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#
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:56, archived)
# Uh-oh, this is gonna get messy
Big dogs are big :) WOO
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:08, archived)
# fetch
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:12, archived)
# something is happening here and things
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:15, archived)
# woof?
which one is westwood?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:26, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:16, archived)
# No. Mine are visible.
*inverts*
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:19, archived)
# Do you want to join many eyes club?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:24, archived)
# does it involve a knife and screaming?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:25, archived)
# There are knife(cut to cake) and cream(sweet). :D
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:31, archived)
# Hahah Toasty, Moggy just totally slapped you down with word-play.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:43, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:42, archived)
# Excellent!! :D
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:46, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:23, archived)
# I say!
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:09, archived)
# nop
just massive tits
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:25, archived)
# I do
I just had an endoscopy WITHOUT SEDATION!

It's a occult power I plan to use responsibly in future
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:39, archived)
# They obviously knew you'd enjoy it
dirty boy
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:40, archived)
# weird DVD they put on for me though
some documentary about digging the channel tunnel or something
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:41, archived)
# Not to brag, or anything.
But I'll bet you didn't receive applause upon entering the outpatient area like I did. No sedative, and boy we're those patients impressed.

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:52, archived)
# only because all recent memory had been wiped from their minds by said sedative
quite k like if memory recalls correctly, which it doesn't really do that well anymore...
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:55, archived)
# haha
no, but I expect to next time.

What did you do to deserve your applause then?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:56, archived)
# This is the gastroenterology forum, isn't it?
I'm a little out of it this morning.

Somehow the other patients "caught wind" of the fact that I did my procedure without medication. It was a surprise when I came out of the operating room to cheers.

Yuck.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:00, archived)
# what helped me was that the female doctor and 2 nurses(?) were attractive
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:09, archived)
# My doctor was from San Francisco, and very gay.
Which was interesting.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:11, archived)
# endoscopy or colonoscopy?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:55, archived)
# colon
they used the gel
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:15, archived)
# as we are constantly told
you cannot under emphasise the importance of using the gel.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 1:27, archived)
# reminds me of a fabulous furry freak brothers cover :)
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:43, archived)
# haha
it does a bit
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:44, archived)
# Yep, I can see what you mean.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:45, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2BAeh8wZLI

(possibly NSFW)

no sign in required but lower res: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fexZizGh9lI
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:51, archived)
# Wild!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:02, archived)
# i'd always assumed an inspiration
a common ancestor, perhaps?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:04, archived)
# That was more frames than I care to draw.
I'm tired just watching it.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:09, archived)
# i was thinking more colour and style
but i'm not really thinking too well today, tired too
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:12, archived)
# I too have thought that there's a certain Vince Collins vibe to your animated works.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:37, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:00, archived)
# silly fat freddy's cat you are orange not black
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:27, archived)
# hahah this
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:16, archived)
# Hahaha excellent :)
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:55, archived)
# Ah! you're the best.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:16, archived)
# \o/FTW!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:19, archived)
# i built a cupboard to hide mine in
but forgot to fit a lock, and now they're gone... :'(

and one day you'll do a pic and i won't click 'i like this'. but that day is not today.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:23, archived)
# :D/
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:31, archived)
# When I snore, I death growl.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:32, archived)
# Number 8 is a punk. Good job as usual.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:33, archived)
# YES
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 23:43, archived)
# satan cameltoe LOLz
:D
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 23:54, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:51, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:07, archived)
# funny,
I passed a Blockbusters in town today and I thought, "I didn't know they were still in business." Well, there you go.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:14, archived)
# Blockliquidators
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Not worth posting in a new thread but wanted to get it in before the compo closes.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:09, archived)
# is that 'stoke me a clipper' ace rimmer?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:27, archived)
#
It's Lord Flashheart on to Top Gun's Maverick.

It's the first time I've used Photoshop for anything other than resizing/cropping and can see a lot more practice is needed.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:46, archived)
# same actor, similar character
joke is better than technique, so i've heard...

edit - just noticed the first half of that sentence was missing... tried to use the code bracket (greater than) symbol thingy and borked it
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:03, archived)
# Same actor?!?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:33, archived)
# oh shit no, it's not.
i had a thick moment there... don't know what the fuck i was thinking of... must be the tesco value burgers i've been stuffing down my piss-pipe.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:41, archived)
# I'll have a bite when he looks the other way

WOAH! Thanks for the double FP :D
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:03, archived)
# Haha
bloody hell :)
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:11, archived)
# I thought you said, pop down the Becher's.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:16, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:15, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:30, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:05, archived)
# ha ha
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 6:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:49, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:25, archived)
#
Ken Dodd's Dad's dead dog knows that Worf's War Horse has warts.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:52, archived)
# 2 for 2 :D
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:41, archived)
# ahahahahaha
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 0:30, archived)
# barely related pea
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 0:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
You nordy no Q! Two FPs, congrats sir!! :)
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 6:42, archived)
# haha, cheers Ninj
well chuffed
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:49, archived)
# not if he sees you coming first...
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:10, archived)
# Thought I may as well make an image for the earlier gag...
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 17:17, archived)
# :)

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 17:21, archived)
# to the edit-mobile!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 17:22, archived)
# what?

;)
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 17:27, archived)
# Yay!!
:D
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 17:21, archived)
# Hah!
Dropping this here in light of this news.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii5cV5ie2JU
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 17:23, archived)
# top comment is top
:D nice
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 17:25, archived)
# I would listen to goregrind more if the vocals and lyrics weren't so comical
possibly
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 17:29, archived)
# And I clicked, and behold
impale horse.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 17:42, archived)
# hehe
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 17:24, archived)
# I checked the burgers in our fridge earlier
...and they're off!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 17:25, archived)
# there's nothing wrong with horse meat
on the continent it's part of their stable diet
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 17:32, archived)
# That's about the fourth time someone's done that gag...
...on the trot...
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:19, archived)
# Badum tish!
Didn't think I'd get more than one use out of this one.

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 17:32, archived)
# if he was still alive
the company could have been saved, possibly. or not.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 17:51, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 17:57, archived)
# haha, very good
Fill the trolly, while the shops still sell them!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:00, archived)
# If they ever start selling them again we should start a b3ta campaign
to bring back the original flavour.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:09, archived)
#


(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:40, archived)
# RIS
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:52, archived)
# DE-RIS
I think we all missed a strip on B3ta:
www.collectedcurios.com/SA_0820_small.jpg

An "Attacknoid" is Jack's usual slight renaming of a real brand:
www.combatcreatures.com/attacknids

although I've never seen/heard of them before... seems I'm getting out of touch now I rarely have any cash to splash on toys anymore :-(
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 1:02, archived)
# Serves you right for buying
his burgers from Tesco.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:57, archived)
# Fuck Leonard.
He's a cunt.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 17:00, archived)
# And so's his horse.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 17:15, archived)
# Poor Leonard :(
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 17:14, archived)
# I don't even
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 17:38, archived)
# he'll lose an eye!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 17:48, archived)
# I colored it BTW.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:27, archived)
# I've literally just eaten
Why does it have four eyes?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:49, archived)
# She is creature armadillo :D
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:54, archived)
# Than it has a few tits too few.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 6:48, archived)
# I think best fit size.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 8:29, archived)
# While we're flogging dead horses...
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:28, archived)
# And tomorrow we find out...
it wasn't horse meat that was giving those positives for horse DNA.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:32, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:38, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:45, archived)
# Haha ew
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 17:14, archived)
# I hear that Tesco currently have superb offers you can't refuse.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 17:08, archived)
# Saw this in Tesco today
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:11, archived)
# hahaha horse sauce
is it made with horse milk?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:12, archived)
# I don't see why you couldn't have horse cheese.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:20, archived)
# a-ha - i found it (google found it)
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 17:24, archived)
# that still looks damn tasty
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:14, archived)
# Covered with mouse?

Oh well, it's still meat
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:15, archived)
# Even that is contaminated.
It's got mousses in it.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:58, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 17:07, archived)
# Must have been done
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
:)
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:03, archived)
# I like this
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:03, archived)
#
Your score: 3 out of 12

=(

Seems I forgot what's what - scored way better a few years ago
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:06, archived)
# ha! 6/12
they're not all ponies, then. :D
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:06, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:11, archived)
# it tastes of pink :(
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:05, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:10, archived)
# NOM NOM
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:48, archived)
# hitler in horse 'sausage' shocker
full story pages 2,4,5,6,9 and 32

:D
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:05, archived)
# 15 is my limit on schnitzengruben.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:05, archived)
# suitable for fucking
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:07, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:18, archived)
# The Thatcherlight

Apparently it was very popular with the boys at Eaton.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:39, archived)
# Oh God!
woo!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:40, archived)
# Oh christ. I can see this actually being made.
Tag it.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:40, archived)
# As you wish :)
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:46, archived)
# Probably better
Than the real thing.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:01, archived)
# jessica fletcher's really let herself go
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:41, archived)
# *shrivels ups*
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:41, archived)
# One of a kind, made using her real face
removed and then shrunken using voodoo magics
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:43, archived)
# Aieee!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:43, archived)
# For guys who like to go in dry
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:44, archived)
# and not very far
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:45, archived)
# Oops
I've just done a bit of Eton mess.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:50, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:57, archived)
# kitten/skateboard

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:53, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:14, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 17:18, archived)
# genius!!
*clicks*
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 23:54, archived)
# A whole new way...
... to shove it up the chuff!
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 19:37, archived)
# *spluffs*
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:57, archived)
# i'd rather use 40-grit and lemon juice
nicely done though :D
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:00, archived)
# then rinse it all off with 200 proof ethanol and apple cider vinegar...
and rubbed with salt to dry it all off.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:17, archived)
# Horrorwank
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:55, archived)
# holy shuddering fuck
*inserts*
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:27, archived)
# Not to be sold to minors!
Scary!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:19, archived)
# FFS
yikes hahahaha
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:01, archived)
# Needs more lascivious tongue.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 5:37, archived)
# An FP! Wooo!
I've not had an FP for ages :D
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 8:33, archived)
# First off, excellent caricature..
You are obviously a talented artist.

Second, a question for the board. And please don't take this in the wrong way, I'm truly curious about the answer.

I'm non-British and I was a child during most of the 80's so I didn't pay much attention to UK politics back then. On the top of my head I mostly associate Ms. Thatcher with some war in the South Atlantic and with the closing of some coal mines that were too expensive to keep running (and which I suppose were also polluting the environment, although I'm sure that was not the cause).

Admitted, the above is not quite true. I did see the film some time back. But still, that was mostly an account of the events as seen from Downing Street so it may have been biased.

What I'm wondering about is this: How come that this lady, who I suppose is just a little old lady these days, can still fuel so much hatred even decades after she has had a say in anything? And this is not a critique of this image, which in addition to being well executed, is no worse than most other stuff that you will find on b3ta. But by looking at a site like www.isthatcherdeadyet.co.uk it would appear to me that she is loathed like few others.

Again, I'm not saying that she was no c*nt. She probably was. But I'm curious about the details, from a British perspective. Please consider me the ignorant foreigner, and again, please don't take this question the wrong way.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:35, archived)
# She polarised the British people like no other figure I can think of in history.
She was the political equivalent of marmite. People loved her or hated her. Very few were indifferent.

Have a read of this, this and this if you're interested.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:58, archived)
# oh, and "excellent caricature"
Sadly not mine. I'm just a photoshop monkey. The caricature was by the immensely talented Luck and Flaw
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:02, archived)
# She was a cunt.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 19:12, archived)
# she said
"There is no such thing as society" and set about destroying it. It's been a dog-eat-dog country ever since; it's no coincidence that surveys always show people were happiest in the 1970s, before her time. To make her government some quick cash and give the impression of economic competence she also privatised everything, which is why we now pay vast amounts for gas, electricity, train fares, water etc to mostly foreign-owned firms.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 21:42, archived)
# Thanks
Guess that was the kind of explanation that I was hoping for ...

So would I be correct to say that the whole Tony Blair "New Labour" act was just Thatcherism with a smile? That guy always did seem a bit faux to me. And I guess in hindsight everyone can now see that sending troops off to fight over some patch of desert wasn't a smart move. Neither was letting City of London turn into a gambling casino nor letting the rest of town turn into a housing bubble. Well, these may be my personal opinions.

Anyway, Thatcher attracts hate to this day because she was the one who permanently offset the political picture and pretty much killed off any true left wing opposition. Rightly understood?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:58, archived)
# My mother voted for Thatcher 3 times...
and I'm on the right wing myself (though I'm more of a free market liberal than a social traditionalist), and it's true that the nation was split pretty much down the middle on loving or loathing her, few have a weak opinion of her. Put it this way, in June 1997, when her sucessor John Major left office, Britain was a far more materially prosperous , far more tolerant society, and the former communist world much freer, than it would have been had James Callahan won the 1979 General election. On this website you'll not get much unbiased opinion though, as it's about 90% left of centre on here. "No such thing as society" was a misquote however, she was using the word "thing" literally, critiscising the idea it is a manipulable object.
(, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 18:42, archived)
# The boys at Eton...
...would know that "Eaton" is the incorrect spelling.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 19:36, archived)
#
And that Thatcher grew up in a working class household in Lincolnshire (grocers daughter etc) and went to a state grammar school, so any "posh" jibes against Maggie are logically invalid.
(, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 18:32, archived)
# As a vegetarian...
I was feeling rather left out of the horseburger thing.


Click for bigger (324 kb)

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:38, archived)
# :)
oh no! this veggie burger has unlisted beetroot in it! oh, never mind. :D
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:40, archived)
# oh ffs
*spangs*
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:41, archived)
# Fantastical.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:44, archived)
# It's not hard to see how they fooled the manufacturers though

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:53, archived)
# This is EXCATLY how it went, possibly
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:11, archived)
# Alledgededly.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:13, archived)
# haha clikt
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:57, archived)
# Gaaaah!
May only be touched by a vergan
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:01, archived)
# had to get this out my head
head arse
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:32, archived)
# ew. just ew.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:35, archived)
# Shit, negro! That's all etc
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:37, archived)
# Brown Royal.
King of Plop.
Faeces.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:47, archived)
# JESUS o_O
It never stops!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:56, archived)
# It's like scat..
and that's the way it is
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:16, archived)
# At least now we know why he
walks that way.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:22, archived)
# Grandmaster Splash
and Smelly Smell
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:04, archived)
# this was what I was going for...
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:31, archived)
# i fear it's all too little too late to save myself though...
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:32, archived)
# why not do it once more?
it's a proven fact that people laugh more and more the more often you tell the same joke
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:36, archived)
# I realise the error of my ways.
I'm tempted to delete everything. but that's just gonna make things worse.
I could delete me?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:37, archived)
# I vote shotgun mouthwash.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:39, archived)
# i have some mouthwash...
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:40, archived)
# Unless it's buckshot flavour I'm not interested.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:41, archived)
# {reads label}
no... no buckshot... it does contain traces of gout though?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:42, archived)
# Nah,we're all lovely here x x x <3
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:38, archived)
#
luster +lustre
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:37, archived)
# i think that's the least of my worries
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:38, archived)
# the rash? it's back?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:40, archived)
# it's back and it's started talking to me...
plus that and the thing... you know... the thing.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:41, archived)
# o_0
not the oozy thing? the thing with the dripping pustules? i told you not to play with that!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:46, archived)
# clearly i never listen and never learn.
chicks dig scars though right?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:52, archived)
# no, we dig money. and tattoos.
/got another today
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:55, archived)
# but not scars?
damn.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:57, archived)
# no, i've got plenty of my own
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:59, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:54, archived)
# i'm sure i'd risk putting the same joke up for a third time though
and I think you get actually shot for something like that...
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:55, archived)
# there is an 'edit' button
ah, fuck it. do as thou wilt, it's only the internet :D
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:59, archived)
# haha i was gonna say that too
un-funnily enough :)
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 0:01, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:56, archived)
# *plays sax solo*
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:05, archived)
# Raphael Ravenscroft eat your heart out.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:07, archived)
# B3tan to it!
:)
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:07, archived)
# lol
im old enough to remember the good old days of "i'll have an e please, bob"
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)
# give us an e! (woo!)
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:22, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:49, archived)
# "I want U, Bob"
:)
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 17:10, archived)
# I thought they'd gone bust years ago
*gets my realities mixed up again
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)
# mmmmmmmm, bobmints
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:16, archived)
# :(
They'll be nothing but Starbucks and McDonalds soon
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:18, archived)
# don't forget those payday loan places
and cash converters
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:19, archived)
# Wonderful vision
And the tumbleweed, mustn't forget the tumbleweed
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:22, archived)
# i live in fear of an idiocracy-type future
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:28, archived)
# it will happen
with less of everything because the idiots couldn't have invented those monster trucks
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:37, archived)
# i'm starting to think our only hope is terraforming
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:39, archived)
# I'm not sure how moving to a new planet would save us from our idiot selves.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:12, archived)
# the idiots would fly into the sun
because it's bright and shiny.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:13, archived)
# It's just coffee and cash converters round this way
McDonalds is weirdly absent
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:24, archived)
# Oh no! Where else will I go for the product/service I never used in the first place!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:19, archived)
# You'll have to not go to a different place now
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:21, archived)
# Darn it :(
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:26, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:26, archived)
# good ol' Family Guy...
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:56, archived)
# Wow. Your drawing style looks just like the real thing.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:00, archived)
# Indistinguishable, some might say.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:05, archived)
# indeed.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:07, archived)
# (ya_what?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:05, archived)
# but with the... the thing about...
and i needed to... and..


no. sorry.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:19, archived)
# correct the spelling and compo it
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:25, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:41, archived)
# Variation on a theme...
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:42, archived)
# This is marvellous.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:43, archived)
# *kisses on both cheeks*
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:45, archived)
# you terrible, terrible man
:D
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:46, archived)
# But sexy with it.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:51, archived)
# well obviously
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:59, archived)
# Oooof!!
:D
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:46, archived)
# Hola, Ninj.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Hola Cap'n
:D
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:54, archived)
# I think horses in helicopters should be the compo
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:52, archived)
# Crashing into Blockbusters.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:53, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:02, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:02, archived)
# I thought that was a fembot, at first.
We all laughed when I realised my error.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:07, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:10, archived)
# hahaha, nicely
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)
# Jesus hair!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:14, archived)
# best yet
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:52, archived)
# This should have a compo made for it.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:10, archived)
# That'll make it easier for the Daily Gobshite to browse and acquire, certainly
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:23, archived)
# Fuck it, let's just get the DM to host an image board, and we can post everything there directly instead of here.
It'll save them having to rehost
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:32, archived)
# Won't anyone think of the poor little orphan cranes?
:'(
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:24, archived)
# I think this should win *something*
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:50, archived)
# I did this one last night.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:27, archived)
# I'm bloody starving here.
I could eat a hor....oh wait..
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:36, archived)
# Threadjack - B3tan now PREDICTS the news!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:43, archived)
# I hope this works with Thatcher
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:45, archived)
# You cannot kill what doesssss not live.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:50, archived)
# Oh yesssssssssssssssssssss.
That made me guffaw a lot.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:52, archived)
# hah
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)
# Nope, tried that too many times

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:17, archived)
# too good!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:26, archived)
# I thought they had a couple of years ago
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:47, archived)
# they had, but they were waiting for b3ta to announce it before they confirmed it
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:47, archived)
# They killed my local video store where I spent many a happy day talking about films with the owner, so I won't shed any tears.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:47, archived)
# But did they kill it with hammers? No they did not.
Now that's where they went wrong, IMHO.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:52, archived)
# Blockbuster robbed me of the sense of achievement you got if you managed to score the only copy of the latest release for a whole week.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:15, archived)
# *is suitably impressed*
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:53, archived)
# fucking hell...
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:58, archived)
# Is that another prediction then?
*books place*
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:18, archived)
# i'm sure there is a special hell reserved for all of us :D
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sorry, weren't you ready?
weren't you ready?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:23, archived)
# haha, I thought "Ninj" after 10% of pixels
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:26, archived)
# :)
:D
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:26, archived)
# Oh, I say!
Also, does this count as a milestone?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:27, archived)
# congrats!
SEAMSCOPTER ALERT
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:47, archived)
# ...
It's got magenta, comic sans, a helicopter, and poor cropping. Had I incorporated a CDC somewhere, it might actually have been the perfect b3ta post.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:50, archived)
# 3000 is a milestone now? Pfffft!


;)™
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:50, archived)
# Gratz, man.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:54, archived)
# hahaha
The good, the bad and the smugly
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:36, archived)
# Hehehehe
What a rotter! Congrats on the FP sir! :)
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:39, archived)
# cheers mate
hadn't noticed :)
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:21, archived)
# This all seems in order.
Carry on.

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:47, archived)
# The Good, The Cad and The Ugly.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:48, archived)
# :)
Shuriken!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:49, archived)
# Yes!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:19, archived)
# Let's talk about moles(animal) :D
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:12, archived)
# No! Let's talk about moles(vegetable)!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:15, archived)
# Is there a window to discuss moles(mineral)?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:21, archived)
# Yes, in half an hour
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:51, archived)
# vegetable??
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:22, archived)
# is that the crane that the helicopter crashed in to in the background?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:17, archived)
# OH NOES!
Did you hear? A helicopter carrying a horse was seen in the Thames
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:18, archived)
# John Peel was telling us about it on the news
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:22, archived)
# Banjo's nuts seen in internet fanny
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:25, archived)
# Ehh.... I did not know it D: *shocked*
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:27, archived)
# XD Thanks!! XD
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:52, archived)
# They can be removed.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:17, archived)
# But but moles are cute D:
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:21, archived)
# What is his hand...........oh nevermind.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:22, archived)
# I heard mole is male's genital slang....
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:33, archived)
# HA HA...Not in my world!... XD
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:36, archived)
# great :D
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:27, archived)
# Thanks ;)
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:33, archived)
# I've not been on for a while
Someone remind me whose comedy account this is?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:34, archived)
# who's comedy account?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:38, archived)
# No. whose comedy account.
Dave? JJ?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:42, archived)
# No. I'm Moggy.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:45, archived)
# Yes. Another comedy account.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:46, archived)
# I'm NOT JJ or Dave.
BTW Dave is my friend.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:51, archived)
# ...but you are a comedy account?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:53, archived)
# Ted Bovis
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:46, archived)
# Knew a girl with one on her cheek.
Oh, THAT kind of mole.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:03, archived)
# Today is horseburgerhelicopter day
also you make fanny work? www.b3ta.com/board/10909342
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:19, archived)
# There are not fanny in it.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:35, archived)
# I don't know when furfaggotry arived on b3ta
but i'm glad it did!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 1:42, archived)

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