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# Let me start this week with some fresh vector-like filtad images, requested by YOU
Happy birthday, Freebase and DOMO. Today's stripey beard is by birthday boy Brian Blessed.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 7:17, archived)
# Followed by a festive BEATTIE
and partyboy SMUG and PHOOAAAAARRR Sturdygirl!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 7:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
Ning mediocre!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 7:28, archived)
# I now see some striking simularities between our posts

morning
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 7:34, archived)
# Beattie!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 8:02, archived)
# Wobbly never answers when I ask, so I'll try you
Other than Edge Preserving Smooth, what paint shop pro filters do you think he uses?

Also, More ning
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 7:21, archived)
# I am going to ignore all questions in this thread

GOOD MORNING
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 7:22, archived)
# good morning
YOU WHORE!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 7:31, archived)
# You're my favourite dirty slut on here, kss
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 7:33, archived)
# yeeeeeereeeeeeahhhhhh
boyeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 7:36, archived)
# So fickle :(
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 7:42, archived)
# Jealous
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 8:00, archived)
# Hi Toasty...
I thought I had answered... I have gazed you...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 7:45, archived)
# what's the online thing?
it creates some nice stronger lines like on "Scarlett Pomers" hair that would otherwise be lost with similar tools
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 7:50, archived)
#
vectormagic.com/home ?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 7:53, archived)
# This is the one I found most interesting...
www.befunky.com/create/#/artst-effects

Although I have used Vector Magic in the past and while I was seaching I found the one 'A Vagabond' uses: www.blibs.com/editor/?action=action=rain
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 7:56, archived)
# This post has sucked all the enjoyment out of b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 28 Nov 2011, 7:29, archived)
# It's a vector
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 7:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 28 Nov 2011, 7:53, archived)
# Why are these so late?????
Where is your apology?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 7:34, archived)
# I thought an apology was unnecessary with people who never forgive
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 7:36, archived)
# Ah gotcha
I thought you might have been enjoying a holiday with your family and had experienced trouble finding an internet cafe
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 7:41, archived)
# Hahaha

No.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 8:02, archived)
# You forgot my request?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 8:29, archived)
# *squints*
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 8:44, archived)
# My God, it's full of arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 28 Nov 2011, 8:46, archived)
# I will have to do that one tomorrow then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 8:51, archived)
# GOD DAMMIT, I ALWAYS MISS OUT ON THE PARTY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:37, archived)
# It's a vector party
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:19, archived)
# My god what's going on here?
I was almost fooled apart from the fact you'd taken the time to do the clothes aswell!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Gayshift called...wants images back.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Let me start with a pea, although for a different persons birthday...
To follow this, 'Drunken Miss Ho' suggested Gloria Grahame and then 'RedHouse' requested two ginger cookies; Scarlett Pomers amd Karen Gillan (so I knocked another one out for her).

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 7:10, archived)
#


* And for those who missed this yesterday: The evolution of VAG CREAMS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 7:10, archived)
# You're not the only one to have knocked one out for her
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 7:24, archived)
# OH!
I always thought with "knocked out" he meant he created a piece of work, but it could also mean "ejaculated" as in releasing sperm during orgasm! LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 7:39, archived)
# :D)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 7:50, archived)
# Gillans eyes are great. The Hypno-Cock does its evil work, as usual.
Hinton Battle and the terrifying Jackie Stallone tomorrow, cheers.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Mon 28 Nov 2011, 8:35, archived)
# Yikes!
Let's have the House Bunny Anna Faris for balance!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 3:21, archived)
[challenge entry] oh look - my own private li'l threadrush ~.~;;
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 4:11, archived)
# spam
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 4:18, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 4:23, archived)
# aww dont has a sad lil birdy
i go away
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 4:30, archived)
# me 2 bedtiem
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 4:34, archived)
# Owich!
I'd rather be called a cunt than a spammer (then again I'm really, really pro-cunt).

I think you're alright, no posts for hours and KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! is always the right thing to say, isn't it?
:)
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 4:39, archived)
# aaawwww ... :'(
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 5:49, archived)
#
(Fly Projector, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 5:52, archived)
# Aww, poor little Long-tailed Tit.
I've been fucking monged the whole day. Barely able to move and alternating sweating and shivering fits. Exactly what I needed during packing for the move.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 28 Nov 2011, 6:42, archived)
# Malaria?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 6:51, archived)
# Don't think it occurs here.
It's been six weeks since I was in a dengue fever zone as well, so should be OK. Just a case of over-doing it a lot coupled with a new job, twat-faced moving companies that can't organise a simple quote and then drop out of contact after booking them, ill kids, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 28 Nov 2011, 7:10, archived)
# Well, fucksocks.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 7:16, archived)
# Meh. I'll live.
I'm just being pissy and moany. The new job will be great and the new town is far, far cheaper and nicer to live in. It's just the very temporary moving part that's causing the hassle.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 28 Nov 2011, 7:28, archived)
# NOM NOM NOM
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 4:58, archived)
# hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(rd)
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:49, archived)
# kh - AAA< >AAA - an
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 5:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 5:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 5:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 5:42, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 5:43, archived)
# I can't reply.
Words won't do it justice.

I saw Mickey Rooney crying on the 700 club once. And my motorcycle transmission was in pieces on the dining room table.

I'm fucking glad I got to see this. A glorious ending to this day. Sleep pending in 9 8 7 6
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 5:55, archived)
# motorcycle bombing tears
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 5:58, archived)
# Did you heal it?
I replaced the engine in my first bike, when it actually started on the first try I was just stupidly emotional over it. I'd still like to take apart the old one and fix the transmission though.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 5:58, archived)
# pray for help
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 6:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 6:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 6:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 6:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 6:36, archived)
# why, man?!? why always in my threads?
no respect for your elders.
/kids_these_days
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:15, archived)
# crunch
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 5:50, archived)
# *crunch*
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 5:50, archived)
# crunch
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 5:50, archived)
# crunchy crunch
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 5:51, archived)
# crunch
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 5:51, archived)
# k-crunch
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 5:51, archived)
# crunchy crunchy crunch
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 5:52, archived)
# crunch crunchy crunch
crunch crunch crunch
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 5:52, archived)
# crunchy chomp chomp crunch
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 5:52, archived)
# crunchy chompy crunching chomp-chomp
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 5:53, archived)
# nom nom crunchy crunchy chomp chomp
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 5:53, archived)
# nom slurp crunch chomp
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 5:54, archived)
# crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 5:54, archived)
# nom slurp crunch crunch nom slurp crunch
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 5:55, archived)
# belch
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 5:55, archived)
# crunch chomp slurp nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 5:56, archived)
# nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
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(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 6:18, archived)
# mo ris ey
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 6:58, archived)
# bite bite bite bite bite chomp crunch
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 6:03, archived)
# chomp chomp nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 6:03, archived)
# spoilt
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 6:34, archived)
# really spoilt
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 6:34, archived)
# nasty spoilt
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 6:52, archived)
# slip spill drop
drip drip drip drip drip drip
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 6:53, archived)
# crunch bite slirp chomp
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 6:02, archived)
# thud crash slip boom thonk pow do-yoi-yoi-yoi-oing aaa-ooo-gahh
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 6:53, archived)
# crunch slurp chompy nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 6:00, archived)
# slurp crunch chomp
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 5:59, archived)
# chomp
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 6:00, archived)
# ch-chomp
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 5:59, archived)
# crunchy crunch
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 5:59, archived)
# chomp chomp
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 5:58, archived)
# Needs more twix!
(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 8:31, archived)
# Why men like this dress?
Why men like this dress?
dig.la/a9u
so cool and sexy
Men are screaming, and even excitement
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 3:38, archived)
#

Men certainly are WILD about it

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 3:43, archived)
# oops! I thought it said 'Why men dress like this?'
:P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 3:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 3:52, archived)
# *tilts screen back*
darn!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 3:53, archived)
# oh the research i had to do
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 3:57, archived)
# Was the research anything like THIS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-8CfE_UN1U&feature=related

Murder by youtube links.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 4:12, archived)
# phwoaarrrr!
Pur-r-r-r-r-rrrr
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 4:14, archived)
# Born to be mild
One-y and a two-y. I need my Geritol.

It's pretty funny to think about GG Allin versus this guy. What a difference. Shit smeared and bloody.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 4:22, archived)
# That's so last night.
My research was much better than that.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 4:16, archived)
# have you seen my sister
this dress drives men wild
snipurl.com/20xwquf
it makes them sweat
Sweat till they can't sweat no more
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 3:57, archived)
# He certainly looks excitement
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 5:04, archived)
# Why men like this dress?
spam
(weeallyes, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:56, archived)
# FUCK THE CUNTING HELL OFF YOU STEAMING CUMSTAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:57, archived)
# *coughs*
*splutters*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:20, archived)
# backpanelslider
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:22, archived)
# That guy was just happy about his candleday.
This cunt is a fucking spamming piece of donkey testicle.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:23, archived)
# Maybe he's just new and wants to let us know about his crossdressing
Would explain why people scream whilst he's in that dress.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:27, archived)
# Usually because he's about to slash their throats.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:32, archived)
# Ah, this was why I was thinking of throats.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:44, archived)
# I agree with the below statement.
We need to hunt him down and stick his dress and 'DO YOU LOVE ME NOW DADDY' stupid face up his spammy arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:49, archived)
# But he isn't new. He posts every other fucking night.
He needs to be shot in the throat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:42, archived)
# What makes me wonder about this and other spam:
He's being paid to do it, but his messages are close enough to pure nonsense as to render them pointless. If we find his boss we could probably have him fired (or inadvertently upgrade their trolling techniques).
On the other hand if they only measure performance by how many of us curious monkeys click through to see who it is that's bugging us, he is making success for great justice! (or something)
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 3:08, archived)
# The site he's spamming was registered by some chinese company.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 3:14, archived)
# Not a surprise at all given the language, it's a profession over there:
www.technologyreview.com/blog/arxiv/27357/?p1=blogs
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 3:19, archived)
# I am often referred to as 'even excitement'
this dress holds no value
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:58, archived)
# I never forgive this.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:14, archived)
# DO WANT
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 3:32, archived)
# I hate you.
EDIT: This is my 5000th post.
Glad it was spent telling a spam cunt I hate them.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:01, archived)
# ha ha!
i wasted mine saying something inane.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:06, archived)
# Hey-ho, there's always another milestone... my next major one is 10,000. o_o
I'll be sure to have something for that one, other than telling a possible machine that I'd smack them in the gob if I met them in the street.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:09, archived)
# nah
the next one's 5555 ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:11, archived)
# Interstella 5555 reference? :3
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:14, archived)
# it wasn't, but now i have the basis for my 5555th post
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/95/Interstella5555.jpg/220px-Interstella5555.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:28, archived)
# It's the first time I've seen that poster in years.
Now I'm fully versed in b3ta lore, it looks ripe for shopping. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:31, archived)
# Cock guitar.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:42, archived)
# Gives 'shredding' a whole new meaning, huh? *winces*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:48, archived)
# Just as long as he doesn't snap his e-string.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:51, archived)
# Yikes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:52, archived)
# 5000!
These threads are always a good excuse to post anything


www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=cNzEXJTPS0U
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:30, archived)
# Hey now, that's rather nice. Got an oppressed yet defiant sound to it.
And also, in case you were wondering what a platypus sounds like.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsd7ZfdZcNU
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:35, archived)
# There is so much good shit out there.
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=EyIquE0izAg


Haha. That PLAT is cute. And probably would take my hand off if I tried to pet it.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:43, archived)
# I think it's female platypi, platypuses, whatever...
but they have a poisonous barb on them somewhere. As if they weren't random enough.

Also, digging that link. To think that's 1929 and still sounds good today.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:46, archived)
# Time is all that separates us.
Whatever the fuck that means.

This reminds me of a night when I saw a band in a horrible shipyard. Next door was a dingy factory, and through a window I could see way in the back, under one light bulb hanging down, a man chipping slag from bricks. The band went by the name of Gang Green and the Amputees. They had guitars that were actual axes. They were sharp, and everything.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDDVR31mMhY
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 3:15, archived)
# Mogu comedy account
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:03, archived)
# You tell 'em, Shockja- I mean uhh, Lemmy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:04, archived)
# there was some sexy girls on there though...
...I mean Fuck Off, etc...etc...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:10, archived)
# I daren't click that link in case, I dunno, it directs a nuclear warhead to my house.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:15, archived)
# I just checked my surveillance computers....nope...you're safe.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:20, archived)
# *tinfoils*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:21, archived)
# She is nice.
Well worth dying in a nuclear holocaust.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:37, archived)
# That sounds somewhat contradictory.
Like, you wish you would die in a nuclear holocaust, or...?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:39, archived)
# Bit of both really...
Maybe at the point of orgasm with her...

Auto-erotic-annihilation. (or analation depending on how dirty she is)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:48, archived)
# Red hot. Literally, like, instant vaporization.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:51, archived)
# That's hot! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:52, archived)
# Well, Family guy is on line,
Just waiting for American dad, then I can go bed and watch them.

I am hating this cold, feel like someone has punched me in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 3:04, archived)
# There's an easy way to fix that.
Man the fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 3:08, archived)
# This is man flu..
I reserve the rights to bitch and moan about it!

Plus the neighbours have this new puppy that likes to spend every night yelping and howling into the night.

*edit* got my toons, that's me off to bed.

Night all
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 3:14, archived)
# lemmy has a great voice
as in, speaking voice
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:21, archived)
# smooth like jack daniels
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:45, archived)
# he drinks shitloads and his liver is perfect
some man
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:50, archived)
# i am screaming
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:15, archived)
# with delight
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:24, archived)
# always
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:33, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:16, archived)
# hahahah
i fucking love this
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 3:32, archived)
# I hope you catch the bad aids and die a slow and painful death
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:17, archived)
# Do you think this cunt makes me look fat?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 5:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:31, archived)
# This makes me smile.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:33, archived)
# shane mcgowan next
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:39, archived)
# done!
behold, jaws mcgowan
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:45, archived)
# hahaha
no more rot
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:46, archived)
# ^ they are Shane Mcgowan's teeth....
(the new ones)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:50, archived)
# Fucksocks...
They are touring war of the worlds again....
But no richard Burton, LIAM FECKING NIELSON?

thats me not going next year
harumph
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:54, archived)
# this is lovely
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:34, archived)
# Nobody can bother them up there.
They can discuss their dreams and not be ridiculed.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:49, archived)
# a bit like b3ta
......no wait....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:30, archived)
# Haha, I think the fella second from the left's got the wrong size.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:40, archived)
# second from the right is a failed superhero
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:45, archived)
# Actually, I meant second from right, fuck it, senility's starting setting in.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:49, archived)
# back to bed, start again
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:55, archived)
# Sounds like a plan.
Night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:57, archived)
# night
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:07, archived)
# Don't poke fun at dead people.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:47, archived)
# can i poke dead at fun people?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:14, archived)
# Just don't call you late for dinner...har har! :P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:18, archived)
# Better than watching Celebrity Jungle!


Click for bigger (218 kb)
(roadieflip Who nicked the jokes from my lolly sticks?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:06, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I actually work with a mentalist who has something not far off that; he works in accounts and it cracks me up when he whips it out of his blazer when we meet up for a smoke
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:24, archived)
# A blazer is no place to keep a child.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 0:24, archived)
# There's a huge lighter like that knocking around the house somewhere.
Bugger takes about 6 flicks to light.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 0:44, archived)
# Hahah smoking :)
(herman:D, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:29, archived)
# He also looks like a right sinister cunt
and should have been thrown offf a cliff Sparta style because he appears utterly evil
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:31, archived)
# Needs more croissant
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:56, archived)
# i'm waiting for mo to post the pipe child
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 0:09, archived)
# That kid will ruin his teefs.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 0:11, archived)
# Or maybe he needs a little cheering up.

Fuck I'm bored, gay shift is starting, I can't sleep, full of a cold, no one to torment!
*sob*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 0:45, archived)
# f-f-f-f-uck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:16, archived)
# Yessss!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:27, archived)
# This is one bandwaggon I haven't tried........
yet...
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:33, archived)
# Go on, you know you want to!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:37, archived)
# all bandwagons are shit
just sayin'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:37, archived)
# That's fighting talk, where I come from!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:44, archived)
# Talk -->
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:45, archived)
# Lemme at 'em!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:50, archived)
# Have at it.
It's a real ghost town over there.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:53, archived)
# THEY A L L FLOAT DOWN HERE!
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:12, archived)
# IT'S MY CANDLE DAY!
For another hour, anyway...

*slinks off back to /links*
(I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:02, archived)
# uh ho.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:02, archived)
# Play nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:03, archived)
# I never said a word.
It's sunday night, most of the Nazis are asleep or making FAQ gifs.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:06, archived)
# Happy YOU'RE ON FUCKING FIRE Day guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:03, archived)
# cheers, dude
(I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:07, archived)
# fuck off
you needy spastic
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:09, archived)
# And order is restored
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:11, archived)
# i know, right
just think what chaos we'd all be in right now, if i hadn't logged on
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:47, archived)
# no no no no no no no no
see, you just fucking blasted me for waking you up, but now you're patting yourself on the back for being here.

this is insane!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:50, archived)
# i should clarify, the op woke me,
it was as if a thousand voices cried out...... or something like that
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 0:02, archived)
# i realized my error
please, no more beatings
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 0:05, archived)
# but i have you on my calender for another 3 weeks
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 0:07, archived)
# I'd go apeshit about the whole 'post a picture or sod off' thing
but I'm far too busy for that now. Happy candleday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:10, archived)
# Fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Happy CANDLE
Fuck off:) No pic
(herman:D, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:23, archived)
#
cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:33, archived)
# HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 0:17, archived)
# Is that Mike Teutul?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 0:33, archived)
# nah
eric stoltz. he just let himself go a tad.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 0:39, archived)
# Ahhh Marty McFly
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 0:46, archived)
# And stay there! o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:35, archived)
# Where is my fucking picture
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:18, archived)
# Essential Item
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:57, archived)
# nice!
fuck, it's going funny again, think i may be out of here :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:00, archived)
# Haha
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:05, archived)
[challenge entry] beat them skins


Click for bigger (456 kb)
(grotpig, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Massive amounts of
quo
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:22, archived)
# hey hey :)

how the fuck is everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Dear oh dear oh dear!!!
Is that what a night out with Stu does?? :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:57, archived)
# INDEED :D
slightly headachey the next day
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:58, archived)
# well, i'm pissed off
as my computer is running slower than an obese amputee, but i'm still getting on here while i can before it dies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:57, archived)
# that sucks
have you tried turning it off and pouring lemsip all over it?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:59, archived)
# i've tried shouting at it and calling it a cunt
that didn't work and that's all i know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:06, archived)
# i overheard my four year old daughter screaming at the computer the other day
"why won't you work DAMMIT?!?!?"

i was so proud :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:07, archived)
# i would be too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:08, archived)
# how many processes are running?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:00, archived)
# my bet's on 273
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:00, archived)
# i have no idea
and as i'm drunk, this may be a bad time to ponder on the subject
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Admit it smash, it's so full of malware from all the porn sites it's amazing it can open the internet at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:10, archived)
# i don't bother with porn sites
i prefer the real thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:13, archived)
# Perhaps, once upon a time
You could.
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 0:01, archived)
# msconfig ftw!
Also, up the page file size.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:06, archived)
# seriously, i can't do any of that
i'm a total computer numpty. i've deleted everything, including all my music and nothing's helping. it'd the local disc th's at fault and me and my mate(mostly my mate) have tried everything, to no avaiul.
i need a new computer, for which i need to win a lot of money :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:13, archived)
# There's just something eating up your memory.
Frankly the quickest way to find it should be a search for any file over 1gig.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:17, archived)
# tried that
whatever it is, it seems to be hidden
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:23, archived)
# So include hidden files in the search
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:26, archived)
# my mate's done that
he's worked with computers for years, but he can't work out what's going on with mine.
the fact that he built it may have something to do with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Masturbating franticly in front of a computer is not REALLY working with computers!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:33, archived)
# he only masturbates to billie piper
according to the disc, i should have loads of space. then, i try to run the computer and the disc says i have no space at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:36, archived)
# How can you check the disc without running the computer?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:42, archived)
# this is what i'm telling you
i have no idea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Working with computers isn't the same as knowing anything about them.
The admin lady in my office has used computers for work for years and has no idea how to open zip files.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:36, archived)
# yes, but he repairs them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Pfft. Wipe hard-drive. Reinstall windows.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:42, archived)
# If he can't do that he's a dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:43, archived)
# In fact, if he does it for a living he's a dick for not doing it already.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:43, archived)
# i think he has
i'm not sure
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:46, archived)
# If he had done that your computer would be fine.
Or else it's a hardware problem which can't be fixed and he'd have told you that. The dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:48, archived)
# i think he may be a dick
i'll slap him in the nipples, they're ridiculously sensitive
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:51, archived)
# 1:) have you tried emptying your recycle bin?
2:) have you tried a system rollback/restore thing?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:31, archived)
# yes to both
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Thats me out of ideas then.
Buy a new one! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:35, archived)
# if i had the money, i would
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:39, archived)
# This little app is free
and used to help keep my memory free on my old pcs
www.analogx.com/contents/download/System/maxmem/Freeware.htm
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Smash's problem is with the local disc, not the memory.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:46, archived)
# An online virus scan might be needed.
housecall.trendmicro.com/uk/
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:47, archived)
# Or....
If he does fix ppcs he must have a hard drive floating aboot,
Replace the hard drive and re-install windows, if that doesnt work its something more serious.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:49, archived)
# replaced the hard drive months ago
no joy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:53, archived)
# *headhand*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:54, archived)
# tried that just now
won't load
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:50, archived)
# Start, Computer, Right click C:, properties.
How much space?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:52, archived)
# 64.okb, apparently
but it won't let me do anything
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:55, archived)
# What the hell is an okb?
The choices are GB, MB, KB, or B.
If it's anything other than GB you're screwed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:56, archived)
# i think i'm screwed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:57, archived)
# He hasn't put one of those stupid doctored XP copies on has he?
XP black or some such pants? Last system I witnessed with that had 72 infections after a fresh installation.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:02, archived)
# Look, if he's replaced the hard drive, and re-installed windows you would have no problems with the memory filling up.
It takes years to get that sort of problem from a clean install. Therefore it's a hardware problem. Either motherboard, or RAM. Can't be hard drive as he's already changed it. The trouble with that is that shouldn't cause your hard-drive to fill up with bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:02, archived)
# i'm willing to accept your diagnosis
as i have no idea.
still, i think a new computer will solve my problems
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:05, archived)
# Get onto freecycle and get someones cast off pc for free.
As I said earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:07, archived)
#
groups.freecycle.org/LiverpoolfreecycleNetwork/posts/16290597/TDs%20Recycled%20PC%20334
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:59, archived)
# Doing alright, thanks...
Despite the fact I need to write an essay, make 10 books, and fill an A3 sketchbook with 'reportage' drawings, all in 3 weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:00, archived)
# piece of piss
sellotape two foxes together, give then some scissors, a brown crayon and some glitter glue

(Edit: two actual foxes - not just two "you"s.)

job done :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:01, archived)
# I shall have to go out into the garden and snag a pair, then. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:06, archived)
# When you say 10 books?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:27, archived)
# Well I say that, but it's making ONE book but making 10 copies of it.
EDIT: And if you're interested, it's a satirical artist book, pointing out what people really mean when they post an ad in the lonely hearts columns.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Hahaha - brief moment of mirth
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:01, archived)
# that's me
brief and mirthful :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:02, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:03, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:23, archived)
# lovethisone :D
got a new spang do i post it
(herman:D, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:42, archived)
# /O\
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:10, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:11, archived)
# ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:)
(herman:D, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:06, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:07, archived)
# whoa where'd he go
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:08, archived)
# over there...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:18, archived)
# I found him on my desk top.
Someone call an ambulance!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Where is the golf sale?
I demand a golf sale full of flying infants!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:42, archived)
# hahahha brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:08, archived)
# hehe, does it tile?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:08, archived)
# hahaha
a*
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:09, archived)
# shop in a ring of fire!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Fuck! He vanishes off the internet
amazing stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Youre' on fire today

* waits
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:15, archived)
# hahahahahahaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:20, archived)
# i really miss this kind of shit
i've got my 'puter working at about 10% power, no telling when it'll cut out on me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Get onto freecycle and get someones cast off pc for free.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:31, archived)
# i may have to
unless my mate comes good with his computer offer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:29, archived)
# I want a goooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:40, archived)
# it goes faster once it leaves the frame,
maybe this explains the neutrino results.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Yes Mr Anderson, This makes me smile.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:49, archived)
#
Hahahaa:D
(herman:D, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Ash loves a petit filou
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:01, archived)
# hahaha
messy boy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Looks like he's had more than one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:10, archived)
# I admire its purity.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:11, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Pfft - good one!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:13, archived)
# at least he kept the spoon clean
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Haha, that could've been so much worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:30, archived)
# this is why i hate other peoples DIY
Photobucket

replaced the light fitting at the top of the stairs because it was an ugly dangly thing that looked like a pat butcher ear ring that i kept hitting my head on

and this was how the bastard was wired up, i will be having angry words with my land lady tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:46, archived)
# hahahaha
that's fixed the cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Looks fine to me. Stop being a picky cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:49, archived)
# if that looks fine to you
then i can only assume your whole house is made from flame retardants and good luck
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Did you die in a horrible, wiring based house fire?
No? Then stop whinging.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:56, archived)
# its the light at the top of the stairs
its only ever on for a few seconds, if it was the light in the living room it probably would have caught fire
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:43, archived)
# So what you're saying is that there's actually no problem at all?
Seeing as it's not in the living room.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:45, archived)
# _____________
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:49, archived)
# it worked didn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Why do we need to see this?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:51, archived)
# good point, it's pushing my Indy Jenga animation down the board
you heartless bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Simple. We don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Then... then... why did the man post it?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:56, archived)
# I guess, in case there's any electricians he wanted to scare on here?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Hmmmmm we may be on to something here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:58, archived)
# subliminal pride in the pretty wires
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:58, archived)
# he thought he was on a friendly and sympathetic internet forum
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:59, archived)
# He's obviously never been here before.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:00, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:01, archived)
# DON'T TAR US ALL WITH YOUR BRUSHES
some of us are EXTREMELY friendly, and realised that WAILAYSW probably wouldn't be understood by anyone
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:03, archived)
# fuck off you fuck faced thunder cunt
etc
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:04, archived)
# fuck you you fucking cuntal discharge
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:07, archived)
# hahaha "cuntal", one for the bank :D
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:08, archived)
# :D
i thought "vaginal" was too... scientific
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:09, archived)
# try it though, I want to see how it flows
lexically I mean
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:23, archived)
# It rhymes with frontal
That might come in handy
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:26, archived)
# if you rub it enough
it likely will
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Why am I looking at your small willy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Because it turns me the fuck on
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:06, archived)
# shoddy wiring?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:15, archived)
# close enough
"shitty wiring" was in my head
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Wires -->
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:06, archived)
# <- seriW
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Star Wars -->
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Because it's RPS
and the colour mix is sensational!

* what wire matching algorithm did they use?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:03, archived)
# No it's not; it's hideous
Edit: Not sensational, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:07, archived)
# At least they used earth sleeving
what's the problem?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:51, archived)
# That's not DIY
it has all the hallmarks of a qualified electrician!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:52, archived)
# ^this
After the mess I found replacing my shower switch, this is a damn good job compared to the "qualified" guy who thought burning on electrical tape with s lighter classes as a heat shrunk joint"
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:13, archived)
# i dont think this was done by an electrician
but i have my doubts about the electrician she sent to do a safety inspection last month
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:18, archived)
# I think my dad did this
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Maybe it was wired by the previous tenant who liked low hanging ugly dangly things
She kicked him out for messing about with the wiring
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:55, archived)
# wow this peaples person must be found and beoten up
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:55, archived)
# LOL I NO RITE
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Kekekeke
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Jajajajajaja
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:03, archived)
# deopes
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:04, archived)
# As long as you use the correct size nail for a fuse you'll be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:55, archived)
# nails?! pfttt, real men use foil
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Only
the foil from a fag packet counts.
(twizted_synapses, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:18, archived)
# ^This
Hahahhahaa
(herman:D, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:59, archived)
# At least it's earthed!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:00, archived)
# I know right, no pleasing some people.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:01, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10614752
(herman:D, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:01, archived)
#
this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:06, archived)
# I'm cutting the green wire....
KABLAMO!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:02, archived)
# shocking
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:05, archived)
# WHAT'S PROBREM? YOU GET WIRES!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:28, archived)
# I'd be more concerned
about someone stealing your tyres...

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:56, archived)
# HOWDY

(for Captain Howdy obviously) www.b3ta.com/board/10614323
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:30, archived)
# Oil stains are a bitch to get out of white jeans.
Silly robot fashion choice! Nice job, Atomic!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:44, archived)
# Just for a casual day at the beach.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:53, archived)
# \o/*we're having fun* \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:59, archived)
# disco :D
(herman:D, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:00, archived)
# PARTYSTARTER

...(The board always goes dead when I post this)...(and sure enough)...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Ha-ha! Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:09, archived)
# :)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:17, archived)
# I read Great Expectations at school
it wasn't as good as I'd hoped
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:21, archived)
# oof
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Get out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:25, archived)
# D'ooh bloody 'ell!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:30, archived)
# I once read Oliver Twist
I didn't expect the surprise ending!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:36, archived)
# Oof
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:56, archived)
# -.-
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:24, archived)
# Give the man his lozenges, you little shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:22, archived)
# Haha
Where's my fucking cement you retards?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:25, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:27, archived)
# spare change
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:32, archived)
# He takes games at Christmas way too fucking seriously
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:15, archived)
# Hahaha

I believe this is an ancient bindun, but it still makes me chuckle. Plus, the animation adds to the suspence.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:21, archived)
# I thought it must be
which is why I only did the two frames and not the entire sequence
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:22, archived)
# Hehe - my imagination has already edited in the shot of Alfred Molina rubbing his fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:55, archived)
# And tits
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Genius!
Woo as per
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:23, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:24, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:27, archived)
# there's no wai
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:31, archived)
# oh hell yes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:15, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:25, archived)
# WILL YOU JUST PICK IT UP ALREADY?!
/Family Guy
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 8:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 8:16, archived)
# bored! made this:D
took me 2 Fucking hours:D
(herman:D, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:10, archived)
# I was bored two hours ago and watched a mediocre film on iplayer
You definitely win.
(Mmm horse made of white chocolate, yes please)
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Does mediocre make films?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:26, archived)
# Glad I wasn't the only one thinking that.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:28, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:29, archived)
# Never be embarrased to be an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:29, archived)
# If I were
I'd never stop being embarrassed....
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:31, archived)
# Hello
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:32, archived)
# Hello, when did the BBC air your film?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:35, archived)
# 1919
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:39, archived)
# They came to it late then?
I thought it topped the box office in 1883.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Your confusion is understandable. It is because in 1883, people didn't know the difference between the box office and tea.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:43, archived)
# True. That's why there were so many wars in Indochina.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:45, archived)
# How did you know?!
(It was ace but there weren't enough staplers for my liking)
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:35, archived)
# This one has staplers in it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:41, archived)
# Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:14, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:20, archived)
# Nn
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:26, archived)
# the chemical symbol for Nenenenemum
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:25, archived)
# he invented the film
nice anim herman!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:34, archived)
# 2 elephants died to make that horse.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:35, archived)
# True artists
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Psh, 5 minutes in Photoshop ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:13, archived)
# SHHHLLOOOOOP
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:35, archived)
# You are a very talented individual.
Have you ever considered that it might be wasted on B3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Nothing's too good for b3ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:46, archived)
# so cash
edit: you probably don't know about that guy
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:50, archived)
# The man in black?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:00, archived)
# No.
A few years ago, some guy posted about how he was too good for b3ta, and wrote a long speech, and used the phrase "so cash" a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:07, archived)
# Ahh
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:31, archived)
#
by "a few years ago" i would assume this was after i joined back in the deep mists of more than "a few" years ago. but i never saw this thread :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:45, archived)
# You had to be there.
This guy could "steal your girlfriend just walking down the street".
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:53, archived)
# it'd be a good fucking trick doing that
i don't live in his street
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:02, archived)
# This one?
b3ta.com/board/9456886
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Or this?
b3ta.com/board/9456882
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:54, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Mu's a l33t haxoors
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:06, archived)
# He has keys.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:17, archived)
# No, this is a fake one.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:56, archived)
# I think b3ta can be seen as a place for your talents to be recognized.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:51, archived)
# Thanks:D
wasted on B3ta. no i love b3ta:D
(herman:D, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Poor kitten!
It must be traumatised after that
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:24, archived)
[challenge entry] DnA Test?
(Dark Star Don't give me any of that intelligent life crap,, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:14, archived)
# Yeah, fuck all that D and A, messing up people's lives.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:16, archived)
# maybe spork is a recessive gene
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Maybe's he's not a Spork but a Spoon with spiky hair!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:26, archived)
# you really want utensils with hair on them?
no wonder she slept around
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:29, archived)
# Hairy Spoons!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:32, archived)
# Bart Simpspoon?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:39, archived)
# A punk spoon, or a spunk, as they're known as.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:38, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:39, archived)
# It's not clear who's speaking
if it's Mr Fork then yes he is definitely the father but he should be worried about what seems to be be his estranged wife and her Motherfucking Spoon lover, if it's Mr Spoon then he has problems!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:25, archived)
# :D
Fucking fork
(herman:D, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:32, archived)
# There's someone missing, but as the saying goes,
no more Mister Knife Guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:39, archived)
# i'll just put this here:D
www.b3ta.com/links/Laughing_Reindeer
(herman:D, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:43, archived)
# I'll pop this down here too
In about of insomnia I decided to see if it's possible to do anything with the apps on google chrome.



It is, but it's slow and clumsy, took me 2 Fecking hours!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:54, archived)
# 2 fucking hours!
do it on PS 5mins
(herman:D, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:02, archived)
# wefucksawthisfuckfewhoursfuckgoddamnshitagofuckinggoddamnfuck
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:02, archived)
# Yeah, I was a bit (very) tipsy when I posted it,
Forgot....

Now calm down, or it comes back as a new thread in 2 hours!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:25, archived)
# it's cool...
...i don't really care.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Aww damn it, I was getting ready to re-post it but at different 90 degree angles!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:05, archived)
# How could that possibly have taken 2 hours
EH????
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:27, archived)
# A lot of fecking going on as well
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:40, archived)
# I used nothing but the apps on google chrome (some thing called aviate, feather or bird)
So you do something, it thinks, uploads, downloads, shows you.
I thought cloud computing was a good thing, this has proved to me that we still don't have the speeds to cope with it, I'm on 30 down 3 up here and it was still painfully slow whenever doing anything complicated.

100mbit each way and it might be usable, But with google selling these new chrome books with mainly cloud computing and aps with 3g connections, I should imagine they are not very good for anything other than browsing.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry]

clicken biggen
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:55, archived)
# Fucking skimmed milk?
WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:56, archived)
# if he didn't keep his figure
he would've been squashed by that huge boulder
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Haha. They're gonna spill!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:57, archived)
# Now I want cornflakes!
But he should watch out that Klarnk doesn't steal his Waitrose milk
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:03, archived)
#

do you still want cornflakes?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:05, archived)
# That's high fibre bran! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Looks like it's even got raisins!



oh...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:07, archived)
# Did you pick out all the nuts?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:10, archived)
# Nuts should never be put in breakfast cereal. Fucking abomonations.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:11, archived)
# not even grape nuts?
actually, what are grape nuts?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:13, archived)
#
Grape-Nuts is a breakfast cereal developed by C. W. Post in 1897. Post was a patient and later competitor of the 19th-century breakfast food innovator, Dr. John Harvey Kellogg. Despite its name, the cereal contains neither grapes nor nuts. The cereal is actually made from wheat and barley, in later years, whole wheat so that the cereal could boast the nutritional value.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:17, archived)
# I personally now have a craving for museli.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:06, archived)
# without nuts?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:14, archived)
# what about corn in it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:25, archived)
# I wonder if there'll ever be some Death Metal Breakfast Cereal?
Korn's Flakes
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:31, archived)
# make it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:39, archived)
# I sense that it has already bindun
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Why would you put corn in museli?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:26, archived)
# I have a bad feeling about this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:51, archived)
# Hahaha
Never have I seen breakfast eaten with such concentration
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:25, archived)
# he won't be able to do that! the tops still on!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:44, archived)

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