This little fella looks worried!
If only he'd made the same mistake this chap made...
I like thisthough the main font troubles me more than it should. I should get round posting the Mr Men pic I've been meaning to finish for some time.
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:14,
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HahaThis could well FP
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:19,
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I like these very much.
Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:33,
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GIRL FAILS! this guy really gets into it, First photo I have ever listed here.
Click for bigger (118 kb)
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Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:21,
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Click for bigger (118 kb)
Edit: sorry I assumed this was a found image not something that you made yourself...... Carry on!
Did she forget her kit and have to do it in her pants?
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:26,
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Blimey, if those aren't her pants then they must be like dental floss.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:35,
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Minty fresh?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:57,
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oops I loaded it twice, ok,just got off a 47 hour shift loading oil cars so I might have listed this twice.
The guys gamer tag is dmnsword.
He is a regular comedian at work, has loads of followers locally, I figured it was time to embarrass him world wide lol.
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Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:25,
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The guys gamer tag is dmnsword.
He is a regular comedian at work, has loads of followers locally, I figured it was time to embarrass him world wide lol.
It's best to post your own work here on mainboardlinks board is better suited for things you've found/are made by other people.
Don't delete this one though, people get upset when you remove their comments
(Don't delete this one though, people get upset when you remove their comments
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:27,
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1: Sorry to dissappoint you dude but this is not the whole world. There's like 5 of us on here these days2: What are oil cars?
3: Gamer tag? What use is this to me?
(3: Gamer tag? What use is this to me?
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:08,
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I bet oil cars are very festive, especially at night
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:53,
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I see you didn't make this yourself
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:33,
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fuck is not a nice place to be inbut sometimes you have to man up and get to it
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Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:01,
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i was thinking of that pic when i made iti grabbed it from this www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcJhijTI1Ps
looks fooking class.
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Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:02,
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looks fooking class.
Go worry your cattleAlso, if he thinks girls are so rubbish why has he grown his hair like one?
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:22,
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Haha!Nicely
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:09,
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And a couple of drain pics from weekend 
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:22,
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Why am I not surprised at you letting Mario dip into your shit-pipe?
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:24,
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I was Mariothe drains needed plumbing
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:28,
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What's that smell?...Oh, Paul P's here....Ha ha...get it?...Paul (Pees) here!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:28,
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hahaha thought you were kiddingdid you hire that outfit ? every fancy dress costume I've hired always smells of shit. Now I know why
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:29,
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I had to buy it you just don't know what the last person that used it got up to
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:31,
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Well, to all intents and purposes...Just Photoshop-bereft & Twitternapped.
So yes, quite dead, thank you.
(So yes, quite dead, thank you.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:27,
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Sorry to TJ bit I've just realised I missed my 10th b3taday yesterday :(
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Victor Meldrew,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 18:19,
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Too late.Try again in 9 years, 11 months and 30 days.
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4Q just lurking,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:00,
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awwwwh, ten years and no one cares
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:43,
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So I take it this tumblr has already been up?(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 18:39,
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I read that as "Mofaha" running away from things.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:05,
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Me too, but we both know he's too fat to run.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:47,
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Hull >>>
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:06,
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Also: Mobot
Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:06,
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Cool for muthafuckin' cats!Love the drummer :)
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:01,
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They're all pale white katz.The lead singer's name is "dog" because he has a big nose.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:13,
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That's where my confusion arose!Wont happen again.
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Willmot laid a scotch egg,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:29,
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Speaking of yiffs and riffs.Are the yiffers still around? I flinched and ignored them and it's making me uncomfortable to think of them writhing around unseen in the woodwork.
( Willmot laid a scotch egg,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:32,
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It's a David Essex number, isn't it?I'm right aren't I? Aren't I? Tell me I'm right - because I'm right.
Love the gleam on the guitar and the mic stand.
(Love the gleam on the guitar and the mic stand.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:03,
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is it a song about how shit zebras are ? Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:06,
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The Beastie Cats did that one.........
........................."NO SLEEP 'TIL ZEBRA"
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:08,
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Kind of sad,as Team Gibb is now basically Barry.
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Smallbrainfield,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:37,
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MAURICEMAURIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'M COMING SHAKA!!!
(I'M COMING SHAKA!!!
gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:44,
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Very good!He looks like he's advertising British Gas or something with that hair...
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:02,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: The Olympics"){kind=small}
Run, Mo, run!
Despite myself, I've really enjoyed the Olympics. Mo Farah's performances made me very happy. But his victory face is a gift.
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:20,
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Cut using Microsoft Paint: Michael J. Fox edition.
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undergroundmonkey Kernt,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:39,
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I know.It's quick and very, very shoddy. Meh. I'll tidy it up later if I get a chance, and repost.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:44,
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Ha ha! Also all that running must make him hungry...
(Edit: Thanks for the cutout Enzyme!)
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Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:28,
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(Edit: Thanks for the cutout Enzyme!)
using his loaf ! have some Hill hilarity
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:05,
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Cheers!
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:07,
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Ouch!I too liked the Olympics and it's all about the 'Legacy' now. I think the cyclists have it covered.
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Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:31,
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Cool!At some point, I shall head off to the Olympic park to have a proper look around at the permanent buildings. I was there yesterday, but they chucked everyone out at 2:30, so I didn't get a lot of time to have a proper explore.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:33,
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*sniff* - it's all a bit sad now it's overand it feels like, well that's that. But do support the Paralolpics (masterfully coined by taters down there!) - I have a disabled lad and I'd like to think London can be nice and supportive for a couple more weeks.
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Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:41,
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I have to admit, I struggle with the idea of the Paralympics.It seems to me to suffer from being caught in a dilemma about what it's for.
One possibility is that it's there to give an opportunity to compete to people who wouldn't normally have a chance. But, if that's the motivation, then it looks horribly patronising - as though a whole event has been invented purely for the sake of giving prizes to people who wouldn't normally get them. And, of course, reasoning like that also faces the objection that most able-bodied people wouldn't have a chance against those who, by a quirk of genetics, happen to have a physical capacity for running, jumping, or whatever, that the majority lacks; so why not have a third competition for average sorts? If this is absurd, and I contend that it is, there's a problem.
So that can't be it. The other alternative is that the sports in the paralympics are disciplines in their own right, in which people can excel just as they could in any other discipline. Thus, just as some people are great runners, others are great wheelchair-racers; as some are great basketballers, others have an amazing talent for partially-sighted basketball, and so on. Each requires a particular skill or set of skills; and a person who excels in those skills is worthy of admiration. But while that seems satisfying in one way, it raises the question of why an able-bodied person can't compete in wheelchair racing, or why they can't use a blindfold to emulate impaired vision. The rules don't allow that. And for as long as they don't allow it, I can't help but to wonder if the paralympics is vulnerable to the objection that it's patronising.
Maybe I've missed something important - but I've been thinking about this for about 8 years, and I can't see what it might be.
(One possibility is that it's there to give an opportunity to compete to people who wouldn't normally have a chance. But, if that's the motivation, then it looks horribly patronising - as though a whole event has been invented purely for the sake of giving prizes to people who wouldn't normally get them. And, of course, reasoning like that also faces the objection that most able-bodied people wouldn't have a chance against those who, by a quirk of genetics, happen to have a physical capacity for running, jumping, or whatever, that the majority lacks; so why not have a third competition for average sorts? If this is absurd, and I contend that it is, there's a problem.
So that can't be it. The other alternative is that the sports in the paralympics are disciplines in their own right, in which people can excel just as they could in any other discipline. Thus, just as some people are great runners, others are great wheelchair-racers; as some are great basketballers, others have an amazing talent for partially-sighted basketball, and so on. Each requires a particular skill or set of skills; and a person who excels in those skills is worthy of admiration. But while that seems satisfying in one way, it raises the question of why an able-bodied person can't compete in wheelchair racing, or why they can't use a blindfold to emulate impaired vision. The rules don't allow that. And for as long as they don't allow it, I can't help but to wonder if the paralympics is vulnerable to the objection that it's patronising.
Maybe I've missed something important - but I've been thinking about this for about 8 years, and I can't see what it might be.
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:52,
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See your point but isn't itworth doing just because participants and spectators enjoy it?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:58,
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For sure.And that's kind of my point.
Why have a separate competition? Why not integrate at least some of the sports into the mainstream? And why are able-bodied people not allowed to compete? If someone is fast at pushing a wheelchair, why should the fact that he or she can walk make the slightest difference to whether or not that's an admirable thing that we'd want to reward with medals? If it is, it is; if it ain't, it ain't... just as with any other sport.
(Why have a separate competition? Why not integrate at least some of the sports into the mainstream? And why are able-bodied people not allowed to compete? If someone is fast at pushing a wheelchair, why should the fact that he or she can walk make the slightest difference to whether or not that's an admirable thing that we'd want to reward with medals? If it is, it is; if it ain't, it ain't... just as with any other sport.
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:03,
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One reason could be logistics.I'd like to see the events combined, but I imagine the organizers have to take into account the needs of the athletes, which in many cases are different to those of able-bodied athletes. It's a tricky one though - if Pistorius can run in the 400m, then why not able-bodied people in wheelchair events?
It's worth enjoying though because GB usually win a shed-load of medals!
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Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:10,
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It's worth enjoying though because GB usually win a shed-load of medals!
Is the dude with the springs running again in the paralympics as well?If so that's slightly unfair.
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Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:16,
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Not sure.As to the fairness: I'm not sure it's unfair. But it does raise interesting questions about the nature of the sport in which he was competing. I'm writing a chapter that touches on this right now.
Writing it ironically slowly, given the topic.
(Writing it ironically slowly, given the topic.
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:29,
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Surely he's at a slight advantage that he's already used to the track conditions and that.Oh and he knows the good places to eat in London.
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Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:49,
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Good question,I don't actually know *goes to check*. Yes he is. He's expected to win a ton of golds.
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Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:33,
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Really? I seem to remember that someone was banned from doing both.I don't see why this is allowed
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:44,
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Dude's got no legs. He's disabled. Being quick enough to compete in the able bodied olympics doesn't change that.I don't see why it shouldn't be allowed.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:02,
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If I had Steve Austin's legs I would win every race.The race is to see who is the fastest human being over that distance on that day.
Those legs aren't human.
(Those legs aren't human.
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:19,
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It all depends on whether the swishy blade legs give an advantage or not.If he's been allowed to compete in the able bodied events, then the decision has been made that they don't.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:22,
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If Kobe Bryant turned up at the partially sighted basketball, as a player, wearing a blindfoldhe would be told to fuck right off.
I still don't see why this is allowed.
(I still don't see why this is allowed.
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:29,
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Because the prerequisite of being in the paralympics is a disability.To be in the olympics you just need to be good. There's no prerequisite to be able-bodied.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:47,
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They have men's events.Is it condescending to have separate women's events? You're right, it's a difficult one.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:12,
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That's something else I've been thinking about.Because exactly the same could be said about sex-segregated events.
If what we want is a demonstration of being fast, strong, high, or whatever, then it's not obvious why the sex of the fast, strong, or high person should matter. Though, of course, this would mean that in many, if not most, events, men would dominate. Women might still be able to compete and have a reasonable chance of winning in some sports, but not as many. Maybe most sport just is essentially sexist in a way that, say, mathematics isn't*.
If that's unacceptable, then there must be something else we want from sport. But then the question is raised about what it is that people value about sport if its not a display of strength, speed, or whatever. Answering that would perhaps help us answer the questions about paralympics, too. There's a range of candidate answers, but each brings its own questions.
Note, too, that Pistorius and Semenya have, in their own ways, already contributed to blurring the line between mainstream and para-sport, and male and female sport. We know that a lot of people have a different sexual phenotype to what their genomes would suggest - the human body is a strange thing. It could be that our traditional easy distinction of sexes is in trouble anyway for wholly biological reasons.
tl;dr version: the philosophy of sport is trickier than I thought.
*By which I mean the subject in itself, not the way the academy or wider culture handles it, which may well be highly sexist.
(If what we want is a demonstration of being fast, strong, high, or whatever, then it's not obvious why the sex of the fast, strong, or high person should matter. Though, of course, this would mean that in many, if not most, events, men would dominate. Women might still be able to compete and have a reasonable chance of winning in some sports, but not as many. Maybe most sport just is essentially sexist in a way that, say, mathematics isn't*.
If that's unacceptable, then there must be something else we want from sport. But then the question is raised about what it is that people value about sport if its not a display of strength, speed, or whatever. Answering that would perhaps help us answer the questions about paralympics, too. There's a range of candidate answers, but each brings its own questions.
Note, too, that Pistorius and Semenya have, in their own ways, already contributed to blurring the line between mainstream and para-sport, and male and female sport. We know that a lot of people have a different sexual phenotype to what their genomes would suggest - the human body is a strange thing. It could be that our traditional easy distinction of sexes is in trouble anyway for wholly biological reasons.
tl;dr version: the philosophy of sport is trickier than I thought.
*By which I mean the subject in itself, not the way the academy or wider culture handles it, which may well be highly sexist.
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:25,
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I'm guessing it's because it's a focal point for disabled sportspeople to work towards,same as the one for able-bodied people. It's not patronising to the competitors if they're doing it for themselves, is it? Nobody is saying to them, here, have this event because we feel sorry for you.
Able bodied wheelchair racers probably wouldn't stand a fucking chance against the paralympic wheelchair racers. For a start, they're lighter and second their main method of perambulation is their arms. It might be a laugh to let a few of them try...
(Able bodied wheelchair racers probably wouldn't stand a fucking chance against the paralympic wheelchair racers. For a start, they're lighter and second their main method of perambulation is their arms. It might be a laugh to let a few of them try...
Smallbrainfield,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:10,
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"they're lighter"Hull for you my boy!
( edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:14,
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You get the feeling that the rowers would do well at that.Reminds me of Douglas Bader - one of the reasons he was so good as a pilot was that he could take much higher G loadings on account of not having legs for the blood to drain into, so he could turn tighter without blacking out.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:14,
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Is that so?Blimey: that's nifty!
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:26,
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Rowers use their legs when rowingbut the wheelchair pushing stroke is quite different to the rowing stroke. I don't think the muscle groups they use in rowing would be right.
( Smallbrainfield,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:36,
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^ thisThey use completely different techniques and muscle groups
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:41,
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I think you're right about able-bodied racers.They probably would be annihilated in competition.
Wouldn't it be possible for just one competition to provide a focal point, though? It might even be more of a focal point, inasmuch as that - like it or not - a lot of people do see the Paras as second-best. Full integration would quite possibly raise the profile.
(Wouldn't it be possible for just one competition to provide a focal point, though? It might even be more of a focal point, inasmuch as that - like it or not - a lot of people do see the Paras as second-best. Full integration would quite possibly raise the profile.
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:15,
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I'm sure it's been done onTV. Didn't C4 do a show with able bodied versus paralympics athletes in Beijing?
( Smallbrainfield,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:18,
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Oooh - I don't know.I'll have a rummage. I've been meaning to write a paper on this for years anyway...
:)
(:)
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:27,
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i think you have to look back at the origins of the paralympic gamesand at how those physically disabled from injury were treated at the time, there's a BBC dramatisation about it coming on the tellybox soon.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:47,
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To add to the 'Feck' (ballsed up diving) and 'Stombolova' (tripped on hurdles) I just came across'female' shot-putter disqualified for doping:
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/olympics/19242736
(www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/olympics/19242736
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:46,
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Fucking hell! You came across that?You're really not fussy are you? :P
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:51,
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Never realised I had a thing for Brendan Gleeson before..."Ah Ms Ostapchuk, if you could just go behind the screen and fill this sample bottle..."
"...And I can't help noticing you didn't need the funnel there."
("...And I can't help noticing you didn't need the funnel there."
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:16,
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i see they've busted jim davidsons time travelling antics then.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:57,
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hahahahahe's about to do the McDonalds logo again isn't he?
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Q4nobody,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:13,
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This is wonderful and will be displayed proudly on my facebook page.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:22,
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You can never get a proper signal with those Orange animal packages
They cut it out now, slap a blue screen over it. I liked the soothing hiss of the universe :(
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:58,
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Digital - Ceefax Bangfacing on PCP with a Skrillex sountrack - just isn't the same.
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Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:08,
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wouldn't the lions be thinking 'what the hell is a tiger doing in Africa'?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:17,
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At least they're not thinking "dinner"and in their confusion, the zebra's gone!
( Q4nobody,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:28,
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is that how you manages to get Mrs Q bra from her?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:42,
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hahahacould you put it in a hermetically sealed bag and send it to my Tokyo address?
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:21,
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Off my back, surely?I like being a pedant!
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:21,
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How to make a zebra
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:02,
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Nice quagmire nod from the lion taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:14,
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"The Eye of the Lion" giggety Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:19,
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Hahahahathat's brill
kerliks
(kerliks
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:55,
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half a molooks like a snooker ball
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:57,
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That is more like a Mo-teaser..... now where did I put my coat....
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Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:00,
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Hello MoMo, there's a film called racing stripes about a zebra that runs in horse races i assume, i haven't seen it. Mo, Could you imagine that zebra running along with renton and spud from trainspotting as if they had just shoplifted it the zebra which, being a massive barcode, had set off the alarm? Could you imagine how beautiful it would be, Mo?
(,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:58,
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Did he score a running and jumping thing?Lully :)
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:05,
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Sorry man, there were no servicable beermats on Saturday nightand Sunday I was elbow-deep in barbecue.
( Smallbrainfield,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:23,
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No matter, your work here is done Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:28,
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTop stuff, Brains. I miss the 'lympix as well. BBC1 is all normal again
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:12,
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huzzah - another beltaBolt doing the mobot was a nice touch
( charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:12,
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You've made him look more normaler :) Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:01,
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HahahaThis caused some noise to come out of my mouth spontaneously. I think it's called laughter, Yay Mo!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:25,
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* Acacia estrophiolata, Southern ironwood
* Androstachys johnsonii, Lebombo ironwood
* Carpinus caroliniana, American hornbeam
* Casuarina equisetifolia, Common ironwood from Australia
* Casuarinaceae (she-oaks) in general
* Chionanthus foveolatus , Pock ironwood from South Africa
* Choricarpia subargentea, Giant ironwood
* Copaifera spp., Diesel Tree, Kerosene Tree, Kupa'y, Cabismo, or Copaúva
* Diospyros blancoi, Mabolo, Velvet Apple, or Kamagong native to the Philippines
* Erythrophleum chlorostachys, Cooktown ironwood from Australia.
* Eusideroxylon zwageri, Borneo ironwood
* Guaiacum officinale, Lignum vitae
* Guaiacum sanctum, Holywood
* Holodiscus discolor, Creambrush
* Hopea odorata, White thingan, Ceylon or Malabar ironwood
* Krugiodendron ferreum, Black Ironwood
* Lophira alata, Red ironwood
* Lyonothamnus floribundus, Lyon tree
* Mesua ferrea, Rose chestnut or Ceylon ironwood or Nahar
* Nestegis apetala, Coastal maire, Broad-leaved maire or Ironwood
* Olea spp., Various olive trees
* Olneya tesota, Desert ironwood
* Ostrya virginiana, Hop hornbeam
* Parrotia persica, Persian ironwood
* Tabebuia serratifolia, Yellow poui
* Vepris lanceolata, The White ironwood tree of South Africa
* Xanthostemon verdugonianus, Philippine Ironwood or Mangkono, endemic to the Philippines
(* Androstachys johnsonii, Lebombo ironwood
* Carpinus caroliniana, American hornbeam
* Casuarina equisetifolia, Common ironwood from Australia
* Casuarinaceae (she-oaks) in general
* Chionanthus foveolatus , Pock ironwood from South Africa
* Choricarpia subargentea, Giant ironwood
* Copaifera spp., Diesel Tree, Kerosene Tree, Kupa'y, Cabismo, or Copaúva
* Diospyros blancoi, Mabolo, Velvet Apple, or Kamagong native to the Philippines
* Erythrophleum chlorostachys, Cooktown ironwood from Australia.
* Eusideroxylon zwageri, Borneo ironwood
* Guaiacum officinale, Lignum vitae
* Guaiacum sanctum, Holywood
* Holodiscus discolor, Creambrush
* Hopea odorata, White thingan, Ceylon or Malabar ironwood
* Krugiodendron ferreum, Black Ironwood
* Lophira alata, Red ironwood
* Lyonothamnus floribundus, Lyon tree
* Mesua ferrea, Rose chestnut or Ceylon ironwood or Nahar
* Nestegis apetala, Coastal maire, Broad-leaved maire or Ironwood
* Olea spp., Various olive trees
* Olneya tesota, Desert ironwood
* Ostrya virginiana, Hop hornbeam
* Parrotia persica, Persian ironwood
* Tabebuia serratifolia, Yellow poui
* Vepris lanceolata, The White ironwood tree of South Africa
* Xanthostemon verdugonianus, Philippine Ironwood or Mangkono, endemic to the Philippines
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:55,
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And ironically Hornbeam is a popular name amongst sea captains Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:09,
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Most sailors couldn't swim.So it was pretty appropriate.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:36,
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i'm pretty sure i can detect a trace of a nipple there D:
(
arrangedletters,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:52,
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no, that's her belly buttonher nipples would be either side of that
(
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:59,
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Oh texture and size although I've heard she smells of swarfega.
i'm not sure why but the idea of nipples smelling like hobnobs has really disgusted me
( arrangedletters,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:21,
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What's up with you man!?Rather that than the smell of Farleys Rusks.
(,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:23,
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hahaha - boots still on, too. What a kinky bitchlove the googly eyes
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:13,
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partly inspired by Moggy's version
I should have used some marmalade
(I should have used some marmalade
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:20,
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Paddington goth JJ skunktits? taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:41,
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I didn't catch her full namethe semi nakedness inspired the bad bear pun
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:47,
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I liked the re-enactment of Ghostbusters last night!
..but I'm not sure what it had to do with the Olympics... :(
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:19,
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I've had zero interest from start to finishpile o' crap
( Elvis impersonator,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:25,
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I dunno, I liked the bit when she floats above the bed.Also the scene in the library when all the books go flying around
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:29,
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and that bit with the crucifix...livened it up a bit
( Elvis impersonator,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:31,
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No you're thinking of The Omen. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:34,
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Racist. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:37,
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None of it had much to do with the Olympics - the design brief seemed to be"Now let's go 'Britain - Fuck yeah!'"
It was an entertainment for an after party. Personally I hate it when my workplace has a party and tries to involve work-based "entertainment".
Last Christmas we had a "fun quiz" about core company values and estimating various statistics about output. It wasn't a patch on the last year, when they'd had a band on that featured the brother of the keyboard player who played one of the parts on an EMF song.
All that said, there is never, ever any excuse at all for Russel Brand singing.
(It was an entertainment for an after party. Personally I hate it when my workplace has a party and tries to involve work-based "entertainment".
Last Christmas we had a "fun quiz" about core company values and estimating various statistics about output. It wasn't a patch on the last year, when they'd had a band on that featured the brother of the keyboard player who played one of the parts on an EMF song.
All that said, there is never, ever any excuse at all for Russel Brand singing.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:28,
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i thought she was covered in musselsi kept thinking 'cor! i bet she tastes salty'.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:30,
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Never forgives teh Brian Mayhe cunted one of my commercials in the fuck once :(
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:35,
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was it a commercial for killing badgers ? Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:39,
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hahaha, is he trying to zap Freddie ? Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:38,
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I still want to know why he's wearing a sheep fleece on his head
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:47,
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to show solidarity with the audience ?they all got fleeced paying for the tickets
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:51,
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so that's where the sheep from the opening ceremony went
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:50,
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here's your answer Tribs: )
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:51,
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If they had newspaper taxisThey might as well have gone the whole hog and recreated the entire lyrics of LitSwD
(,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:04,
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Are you putting this in the compo?Either zebras or lolympics would do
( Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:10,
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that's deepwhich one is Russel Brand again?
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:16,
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they should have extinguished the flames by an international pissing competitionEvery country has to piss in their own copper pot to put the flame out before taking it home
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 10:54,
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Just drag a shit load of tramps off londons streets to piss on the flames.
its a games 'for the people, by the people' innit?I was actually quite worried during that flamey last dance that they were going to start playing dubstep
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 11:01,
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I was convinced Boris was gonna accidentally set fire to the Olympic flag Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 11:13,
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I was waiting for Noel Edmonds and Mr Blobby to get in on the act.
Hah! That grin will always remind me of the time I was told this looked like him.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 12:19,
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Right Said Fred Dibnah - I'm Too Sexy for this chimney
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:11,
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Sait Fred of Bolton
Praise be unto Him.
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:52,
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"According to the IOC rules, politics has no place in sport." real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 10:01,
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Just out of curiosity, who are the main sponsors for this funfest?I take its the same corporate bastards?
(,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 10:14,
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Sainsburys, LLoyds, Channel 4, EDFand the ATOS people who are behind the disability allowance tests (seriously)
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 10:20,
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Most of them will get their benifits stopped then.If you can wheel yourself round a track, you're fit for work.
(,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 10:22,
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Woooo Woooo. All aboard the Olympic gravy train.Wheelchair ramps can be found at the drivers compartment.
(,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 10:25,
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Isn't the justification that that portion the sponsors pay for doesn't have to be picked up by the tax payer? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 10:31,
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I don't know but I can't wait for the BMX competition.Pure Carnage.
(,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 10:34,
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The whole thing, really.They should combine the javelin, shot putt, and tennis.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 10:40,
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I'm actually going to see paralympic athletics at the olympic stadiumam hoping for the blind javelin event
( Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:09,
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I've actually fenced against a paralympic gold medallistIt's actually more difficult as you can't back off when the other person attacks.
(
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 12:53,
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That'll explain the absence of national flags, then. Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 10:42,
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two wheelchair users called Lisa ? no wonder there's confusion
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 10:35,
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hahahahaGO TEAM LISA
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 11:44,
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niceis it one for your own collection?
at first i was looking at it and thinking 'how's is that going to fit on a zebra'?
(at first i was looking at it and thinking 'how's is that going to fit on a zebra'?
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 9:42,
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But ... ... is it one from your own collection, though?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 9:56,
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is it clean or soiled?
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 11:39,
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sorry, calling ris
is there a zebra image in there somewhere or is it because the bra has black&white stripes?
Monday morning myopia
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 10:20,
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haha, nice risI thought it looked like a Zebra braying, maybe it's just me? BRA-ying
( Q4nobody,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 10:25,
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thanksgot distracted by the bra
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 10:32,
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is that a peephole bra?Is the eye a cheeky nipple hole?
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 10:32,
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it's like one of those 3D thingsI can never see them :(
( Q4nobody,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 10:36,
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I kept thinking the straps were the ears and the eye was the nosenow I see it, it's perfect
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 10:38,
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Those are a lot easier than this postI only just saw it too.
(
boris the spider,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 10:39,
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but who will get FP? You, Monkeon, or neither? taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 10:46,
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Only just seen the great Monkeon sock/pants zebraProbably neither
( Q4nobody,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 10:56,
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He'll burn his thumb like that :)
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 9:32,
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i went to france onceand some kid burnt my thumb with a lightsabre
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 9:43,
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