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[challenge entry] WHAT?
(1.618..., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:29, archived)
# I bet japanese schoolgirls HATE you
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:29, archived)
# hah!
I see a 1, a 6 and another 1. where is the 8?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
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(1.618..., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:34, archived)
# I'd get that neck problem seen to, if phi were you...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:58, archived)
# "Hey, the spacesuit's in the wash", said Earthworm Jim
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Haha! I was seconds away :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:32, archived)
# ^ o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:27, archived)
# aha! very good
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:30, archived)
#
Your FP is quite wonderful btw
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:39, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:40, archived)
# ^ this, possibly my fave use of "Khaaaan!" ever
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:47, archived)
# ooh thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:54, archived)
# RDLI ULOU
(And this would have been worth its own thread)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:34, archived)
# I just can't tell any more :|
It's very LOL, TOAWBG too
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:42, archived)
# ahaha!! and ^this :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 23:26, archived)
# My eyes have now been conditioned to spot Rdlis everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 23:35, archived)
# RDLI-me-this, Batman! Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 23:46, archived)
# The Rdli of the Sphinx
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 23:49, archived)
# mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
a RDLI divey too, wouldn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 23:51, archived)
# this makes me chuckle :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 23:56, archived)
# I bet the ladies love you muffing them....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:31, archived)
# WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Ring-pull man
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:54, archived)
# Ha ha.
WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:55, archived)
# O_O
... tho not sure if you don't look more chocked than i'm

edit: also this before phi youtu.be/A5ZpEAoWNwA
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 23:24, archived)
# Oh my
clicks.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 0:30, archived)
# woah!!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 1:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! phatotis while ($hair < $clean) { lather; rinse; }, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:12, archived)
#
a
y ie

/pedantic cunt blog
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:14, archived)
# memorie?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:23, archived)
# iees!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:26, archived)
# All alone in the moonlight!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:30, archived)
# MacDonlds?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Sfe?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:26, archived)
# *fries
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:14, archived)
# *fries
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:15, archived)
# *lies
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:16, archived)
# *min's pys
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:21, archived)
# haha
That made me chuckle far more than it should. Ive never seen 'pies' spelled like that before, yet it makes sense in todays world of internet spelling decline.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:27, archived)
# It somehow looks like made-up medieval/ olde worlde style spelling to me.
See also: "Ye Olde Tradytional Blu-Raye Dyske Shoppe"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Pys on the Olympycks
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Ah, but are they officially sanctioned OLYMP*CS pies?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:59, archived)
# gah! missed the memo
and the algorithm
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 23:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 23:26, archived)
# Mind the pies
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 23:46, archived)
# I rather like the theme of Olympiss...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 17 Jul 2012, 0:02, archived)
# *pies
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:21, archived)
# -a -D -l +f +g -a -f +rt
-M +H -Frys +...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Mcondsfg srt Hemory...?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:54, archived)
# EXACTLY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:02, archived)
# A variation on a theme...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeds8qK6u8o
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:06, archived)
# w00t!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XUX4B0QAxI
*ALDI*
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:10, archived)
# \m/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:20, archived)
# ~%D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVpvYMoWq30
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:21, archived)
# I see what you did there.
Yay.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:45, archived)
# BRING IT ON LOCOG, YOU SHOWER OF COCKWADS

Probably bindun, but nuts to it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Damn those corporations, being all... corporationy!
What do you want? Olympics 2012 sponsored by Mick's fruit & Veg & occupy dalston? Budget £36.59?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:12, archived)
# I'd be less bothered by the crass sponsorship
if the fuckers were going to pay any UK tax on their profits
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:14, archived)
# I don't want the Olympics, really.
But if I did, it would be Aldi and warm offal all the way, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Sales of warm offal would skyrocket!
Also, i cant tell if i live at coca cola or cadbury
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:16, archived)
# I live at Cadbury.
Assuming Cadbury is Old Street. Is it?

Anyway, *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:20, archived)
# *waves
Im a pwetty Angel, meself.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:29, archived)
# The Bull for the win!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:36, archived)
# I dunno - bit too crowded in there for my likes. Bavarian beerhouse, Slim Jims & Wenlock & Essex 'for the win' for me!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 0:00, archived)
# Well, if you're down Bavarian Beerhouse way, you're pretty much in my house.
The Eagle. That's the shit right there.

Slim Jim's is good as well - though I resent the whole 'give us your bra for 3 free drinks' policy. I tried handing in my socks but they were having none of it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Don't really need any corporate sponsorship
since these corporations are not coughing up all that much compared to the taxpayer so the Limp Icks could be completely advert free and still run as efficiently as it probably will. Which isn't very.
(omally Lurkus Maximus, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:03, archived)
# Better yet
Don't have the games here. Let some other country that isn't a second-rate basket case waste their money on the games.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Ahaha
Totally clicked. I want to see LOCOG try to sue B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:13, archived)
# I don't want to see this
can't think why
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:14, archived)
# Aren't the servers hosted in the States? Is that not a defence?
If not, let's not have LOCOG sue B3ta, I quite like it here.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:16, archived)
# Ok, if it helps matters, I rescind my earlier 'shower of cockwads' statement and would like to alter it to 'rather pleasant, all round good eggs', if possible.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:19, archived)
# BRING IT ON LOCOG, YOU SHOWER OF RATHER PLEASANT, ALL-ROUND GOOD EGG COCKWADS
edit: also, i do really like this
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:20, archived)
# they are in the States
but I don't really want to spend the next year of my life begging for money online so I can pay for lawyers to defend us
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:19, archived)
# Hmm. Point taken
LOCOG, if you're reading this, we all think you're wonderfully good eggs, and I would further point out that the picture above which may have you concerned clearly only superficially resembles the O******s logo. I would also point to precedent in the case of Samsung vs Apple, in which it was ruled that Samsung haven't violated Apple's patents because their 'tablet' computer is "less cool" than Apple's, and argue that since the aforementioned picture is significantly cooler than your logo, no transgressions have taken place.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:23, archived)
# hahaha
'limp-icks
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:57, archived)
# So we're not going to have a "Rip the shit out of the olypics" compo then?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:18, archived)
# That seems to be happening unofficially this week anyway.
One reason why topical compos can be a bit boring, because the subject has normally been done to death by the time the Image Challenge Vote comes up.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:20, archived)
# That's why we should be voting SHEDS
SHEDS
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Fair point....
And up above is about the 5th time I'v misspelt Olympics as well, I'm not even going to edit this time....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:24, archived)
# I feel an ORLYPICS rebrand coming on.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:27, archived)
# Or limpets ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:29, archived)
# I would watch the living fuck out of the Limpet Olympics.
Even if Clare Balding was doing the commentary.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:37, archived)
# I vote for Kate Humble in a wet suit...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:41, archived)
# i vote for her not in a wet suit.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:58, archived)
# I think we did one didn't we?
also yeah, looks like you're all running your own unofficial one anyway
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:21, archived)
# I remember design a different mascot, but sometimes miss b3ta for weeks at a time....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:28, archived)
# 'Shop Wenlock and Mandeville
www.b3ta.com/challenge/olympicmascots/
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:02, archived)
# yeah, it was mascot
www.b3ta.com/board/10809163
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:02, archived)
# I want to see a Crudely Drawn Cock
in the opening ceremony.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Boris will be there surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:32, archived)
# That's very clever
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:13, archived)
# \o/
Edit: 400px this now!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:14, archived)
# Nicely done
It's works out like a 5-way non-connected Venn
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:14, archived)
# Oooh, that's quite well done, that!
What's better than sticking it to The Man? Sticking it to The Man via infographics.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:18, archived)
# Have a click
simply because this 'Olympic Spirit' is a load of bollocks

The ancient Greeks paused wars to participate at Olympia, and it's now funded by a group of multi-internationals claiming exclusive rights to promote their particular product or brand
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:21, archived)
# yes, this. click
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:24, archived)
# I travel on the glaxosmithk line
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Now that is a bloody masterpiece.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:41, archived)
# loving this
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Wow...!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:49, archived)
# My name is mediocre and I endorse this message.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Splendidness to the max
i expect it to go viral in 3... 2... 1...

NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:54, archived)
# Nice work
Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Beautiful.
(pahakyy, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Make some stickers
Would be good to see these on the tube
Have you got a bigger version?
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 23:23, archived)
# I don't but I quite easily could have.
It's mostly vector shapes and what have you.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:06, archived)
# fuck yeah!! awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 23:29, archived)
# :D deserves the fp for 'shower of cockwads' alone
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 0:56, archived)
# excellent!!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 1:05, archived)
# pea...
'Olympic
(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 4:07, archived)
# London Olympics
A waste of fucking money only of interest to the rich, poncey twats that supported the application. The same twats who think that selling off school sports grounds and destroying playing fields to build houses on is a "Good Thing"(tm).

We could have used that £10billion for something much more worthwhile, but then the money couldn't be siphoned off via tax havens to enrich the rich, poncey twats even more. e.g. selling off the "Olympic village" below cost. So much for a lasting legacy.

Letting junk food provenders sponsor the games? What? Are the athletes going to be sustained on fizzy pop and grease burgers? But I guess it's OK to promote obesity etc so long as you are raking it in. Hypocritical fuckers.

And football an Olympic sport? With the likes of Giggs playing? 1) Football is a shit game of which we have too much already. 2) Giggs et al should be barred from the games for being professionals.

Seriously. Fuck the games.

/rant.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:56, archived)
# it never ceases to amaze me how many football haters congregate here
football will improve the games no end, most of the rest of it truly is a pile of wank
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:04, archived)
# The answer is simple
Football is like a donner kebab; everywhere but anyone with half a brain avoids it.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:47, archived)
# I don't hate football, don't like it either.
The fact that the teams are made up of mostly people who could barely point out the city on a map before they play for them. Kissing the badge and then moving months later. The massive money market that is the transfer system, Russian oligarchs, US speculators etc. Ripping off people by changing the strip all the time so kids use pester power to extract more cash etc etc.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Football has been part of the Olympics for a long time
But this is the first time Great Britain has entered a team. This is why it appears like a new sport for the games. The media ignored it until we entered.
(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Don't worry, Subway is a healthy option.
All the athletes love a Subway.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:29, archived)
#
Utterly brilliant, already shown to my Anti-Lympic mates. ;)
(Azrael316 Fiss Plaps, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:15, archived)
#
I think the Summer Olympics are such an Albatross around the necks of taxpayers across the world, that they should be held permanantly in one location and other nations should subsidise this. Somewhere not too wet but not too warm with a great infrastructure. Don't know where that is...
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Unbelievably Brill
Very clever and sadly true!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:46, archived)
# yup
spot fucking on bruv
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:12, archived)
# Saw the petition and drew this
Petition: epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/1230 No creationism in state funded schools
Picture:
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:52, archived)
# At no point did we evolve feet then? BLASPHEMER! BURN THE SCIENCE-HERETIC!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:54, archived)
# but as you can see our common ancestors also didn't have feet
science remains
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:55, archived)
# also, stage 2 is Wayne Rooney
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:55, archived)
# I think stage 1 is more like him
or perhaps stage 1 is a younger, hairier and more youthfully optimistic Rooney, and stage 2 is how he looks now - balding, stockier and with the serious gaze of a man in the prime of his career. And the whole thing represents Rooney's life cycle, and he'll be fully human by the time he's 60.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Past 60, will he turn into a star-chld, and then back into single-celled organic matter?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Probably
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Back?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 0:21, archived)
# I like how the second one along has got a little stone age cornetto..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:58, archived)
# I think you'll find it's a calippo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:01, archived)
# It'll take some sucking whichever it is.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:04, archived)
# a line I use often
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:21, archived)
# The ice cream man must love you ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:30, archived)
# especially when I ask for crushed nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:32, archived)
# Just don't accept if he offers sauce...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:34, archived)
# he does a lovely plum coulis
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:39, archived)
# actually our ice-cream man is stone deaf
and he plays his fucking chimes at mega-ear splitting volume.

I don't know which fact is the cause of the other
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Shouts "I WANT A LOLLY GOBBLE CHOC BOMB"!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:10, archived)
# Walls shoud so make that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:33, archived)
# *salivates*
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 23:32, archived)
# no wai
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:01, archived)
# the second from the left looks like your self portrait :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:03, archived)
# Ha Ha...it sure does.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:08, archived)
# Excellent drawing!
I like evolution and science.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Too right.
It'd seem condescending to say their minds aren't developed enough for them to develop their own opinion on the world, but I do think established, tested and proved evidence of how the universe works, and how we as a species developed, isn't taught enough in schools.

I used to read a lot of books on the subject when I was a nipper, and would tell the others in my class about it all. I blew their minds. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:07, archived)
# To be absurdly hyperbolic, this fills me with extreme alarm
There is no way the basics of evolutionary theory are beyond a seven year old, same as the basics of literacy, numeracy and electronics are not beyond them. By the time you're in secondary school it's ridiculous to think people can't understand it. It boils down to "Does this mutation make it easier for someone to eat and find someone to fuck? Yes: mutation is favoured. No: mutation is disfavoured. And then we end up with giraffes and mice."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:20, archived)
# But then, but THEN,
if we start teaching children about animal breeding at such a tender age, they might get the wrong idea and all grow up to be zoophiliacs! And produce weird animal-human hybrids, which would be even more confusing! No, we have to tell them all the baby animals are delivered by storks until they're at least fourteen, otherwise they'll all be on farms trying to make their own baby sheep! You know what kids are like these days!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:25, archived)
#
clearly this is what should happen: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ983dbDrng
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Can't they put that camera on a fucking table or something?!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:01, archived)
# I know, I tried to find a better video
but it was taking too long. The only one that's half decent has about 30 seconds of pointless shite before it starts and is then subtitled in Spanish.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Fair enough
Worth the linkage anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 16 Jul 2012, 23:22, archived)
# I know right?
I admit, I'm no Kubrick, but I could think of a more sensible recording technique than this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:05, archived)
# WELL NEXT TIME I'LL UPLOAD MY OWN FUCKING DVD RIP RATHER THAN RELYING ON RANDOM MORONS ON YOUTUBE
Jesus. Honestly.



Edit: Wow.

"
Well, I'm not gonna "argue," but let me say this:

The Resurrection (where Jesus rose from the dead three days removed from his crucifixion) is just much a concretely proven historical event as the crucifixion itself.

Therefore, Christianity is valid. Period.
"

Yes, you've totally convinced me! The Resurrection is just as much a concretely proven historical event as the crucifixion itself! True, I've never seen any evidence that the crucifixion ever occurred, nor that Jesus ever existed - though that one's opening a massive can of worms because people don't seem to like to accept that there's zero evidence for him, absolutely zero - but that doesn't invalidate anything you said!

OK I'm going to shut up about this before I get into an argument with anyone :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Sorry! Don't hit! D:
I know it's not your fault. I went looking for a clip from the Simpsons which was either in German or contained a grand total of about 17 pixels. Was well gutted.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:09, archived)
# yo totally joking here man
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:10, archived)
# I know, I know. ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:19, archived)
# GOOD
CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Christmas is ruined
Thanks to YOU, Boris
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Christmas is all about Santa Claus!
South Park teaches me everything, and one thing it teaches me is that Christmas is about Santa. Even Jesus says so!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:13, archived)
# Nuh-uh, Christmas is ruined because of the Grinch.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:22, archived)
# but if you are never taught that before secondary school
and instead have fluffy hymns during infant school assembly and RE lessons once a week, it's unsurprising how a large percentage of the british population are slightly brainwashed in to the Christian belief system (or at least were being so up until I was about 13)

Hindsight is a wonderful thing, but never forget children are incredibly easy to mould if you only provide certain information
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Oh, I know that very well
I went to a C of E primary school myself. I'm meaning there's no physical reason seven year olds can't understand the basics of evolution - their brains are perfectly developed enough. Reality is a different thing :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:29, archived)
# indeed
was the moment you realised you had been pointlessly lied to as infuriating and enlightening as it was when I realised?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Actually, no, surprisingly
though in my early 20s I did go through a fairly typical period of strong anti-Christianity and went around the internet trying to convince hardline creationists that actually those of us studying cosmology *did* know more about it than them. I gave up when I found you just don't get anywhere talking with these idiots.

But I didn't seem to have a sudden, infuriating enlightenment. I just seemed to have a gentle slide into amused disbelief when I went through the Bible properly, reading it word for word. If more people did that we'd have fewer "Christians" in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:43, archived)
# absolutely, or at least I assume so
I probably had 7 years of subliminal "religious education" (quotation marks because it wasn't it was Christian brainwashing) but at no point recall reading from an actual bible.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:49, archived)
# I don't recall a single Bible being used at primary school
We were given Gideon's copies of the Gospels in an Assembly once but it wasn't even by the school and I don't know if the headteacher appreciated it. I also firmly believe that next to no Christians read the Bible - at best, they read the Gospels, which are a tiny fragment of the entire book - and pretend they've read the Epistles, but evidently haven't since they argue that Christianity is not anti-gay (it is; or at least it is if we're being told that Paul was divinely inspired) or anti-woman (it is; same reasons). And even those who have read the Epistles and somehow reconciled them with not being a total cunt argue that the Old Testament is irrelevant.

How is it irrelevant? If it's irrelevant, why is it two thirds of the Bible? And where in the OT does it ever say that the "Law" can be "fulfilled", and what the fuck does it mean to "fulfill" a Law in the first place? Christ openly contradicts himself when he talks about the Law, both saying it will never be overturned "until the Kingdom is come" (which it clearly isn't), and also saying that it's not important because only Christ is important. Because that doesn't sound big-headed.

Pah. PAH.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:02, archived)
# I agree with pretty much all of this
Particularly: "I gave up when I found you just don't get anywhere talking with these idiots."

Although I quite like it when Jehovah's Witnesses turn up, if I'm in a good mood sometimes I just chat to them, doing my best to keep the conversation light-hearted, which isn't that difficult really.

When some friends and myself read through a bit of Genesis (we wanted to write a parody: The Bad News Bible...probably bindun) we couldn't stop laughing, it just didn't make sense.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Should've carried on into Leviticus and Deuteronomy
Then you, too, could find a law that should still govern every Christian nation: if someone digs a hole and someone else's donkey falls into it, the first man should pay the second for a donkey. Also, don't fuck your mum. Or your sister. Or your cousin. But if your brother dies, God commands you to fuck your sister-in-law. And if someone's raped in a city, kill her, she should have shouted for help.

You might have fun going to the Skeptics Annotated Bible and meandering through the Absurdities section. There's some pretty absurd things in the Bible. One I quite like is somewhere there - a believer can drink poison without being poisoned. Next time someone's really irritating you, challenge them to drink arsenic. The Bible says they'll be fine!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:12, archived)
# I think I've figured out my next holiday reading material
Cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:45, archived)
# I met someone last year in university who'd never even heard of evolution. No shit.
But yeah, as a child, I'd get stuck into any book about the typical boy-wonder topics, such as space, dinosaurs, etc. My late uncle would lend me loads of books that explained all this on a more scientific level, which all in all, is much more awe-inspiring and wonderful than a dusty old concept with nothing to back it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:28, archived)
# my daughter gets a thorough lesson on facts v myths every now and again
to counter the enforced collective worship bullshit she gets in primary school
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:36, archived)
# Hopefully by the time I have kids (let's ballpark it, 10-15 years from now, maybe)
this shit would have been wiped completely off the slate, and schools might consider teaching kids, holy shit, FACTS.

And if that's not the case, I'd certainly teach him/her what I learned by getting out there and doing some fucking reading.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:47, archived)
# they are bound to have eradicated it within 15 years
after all they've only been teaching it for about 900 years in schools! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:57, archived)
# It's a long shot, I admit. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:01, archived)
# use a telescopic sight
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Might want to account for windage and the Earth's rotation too.
I mean, uhh...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:08, archived)
# It's very alarming
Then again I was a real nerd (guess what? still am) and would sit there reading through books that were basically children's science encyclopedias covering history and science. Same kind of thing as you, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Yeah, totally.
You say you went to a C of E primary school? Unfortunately so did I, and the libraries didn't have a single book covering basic astronomy, palaeontology or ancient biology. I'd have to bring in some of my uncle's books from home, from time to time. Sure, I did get a reputation of being a nerd (which followed me right through high school too), but I couldn't give less of a shit. I don't want to believe, I want to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:43, archived)
# My primary school was actually very good
They played down all the Christian stuff and while I don't remember being taught much astronomy or science (was anyone at primary school?) we did generally have a very good, broad education with so far as I can tell the minimum of Christian stuff. I wouldn't say it was secular but I think it was as non-pushy as any C of E school could be, even with the obligatory Church attendance once or twice a year, and the tedious "Let's all draw a picture of Jesus walking on the waves!" that you sometimes had. Actually the best primary school in the area - at least when I was there.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:46, archived)
# To my old school's credit, they did teach us about other religions, like Bhuddism, Judaism, etc.
Didn't really appreciate the whole assembly thing every week though.
I remember going to the headmaster to ask about a possible Halloween party of some kind, but he insisted it was a "Satanic holiday" and would be disallowed. What utter shit.

I do remember having a few teachers who didn't go for the whole religion thing either, and would discuss it with them, about the only part of primary school I enjoyed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:51, archived)
# I get the distinct impression that our headteacher didn't give too much of a toss about religion
Some of the teachers did but the headteacher seemed - well, not normal, I think she's probably one of the more eccentric people in the village, but at least very rational and inclined towards education rather than indoctrination. I think ours was one of the few primary schools in the area where even utter idiots came out able to read, write, more or less spell, and add up. I know that doesn't sound like much of a claim to fame, but it genuinely is.

I didn't mind Assembly every week. Pretend to sing a song, sit there not listening for twenty minutes or so, go into class. I honestly cannot remember what they were about. Maybe that's where all the religion stuff was dumped...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Most of the teachers seemed not to give a rat's arse; it was all about the job, I guess.
The supply teachers were something to behold though; some of the most bat-shit crazy, and in a way, scariest people you could ever hope to meet. I could see why they weren't proper teachers, I'll say that much.

Assembly wasn't *too* much of a hassle, but I just felt like I could have been doing other stuff in the time being, because I wasn't learning much about... well, anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:15, archived)
# You were learning how to deal with tedious meetings that are keeping you from doing anything else
Vital preparation for a working life.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:17, archived)
# I've fallen asleep at such meetings in college, etc.
I really didn't learn anything, did I?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:20, archived)
# No
Should've paid more attention. Or less. Whichever.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Whatever it was I did, I'll assume it worked. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:33, archived)
# Signed
religious cretins
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:07, archived)
# alright Jahled
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:26, archived)
# Gruffi!
Evening mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:30, archived)
# I did enjoy the little debate over that pic I posted on FB!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:33, archived)
# Me and my diseased brain
Edit: Oh that one. I stand by everything I said
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:44, archived)
# Kickballers v Troops
and my mate Kevin
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
Your mate Kev has a bit to learn about reality. The world is not a particularly pleasant place
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:16, archived)
# God took the last one's chin away.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:14, archived)
# he probably created a female mate for him from it
or a gay lover
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:15, archived)
# I particularly like the way that a petition about an important aspect of education
has such pisswankingly awful grammar.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Haha
I just went and looked at it - you're quite right. I'm not signing anything evidently written by an idiot, even if he is on my side on this.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:25, archived)
# hahaha, yes, better to be pedantic
than demand children aren't brainwashed
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Don't get me wrong, I'm all for keeping creationism out of schools
I'm also for stopping being so nice to the little darlings and forcing them to do some fucking work and learn something. Literature, languages, maths, physics, biology, chemistry, electronics - all of it vital, all of it horribly undertaught, and in my own field I can at least categorically say standards have slumped since at least 1990 (I got my GCSEs in 1996, I'm part of the failed generation too).

But to be honest I don't think signing e-petitions will get anywhere - if the Houses of Parliament do debate them, it's at a time when almost no-one is there and nothing is done; and if I sign a petition I'd rather it's at least been proof-read. Otherwise the irony of complaining about a lack of education in English that proves you neither know nor care about grammar is fairly self-defeating.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:32, archived)
# according the the creationist's definition of the word 'science'
rocket science implies that God made rockets fully formed around 1232 CE

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:24, archived)
# and besides
the phrase should really be rocket engineering or rocket technology



I'll get me coat
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:26, archived)
# what are you some kind of brain doctorer?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:28, archived)
# GOD MADE THE BRAIN
IT NEEDS NO INTERFERENCE FROM MERE MEN
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:31, archived)
# Yay, lully pic :)
I learnt all I needed to know about this subject from that Fatboy Slim video...
Less facetiously, I've always been astonished that schools are allowed to teach things that can't be proven - it's brainwashing on a very fundamental level. "Oh, but if we don't teach religion, what do we do if one of the children asks us how the universe began?"
Tell them 'We don't know.' How hard can it be?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:36, archived)
# what an incredibly badly written proposal
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:40, archived)
# which nicely proves there is no intelligent designer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:45, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:13, archived)
#
Brillant :O)
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:42, archived)
# obligagtory post about Dawkins in an evolution v creationism thread
www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2012/07/16/new-genus-of-south-asian-fish-named-after-richard-dawkins/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:05, archived)
# I am going to argue about this on Facebook
STAT!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:10, archived)
# nice pic, shame about the qotfw thread that came with it
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:13, archived)
# :(
I'm sorry. I'll shut up now.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:15, archived)
# haha :P
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:21, archived)
# London Olympics 2012, who gives a piss......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:14, archived)
# Pissin' hell!
He'd better finish quickly, LOCOG's bound to take away his freedom of expression...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:19, archived)
# We need more skinheads!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:20, archived)
# No. We really don't.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:23, archived)
# I agree we don't, it was just a joke :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:26, archived)
# More skinheads:
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:46, archived)
# There's only one Grant Mitchel.....:-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:55, archived)
# I sincerely hope that that logo is daubed on the back of a shed
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1672908
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Well that'll shed some light on the matter ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:21, archived)
# Got my vote.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Excellent
This has rapidly turned into my most clicked-on thing on B3ta ever, which speaks volumes for my skills at photo editing
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:00, archived)
# haha - I also clicked that comment :-)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:21, archived)
# not worth it's own thread, Cameron's snapped and is appearing on Channel 4's "Come dine with me" dressed as Thatcher
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:34, archived)
# That is genuinely frightening.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:38, archived)
# The food looks like it was good, judging by the empty plate.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:39, archived)
# empty SQUARE plate
What kind of idiot has square plates?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:45, archived)
# You should have watch room 101 the other night.....
Someone tried to put square plates in....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:46, archived)
# tried?
You mean they didn't go in? I'm glad I missed it, I would have been livid.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:47, archived)
# I don't know, I was pissed and can't remember...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:56, archived)
# I thought Room 101 wasn't on anymore...
or was this a repeat?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:09, archived)
# I'v caught it a couple of times latish at night, I don't think it's repeats....
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01bf1yg

Edit; that says Northern Ireland only, I have been watching it though, I think it's late night Friday or Saturday....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:13, archived)
# people who like square meals?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:53, archived)
# Glad to have you on board:
www.b3ta.com/board/10808353
They can't stop us taking in our full bladders!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Yay;-) tops up on extra liquid :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:54, archived)
# I give a piss, and a shit.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:00, archived)
# That's why you're so liked, your always giving that little bit extra....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:19, archived)
# Team EDL
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:22, archived)
# Enough energy for all the athletes !
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:29, archived)
# not on my chips, ta ;D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 23:35, archived)
# Don't worry, we're passed the halfway point now... :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:33, archived)
# The captain wouldn't have minded, but he brought that god awful half spoon stuff instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:35, archived)
# There's a story twist for you, Unwell Tintin gets all passive aggressive.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:37, archived)
# I can see Tintin doing a bit of gaslighting, yes...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Not quite what I meant, but a much more entertaining proposition all round.
Good show.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:55, archived)
# bikez 'n' gunz srz bznz
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:39, archived)
# He'll have a whale of a time
down Londis :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:51, archived)
# Tinhead's gonna buy the FUCK out of some sugar!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:40, archived)
# Haha that reminds me
taken out of context, this unshopped frame always makes me laugh:
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:52, archived)
# So he WASN'T talking about the old Tate Lyle kind?
I love Teesside Tin Tin whenever I can watch it. They all used to be on Youtube ages ago, but they're all gone now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:56, archived)
# Yeah, the usual copyright reasons, I guess...
Sod 'em, I want to hear about chicken parmos!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:09, archived)
# It's a bloody shame :( some of the funniest shit I've seen on Youtube.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:19, archived)
#
Umm....

www.youtube.com/results?search_query=teeside+tintin
(Twangy Rubber, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 23:18, archived)
# Hehe yes I remember that
Coke was actually a slang term for slaves IIRC
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:08, archived)
# That's the one!
I remember The Red Sea Sharks being the one I'd never recommend to a Tintin beginner... you needed to have read about half a dozen of the books before it to get all the references in that one book alone
cracking story though!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:44, archived)
# That sugar will be sorry it was ever on sale!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:11, archived)
# If he fucking loves shopping.... he'd fucking love buying a mars!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Hahaha
That didn't even cross my mind when writing the speech bubble - maybe there's hope for me yet??
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:20, archived)
# I think he fucking loves riding his bike as well ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:22, archived)
# when you're finished
upload the entire lot from first to last page. i hope they add up to a coherent storyline
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:21, archived)
# I may well do that
I tend to post them in a fairly random order though, but the last two in this 'series' are linked :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Good :)
Incoherence isn't an issue anyway. Only small minds are coherent.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Just DESPERATE to do some grocery shopping
with his emergency GUN
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Haha yes,
Other activities in town, such as paying rent, require lighter weaponry :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:38, archived)
# HAHA YES!
Can he take me shopping next time?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:10, archived)
# As long as you shop at Lakeside
He seems to say 'Thurrock' so regularly...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:40, archived)
# hahahaha
genuine crisp-spluttering lol
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 0:10, archived)
[challenge entry] I always wanted to be a self-righteous, knife-wielding, angry, territorial, graffiti artist.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:04, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:09, archived)
# You've succeeded.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:12, archived)
# Th-there was a test?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:45, archived)
# Who fucking cares? You passed!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Calm down...it's not real.
Nothing is real.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:58, archived)
# If nothing is real, that means you're not real, which means it would be utterly foolish to take any notice of what you say.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:02, archived)
# In fact...you should put me on 'ignore' just to be safe.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:11, archived)
# Hooray! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:58, archived)
# That shit graffiti made me cry too.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Souljacker can't get my soul
Okay, you can have my sweeties...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:13, archived)
# I thought he looked like Mark Everett in this too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:15, archived)
# I remember the album coming out a week after 9/11
awkward timing to be pictured dressed like that perhaps :/
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:22, archived)
# I went to see the Souljacker show
They were performing in orange Guantamano bay coveralls. Foreseeing.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:25, archived)
# Needs more beard gaps.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Atomic? More like A-chib-ic!
Im getting FIEND flashbacks
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:15, archived)
# Glad I'm not the only one.
I feel like I'm going to get shouted at in a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:17, archived)
# or someone will say something very bland and unfunny, prompting a response along the lines of
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:30, archived)
# Poor G****n :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:33, archived)
# 4 EVA IN R HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHARTZ
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Don't touch this wall.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:43, archived)
# Feeling a bit... er... stabby today, atomic?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:43, archived)
# Just trying to get my point across.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:45, archived)
# Top punnage, Tommy
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:51, archived)
# I haven't lost my edge, heh heh.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Very knife indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:55, archived)
# I must say that STAB STAB STAB STABBY STAB STAB CUT SLASH STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB KNIFE SHIV SHANK BLEED STAB STAB STAB all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Oh shit, he's off again! *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:58, archived)
# *dons shades*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:58, archived)
# ............52...53...54...55...56...........
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:00, archived)
# He'll chib you good!
You should work for the Miami Dade police
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:45, archived)
# But instead you turned out to be a hippy! ;-)
Nice piccy......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:16, archived)
# I just need some spray paint.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:27, archived)
# The brown spay paint that is circulating around us isn't too good. It is suggested that you stay away from that.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:37, archived)
# Will do.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:56, archived)
# He don't seem to like that cheese whiz...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:00, archived)
# ...too brown.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Stab... stab... stab...
You're very good at this compo
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:55, archived)
# I'm easy to draw.
Hair, glasses, beard, black clothes....that's it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:59, archived)
# And yet, naked and shaved you would be an illustrator's nightmare!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:21, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:59, archived)
# o hai Fiend
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:29, archived)
# GORDO! o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 17:43, archived)
# KELLOGG'S COCK FLAKES
(just noticed the emblem, top work!)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Bigmouth strikes a hen
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Now I know how Ian Woosnam felt.


Allow me to squeak this one in here.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:06, archived)
# Ponders which milkshake you'll be having....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:24, archived)
# Imagine living in Bod's world, where everyone had walking music.
Mine would probably be this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp3IGJJamwo
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:40, archived)
# What strange concoction of musical styles...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:50, archived)
# This is against choice, of course.
I'd probably get, I dunno, surgery or something, to get this instead.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWD7k6TrJ-g
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:56, archived)
# There's no music in that one ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:09, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Quick and Topical...


Click for bigger (134 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! HSDriver was probably still at work on, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 17:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 17:40, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 17:41, archived)
# hahahaha
splendidly done.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 17:44, archived)
# This about sums it up
We're world leaders at administrative failure!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Haha, spot on....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:26, archived)
# night all


I've pushed the OzShift a bit too far into the wee hours
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Happy Horsies
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Hahaha
They look so gleefully happy :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:00, archived)
# I wouldn't go so far as to say gleeful
but they certainly look optimistic
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:51, archived)
# they're having a lovely day!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 23:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Spazzaphant?
Pachybelm?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Patchyderm
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:23, archived)
# patchyderp?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:26, archived)
# \o/
Result.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Well played. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Do i win the speedboat?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:46, archived)
# And the Bendy Bully, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:49, archived)
#
Close
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:27, archived)
# I think
that is the first time I have been called a Bumpy Mong. But if the cap fits...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 17:25, archived)
#
cap

crash helmet
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Am I the only one who sees Spiny Norman?
DINSDALE!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Almost certainly.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:37, archived)
# He's over there!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:08, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:34, archived)
# He see he suffers from what medical experts like to label as;
Testicle chin. Makes sneezing very messy and embarrassing.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Trunkblock
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:40, archived)
# This reminds me of fuzzy felt
fuzzy felt was ace
so have a woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Ta
he always reminded me of fuzzy felt too.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 17:08, archived)
# ELMER!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:38, archived)
# Huh!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Is that Will Young?
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Blimey.
That's really well done.
Clever Ninj.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Cheers Moleypoo
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Life is like a box of ninjas
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:48, archived)
# You never know when they're going to strike?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:07, archived)
# No you're thinking of your electricity
board shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Blimey. That's spooky.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Ta Baz!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:26, archived)
# that's nicely done Ninj
*clickin'*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 17:44, archived)
# Cheers Elvis!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:26, archived)
#


Click for bigger (172 kb)
(sawfish, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:29, archived)
# I like Grayson's recent tapestries.
There. I've said it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Something something lager something something chips...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Is that the Olympics opening ceremony?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Oh no, the opening ceremony's going to be amazing. They've got a farm with a real donkey and everything.
the opening ceremony's going to be amazing. They've got a farm with a real donkey and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:30, archived)
# hahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:31, archived)
# This is just the begining, or the "Foreplay" as Boris likes to call it.
He's psyching himself up for a go on the Queen in front of the crowds.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Haha
When you fear you can't top the Beijing Opening Ceremony then you've got to bring out the big guns.
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:52, archived)
# proper barlols :D
(I helped save b3ta! downward is avoiding human contact since, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:14, archived)
# hahaha, harder!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Oh christ!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:28, archived)
# *refreshes*
AHHHHH!!! Look at those 'try-and-resist-me' eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Boz
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Go Moley!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Oi you!
This isn't a self-portrait!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Oh no, no Moley. I know sweetchunks!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:41, archived)
# That's Boris Johnson's head glued onto my body.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
Tish tish ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Sassy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:37, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 17:45, archived)
# sexy
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:14, archived)
# Is that Joel?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:14, archived)
# Oooorrrrggggghhh...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 7:20, archived)
[challenge entry] I actually look fuck all like this


Click for bigger (134 kb)
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:00, archived)
# have you got gills in your jacket?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Aw man I'd love a water-breathing jacket.
I'd still drown, of course, but the jacket would be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:14, archived)
# It's made from a shark.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Mmm, sandpapery.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:16, archived)
# A smoking (mackerel) jacket
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Very e-fish-ient.
I... I'm sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:22, archived)
# This is neither the time nor the plaice for jokes like that
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:22, archived)
# I wouldn't bream of it, to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Hake it outside, you two.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Try not to krill each other out there
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Such a debate serves no porpoise.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:35, archived)
# *not a fish siren*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Siren... get it?
What do you mean no?
FUCK YOU ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Oh carp, of course!
And I imagine you mean the mythical ladies who would sing to woo sailors onto rocks and then they killed them or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:42, archived)
# The half-fishy ladies, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Why not, I'm having a whale of a time
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:25, archived)
# A whale's a mammal: Disqualified!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Whatever, Same thing... ish
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Orca'd!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:28, archived)
# SHRAK JCKAT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:27, archived)
#
I love Shrak Jckat
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:33, archived)
# I see what you've done here
*not really
Edit: did you do this uncropped bigger version? images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120115100033/gtawiki/images/8/8c/8bf3e56336bd.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Thought so.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:38, archived)
# No
Me* being thick as shit, only just noticed that i uploaded the wrong image. cant really do it now on account of being in work

*Twunt
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:13, archived)
# I'm liking this
I love a bit of comic-book style :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Nice, Grand Theft style
Just gave me an idea, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Nice....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:27, archived)
# A very English reaction to oppressive Olympic sponsorship behaviour
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:59, archived)
# can i play the olympic flange games?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:02, archived)
# The more people taking the piss, the better as far as I'm concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:10, archived)
# you can take that olympic logo down for starters
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:12, archived)
# What olympic logo?
I think you'll find the olympic logo has three rings on the top and two on the bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:15, archived)
# by stating they are "rings" you've just blown the whole court case
that's 20 years afinkawan faces now you fool
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:18, archived)
# All I've done is describe the olympic logo, and state that I cannot see the olympic logo in his picture.
*glances at lawyer*
I in no way stated or implied that rings of any form exist within afinkawan's completely non-litigious image.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:20, archived)
# He does however use the word "Olympic"
so he's fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Ah but if you were close enough to read the small print
you'd see that I'd quoted my source - the Oxford English Dictionary.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:36, archived)
# I know I'm late replying
Surely you use the patented "John Terry" move.
It was just sarcasm and banter, m'lud
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:28, archived)
# its the plastic packaging off a beer multipack, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:27, archived)
# I believe you mean Heniken multipack,
official beer of the etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:33, archived)
# i suppose its better than budweiser
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Panda Pops ftw :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Hurrah
for tiny bottles of fluorescent fizz!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:30, archived)
# hahahaha
Should've used the Goatse logo?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
Sacksy tiem...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Fuck you Wenlock and Mandleson, I'll fucking cut ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Yay ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:41, archived)
# feeling the pinch
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:55, archived)
# blimey - nice work
youre getting a right old E Dubya!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:03, archived)
# hahaha, high praise indeed!
still got a long way to go, though
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:08, archived)
# that's reet good that is
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:05, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Poor Skint.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:06, archived)
# a fistful of fuck all
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Skint Tightwad
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:50, archived)
# hahaha, very good
at least he can still afford the cigars!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:09, archived)
# nah, that's the same one he's had in since the smug times :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:11, archived)
# For a Few Dollars Less
That's very good Hammy
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:20, archived)
# thanks missy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
Poor old Clint.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:28, archived)
# he aint got a pot to piss in
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:01, archived)
#
Nice job :O)
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:53, archived)
# \o
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:03, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:05, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:14, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:41, archived)
# Triple woo from me!
and a click
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Found my new kitten attacking my trainer this morning
Definitely something of the Alien3 poster about it, so I did think:

(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:47, archived)
# In hi-tops no one can hear you scream.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:48, archived)
# yay...stupid cats
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:51, archived)
# i endorse this message
woo
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Bless :)
Picked a bad day to quit huffing trainers.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:55, archived)
# helps
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:56, archived)
# CaC, but this is very good!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Let's dispense with the whole [Term Of Your Choice]aC thing shall we?
Irritates the hell out of me over on /links - no need for it to contaminate this board too!

:o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:10, archived)
# ^this^
a lot of people have a problem with flan, fuck and co, but they don't start each post with acronyms
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:13, archived)
# FF&CaC
sorry ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:16, archived)
# I just thought they
were all Command And Conquer game fans?
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Oh god yes this.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:17, archived)
# 'Scuse my ignorance,
what is this [Term Of Your Choice]aC you speak of?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:32, archived)
#
#CaC

see also: b3ta.com/search/links?q=%23CaC
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:41, archived)
# [Term Of Your Choice]aC
[Term Of Your Choice] are Cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Ahhhh, thanks both.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Take off and deodorise the place from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:07, archived)
# In trainers no cat can find cream
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Haha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Haha
Brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:19, archived)
# haha!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Despite all my rage...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:02, archived)
# smashin' :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:18, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:01, archived)
# BOOM
headshot
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:53, archived)
# YEAH! In super slow-mo.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Lully!
Love the texture work on the shredded sections.

From last wek's compo

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:53, archived)
# \o/ Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Somehow reminds me of this -
found today on a Dutch market site (not my work...)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:28, archived)
# What a beauty!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:37, archived)
# I thought that was an eyeball
until I scrolled down and saw the neck
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:37, archived)
# How many tuba players does it take to change a lightbulb?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:48, archived)
# The real question is
How many lightbulbs can I break with the top of my Sousaphone?





Answer: Many!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Thanks. I had been wondering about that.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:54, archived)
# This is probably the best one I "killed"
Vesuvio's in San Francisco
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Did you get a shock?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:07, archived)
# No - just some falling glass bits...
Fiberglass Sousaphone is not conductive. ( I also have a brass one but I don't use it in parades much.)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:31, archived)
# I've been there! o/'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:08, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Star Wars!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Noice!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Thoinks!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Nicely.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:41, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Looks like the Empire are having a laugh there....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:45, archived)
# ...He who laughs last...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:49, archived)

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