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# About to lose more than his triple-A
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:14, archived)
# Tiny big cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:22, archived)
# {8o It's already eaten his right arm.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:24, archived)
# osborne does a very good job of hiding his tiny, withered right arm from the public eye
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:27, archived)
# Gideon's fucking planetoid napper there
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:27, archived)
# it is rather large for his body
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:33, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:36, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:40, archived)
# that would make me smile in real life
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:07, archived)
# Hahahahahasilly
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:08, archived)
# pfffffffft
gah..now you've done it!!....I've got grin-cramp
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:13, archived)
# Hahaha =D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:21, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:23, archived)
# Ah, great minds........
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:13, archived)
# Hahaha I like your version !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:30, archived)
#
need more Michael Elphick
(emanresu, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:32, archived)
# haha exactly what I was gonna say :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:49, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:42, archived)
# This is what he is king of
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:47, archived)
# he'll be peckish after :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:49, archived)
# The more I look at your stuff, the more I realise how much of it you've had to draw :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:54, archived)
# true....a lot of components don't come ready 'shopped.
plus it's always made a bit easier when the content is kind of "cartooned"...rather than lifelike.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:03, archived)
# Hahaha that's great
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:57, archived)
# lol
the greedy bugger, ha.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:05, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:10, archived)
# Sublime.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:24, archived)
#
Funny :O)
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:59, archived)
# Nicely done :)
Have this one of my first anims...
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 23:08, archived)
# It's the chew
that does it :D

click
(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 23:30, archived)
# Rarely post..
Much more fun being a stalker, but that is sublime.

I believe the standard phrase is 'Clicked' so this is well and truly clicked.

I bow to the b3tans genius.
(Docofair, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 23:51, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
FUCKING OUTSTANDING. i think i love you.
(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 2:11, archived)
# Hasn't this been FP'd before?
Still lovely though.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:31, archived)
# a big hunka clicks from me...
i can't stop watching... he's on burger no 734 now... when will he stop?
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:34, archived)
# awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:06, archived)
# he should be getting fatter !!
*clicks hard"
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 18:38, archived)
#
skilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:37, archived)
# Haha, awesome work as always.
Love his happy little face between the bites, oh, how furious he'll be when the machine runs out.
(Otis Flemming Look, I have a Board Sig., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:01, archived)
#
Great stuff, as always
(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:47, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:09, archived)
# hah!
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:16, archived)
# I'm Ping, You're Pong, She's Gone
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:27, archived)
#
:O)
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] can ewe see the real me.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:07, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:13, archived)
# yay mods
needs more hubcaps/mirrors :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:14, archived)
# Ewe've killed me fahckin' scootah
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:15, archived)
# Wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:16, archived)
# Arts!
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:18, archived)
# Fucking candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:22, archived)
# I have never!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:26, archived)
# Happy B3taday, HEKIM.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:32, archived)
# Yay cheers Mr Captain Howdy Sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:34, archived)
# Ha ha Lamb Bretta
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:19, archived)
# Vesbaa.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:34, archived)
# And I put it to you, Mister Giles, that you "put it to" my client in the unkindest way
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:38, archived)
# Accuse ewe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:48, archived)
# I can
and ewe are cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:56, archived)
# So many shades of brilliant.
Wish I'd seen it at 5:15
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 7:51, archived)
# As a Scooter bore...
I was preparing to point out some mistakes
but there arent any

(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:16, archived)
[challenge entry] B.A.A. Baaracus.....i pity the wool ;p
(orbojunglist, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry] indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:50, archived)
# Dirty cat :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:01, archived)
# haha..........CANDLES, SQUIRE!!!
happy b3taday:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:04, archived)
# Cheers Elvis
nice to see you around a bit more of late :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:05, archived)
# Many firey returns
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:12, archived)
# Cheers Mr Drimble :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:17, archived)
# hahahaha a classic ............ again
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:17, archived)
# Shaun the Sheep's pain pleased Jess immensely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Toksvig escaping Sainsburys' soft drinks aisle
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:53, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:41, archived)
# I ain't gettin' on no plain, fool
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:07, archived)
# Lol, Jacko is born again hard
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:11, archived)
# whoa whoa whoa
(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:29, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:33, archived)
# He looks so happy
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:38, archived)
# o hai popular dinorapist
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:43, archived)
# Tally Ho!
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:19, archived)
# stop calling her, she's clearly been arrested and locked up
that or she's on a plane on her way to get you and JJ :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:38, archived)
# Or busy cutting someone's feet off with piano wire. o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:45, archived)
# fuckinghellhappycandlez
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:47, archived)
# fuckingthanks
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:53, archived)
# You're on FIRE! Happy candles! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:49, archived)
# Yay
forgot to make a special picture
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:54, archived)
# Here's the one I made last year.


Ahh, great days... I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:57, archived)
# The vomit strainer will never catch on :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:59, archived)
# Neither will my pictures. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:03, archived)
# -__-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:58, archived)
# Leave Sundae Lunch Alone!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:40, archived)
# now you mention it
I've never seen them both in the same room
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:41, archived)
# One of the most vocal critics, too.
Hmm ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:43, archived)
# Atomic is Dave/Moggy
Trufax
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:46, archived)
# I'm Captain Howdy and so's my wife
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:47, archived)
# Shenanigans!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:21, archived)
# Watch me BLEEEEEEEEED.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:49, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:00, archived)
# Cherie?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:21, archived)
# ooooo..... i see it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:22, archived)
# dino rape
ouch
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:44, archived)
# lol
well that's going to haunt my dreams tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:47, archived)
# He's got his head stuck through a hole in a pink wall
and is being bummed senseless
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:48, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:55, archived)
# Nun in dinosaur costume?
First I've seen this year
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:43, archived)
# Gotta be Hitler.
Hitler for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:46, archived)
# phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:50, archived)
# You're SICK!
ALL OF YOU!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:53, archived)
# Erectoteddysorearse ftw
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:55, archived)
# Stuffed and fluffed.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:59, archived)
# Oh my that's just great
In tears
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:19, archived)
# Ha Ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:30, archived)
# Jam Jars :3
-_- ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:20, archived)
# :3
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:31, archived)
# Tokyo the Bear hated his name.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:36, archived)
# I need a smoke...o/'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:40, archived)
# Likewise. And I don't even smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:20, archived)
# The Beastie Boys couldn't wait for their budget holiday...


Click for bigger (135 kb)
(Jeremy Jumbles, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:25, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: SHEEP


Sheep are amazing. They're bundles of fluffy white joy, yet they're utterly stupid. This makes them perfect subjects for this week's image challenge. Which is what they are.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:53, archived)
# My plan worked, you're all sheep
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:55, archived)
# meh

lol, you see what I did there
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:03, archived)
[challenge entry] yay!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:11, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:28, archived)
# hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:37, archived)
# Love this so much
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:22, archived)
# Sheep shagging-
serious business for that chap
(I helped save b3ta! uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:53, archived)
# WAKE UP SHEEPLES
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:17, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:39, archived)
# lol
who's that guy in the pic? didn't he come here on b3ta posting to us sheeples?
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:42, archived)
# that's Catnippp, Icke's personal illustrator
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:46, archived)
# yes
catnippp, he don't come round these here parts no more
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry] yay sheeps!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:28, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:36, archived)
# ahahaha inspired
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Baa or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:33, archived)
# Ahh, Friday couldn't come sooner. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:38, archived)
# Nuke the sheeps!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:36, archived)
# Ram it hard
Yeah
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:47, archived)
# CANDLES!
candles, candles, candles, candles, candles, candles, candles, candles, candles, candles, candles, candles,
candles, candles,
candles! happy candles
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:52, archived)
# Cheers!
cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:58, archived)
# Yay! Five, count them, five years of...something.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:10, archived)
# You remember it better than me
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:16, archived)
# OK, last one
I think I got this out of my system now.


Click for bigger (320 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:57, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:19, archived)
# Glad to see she's covered up, her nipples looked a bit cold
Also, your art style is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:31, archived)
# there's a cold breeze
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:47, archived)
# You're on fucking fire!
Nice arts.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:54, archived)
# Axel Rose
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:34, archived)
# Veey cool !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:36, archived)
# Do more!
Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:03, archived)
# I like these lots
Don't stop
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:21, archived)
# I think I dreamt this...
.

.
I obviously need stronger medication.
.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:59, archived)
# Ronnieseal
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:56, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:20, archived)
# murder and biscuits?
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:41, archived)
# Hahaha....
I too want a hat of biscuits !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:38, archived)
# Roger Patrick Moore at your service...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:53, archived)
# "Uranus looks marvellous tonight Miss Moneypenny"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:59, archived)
# Ffnnnarrrr
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:01, archived)
# It's a full moon :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:26, archived)
# hehe....could never figure out why he wore a little monocle
when he had a fuck-off size,strap-on telescope he could have worn :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:03, archived)
# Pfffft
you said strap-on.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:33, archived)
# looks a bit like teh shatner
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:47, archived)
# He looks quite well
for a cat loving dead racist
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:58, archived)
# It's ok, his girlfriend was killed 70 years ago during a German air raid so he's allowed to be racist
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:39, archived)
# He's also allowed to be dead.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:57, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:31, archived)
# It looks like Kat's been on the nip.
Completely stoned.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:33, archived)
# She hogged the boinker.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:47, archived)
# ...and who could blame her
I would do the same
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:50, archived)
# Cat people don't obey 'puff-puff-pass'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:54, archived)
# YOBEYOBEYOBEYOBE
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:57, archived)
# haha
we called it the '2-toke rule'
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:23, archived)
# Ticks off "They Live" reference box for the day
B3ta Bingo!
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:43, archived)
# full house......congrats
you win a day-release
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:49, archived)
# heh....heh heh heh :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:58, archived)
# ha ha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:16, archived)
# Hahaha Yiff yiff!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:35, archived)
# I think I make these too easy for you.
XD

(Need more steam on the glasses)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:50, archived)
# It's inevitable when constant readiness for masturbation is one of the many layers of his character :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:21, archived)
# JUST LOOK AT IT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:31, archived)
# Great punchline, there
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:03, archived)
# *yawn*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:42, archived)
# sorted

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:29, archived)
# Hahahah, he looks so pleased in the bottom frame.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:34, archived)
# By "pleased" do you mean
"still"?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:37, archived)
# Well that too, he just looks like he really wanted that pint.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:43, archived)
# same
thing
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:59, archived)
# he finally fucked Parkinson's right off :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
Bloody 'ell
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:41, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
*Can't stop watching!* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:59, archived)
# Have a silly paintmash:


You're welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:56, archived)
# Cerne Chavas Giant?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:06, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:23, archived)
# I was just looking at these (c. 1000 BC):
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Kiviksgraven_slab_1.jpg
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Kiviksgraven_slab_2.jpg

Key to slab 1:
"Let us rock gently in our special device and try to dodge the whirling balls while the orchestra play their Dr. Seuss flugelhorns"
8 giant bipedal sea otters making soup
"Come, fellows, let us attack this enormous jar, we will surely defeat it"
"Get into that enormous jar, you, or I'll use my prehensile tongue"

Key to slab 2:
Chariot pulled by longhorses, various diagonal animals
OMG run away from the 8 giant bipedal sea otters.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:17, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:13, archived)
# quality !
:)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:02, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:43, archived)
# hahahaha
absolutely marvelous
f.p. this now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:47, archived)
# you really are an utter nonsense :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Bloody hell you complete loon!!!!
Hugs
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:56, archived)
# Hahahaha! Silly.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
took me two reads :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:07, archived)
# Me too
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:10, archived)
# M.E. three
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:40, archived)
# Arghhhhh
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:07, archived)
# Just stand there a moment
While I go fetch my spanging pan.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:10, archived)
# No body disorder's better
Makes me feel I need the rest.
My body does it, half as quick as you.
But baby baby, baby there's no test.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:17, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant *clicks like a cunt*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:27, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
Knew it was you Archie straight away...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:40, archived)
# I've been awaiting this reply from you :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:50, archived)
# You mean "I've been expecting this reply from you"
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:59, archived)
# I didn't want to appear too obvious with that reply :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:01, archived)
# No, Mr Q4, he expects you to die.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:08, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
First I was like huh . . . then I was like HAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:41, archived)
# Oh dear
Oh deary deary me
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:42, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Excellent sir! *Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:06, archived)
# I first thought "uh oh, Archie's lost his mojo"
Then I re-read it and realised your mojo is well and truly intact.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:07, archived)
# cheers, 'pot. Hope you're well.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:13, archived)
# Hahaha nicely spangworthy.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
Smashing :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:14, archived)
# Oh fucking hell
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:00, archived)
# aaahahahaha
so wrong... :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:10, archived)
# *sigh*
Very very :)
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:50, archived)
# Fan-tabby-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:28, archived)
# Great minds :)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Victor Meldrew, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:36, archived)
# hahaha
belta
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 18:01, archived)
# Just had a look at my profile and lo and behold it showed me that today marked my


11 fucking years...I was 29 when I first started coming here!

11 years worth of seeing some of the sickest and most disgusting pics known to man and I would not have it any other way :)

Thanks everyone for making me laugh for well over a decade.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:11, archived)
# Crappy candles indeed!
btw, I'm from County Tyrone!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:17, archived)
# Hey, Tyrone, I'm in a County!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:11, archived)
# You've had a good innings
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:33, archived)
# Congrats!
Redexed frontpages on a profile page is a sure sign of an elder b3tan. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:34, archived)
# congrats
candle day was an inside job
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:51, archived)
# happy double figured candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:53, archived)
# happy candles
old timer
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Goes by so fast!
lol happy candles
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:01, archived)
# Congrats, old-timer!
And get to Falkirk, indeed. I went to see Hunter and Docherty live, many years ago. Hilarious. I still have a Stoneybridge t-shirt somewhere.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:04, archived)
# Me too
and also John Sparkes performing as Frank Hovis just about 5 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:09, archived)
# Goddamn I love Frank Hovis
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:37, archived)
# when are they going to release Mr Don and Mr George on DVD?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:21, archived)
# You can run but you can't hide your legs
is the only thing I remember from that show.

I bought the Absolutely boxset recently, and it stands up brilliantly, so I imagine Don and George would too
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:32, archived)
# It took a decade of petitioning
before Channel 4 released Absolutely.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:36, archived)
# it is all on 4OD I think
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:59, archived)
# idiots
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:41, archived)
# yeah I've got that too
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:58, archived)
# Happy b3taday you old bugger!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:12, archived)
# Happy candle day!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Victor Meldrew, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:15, archived)
# alright ty
have a CDC
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:21, archived)
# CUNT HIM IN THE EGGHOLE
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:32, archived)
# Ceefax lives on
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:33, archived)
# Dirt blurter IS egghole.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:44, archived)
# Egghole is not durtblurter.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:10, archived)
# Good on you, sir
many more crappy candles to come
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:36, archived)
# happy candles !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:50, archived)
# Yeah, but, cos it's shit here
I think your candle comes up the day before.
I checked on my 10th and fuck all candles.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:19, archived)
# Good god you old fart
/loves ya really
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:43, archived)
# If anyone ever names an album Bum Worms, they can have this as the cover.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:55, archived)
# Your Bum Worms are making me itch
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:58, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Lully! :) If bum worms CAN be lully ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:59, archived)
# They are clearly misunderstood.
I don't think David Attenborough has ever done a programme about bum worms.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:02, archived)
# David man, bum worms are private
bum worms are between a man and his concience
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:16, archived)
# hahaha
contact the BBC immediately
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:18, archived)
# He'd have to spend a week living amongst them, in their natural habitat, to gain their trust
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:05, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
oh jesus *wipes tears*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:14, archived)
# Nice
Bum worms make great pets.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:19, archived)
# And they're slimming, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:21, archived)
# Hahaha
ew

cute!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:38, archived)
# oh fuck
hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:52, archived)
# bum worm jim
we think he's mighty fine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:54, archived)
# haha
i used to have bum worms when i was little. They were itchy
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:00, archived)
# lol, nice
just as I'm eating as well. : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:02, archived)
# Hahahaha! Smiley little fellows aren't they...?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:10, archived)
# ahahaha
topsy and tim: after dark
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:13, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:17, archived)
# i don't know what a worm startler is, i just know i want one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:18, archived)
# woo.. they look very healthy
must be on a good diet
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Hahaha yay for Bum Worms
Bum worms will be stuck in my head now.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:18, archived)
# BUM! WORMS!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:15, archived)

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