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[challenge entry] ODD.


EDIT: Added to official Springwatch Flickr group at 11.20pm...
www.flickr.com/groups/bbcspringwatch/pool/

Taking bets on when it goes down...

EDIT: Bumholes. Removed by Midday.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:10, archived)
#
What duck swan?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:12, archived)
# Take a gander at my new hat
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:13, archived)
# That's no goose!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Fly Projector, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:37, archived)
# For the love of god turn the engine on,
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Those boyds must be freezing with no twigs to keep them warm!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:01, archived)
# Boiled eggs!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:54, archived)
# Sunny side up!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:55, archived)
# Nothing like being topical.
(Billybobgeorgebob, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 5:45, archived)
# thats one hell of a bird strike :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:25, archived)
# Crow did sick.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:31, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:33, archived)
# I remember, moffy, I remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:33, archived)
# We Know Also.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:05, archived)
# Just saw some of your Deal or No Deal cartoons
Good stuffs!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:17, archived)
# Ta!
Where did you find those?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:21, archived)
#
(1.618..., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:24, archived)
# On b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:33, archived)
# That's a blackbird anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:32, archived)
# Racist!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 1:55, archived)
# SICK
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:33, archived)
# DID
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:34, archived)
# Birdsick alley
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Perfectly normal
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:40, archived)
# I've tried using the Google Maps functions top left but they're not working.
Please try again.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:07, archived)
#
View Larger Map
(1.618..., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:21, archived)
# oooo!!
The Crow Road :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:08, archived)
# NO
https://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=Ynys-hir+RSPB+reserve&hl=en&ll=52.546594,-3.945405&spn=0.002988,0.021136&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&channel=rcs&hq=Ynys-hir+RSPB+reserve&radius=15000&t=m&z=16&layer=c&cbll=52.546594,-3.945405&panoid=xQsI_OYP6SP9pW10NIEswQ&cbp=12,1.3,,0,0
(1.618..., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:22, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha :D


don't ask me to navigate :D



(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:41, archived)
# Hahaha reminds me of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqDaMSk00wA
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes yes, they're gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:01, archived)
# I'm not a killer, but I could kill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:05, archived)
# Hehe, needs more Johnny Depp ;)
(I actually really like Babybird but whenever I tell people that, they just laugh and say 'What, that You're Gorgeous song??'
I tend to point them in the direction of the 100 songs on The Original Lo-Fi boxset and revel in the indie-ness)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:36, archived)
# 90s-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:54, archived)
# Is he holding
his legs apart?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:09, archived)
# you mean to say i made this for nothing?
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Fixed


Click for bigger (125 kb)
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:02, archived)
# Best entry so far tbh
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:12, archived)
# ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:14, archived)
# a thing of beauty
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:55, archived)
# It's all for nothing.
Good though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Pain ~~~~~~~> Your way.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:38, archived)
# Only just spotted this
It deserves to win the compo that didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:11, archived)
# my ex-girl-friend haha
(wzxpc, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:40, archived)
# Your ex-girl-friend haha
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:40, archived)
# His ex-girl-friend haha
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:49, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:53, archived)
# ha-ha
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:58, archived)
# HA HA HA HA
All your base are belong to us.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Is she Hawaiian?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 1:58, archived)
# Whose ex-girl-friend haha?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:08, archived)
# His.
Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:29, archived)
# His ex-girl-friend all time!
Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:32, archived)
# Is this a clue
that you cut her up and put her in a box?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:42, archived)
# I just got off the phone to Peter Gabriel. He asked if you could kindly return his video to him?
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:48, archived)
# She'd be quite easy to remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Which part of that was your ex? The eyes, the lips or the strand of DNA coming out of her mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Minnehaha is a town near Minneapolis
There's also one called Minnetonka
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:11, archived)
# yer maw haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:25, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just get it over and done with. *ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Coil gazing? I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Knowing Hoodbutter this is some sort of sexual reference insinuating that the old lady has birds in her fanny.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:38, archived)
# It is exactly that.
Well worked out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Where's mofaha's Super Spring Collection when you need it?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry] It's quickly gaining in popularity, I'll tell you that!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Hooray, *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:16, archived)
# Growing in popularity.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Both growing and gaining!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:33, archived)
# I can really see this type of Spring Collection joke taking off.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:34, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:05, archived)
# Quickly!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 1:54, archived)
# fuck this
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 1:11, archived)
# Oh Pedro.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 2:21, archived)
# Oh Pedro.
(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:13, archived)
[challenge entry] time for the old Audi gag
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:08, archived)
# woo
classic
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:41, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:25, archived)
# GODDAMMIT JEDWARD! YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
(Testicles just for you, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Fire needs to be lower. About chin-level.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Imagine if they grew beards to match their hair
I might tell them that
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:52, archived)
# It will spread trust me
shit is flammable.
(Testicles just for you, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:05, archived)
# *grabs petrol can*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:39, archived)
# *gets a bag of styrofoam peanuts*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Man I love the smell of Napalm in the morning,
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:43, archived)
# No, there's not much wrong with Jedward being on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:46, archived)
# Quick! Shit in his mouth!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:52, archived)
# If Jacob Dyer hears of this he won't like it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:01, archived)
# *likes this*
Also, I like your sig :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:13, archived)
# haha yay!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:49, archived)
# Why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:16, archived)
# Well, you see
His name is Jacob Dyer and he lives in bristol. it is fantastic. He sounds like barnaby bear. He likes barnaby bear. one time he went to france. but some kid burnt his neck. He didnt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:52, archived)
# hahaha
don't think they ever do it right
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:16, archived)
# Beware the Juddermen...


I prefer Scotch.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Ha! Ha!
That's both accurate and amusing!

"I'm gonna lie to you to make some money...." Clap-clap-a-clap-clap...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:23, archived)
# I agree, best to get these out of the way
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Unless further inspiration comes from the posts of others, I think this might be about it for me, this week.
"Birds Popping Out of Something"
*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Make a picture of birds popping out of Cthulu's ass
and other birds nesting in his gaping maw
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] fin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:24, archived)
# THIS ISN'T EVEN THE CHALLENGE
I AM APOPLECTIC WITH RAGE
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:30, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:31, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Me too.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Nice tuck, Howdy ;)
don't lie and say it's not you.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:31, archived)
# *finger guns*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:33, archived)
# With a wink or without. Makes a lot of difference to the meaning of the gesture
TELL ME! I MUST KNOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:38, archived)
# It's not a vain boast when I say I have much better musculature.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:40, archived)
# Hmm, tucked you say
or is he a Man-Girl? Nicely trimmed too.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:36, archived)
# Aww...........don't go Cap'n...........
Where are all of these new fools from?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:56, archived)
# Cannot unsee lotus breast
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 2:01, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - HACK SPRINGWATCH


TV nature programme Spingwatch is asking its viewers to send in photos of birds nesting in unusual places. We think the men and women of b3ta are the best qualified to provide them.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Another glorious day for democracy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:18, archived)
# TITS - BILL ODDIE - TITS - BILL ODDIE - TITS - BILL ODDIE - TITS - BILL ODDIE - TITS - BILL ODDIE - TITS - BILL ODDIE - TITS
TITS - BILL ODDIE - TITS - BILL ODDIE - TITS - BILL ODDIE - TITS - BILL ODDIE - TITS - BILL ODDIE - TITS - BILL ODDIE - TITS
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:20, archived)
# so where's the bbc link for the dull Spingwatch challenge
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:19, archived)
# It's here,
Prodgy.......SHIT NESTS.

But you need to upload to their Flickr pool.

Like I did; Bill Shitting Oddie. He once opened our Ettington Village Fete.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:56, archived)
[challenge entry] It was discovered that eagles sometimes nest up cow's arses.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:20, archived)
# lol
I like
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry] We're expecting to see the chick's first flight any sec OHWHATTHE FUCKISTHAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Get the fucking flamethrower!
NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Yay! Someone replied!
When I posted this a couple of years ago no-one replied :( PLZ GIVE VALIDATION. Cheers Howdy *finger-guns and wink*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:39, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:42, archived)
# smash it's head off with shitty burning hammers!
(#1, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Looking at that
I'd say the chicks probably didn't survive

Wooyayetc!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:34, archived)
# This is ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 13:19, archived)
# Is this about UK TV?
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Well, the actual compo spec is about birds, nesting in unusual places
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:25, archived)
# I like birds
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:32, archived)
# Did you vote for something else? If not SHUT UP THIS IS YOUR FAULT
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:29, archived)
# I made a cup of tea after getting home from work...logged on to see this
and sneakily voted for tentacles after the fact
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:31, archived)
# hmmmmm
(DrOccer, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Gothgrave
That humous looks disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:11, archived)
# Looks like what happens when sunlight hits a Gremlin.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:12, archived)
# Mmm, oily.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:16, archived)
# And, it appears, scabby.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:37, archived)
# scabrous
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:42, archived)
# gangrenous, also
edit: never EVER type gangrene into wikipedia. i just did. i think i might be sick.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:43, archived)
# and pixelated
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:45, archived)
# great balls of fire
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:28, archived)
# This cat seems to be doing the rounds a bit lately
I have noticed
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:41, archived)
# YOU FILTERED!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:44, archived)
# hahaha
takes one to know one :P
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:46, archived)
# He loves his candles.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:04, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:05, archived)
# hehe, i've actually got some of those LED ones...they look exactly the same
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:07, archived)
# Sky-dive cat is in your garden, holding your tealights
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:07, archived)
# Best of all the firey things
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:11, archived)
# Am I the only only one who finds aerocat sad
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:38, archived)
# Reckon it would be more dignified, or less to eat the cat's body
instead of turning it into some kind of grisly 'art'?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:41, archived)
# It's the absence of flashing LED's that greatly offends me
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:43, archived)
# I, too, would prefer it with flashing LEDs
and it should be on a mobile with several other dead pets
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:44, archived)
# for eyes
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Oh, so the cat is dead?
It looks dead, now you mention it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:43, archived)
# schroedingers helicopter?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:44, archived)
# It's a cat. It's dead. It doesn't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:11, archived)
# People impose human values, personality traits and emotions on a pet when it's alive.
Once dead, should it not be granted the same dignity that a human body would have? Or have the values of our society now changed regarding the treatment of earthly remains?

What I'm getting at is, can I start being more open with visitors when they ask about my lampshades?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:18, archived)
# you have lampshades!
That's sick!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:30, archived)
# I say lampshades, they're more like uplighters for the candles.
Hell, I need to catch the human tallow with something, or it'll ruin the carpet.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:34, archived)
# As I say, it's a cat. Human values don't mean shit to it. It ate, slept, licked itself and terrorised small garden creatures.
If a cat could understand the concepts of dignity, it could also understand that being a helicopter is frickin' cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:32, archived)
# It's pretty horrific
I couldn't believe it when I first saw that someone had decided to re-engineer their dead pet into a flying machine.

It's also a bit funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:41, archived)
# this pretty much sums up my feelings towards it
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:42, archived)
# I look forward to the plastinated stillborn baby version
with flashing LED's :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:44, archived)
#
I suggested something like this earlier
but by mentioning flashing lights you've just gone TOO FUCKING FAR, MAN
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:55, archived)
# give it time
it'll happen

no inspiration exists in solitude

or some deep shite like that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:02, archived)
# I might shop this, guaranteed FP material methinks.
I'll just add a pair of AT-ST legs and a massive strap-on to be certain
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:06, archived)
# I'd click that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:09, archived)
# You. Write books.
Put lasers in them.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Someone told me to draw a ninja attacking a robot with lasers on it's head
do you want me to share it?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:03, archived)
# For the cat?
Or the shitty shock-art idea?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:56, archived)
# I'm a hater, man
I hate everything.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Even hate?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:54, archived)
# Appetite and libido
Maria: How to make Hitler's meat fried....
Mine: *grin*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:11, archived)
# "I shall use the penis tentacles that grow out of my back to get a quick squiz at this dead nun's arse as she figures out the best way to cook a dictator"
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:18, archived)
# Now that just sounds silly! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:21, archived)
# When you put it that way...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:55, archived)
# Hello Fake-Ding.
Ray Bradbury's dead. Have you ever read any of his stories?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Ohh..
R.I.P. Ray Bradbury.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Yeah.
I've loved his stories since I was a nipper.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:39, archived)
# Racis-
Oh sorry, my mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:00, archived)
# ;p
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:00, archived)
# ray bradbury you say
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5NxG_rr5aU
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:19, archived)
# i really dont get this shit
they never seem funny to me, whats it all about?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Basically
b3ta.com/board/10782794
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:54, archived)
# Zombie rabbit ass!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:33, archived)
# ^^ Yeah!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:41, archived)
# You're just an enabler, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Just an observation.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:01, archived)
# Why is everything creepy dead sexual lesbian nuns in your pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Mine: I'm male... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:50, archived)
# You realise that removing a girl's clothing without her permission is sexual assault?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Even dead rabbit nuns.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:53, archived)
# Why is he dressed as a nun, anyway?
Only women are nuns.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:54, archived)
# Unless they're Robbie Coltrane and Eric Idle
but that is neither
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:00, archived)
# I'd like to see that gay rabbit try and peek under Robbie Coltrane's habit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:02, archived)
# I bet you would.
You gay furry chubby chaser.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:03, archived)
# How can he even see what he's doing?
He's facing the wrong direction.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:00, archived)
# when one's mind is engulfed in filth
one can see all, without eyes.

Which is nice as the eyes are probably rammed up someone's random orifi.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Loving the hot C & M watery colours in this!
(I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:54, archived)
# Yiff grr yiff meow.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:54, archived)
#
M A
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:56, archived)
# Rocking it 90's fashion style.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:57, archived)
# I found a branch of C&A in Krakow last year.
Most surreal point of the whole trip. It's weird because over there it seemed almost like an expensive, aspirational shop rather than the 'one up from Primark' I remember it being here.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:01, archived)
# I remember the C&A in Bolton always smelling funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Ours got turned into a Wilkinson.
I'm still trying to decide whether or not that was an improvement
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:07, archived)
#
C S
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Either you can put some underwear on THIS INSTANT, young lady
or you can get out of my convent and start looking for a job
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Alright, alright, I'm going...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:07, archived)
# Aw danget.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:15, archived)
# It means more curds and whey for the rest of us though!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:41, archived)
# HER ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:39, archived)
# you're shit
I come here for the humour and clever art. If I wanted this shit I'd go to DA where you should go and stay. This is my opinion, other may vary.
(#1, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:42, archived)
# more dull paedo anime shite.
just what /board needs.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:57, archived)
# THIS IS NOT PEADO. THEY ARE 20 AGES OVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:01, archived)
# whatever, nonce.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:05, archived)
# You seems loves elderly.
I don't draw Elderly perv art.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:15, archived)
# yeah, please draw more child tentacle rape.
that's well LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:22, archived)
# You do realise Moggy has no concept of sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:31, archived)
# I love how well LOL this comedy account is.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:39, archived)
#
www.lemonparty.org
nsfw, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:35, archived)
# burp !
(Zoidaroid, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:00, archived)
# FUCK
looks like Gordon's trying to up the smug stakes
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:06, archived)
# Lollipops, children!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Gadzooks!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:10, archived)
# There goes the Queen's garden party
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Link is Brocken
Edit: Link is not Brocken
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:37, archived)
# Real Life "Badger Badger Badger"
Some new wooden sculptures have been installed at Sywell Country park in Northamptonshire. Several badgers, a few mushrooms, and yes, a snake.





Click each image for original (Flickr)

Badgers? Check; Mushroom? Check; Snake? Aaaagh!
(I helped save b3ta! Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:54, archived)
# hehe excellent find
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Well it's less annoying than the original
but then so are most things
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Impressive snake.
Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Why am I looking at your holiday photo's?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:34, archived)
# Because it's Real Photo Wednesday of course.
Did you miss the memo?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:37, archived)
# :D
There aren't enough clickies in the world for this.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:10, archived)
# I don't think it's his
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:54, archived)
# Image Challenge Vote
This week's challenge vote is hot out of the oven.

Your choice of fillings:

* New uses for workfare. Now that we've got an officially sanctioned slave class what should we do with it?

* H.P. Lovecraft - The Call of Cthulhu, Necronomicon, cosmic horror and weird fiction.

* Hack Springwatch - TV show Springwatch is asking for photos of birds nesting in unusual places. Provide them.

* Iconic photos - what happened next? As demonstrated here.

Votey-click here:




(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Lovecraft please.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:18, archived)
# We get plenty of Lovecraft anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Hack Springwatch would be potentially hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:37, archived)
# It'd all be tits in boxes innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:12, archived)
# Birds nests in goatse
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:15, archived)
# "chaffinch in one cup"
..these are a few of my fav..our...ite... thiiiiiings....

Sorry, had a julie andrews moment there.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:18, archived)
# NOT fucking Lovecraft you numpty.
It's going to be a week of cthulhu because that's all anyone knows about.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:21, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:22, archived)
# SORRY ELVIS BUT I'M SO FUCKING ANGRY ABOUT LOVECRAFT RIGHT NOW
GRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Don't worry Mo
We'll make it good for you
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:27, archived)
# And the compo too?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:34, archived)
# No, just the nipple rub
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:04, archived)
# Oooh you cheeky minx
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Mofaha! Stop rigging the vote
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:05, archived)
# I don't even know what Springwatch means :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:08, archived)
# It's a TV programme over here in the UK where we all collectively reassure ourselves that our wildlife hasn't died
If it wins, it will probably be a load of "tit" jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:10, archived)
# tit
LOL
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:32, archived)
# It used to be a really cool program about slinky racing, and the slinky racing guilds
these days it's just people watching springs in their natural habitat as they gently react to mass loading and look after their young.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:29, archived)
#
Slinky Springwatch was mint. Did you see that episode when they tried to get one to go down an escalator? nutjobs.
(douggypledger, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:57, archived)
# and all those chavs at the bottom who were laughing
weren't laughing at the end when they got lacerated

ahahah, fun times.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Or Zalgo because people are basically twats
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:24, archived)
# :(
I'd be posting my shit Peanuts Apocalypse stuff! Surely that should convince people?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:44, archived)
# you could just be a cunt and compo a load of lovejoy pics
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Hahahah
you make a good point.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Or people who "love craft" lololol
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:28, archived)
# yes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Nice "draugh".
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:57, archived)
# You say that as if it's a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:25, archived)
# GRRRRRRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:25, archived)
# It's also Yoth Sothoth
and his Merry Men
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Well you'll just have to make a few introductory images then, won't you?
Educate the masses and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Honestly, I've never read a word of Lovecraft.
Not that I've been avoiding it exactly, but I've just never gotten around to it and I've never been that pushed to try.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:29, archived)
# There's really only a handful to read. You'll burn thru it when you get around to it.
Overly dramatic derivative material out weighs it by a thousand to one.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:35, archived)
# To be honest, I'm not a huge fan
It's good for what it is, but basically every story is just person activates occult item, tentacled terrors unleashed, everyone's souls eaten.

I think it makes for a good compo though.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:42, archived)
# It's really good for its era.
That format was lifted from other popular fiction and mixed in with
the swiftness of the morality play seen in myth and fable. It was
new then and he was the best at it in his day. Dated as hell now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:50, archived)
# YOU are really good for its era
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:36, archived)
# LIES
You're forgetting his other story, which is person enters a strange city with a strange history and strange things happen but it might have been a dream.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:47, archived)
# H.P. getting a second bite of the cherry? Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:20, archived)
# 'what happened next' has the most potential
i dont even know what/where/when lovecraft is...
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Lovecraft is all about doing sexy and that.
No idea what springwatch and workfare are though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:21, archived)
# with bits of sticky back plastic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:22, archived)
# a week of cardboard cut out CDCs, boobs and Fannys will be brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:23, archived)
# "The rudest thing you dare to make at your work desk" Compo?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:25, archived)
# That would be snuff porn then.
/self employed blog.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:32, archived)
# sticky black spastic? jordons son with a lolly?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:31, archived)
# you terrible, terrible man
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:33, archived)
# he's a writer of scary books an' that, he's dead now
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:23, archived)
# this is correct and therefore i shall click it.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:41, archived)
# The Craft of Loving
Unleash the tentacles
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:24, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:24, archived)
# If it bothers you that much, ask Mu to rig the vote for you ;) *
*please don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Listen Foxworth, I don't do that shit no more.
I'm clean now, geddit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:27, archived)
# You've CHANGED, man!
The underground posse of voteriggers is displeased.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Tell it to the judge, Goebbels.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
I NEVER FORGIVE MU VOTERIG
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:27, archived)
# If you really don't want Lovecraft, have an aside with the mods that you think it's lead is "suspicous".
Then they'll call an unexpected re-vote and take whatever's winning after 33 seconds, like what happened with the damn colour the lizard challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:30, archived)
# I'm going to compo a load of stuff I drew when I was six
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:30, archived)
# I hate how I can relate to this.
Except I was four.

Shame all those drawings are probably long gone by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:31, archived)
# The most disturbing thing about my ones is the caption that says "Daddy"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:33, archived)
# I can't remember how disturbing my doodles got.
But I'm not sure anything's changed, looking at the stuff I'm drawing now. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:39, archived)
# I once got told off for a drawing of a dog i did at primary school.
It wasn't disturbing, just crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Actually, you just reminded me
I once drew a shitty comic strip of a fella being chased and mauled by wolves.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Now of course he would be molested by them instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:47, archived)
# On the first day of a new school year our art teacher set us as homework drawing "absolutely whatever you like", with no right or wrong
Teacher looked at mine and said "This wasn't what I had in mind"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:48, archived)
# I just checked your profile in case there was any "art" in there, and found the link to my inter-detective work on that CJcypher kid.
Good times.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Endowed: Small
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Well then that's different.
That might be a decent compo actually... Draw adult themes in the style of a 6-year-old.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Isn't that just what we always do anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:35, archived)
# How about drawing childrens' themes in the style of an adult?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:48, archived)
# TWO!!! Or the baby will never settle down for its nap. NEVER!!!

Nice to see it phrased open-ended for more horror archetypes to source.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:25, archived)
# iconic photos
iconic photos
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:28, archived)
# I wish I hadn't voted for something else now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:32, archived)
# It's not a bad idea, it's just too similar to this weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:34, archived)
# iconic photos?
Iconic! Photos :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:33, archived)
# Got to be Hack Springwatch, Shirley?
We get loads of Cthulu & co anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Still have "Handy Capp at the wishing well?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:52, archived)
# yer mon
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:58, archived)
# See final panel.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:00, archived)
# see final panel yes
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Hahahah brown fish
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:40, archived)
# one of the problems with this cthulhu type thing
is that often those type of compos require actual drawing skills. I can't draw for shit but i'm OK at photoshop, so I'll probably just end up photoshopping crap like freebase all week.
Maybe it's the reason why images challenges like the past week's one work well.

or maybe it's just me...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:53, archived)
# TOAP (plus a few clipbits) is your friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:56, archived)
# hehe, that's pretty much my normal course of action anyway
:)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:11, archived)
# I'll have two of these
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:29, archived)
# 'Shop freebase's head onto an octopus
Then have the FUCKtopus crawling out of a sewer, with Flanbase running away in terror. Job done.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:01, archived)
# now this I can do!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:11, archived)
# NSFW
www.oglaf.com/hoopla/2/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:24, archived)
# Well now
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:32, archived)
# I cannot view this as I am under 18
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:34, archived)
# the last panel is brilliant
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:34, archived)
# fuck lovecraft

dull as fuck
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:59, archived)
# agreed, sort of shit is for deviant art, not b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:04, archived)
# ^^ these
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:11, archived)
# do Love Craft
sexy papier mache and collage :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:12, archived)
# for deviant art?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:14, archived)
# yes. put papier maché all over your erect knob. then when it's dry, poke it with a pin to pop it.
then you can cut it off and take a picture to put on deviant art.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:23, archived)
# NOT SPRINGWATCH!
I dont even know what that is!
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:04, archived)
# am I missing something, where's the fun in the Springwatch one?
a week of birds in nests in postboxes and up goatse's arse?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:34, archived)
# it will be shit, but I think people may be voting tactically
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:35, archived)
# This is why the poll thing should be invisible
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:42, archived)
# good point, this could be the way forward
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:44, archived)
# This is why I think Democracy is stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Ere, want to know something odd?
Total Votes: 70
Top referer: b3ta.com/board [39 votes]
I call shenanigans.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:29, archived)
# Where is your data from?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:35, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:36, archived)
# 'are', surely
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:38, archived)
# I'm not speaking Latin
It's acceptable to use it in the singular in English. Dictionary says.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:43, archived)
# Sorry, I had a bit of a Holmes-a-thon recently :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:59, archived)
# here: http://www.palmnet.me.uk/minipolls/poll_stats.php?id=373
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:07, archived)
# ooh
but it requires a b3ta login to vote?...
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:01, archived)
# if you click on the 'download full stats' button, the only 4 referrers are
www.b3ta.com/board/
b3ta.com/board/
www.b3ta.com/board/10782632
relay.cr3ation.co.uk/board/

doesn't seem like shenanigans to me...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:05, archived)
# It was the third one I found odd. You'd need to be on /board to find the link to the specific post.
Which was top of the board anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:51, archived)
# Rob usually tweets it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:14, archived)
# What happened next is much better...
and with an image to show that it can work.

That said, the Springwatch will just turn into a "photoshop a baby bird" challenge, which may be okay. Animal challenges usually are.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:12, archived)
# SQUIRELS WITH TITS!!!!
* Springwatch please
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:58, archived)
# it's about birds nests in odd places
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:06, archived)
# TITS NESTING IN SQUIRELS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Not having a telly and not being British
doesn't really help me here.
Springwatch apparently is about tits amongst other things, so i'll vote for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:59, archived)
# Ugh, Springwatch is shit!
Why not finish me off and have Bargain Hunt next week?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:03, archived)
# What about Songs of Praise?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:14, archived)
# *readies noose*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Surely the appropriate way for you to go would be shot by farmer
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:23, archived)
# Was picking shrapnel out of my leg the other night after a coop raid.
Hurt like a bastard, it did.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:32, archived)
# You are Gus
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:45, archived)
# I wish I was; Gus is fucking ace. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Pea for no reason
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:10, archived)
# Foxtrot-4, you have a moggy on your tail!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:14, archived)
# hahaha
yay for x-cat!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:15, archived)
# pew pew pew
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:16, archived)
# What the fuck is Springwatch?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:37, archived)
# Daytime TV show about British nature, with a bearded tit on it.
Called Bill Oddie.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:41, archived)
# Bill Oddie has a room in his house entirely filled with Mickey Mouse memorabilia
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:53, archived)
# Fuck that.
RAY BRADBURY R.I.P.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:19, archived)
[challenge entry] oh i see, running away eh?
(Buntry Cuntkin, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:20, archived)
# it's just a flesh wound
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:22, archived)
# what you gonna do?..
..bleed on me?
(Buntry Cuntkin, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Oh baby I'm thinking about your flesh wound,
Oh baby I'm thinking about your gaaaash.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Are you beating your chest and humming as well
In a Bobby McFerrin stylee? Cos you immediately made me think of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:35, archived)
#
www.rathergood.com/hedgehogs
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Ne!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:57, archived)
# no wonder he got beat, he can't see a bloody thing in that helmet!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Pffftttt...
you said helmet!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:29, archived)
# oh i thought it was a muslim chick
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:30, archived)
# haha
(likeajackhammer, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:38, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Let's do this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:49, archived)
# yeah mon
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:51, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Dammit mongy
I've got too many images on my server. I wish I'd kept all of my needlessly offensive pics together in one place.
In fact if I was giving advice to someone just starting out on b3ta, that's what it would be: keep all your needlessly offensive pics together in one place.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:03, archived)
# i'm lucky as most of my stuff is full of offence, no offence
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
how about some cheery tomato eh? Cheer the board up a bit?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:31, archived)
# hahaha fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Reach into the distant past...

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:15, archived)
# Except in a bunch of other visual spectrums that they showed from his POV in the movie
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:32, archived)
# You're being too pedantic
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Don't spoil it for the thick people
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Fuck off, you smug bastard
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Up yours, if you're so clever, where's the footage from the bash auction, then?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Fuck you, I've been busy
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Not so busy that you drank all that homebrew, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:34, archived)
# Fucking hell, I've been under a lot of pressure lately
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:34, archived)
# And while I'm at it, so has that homebrew
I had to drink it before the bottles exploded
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:34, archived)
# Save it for the judge, Lannister
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:35, archived)
# I only picked this name because the qotwtards were confusing "Emvee Stark" with Iron Man!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Meth
Not even fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:09, archived)
# C
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:47, archived)
# H
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:48, archived)
# E
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:52, archived)
# hahahaha
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Have at you!
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Phil
More here..
www.douggy.com/category/photography/photoshopped-stuff/

(douggypledger, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:16, archived)
# before you get shouted at
please read the FAQ and perhaps watch how the board works for a bit
Multiple posts in new threads upsets folk. It's a community site, so try and avoid being all me me me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:18, archived)
#
sure thing
(douggypledger, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:20, archived)
# don't listen to him!
there was a quarter-hour gap between the two. It's better than the deluge of shitty band-waggoning
(likeajackhammer, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:23, archived)
# on the subject of *something totally unrelated*
have a related pea
(likeajackhammer, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:23, archived)
# this image of a CAT, created by ME, hubare, reminds ME, hubare, of this other image of a CAT by ME, hubare
(likeajackhammer, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:26, archived)
# at least post them all in new threads then you hypocrite
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:30, archived)
# don't say that... I WILL!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:33, archived)
# go on then, you told him to, lead by example
except then you'd be doing what I said which is what you told him not to do

you're fucked
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:35, archived)
# erm... not quite
these are just old images I post all the time...

why should someone have to wait for someone else to post something before posting again?
it's not like he posted straight after, it was 15 WHOLE MINUTES!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:39, archived)
# it's the magical mystery that is the ways of the internet
why post in a new thread when your thread is still at the top of the page, just post it as a reply to your own like you did with your cat images.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:45, archived)
# probably because it doesn't really matter
EDIT: like I said... it's better than the constant rehashing of utterly wanktastic bang-wagons that just won't die!

and if you're going to bitch about somebody posting two decent images in new threads, I propose telling people point blank when they've posted something that's utter toilet
(likeajackhammer, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Retorted!
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:51, archived)
# I'm not bitching about anything
I offered some friendly advice about avoiding multiple posts in case he did it again when it was busy and some people started swearing at him.
It's not like I deleted his thread and banned him.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:54, archived)
# BANISHED
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:56, archived)
#
which side should I be taking? who's harder?
(douggypledger, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:56, archived)
# HappyToast's the Mod.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:09, archived)
# so the answer is obviously Hubare's side
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:13, archived)
# YEAH!
Daaahhhn wiv du' ees-tab-lish-ment!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:20, archived)
# yes you did... I saw it with mine own eyes!
you threatened to have him on out the back of McDonalds, then bum him to death!

inexcusable!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:58, archived)
#
The thought of smelling burnt hair in a McDonalds car park is turning me on. Where do I sign?
(douggypledger, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:03, archived)
#
here
(likeajackhammer, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Why did I click?
After all these years I've learnt nuffin
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:44, archived)
# hahah, it's funny coz you tj'd this guy to defend him hahaha*


*not that funny
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:33, archived)
# totes! just like this related image right here
(likeajackhammer, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:34, archived)
# CAT: ME
MINE: MOGGY

No hang on, that's just confusing
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:35, archived)
# We don't see ourselves as others see us?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:26, archived)
# it works on so many levels...
two and counting :)
(likeajackhammer, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Hello, pearlsmidgen. Welcome to b3ta.
If you have any more pictures, it might be best to add them to this thread instead of starting a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:18, archived)
# nope, bollocks!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Always nice to see young anarchists taking up the mantle.
*ruffles hair*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:39, archived)
# top condescension, there!
that script got well-and-truly flipped (turned upside down, in fact)
(likeajackhammer, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:41, archived)
# See what you've gone and done?
It's all kicked off now........... sobs
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:39, archived)
# IT'S ALL GETTING A BIT VERY!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:40, archived)
#
I like the sound of this Hubare fellow.
(douggypledger, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Also, your choking hazard warning text might not stand up to today's stringent safety testing standards
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:49, archived)
# ha!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:50, archived)
# NOT ONLY HAS THIS USER SHIT ALL OVER THE FAQ AND BOARD ETIQUETTE
BUT THEY HAVE ALSO PRODUCED IMAGES CONTAINING HORRIFIC FLAWS WHICH SERIOUSLY UNDERMINE THE HUMOROUS CONTENT
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:02, archived)
#
me?
(douggypledger, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Note also the Internet Serious capitalisation, only to be deployed in emergencies
;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Well I like it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Nipples
Go Team GB!
(douggypledger, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Did you have to?

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:04, archived)
# WHOA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:06, archived)
# is this the nipolympics?
---if so the women would win every time---
(Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:08, archived)
# HEHE, "RING"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:08, archived)
# udder swine
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Ooooops.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Adblocked sorry.
Not really happy with other people seeing that at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:12, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:47, archived)
# Olympnips.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:12, archived)
# You know, when I said TITS OR GTFO, I was thinking more of ladypillows
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:13, archived)

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