movie

with Zalgo, naturally

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:40, archived)

Hmm

I'll leave HappyToast to do that. He had a fantastic Zalgo animation somewhere.

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:48, archived)

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d d, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:04, archived)

too true

the selection could have been far worse

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:07, archived)

i find you lack...i say...i say...you lack of star wars iz dis-turbinG re-fence.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:12, archived)

the force kin

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d d, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:13, archived)

RFETUN OF TH EKING

spotify:track:0xe3wimkt95SuyOcQtsF3l (Cat Scratch Feat. Dean Rodell - Original Mix by Cooh)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:15, archived)

White space party

*gets the decks out of the loft*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:17, archived)

_____________________________________________________________________________________[

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:39, archived)

oh my god

this will NEVER be bettered

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:47, archived)

Compo for cutest pic!

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:04, archived)

clunes gets my vote

his face got photoshopped at birth

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:16, archived)

actually i'm really warming to the idea

i wish i could take back my vote

fraser, if you ever read this, i'm sorry for abusing you all those times. i vote clunes rather than cute pictures, which would cause the board to be flooded by even more japanese pictures of jollyjack than it already is. please take this into account when you tot up the votes.

thank you.

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:18, archived)

ABC

Anything But Clunes

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:17, archived)

You'd perhaps prefer

80 versions of "The Great Escape" with bad Dad's Army headswaps all over the shop?

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:22, archived)

Alternative Bunker Compo

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:27, archived)

If mofaha isn't into Clunes

and Clunes doesn't get picked we may see the GREAT B3TA SPLINTER WEEK OF 2011 take shape.

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:28, archived)

Three frame edits sounds fun

I'd like to see that

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rob, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:37, archived)

Wobbly's in depth analysis...

1. Hollywood UK - I would rather die
2. Photoshop Martin Clunes - Could be tricky, keeping his ears within the 400 pixel width limit - BUT LET'S GO FOR IT!
3. Three frame movies - Is this a personal vendetta against the Fleas?
4. Cutest picture - NO, we had fluffys this wee and you don't get cuter that that!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:44, archived)

three frame edits!

three frame edits!

see...how..they run (?)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:44, archived)

How about a hot chick with a sword and a kid?

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:14, archived)

That penguin got busy quick.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:17, archived)

that's why you can't see its face

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:22, archived)

MYSTERY PIC

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:24, archived)

Why does she sword?

Kid is blanket, this is MICHAELJACKSON?
Cushion are very hards, no bendings.
MYSTERY PIC

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:17, archived)

It is a well-stuffed cushion

Stuffed with the bodies of former singers who suffered with skin pigmentation issues.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:24, archived)

MYSTERY SOLVED

Yeah I'm still wondering about the sword though. And she really ought to get her feet off the furniture.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:25, archived)

she swords because she is part of a silly project I'm working on.

Clearly she has no respect for the upholstery.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:28, archived)

Horse is a apocalypse

BEWARE

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:28, archived)

HORTS R DEADLY

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:29, archived)

maybe when they were, no more now

sad face

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:37, archived)

ditch the kid and we got a deal

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:20, archived)

Child and responsibility-free version

here

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:38, archived)

i prefer to imagine it as a giant kebab, about to be nommed

Or a bag of chips. Mmm - could bost one of them right now. There are no proper chip shops in central islington though - just kebab shops with their rubbish fries.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:23, archived)

Mmmmmm

Child-sized bag of chips. With mayonnaise.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:32, archived)

*bokes*

Mayo is evil!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:42, archived)

oh man, i've not had a kebab in ages.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:00, archived)

I have so old drawing from my LotR days I might scan them in if there is an interest

not as good as yours though, give me your talent please.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:25, archived)

IF THEY DON'T HAVE THE QUO ON THE WALL WE'RE NOT FUCKING INTERESTED

Sorry to be so harsh but them's the breaks.

GIVE US THE QUO.

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:25, archived)

sorry no Quo

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:38, archived)

aww :(

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:02, archived)

I don't know...she looks kind of sketchy.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:25, archived)

Every time someone makes this joke

a kitten pulls the wings off an angel.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:26, archived)

Nice Equostrian pic

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:25, archived)

i like the quo:D

Woo

(herman:D, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:26, archived)

HORSE CHULD DREI: Neigh, Neigh, Penultimate Neigh

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:38, archived)

is that jeremy, or do teh qou love horses?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:39, archived)

Like this?

I think teh Quo love equids

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:52, archived)

ooh, well done!

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thwart is just not feeling it with you, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:53, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:29, archived)

WATASHI WA FURIIBESU

FAKKU GA SUKI DESU

(My name is Freebase. I like FUCK)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:11, archived)

haha you are a japanese schoolgirl aicmfp

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:14, archived)

Its not meant as a dig at anyone

I just really wanted to see a cutesy japanese freebase

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:14, archived)

Success in that regard :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:23, archived)

you're cyber bullying and you know it

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:28, archived)

Ive got visions of Gripper Stebson in a Tron outfit now.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:43, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:14, archived)

*flashback*

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:15, archived)

cartoon headswap ftw!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:18, archived)

(herman:D, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:22, archived)

they got all politically correct with the re-releases of Hong Kong Phooey

every time he jumped in his car, they added a scene in of him buckling his belt

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:24, archived)

FURIBASU!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:18, archived)

superb :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:20, archived)

Fuck

(herman:D, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:20, archived)

YOU WA FUUUCCKK

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:22, archived)

HAhahahaha

Well if you're doing that, I'm doing this.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:22, archived)

RODOX?

That sounds like some sort of rohypnol brand

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:25, archived)

RODOX

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:27, archived)

THE BOOK OF FUCK: For Wimmins

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:39, archived)

Hahaha Fuck

(herman:D, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:25, archived)

HAHAHAH FUCK

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:26, archived)

Hahahaha!!!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:24, archived)

OH FUCK

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:22, archived)

Fanboy fanboyed, by FUCK.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:23, archived)

metafanboy lols

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:24, archived)

Furibuson to fuck yeah happy fun time please i row i row i row yes!!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:26, archived)

Oh Dae Su?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:51, archived)

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:13, archived)

make a lovely lamp that would

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:52, archived)

looks like gaddafi

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:02, archived)

I've never seen them in the same place at the same time.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:14, archived)

FUCKINABOX

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:18, archived)

JUMP CHUNK BUDOKAI: Brevity Witness Trio 3

spotify:track:2wygWxWzjcgO3C1Iokv4Wj (Polygon Window by Polygon Window)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:27, archived)

Budokan tot observes Sumo moob defence

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:39, archived)

SUMO MOOB SOON 2: Enter the Prefix

Mit Jurgen Prochnow as Yuri Geller

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:40, archived)

Mantits smell of FEEEEEEEESH.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:41, archived)

GIMME GIIME BOSOM 12: No Nuts, No Glory

Fuckmented Edition: 10 extra fuck disc

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:43, archived)

ive bin there

(the Yasukuni shrine)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:45, archived)

GOODGUT!

spotify:track:0xe3wimkt95SuyOcQtsF3l (Cat Scratch Feat. Dean Rodell - Original Mix by Cooh)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:47, archived)

Very Shin-chan.

Here's my take on it. I imagine if there were a b3ta manga series, Frederick E. Basingstoke III would be a space captain or something.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:28, archived)

FURIBASU!!!!!!!!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:30, archived)

Yes - sailing through space on his astro-rower

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:39, archived)

I wish a b3ta manga/comic existed now; it'd be fucking awesome.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:41, archived)

i like the sounds o that

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:47, archived)

Just don't row the astro with this too much

Hell yes, we've got enough material on b3ta to take over the world, twice. but not three times as that would be too much.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:32, archived)

We're pretty much set now :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:46, archived)

SPAAAAAAAAAAAARTA-SAN

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:41, archived)

Space adventure furibasu!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:46, archived)

cool!

He looks rather Gordon Freeman-esqe there.

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thwart is just not feeling it with you, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:50, archived)

Yeah, I was stuck for a suit to throw onto him, so I went with good ol' Gordon's HEV suit.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:54, archived)

Hehe - how about Furanbesu?

Or Shokujowu?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:50, archived)

AIIIIEE FIRU DESU!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:53, archived)

Shokujowu would be the insane old martial arts expert who lives in a hut in the mountains

Or the janitor of the big spaceship.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:56, archived)

what the heck is Shokujowu

i cant figure it out...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:11, archived)

Shockjaw :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:51, archived)

hahaha

there are no words.

well, there are, but they go like this:

mlfgnlgl mglgmlg mggmamammgmgm !! gmbmrrlbslslshslslslhpt!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:29, archived)

thems good words!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:36, archived)

*giggle* hehe :D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:26, archived)

Hooray!

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:15, archived)

Go fluffy go

(herman:D, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:01, archived)

Fluffy abuse!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:04, archived)

he's being "serviced"

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:11, archived)

PENG WIN OLD STROKER LOOP

mit horizontal fuckstraat

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:07, archived)

Blu-Ray Edition

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:07, archived)

Mit glassaz free sree D bonus dix

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:09, archived)

With director's commentary/apology

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:12, archived)

Pervs!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:24, archived)

HE'S COMIN RIGHT AT US!

*jumps through window*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:28, archived)

The peanus gallery.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:33, archived)

multifluff

might work well with a touch of Sqirlz there :)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:10, archived)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:35, archived)

sweet sweet feesh spew

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:36, archived)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:41, archived)

FLIPPED ME FOR REAL

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:46, archived)

\o/

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:54, archived)

NOO JIVE CHEDDA UP IN THIS PREFUCK

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:18, archived)

There is no happy ending

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:10, archived)

*click*

LOVE THIS!
Actual lols!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:14, archived)

Thanks Tim

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:48, archived)

aceness

Just a wee suggestion though - you could have inverted his mouth to a happy one before he reads the letter. That could do a good job of telling us how he got his sad face...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:14, archived)

Thanks

That's a nice idea, although as we all know from The Muppet Show, the sad face is his normal one! I might steal the idea of a happy beaker for a future project though.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:47, archived)

I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:13, archived)

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:35, archived)

Meep.

Such a sad tale.

Gets a click from me.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:14, archived)

Thanks Moley

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:49, archived)

Bloody hell.....that's a bit dark!

Real life so rarely touches these things...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:14, archived)

hahaha wonderful

I was even thinking "I didn't know Ingmar Bergman directed the Moomins"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:27, archived)

ha ha

But imagine a world where he did!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:30, archived)

heheheh

I found all 100 episodes of the 80s version here:
www.fuzzyfeltmoomins.co.uk/videoe.html

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:36, archived)

Haha!

Excellent

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Mex3 =mememe, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:35, archived)

Thanks Chutters

You can't have the hummus without the darkness

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:50, archived)

aww :(

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:53, archived)

^This

(herman:D, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:58, archived)

on elämä julmaa

I do believe that this is what life is like in Finland, especially when the Swedes get involved.

(dbstpballerina Finally ready. YALDY, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:28, archived)

He died of hand cancer.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:17, archived)

No, it was hand AIDS

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:55, archived)

ah...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:03, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:11, archived)

This has made my ear a better pencil sharpener

(Comrade Buffoon, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 2:39, archived)

Excellent!

MEEP MEEP...weep...

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thwart is just not feeling it with you, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:22, archived)

Thank you

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:54, archived)

hahaha aww

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FIEND, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:36, archived)

That is seriously good

followed by a click

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Mex3 =mememe, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:36, archived)

Gracias amigo

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:55, archived)

*Sad face* followed by *click*

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:41, archived)

Thank you milud

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:56, archived)

where's the part where he blows kermit for meth?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:48, archived)

aaaw.... :)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:49, archived)

makin baykin

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:50, archived)

Hahaha

make some bacon

(herman:D, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:55, archived)

Thats sad :(

Meep Meep

(herman:D, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:54, archived)

This is making me cry - so sorry

bloody drama queen I am

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:01, archived)

No need to apologise

Beaker was always my favourite when I was little

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:11, archived)

Ace!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:16, archived)

Ta!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:18, archived)

boo

sads

(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:37, archived)

This is beautiful.

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Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:23, archived)

Thank you

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:32, archived)

bleak beyond words...

but fucking awesome to boot!

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fatbouy you can't spell 'analytics' without 'anal', Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:14, archived)

Thanks

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:32, archived)

Poor old Beaker

I was going to say that he didn't deserve that kind of treatment, but then it dawned on me that Bunsen might well have been carrying him all these years.

Now half of me feels sorry for him and half of me thinks he is an incompetent fuck who was riding the coat tails of a genius because he never could cut it in the real world... Beaker you fuck!

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z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:29, archived)

Therein lies the tragedy

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:35, archived)

Poignant, and squeaky

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:38, archived)

Aw, poor Beaker...

He's not all me, me, me, is he?

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enceladus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)

Indeed no

He may be perpetually melancholy, but you could never call him an attention-seeker.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:38, archived)

Oh, this is extraordinary.

Superb.

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:08, archived)

Thank you

I like your stuff a lot too - great toons

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:06, archived)

Meep!

Meep, meep, meep.
Meeeeeeeep.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:14, archived)

.... meep

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:06, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Phyg_uIPQII&feature=related

(herman:D, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:44, archived)

Or...

in his own voice(s)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnT7pT6zCcA&feature=related

(grundig Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier!, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 2:34, archived)

My body type(RabbitMaria non-stitches)

This summer I wore a clothes like this. :3
I can not appear myself photo. sorry. u_u

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:43, archived)

nicely done once again. Nice lighting and crispy mouth

Can you draw this man? He's cuter than JollyJack
www.b3takit.co.uk/site/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Freebase.jpg

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:46, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!!!!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:50, archived)

hahaha

just start at the beginning and work your way through the whole kit

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:50, archived)

DOOOO EEEEEEEETTT

(men boles Benea, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:51, archived)

i seriously would love to see a cutesy japanese version of him

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:54, archived)

with ^ shaped eyes

FURIBESU!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:57, archived)

Hahaha

Furii-chan!
She can add the cartoony anime sweatdrop and that + shaped vein thing that happens when anime characters get angry!

Heck - if i get time tonight, im doing this myself!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:00, archived)

Likewise!

EDIT: Objective complete.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:35, archived)

"I like this!"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:02, archived)

you bad boy!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:35, archived)

I see she likes Pringles

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:46, archived)

hahahahahahaha

(men boles Benea, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:50, archived)

HA HA HA HA HA.......

I am now laughing so hard my back is going into spasm again - you gits!!!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:51, archived)

Eh?

They are pringles...!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:54, archived)

I thought they were nippless boobs on their side

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:04, archived)

It's a bum

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:18, archived)

that was my first thought.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:12, archived)

Why is everyone up there reeling in this revelation?

farm4.static.flickr.com/3106/2804540198_d34e7b2fa7.jpg

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:16, archived)

I'm a little surprised too

I thought everyone knew about the fucking irritating duck thing that they did on the adverts that made you want to smash their faces to a bloody pulp

Not as annoying as the doritos ads of course

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:17, archived)

If they didnt know they were pringles, then what on earth could they be instead?

(apart from nipple-less boobs)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:19, archived)

based on her other artwork

the ballbag of sonic the hedgehog?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:21, archived)

FUCKING LOL

Biggest LOL of the day - i congratulate you!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:23, archived)

^ This

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:25, archived)

hahahahaha

more likely tails

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:29, archived)

does sonic have a tail?

oh you mean the fox thing, sorry my Sonic playing ended before the second game came out I think

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:30, archived)

not sure. i think so

but tails has two of them, which in japanese art he probably uses to fuck squid while he rapes sonic or something

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:33, archived)

yes

but im not googling it to show you, as i know ill stumble upon a pic of robotnik fisting sonic, while tails watches and masturbates.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:33, archived)

i found some pictures of tails fucking someone i didn't recognise

my sonic playing days ended after "sonic chaos" on the game gear, which was basically sonic 2

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:37, archived)

I know he gets some. If that's any help.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:27, archived)

That takes Narcissism to its limit

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boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:04, archived)

but talking photos are ace

shame we can`t hear them :(

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:46, archived)

pffft

I didnt spot that

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:47, archived)

Hi Moguragunsou

Do you do requests? I think you should draw some other people on b3ta.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:46, archived)

do me do me!

(no photos allowed of course)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:48, archived)

And then draw him too!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:49, archived)

*bokes*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:49, archived)

pfft

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:50, archived)

Draw him being done!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:53, archived)

...by a pteradactyl

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:55, archived)

hmmm, I think that would be taking it a step too far

to the point of calling the authorities/ban hammer

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:00, archived)

Hmm I thinking.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:39, archived)

aww...give us a kiss

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:47, archived)

Wheres the milky way?

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:51, archived)

Are you trying to impress us with your art, or make us believe you're a hot Asian babe?

I'm never entirely sure.

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Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:53, archived)

I hope for the latter!

:-D

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:54, archived)

Yeah, same here.

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Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:56, archived)

Me too!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:57, archived)

haha - i find this quite LOLsome for some reason

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:01, archived)

Human pinball

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:05, archived)

Whats going on down below?

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:07, archived)

Oh,...you'll need a laptop for this.

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:11, archived)

I wish to see a picture of you

naked or clothed your choice

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:04, archived)

Well at the rate she's going she'll be at 1000 posts by about mid-November

so you never know

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:07, archived)

I wonder if the carpet is pink.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:09, archived)

well if top and tails match...

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:40, archived)

NO :D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:40, archived)

Doooooooooooooooooo

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:45, archived)

I'm sorry you are probably a very nice person but you weird me out so much

I don't know how to react. Maybe that's a refelection upon me. Draw something not JJ inspired please.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:40, archived)

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Ninj, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:04, archived)

From the makers of Babycart Potemkin

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)

nicely!

Man, all that Russian around really took it out of him.

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thwart is just not feeling it with you, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:20, archived)

He Moscow for a lie down

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:24, archived)

Samovar friends came over to bring him some soup

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thwart is just not feeling it with you, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:42, archived)

I don't like soup much, but if soup it is, Soviet.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:43, archived)

Commissar pretty good with soup,

but ever since Glasnost, they've been Putin all kinds of muck in it.

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thwart is just not feeling it with you, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:51, archived)

Nice punnage; Top Marx!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:01, archived)

Back at you!

And Yeltsin nothing yet!

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thwart is just not feeling it with you, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:24, archived)

Wow... that was good o_o

Ukraine, you saw, you conquered!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:37, archived)

ah, excellent!

Your skills will Serbia well!

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thwart is just not feeling it with you, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:48, archived)

Now you're just Stalin for time

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:52, archived)

Ohh

子連れ狼

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:35, archived)

Ahh, hello there Moggy! :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:37, archived)

Hello XD

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:44, archived)

oh yes, that`s clearly child with wolf

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:38, archived)

using Bad Translator, it translates to...

"Children are victims."

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:10, archived)

I would not watch this.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:51, archived)

In Soviet Japan

this would not watch YOU

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:54, archived)

-masturbating.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:00, archived)

Nice!

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:08, archived)

noice!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:07, archived)

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