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# "Come down B3ta, me show you good time!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 10:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 10:08, archived)
# as we used to say
that grapes my squildo
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 10:09, archived)
# TGMTRFF
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 10:13, archived)
# Fuck off, Granddad
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 10:15, archived)
# Grandad only has two d's you fucking retard.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 10:55, archived)
# "Grandda"?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:10, archived)
# Ah, the good old days.
Talking of which, you really should change your name now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 10:55, archived)
# Well *hello* there
You look like a feisty young filly
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 10:16, archived)
# Oh my word!!!
Hahahaha, excellent Q! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 10:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 10:22, archived)
# *liberally applies mind bleach*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 10:25, archived)
# Hahahaha!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 10:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 10:36, archived)
# there are few things that scare a young lady that had killed a man in cold blood.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 10:46, archived)
# I always wondered what you looked like...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 11:14, archived)
# I've grown a lot, put on weight, changed gender, lost a lot of hair, and completely changed facially since that picture.
But otherwise it's a pretty good likeness.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 11:17, archived)
# Ah... I see....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 11:31, archived)
# Hahaha christ it's like looking in a mirror.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 11:32, archived)
# Do you have her number?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 11:40, archived)
# 4291
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 11:46, archived)
# Oh sorry, I thought she was Frank Carson.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:08, archived)
# I'll see your 4291
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0tiNwOpZ68
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:53, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:07, archived)
# OMG
That wins the pipes.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 11:07, archived)
# I'm disgusted and aroused at the same time!!! Help
Top work there
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 10:40, archived)
# Snow White and the seven shrooms

or something
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 5:57, archived)
# Soundtrack:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=71gI8xMfJO0

Massive Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:52, archived)
# Nice work
Snow White, the Saw edition
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 10:08, archived)
# Hahaha
I approve of this.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 10:41, archived)
# he's really enjoying that
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Game of draughts?


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(wizzer77, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 0:04, archived)
# where's this global warming we were promised?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 0:42, archived)
# D'awwwww
lovely animation, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:11, archived)
# hahaha
lovely work
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 10:10, archived)
# Wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 10:41, archived)
[challenge entry] TRY ME

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 1:36, archived)
# Very good, the floor's a nice touch :)
Door should be open?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Yum
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 20:23, archived)
# Bishop Peter?

de-ris en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippos
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 20:46, archived)
# never buy a horse in Greece
they'll rip you off and sell you a hippo:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 21:00, archived)
# The bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 21:15, archived)
# Jeremiou Annoyopoulous?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 21:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 21:25, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 22:07, archived)
# Oh god.
If that bastard starts cutting loose with his poo....

*runs for the hills*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 2:13, archived)
#
haha
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:10, archived)
# That's where I went wrong
I'd been going to 1b High Street to a Mr Gotalottahossclipclopalos.

He sold me the Greek national debt.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
I loved that game as a kid.

SO. FUCKING. NOISY.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] this is from a while ago

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(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! brettvincent hmmmm, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 18:51, archived)
# goes with this

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(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! brettvincent hmmmm, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 18:53, archived)
# "buried treasure, you said....treasure beyond your wildest dreams..."
"just take me home, trevor"

(orbojunglist, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 19:43, archived)
# Avast, ye swabs!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 19:55, archived)
# "Note to self - check chelonid is of marine variety before attempting sea voyage"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 20:07, archived)
# Poor Pedro :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 20:16, archived)
# He can't help being a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 22:09, archived)
# should have gone for a turtle
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 20:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 22:27, archived)
# This cruise has been a turtle disaster
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 7:32, archived)
# *oof*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 11:04, archived)
[challenge entry]

Apparently, Jimmy Savile was a paedophile.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 18:14, archived)
# hehe
Jimmy's chair..... *shudders
*edit.. has this image been on a hot wash ; )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 18:39, archived)
# hahaha
fantastic, this should be a real game
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 19:10, archived)
# I suspect it might be.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 19:15, archived)
# Hahaha ewww
Finger, up the bum on TOTPs.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 19:15, archived)
# brilliant
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 19:23, archived)
# haha winner
they may sell it in Boys R Us

edit; and congrats on the insta - FP !!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 19:24, archived)
# Blimey.
And thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 19:52, archived)
# Nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 19:30, archived)
# hahaha
XD
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 19:31, archived)
# Many thanks for the FP, kind stranger.
Always appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 19:54, archived)
# Superb as usual Cap'n!! :)
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 21:41, archived)
# Tony Blackburn... Bruce Foresythe
How were these people not involved? This is the question that haunts me.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 22:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:13, archived)
#
ace!
(Jeremy Jumbles, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 0:11, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 0:42, archived)
# Who fancies a pint?


Slow here recently.

Edit. Wow, I know it wasn't me that killed B3ta, but I feel like I'm driving a knife into it's fetid, bloated corpse. On the upside, I have a chicken pie for tea.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 17:20, archived)
[challenge entry] It is very quiet.
I made this but don't think I'll bother now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 18:05, archived)
#
p b

*sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 18:12, archived)
# Two pints of cider - ice in one of them, please.
I'll get the next round.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 18:15, archived)
# and two gin chasers?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 22:29, archived)
# Has it been quiet?
I haven't been around to check
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 18:29, archived)
# Who, what, ris
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 18:57, archived)
# It is my friends pub
in the background. The rest, I'm Rissing too.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 19:45, archived)
# Hello missy, you're not far out from that there London are you
why not come to our drinkie doodle?
b3ta.com/calendar/event/25046
This invite goes out to everyone here obviously
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 19:21, archived)
# I'm not very good at social events these days
But if I can bring a mate I might look in. Not too far by toob.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 19:42, archived)
# do, the more the merrier
we don't bite and there's always a quiet corner
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 19:44, archived)
# It would mean confessing to a friend
I'm a B3tan... I don't think that is easy for anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 19:48, archived)
# we're just people in a pub
some of who are drawing, others are trying to put twiglets up their nose
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 19:56, archived)
# I'm sorry to say
I think I know what the ratio of that would be.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 20:01, archived)
# I'll get the twiglets
btw I have not formally accepted but I intend to make the trip from deepest darkest Wiltshire to doodle.

Sundae, Sundae, come out and play ....................
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 20:23, archived)
# Awesomes!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 20:35, archived)
# Trouble is, I actually see it this way....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwwY9y6O3hw
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 20:50, archived)
# yep that was the reference
but they win don't they?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 21:01, archived)
# With help.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 21:03, archived)
# I never saw that one
My reference to "Warriors... " is this: youtu.be/CsRc4W5d40U
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 21:21, archived)
# That video is friggin awesome!
Thank you so much for showing it to me
(emptyspace, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 10:20, archived)
# nicely
i'm having cider and beer for dinner at the moment.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 19:22, archived)
# very nice
long time no speaky :-(
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 19:24, archived)
# Doesn't seem that way to me
because I see my calendar every day :)
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 19:43, archived)
# Sounds a bit "one way" ;-P
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 20:11, archived)
# I've been up to my neck in it mate.
Ill relative, and it appears Little Miss 'Knows Feck All' is dealing with it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 20:21, archived)
# sorry to hear that
let yer hair down (or shop it)

come to the doodle
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 20:24, archived)
# We will see.
A B3ta bash would be quite something. I'm not sure what, but something.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 20:47, archived)
# I'll go
But only if Sundae does. I get scared without her and her guns. Her tight pants make no impression on me. At all.
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 0:42, archived)
# The last time we went running about
you were armed. It didn't end well.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 1:30, archived)
# I shot myself in the foot....then shot the ceiling
and the floor, walls, windows.

I shot everything. I pity the clean-up guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 1:47, archived)
# I remember when all this was Threadrushes
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 22:57, archived)
#
(Stoneage_Romeo, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 16:01, archived)
# Bears shit in the pope, woods are catholic.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 16:15, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 16:43, archived)
# 9 years ?...fuck!!....you really ARE from the stoneage
relativenoob/blog
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 16:23, archived)
# both organisations seem to spend a lot of time in pubs
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 16:35, archived)
# Fucking racists, all look the same don't they, you can't tell 'em apart
We should send them all back
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 16:40, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 19:13, archived)
# Whos responsible for the deaths of more muslims, Nigel Farage or Tony Blair?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 16:47, archived)
# A. Sadaam Hussein
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 16:58, archived)
# Andi Peters.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 17:02, archived)
# Gordon the Gopher was the real mastermind behind that scheme
Fact : Gophers live in burrows underground.

Fact : Saddam Hussein was found in a burrow underground.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 18:32, archived)
# Shaft!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 17:08, archived)
# Damn Right!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 17:51, archived)
# Thora Hird
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 17:14, archived)
# the crusades
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 17:19, archived)
# best of all the ades
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 17:36, archived)
# Malaria
...those darn skeeters
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 18:01, archived)
# EDL tend not to use the 'no surrender' bit as it has anti-Irish connotations
which might upset their leader, since he's a second-generation immigrant from that neck of the bogs.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 17:14, archived)
# that image came off their website today.
(Stoneage_Romeo, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 18:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Achtung!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 15:51, archived)
# Extra points for the collar tab.
Bra-vo
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 16:03, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 16:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
Oh shit, the choking hazard warning, lol.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 16:17, archived)
# bindun
very derivative
(Quoth, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 18:00, archived)
# Buy a fucking icon, post something worthwhile and then, if you're really, really good, you can criticise Taters.
Until then I suggest you shut the fuck up and piss off back to bullying Christians in your World of Wankcraft evenings.
Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 22:31, archived)
# you mad bro?
bad cranky troll is bad and cranky
(Quoth, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 0:35, archived)
# iS tHis SEat taKEn?

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 15:30, archived)
# yEs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 15:34, archived)
# heh.....heh heh :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 15:35, archived)
# I'm now trying to work out if having really long arms would be a help or a hinderance
I guess we evolved them this long for a reason, but having them 5 feet longer would make putting things on shelves so much easier.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 15:38, archived)
# Parade grounds would have to be a lot bigger.
 
(everyone positioned an arms' length apart, you see...)
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 15:42, archived)
# Darts would be a much easier game

there's an idea b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1987880
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 15:48, archived)
# Sounds like a good idea,
Eye this one will have legs, there is no arm in it, etc.

Edit: Pedro may win this. Time to be off now.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 16:14, archived)
# Quick work!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 15:38, archived)
# Disgustingly quick and professional. {:-<
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 15:42, archived)
# 2 seconds later, from another angle:
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 15:41, archived)
# "YOinK"
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 15:42, archived)
# he shut the window too :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 15:43, archived)
# Haha
Dammit, so close...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 15:50, archived)
# Van gogh chair.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 15:44, archived)
# And 8 years later, the chair re-appears...
and yet it doesn't appear to have aged a single day..!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 15:44, archived)
# P.S.
I can't be arsed to illustrate that.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 15:45, archived)
# Beautifully sinister.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 15:42, archived)
[challenge entry] in a way, they're all winners!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 14:11, archived)
# I miss Oshomer Bin Laden's videos...not been any for a while :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 14:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 19:31, archived)
# And dead
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Osama Chimp Laden?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 15:05, archived)
# haha.....him and Bush were like brothers
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 15:10, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 15:05, archived)
# I'd by that for a fuckin' dollar.
We used to play a Scrabble variant that scored double points for every rude word (or sound effect), encouraging creativity and obscenity (and drinking) in equal measures.

Sadly this is not one of the options that Mattel has added to their scandalous Faceboook update of the game, and I for one am fucking fuming.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 15:10, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 15:13, archived)
# Cocking brilliant! Nun spank shit fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 15:17, archived)
# Are Scrabble tiles having a joke?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 15:38, archived)
# If they were, it would be worth only 7 points
(G is 2, the rest are 1)... unless you got on a triple word score.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 15:58, archived)
# Nice!.... click
lol nice.... click
(I helped save b3ta! DrRobotnik83 ¸.·´¯`·.´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸><(((º>, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 11:17, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 9:10, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
Ning Froggie :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 9:21, archived)
# Fuck hahahahah
fucking Love IT
(herman:D, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 2:06, archived)
# This 'in the night garden' special edition
goes a bit far in my opinion
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 15:42, archived)
[challenge entry] My usual disclaimer - this took much longer than it looks like


de-ris: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Settlers_of_Catan
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 12:42, archived)
# I'd not heard of that
but the hexagons reminded me of short-lived, LP-shaped board game Kensington, which my dad used to keep sandwiched in his record collection.
Nice pic, btw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 12:54, archived)
# This is ringing a really faint bell - I'll have to google
I once dreamt up a hexagonal game idea linking coloured lines together. Spent a whole weekend drawing the tiles and cutting them out before a friend pointed out that EXACTLY the same game already existed.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tantrix
Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:00, archived)
# Dammit, someone always nicks the good ideas
I remember seeing Tantrix, but never owned it... found a pic of Kensington, though: www.collecticus.co.uk/items/images/7419.JPG - seems like Chevy Chase's Fletch is enjoying a game there!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:12, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:15, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm out of ideas......have a re-edit
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 12:56, archived)
# Haha, run miniature-Indy, run! *clickery*
I made this the other day for no discernible reason:
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:02, archived)
# haha...first thing I usually do for anyone doing a job for me..........mek 'em a brew :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:07, archived)
# Aye, can't beat a liquid incentive ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:17, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:16, archived)
# Aha! :D
She obviously wanted somewhere quiet to compose...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:19, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:26, archived)
# good stuff, Archie
hello!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:51, archived)
# YOU!
'ow do squire?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Not to bad
Manically busy, but just popped in for a bit of lunchtime (in)sanity

Glad to see you're still around - how goes it in the world of Norfolk-based Architecture?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:54, archived)
# very well here too :)
I shall catch up with you on Twitter if you still use it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:57, archived)
# Ahh, thought it might've been a bindun
and much more definitively too :) *clicky* from me
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 15:31, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! DrRobotnik83 ¸.·´¯`·.´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸><(((º>, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:16, archived)
# Poor Indy.....board game night isnt going well for him!
(I helped save b3ta! DrRobotnik83 ¸.·´¯`·.´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸><(((º>, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:38, archived)
# ^one of the best entries in this, or any other challenge, yet.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:54, archived)
# Nah, you've laid it out wrong.
And where are the ports?
Lol.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:04, archived)
# They're all clustered on the other side, far away from the resources they handle, as per usual :o)
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 12:03, archived)
# How croode of them!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 12:08, archived)
# Considering Lilo & Stitch's character designer worked on that film
The character designs are really ugly, and not just because they are cave-people.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 12:10, archived)
# I like the really early character sketches better, all angular and not as bland as the finished thing.
I think it went downhill when they tried to 3D it all, would have been nicer as a Flintstones-type cartoon.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 12:23, archived)
# indeed
CGI folks seem to clash with realism in an annoying way.
The designers come up with some nice sketches, then whilst being 3D-ified, they just go nuts with the detail.
Realistic hair, fur, lighting and skin detail on cartoony designs lead to some creepy characters.

I loved Cloudy with a chance of meatballs for daring to try something different and go mental with the cartoony-ness.
Its the most ive ever LOLed in an animated film, too:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlBnc9ngwGg
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 12:55, archived)
# Never seen it, will have to check it out :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:16, archived)
# I Liked Cloudy also
AND Megamind!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] O.J don't play no games...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:43, archived)
# But if he did play games, this is probably how he would have done it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:44, archived)
# Saddam was rubbish at hangman.....and hide and seek :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:53, archived)
# Say what you will about Saddam, but he was a true friend at the end
He really stuck his neck out for people.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:13, archived)
# The bloke that designed Saddam's bunker
was the grandson of the woman who designed Hitler's bunker.
It's an odd family business, but I guess it's a living...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:33, archived)
# bet Max Clifford wishes he had a bunker right now
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:37, archived)
# i'm sure they're still doing business
must be a website somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:48, archived)
# hahaha
I miss Police Squad
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:12, archived)
# In Color.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:53, archived)
# LOVE these
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 12:02, archived)
# AHHHH!
It's just like being there!!!

Most brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 12:22, archived)
# Those tiles used to go everywhere
no matter how gently you opened those plastic cases up...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 12:09, archived)
# Am we too late for the comp . . . . . . awww shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
the cheeky wee cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:45, archived)
# just a wee bit late.......gnomesayin' ?...:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:54, archived)
# needs more eggs
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:58, archived)
# Just seen that nonsense
That's what gave me the idea
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:06, archived)
# Hehe
Looks like Ant's advertising Gillette :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 12:10, archived)
# It's quiet around here.... almost... TOO quiet...
Something I did last year for the Gorillaz fans.

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 9:09, archived)
# But what do these little sharks actually taste like?

*tumbleweeds*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 9:53, archived)
# Fish mostly, just with a touch of heavy metals ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 9:55, archived)
# WHY IS B3TA BROKEN!
WHERE'S ALL THE PEEPS AT!?!?!/
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:27, archived)
# They all fucked off like you did.
Alright, soosh. Any broken bones?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:28, archived)
# Fair enough.
Funnily enough, I have just had my cast removed after breaking 2 fingers and my hand in 6 places :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:44, archived)
# How are you not dead yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:46, archived)
# I am not entirely sure.
To celebrate having my hand back I got really hammered the other day. I then proceeded to fall over and cut the side of my face :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:50, archived)
# wanking injury?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:12, archived)
# That's provoking some fierce imagery
but carry on :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:15, archived)
# furiously danger wanking on top of a rickity wardrobe
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:34, archived)
# in a burning house, wearing a shell suit
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:38, archived)
# while looking at the underwear section of the Grattan catalogue spring/summer 1987
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:50, archived)
# cor, as if wearing a shell suit isn't erotic enough!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:53, archived)
# I'm just about here
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:28, archived)
# Good to hear!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:51, archived)
# Watching today's Google Doodle open-mouthed
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:26, archived)
# Well, one of them tastes of lemon...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 12:00, archived)
# Needs moar bridges, helicopters etc,
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:22, archived)
# Duly noted :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:18, archived)
# Nice
I thought it was the shark from finding Nemo at first
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:28, archived)
# Bruce?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:45, archived)
# =Incoming quote=
This is the wattle, it's the symbol of our land
You can stick it in a bottle, you can hold it in your hand
AMEN!

*ANOTHER TUBE!*

I hated that Nemo movie, but the Sharks were the only thing worth noting so all good.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:17, archived)
# haha, "Fish are friends, not food!"
Having 3 nippers under 8 means I've seen all the kids movies, 5 times each. Nemo doesn't rate highly indeed. Did enjoy UP, Wreck it Wralph, Hotel Transylvania and more recently The Croods
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:28, archived)
# Have to admit my fave animations are "The Incredibles" and the first two "Ice Age" flicks
No kiddies in this household, but that never stopped anyone, I'm sure. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:46, archived)
# I knew it was by you before i even read the user name!
Gorillaz and greasers are to you like squirrels and tits are to Jolly Jack :-P
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:58, archived)
# Haha! That is the acest thing, actually :)
Thanks man, you've made me smile on what has been a rather ordinary and uninspiring day. I'm actually drawing another of my greaser gentlemen as we speak ;) Went to a massive Kustom Kulture car show yesterday and got a TONNE of photos of obliging chaps who happily let me photograph them so I could art them up later. Also, I don't mind being typecast one single bit, especially when mentioned in the same sentence as JJ!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:04, archived)
# I hope that shark
is being chased by Bruce Willis :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 12:13, archived)
# Yes
He's following in an El Camino that turned into a giant squid :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 12:24, archived)
# Just another day
in Gorillaz land...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 12:52, archived)
# Jewish Plonkers


Click for bigger (134 kb)

original article: tinyurl.com/nro6358
(Quoth, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 5:32, archived)
# Less is more, more or less.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 6:12, archived)
# That's chicken soup?
Looks more like a bowl of egg yolk with undercooked dumplings in it.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 6:30, archived)
#


www.partypants.fsnet.co.uk/masks/mask-rodney-trotter-nicholas-lyndhurst.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 8:41, archived)
# lol it says "plonkers"
this internet malarky's hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:07, archived)
# I once saw a picture of a cat on internet!!!!
I shud post it hear!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:00, archived)
# Nice line
I like the shade of red you used. Great photoshop work!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:59, archived)
# Are you kidding?
I did this in paint
(Quoth, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:14, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 9 Jun 2013, 22:14, archived)
#
you broke /board
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 9 Jun 2013, 23:52, archived)
# Seems like it
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 0:42, archived)
# A Goa'uld?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 3:42, archived)
# goood little mouse!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 5:02, archived)
# Nice worm action
terrible host
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:31, archived)
# ;)
(herman:D, Sun 9 Jun 2013, 21:55, archived)
# It took me some itime to notice what you did there...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Jun 2013, 21:56, archived)
# Source? You know, for research or sutin.

On second thoughts that middle one seems to have webbed toes on her left foot, so for that reason I'm out.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 9 Jun 2013, 22:25, archived)
# Frogist.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 9 Jun 2013, 22:43, archived)
# Huzzah for google reverse image search
www.pbh2.com/entertainment/cute-girl-gifs/

(Page 8 if you want to save your bandwidth)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Jun 2013, 23:26, archived)
# no!
I am about to use up all of the internetz nao, LOLOLOL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 0:11, archived)
# Golly!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 9:37, archived)
# Woah!
hypnotic
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 9:55, archived)
# When I die,
I want to be reincarnated as a boat.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:23, archived)
# They get this kind of thing all the time.

Click for 700+ more thingies

I just passed 700 strips of my comic a couple of weeks ago. Woot! :D :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 9 Jun 2013, 19:13, archived)
# Painful as usual
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Sun 9 Jun 2013, 19:55, archived)
# Thanks :p
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 9 Jun 2013, 20:20, archived)
# I'm certain that's pretty much what the original punchline was referring to
b3ta.com/questions/childhoodmisconceptions/post1504374
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Jun 2013, 20:02, archived)

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