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# 14-2-12=0
(thecuda If you can read this you are the resistance..., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Hmm..Its very good. But I'm actualy not in at the moment.
So for that reason, I'm out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:39, archived)
# *kidnaps daughter*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:42, archived)
# his phone is a bit rubbish and old for a millionaire entepreneur
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:50, archived)
# Thats the remote for his butler
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:03, archived)
# the more i look at his hand, the stranger it seems
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:18, archived)
# I misread this as 'remote for his butter'
And for a brief time my eyes opened to a world I'd never before imagined could exist.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:18, archived)
# BUMFONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:05, archived)
# MUMMY I WANT A BUMPOD
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:17, archived)
#
Where's Cockweasle when you need him?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Mass market items these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:02, archived)
# I'm in
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:08, archived)
# Does it come in any other colors?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:16, archived)
# Only puff pink and bird shit green.
The magenta are all sold out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:18, archived)
# A little-known fact about Duncan Bannatyne
He can remove his pinky finger to reveal a little tot of whisky.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:16, archived)
# I really thought that said 'Wicksy'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:32, archived)
# i wouldn't mind except my original was funnier
www.b3ta.com/board/10688384

(Dread Pirate Roberts, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:44, archived)
# I've just sent this to my wife
I'm hoping it will make up for the fact that she won't be getting an actual Valentines card.
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Chaaaaaarge!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:39, archived)
# I approve of this sort of thing!
Also, NWOT, inspired by Mr Weathercock's recent FP
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Hehehe
Ah, go on, go on, go on...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Croc o' the morning to ye!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Arf!
Nicely Ninj!

I need to get back on here more!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:57, archived)
# What Ho Whato!!
You do sir and cheers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Heroes in a half-shell
Top notchery, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Hehehehehe
Ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Ning-Ninj
That's one nasty hemorrhoid he has there
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Ning Wobbles!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:18, archived)
# They say I might as well face the truth...
Lovely work, Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Ta sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:26, archived)
# Bloody clutch gone again?!
Woo Sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:30, archived)
# Good arfternoon sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Afternoon!
*looks at watch*
See ya!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:34, archived)
# I'd follow him into battle anywhere!
Slowly.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Chhh
aaarrrr



rrgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Charge of teh heavy brigade
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:09, archived)
# None shall survive!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:33, archived)
# awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:35, archived)
# Don't know if you're following the latest on the currant bun ...
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:16, archived)
# ha
poor Trev, how dare the evil corrupt police investigate the spotlessly moral arbiters of truth
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:18, archived)
# aww, those poor sun reporters, not even safe in their own homes
/karma blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:26, archived)
#
(1.618..., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:59, archived)
#


it's a bit small...
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:06, archived)
# I don't like the font
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:56, archived)
# Satire!
Go Beau
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:20, archived)
# BANG, FUCKING SATIRE!
Very nicely done! To hear that c**t Kavanagh talk you'd think the entire political establishment hadn't been kissing Murdoch's arse for the past 20 years. But oh no, all of a sudden we must defend the fragile media against this vicious onslaught..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:29, archived)
# I just nosed at the suns page regarding her....
I posted a comment...

"Thousands of people dying daily due to malnutrition, lack of medical care and clean water... but this should dominate the news as she sang some songs"

For some reason it was only there for 5 minutes then was deleted! but the comments saying her and Michael Jackson killed themselves that's fine! anything to keep us looking at the big picture!!!

I'm beginning to feel like David Ike!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:41, archived)
# WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
basically yes, you're absolutely right. But the Sun didn't become Britain's biggest daily by telling their readers all about 'boring', depressing stuff like famines and war (unless it features OUR BOYS), it's the super soaraway Sun that fills them on all the goss about their favourite celebs!!11!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:47, archived)
# More of this sort of thing!
Remember the 80's when every news bulletin was about death and famine overseas? it didn't suddenly stop, we just filled that time with shite about celebrities.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:51, archived)
#
Surely, when the death of Jade Goody PRINZESS OV ARE HARTZ 4EVA WIV DA ANGLES dominates the news and Mother Theresa gets a tiny footnote on page 17 you should realise that something is badly wrong with the media today.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:49, archived)
# there's nothing wrong with the media
it's the c**ts who buy it, this is just supply & demand.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:50, archived)
# and why am I asterixing out my swearing like the daily mail?
CUNTS. There, that's better.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Ah but the good up-to-date news media has all just moved online these days
I certainly know where I first heard of the death of Whitney Houston... and RDLI HAKKIS
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:12, archived)
# As i was reading down this thread....
I was pondering a polite way to say exactly this!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:00, archived)
# I remember the day she died, My friends list on facebook dropped by over 100 people.
I said "Thank god she's dead, now maybe we can have some actual news in our papers.... Night night oxygen thief"

I thought my notifications where going to implode, lots of "you heartless bastard she had kids, i'm de-friending you" messages.... not one "let's talk about and exchange ideas and opinions on this situation" I swear, this world is turning into the film They Live!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:56, archived)
# I remember when Diana died, I heard because I switched the TV on to watch Happy Days
And the fuckers cancelled it.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:03, archived)
# At the time I was working for a radio station in Lancashire...
I got a phone call at about 2/3am my friend Steve screaming "WE'RE IN OBIT"

Obit (obituary procedure) is a little light in radio and tv stations that goes off when someone of major importance dies... It was meant to be used only for the Queen and Prime minister... But for some reason they put it on for her, He panicked as he hadn't had any obit training, I just said switch to slow music and keep an ear on the news feed. It all went well and the station wasn't fined for him playing something inappropriate.

Only other time I am aware it was used recently was 9/11, I was making ads in studio 2 and the BIG GREEN OBIT LIGHT came on, the program controller came crashing though the door, shoved me out and took control of the the output from studio one.... IRN feed was being listened too off air by him... it informed him there would be a live break in feed in 3:40 he quickly scoured the database for a slow sombre song to take him up to the breaking news....

his choice.

R-Kelly - Flying without wings!

True story!
my fingers ache now.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Haha, Well that's not as bad as missing happy days...!
I remember finding out about 911 by popping into a freinds house for a coffee, tower one had been hit as had the petagon, we were watching rolling sky news, they were still debating weather it was a terrorist attack or two accidents.... and then as we were watching, BANG! there went tower two, we were like "What the fuck, jesus man!"
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:22, archived)
#
I can say from experience, there's nothing like an oohcontroversial status to get an effort-free 'friends' cull
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:06, archived)
# I think Jade probably did more positive things for the world than Mother Theresa
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)
#
Obsesity levels went through the floor as people stopped buying kebabs :|
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:22, archived)
# ^This
Although Jade was everything that saddens me about humanity, Mother Theresa was everything that frightens me about humanity with power.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:00, archived)
# TEATOWEL POWER (Album Version)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:58, archived)
# Woo, aceness!
I remember the original front page as well *feels old*
He's using the equally old 'public interest' defence as well...sigh...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHA, no.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:31, archived)
# I'd forgotten I had this...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello all
Just thought I'd share a picture of my lovely niece Cara. Levelling Japan.

I really should be revising...
EDIT: (oops, you wait ages for a new post, then 3 at once, soz)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
How very hatstand :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Herro! :)

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Hahaha who will survive??
That's the pic I took the flame from too! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Gojirra! Hai Mothra death from above!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Yay.. she spewing flaming piss ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:02, archived)
# I for one welcome our flame-spewing toddling overlords.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Lovely pic :)
Flattening cities with glee, that brings back memories
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:11, archived)
# I'd like to see someone flatten a city with ghee
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Bradford on a Staurday night?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:16, archived)
# sorry yes, I meant 'fatten'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:17, archived)
# OH MY GOD! THE HUMANISM OF IT ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:25, archived)
# They will get along
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Neat...
but looks more like Edgeware
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Japan ?
looks like Croydon during the riots.

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Ooops ! didn't read the previous post
still going with Croydon
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:06, archived)
# I thought it didn't look very Japanese either
But apparently the source is a still from the original Godzilla movie. Not having seen it, I feel unable to comment...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:23, archived)
# No room at the inn...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:54, archived)
# HA!
A spin on the old classic!

This get's a hearty click!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:10, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:25, archived)
# hahaha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Hahaha
and they both crashed into the drink
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:09, archived)
# heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Splendid toapage
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:10, archived)
#
Errrr...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:31, archived)
# TOAP: Text On A Picture
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:16, archived)
#
Yeah I know. Just wondering why you're calling TOAP when my amateurish pasting together technique is rather obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:52, archived)
# Now just send her into space
Houston we have a problem with the Houston!
(Sean Connery made your mom damp, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:09, archived)
# Brilliant!
Made me laugh out loud
(Nitrous Nitrous, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:42, archived)
# Cameron bears striking resemblance to Great Great Grandfather
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Hehe
Does he model for Toby jugs?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Pssst, best tell him he's left a couple of his rollers in :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:01, archived)
# you can almost hear him disparaging the poor!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:26, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:55, archived)
# Is it too early for a sympathy post?
It's quiet on /board today.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:05, archived)
# i don't think her family would mind
just don't send a crack pipe or anything

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Hehehehe
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)
# i think we should all show our support for whitney
but downloading he back catalogue from itunes

or going out to HMV and buying all her CD's.

don't worry, you won't have it in your collection because you haven't followed her singing since the bodyguard, but you did feel compelled to tell everyone on facebook how much she influenced you while growing up yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Does anyone but from itunes or go hmv?
I can't remember the last time I held something that wasn't off a dodgy torrent site.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:19, archived)
# I still buy music.
Sometimes even on CD. A single track costs on 2/3rds that of a can of coke here, so I really don't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)
# I havent heard anything I would pay for since "Breakfast in america" by Supertramp.
I think I am officially old and grumpy now!

I do admit to downloading a lot of films, But I go the cinema at least 3 times a month....

Although paying actual money to see Mission Impossible 3 the other week has put me off ever opening my wallet again! (It was lack of choice and boredom that day)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:23, archived)
# I still buy up old tracks.
ABC and Human League the other week. Some of it came out the year I was born, no less. I still like having the CD to play - mp3 tracks don't have as nice artwork.
I've generally given up on film. I haven't seen anything for a while that would make me go to the cinema, or even borrow it off of someone.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:27, archived)
# 3?
that was daft, it's been out for years and regarded as shit for 90% of that time. Paying for 4 would at least be experimental ;)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Mission Unpossible : Goatse Proctologist
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:41, archived)
# I give it two thumbs up
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Was it 4?
It didn't have a number in the titles and chewing on my forearm for entertainment may have made me number blind....

either way it was an abortion.

And just 3 weeks ago I paid TWICE to watch the blues brothers on the big screen in a retro play at my local cinema!
Best money I have ever spent.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:46, archived)
# I still buy vinyl
Keeping it real
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:45, archived)
# ^ this
All my favourites are on vinyl... I don't like playing them though so as not to wear them out!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Just posted this on /links
www.b3mused.com/audios/532/kraftwerk-vs-whitney-houston.html

It's a Kraftwerk/Houston mash and actually very good. This is the only Whitney I will listen to over the coming days/weeks if I can possibly manage it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:16, archived)
# Careful, I posted a Kraftwerk/Whitney link here yesterday and everyone gave me shit for it.
I agree though. Waaaay better than hearing that bloody Bodyguard tune AGAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:43, archived)
# I wouldn't go to shitunes if I were you
www.guardian.co.uk/music/2012/feb/13/whitney-houston-album-price
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:27, archived)
# but it's ok, the wholesale price had been wrong all along, it was just a correction by Sony
which just strangely happened hours after her death, to two incidents ar not connected.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Sod that for a game of soldiers
I could never stand the shrieking cow.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:33, archived)
# I was right about the daily mail....
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2100426/Whitney-Houston-cause-death-Singer-died-drugs-NOT-drowning.html

Have I mentioned I had a front page recently?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)
# what that they are scaremongers of the highest degree
and make up stories to fill column inches
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:25, archived)
# Your profile says you have a front page... and shows you what it is...
But looking at the front page it isn't there?

Edit; now it's just popped up along with 5 others as well all at the same time...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Believe me if I could have edited my profile to look like I have had a FP myself, I would have done it years ago....
Nice to know I got something without cheating!

Strange how I got the FP same day I donated 4 grand though.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Haha, think they must have been sorting it out as I was looking....
Just been looking to see what gigs are on where I live, and found out one of the local bands I used to go and see all the tine in the early 80's has reformed, just been checking their website out,
www.dawntrader.net/
God they were shit! but we used to go nearly every Sunday to see them just for something to do on a Sunday night...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:52, archived)
# I'm worryingly close to manchestor...
So I may have to go see the mondays as I was a little too young the first time around.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:11, archived)
# I can't help but fear the worst for the Roses/Mondays reunion gigs...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:13, archived)
# I hope when they do a few nights together it kicks off...
Loads of 40 something fat mancs still arguing over whos the better band.

Lots of wheezing and coughing and plastic glasses being crumpled in faces.

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Eeks, that's a band I'v never been onto...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:25, archived)
# all the tine?
that's a lot of forking out


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Ouch! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:27, archived)
# FIRST WITH THE CORPSE PHOTOS!!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Yes you were exactly right.
Apart from the words.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:53, archived)
# I took the Mail stance on facts...
not actually right but "morally" right.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Ha. If that's your idea of facts
you should be an editor.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:16, archived)
# Dead Whitney is dead
Also, I did a CDC that doesn't deserve its own thread:

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:14, archived)
# cockarm
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha I love all of these...
Well done everyone, carry on...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:39, archived)
# It was certainly worth a thread!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:18, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:25, archived)
# i liked her in misfits of science
a hundred years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:30, archived)
# hahahahahaha
very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:40, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:43, archived)
# never leave whitney alone
....in the bathtub
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:45, archived)
# True
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:46, archived)
# TJ: Popular links on the Front Page?
What devillery is this?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:30, archived)
#
So much for the dream of making the image section of the FP 3200px wide to accommodate Clay's images :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Is there a board just for whitney jokes yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:07, archived)
# #I wanna read the feet of somebody#
with a toe tag on her foot
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:20, archived)
# I've hidden all my radios in the cupboard, deleted the music channels on the TV
and filled my ears with candle wax to avoid the next week of Whitney
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:27, archived)
# I'm going to France
where Whitney Houston has been ignored for decades cos nobody can pronounce her name
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:37, archived)
# \0/
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:38, archived)
# ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMdXi6f5KRg
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:40, archived)
# hahah ouch
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:52, archived)
# The top comment is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:10, archived)
# I wouldn't mind so much
if it wasn't always I Will Always Bloody Love You.
Heard it six times in an hour on BBC News channel yesterday.

The woman had a near 30 year career, not just one bloody song that I got sick of hearing at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:39, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:50, archived)
# yeah, but to be honest she hasn't done a lot in the last 20 of those.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:21, archived)
# It's not right..but it's okay..You're gonna make it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:40, archived)
# Oh FFS. OK, so there's worse in her repertoire.
Powerful, well-trained voice, completely devoid of any style, convincing emotion or anything one might hope to find in a 'performance artist'.
Popularity; Success; Money; Drugs; Dead. Tragedy, largely from the point of view of 'what would I have done with all that cash instead of blow it on crack?'
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:45, archived)
# blow it on hookers?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:49, archived)
# Build a prison?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:51, archived)
# blow it on Lego
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Buy Spain
and level it to build a giant car park
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:03, archived)
# Should sort out their unemployment.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:04, archived)
# NOW SPANIARDS TAKE BRITISH LEGO CAR PARK JOBS
new figures appear to suggest
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:18, archived)
# SPANISH HOOKERS IN LEGOLAND CARPARK IMPACT HOUSE PRICES, SAY ANALYSTS
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:17, archived)
# It's bloody political correctness gone mad, I tell you!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Like this?
t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRm9FnAG3FsG4UFQw6BeSq924wopinOMIKXBAtLGkgrBN1yiIo9QQ

Possibly NSFW? Erring on the side of caution...
(xaer0mancer, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:48, archived)
# Don't fuck with a Dolly song.
All I'm sayin'.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:38, archived)
# This
with brass knobs on.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:24, archived)
#
An easily missed lovely from earlier www.b3ta.com/board/10690210
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:45, archived)
# Hahahaha! Bloody 'ell!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:46, archived)
# (almost) bindun...
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Yes! Here it is again =)
Not all that guilty heartyheartless laugh from earlier
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Bugger me! I should click links more often!
Thanks for the back-tag thing.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:50, archived)
# *clicks like*
PMSL!! Nice one.
(protocoldroid, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:43, archived)
# hull
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Got fed up with work last night, so decided to do this.


My fox character in the style of HappyToast. And no, I'm not becoming the next Moggy. I hope.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:59, archived)
# looks a bit like me in my paintball gear
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:11, archived)
# yay!
my sister's back! i can go home!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:18, archived)
# yes you are
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:11, archived)
# *hangs self*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:14, archived)
# Goodbye Dave
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:23, archived)
# I NOT DAVE! D:< *eat your head* or whatever it was he used to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Sure DAVE
call me foxxy
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:26, archived)
# Does this mean I have to cut my finger and whine a lot about people misunderstanding?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:40, archived)
# he did a pretty good job of emulating your art style though
I thought it WAS you, until i realised that you dont draw yifftits! Bit too much definition on the feet too

Foxman - do an artbase:cockweasle, gender change: bourbon fox next!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:19, archived)
# remind me never to ask you to spot forgeries ok ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:22, archived)
# *ponders* if I did, it'd have to be some other time, I'm out tonight.
Gonna go see Justice, should be good. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:32, archived)
# The feet were the first thing I noticed
needs more bloody stumps

*clicks anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:01, archived)
#
Art base: HappyToast
Character base: Bourbon Fox
Home base: Sale now on
Excellent work.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:15, archived)
# Art base: just below art sculpture
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Free base: FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:25, archived)
# ART BASE OF PBASE, IT'S FREEBASE!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Nice
but you forgot the penis!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Please draw a child-like version of this character in an inappropriately adult situation
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Haemorrhaging massively from the face
to signify sexual arousal
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:40, archived)
# very nice
you work on Sundays? I always suspected you were a man of the cloth
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Me? Religious? Nah!
I don't want to believe, I want to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:41, archived)
# heathen
religion teaches you plenty!*
*buggering choirboys, mainly
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Ah, well,
I didn't go to Sunday school.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:05, archived)
# ... for nothing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:28, archived)
# no winky..fake
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:36, archived)
# I did something on a Happy Toast style once. It's hanging on the wall in front of my desk.
It's picturing me and my coworkers. They all have pants on, though (and bras, when required).
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Post it
Or it didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:15, archived)
#
(please)
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:16, archived)
# bourbonragunsou (plz call me bobby)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:46, archived)
# You're not the next Moggy.
You'd have to be alergic to michael ellis and have no humanities
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:11, archived)
# And draw underage rabbit nuns being aroused too, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Fox san
*bows or something*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAKE!
Reminds me of Metal Gear: the gun, the grey suit, FOXHOUND.

Plus, you're Bourbon Fox, Smash Monkey is the first commenter, all we need is someone called something Catastrophe Marmoset and it'll be just like MGS.
(xaer0mancer, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:54, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:22, archived)
# this is making me hungry and horny
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:24, archived)
# pffft
I often get the two confused aswell
*banned from every Greggs in Liverpool
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:27, archived)
# hahahaha
that's no bad thing, their ring doughnuts leave a lot to be desired
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:29, archived)
# you're obviously not using them
the way i do
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:47, archived)
# obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:10, archived)
# *hooplas*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Sayers...
...Is the only solution.

If they're still going?
(xaer0mancer, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:57, archived)
# hahaha
have a *click* squire :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:25, archived)
[challenge entry] yay! mornin' squire
t'other on simliar theme:

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:42, archived)
# Looks like Olympus Mons
Also *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:23, archived)
# *pedants about ladybird larvae*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:41, archived)
#
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:50, archived)
# it's all true man
*consoles
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:53, archived)
# Ladybirds ate my Mega Drive ...
This would be a great The Sun headline
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Haha, Ladyboys! :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:05, archived)
# Haha
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Hey! It's Monday!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:17, archived)
# sha-boom!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:47, archived)
# 
____________________
| Hi, I'm your     |
| new flat         |
| mate       RDIL! |
|     |        \   |
|     _         โ€ข  |
|                  |
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:05, archived)
# 
_______________________
| I love what you've  |
| done with your hair |
|                     |
|     |/              |
|     .          ?    |
|                     |
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:50, archived)
# 
_______________________
| More t, vicar?      |
|                     |
|     |/              |
|     .          !    |
|TTTTTTTT          TT |
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:02, archived)
# 
________________________
| Oh, stop showing off |
|                      |
|     |/               |
|                :     |
|     .          :     |
|                      |
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:06, archived)
# Hahaha
lovely. x
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:09, archived)
#
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:17, archived)
#
To sea!
_______
|     |
| .D. |
|     |
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:07, archived)
# I
love you :D
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Hello again!
Hello everyone! It's nearly that time of year again!


Click for bigger (95 kb)

If you would like to send an anonymous message of love and affection and dribbling lust and oozing passion to another b3ta person but don't want to reveal your identity, let me send it for you! See my lovely profile for more details!
(Cupid loves you all, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:10, archived)
# You nosey cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:16, archived)
# I've got the hots for Rob
but don't tell him :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:17, archived)
# he only thing oozing and dribbling right now is my nose
seriously, there was lumps of stuff coming out of it last night that you could chew
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:18, archived)
# Cupid
Please don't pass on the message to SM I just sent!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:19, archived)
# hey, i'm ill
at leat my sinuses are cleared up now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:23, archived)
# ...........not exactly the best sex-chat I've heard :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:22, archived)
# my tact levels drop to less than zero when i'm ill
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:24, archived)
# meh, juices are juices...
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:31, archived)
# There's no way at all this could go horribly wrong
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:18, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:36, archived)
# There's this guy... cupid... I want to rub him with my cock
and then my other farm animals

but it's kinda embarrassing

*blushes*

So don't tell anyone, 'k?

xxx
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Just off to see Mr O'Reilly dear...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:09, archived)
# ah yes...
poor orrelly man. nobody this side of the Irish sea has even noticed he's gone. RIP Mr O'Reilly.
(protocoldroid, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry] home alone maths
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:53, archived)
# o_O he did? Time to go gaunt, I guess.
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:42, archived)
# They were together for years
I assume they slept together. Then again, maybe they didn't and it was all for show. He got a trophy girlfriend and she got, err, hmmm. Maybe not then.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:40, archived)
# Motion Plus Time Equals Energy
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:59, archived)
# Speaking as a physicist I'm not sure your equation is entirely accurate
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:02, archived)
# Speaking as a chemist, yawn.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:07, archived)
# listen mate
if it weren't for us you'd all still be mixing coloured fluids together in test tubes and hoping to turn lead into gold. as it is, we gave you the schroedinger equation and you started pretending electrons were on "orbitals" and invented a load of grossly-inaccurate analogies to convince yourself you understood it. meanwhile, we went off to more interesting things.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:09, archived)
#
xkcd.com/435/
(prostheses, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:16, archived)
# yeah
the smug tone of that comic's quite rich coming from an "engineer" and amateur programming who appears to have studied a couple of physics courses at university and pretends he's a mathematician as a result...

i was trying to get a rise out of colonel boris. doesn't look i succeeded :( even though chemistry *is* just a bunch of phenomenology based loosely on misinterpretations of approximate solutions of the schroedinger equation
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:22, archived)
# viagra turns you into a giant cock
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:11, archived)
#
a e
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:18, archived)
# YAY!!!!!
*Click* :) Ning Elv'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:27, archived)
# top o' the mornin' Ninj
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:35, archived)
# :) - i no longer know how to spell that word - you've fucked me.
But more to the point - nice eye reflection.
(waxdart hello., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:32, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:36, archived)
# now try crocodenial
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:33, archived)
# now that's a tricky one
gimme sommat easy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:37, archived)
# chocodile?
he could have smarties for eyes and a flake for a tail.
i'll have to see what you come up with when i get back from the chemist
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:41, archived)
# typical chocoholic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:47, archived)
# yeah
just can't get enough of that chocohol
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:17, archived)
# woo to the pic
strange number system crocodiles have though?
(pdjpdj, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:36, archived)
# all his women are numbered :)
today's is number twelve :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:39, archived)
# ;)
(pdjpdj, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:51, archived)
# glees*
*clicks like a loon*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:47, archived)
#
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:01, archived)
# That's so lovely
*friends Crocodial on fb*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:34, archived)
#
:D :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:50, archived)
# Haha yay.... I hope he never needs an ambulance ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:11, archived)
#
112 now, he'll be alright
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:47, archived)
#
He reminds me of that Chewits monster
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:16, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:11, archived)
# Hello? Can I order a pizza, and make it snappy!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:29, archived)
# More of this sort of thing!
*clicks furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:11, archived)
# I don't know much but I'm pretty sure he wasn't the one armed washer upper in Robin's Nest
(corgi74, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:43, archived)
# erm well this is awkward
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:49, archived)
# now, i'm not saying what you've done here is wrong
but this would probably be better received on the links board.
and when i say better received, i mean they may only tell you to fuck off.
see, the problem is, this is something you've just found on the internet. not only that, but nobody really gives a fuck about it. if you want to fit in and not get a bollocking, i'd suggest reading the faq and maybe watching the board for a while to see how it's done.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:53, archived)
# I think he changed it
David Kelly is the grandad out of Charlie and the chocolate factory, I was referring to the racist undertones
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:57, archived)
# i don't really care
i'm sick, tired, pissed off and likely to be in a cuntish mood all day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:00, archived)
# have a pretty photo to relax you
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:04, archived)
# That's a rather weak looking river of boiling piss.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:08, archived)
# an actual river of piss


Well piss and other bits
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:11, archived)
# If you're fond of sad poos and salty air...
Condoms and loo paper here and there...
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:17, archived)
# Feck
I now have that stuck in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:18, archived)
# i need a wee now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:11, archived)
# i need a poo
.
(waxdart hello., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:33, archived)
# have it at paul's house
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:39, archived)
# He'll photograph it, and it'll be on board next morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Nice.
I haven't used low speed flash sync since I went digital.

'To the Peaks...'
(I helped save b3ta! Coubs Salty toothpaste, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:13, archived)
# But why did he change it to a picture of someone called Malcolm Kelly?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:02, archived)
# How in the name of holy fuck can that be considered to have racist undertones?
Just because it's a picture of a black man?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:05, archived)
# if you can't see it then you are also a racist
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:07, archived)
# As far as I'm aware I'm not racist.
However, just for the purposes of this thread, let us suppose I am a full-blown racist.
What is it I'm not seeing?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:13, archived)
# I'm sorry I'm not willing to discuss the matter with a racist
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:16, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:16, archived)
# Delu?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:53, archived)
# Anyone else
think it looks like he's holding a cut out mask?

(I helped save b3ta! Coubs Salty toothpaste, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:01, archived)
# lacist
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:02, archived)
#
There are no factors that change how crudely I photoshop before lunchtime

edit: especially when it comes to making the stick look like it goes behind the suggested mask rather than into the poor guy's face.
(I helped save b3ta! Coubs Salty toothpaste, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:14, archived)
# Be a dear and
add a bit coming out of his skull at the top, so I've got somthing new to wank to.

Thanks
(waxdart hello., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:36, archived)
#
Maybe later.

Anyway, I'm still in my Pyjamas Wife-Beater PVC Nurses Outfit
(I helped save b3ta! Coubs Salty toothpaste, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:53, archived)
# I can only see one arm.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:11, archived)
# why am I looking at your wog?
oops
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:38, archived)
# Haven't changed anything
Thought it was humorous that a photo editor had got an 82 year old white Irishman confused with a black man in his 20s as they have similar names.
But I forgot that most people on here are cunts. My bad
(corgi74, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:23, archived)
# no
you forgot that /board isn't a place for posting things you've found.

As Smash said, putting this on links (or even the link to a screengrab and the website in question) as TJ would've resulted in absolutely no abuse. Or comments of any kind probably. You're right, it's a reasonably amusing mistake, but every other new post on /board frontpage at the moment is the result of someone drawing or shopping something themselves. One of these things is not like the others
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Buenos días mis compañeros día por semana

For those of you with a life and who weren't about at the weekend, I've kicked off the 2nd London bash B3ta Art Auction: b3ta.com/board/10688409
Feel free to add suggestions/requests/contributions in that thread.

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:00, archived)
# sorry to t.j, but
what colour should i do the outer par of the furtive blanket, people? obviously, the bear himself is black and white, but there'll be quite a bit of blanket surrounding him what colour should it be?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:26, archived)
# can you do it transparent like a gif?
I'd go with grey, but that's just me (in my advancing years).
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:29, archived)
# i was thinking of grey
but the problem there is that grey wool can often have shading differences in it. i think it's something to do with the dye. if i do go with grey, i'll have to buy all i need in one go, so it's all the same batch number and there's more chance of the shade matching
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:35, archived)
# Think of the shade differences as representing
built-in GIF artefacting...

Or have a life, and don't. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:39, archived)
# both points have merit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:46, archived)
# Magenta.
Obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:19, archived)
# good call
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:33, archived)
# Iceberg blue
or striped two-tone grey like /board
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:32, archived)
# that's another contender
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:31, archived)
# i'm doing something similar this morning
but with chickens
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:47, archived)
# If there's owt anyone would like me to do...
...for what it's worth just holler sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:26, archived)
# JUST UNDER 5 HOURS SINCE THE LAST NEW POST - WAKE UP B3TA!!!!!
Todays 'whinge of women' are: Mena Suvari, Stockard Channing and Caroline Blakiston.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 6:57, archived)
# While todays 'moan of men' are...
Oliver Reed, Peter Gabriel and Andrew Bryniarski.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 6:57, archived)
# Whinge?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 6:58, archived)
# :) corrected now...
I was using the version with a silent invisible 'H'
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 7:42, archived)
# I might draw something quickly
just to push the 25mb thread off the page and save some phone browsing folk from hell
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 7:28, archived)
# Still three posts short for that, I think!
It is a rather nice gif thread. Or it's three days of flu and fever ending that makes me feel cheered up =)
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 13 Feb 2012, 7:38, archived)
# it is, with a lot of effort gone in to it
but it's got to hurt those on a restricted bandwidth, it's a quarter of my phone's piddly free net allowance
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 7:55, archived)
# Ning Toasty
There are still five posts under it...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 7:45, archived)
# Good Lord
That was a proper gayshift dance-off, that one.

I've only got about 100meg on my phone too. This is one reason I only use it to check email and settle pub debates with the wisdom of Wikipedia - B3ta would murder it immediately.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:54, archived)
# NING
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 7:39, archived)
# What the shuddering fuck is that!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 7:43, archived)
# :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 7:48, archived)
# Have you been spying on my dreams again?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:07, archived)
# motherfucking long weekend right here :)

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 7:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha - Ning H3D

ning real
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:12, archived)
# "You're a nut!"
"You're as krazy as a coconut!"
(User #86772, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Rizzo :-) always fancied her.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:18, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:17, archived)
# I always prefered her to Olivia Newton John, which did you fanny the most?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Fanny the most?
ONJ FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:48, archived)
# RDLI'S GONE MAD!!!
(Testicles just for you, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 2:05, archived)
# It's a paint gun
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 2:42, archived)
# Just covered a wobbleboard with coke and wobbled it all up in his face
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 3:02, archived)
# DEEDLE EEDLE EEDLE UM
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 3:38, archived)
# Jake the Wastrel
with the extra nostril
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 3:39, archived)
# ALL TOGETHER NOW
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pdJeqQKTpM
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 3:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 6:38, archived)
# Stuff this in your picture pipe
Directors Series: Terry Gilliam
(PagettyPol something something something, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 23:57, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 0:00, archived)
#
youtu.be/Ryqz0MmF6YM
(Fly Projector, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 0:54, archived)
# That's weird....
I'm actually watching Fear and loathing in las vegas right now!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 1:05, archived)
# Brilliant film.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 1:26, archived)
# Never watched it to be honest...
But I really enjoyed the rum diaries the other day, So I thought I'd give it a nose....

Now I want to get all his books and read them.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 1:33, archived)
# The film is very close to the book itself.
An achievement in itself. Only Terry Gilliam could pull such a film off.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:28, archived)
# It's already there
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 1:12, archived)
# Totally puffing on this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 1:34, archived)

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