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# Are you sure you are a nanny...?
Found this whilst browsing a site for a nannies and had to share. I would love to know what the background check found...

(Beaverman Opulence, I has it., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:11, archived)
# wait, what?
I just googled Ana L.
oooohhhhhhhhhhhh...
tsk tsk tsk
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Alas, I'm not a nanny
I'm not a nannyBut I did make this:
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:13, archived)
# haha
"words so old it was as if sand fell from my lips"
Crowley blog
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)
# ooh i like that line
i may forget where i heard it and then use it and swear blind i made it up

/done that before blog
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)
# stop posting worn out pages from your wank magazine
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:14, archived)
# ---L-i-n-k-s--->

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:18, archived)
# She claims she's a nanny
but she's selling her cockney rhyming slang
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)
# She's really fussy about details.
presumably...
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:39, archived)
# I made him a crown once....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:47, archived)
# haha
I was working on a painting a while ago of princess Toni with a burning crown above his head as he's showered by gold coins thrown from above by cherubs and angels.

Either side of him he's flanked by two buff soldiers wearing nothing but bulging jockstraps and helmets in a landscape of a bombed out iraqi city. In the foreground I have an Iraqi mother nursing her dead child. It was very cathartic to say the least. I was planning on sending it to the new statemen but I prob won't now. I'll post it here when I finish it
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)
# war sucks dude
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Cor.... is Vader wearing those new 3D gaming goggles?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)
# yeah, the 9/11 remeberance edition
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:03, archived)
# NOooooooo, I missed them in tha last day of the sale.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:04, archived)
# i'm sure ellis18 could lend you a few pairs....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHA,..... and I thought that I was disturbed..!!.. ;-)
I like your way of thinking and can't wait to see this......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:58, archived)
# I have a few versions
at different stages of completion, this is probably the most complete one, which is still very sketchy, I keep abandoning it or changing it, and I started it early last year, I get angry painting it:


click for bigger (355k)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:14, archived)
# *squints*
This looks lovely, from what I can see of it! :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:26, archived)
# ta
too subtle? I started off with him being sucked off by Mandelson so this is the toned down version.
when I do it good will be plenty big
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Hugs over the anger.. I suffer myself sometimes.....
Looking really good so far......

Can't wait for the royal mail to release it so I can send my first letter with it on.... ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)
# CUNTHAMMER OF THE NORTH
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 23 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)
# if only
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:47, archived)
# TB
nasty piece of shit

WYH
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:03, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Rarg....!! fucking ace......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:28, archived)
# CHEEEESE GROMIT
thanks
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)
# Kracker barrel for me please......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Thems some scary FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Twice as scarry as anything I'v seen before...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Yeah sorry about that my iPhone fucked up on edit
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:31, archived)
# aaargh! total fuckmare
aces
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)
# HOLY..............................FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)
# another quality rattlehead masterpiece production
you need to stitch all your gifs together for a super fuck movie

*super click
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)
# haha, thanks
i've so many i wouldn't know where to begin.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)
# FUCKING FUCK TO THE FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)
# Cracking stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Fucking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Jesus H.
(thegreatgondorf, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Hahahah
That film used to scare the crap out of me
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:58, archived)
# same here
the girl in the painting part freaked me out, and i hated the pram scene :(
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)
# FucKinG Wooo :D
Fuckingclick
(herman:D, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:23, archived)
# This is also superb.
(thegreatgondorf, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)
# oh my quality
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:30, archived)
# holy shit!
: o
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Nice FUCKing work.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Jesus christ fuck
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:27, archived)
# OH YES!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 2:53, archived)
# O_o
brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:35, archived)
# FUCKing awesome
*clickety*
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 5:50, archived)
# happy birthday smashmonkey
In celebration of this event here is a pic of her looking very large in september 2007.

click for bigger / ok not rearly its this half

I cant find that on on the swing at the moment.


I shall be safe for now she is at a party.

(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 18:57, archived)
# So large in fact, that she made the pavement cave in beneath her.!
Are you the person that introduced her to this site by any chance?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Wow, is that her? For serious?
She hasn't half changed!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 19:08, archived)
# You wouldn't happen to know by any chance why there are loads of programs about spitfires on bbc2 tonight?
Or anyone else know?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 19:11, archived)
# Haven't watched TV in over a month.
But I imagine it's something like the anniversary of them being made, or the Battle of Britain.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 19:16, archived)
# Red Dwarf on Dave
2-pound, black-ribbed knobbler. Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 19:21, archived)
# No I don't watch it untill late on myself.... just saw it on the tv guid.... and I only read that because my life is so full and exciting.. ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 19:24, archived)
# The only time I really watch TV (when I have it, don't have it here in my uni house)
is either as background noise, or later on, when all the good movies etc are on.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 19:27, archived)
# I only watch after about 11.00ish at night....
Just when I'm too pissed to be bothered to come on the internet....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 19:31, archived)
# It's mainly a background noise issue for me.
I hate it when there's no sound at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:17, archived)
# Ah Ha!!!

also
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Well repost the actual picture then.! or we can just talk in links to each other...
www.b3ta.com/board/10579581

I brushed up this one of her...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 19:22, archived)
# I don't have the originals.
I added one I found onthe net, to this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 19:31, archived)
# Oh
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 19:34, archived)
# I meant repost your vag cream here and not just a link!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 19:40, archived)
# oh... sorry....



I wish I had seen this one earlier...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:06, archived)
# And
www.b3ta.com/board/10579293
(herman:D, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)
# /talk is over there
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:26, archived)
# yay happy birthday smashy
and god help the men of liverpool tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 17:46, archived)
# wow!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Wait a minute
that plane is out of fuel!

This just raises further questions!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 18:01, archived)
# woo yay
.
and

(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha... Fantastic!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 19:11, archived)
# Boom!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 19:10, archived)
# I use to love this game :)
(DJTK, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:18, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Fo' sho.

Click for +400 more thingies.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Is that riverghost?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Not to my knowledge...?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 18:27, archived)
# I never tried the beer-chocolate combination
I hope he knows what he's doing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 17:32, archived)
# I like red wine and chocolate, which people say you should never mix, but I love it....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)
# *takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)
# Give them right back here...!... thief THIEF..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 17:44, archived)
# ever had chocolate beer?
Saw it when i was in sapporo earlier this year. Didnt try it though :-/
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Sounds good enough actually, chocolate would give it a bitter taste....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 17:45, archived)
# ive had coconut beer and banana beer, and they were nice, so its possible...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 17:49, archived)
# I tried honey beer once, it was interesting,
but after the third mouth full, I can say I would have just sooner had a normal pint...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Haha.. maners cost nothing!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 17:36, archived)
# no, it is hard work
...and in our culture, the product of one's work has a monetary value.

you fucking hippie
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Is this all because I refused to pet your dawg!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 17:47, archived)
# possibly :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 17:58, archived)
#
typo in third panel?

("bring be beer and chocolate")

fixed
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 17:41, archived)
# no, if you bring something to someone, you are that thing while you are the bearer of said thing
you fucking hippie
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Pedro you are so angry
you need to align your chakras.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 17:48, archived)
# You fucking hippy....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 17:53, archived)
# it's all YOUR fucking fault.
I tried to make a poo series, and everyone was jumping my shit (LOL SHIT), and everyone was telling me what a failure it would be.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 17:57, archived)
# OMG, I am soo sorry, i didnt mean any of that!!
please dont hate me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 17:58, archived)
# If I weren't a fucking hippy, I'd hate you for him...
But there's no room for anger in my life.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 18:04, archived)
# flan the fuckstreet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Is that george dubya in the background?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 16:55, archived)
#
(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 19:51, archived)
#
(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 16:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 16:25, archived)
# THE POPE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Pope Blobfish? :)
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 19:57, archived)
# This is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:56, archived)
# Is the Pope Catheter ?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Pope is catolic.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Yeah
He takes the piss big time.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)
# captain, he is again all time touching my ass
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 18:24, archived)
# Where did everyone go
...and why does nobody ever want to pet me?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 15:16, archived)
#
:x
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Nasty
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 15:38, archived)
# well, just dont get his tongue near you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
# To avoid being sucked up his nose I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 16:07, archived)
# ummm, yeh thats it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 17:59, archived)
# Moobs the mongrel
he's cute :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 15:39, archived)
# How does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)
# bacon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 16:08, archived)
# That is most disturbing
Where is emvee? I was meant to be seeing PWEI with him tonight, and he hasnt replied to my gaz for a meet-up, the cunt!
Guess ill be shuffling down there on my own now :-(
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
# PWEI were my first ever gig.
In 1992, almost 19 years ago today. Which is pretty fucking scary.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 16:19, archived)
# listening to their old stuff now is making me feel really old
good memories from college though.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 17:27, archived)
# I aint petting your dawg....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 17:39, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Wood. Would.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)
# woof:D
(herman:D, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 14:51, archived)
# curl that bad boy out
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 14:56, archived)
# poo jokes are not acceptable here anymore


Click for bigger (198 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 15:02, archived)
# i hate it when 'merkins say 'duty'
Do your doody!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
# You should have done brown plops
he!

Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Works for films too.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 17:41, archived)
[challenge entry] TOAP-tastic
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 13:54, archived)
# ah ha ha ha!
I got something that'll cheer them all up
*grabs crotch*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 13:56, archived)
# you keep chocolate in your crotch?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 13:59, archived)
# yeah, and prepaid gift cards :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 14:02, archived)
# I used to do a lot of this sort of thing
but none of these shitty cardboard signs. We used to spend ages painting or sewing pretty-looking banners. And (much like b3ta) if you were going to do something quick and shit, you would at least work in a joke, like "I've seen George's bush" or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 14:08, archived)
# six blokes
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
Is that Gary Glitter in the middle?
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Hahahaha inspired
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 16:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 16:09, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 17:16, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)
# hahahaha!
this made me laugh out loud while my wife was trying to talk to me and I wasn't able to glance up from the screen yet, and I got in trouble. so appropriate!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice to see you, to see you nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 13:25, archived)
# TIEM TEAM APPROVE.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 13:31, archived)
# good sweet jesus!!

I think the lack of eyebrows on any person always freaks me right the fuck out
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Don't look at the Mona Lisa then.
(Mensa Reject has gone out, I'll be back on, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 19:02, archived)
# THANK YOU TIEM TEAM
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 13:39, archived)
#
(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 13:51, archived)
# ahahaha
that gives me the fear.




and the horn
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 13:58, archived)
#
All the best things do.
(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Grouty from Porridge in owl gene splicing experiment.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 15:40, archived)
# hahaha...good game,good game
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry] something don't smell right...
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:10, archived)
# that'll be the nachos i had last night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:12, archived)
# time to go and collect my gifts
'bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:35, archived)
# HB! smash!
(only just caught up with the board!)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:38, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:42, archived)
# TMI
So how goes the day? Lots of new hoodies and trackies and the latest trainies?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:36, archived)
# i don't wear sporty clothing or name brands
and now i'm off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:42, archived)
# George still counts as "name brand" (just)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and shit, doesn't deserve it's own thread...

and I can't match the font properly... *sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:16, archived)
# still on the bloody board
despite posting it 9 hours ago
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:30, archived)
#
(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:56, archived)
# More of this.
(Fluffster, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:08, archived)
# I endorse this post
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:08, archived)
# "Based on true events"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Seamless. I approve.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:11, archived)
# pffft
there's a business plan I'd get behind
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Bank Manager to Davro;
BM: "Before I approve your start-up business loan what's the main selling point of your Salon?"

BD: "Spluffing on the punters spams"

BM: *Rubber stamps*
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:19, archived)
# And once word gets around the Slobodon Milosevic is a patron
Its prestige and good reputation will skyrocket
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:40, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 19:26, archived)
# That's just the way it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 1:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:55, archived)
# very good
++ :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:56, archived)
# *glees*
especially loving the monkey magic thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:59, archived)
# just like you,
"The nature of monkey was irrepressible!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Yeah Monkey Magic was brill
Hope you're enjoying the day :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:02, archived)
# i am indeed
just drying off after a nice shower, then down to mum's to pick up cards and presents, before being whisked off by the lads for a bit of shopping and then party preparations :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Water Margin rules, Monkey drools
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:28, archived)
# ^What she said.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 13:10, archived)
# despite my deep and abiding hatred of both pigeons and cockney stereotypes
i rather like this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:25, archived)
# super!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Coo
CW

Though they look as if they spent the night on the lowest branches underneath all the other pigeons
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Nice pigeons :)
(herman:D, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Smashing!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:07, archived)
# loverly stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Love it
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Yay.. lully...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 17:55, archived)
# Aye, Matey
(herman:D, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:05, archived)
# he doesn't even bring a bag trick-or-treating. he just eats everything as it is given out
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:10, archived)
# He's ever on the go
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:55, archived)
# what a little deer!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Happy birthday
met a stag on the way home from work yesterday, it's rutting season you know!
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:22, archived)
# ta!
you've got to be careful around those buggers, they can kill, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:24, archived)
# I know, but will take iit on the cheek
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Yep
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:39, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:41, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:10, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:20, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:21, archived)
# ew,
that's sickly!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:23, archived)
# i like this one:)
(herman:D, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Spooky.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)
# wow, someone needs to quit smoking :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 13:55, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:02, archived)
# pfffft :)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:15, archived)
# howls
sup! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)
# haha chomp
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 15:05, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 17:58, archived)
# He's Trippin
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(DJTK, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 10:02, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/challenge/newsintocomputergames/
(herman:D, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 10:11, archived)
# yeah, but it's no longer news :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:08, archived)
# he's still poppin dem pills doe
(DJTK, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:28, archived)
# woo!

(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:25, archived)
# There was an article on fuel poverty on the BBC news this morning
And they interviewed this guy, examined his fuel bills. There was obviously something else on his mind when he was worrying about his payments. I had to look it up.


(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 9:37, archived)
# *Googles* at least we know wherre McDonald's gets its meat now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 9:39, archived)
# mmm yummy...
won't be long before we're putting the brown bins out every fortnight too! NSF veggytarians??

(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 9:53, archived)
# I remember when I was a student I got a final demand from the gas board. We had a key meter.
On top of that they threatened to cut is off it we didn't pay the amount in full. So I went up to the British Gas shop (yes it was in the days when such things existed), showed the woman at the counter the final demand, the amount due, I put 2p on the counter, told her to keep the change and marched right out.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 10:24, archived)
# I used to spend
alot of time making calls on behalf of clients to agencies like this. And it never ceased to amaze me how effective a polite attitude (or a bit of flirtatious charm) got when negotiating paying their debts off. They're just humans in these companies after all, they will always reasonably negotiate (most times)

also water utility bills, no matter how much threatening they do, cannot cut you off for non payment - it's a basic human right. just sayin' ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 10:40, archived)
# A lot of people know this
Someone from one of the water companies told me that most of the people who owe them money are not poor people struggling to pay, but loaded people who just refuse to pay their bills.
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:37, archived)
# they should be able to transfer the debt onto the electricity bill instead
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 14:26, archived)
# In Scotland
You pay for water along with council tax and it's treated as one debt which makes it difficult not to pay for one and not the other.

It stops the rich sticking two fingers up at the water board.

(I think the same applies in the Isle of Man - you pay water along with your rates.)
(azgiles, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)
# heheeeee
when I lived in less-than-fragrant West Kensington, my room had a phone socket, which I used for dialup - the first bill came and there was no dialup usage on it. So I checked and found it was a completely different number to the main house phone...so I kept using it expecting them to cut it off, and they never did, so someone must have paid for 18 months of my internet. Bargain.

I hope it wasn't anyone here
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:22, archived)
# You owe me £384.12
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:23, archived)
# I too lived in West Ken
before I managed to sneak off to Brackenbury Village. It's not as glamorous a postcode as some people imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:30, archived)
# haha yeah
glamorous North End Road, opposite one of the many 24-hr kebab shops
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:33, archived)
# I was really impressed when a friend of mine moved into a flat in West Kensington about ten years back
then I went to stay with him and it was a right dump. He moved up to Holloway Road and it was much nicer, at least until Arsenal moved in over the street.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:52, archived)
# I've been to many a gig there at the Nashville Rooms in the 70's
My mate used to live a few doors down from there and if there was a long queue that used to stretch past her front door, we'd managed to join the queue by leaving the front door and merging ourselves with it.

We saw many a top act but for the life of me I cannot remember any of them except Elvis Costello.

Happy days
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:24, archived)
# West Ken is one of my favourite area of London!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:58, archived)
# I hope it wasn't anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 14:28, archived)
# So that's why I kept getting 'line engaged'
when I called my chum in West Ken...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 19:17, archived)

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