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# aarghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaahhhhhhhhhhiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I have them!!!!!! I have BIIINFINGEERRRSSSSSSS


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(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:36, archived)
# I hope they're not too heavy, because then he'd be ... wait for it ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:38, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 15:26, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 15:37, archived)
# ... BIN LADEN
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 16:00, archived)
# Ba-dumn TISCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 16:07, archived)
#
Whenever I see this image, the hat and beard combo make me think it's Tevye from Fiddler on the Roof.
(I helped save b3ta! An astonishment swithen.uk, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 20:39, archived)
# Draw Bear Grylls balls deep in a capy...
oh, hang on, thought it was 'carton time'!

Nice bin fingers there.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:38, archived)
# R.I.P :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:49, archived)
# stinky bin fingers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 15:18, archived)
# Bin fingers!
With that background, for a moment I thought it was Jolly Jack returned to unburden his squits on us.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 16:10, archived)
# mostly bindun I now know, but all that cloning shall not go to waste
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:51, archived)
# the dog did it
those spots are, in fact, large patches of dried blood.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:53, archived)
# that's why they call them blood hounds
also he's dipped his tail in shit.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:57, archived)
# self-buggering beagle
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:58, archived)
# hahaha, if i had a tail and could.........................
................ I would!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:01, archived)
# bugger a beagle?
call the police!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:26, archived)
# Now wondering if anal sex is still a criminal offence.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:30, archived)
# Anal criminal is still a sex offence.
And a bloody good album.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 15:39, archived)
# dirty little murdering bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:09, archived)
# I had to google eric hill!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:19, archived)
# I googled myself
it was FAB!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:21, archived)
# according to google you're famous!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:26, archived)
# and so are all his poll-rigging comedy accounts
badum-tish
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:26, archived)
# He manipulates b3ta to his own advantage and our common good!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:32, archived)
# self-googling will make you go blind
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:27, archived)
# Good advise from miss jam jar specs there!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:29, archived)
# WHO SAID THAT!?
*squints*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:46, archived)
# spiked him through the heart with his tail then?
It's Steve Irwin all over again
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:57, archived)
# you can't trust the cute ones
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:08, archived)
# congrats on FP...oh
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:58, archived)
# I was only 16 hours and 10 minutes too late
easily overlooked
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:59, archived)
#
My 1st pic post & no attention, proper gutted !



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(Parky81, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:42, archived)
# *sympathy reply*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:43, archived)
#
It helps, thank you.
(Parky81, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:48, archived)
# everyone was too distraught to reply
except for me - I was too stupid to scroll down /board or even check the frontpage
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:56, archived)
# I'm not going to write another 'this place is dead on its arse' post, there are quite enough of those already.
<patronise>All I will say is, don't feel bad if no-one comments. We've all been there, posted a pic which took ages only to get no replies, and this will happen more often now that the site traffic has dropped from what it was a few years back.</patronise>
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:58, archived)
#
It's just one crushing blow after another, Eric's death & now this.
(Parky81, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:55, archived)
# Welcome new person
Stick around, comment on other peoples pics and you'll soon get replies :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 16:02, archived)
#
As an artist I let my work do it's own talking, I don't court public opinion.........much ;)
(Parky81, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 23:54, archived)
# Theseus defeating the Monitaur
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha, needs more Sudocrem.
needs more Sudocrem. needs more Sudocrem.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:46, archived)
# Hahaha :)
Ooopsie !
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:25, archived)
# the new durex advert is a winner
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:26, archived)
# Bob Ross; the early years...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:44, archived)
# Off to the orphanage you go little Timmy
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:55, archived)
# theseus, move your damn leg!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:26, archived)
# Quit HiDiMI!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:45, archived)
# that's a 22 inch, in the least!
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:48, archived)
# I should be in marketing. Or maybe not......
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 9:50, archived)
# Ha!
Needs more anchovies :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:04, archived)
# eeeeyeeeew
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:26, archived)
# I bet it already smells like it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:19, archived)
# Hahaha crusty :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
edit: is that the official logo top right? Fucking hell, that's horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:32, archived)
# yes it is and yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:14, archived)
# just about ready for that infamous smear test
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:50, archived)
# does it have a stuffed crust of inner cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 18:34, archived)
# deep pan
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 21:07, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Pop Star Kids - What did pop and rock stars get up to as kids. David Bowie on a space hopper, Bruce Dickinson making paper planes etc
Delet things from history - Google have been asked to do it, now you can in a visual form.
Casting ouch - Inappropriate casting: Chuck Norris in a RomCom, Alan Carr as an action hero.
Paper - One word challenge or show us your origami kung fu

Because of possible poll rigging we're returning to the old ways, just post a reply in this thread with which of the topics you want and I'll count them up.


polls close tomorrow morning
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 8:10, archived)
# Pop stars and kids?
...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 8:13, archived)
# you have a one track mind
Are you still a member of the Gary Glitter fan club?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 8:14, archived)
# Do you want to be in his gang?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 11 Jun 2014, 8:38, archived)
# PAPER
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 9:10, archived)
# SCISSORS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:15, archived)
# Best of three?
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:32, archived)
# LAVA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:39, archived)
# THE NEW YORK CITY FIRE DEPARTMENT!
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:42, archived)
# AN AIRPLANE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:00, archived)
# A SPEEDING BULLET!
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 16:24, archived)
# WEE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 17:02, archived)
# Walks out
Slams door
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 20:51, archived)
# Delete things from history, please!
*fixes vote with crisp £5 note*
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 9:20, archived)
# PAPER !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 9:33, archived)
# does this include cardboard?
I'll only participate if this includes cardboard.
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 20:37, archived)
# Pop star kids
Ithankyouplease
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 9:50, archived)
# Casting Ouch
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:04, archived)
# casting couch
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:09, archived)
# What is deletting?
it gets my vote : D
edit..Poll rigging???
wtf
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:17, archived)
# Deletting is the more sophisticated and delicate form of erasing

Hekim is convinced people are signing up with multiple accounts and re-routing IPs and using cloaking devices and all sorts of caring too much to skew the vote.
So we're doing things the caveman way this week to see how the voting differs.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:51, archived)
# And we all know how well the caveman voting system worked
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:17, archived)
# my memory is awful
why did we have to go to the minipolls before?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:43, archived)
# Science,
we did it for science.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:59, archived)
# so I can still reply with my comedy account, HA HA HA!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:59, archived)
# TRACE THE IP USING A GUI IN VISUAL BASIC!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:54, archived)
# Don't give them any ideas
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:01, archived)
# if I knew what that meant I would
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:32, archived)
#
Me and my 32 comedy alt accounts *edit* friends who all use the same computer as me all say "Delete things from history"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:50, archived)
# casting thing
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:06, archived)
# delete things
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:14, archived)
# Paper please.
(I'm not convinced it won't die on its arse, but it is nicely different to the norm)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:15, archived)
# Delete things from history for me please God please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:16, archived)
# Delete things from history, please!
Have another fiver
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:22, archived)
# Delete things from history
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:23, archived)
# Delete things from history
I see from your post that you have already deleted the 'e' from the end of delete, ah ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:33, archived)
# It's as if
Wordy and 'Magic, Magic E' never happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:43, archived)
# Fucksake! You must be older than me!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 15:47, archived)
# Delete things from history
ta
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:56, archived)
# delete things from history
history is about the only thing on that list that interests me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:22, archived)
# Delet things from history
please.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:45, archived)
# Delete things from history
(so what's the plan, if some caveman-style voting users have never posted pictures, their vote doesn't count as we presume those are the fake accounts?)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:57, archived)
# Anything Hekim didn't vote for
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:00, archived)
# -_-
There's only one way to save b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 15:59, archived)
# Paper
(Vladimir Gluten, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:01, archived)
# *golf claps*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:38, archived)
# Hahaha
stick it to the man
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:02, archived)
# Casting!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:06, archived)
# paper
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:31, archived)
# MANUAL voting?
Since I'm 99.99% unlikely to actually post an image, and you're asking so nicely...

Pop tarts sounds like good fun
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:52, archived)
# Deleting things!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:52, archived)
# Nigel
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:09, archived)
# making plans?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:22, archived)
# Delete things
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:41, archived)
# Paper
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:50, archived)
# my buttons, they do not work
my b3ta, they do not work
my b3tards, they do not work
my images, they do not work
my vote, they do not work
my casting ouch, they do not work
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 15:04, archived)
# i vote for this^
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 20:23, archived)
# I'm a dab hand at origami, but it's a shite challenge.
Casting couch is dullsville headswops.

Delet things
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 15:06, archived)
# my oldschool vote goes to
deleting things from history
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 15:19, archived)
# Pop star kids.
You fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 15:43, archived)
# Deleting things from history gets my vote.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 16:09, archived)
# Yep. Mine too.
(sock puppet, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 16:10, archived)
# And my vote too. (definitely not a sock puppet or a self-aware computer programme)
(Ronnie Pickering, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 16:12, archived)
# Thanks for agreeing guys. Lets hope Happy Toast can't look at ip adresses...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 16:13, archived)
# you forgot to reply with your 4th account
So how many times do you normally vote?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 16:57, archived)
# casting ouch
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 11 Jun 2014, 17:28, archived)
# Casting Ouch !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 20:15, archived)
# Delete
It even has its own key on the keyboard.
(I helped save b3ta! UF0 I ignore ALL board nazis!, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 20:41, archived)
# PAPER
That way, maybe origami dragons.
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 5:07, archived)
# Dude that owns the RV park wanted me to trim the hedges around our spot...
Since I figured this was already covered in the rent agreement, I trimmed it into a mighty HEDGE-COCK!

(Well I tried me best anyways)

From the front it looks like a nice little overhang. From the back.. MIGHTY HEDGE-COCK!

Wish the real thing thrusted like this.


Resim hosting: UploadEdit.com
(yeswehavenopasties, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 2:00, archived)
# I like the darkness of the subject matter
Very hedgy
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 5:13, archived)
# Big Green Giant?
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 9:20, archived)
# Ho' ho' ho'
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:53, archived)
# Original
Normally gifs get scaled up
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:32, archived)
# Grasscock?
Well it's all greenery innit? Oh please yourselves. Quietly.

www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Ely/Offensive%20hedge%20gets%20the%20snip.htm
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 18:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Let's Hear it for Kim Jong-un! A lot to be proud of.


shit post # 1,856
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 21:38, archived)
#

(herman:D, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 22:35, archived)
# COOooooooooooooool Cat!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 23:19, archived)
# And those dogs are very well fed!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 22:36, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 23:25, archived)
# Camp leftovers
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 23:27, archived)
#
(herman:D, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 22:36, archived)
# Chomp Chomp Chomp...............
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 23:22, archived)
# SIRENCE YOU CAPITARIST LUNNING DOG!
Mmmmmmmm, dog. tasty, tasty dog. STOP LUNNING DOG! STOP LUNNING SO KIM CAN EAT YOU!
Stupid dog.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 10 Jun 2014, 22:40, archived)
# Your Engrish is extra ordinary!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 23:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! I F Hobo then {steal bindle}, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 20:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick, dirty, based on bitter experience
dirty based on bitter experience

Multiplier factors include: Amount of work done since last save imminence of deadline cruel irony of timing likelihood of sympathy from colleagues/boss/partner/cat.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 20:41, archived)
# This also works for computer games with no autosave feature
With a spike right where "Just spent half an hour figuring out how to defeat the horribly powerful boss" sits.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 22:24, archived)
# Oh yes
Likelihood of power cut / tea spillage / cat attack / solar flare also skyrockets.

...And what the hell is this doing at the top of the popular page?
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 19:26, archived)
# Quick n dirty. RIP Eric.
(Pob mk2, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 20:41, archived)
# Awww
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 21:42, archived)
# ^ This.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 22:16, archived)
# That^
(herman:D, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 22:37, archived)
# ^ Those things!
(Pob mk2, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 0:13, archived)
# ^ Also the above.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 0:48, archived)
# ^ and t'other
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 0:51, archived)
# most definAtely all of thoses
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 11 Jun 2014, 9:15, archived)
# your so rite
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:04, archived)
# and, of course,
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 16:02, archived)
# Well done
Nice job. Very fitting.
(ed-z, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 18:32, archived)
# top
stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 14 Jun 2014, 0:24, archived)
# New Volume To The Spot Series


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(Parky81, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 19:46, archived)
# "Famous Narcoleptics through History" #1
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 16:57, archived)
# D'oh !
(herman:D, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:12, archived)
# a d'oh thread so far
wonder if Beau Bo D'oh will post anything
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:18, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 18:20, archived)
# We must perform a quirkafleeg!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 23:09, archived)
# Poor Homer
He's clappered out!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry] i was sure there was more...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:05, archived)
[challenge entry] pea4comp
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 10 Jun 2014, 15:55, archived)
# Hit me!
"click"
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 16:08, archived)
# well then
This reminds me of a history text book from my school days, there was a picture of a black fella getting beaten by, I think, a policeman and some comical champ had written a speech bubble on it saying 'hit me with your rhythm stick'. so, there you go.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 16:23, archived)
# My favourite history book at school had a picture of a beheading by sword
Someone had crossed out the caption and put "Japanese game of endurance" underneath instead. It also had a picture of some nazi soldiers marching some captured troops down a hill, the same wag had drawn a poo just where one of the soldiers was about to step.

I was 13 alright! It was very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 16:38, archived)
# Viz used to run a history textbook picture defacement competition
I defaced the picture many times but never sent it in...which seems like it was wasteful because I entered their crossword competition once and won £50 and a mug
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 19:51, archived)
# That's beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:19, archived)
# Two fat persons?
*click click click*
(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 8:31, archived)
#
b3ta.com/talk/6919691
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 8:18, archived)
# I do like that,
but then I am a Paul Simon fan...
(Carlosfandango, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 19:37, archived)
# Rembrandt!? Nah…..
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 11:18, archived)
# Genuine Rembrandts you say..?

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Ownership of world oil reserves
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 9:17, archived)
# Expect the 2026 World Cup to be held in Antarctica.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 9:31, archived)
# I hear the Antarctican government is undemocratic and supports terrorism
and should be liberated by the Americans.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 9:45, archived)
#
I hear they are more like banana split republics....
(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:10, archived)
# They're alredy on it
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Navy_Marine_Mammal_Program
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:24, archived)
# ever noticed how antartica is
predominantly white too? racist nation.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:07, archived)
# Those bloody penguins
No wonder they go about everywhere in those expensive dinner suits
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:04, archived)
# just try and stop me, bitches!
(heine is living in a recurring nightmare of jibberish, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 8:32, archived)
# You could be left on the naughty step
I was on the naughty step once. Luckily I had some polos to keep me occupied. I sucked them for so long that you could actually see each individual cell when you held it up to the light.
(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 9:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 9:29, archived)
# Fuckin' Disney...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 9:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
Perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 11:32, archived)
# a repost but it reminds me of..


Click for bigger (101 kb)

(i_satan, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 12:51, archived)
# Frickin' elephants shooting lasers out of their tusks
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 19:53, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 15:08, archived)
# Frickin' elephants shooting lasers out of their eyes
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 19:53, archived)
# ;)
(herman:D, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 16:50, archived)
#
(herman:D, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 16:32, archived)
# trainers racing....my money's on yellow
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 16:49, archived)
# Mass shooting Bingo


To play: scan the internet, and win. And by win I mean we all lose.
(gijoel, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 0:55, archived)
# I blame computer games, liberals and roleplaying games
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 1:11, archived)
# D'oh
Where were you half an hour ago when I was making this damn thing. :)
(gijoel, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 1:25, archived)
# popular music too - whatever is currently popular!
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 10 Jun 2014, 8:50, archived)
# you forgot "systematically ignoring evident misogyny"
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 2:44, archived)
# You missed shouting, "allahu akbar", and then gunning down unarmed soldiers in a gun-free zone
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_Fort_Hood_shooting

But I guess you have your own agenda
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 4:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 5:28, archived)
# Sad but true
Also, is it not an infographic?

Edit: And does my vote count before you compo it?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 5:41, archived)
# no square for media sensationalizing ?
No square for liberal's favorite hobby horse? Ride that bitch.
Come for British satire, get American politics. Again. Right off. There's no escape.
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 7:11, archived)
# I just heard the latest Alex Jones rant
Wow, is he ever so far over the edge! mediamatters.org/blog/2014/06/09/alex-jones-alleges-that-las-vegas-cop-ambush-wa/199644
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 7:13, archived)
# Gotta love the American meedja
Columbine shooting: what shall we blame? Trenchcoats. What shall we do about it? Restrict gun purchases to one per month.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 9:00, archived)
# Spotted Alex jones
Then realised that you weren't talking about the sexy, Welsh Alex jones on uk TV
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Tue 10 Jun 2014, 12:33, archived)
# "He was a quiet man, kept himself to himself"
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:50, archived)
# i made a mug that looks a bit like a dinosaur
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 23:42, archived)
# that is one mighty fine schnozzosaur
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 0:23, archived)
# that's a lovely mug
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 0:39, archived)
# I like this!
Also: can't stop laughing at this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 1:37, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 21:05, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 4:36, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 7:11, archived)
# mugshots!
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 10 Jun 2014, 8:51, archived)
# Looks like Leonard and Skugosaurus were making sweet, sweet love.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:32, archived)
# A few tweaks, and a bit of paint would give...
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:33, archived)
# tktktktktktktktktktktk
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:51, archived)
# This is most excellent.
For a moment when I saw the first picture, I thought it was going to be a chocolate teapot gag.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:51, archived)
# Is a teapot gag
...a classier version of a ball gag?
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 19:28, archived)
# You may be thinking of a teabag gag.
HTH.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 13 Jun 2014, 13:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Pantograph


old pea
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 22:36, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 23:24, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 23:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 23:36, archived)
# he's behind you!
(Ronnie Pickering, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 20:08, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 20:48, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 22:35, archived)
# Citizen Rik
May he be happy with the angels. Most likely amusing them and offending them
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 4:38, archived)

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