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Poor little fellow....
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:52,
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grind 'em up and put 'em in burgers.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:56,
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All they're good for.
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:58,
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Hahahahahaha...
...bless :)
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Ninj ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:00,
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funny because lol
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:19,
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Hahaha
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Frogbeat ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 19:07,
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Harsh
but lolz...
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gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls! ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 23:18,
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Here's looking up to you, m'am.
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xandmi ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:48,
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Nicely done!
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:53,
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"while you're down there luv"
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:36,
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{:-D
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 19:51,
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Bassey?
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Ninj ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:53,
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haha!
How about Phil as Herman Goering?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:00,
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Hahaha
:)
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Ninj ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:06,
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haha....always makes me chuckle "The Kemp"
perfect expression you got there :D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:00,
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Cheers Elvis :)
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Ninj ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:06,
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He had many exciting adventures throughout that image challenge.
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:16,
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Hahaha
:)
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Ninj ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:19,
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He looks a bit like brad pitt's character in inglorious basterds
i dunno why...
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:10,
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Arriverdertchy
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:14,
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:)
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Ninj ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:16,
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is this how one puts the ass in badass?
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:20,
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Hahaha!
Tops.
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:10,
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Hola Cap'n!
\O/
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Ninj ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:15,
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Very good !
*click*
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paranoiaman ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:47,
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haha!
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:54,
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he looks like quite a cheeky hitler!
what a scamp!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:24,
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Superb!
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 18:13,
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That'd give him something to shout about.....
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Chumps 👀 ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:30,
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"Muff DIIIIIIIIIVEEE!!!"
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:34,
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never realised before...a beard is like a face full of pubes :(
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:52,
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I've got a Brazilian
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:56,
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recently eating at a South American restaurant with my partner and daughter
we each had different meals, and my daughter asked mum a little too loudly if she had a Brazilian. It was probably nowhere near as comical as my brain has remembered it.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:01,
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...locked up in the basement
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 18:28,
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Such a scream could split the very planet.
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:18,
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...and space....and time.....the very fabric of the Universe....
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 19:55,
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:24,
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fake and gay
WOO!! :D :D
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:33,
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haha.........crackin'!! :D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:33,
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Hahah
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:38,
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:D
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mutated monty ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:29,
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"We're gonna need a bigger litter tray..."
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 19:56,
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Haha, stop the pigeon...
Love the clock-hand tail action ;)
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:35,
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Needs more helicopter
Woo!!!
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Chumps 👀 ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:35,
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Top stuff!
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:41,
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hah, splendid!
splendid!Enough was clearly enough:
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barnesy ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:43,
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How strange
*likes*
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:46,
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champion.....:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:46,
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he's been cat-jacked!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:49,
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How lovely =))
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:53,
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\o/
'loves'
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 19:55,
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He's been bottle-jacked!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 19:57,
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:D
this is Hyperlulz
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gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls! ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 23:22,
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haha I LOVE this
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sat 2 Mar 2013, 23:17,
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ahahahahaha
hatstand
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Shlvng ,
Sun 3 Mar 2013, 0:36,
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lovethisone:D
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herman:D ,
Sun 3 Mar 2013, 0:44,
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hahahaha
*accordion music*
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Sun 3 Mar 2013, 14:38,
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Woo have a click :D
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:47,
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He's doing a catwheel
\o/
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:50,
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:57,
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Ooyah
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:59,
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absolutely brilliant !!
clicks hard
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:53,
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Crying freecat
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:54,
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ahh, here it is...
now THIS is some believable shit:
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:57,
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^ Trfx
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:58,
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:P
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orbojunglist ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 18:18,
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hahaha
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:03,
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Kitman vs Stooly.
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:22,
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`av it =)
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:24,
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pretty bad aim
but nice moves
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zog why change it now? ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 18:26,
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YES '\o/'
massive 'click'
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 19:54,
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yay! for kittens! in a thread!
think it's been playing too much tomb raider... ace :D
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 23:15,
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This calls for
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter ,
Sat 2 Mar 2013, 22:00,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Sun 3 Mar 2013, 0:44,
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woo!
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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready! ,
Sun 3 Mar 2013, 16:54,
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Hell Yeah!
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Mon 4 Mar 2013, 11:34,
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newsletter subject line compo
c'mon me old chinas time for some one-liners
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rob ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:41,
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Put down the newsletter and get back to running London you bunch of slackers.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:43,
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Now with snap and crackle but no pope
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:44,
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The Pope's eloped.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:29,
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This would have been much better if the phone hadn't rung and I had been able to post it right away
Oh and popelope.
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:03,
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Sherbs ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:25,
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More ill-advised than a South African Drag Race
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Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:45,
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Heheheh
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:47,
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religion-free for over 12 hours
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:45,
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In and out
like a nazi pope
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:46,
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Cameron pushed back on Eastleigh Bi Erection
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:46,
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click links to make in-app purchases
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ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten! ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:47,
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"I used to think it mattered, that music, mattered. But does it bollocks. And the Brit Award goes to..."
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:48,
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BEATING THE TORIES LIKE A BLOODY-FACED AIR CRASH VICTIM
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:48,
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Genuine lol
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Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:49,
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NOSY FUCKING BASTARD RACIST FISHMAN
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:50,
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search not quite fixed, refunds will be issued in due course
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:50,
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crashing into your inbox like a weekly steamer
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:51,
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*prescribes suppository*
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:52,
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i'm not having one of those again!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:55,
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I nearly choked on mine!!!
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:58,
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they really should include a lubricant
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:00,
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I find a bogey often suffices
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:17,
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i'll have none of your WWII lingo here, miladdo
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:21,
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Joseph Kony Supporting B*Witched on Reunion Tour
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Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:54,
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Well, it's a newsletter.
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Spleep Shit, or get off the internet. ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:55,
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Wet Fart Weekly
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BumCoffee Portrait videographer ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:00,
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eat more solids
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:16,
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WANK THE DOG!
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:06,
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To the Tories I have only one thing to say: "You kip if you want to".
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:09,
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WHITE RABBITS!
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satan_kidney_pie floats like a butterfly, sings like a trout ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:09,
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George Osbourne loses AAAAAAAAAAAAAA++++++++++ eBay rating.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:16,
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Excellent post, would read again
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:17,
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Leaving milk up your back passage like a gay milkman
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Ninj ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:23,
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hehehehe This ^
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:24,
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ooh, with a creamy top
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:28,
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More search powers than the Police.
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:27,
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is search working now?
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dirk speedrift Sit doon ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:50,
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Appears to be
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:55,
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Thistle Hotels in one-prick-per-bed shocker.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:29,
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You're not allowed to see this newsletter as you've been ignore 2.0d.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:33,
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"no news, no letters, no pope"
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mrlogic is copying your beard ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:36,
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A little donkey in your burrito sir?
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:42,
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Hopefully not as disappointing as last week
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:55,
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search enabled just in time to locate fresh pope
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:55,
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But far too early to find the
WHERE'S THE FUCKING NEWSLETTER THEN?
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:37,
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Helping to keep pilots awake since 2001.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:59,
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Gropes, popes and toaps
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo! ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:06,
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I'm not sure Smug heard the challenge description right...
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barnesy ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:22,
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That looks like a
fixing hammer
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:23,
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it certainly doesn't seem to be doing much damage
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barnesy ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:24,
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Please email peter molyneux with this croissant hammer idea
maybe he'll leave me alone I already regret what I posted
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:26,
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I AM AN IMPORTANT MAN AND I AM A WET MAN!!!
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:34,
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It's nice to be important but it's important to be nice
Let's be so nice because it's nice to be nice and it doesn't cost anything
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:36,
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nobody's more important than the earth worm
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:38,
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Being nice gets you stuff.
Almost got a t-shirt with above caption, and illustration of tiger with lollipop. Decided it was too kiddy. Regretted ever since.
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:41,
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Take it from our drummer Puff
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:49,
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wet, you say?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:37,
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In the Cold Fear ads, Thomas Chipz Interviews Gunther Galipont about the origins of the game Cold Fear. Galipont insults Thomas and causes rain to fall on him, before finally destroying the entire world
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:13,
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we all have bad days
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:21,
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if your pastries need tenderising
you're buying them from the wrong shop
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:26,
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Smash the arch pastry?
Ha ha ha ha
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:28,
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Perspective Lines Illusion
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Sheep! ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:52,
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Ha ha ha ha!
Love your recursive stuff!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:54,
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I love his brain
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:55,
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Aw Thanks Both
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Sheep! ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:12,
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hahaha
consider it *clicked*
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:57,
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Thank you!
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Sheep! ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:02,
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oi, pick on someone your own... oh
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barnesy ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:18,
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Haha
Winning title there :)
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Sheep! ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:29,
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Hahaha
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Frogbeat ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:04,
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But does it tile?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:47,
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Well that's my bathroom walls sorted then
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:59,
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you were without walls?
first thing I check when buying a house...has it got walls!
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:04,
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Well, it was the second thing I checked
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:06,
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I hate to pissed and needing your
loo
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:05,
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I tried to use valign but nay
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:59,
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I'm going to center in on your valigna
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:04,
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*leaks a bit*
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:20,
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Hey guys I have something to say to sun microsystems
I mean a few years ago I got angry about videogames and peter molyneux kept emailing me for almost 3 years so yeah I don't want to get too opinonated but fucking hell sun microsystems I updated your java last week and you keep asking me if I want to update again every time I switch on my computer I just uninstalled your fat noise until it's fixed. Videogame design, eh? Let's talk business.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:00,
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You're a homeless guy that hasn't eaten for three days
You have to rummage through bins for food and fight against the cats that are also going through the bins for food. Your only way to attack the cats is to pick up a cat and throw it at the other cats. If you chuck em too hard then people in nearby apartments wake up and call the cops. It's all about gently picking up the cats surrounding the garbage bin and gently throwing them at the other cats so they don't make too much noise and maybe with some tony hawk/tenchu style combo bonuses.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:07,
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Or demonically possess the cats and go around trying to become top moggie
a la Paradroid
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:09,
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I think if there was going to be an opposing viewpoint
you should play as THE MAN and you keep chucking cats at this poor hungry homeless guy and he doesn't want to look insane but the only way he's going to eat tonight is if he scares away all these cats
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:11,
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Glue, muzzles and sleeping gas
and perhaps a dog with its voice box gaffered could be useful.
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:18,
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oooh an a laser pointer
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:19,
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Jonny Homeless hasn't eaten for three days
Maybe after you've got some food you can think about this shit but really it's all about spending the last of your energy before giving up. You're desperate and these fucking cats are trying to steal your chance of survival but if you make too much of a noise the cops will come and you'll have to run away. Maybe you level up twice as fast during panic phase but you can't build or accumulate anything cool.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:23,
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actually fuck that, stay in panic mode you fungry fuck
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:24,
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cardboard and newspaper power ups
for a bit of hope, although the newspaper rustles and acts as a detriment. And if all else fails, eat the cats. Raw.
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:25,
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Video games don't need to be 100% realistic
but they also shouldn't teach false lessons, If a kid ate raw chicken because a bbq simulator said your raw chicken was nicer then someone else's overcdooked chicken I'd actually be kind of upset. Cat and rabbit are fairly similar in cooking techniques in that they both require a lot of slow stewing but yeah there's a reason why cats and rabbits are confused over the last 800 years in most recipies
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:34,
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I think games are extremely realistic
For instance, when playing Grand Theft Auto 3 I tend to walk around the shady parts of the city at night kicking old ladies to death.
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boris the spider ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:37,
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And when I played the Sims
I couldn't help building houses everywhere.
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:43,
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An I remember when those wild gorillas that kept throwing barrels around
building sites
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:48,
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Exactly!
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boris the spider ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:48,
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"eat the cat"
-Bear Grylls
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:12,
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"I will somehow be ultra-christian but also make a tv show where I drink my own piss 75% of the time"
"also hey I just came to australia to do some hillsong bullshit totally not a cult you guys"
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:14,
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You know Java's Oracle now?
Oracle ruin everything.
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EvilTerran rearranged his letters on ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:11,
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shut up shut up shut up
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:12,
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Java was always a bit shit
Now it's owned by a shit company
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fuscous ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:47,
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PUBLIC STATIC VOID SHIT
What more can be said.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:22,
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Love it
Click 'n Woo!
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Frogbeat ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:04,
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Ta!
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Sheep! ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:16,
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outstanding !
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:05,
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Sheep is always outstanding
in his field ;)
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:48,
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Super woo
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:05,
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Thanks
Your user name is great BTW
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Sheep! ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:41,
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Brilliant as always
have a click sir *clicks*
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:20,
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hahaha, great stuff
for some reason he reminds me of Mr. Bean?
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:49,
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Well that's a bit clever
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:52,
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He even walks like you!
Is this rotoscoped? :)
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:02,
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Aw thanks
High praise for an animator. Now I need to learn to act...
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Sheep! ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:13,
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Oh, that is weird
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:44,
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THIS would be the weather
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:32,
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wet, damp patches in areas with some mild hot flushes
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:35,
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Met office fashion warning:
Amber alert, you're not going out wearing that blouse with those culottes are you?
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:35,
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..."don't forget you can keep up to date on our website..." :)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:37,
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hahahahaha
Well positioned pen
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:41,
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I see Scotland's having a heatwave.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:39,
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8 or above is a braw day
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:24,
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I would
quite happily take note of these reports.
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hazzamon I've nothing better to do ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:42,
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:31,
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hahahaha
fuck I hate that song
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:32,
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haha!
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:33,
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hahaha
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:38,
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Blimey time hasn't been kind to Kate Pierson & Cindy Wilson
/jussayinwhatisee also ace wallpaper :)
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:40,
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The Laura Ashley wallpaper would give me a bigger headache.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:41,
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hahahaha
He looks just like a guy who works the till in our local Sainsbury's
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:42,
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Cock Robster!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:45,
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hahaha
poor cunt
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:47,
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this ^
: D
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:53,
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God I sympathise with him
I bleedin' hate the B-52s
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Sheep! ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:17,
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Aces
and the second half of that song rocks, first half is underwater gibberish =)
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:06,
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There's something not quite right with your brain.
Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course.
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Chumps 👀 ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:20,
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She will only make them feel bad for a while....
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Memaxx ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:36,
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Jackie Stallone?
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:52,
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Could be.....
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Memaxx ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:55,
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Holy Shit!
I just made the mistake of googling her! o_0
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:59,
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Same here.....
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Memaxx ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:02,
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Yuhh, Brackie.
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:59,
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would
and clix
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:59,
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Yay.
You've reminded me--
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:41,
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Get to work Henry!
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:32,
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Oh my yes!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:42,
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Would Sir care for a bullet?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:43,
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I was rather more interested in the most powerful suction in the world
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:45,
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"I know what you're thinking, did he clean 5 rooms or 6?"
;)
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:50,
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"Well go ahead, punk. I'll make your bed."
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:52,
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hahaha
great
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:53,
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:)
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:03,
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hehehehe
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:18,
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Ace.
Are you feeling ducky punk?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:43,
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No, I'm feeling drunky, duck.
I'm feeling drunky duck.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:50,
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The Two Prophets
The Date line is 2012, England is in the grip of a new regime of Terror. Traditionally a land of brave heros and great statesmen. Britan now laboured under the yoke of a power guarenteed to strike fear into the hearts of all men... The country is being run by women... .
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spikeyboyo SPK ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:08,
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-------------------------------------------------------------------------->
*edit hello new person, you'll be wanting the links board for that... and a quick read of the FAQ page
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:12,
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spikeyboyo SPK ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:12,
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Great retort
to yourself.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:45,
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KIPPERS!
No wait, not kippers... LINKS! That way -}
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:27,
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Hahaha!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:52,
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Vun pound feesh.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:26,
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:14,
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:40,
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arf
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:43,
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proper lols here
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:51,
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hahahaha, what?
Is this from some daytime "Clean up a bum" show?
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:56,
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Hahaha! What the fuck???
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Chumps 👀 ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:10,
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^This
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:14,
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Get out of my facebook account!!
:D
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:20,
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Tory MP to David Icke in 4 frames
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:39,
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Ha-ha!
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:03,
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That's fucking excellent
lololol
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:05,
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Worst thing is, it was set in 2012 :(
feels old* *er
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:38,
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I wouldn't mind mounting that rushmore, or something...
A shiny donkey to the namer of all 4...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:37,
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monroe, oprah, rosa parks, my mom
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d d ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:39,
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how's ya mum doing?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:40,
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sorry, mom.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:41,
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ma'am
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:56,
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Is that Oprah?
Oh god I could just see Oprah running for President and winning.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:17,
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Jesus, man, don't give her any ideas
The world is fucked enough as it is without another populist darling running another of the world's major economies
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boris the spider ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:20,
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Monroe, Oprah, Rosa Parkes and Jane Fonda.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:37,
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I can post the donkey to you?
or can you collect?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:09,
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I can collect. Is it already in sandwich size slices?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:55,
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of course.
how else would you store it? in a 'stable' ha ha ha the very thought...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:38,
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These poor teenage dads, left with the consequences of unprotected sex
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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:56,
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eugh!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:00,
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What have I done to lead me to seeing this image? I'm not a criminal...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:15,
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My eyes!!
13 metric litres of Mindbleach, please!
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:46,
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Aww bollocks, you just gave me a soft on :(
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:20,
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Ewwww
That caused an actual cringe! Clicky
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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:04,
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Smug Bitch savours the champagne, as she waits for the hens to arrive!
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:35,
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...
... ... Would.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:36,
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hahaha, any port in a storm?
I made this little Che icon also!
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:40,
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Looks like a mini rob.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:41,
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hahaha
Cherob
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:45,
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cool
: )
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:44,
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she my wife?
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d d ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:40,
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How very very smug
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:45,
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Ha ha ha ha
Very good.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:32,
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d d ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:10,
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JUGHEAD: FINDS THE CLITORIS
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d d ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:13,
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JUGHEAD: TACO FLAVORED DORITOES
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d d ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:14,
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d d ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:16,
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woah !
what happens in the end?
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:24,
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d d ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:25,
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\o/
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:35,
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LMLYP :D
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:05,
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this song i can very much relate to
jughead however, is much more interested in food
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d d ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:36,
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HA! HA!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:47,
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dude!....like woah!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:26,
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this comic is based on a very true story because i wish aliens where really real and liked to smoke weed
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d d ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:57,
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Calm down...just simmer...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:17,
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well there is a lot of hard evidence that says aliens might be real but there is no evidence that they like to smoke weed
why dont alien ever come to earth
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d d ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:34,
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I heard they're partial to a bit of skunk
really fucks up their alien brains and explains the fascination with anal probes. So I've heard.
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Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:25,
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Good Stuff!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:48,
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without the beatles
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 4:31,
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she's "with the beatles"
The 1963 all-female lineup replacing in order: 1) John = Yoko Ono : sang with and married John Lennon often blamed for the break-up of The Beatles. 2) George = Petula Clark english singer who shot to fame after appearing on the Ed Sullivan Show a few weeks after The Beatles. 3) Paul = Cilla Black : Merseybeat club singer sometimes backed by The Beatles songs sometimes written by Lennon-McCartney. 4) Ringo = Sylvia Saunders: The Liverbirds drummer in 1963-1968 one of the very few female bands on the Merseybeat scene. no-one guessed Ringo!
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 4:35,
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Because TITS
?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 6:09,
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George Takei, Cilla Black, Delia Smith, Myra Hindley. Waddoiwin?
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Ghoti Fingers ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 7:33,
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1 point!
that's all I'm afraid
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 8:36,
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Christ, Cilla Black singing *shudders*
A woman who could do cabaret at the wailing wall, and nobody would notice.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 8:29,
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I LOVE YOKO
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d d ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 8:41,
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1 point!
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:32,
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because i love you
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d d ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:16,
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George looks like its Dusty Springfield.
I'm still working on Ringo. Edit: Is it Honey Lantree of the Honeycombs?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:33,
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not Dusty
nice guess though
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:41,
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Petula
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:57,
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Petula Clark, correct!
Now just "Ringo" to go, and she is a drummer.
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:23,
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not Honey
one has a Merseybeat connection, the other an Ed Sullivan connection
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:34,
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4 is Richard Hammond
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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:17,
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the bear claw
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 8:19,
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hahah
it is too!
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 8:35,
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:)
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 3:16,
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he has that serial rapist look about him....
"where were you on the night of the abduction?"....."I was at home knitting"......not too sure about Doris either.....she could be involved too......maybe I'm reading it all wrong.
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 4:13,
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She knows but, isn't saying anything.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 4:15,
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perhaps he could star in a remake of:
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Kaiser ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 4:20,
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I just got a new tablet!
Note the mandatory 3 pubes above the CDV.
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 2:12,
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All seems to be in order here
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 8:08,
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It's Regulation
...After a fashion.
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xaer0mancer ,
Sat 2 Mar 2013, 21:41,
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it took me a wee while to work out that you are a lady type
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:02,
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Only for the duration of the compo.
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:44,
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*steals
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:08,
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Hahaha
:D
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:10,
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