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# Bored but I catch cold...*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:07, archived)
# -__-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:07, archived)
# I bet you don't speak any Australian at all
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Why Australian?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:16, archived)
# I hope you understand one day what a hurtful question that is
I will let it go because I know you don't understand yet
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:18, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:21, archived)
# gurn it fars marg in the chunderpit spaggin
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:22, archived)
# thundering goofwaggers
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:25, archived)
# pretty close bro
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:25, archived)
# no worries
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:27, archived)
# cobber
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:46, archived)
# A lot of people in this country pooh-pooh Australian table wines.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Fosters is not a wine
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:29, archived)
# The Australians have the good sense not to touch that shit.
*imagines sipping from a cold Squire's Amber Ale*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:31, archived)
# now you're talking, cobber
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:36, archived)
# You retards pay huge amounts for hazyblur wines
www.hazyblur.com/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Kangaroos loose in the top paddock
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Tipped out me britspit, gonna shinie with ya bluey!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:11, archived)
# He gets an exclamation mark as a sign of respect for the high office he holds
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:12, archived)
# AUSTRALIA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:12, archived)
# It chatters like a cold Japanese girl who has lost her steam, and is now reduced to making pictures of little significance.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:16, archived)
# lost her steam, and is now reduced to making pictures of little significance?
did i miss something?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Is there an echo in here?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:23, archived)
#
Is there an echo in here?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:35, archived)
#
in here
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:38, archived)
#
quack
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Mr. Hankey...the CHRISTMAS poo.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:39, archived)
# ha ha!
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Sorry to impose on everyone like this but I really want to see some more people speaking Australian tonight
Chinese new year isn't over unless it's over in your heart you fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Aww, she'll be right.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Thinking that if our tax return comes through (fucking ATO),
we might have a little holiday in Katoomba.
Fucking ATO.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:15, archived)
# FUCKING ATO
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:17, archived)
# I was born nearby
Make sure you read up on why you should do a COOO-EEE at the three sisters.

Then don't because every other fucker is doing it and it's annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:20, archived)
# ^This.
For all that my old workmates complained about Katoomba, it really is one of the nicest places I've been to. Excellent hat shop, lovely 1920s shop fronts and the way it can hide so many tourists and still seem charming is wonderful. Even in June in the fog, with me dying of a chest infection.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:22, archived)
# i must've missed that
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:23, archived)
# FUCKING ATO
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:26, archived)
# like i pay tax
pffft
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:36, archived)
# NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:16, archived)
# I have the learning australian from the neighbours and the "homo & way"
and is saying "Strewth cobber dingo blimey!" and "that dingo, blimey, took ma babby, blimey more crikey!"



(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:18, archived)
# artbase: southpark
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Yeah. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:21, archived)
# At least he's warm
3 socks in bed tonight, right lads?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Howdy Hoe
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:27, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:29, archived)
#
H J
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Hullo...
I've been a very busy bee. Haven't been around and not joined in any compos for a while but I've been checking in on the funnies.
I've just started a collaborative project with an American man. It's a comic strip that'll come out every Monday. This is the very first. You may like it. You may not.



Infinite Bacon

(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:59, archived)
# g'day mate
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:59, archived)
# There's no piss.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:00, archived)
# I'll try and get some wee wee in the next one...
..the American is somewhat prudish.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:03, archived)
# We have standards you know!
This.......is.......b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:06, archived)
# The next one we go dark...
there's death, heads being blown off and body parts being eaten. No piss though.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Good enough...carry on then.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:10, archived)
# CHEERY EYED DINGLEBRO CRACKED A GROGAN UP YA MUG
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Heh :o)
also anything concerning infinite bacon wins for me.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:02, archived)
# I like it!
Poor ol' Gadget
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:08, archived)
# inspector gadget with curly hair?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:10, archived)
# I know!
I tried to draw his face from memory so I wasn't just copying the animation style. I saw his hair was pointy and thought fuck it...
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:26, archived)
# cunning plan so you can sell millions of Tshirts and not get done for copyright :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Hehe
I like it, good style too.
or 'Strewth mate, what a corker!' to continue a theme
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:10, archived)
# To be honest, you're capable of much better
Good to see you on /board again :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:25, archived)
# I'll try harder with the next one.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Yeah, like I said I know you can do great stuff
Just didn't think this one was anything special. But I'll look forward to later ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Congrats on The Poke award!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Thanks Ninj:)
I thought Modern Toss would get it because they're the big boys. I seemed to have been added on as an afterthought.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:34, archived)
# hahaha
I actually was asked by thePoke to choose a few of the folks on B3ta I liked and you, Ninj were 2 I chose along with Toastie and a couple of others. The next day, you were all in the running! Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Well in that case thankyou sir..
i did wonder how i ended up there. I'm now getting movie offers and modelling contracts.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Ooh I never knew!
Cheers Q! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:04, archived)
# nicely drawn
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:38, archived)
# LET'S GET THIS MOTHERFUCKING PARTY STARTED
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:28, archived)
# corky mc cracken jongles the burrymudge
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:29, archived)
# corky slammed his wiener in a car door
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:49, archived)
# you're speaking american
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# with a Hebrew accent
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# This thread is only for people that can speak Australian
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Come on guys, I know at least a few of you speak fluent Australian
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:35, archived)
# i'm still learning
i now know sweets are lollies and a slide is a slippery dip
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:42, archived)
# At this stage you should probably be working on your pronunciation
One day it will just leap out of you and you will suddenly understand the language.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:44, archived)
# no need, most of north sydney's from somewhere other than australia anyway
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# IMMIGRANTS!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Hearing the word "unaustralian" makes me want to punch people in the cunt.
It usually means "anything I don't agree with and I can trace my Australian ancestors back at least 50 years."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Then stop saying it
Australia day used to be about having a barbecue with your mates. It still is, but a lot of people seem to be reading a lot of shit into it that doesn't exist without them doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Eh? No, I mean in general, especially anything Abbott's trying to sell.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Sorry, I've had this discussion too much lately
Facebook was fucking bizarre this year. I don't want to take anything away from the terrible things white Australia has done to Aborigines because we still haven't come far enough.

Most of my boong friends love a good barbecue and I wish everyone would just chill the fuck out about it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:06, archived)
# No, really, I just meant
when someone doesn't like something, so they just declare it 'unaustralian', like the US used to in the 1950s. Nothing more than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:14, archived)
# it's the same as unamerican
doing something that a partcular person doesn't like
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:21, archived)
# I really wish it could mean something strong but it gets thrown around by rednecks and talkback radio hosts so much that it's turned into a dog whistle for racists
It is a very sad state of affairs.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Aye.
Sad business.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:25, archived)
# I'm first generation and so are most of my friends
ARE YOU GOING TO TRY AND LEARN THIS OR WHAT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:54, archived)
# rack orf you flamin galaah
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:56, archived)
# here, practice this
Murphy Pipsnoggin is a bit crook in the gut
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:48, archived)
# strewth mate
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:52, archived)
# DO YOU KNOW WHO SADIE IS MATE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:57, archived)
# DIDN'T SHE SING SMOOTH OPERATOR MATE
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Nah ya dumcun ya sissy bitch sadie
YA FUCKIN KNOWER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Thongs
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:47, archived)
# ah, yeah, of course!
and jaffles
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:49, archived)
# I can do handstands!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:49, archived)
# STREWTH AILSE
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:46, archived)
# I've seen both flaming galahs and drongoes.
I felt ridiculously pleased when I got the pair.

www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/abirds/galah.html

sadly no drongo photos worth posting.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Did you have to ignite the Galah yourself, or do they naturally spontaneously combust?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Well, they spend a lot of time sniffing solvents, so they are quite flammable.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Those fuckers used to rabble up the driveway when I was a kid
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:00, archived)
# They're awesome.
We get twenty or thirty outside the house in the evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:02, archived)
# I used to have to run at them swinging my backpack just to clear a path to get to the bus stop
Those fuckers get bold when they have the numbers.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:07, archived)
# I can just imagine some little kid being knifed by a flock of galahs.
"Giz ya fakkin sandwiches, ya lil cunt."
"Maaaaaam!"
*shivs*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Alfred Hitchcock was like David Attenborough to me.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:38, archived)
# brarg nungerdung ya fuggerbrod
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:30, archived)
# strewth miccarn hargen
jotsa billy boy heeeeeu
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:31, archived)
# burnouts on the middle brid hid mcgid, diggy mackenzie fern hurden
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Stunk the rung out with ya doubble bunbuns
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:33, archived)
# stox brock me hidin stoof
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:33, archived)
# ken oof up the daisy noggin
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:33, archived)
# currant mine, frock me stox
brig stong birrunga suurf madunndunn
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Chongle me fasnudder with ya fat changa
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Does anyone want some financial advice?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:37, archived)
# I have 27p
I wish to invest it into a fool-proof get rich quick scheme.
Any suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Right now your greatest asset is your ability to generate an income
Put that in your money box and in a few months when you've earned enough, put another 27p in there.

When you have over AU$1000 I can invest it in a stable economy for you. You're going to make it baby.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# I got so excited by this investment plan
I blew all 27p on a 2nd class stamp!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Now you have to work twice as hard just to get back to sqare one
Make sure you spit all over whatever you send to whoever with your stamp.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:55, archived)
# invest it in Mono's bumhole
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# If I had £10 to spend in a shop . . .
I got a mars bar worth 40p, a newspaper worth Ā£1.15, 2 Curley Wurley's worth 20p each and a packet of mimi-Babybel worth Ā£2.87, how much change should I have left?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:54, archived)
# OMG...Years of silence...and now this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Hey wait a cuppaminmin and yajongle harrybips'll be on the harbour with a bag of prawns and a sick pugga dernuffukin brasn't
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:43, archived)
# hahaha
This is inspiring
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Gove shitting on acid...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Do you mind if I get these Monkies off my back, here please?
here please?






(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:56, archived)
# STREWTH
JONGIE IN THE FONGIE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:57, archived)
# mighty strange stuff mate
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:03, archived)
# There's no chairs! We need more chairs!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:07, archived)
# I reckon...
I know where you got that photo...
(SalmonFilter, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha, love the top left one
Walken monkey approves
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:13, archived)
# THERE'S NO CHAIR! WOW! WOW! WOW!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Bleeeerrrggghhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:52, archived)
# WOAH THREADRUSH!
That's quite scary. Woo.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Loverly...
Susan Boyle?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:57, archived)
# *initiates Twitter hate campaign*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:59, archived)
# *cries*
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Haha
That's bloody awesome!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:26, archived)
# I really hope he pronounces his S sounds with that weird whistle sound that old people do sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:24, archived)
# SSSWWWTRUTTIN THAT ASS
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Like the old pervert in Family Guy?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:33, archived)
# No, like yoda with a monkey face and a missing tooth
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Young Yoda was a cheeky little bastard! :)
Great stuff. Great presentation, with the contrast of the green and pinks and the little garnish of pubic-like hairs around the edge. I'd serve this!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Cheers Q!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Cheers Waspie!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Leave Yoda alone, Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:01, archived)
# haha, "Hear you I can not Ninj!"

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:17, archived)
# :D
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Reverse the polarity, Doctor Ook!
Doctor Ook!
Doctor Jon Proboscis and the Draconians

Previously on Doctor Ook:
Doctor Pat Chimpanzee and the Cybermen
Doctor Tom Orangutan and the Daleks
Doctor Pete Capuchin and the Tractators
Doctor Colin Macaque and the Yeti
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:44, archived)
# It's a good likeness1
Doctor Pete Capuchin is my fave though.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:47, archived)
# :D
I like the Tom Baker.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:53, archived)
# eeek eek
n
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:56, archived)
# cuntass
/ac
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Can you two please give each other moustache rides on the dildo express so we can all just hug it out for a while
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 11:39, archived)
# I NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT HAMISH MACBETH
/ac
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:16, archived)
# His first big break was in trainspotting as the baby that died because everyone was too busy doing smack
His greatest role ever was that bit in 28 weeks later where he comes back at the end to scare his kids and everyone is like "how did he get there" and it never gets explained because now zombies are at the eiffel tower the end.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:19, archived)
# It's all on IMDB but please god nobody post when his birthday is
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:20, archived)
# He shares the same birthday as JESUS CHRIST
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:24, archived)
# It was an awesome series.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:48, archived)
# thanks guys
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:16, archived)
# MORE JAIL FOR YOU GRONKPAN!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:16, archived)
# This is HARRASSMENT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:23, archived)
# I am HARRASSING YOU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Put a nicer shirt on for me please
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:24, archived)
# I put on my wizard's hat and cloak
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:24, archived)
# harrrrr
ASSMENT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:25, archived)
# ASSMENT HARR
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:25, archived)
# OF YOU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:25, archived)
# YOU WON'T BE STRUTTIN THAT ASS YOU'LL BE HALF DEAD
/ac
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Hey can I teach you all some Australian?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:29, archived)
# YAY!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 11:01, archived)
# Well that's put me off my saveloy.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 11:07, archived)
# I'm reporting him to the cdc regulatory authority.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 11:11, archived)
#
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 11:12, archived)
# roffle
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 11:27, archived)
# We were just walking home
and found a koala in a tree.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 11:16, archived)
# Did you piss it off for the camera?
Those bastards are vicious when you piss them off.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 11:41, archived)
# No, just shone a torch in its face.
The girls were fucking ecstatic about it - still bouncing around at 10 pm.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 11:43, archived)
# If you put a bit of red cellophane over the torch most of them won't react and will go about their business
much more fun to watch, even if they are all red and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Koalas really aren't too bothered.
Even the Brushies don't seem to mind the light as long as you don't shine it too long. Once, however, we lit up a Tawny Frogmouth for a few minutes for a photo and went to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Try the red celophane and thank me later
Orange-red if you can get it

Koalas are great when they don't think anyone is watching.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:50, archived)
# YAY!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:08, archived)
# wobblecock
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:40, archived)
# This was supposed to be quick & dirty...

......2 days later!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:18, archived)
# it often works out that way :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:22, archived)
# I did Ewan the wrong way round
I only noticed once I'd finished!
:O
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:23, archived)
# i dont get it
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:35, archived)
# It wasn't time wasted then! pffft
Look up chronicle trailer. If you're still missin, then watch Star Wars.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:41, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:22, archived)
# arctic roll
swiss roll
sausage roll
forward roll
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:28, archived)
# CHEDGE
(couldn't see it on the white background)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:29, archived)
# Hooray!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:34, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:17, archived)
#
Different names, euphemisms and slang terms are used for toilet paper in countries around the world, including "bum wad", "loo roll/paper," "bog roll," "toilet roll," "dunny roll/paper," "bathroom/toilet tissue," "4 inch" "TP," or just "tissue."
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:39, archived)
# it's a shit anim
the lack of frames makes it look like it's rolling backwards
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Celebratory somersault toilet
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Do they still do those things?
Those weird doll things you cover toilet rolls with? They'd always give me the fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:50, archived)
# good morning idiots!!!!!!


fuckin shit, how do y'all animate
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:11, archived)
# Pretty much like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:14, archived)
# hahaha piss
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:15, archived)
# dang it
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:44, archived)
# Lookit those balls bounce!
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:45, archived)
#


think im getting the hang of this!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:22, archived)
# bum blood
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:32, archived)
# NO OIL FOR BUTTBLOOD
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:38, archived)
# HIS ASS!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:46, archived)
# pretty much exactly like that
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:15, archived)
# We get Disney to do all our animating
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:16, archived)
# Beautifully animated.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:25, archived)
# im learning
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:28, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:09, archived)
# hahahha fucking cops!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:21, archived)
# love the attention to detail and the shit on his ass
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:38, archived)
# ok children, todays topic is LAW
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:04, archived)
# FUCK COPS
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:26, archived)
# yeah
but that dude they're arresting is slimey karl rove, i'd wait for them to finish arresting him before i shot them in the face
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:32, archived)
# hahaha
"I believe SOPA is wrong because it means I won't be able to download free lolicon hentai anymore"
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:34, archived)
# SHERK 4: SHERK IS BECOME COP
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:37, archived)
# we should all have the right to steal music
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 11:00, archived)
# Bollox, this that Monday already?
Oh well, Happy birthday; Jody 'Shalamar' Watley, Phil Collins and Vanessa Redgrave.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 6:44, archived)
# Look, I know this is an innapropriate thing to say
but

I need to buy some steak today

I'm going to have a nice thick juicy steak with onions and gravy

and yorkshire puddings

oh yeah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 7:06, archived)
# Which is nice
NING D-O-T-C

ning real
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 7:31, archived)
# ning wb
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 7:32, archived)
# ...pics?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 7:49, archived)
# NSFW FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:10, archived)
# Su-su-sudio!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:16, archived)
# why am i looking at phil collins :'-(
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:20, archived)
# Cos he's looking at you.
And you can NEVER back down from a Phil Collins staring competition.

Keep strong... you can do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:51, archived)
# and that's all
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:23, archived)
# No one should ever have to look at Phil Collins.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:03, archived)
# i can feel it coming in the air tonite
oh shit
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:29, archived)
# I can see Phil cumming in your hair tonight
oh god.:(
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:36, archived)
# hahah
shit
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:05, archived)
# Phill Collins' beard is awesome!
'ning /board.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:10, archived)
#
www.urbanest.co.uk/

(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:56, archived)
# Sheltered accommodation for students who've lived a sheltered life?
I'll bet they think the real world is just like "Friends". Wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:47, archived)
# Mighty Morphin' Clone Rangers

When I saw this pic on the internet, I couldn't resist it. I added the wording. Wish I coulda found this during the parody challenge.
(trekadam30, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 5:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 6:23, archived)
# that piss looks tepid!
*complains to the manager*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 6:42, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 6:43, archived)
#


(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:41, archived)
# Michael Booblegs

(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 3:35, archived)
# whoah ...rubbery!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 3:36, archived)
# sorry i scared everyone away :((
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 3:48, archived)
#
Maybe Mofaha had everyone killed
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 3:50, archived)
# i just dont want to wind up like my friend Woody

Thats a IRL tree with a face that greets me every day on my way to work.
www.flickr.com/photos/paul_662/6092314959/in/photostream
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 4:04, archived)
# I found this gurning tree a couple of months ago and I think it should win the compo
www.flickr.com/photos/mediocre/6293856103/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 4:33, archived)
# wow, ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 4:40, archived)
# o.0
www.flickr.com/photos/une_pluie_giboyeuse/6144866288/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 4:44, archived)
# Ah, non!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 4:58, archived)
# DUN-DUN-DUNNNNN!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 7:04, archived)
# I WILL FUCKING END YOU ALL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 4:07, archived)
# whatever :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 4:21, archived)
#
@ re: The murdering of PedroHin
FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 02:19, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
in reply to:
Sent To mofaha:

@ The murdering of PedroHin
Hi mofaha,

I mentioned to Pedro that I'd have a polite word with you about this - obviously if you really want to murder him I can't stand in your way but I just want you to know that I don't think murder is particularly cool.

I hope you can see reason and choose to do the right thing.

gronkpan
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 01:45)
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 5:05, archived)
# FUCKING
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 6:26, archived)
# Sorry Pedro but there is nothing in the FAQ about murder and I'm not going to start making up new rules just because of you.
I tried to have a polite word with him but being a mod doesn't mean I can change what happens offline.

He gon' murder you
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 5:07, archived)
# I hope people don't make a habit out of murdering each other here
Oh well, he will be missed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 5:20, archived)
# It was certainly a dark day when we found out that Pasanonic was Raoul Moat.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 5:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 6:24, archived)
# It's not a habit.
it's more of an occasional illogical murderous compulsion.
So no worries there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 6:27, archived)
# booblegs will protect you forever
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 3:51, archived)
# That's some booblegs right there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 4:08, archived)
# He would need a combined bra and stockings
Or brackings
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 4:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 5:03, archived)
# those boob legs look suspiciously like arms
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 6:54, archived)
# booblegs do indeed seem more practical than the classic "cocktits"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 7:05, archived)
# Those booblegs are quite clearly legboobs
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 7:45, archived)
# Weird!
You should fit in well :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:16, archived)
# this is both terrifying and excellently done
There's a new E dubya / Happytoast in town!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:34, archived)
# a request by Fly Projector, :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 2:42, archived)
# *vomits*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 2:48, archived)
# I WILL HAVE YOU KILLED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 2:50, archived)
# :D YAY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 2:51, archived)
# ...and this crazy guy who lives in my brain forced me to do this one


Click for wallpapery goodness (351 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 2:54, archived)
#


Click for bigger (407 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 3:04, archived)
# Srsly dude
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 4:34, archived)
# Fucking hell, pedro
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 5:03, archived)
# wow thanks Pedro!!!!!!!
(Fly Projector, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 5:29, archived)
# me haz some fun too
(Fly Projector, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 5:51, archived)
# nice work! I have a difficult time creating a good gnops; filling in the skin is tough
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:00, archived)
# anytime, as long as I am still alive
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:22, archived)
# My God...
...it's full of win!
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:24, archived)
# 'win' meaning 'shite'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:57, archived)
# Someone got an anti-bat spray handy?
*flails arms*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:35, archived)
# One more Batman head and you all DIE!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 1:03, archived)
# X__X
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 1:05, archived)
# A friend of a friend of mine took 5 Batman Heads at a rave one time
They ended up in the middle of the chillout room yelling "HOLY AMBIENT SOUNDSCAPES BATMAN!!!" and had to be taken home.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 4:11, archived)
# i see no justice here
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:48, archived)
# Trinity says yes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:51, archived)
# is that Karen Alloy (AKA Spricket24) down in the corner?
I see no trinity
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:58, archived)
# *Googles*....HOLY SHIT! O_O (NSFW)
1.bp.blogspot.com/_wSvjaw4fZAM/TKSGKJoneXI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/6FRetkpCNc8/s1600/Karen_Alloy_naked.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 1:01, archived)
# brb, LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 1:03, archived)
# srsly!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 1:06, archived)
# Hey...where'd everybody go?.....YOU WANKERS!!!... o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 1:15, archived)
# We're wankers? Whats the other hand of that emote doing where we can't see it eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 1:17, archived)
# \o/...I'm done.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 1:18, archived)
# Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 1:21, archived)
# Actually I lied.
I didn't do anything and yet I feel ashamed for saying so.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 1:23, archived)
# You dirty, naughty boy.
Go masturbate at once.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 1:27, archived)
# *gets out the fat girl pics* ^__^
Huge boobs are the greatest things on Earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 1:30, archived)
# skeletor
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 1:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 1:17, archived)
# Spank me!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 1:19, archived)
# Extreme frigging?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 1:24, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 1:36, archived)
# "She sells fucking sea shells by the fucking sea shore."
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 1:41, archived)
#



(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 1:50, archived)
# ...mmPop...mmPop...mmPop Muzik...talk about......mmPop...mmPop...mmPop Musik...


(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 1:56, archived)
# self-drinking beer
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 2:03, archived)
# Uniformed men have masturbated to this picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:48, archived)
# i first read that as 'uninformed men' -- but that would still be a truthful statement
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:57, archived)
# This board is being monitored by secret agencies...
...you watch your mouth, son.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:58, archived)
# I think I shall try and use this phrase somewhere at work today

'what do you think of my text, mediocre?'
'uniformed men have wanked to this'
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 4:38, archived)
# It's how I describe anything patriotic.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:49, archived)
# Then wiped themselves off with a flag.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:57, archived)
# An AMERICAN flag. Whilst a screaming eagle looked on. And also masturbated.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 1:03, archived)
# That's hot!
edit: Iranian flag.....now that's hot!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 1:05, archived)
# Not as hot as an American flag in Iran right now. Boom boom!
I'm off to bed, I'll see you crazy cats later :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 1:48, archived)
# MAN'S RUIN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 1:00, archived)
# using technology
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 1:01, archived)
# This is not splendid!
Needs more batman
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 4:36, archived)
# DIE YOU DICK vol. 372
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:02, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:15, archived)
# \o/
I'll be rooting for him come the tournament
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:18, archived)
# aaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:19, archived)
# His crane kick might lack a little something, but yeah.
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:22, archived)
# Ahahaha.
He'll have no trouble fighting off enemies in the dark.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:23, archived)
# i bet he gets beat up by a parsnip
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:24, archived)
# nah man
he beats the parsnip in the final
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:28, archived)
# I'll bet he gets the parsnip in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:28, archived)
# mind the piss
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:30, archived)
# Deletion Ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Was there a thread here a minute ago?
or did I dream it?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Nightmare more like.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:41, archived)
# I must object to long posts being on the nightmare list.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:46, archived)
# If they are all images(peas at the least) it can be fun.
But for the most part they are a pain to read & navigate.
Nesting goes to shit so you can't even click into it.
edit:
Top level "epics runs" are not the subject there, if it
is unclear from my illustration. The effect on a post is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:56, archived)
# Aaarrgghh!
Edward Lear? Henry Heath? Who????
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:38, archived)
# Not as such, Punch. But I do think you may have hit the riff of the orginal artist.
It's a generic golf champion at defeat in his salon shopped and chopped a bit.
Edward Lear may be the direction of the intent, it is from the same era.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:48, archived)
# yeah
Punch. Was hoping to identify artist. Well. LIKE anyway. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:58, archived)
# Could be
the Alice In Wonderland artist John Tenniel?

Or John Leech perhaps. There's a touch of Goya. Hogarth's influence is there which places it pre "Jazz age"
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 1:03, archived)
# 1890's, I think... I'll look and see if I can refind the issue.
Edit: Got bored looking it up, but as a guess it's a Frederick Henry Townsend, and I should look closer to 1910's.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 1:16, archived)
# Ah, the old parsnip / carrot pearoast conundrum

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:06, archived)
# *clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:42, archived)
# haha yay
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:33, archived)
# I hear he's pretty good at fighting in the dark
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Hey hey hey, whoa now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:14, archived)
# Swede the leg.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:43, archived)
# i could knock his ass out by applying pressure to his carrotid artery
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:19, archived)
[challenge entry] IF KITTENS WERE MONKEYS(APES)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:45, archived)
# Yay! Fluffeh!
and same source pic!

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:43, archived)
# Late fluff rush! :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:21, archived)
# Hahaha
I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:11, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this
old movie and I think it should win the compo.

and yes I know Kong wasn't a monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:56, archived)
# There have been many great posts in this week's challenge.
I think this is my favourite, which is no easy statement to make.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Oh my!
Thank you so very much! *blushes*
seriously that was a really lovely thing to say and I appreciate it very much.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Credit where it's due.
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:11, archived)
# *psst*
You're in ^there mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:10, archived)
# OI!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:12, archived)
# It's rude to listen in on other people's conversations.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Way to blow my cover, man!
Six months of planning, shot down in a single post.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:13, archived)
# Mu: COCK-BLOCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:16, archived)
# Old movie? 2001 wasn't that long ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:00, archived)
# pfft!
It took me long enough to find that many 1933 Kong pics in the right poses I wasn't going to match old New York photos too.
..although now you mention it...
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:11, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this
old movie and I think it should win the compo.

HAPPY NOW? :D
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:05, archived)
# Very!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:27, archived)
# And I didn't even
put it in a new thread.
I'm such a good girl.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:31, archived)
# woah!!
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:34, archived)
# Nice! :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:16, archived)
# Oh this is fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Ace.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:35, archived)
# ooops, looks like someone lost their bananas again!
(particularly frame 4)
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:40, archived)
# Hahaha yes
'clicks'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:31, archived)
# This is better than monkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:33, archived)
# *clickety*
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 1:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Trippy Tea
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:34, archived)
# PG Trips.
It's the taste!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:39, archived)
# You get the acid, I'll get the infrared video camera and we'll meet outside the chimp house at Chester zoo at 0130 hours
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:49, archived)
# I watched some documentary film recently about a chip that was brought up with a human family for the first few years of its life
this was back in the 70s and it got stoned with the carers
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:51, archived)
# What? You think I want to get the chimps stoned? Just what kind of bastard do you think I am?
I want to get the DOG stoned, then put it in the chimp house and record the results.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Horrible
what they do to chips. And the way they treat sprouts can be pretty horrendous.
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Best of the day, man.
EDIT: Maybe move the Cadburys sign down to match the R. Whites one..?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:27, archived)
# good idea
ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:46, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:57, archived)
# hahah
ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:53, archived)
# I'll be honest, I had to filename.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:01, archived)
# ^ this
and even then I had to Google. Kids at my school were rubbish :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:08, archived)
# entirely coincidentally
i taught my 6 year old son this rhyme today :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:29, archived)
# Ahahah, you're a naughty daddy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:34, archived)
# i have gone off cadburys
for some obscure reason..
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:49, archived)
# Because Kraft have cut the heart out of the company, dollar by dollar?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:14, archived)
# pound by pound; they've knackered Green & Blacks too
but b3ta did for the creme egg/how do you eat it thing ;)

(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Milk, milk, apple juice, at the rear; chocolate mousse?
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:26, archived)
# Ha ha, bloody marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:19, archived)
# Evening, all

WFHIT
All these monkey GIFs have been giving me non-stop joy all week. Please can we make this compo permanent?
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Hahaha! Liking the style :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:54, archived)
# My dog had a nose eating bug
Necrotizing fasciitis, I believe
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:54, archived)
# He was a Zombie Nazi??
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:58, archived)
# crivens!
He was a fair haired, blue eyed German breed. A Weimaraner, bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:01, archived)
# Aw crumbs.
My dog had a gigantic grotesque tumour the size of a cantaloupe growing out of her side which the vets didn't want to operate on. I shaved it and put a nipple made of fake skin onto it.

I had to bribe her with her own weight in ham to keep her still enough. Loved that damn dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:08, archived)
# It seems the internet is in need of a site for pet owners to share their dead dog stories
and b3ta seems as fitting a place as possible.

If only puppies were for life!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:26, archived)
# Indeed
/board, /talk, /links, /dead dog nostalgia
Let's make it happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:37, archived)
# By the way the stuff on your site is amazing
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:46, archived)
# ^this is accurate^
"The Fly" has to be my favourite so far :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:05, archived)
# Thanks Drimb!
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 7:58, archived)
# German, eh?
Are you sure it wasn't an Aryan Molossus?
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:10, archived)
# NO!
no more monkeys. please!

(thinks: i'd like to see this strip done in the style of pixelated mario bros)

Later: looked at site now. sorry for flippant comment. excellent stuff. has warmth. and only someone who has been through something as scary as something as what happened to someone I know would even know what hydrocephalus is, which is a big respect earner for me personally. because even though it is made a joke of, only someone who has experienced it in their life in some way would approach that in such a way that it is not merely exploitative, and makes it inferred atmospherically, not bonecrushingly, hamfistedly, thuggishly.... for example.
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:57, archived)
# i smirked, but didn't lol
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:57, archived)
# I dun a quiet pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Smells like cabbage.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:03, archived)
# A wry smile is all I require.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:03, archived)
# ^ NICE!
* That's all from me
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:04, archived)
# Hahaha

Fanta stick
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Lovely penmanship.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:08, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:14, archived)
# Nice arts! :D
And, it's time for another Toon With Animal Tits ...
de Vil this time
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Oh my!
And she appears to have some penis-fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:35, archived)
# There'll be no penis-fingers in my portfolio, thank you very much.
Besides, should I ever decide to draw anything of the sort I'm not pretend-Japanese enough to do a good job of them ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:41, archived)
# No penis fingers, but certainly some condom gloves.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:45, archived)
# ^ this for random quote of the week
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:48, archived)
# *checks board_stats*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:49, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:50, archived)
# now now, there's no need to look at that. I'm sure it can't be accurate
*looks around nervously*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Ashamed of being number 6?
Or just accusing me of on purpose deleting your 20k?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Ashamed a bit i suppose. I should have better things to do
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Fucking hell, I'm number 1?!
I don't know whether I should feel proud or ashamed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:29, archived)
# The best comments of the something or other
Mu: not in top 30, but the priceless: "No penis fingers, but certainly some condom gloves."
And oddly, number 30: Dekionplexis with "Yes officer, that's the one who stole my mince."

Would have preferred if my: "or two ufos warn a vagina through the means of a star that a victorian gentleman's sperm is approaching " was listed at number 9, than boring old : "only just seen this"

Fox wins the something or other prize. Number One of something or other.
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:49, archived)
# Not in the top 30?
At the time of posting I was number 8, now I'm 6. Why do you hate me? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:14, archived)
# You'll convert yourself, if you're not careful, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:43, archived)
# After only a fortnight's worth of, erm, 'research' for this, I may be there already.
Put it this way ... if I stop posting for a while, you know I'm inside due to the RSPCA finally catching up with me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:46, archived)
# Our thoughts are with you at this difficult time, Drim.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:53, archived)
# I know, in the first few there was a definite distaste coming through.
Now it looks like he's almost enjoying it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:46, archived)
# The next one will be pretty horrific, I promise.
Horrific yet sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:54, archived)
# You're not fooling anyone, dude.
We're wise to you, now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:04, archived)
# A worrying trend, Mu.
We can't lose another good man to this endless war.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:56, archived)
# What can we do to stop the spread of the Yiff Menace?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Double Agents, man.
Infiltrate and annihilate.
It's the only way.

Just pray we've got the resolve to stay on the True Path..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:07, archived)
# But that was Agent Drimble's mission.
THEY'VE TURNED HIM MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Drim was weak.
He was probably brainwashed by the people on /talk.
It looks like abuse, but it's actually encoded yiffery.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
Very Perry Bible Fellowship.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:56, archived)

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