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# My new invention - making feline flatulence is a thing of the past :)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:35, archived)
# He doesn't seem to mind!
You've saved quite a lot of methane from contributing to global warming!
Your Nobel prize on its way.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:37, archived)
# most kind
next up cow powered hot air balloons
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:39, archived)
# The wonders never cease!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Happy B3taday.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:39, archived)
# that's brilliant
also cheers :)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:43, archived)
# happy candles!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:47, archived)
# ta :)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Happy Candle Day
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:22, archived)
# :)
I need one of these to light my gas hob
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:30, archived)
# hahahaha, happy cat-ass-candles!
:)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:50, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:07, archived)
# My cat's farts would melt the candle wax...
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:54, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10710093
Cat adapter on the to do list :)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:08, archived)
# my latest creation! it is finished!
what do you think?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:10, archived)
# I think it is lovely.
Now where's my lunch?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:12, archived)
# well, i have tortilla wraps and cheesy puffs
although i'm aware that's not a healthy meal.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:12, archived)
# looks great!
erm... what is it?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:12, archived)
# space invader blanket
you can't tell by the pic, but it's double bed-sized
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:13, archived)
# very cool :)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:14, archived)
# ta :)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:17, archived)
# I like that.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:02, archived)
# thanks
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:20, archived)
# can you do a Glaxian one?

it's also an excellent blanket.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:11, archived)
# i probably could
as long as the pattern won't mean i have to make it massive
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Awesome.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:14, archived)
# thanks
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:18, archived)
# That's my kind of blanket.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:14, archived)
# what can i say? i'm a child of the 80's
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:19, archived)
# This is just superb! Top knitting, madam :D
How's the Furtive coming along?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:15, archived)
# had to take a couple of days off from knitting
went dizzy and fell over getting out of the shower. whanged my hip and shoulder :(
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:18, archived)
# Ouchies! Get well soon, Smashy :(
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:19, archived)
# the cheesy puffs are helping
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:20, archived)
# :D medicinal cheesy puffs
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:33, archived)
# very much so
and i'm almost due my next dose of chococillin
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:35, archived)
# b3ta does that to you
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:40, archived)
# what, it gives you vertigo?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:42, archived)
# yes
and wait, there's more!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:47, archived)
# heheheh
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:47, archived)
# I think, bloody marvelous!
Whato!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:19, archived)
# :)
one of the easiest i've done, although that acid green wool was a bugger to find
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:21, archived)
# How much would you sell something like this for?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:22, archived)
# as it's only 2 colours
Ā£25, excluding p&p, or thereabouts
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Very reasonable indeed :-P
I'll have to count my coppers!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:29, archived)
# that particular one was a gift for a friend
but i take requests, as long as they're pixellated
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:32, archived)
# I have a pillow to go with that...
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:23, archived)
# What about chips?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:24, archived)
# i'm not good at pillows
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:25, archived)
# that's fucking class
i await a freebase one
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:27, archived)
# i'm halfway through a furtive blanket
that'll be auctioned off at the london bash
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:31, archived)
# hahaha
more like stolen
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:40, archived)
# i hope not!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:41, archived)
# it looks like a thing
and is good
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:48, archived)
# a fair definition, i'd say
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Its a bit low poly
is it for a game?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:49, archived)
# don't be silly, it's for a bed
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:52, archived)
# smashing !
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:49, archived)
# ta!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:55, archived)
# Cool...
matches my T-shirt!

Been pondering for a few years whether to get this tattooed at the top of my back:
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Do not.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:02, archived)
# it's all black, it'll hurt like fuck
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:04, archived)
# It'd only be small,
a couple of inches across or so. I'm more concerned about them being able to do clean straight edges and corners and it not bleeding over time...
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:07, archived)
# it may well bleed out a bit
but as for the edges, it's usually done from a transfer onto the skin, which makes it easier
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:14, archived)
# Ah well, back to pondering...
I may well keep to expressing my affiliations via clothing rather than my skin...
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:21, archived)
# i can't really pass judgement
as i have a biohazard sign tattooed on my arse
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Hehe,
I have a pair of socks with that on (actually, I'm currently wearing the ones with the radioactivity symbol on them that came in the same pack).
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:31, archived)
# nice
although i refuse to wear socks
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:35, archived)
# if you're having it small then i would say no
if it is a full back piece then yes.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:20, archived)
# That's pretty much what I thought,
having looked at friends' tats.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Get snakes tattooed around your legs instead.
I saw an old bloke with snakes tattooed round his legs once and they still looked cool, even though he had sandals with white socks as well.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Seems better than my idea.
Having a USB port tattooed onto the back of my neck.

I just know I'm going to get drunk and wake up with that one day.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:57, archived)
# That is superb.
Imagine a back street full of washing lines with those on!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:33, archived)
# ta
although they'd stretch out of shape on a washing line ;)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:35, archived)
# Woo! I thought it was a cushion to start with
Until I saw the length of the floor-boards.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:38, archived)
# 13x15, each square is 20 stitches by 20 rows
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Noice!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:40, archived)
# ta!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Beautiful!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:46, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Great, great work. But won't it speed things up in the bed games?
wah--wuh--wuh--wuh
wah-wuh-wuh-wuh
wa-wu-wu-wu
wa-w-w-w
Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Game Over
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:58, archived)
# only if i drop down and reverse direction
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:22, archived)
# peeow! peeow!
:)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Don't shoot a hole
in the protective shield!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:57, archived)
# I think 'fuck yes'.
FP this now.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 22:39, archived)
# I have a strong suspicion this may have been done by somebody else
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Nicely Ninj :D
But my mind keeps seeing Sidious as a merge of Sid Vicious and I was thinking Sid is looking well.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:53, archived)
# The Darth Knight.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:01, archived)
# Brill!
Have you used a photo of a toy as source?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:40, archived)
# Yes, well spotted sir!
:D
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Haven't seen it done before
I like it :)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Ta Q!
:D
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:58, archived)
# 2 can chunder - I feel that my profile page background is more visually stimulating than yours.


How do you like those eggs?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:04, archived)
# If you do the whole magic eye/crossed-eye thingy,
then that background is frankly fucking terrifying.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:24, archived)
# I wish I had not tried that.
;(
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:02, archived)
# ^ Very Nice!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:32, archived)
# tesco value mictoboy


that is all
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:02, archived)
# :o)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:42, archived)
# *blush*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Heady background, man.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Is that Dena Massque?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:31, archived)
# No,
it is (as per the filename) Miss Mosh (as per here: b3ta.com/board/10709953)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:50, archived)
# Silly me! Ive been staring at pics of her (research!) for ages while i was making my pic
I think the red hair threw me off the scent
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Now
there's a nice set of Google Image Search results.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:57, archived)
# I like them
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:15, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:23, archived)
# FUCK YOU LIONS HERONS 4 EVA
I like his badges
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:29, archived)
# When he was good, he was excellent.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:50, archived)
# Ahoy 'hoy!
Have some seafaring sauciness. Its supposed to be Miss Mosh - one of my favourite models.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 8:59, archived)
# Ooh my word!
I wouldn't mind capsizing HER Concordia

If you know what I mean
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:00, archived)
# I'd ram my hull into her iceberg!
Sent her an email with this pic. Hope i get a reply, approval, or even better, a signed photo or site membership!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:03, archived)
# I'd like to have sex with her!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:05, archived)
# She wouldn't even look at any of us twice!
Phwoar!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:09, archived)
# ... because she's a fictitious digital art construction.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:31, archived)
# You've spoiled all of my dreams.
Again.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:33, archived)
# Oooh, i'd love to have it off with her!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:10, archived)
# Ah-Haa
Comedy genius!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:19, archived)
# I'm going to see Doug Stanhope tonight......
There's a worrying amount of unsold seats....
First night of his UK tour.... so I'm probably in the test audience.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:40, archived)
# Cool, I'm going in a couple of weeks in canterbury.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:54, archived)
# WOO sir!!
...and *Click*
:D
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:02, archived)
# Wooah, nicely buffed!
Great work taters!!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:18, archived)
# hello sailor!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:19, archived)
# I'd give her port a stern hulling.
Excellent as always.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:20, archived)
# Beautiful
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:24, archived)
# Yeah
probably would
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:47, archived)
# Bit rushed isn't it!
Oh it will do a...
Click 'n Woo! :D
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:55, archived)
# so much improved, nicely done
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:46, archived)
# Nice.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:02, archived)
# I'd scuttle her vessel with my torpedo!


Crivens! Must be cold on deck! Her nipplets have gone blue O_o
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Cor!
I'd run my Jolly Roger up her mizzen!

Nice work indeed, sir.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:22, archived)
# I'd lose my battleship in her bermuda triangle
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:27, archived)
# I'd bend her over the starboard bow
I mean take her up the poop deck
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:41, archived)
# woo!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Ning b3ta!
Today, I give you the lovely Connie Britton, the scary as fuck Jonathan Scott-Taylor, the twat known as Rufus Hound and the delectable Frankie Howerd.


(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 7:53, archived)
# It's all for you, Damien!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 8:14, archived)
# o_O I've had the kids listening to Ave Satani this morning
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEmnRsX5J5M&feature=fvst

And it's damiens birthday

Don't call social I have a reason for playing Ave Satani, the kids are being naughty
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 8:17, archived)
# Any ravens or rottweilers peering in through the windows, this morning?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 8:23, archived)
# Love it!
Perfect way to start any day
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:14, archived)
# Why do I have the feeling that Frankie Howard was peering into the goatse bloke?
And how did he get the camera up there as well?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:28, archived)
# Hahahaha excellent use of the word "into" here.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Ban this sick filth!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 7:48, archived)
# Weren't they vaguely famous, once upon a time?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 8:14, archived)
# See my user profile.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 8:41, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 8:48, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 6:47, archived)
# voici la nouvelle chic
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 6:53, archived)
#
NSFW due to CLOTHESDICK
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 6:56, archived)
# "what's the most you ever lost on a cock toss?"
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 7:23, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:13, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 7:36, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 8:12, archived)
# actually it is SFW
doesn't contain dick
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 8:13, archived)
# how do you like your eggs in the morning?
i like mine with some clothesdick, ta :))
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 8:42, archived)
# Very nice, indeed.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 7:34, archived)
# ^ What he said
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 7:47, archived)
# I REALLY like this
first *click* of the day to mofaha
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:20, archived)
# hay, that's pretty good
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:48, archived)
# doodle
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 2:59, archived)
# O I C U
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 3:22, archived)
# I ris?
I am but a pupil.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 5:50, archived)
# It is learning
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 3:33, archived)
# The Sea of Sees
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 4:00, archived)
# *feeds breadcrumbs*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 5:28, archived)
# I don't trust it.
I'd be a lot happier if it were on a leash.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 5:31, archived)
# IT'S AN ANCIENT EGYPTIAN MAP OF SPACE!
AS USED BY SPACE REPTILIANS FROM EGYPT!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 5:34, archived)
# WAYK UP SHIPLE
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 5:54, archived)
# Yay!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 6:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 1:27, archived)
# Cat Stevens
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 1:29, archived)
# pfft
weak
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 1:36, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 1:51, archived)
#

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 1:57, archived)
# not veiny enough
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 1:30, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 1:33, archived)
# awww, squee! what a cute little fella
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 1:36, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 1:38, archived)
# DERN DUN DERRR, wah wahhhh!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 2:03, archived)
# ^See Pedro...this is how you do it.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 2:07, archived)
# WEEDLY WEEDLY WAAAAAHHHH!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 2:17, archived)
# ^Take notes, Pedro!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 2:55, archived)
# Oh hai Michael Schenker
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Pure guitar wankery
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 5:29, archived)
# *tries harder*
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:47, archived)
# Just leave this here. While it's quiet...
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 23:44, archived)
# He'll be dead rancor horse if he doesnt get that bone out his chops!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 0:10, archived)
# always found that bit oddly poignant
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 0:13, archived)
# More emotional than the fucking ewok bit, anyway.
Poor Rancy just wanted some num-nums :-(
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 0:14, archived)
# Jedis are total bastards.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 0:23, archived)
# u mad bro?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 0:40, archived)
# These are not the kiddie fiddlers you are looking for.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 1:01, archived)
# I remember Maxine Carr attempting a similar Jedi mind trick in 2002.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 1:10, archived)
# Johnny Vegas w/Jessie J's hair.
A marriage made in the gutshit of Hades.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 0:46, archived)
# Can she be
milked?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 0:58, archived)
# I read that as rancid cock.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 0:11, archived)
# hahahaha
You see dead people...'s cocks!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 0:14, archived)
# All in a night's work.
/necrophiliac

ninja!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 0:35, archived)
# Has anyone seen mark
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 1:09, archived)
#
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# Only Mark has non-botched legs
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 5:01, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 5:02, archived)
# mom
I'm busy making shit games www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/590845
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:00, archived)
# L'Apres-midi d'un prawn
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:35, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:38, archived)
# a hot prawnstar
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:39, archived)
# HOW DO YOU KNOW SHE ISN'T?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:39, archived)
# Educated guess
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Assmeat deluxe!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:41, archived)
#
Freda Mer?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Crunchiest shell, ever.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:48, archived)
# I wanted to destroy something beautiful.


Edit: break-destroy
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 22:32, archived)
# Needs more cowbell.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 23:31, archived)
# Ding dong
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 5:31, archived)
# what a sexy beast
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:39, archived)
# This guy looks pretty shellfish.
He was probably prawn that way.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:39, archived)
# I haven't made my mind up about your puns yet...I'm still poseidon.
/coat.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:40, archived)
# I'm done. Namor from me, tonight.
*waves*
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:47, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:23, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Yay
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:25, archived)
# ^ What she said
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Woo
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Ping pong kitteh
:)
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:26, archived)
# Hilts can't win!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:29, archived)
# yay :D
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:30, archived)
# : D
YES!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:57, archived)
# Proper lol.
I love you, Herman!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:31, archived)
# That smug looking ginger tom cat sure plays a mean ping pong
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:32, archived)
# ^this
with added croissant!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:35, archived)
# 'hears music'
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:38, archived)
# He reminds me of the Elmlea cat, Harry
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:40, archived)
# awww, cute
I will not spend the afternoon looking at cat ads on youtube
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ommJ6FRlD24

I will not spend the afternoon looking at cat ads on youtube
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 0:14, archived)
# Fantastik
'clicked'
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:32, archived)
# Yay! :)
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:33, archived)
#
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#
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 1:42, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Hahaha, batty catty.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:25, archived)
# i love.....
the timing :-)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 18:06, archived)
# I love this
Could watch it all day
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:56, archived)
# ha ha
wonderful!
(, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Yay!

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:12, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:17, archived)
# :D :D :D
 

 
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:24, archived)
# hahaha
what the eff?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:25, archived)
# hahahafuck
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:35, archived)
# This^
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Calciyummy!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:18, archived)
# That's put the fizz in the jizz
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:19, archived)
# Fizzy jizz.
EDIT: Fuck, shit, bollocks. Trounced, again.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:21, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:29, archived)
# haha...lully :D
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:21, archived)
# is that taken from the video to junior senior's song move your feet?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:26, archived)
# yes, yes it is
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:28, archived)
# groovy, I heart that song and video.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:30, archived)
# Yay! :D
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:33, archived)
# Happy Toast !


I wish my toaster did this instead of burning bread
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:54, archived)
# :X~
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Wish Pac-Dog was around when i were a lad.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:55, archived)
# Come on, ghost kitties!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:02, archived)
# Bichon frise will get eaten by cheezeburger cat.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:38, archived)
# Om Mani Padme Hum

All hail the hypno Buddha
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:11, archived)
# Who would win in a fight between Hypno Buddha and Kamikaze Buddha?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:17, archived)
# If Kamikaze Buddha is on target, neither of them.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Pfffft
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:36, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:26, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Oh no
{:-)
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:55, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Woo!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:36, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:40, archived)
# not a budda
just a borg doing its recharge thing
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Football friend!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Cardinal Keith O'Brien In Gay Marriage Rethink Shocker!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:04, archived)
# He's no Allfather D'Aronique.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:27, archived)
# I want a biscuit now.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Orange Viscount is all I got left.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:40, archived)
# ooooh...honeymooners
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:28, archived)
# Dream Test


Check out more at www.piecomic.com
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(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Well I'm glad that's settled then.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:02, archived)
# ha
one time I realised I was in a dream when a horse started talking to me. I was like "wait a minute, horses don't talk!" and the horse was all "yeah they do," totally fucking rumbled though, it turned out it was a dream afterall.

OR WAS IT?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Bum Bum BUUUUUMMM!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Dude, not cool.
She's sensitive about the size of her rear end. Pointing it out like that is just cruel.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:07, archived)
# I'll have you know I've a perfectly pert bottom.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:11, archived)
# pics or GTFO
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:15, archived)
# right then
*goes back to reading Kant's Prolegomena to Any Future Metaphysics*
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Everyone's internet bum is perfectly pert.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:17, archived)
# I don't have one, I just shit out my mouth
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:05, archived)
# I sometimes dream I'm a horse and bon jovi feeds me sugar lumps and tells me I'm a good horse.
I like those dreams.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:06, archived)
# the other night I dreamt I was this American guy who worked in an office,
and spent the whole time trying to get away with skiving off.

Actually I was two American guys because I switched characters half way through. The first guy got accused of skiving off but wasn't, in fact it was the second guy getting him into trouble.

Not one of my best dreams.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:10, archived)
# that's so weird! the other night I had a dream that I was you dreaing you were this American guy who worked in an office,
and spent the whole time trying to get away with skiving off.

I think in the end I tried to honk your tits while you slept.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:13, archived)
# Clue that it's a dream
Americans have no idea what skiving is. Some kind of desert topping?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:17, archived)
# How do you "get away" with desert topping in an office?
What even is desert topping? Do deserts even have tops?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:18, archived)
# maybe it just means the top layer of sand
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Context clues are not my strength.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:33, archived)
# I'm sure they know as well as anybody else what it is to spend all day not doing any work.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:19, archived)
# the other morning I dreamt I got executed, they made me lie face down in the wet grass and I felt the muzzle on the back of my head and a searing white heat and I woke up and it was so cold
 
I don't like dreams
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Haha, wonderful if true
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:22, archived)
# If I could make pictures I would and post it here to prove it.
sadly I cannot :'(

He also strokes my mane.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:25, archived)
# I had a recurring dream when I was little
it consisted of my street being flooded, and I had to get home using a raft and a pole. A big red curtain occupied our then living room, in front of which an orchestra was playing. The musicians were in black tie and had frog heads.

But that wasn't the weird thing.

At a certain moment, a rabbit was sitting on a stool in the middle of the room, with my family members gathered around it in reverential awe. When I asked them what was so special, the rabbit addressed me and said something. I was so astonished that I lost the ability to speak, which would always wake me up.

By mediocre aged 37
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:19, archived)
# I used to have dreams set in a maze. Thing was, I always knew my way through the maze.
Shame there was usually something trying to kill me, else they'd have been fun dreams.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:46, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:16, archived)
# XD Thanks!! XD
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Anytime.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:23, archived)
# RAWR
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:38, archived)
# All hail Cosmic Chicken!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:05, archived)
# Hahaha
I like your comics
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:37, archived)
# XD
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:46, archived)
# Lucid dreaming?
I've been trying to get it to work, but nothing yet. :(
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:21, archived)
# You need to apply something simple from the waking world into the dreaming world.
Every hour, on the hour, push against a wall and ask yourself "Am I dreaming?".
Might take a while, but sooner or later you'll try it in the dreamworld - with very different results.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:50, archived)
# I've actually recently started doing that.
I stuck a sign on the door that I push (probably not often enough).

I dreamt of my hand pushing it, which then turned into a paw. Yeah... a bit weird.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:54, archived)
# The first few times I realised I was doing it, I woke up shortly thereafter.
Kind of a 'whoa' moment.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Yeah, that's what happens most of the time with me.
I think I might have been very close to having a lucid dream, but lost my concentration before I could get any results.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:03, archived)
# I only ever dabbled at it in my twenties, but I probably got two half-decent lucid dreams out of it.
It may seem like a lot of effort for little return, but you'll never forget the clarity and sense of power they give you.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:13, archived)
# One of my friends lucid dreams, he says it's one of the best experiences you can have.
This, of course, is probably biased, but who knows.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:38, archived)
# I get them quite often,
but I never seem to have the same measure of control that I'd been led to expect.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:44, archived)
# In terms of feeling different, the most that's happened is that I felt like I sank through the bed, and through the floor.
Not quite flying, as many people claim to be able to do in lucid dreams, but I guess it's a start.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 23:22, archived)
# Sexy results?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:54, archived)
# Indubitably.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Try writing down your dreams in detail as soon as you wake up each morning
But beware that you never think you're dreaming when you're actually awake.........or you'll get arrested!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:06, archived)
# I actually do keep a dream journal
which is unusually devoid of furry-related stuff. Huh...
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:35, archived)
# I did that for @ 8 months before I started lucid dreaming
Had to stop after a few weeks because I couldn't always be sure when I was awake, got a bit risky cos I used to drive a motorbike.
My dreams were always violent like modern-day FPS games
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:46, archived)
#
I did the thing where you write a reminder on your hand to test if you're in a dream. It worked well.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:19, archived)

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