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# Quick and shit


favouur please B3tans - I have dundid a song about horsemeat (Oasis - Don't put nags in bangers). I would love to use some reclevant pics / animations but, unlike the fucking Daily Fail, I am asking permission. Therefore, if you have dundid a horse burger pic and are happy for me to use it, please attach it to this thread.

Ta
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:04, archived)
# Help yourself if it fits with any of your lyrics
www.b3tards.com/u/253cc45751cc3e120e8d/burger.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:08, archived)
# I like it and thank you
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:10, archived)
# i have no reclevant pics
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:11, archived)
# I don't even have clevant pics
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:16, archived)
# me neither
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:39, archived)
# Not sure if these count, but...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:12, archived)
# haha super
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:23, archived)
# Horse always wins
(except when unicorns are involved)
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:25, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10925031 or
imgur.com/YNX8CLH or
b3ta.com/board/10920891
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:15, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:18, archived)
# If it's of any use, you're welcome to it.
2.bp.blogspot.com/-tqN51Q4Up4g/URT2f9U0PLI/AAAAAAAAEVU/VF6TrMq8s-w/s1600/more-horse.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:16, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:19, archived)
# not much left of this one after the burgers were taken out
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:19, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:23, archived)
# put some heels on that and i'll have it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:40, archived)
# I did a sausage horse aeons ago:
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:28, archived)
# and a Shyer Horse
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:29, archived)
# haha these are in thanks
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:31, archived)
# No charge for this...
www.b3tards.com/u/b085368fed1e18ff3f80/burgerkingvichasebyjabberwoc.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:59, archived)
# love it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 19:02, archived)
# Don't know if it's relevant, but you know...
you can use this if you like
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:39, archived)
# UNSAFE!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:41, archived)
# thank you !!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 19:01, archived)
# Use any of these . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:58, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 18:46, archived)
# dunno if these are any good to ya :D
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/17524/1358421530/charlesburgers.jpg

s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/17524/1358417622/Godfatherburgers.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 18:05, archived)
# that is ace !!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 18:48, archived)
# is it a horse ? is it a food ?
scentaur of a womorse ?



(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 18:25, archived)
# Thank you :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 18:46, archived)
[challenge entry] First attempt at an image challenge...


Click for bigger (117 kb)
(freelancescientist too damn cold, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:03, archived)
# is Audi having a laugh?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:11, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE GOATSE

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:14, archived)
# god help us :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:20, archived)
# Fucking hell, Elvis! That's terrifying!
Elvis! That's terrifying!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:27, archived)
# Whoah!
That's terrifying! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:27, archived)
# arrrgh!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:33, archived)
# elvis, your mind is officially broken.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:35, archived)
# Endless Mars rectum :s
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:39, archived)
# Yikes!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:42, archived)
# Aaaaargh :D
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:43, archived)
# I'm now worried
I have caused something horrific to be unleashed on a quiet Friday afternoon
(freelancescientist too damn cold, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:50, archived)
# it's happened before
but someone flushed it eventually
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:52, archived)
# soon as someone 'shops a kitten we'll all be ok :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:00, archived)
# here kitty-kitty
(freelancescientist too damn cold, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:08, archived)
# It's no use, it's I fucking love this all the way down
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:43, archived)
# Awesome. Most awesome.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:52, archived)
# I fucking love recursion!
(User #86772, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 18:16, archived)
# I fucking love recursion!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 22:39, archived)
# woah!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 22:40, archived)
#
0O0
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:21, archived)
# hahah fucking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:32, archived)
# Reminds me of the film 'Society'
I'm not sure if that's a good thing. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:33, archived)
# heh, saw that not long ago, absolutely so awful.....
it was brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:40, archived)
# At first glance I thought that was the Story of the Body Shop
I appear to have cured my Goatsitis
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:15, archived)
# Silly Toasty, goatsitis is incurable. Like cancer of the aids.
goatsitis is incurable. Like cancer of the aids.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:30, archived)
# is that the good or the bad aids cancer?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:34, archived)
# The incurable type. Nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:37, archived)
# I like it.
Sexing up a sexy book to make it megasexy. Sexatron. Sexzilla. I dunno.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:34, archived)
# i look at that, i think "earrings"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:35, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:18, archived)
# good first attempt
look forward to more :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:59, archived)
# Thanks!
(freelancescientist too damn cold, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 18:23, archived)
# Subtle
I like it.
Clicky
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 0:22, archived)
# ho hum.


Wow 1st Fp of 2013..ta!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:34, archived)
# haha LOLitics
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:37, archived)
# this is making me feel all kinds of stabby
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:48, archived)
# Please..
Stab away!!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:00, archived)
# we're right behind you
(standing well back of course)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:22, archived)
# sorry, i was looking for a big enough knife
and couldn't choose between a katana and a kris
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:34, archived)
# of the two, i'd go with katana
you might also like the kukri for the hacking/slashing
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 12:24, archived)
# heehee
look on Cameron's face-perfect
edit:I think this should be FP'd-seams 'n all :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:15, archived)
# hahahaha
*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:52, archived)
# Get it up ye
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:45, archived)
# hahaha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 18:00, archived)
# as I always say...
STOP TAKING HEROIN AND GET A JOB!
SELL DANGEROUS CHEMICALS TO CHILDREN!
When you think about it the government gets half the cash from fags - doth not this a pusher make?
(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 22:55, archived)
# Moi!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:20, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:38, archived)
# haha!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:51, archived)
# hahah top polis car work
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:54, archived)
# Ta Mighty :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Nice work on the blades!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:56, archived)
# Ta mate :)
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:46, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
In other, non-hahaha news

Twitter is awash with the news that Bob Godfrey has joined Richard Briers. No confirmed news story yet nthough

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:02, archived)
# somekind of acid based neon pen suicide pact???
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:06, archived)
# RIP Bob Godfrey


His website is down with a message which suggests he has died.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:07, archived)
# Which is a bit of an odd thing to do
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:24, archived)
# Noes :(
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:34, archived)
# Oh noes!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:47, archived)
# booo!
I met him briefly about 15 years ago and he looked pretty old back then, so he had a good innings
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:49, archived)
# He was 91.
That's a pretty good innings.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:55, archived)
# democratically, he is still alive
www.isxdead.com/person/340450/Bob%20Godfrey
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:55, archived)
# There is no democracy in death.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:58, archived)
# will there be cheese in heaven?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:04, archived)
# Yes. Except for edamn.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:37, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:59, archived)
# you talented cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:05, archived)
# Smooth talker
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:47, archived)
# haha
much goodness
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:22, archived)
# Ta Waspie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:47, archived)
# "YES!"
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:23, archived)
# And he just got bail
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:26, archived)
# Good, maybe they'll fucking shut up about him now
The blanket coverage of a murder case in a country with one of the highest murder rates in the world is utterly ridiculous. And why? Because he's someone that was briefly in the news ten months ago and because his girlfriend was "a bit of a looker". Without wanting to sound insensitive, it's a damning fucking indictment of the press right there.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:36, archived)
# he is the second richest/highest paid athlete on the planet
it's not that surprising some eyes are on him
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:42, archived)
# The coverage was funny in places
Hearing a South African say 'prosthesis' and 'parabellum' in the space of a minute was great.
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:45, archived)
# lol I reply in wrong place
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:53, archived)
# Yeah but the sheer level of coverage?
It seems really over-the-top to me. Maybe it's more a marker of how underfunded news stations, and the BBC in particular, are these days rather than a marker of how trivialised things are now, but I still think the blanket coverage is ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:48, archived)
# which can only mean there is some news that is REALLY FUCKING NASTY slipping by under the radar
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:54, archived)
# Berlusconi is on the verge of getting back in in Italy?
Given that the murder of a South African model by someone very few people care about isn't really very important in our lives, but the collapse of Europe's fourth-biggest economy *is* I'd expect some more coverage of that than another facile BBC "Berlusconi: Why do people vote for him after the scandals! We don't know but we've gathered a load of quotes we won't bother putting into context!" article.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:12, archived)
# I'm not sure I feel comfortable saying anything negative about him on a popular website
insane power crazed corrupt hooker fucking nutcase bullshitter does however spring to mind.

BBC can't cope with shit happening close to home or anywhere else it seems
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:32, archived)
# I assume that's athlete specifically, rather than sports person
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:52, archived)
# I assume so too, whatever I read just said first Usain Bolt then him
as opposed to the expected basketball players/golfers/footballers etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:58, archived)
# we can expect to see a similar looking, but much shorter man, in a large overcoat and a beard in Jo'burg airport departure any time soon then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:57, archived)
# Do you reckon he'll make a run for it?
/gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:59, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:31, archived)
# Top leg work!
Nicely done Ninj...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:15, archived)
# Cheers Moleypoos!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:36, archived)
# wahey :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:16, archived)
# Elvis!
\O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:37, archived)
# Inspired!


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:42, archived)
# hahahahahaha, great stuff Ninj
Just seen this, been out all day
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:54, archived)
# Cheers Q!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 20:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Too obvious?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:16, archived)
# Shirley? Is that your name?
youtu.be/p3pgkP1ljZc
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:41, archived)
# The lion the witch and the post-it note?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:50, archived)
# The lion in the witch in the wardrobe
I'll take 3 copies
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:04, archived)
# Aslan, noooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:16, archived)
# SPACEMAN, I ALWAYS WANTED YOU TO GO INTO SPACE, MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:10, archived)
# Wonderful!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:17, archived)
# now working on TV as a standup comedian under his full name "Jason Manford"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
just looked Jas Mann up on Wikipedia, I think someone has been doing a bit of comedy editing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:26, archived)
# Hahaha, beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:23, archived)
# I saw them in Zurich, supporting Supergrass
My Swiss friend translated what the crowd were chanting, "go home".
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:38, archived)
# haha
I saw him when he was in the Sandkings, supporting the Levellers

"Will you come and see us again?" he asked at the end of their set (why!?)

"NO! FUCK OFF! YOU'RE SHIT!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:43, archived)
# I think I might have seen them on that tour.
He did a stage-dive and landed on my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:56, archived)
# You should have done him for assault
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:07, archived)
# I think I probably went and had a vegetable samosa and a pint of bitter.
They did good samosas at the students union.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:15, archived)
# hahaha
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:43, archived)
# Trying to fill your head with songs again.
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:16, archived)
# That one is never gonna stick
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:24, archived)
# Do you think you'll ever write a spherical song?
youtu.be/m3XgouVH9-Y
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha,
I'd forgotten about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:58, archived)
# aah hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Hahaha, classic
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:38, archived)
# hehe
according to Wikipedia: He is currently playing for West Bromich Albion as half time orange giver
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:49, archived)
# Hurray!
"Pungent smells they consummate my home"

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:15, archived)
# Dios mio
the newsletter she is done: b3ta.com/newsletter/issue569
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:04, archived)
# and I thought Mighty Nibus would win
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:05, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:05, archived)
# Best 'Top Tip' ever.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:09, archived)
# haha
certainly is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:36, archived)
# this!!
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:46, archived)
# *wipes a tear*
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:18, archived)
# hahahaha
thank you for pointing it out (I rarely make it to the bottom of the newsletter)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:37, archived)
# Cor
thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:09, archived)
# right, I'm never going on b3ta again
ever

apart from just this once
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:09, archived)
[challenge entry] This is what happens when you put Descartes before the whores.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Celebrity endorsement ftw.

Unrelated, but not being a threadhog.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:55, archived)
# I was going to do a Dwarf Porn/Little Women book cover,
but oh my God I could not look at those images for more than a few seconds.
So cold, so cold…
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:59, archived)
# I could not look at those images for more than a few seconds...
...without wanting to knock one out.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:13, archived)
# Seriously?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:16, archived)
# no, i meant you.
but seriously, who hasn't knocked one out to midget porn, am i right guys?

guys?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:39, archived)
# hahahahaha.... aaaawwww
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:48, archived)
# This weeks's newsletter...
needs a subject lol.

Open your minds
and throw me the rinds

Jesus-shit, I am not as good at improvising rhymes as Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 11:48, archived)
# BOTHA BOTHER; PISTORIA PISSED OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 11:50, archived)
# Unicorns are not horses with cancer,
they are just rhinos that did not get fat.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:37, archived)
#
Open your minds
And throw me the rinds
Cos I'm no good at rhymes
I just ain't got the time
For all this jazz
But I'm no spazz
So din't diss me as
I'll pop a cap up yo' ass
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 11:53, archived)
# See?
You should be doing this!

I'm going to go make a cup of tea and wait for the genius to pour in. As I'm confident it will.
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 11:54, archived)
# ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A CAP UP YO' ASS?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 11:54, archived)
# Well
now you're coming across more like a daytime TV commercial...
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:01, archived)
# Damn it, I thought I was being all street
Ah well
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:06, archived)
# ARE YOU LOOKING AT A CAT UP TEH ASS?
The do love to show off their ringpiece. Cat art.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:49, archived)
# Shooting into your inbox like an angry paraplegic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 11:56, archived)
#
In connection with the recent murder of a South African model, police can confirm that they have now arrested a sawn off man with a shotgun.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:46, archived)
# haha!
Now i'm stuck for a favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:49, archived)
# well that was a joke from Facebook so probably doing the rounds
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:51, archived)
# I might be legless but I can still make it to the bathroom
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 11:56, archived)
# Hull =>
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 11:57, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 11:59, archived)
# I had a few ales after work on Thursday on an empty stomach
I was so pissed I couldn't ride my bike home from the station and had to put it in a taxi
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:26, archived)
# Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:02, archived)
# LOSE 130g WITH OUR NO-CRABS DIET
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:01, archived)
# RED CARPET AT OSCARS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:04, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:12, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:26, archived)
# I've only just got that.
OOF!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:36, archived)
# ^this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:38, archived)
# bah I was beaten... should have read more thoroughly
you also win the terse war :P nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:43, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:43, archived)
# nope
I seem to be the only one not geting this
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:59, archived)
# aahaaaahaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:03, archived)
# FP This NAO!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:38, archived)
# I hear a noise...
...it's one of dem raids.
I reach next to the bed, slip on me blades.

I pick up me gun, I hear the noise in the loo.
I sprint down the hall, then BAM BAM BOO!

Back to bed but the missus is missing.
I look at me gun, still bloody hissing.

What have done, where can she be?
Cos she ain't here, laid next to me.

That's the story I'll stick to, for the sake of the news.
Insensitive bitch, buying me some shoes...

Fin
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:05, archived)
# haha
you is well better than Pam Ayres innit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:06, archived)
# heheheheh
laureate
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:16, archived)
# LANCE ARMSTRONG IN FOOTLESS MURDERER SMOKESCREEN PLOT
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:10, archived)
# RELAX: THERE'S NO KUNT AND THE GANG THIS WEEK
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:12, archived)
#
Legless athlete misuses arms.
Benedict XVI's last official wank as Pope.
Lols may contain sub-standard horse jokes
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:15, archived)
# I misread that as 'Legless athlete's missus's arms'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:18, archived)
# That's
totally my band's new name!
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:21, archived)
# the apostrophe police woud need to put on an extra shift if you got famous
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:25, archived)
# Nah
it's metal - apostrophes are the new umlaut.
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:28, archived)
# groovy
has that term made a comeback yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:31, archived)
# All the Hep Cats are using it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:34, archived)
# I dig
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:34, archived)
# I can't see any out of place apostrophes
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:30, archived)
# not yet, but wait until the teenage fans start facebooking about them!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:31, archived)
# Aaah, I getcha
groovy
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:34, archived)
# Athlete's legs found in lasagne
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:18, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:20, archived)
# Horse DNA found in Marc Almond
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:20, archived)
# Oscar Pistorius, Horsemeat. Oscar Pistorius, Horsemeat. Oscar Pistorius, Horsemeat. Oscar Pistorius, Horsemeat. Oscar Pistorius, Horsemeat. Oscar Pistorius, Horsemeat.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:20, archived)
# Dying for a piss
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:21, archived)
# limiting your creativity to 100Mb per image arbitrarily
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:22, archived)
# Mb?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:29, archived)
# We live in the future
Also, my autocomplete kept trying to make me write "Oliver Cromwell" as my subject.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:32, archived)
# haha
100Kb. I need to optimise a bit more! I work with database files so to me 100Mb is microscopic these days!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:32, archived)
# Peter Andre murder suicide happening on the 25th of Feb 2013
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:23, archived)
# with Horsemeat?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:24, archived)
# This isn't a joke
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:38, archived)
# I've cleared my diary for that day
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:40, archived)
# dairy, surely
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:42, archived)
# that does make more sense
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:46, archived)
# Call the police
this is serious
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:47, archived)
# The Police?
Sod that. I'm calling to arrange a celebratory parade and marching band!
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:52, archived)
# You will be an accessory to murder if you don't report this to the police
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:57, archived)
# shall I tell them to bring some beer and pizza?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:53, archived)
# "Sticks and stones break bones, but the gat'll kill you quicker Especially when I'm drunk off the liquor " Pistorious B.I.G. Lyric
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:28, archived)
# "Sticks and stones may break your bones so get out of the bathroom bitch or I'll fucking shoot you, I swear to God"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:33, archived)
# Pope Protects Paedophiles Perennially, Paralympian Pitorius Pops Playmate, Prancing Ponies Pervade Pancakes
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:34, archived)
# P-p-p-p-ick up a penguin
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:35, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:37, archived)
# Reena Steenkamp not cold yet Sicko Americans plan Oscar's Ceremony
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:42, archived)
# And the Oscar goes to.... Prison
(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:44, archived)
# The latest newsletter
Have I done this right?
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:00, archived)
# South African remake of Footloose ends in tragedy
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:17, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:18, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 11:03, archived)
# Oh my. *snort lols*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 11:04, archived)
[challenge entry] As good a place as any....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:41, archived)
# 'and it seems to me, you lit your face...'
/Hull
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 11:12, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 11:16, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 11:21, archived)
# i had the sun go down on me once
it was fab
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 11:22, archived)
# nobody?
srsly?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 11:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 11:46, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 11:57, archived)
# Have a helicopter.


(You might think he's cool enough wearing sunglasses, leaning out of an open window in a helicopter under an awning, but I put the ceiling fan in there because apparently, helicopters don't work properly with only one propeller.)
(Cruising Capacity, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 10:26, archived)
# it's all good
and happy friday
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 10:31, archived)
# next time* I fly in a helicopter, I am taking a battery powered fan
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kXUZQYFu18

*I have never flown in a helicopter
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 10:37, archived)
# top draws :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 10:40, archived)
# sick air bus
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 10:42, archived)
# Nice rotor effect.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 10:43, archived)
# nice
more cars and helicopters should wear sunglasses
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 10:44, archived)
# Yes.
Also: the Sun itself.
(Cruising Capacity, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 10:51, archived)
# Aces!
what a fab friday image
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 10:45, archived)
# I REALLY kinda want one of those now.
I would lazily buzz around listening to the Air America soundtrack.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 10:46, archived)
# Woo : D
any birds hidden in this image?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 10:56, archived)
# Thanks!
I nearly forgot to put one in :O
(Cruising Capacity, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 11:16, archived)
# That's lovely



(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 11:16, archived)
# Haha
This is wonderful :D

(It's good thing the Nazis didn't really have this as it's be hard not to root for them.)
(Cruising Capacity, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 11:29, archived)
# FAKE! NO SHARK! etc.


(Also, I like your picature.)
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 11:41, archived)
# Oh my, that's wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:44, archived)
# that's ace
makes me think of Sam & Max Hit The Road, Day of the Tentacle and other awesomely illustrated point-and-click adventure games
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry] etc, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 10:00, archived)
# I LOVE PORN
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 10:05, archived)
# huuuuuu
could you remove those little black lines?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 10:05, archived)
[challenge entry] This seems like an appropriate place for a compopea:
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 10:52, archived)
# Top Literature
Prepare for MODEDIT
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 11:41, archived)
# Listen up! Bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 10:00, archived)
# THEY'RE YOUR FUCKIN' CLOTHES
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 10:04, archived)
# hahaha
Do I look like a ....
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 10:11, archived)
# I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 10:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 10:24, archived)
# hahaha...
i did a laugh at this
:)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 10:32, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 10:32, archived)
# a real horndog
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:54, archived)
# i done got an icon, its a cute lil' heart because i love you all!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:57, archived)
# i'm drinkin'
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 10:04, archived)
# for some reason I saw this and this started playing in my head
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je3UGI1jMP8
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 10:10, archived)
# thanks for reminding me off waffle burgers, my heart just stopped
now i have THIS shit www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh0iXzn67_U
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 10:15, archived)
# MY EARS!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 10:39, archived)
# Crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a lovely story of a lonely worm that grows up to be and strong after enough hugs and kisses.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:30, archived)
# I found a copy of that floating in the Thames.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:46, archived)
# were you buoyed by it?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:48, archived)
# was a whale's knob stuck in it?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:53, archived)
[challenge entry] "STOP, STOP, YOU PORRIDGE COCK!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:10, archived)
# I had that version of that book!
Great days, great days. They don't write plots like that anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:29, archived)
# me too!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:34, archived)
# me 3
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:35, archived)
# 4
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:20, archived)
# me 5
was just talking about this book today, trying to describe it's awesome impact on my young mind - might have to hunt it down on eBay
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:31, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:34, archived)
# Haha!
So much better than Ready Cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 10:20, archived)
# hahahaha
most amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 11:42, archived)
# Man, it's 40 years since I read or even thought about that!
I feel very small in a very large Universe. Help!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 16:50, archived)
# Would be 30 years for me
but I read it to my daughter a few years back :)

Still one of the most realistic and harrowing tales of human triumph in the face of suffering ever penned!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 7:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Amen to that!
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:37, archived)
# I'm confused
Are we voting for the image, or the cunning punnage of the title?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:50, archived)
# Which would you rather vote for?
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:02, archived)
# John 3:16
For God so loved the World that he gave his one and only Son,
that whoever Photoshop in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
(spikeyboyo SPK, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:04, archived)
# I recognise that bible :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 10:10, archived)
# Arf
That's why they call it the good book...
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 10:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Technically might not be considered "Sexying it up"...


Click to see nose wart in greater detail (175 kb)
I've had 2 hrs. sleep in 48 hrs. Yay for me.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 7:54, archived)
# May contain horses?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 7:58, archived)
# Or lasagne.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:41, archived)
# This is a terrible image challenge.
I've thought of some, but I really don't see how they'll make funny pictures. Here's the Orwell collection:
Barely Nineteen Eighty-Four
Going Down on Paris in London
Coming in her Hair
Animal's Firm

Imagine those in your head if you wish.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:12, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:26, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:34, archived)
# Keep the Aspidistra's Flies Open
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:37, archived)
# Wasn't that the adventure game?
God I'm getting old...
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:44, archived)
# Ning!

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 6:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 4:31, archived)
# He's horny!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 6:53, archived)

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