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sweary mary finally got her chance to sing!

/coat

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hanrahan, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:36, archived)

arf

good one

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:38, archived)

tourettastic

POO GAY FUCK-LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Psi, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:41, archived)

fucking

class! Cocksnot indeed! *snigger*

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:47, archived)

that has

made me chuckle.............lots !

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Tedmus, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:11, archived)

Scarier without his nose?

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:33, archived)

simply

yes

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hal9000 sme, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:34, archived)

good :)

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:34, archived)

faintly

pythonic, that.

and woo.

(nevermind, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:38, archived)

Eep

Yes!

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Spherix What, with these feet?, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:40, archived)

yes, quite a lot scarier

woo :)

(Maels, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:40, archived)

Hereeeees

JohnnY!

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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:40, archived)

looks like

the iron maiden man.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:45, archived)

lost ? this may help...

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:29, archived)

likes :)

(Pete_uk, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:38, archived)

Not

too late am I?

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Spherix What, with these feet?, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:18, archived)

Hahaha Woo

not at all.

You've brought your own wagon too!

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:19, archived)

Woo!

and YAY!

Anything from Viz gets a W/Y from me.

I <3 Viz. :)

(Psi, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:27, archived)

spacehopper bandwagon?

repost

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:30, archived)

Ooooh

can I?
also a repost

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Tedmus, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:40, archived)

relevant reposts

in threads are a good thing.
edit: so's your frog!

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:44, archived)

heres a little something i threw together

as a rival to our village bulletin, at the moment, the Hutton Cranswick Newsletter will be limited to two copies, one on each notice board in the village, but if i can be arsed and get enough resources, it might get bigger. hopefully (although unlikely) it will fool all the old biddies. just a little project of mine

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:16, archived)

woo yay!

everyone needs a hobby!

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whizzbang, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:20, archived)

hmm

i'd think twice about posting that on a village notice board if i were you. it could very easily be taken the wrong way

(edit)especially if there really is a hutton cranswick school

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Spoon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:22, archived)

thats

why i want it up. my village is full of oldies and i want to see if that buy it. "lost the use of his face" indeed.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:23, archived)

well, don't say i

didn't warn you :)

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Spoon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:25, archived)

just read the edit

i come from hutton cranswick. all places mentioned are real, all people mentioned do not exist.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:29, archived)

i'll say it straight. i don't think that is absurd enough to be seen as a joke. I would view it more as a hoax than a parody or satire.
I think that it has the potential to upset a lot of people, and not in a good way.
i can see this going very wrong, especially in a small village

but that's just my opinion

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Spoon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:38, archived)

thats cool. i dont think for a minute that its going to get as much publicity as i want it to. i dont think its going to get a thousandth of the publicity i want it to. i just dont like my village and its values and its locked away society ethic, so i just want to stir up some shit before i go back to uni. but cheers for that anyway.
edit: oh, it is a hoax though.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:42, archived)

I hope they DO take it seriously

f****** inbred small-minded racist, sexist, anything-ist, waste of oxygen "they make Royston Vasey seem normal" morons.

/bitter

(Psi, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:48, archived)

have you lived here

or visited it? you seem to know it awful well...

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:50, archived)

FACT:

all such villages are identical bar accents and differing (but equally absurd) "local" things.

so you see, i don't need to visit :o

(Psi, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:57, archived)

i assume the real newsletter

has a similar quality of news coverage to yours...

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teflon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:24, archived)

ballroom dancing lessons at the village hall every wednesday

thats just about it. theres no news it other than that, just full of adverts. oh, and the editor bitching about how no one gives two tugs about the bulletin.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:25, archived)

When does school term start again?

jesus f. christicles.

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SpunkyBackpack, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:30, archived)

my brother

goes back tomorrow. ive got another fortnight off.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:33, archived)

there is no justice

maybe in the extra two weeks you should learn about sarcasm and irony.

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SpunkyBackpack, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:37, archived)

i consider myself

incredibly well versed in the art of irony, and am currently studying for a doctorate in sarcasm. so instead, i will just do my music essay.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:39, archived)

"The Power Of Christ Compels You To Call..."

Legend.

My parents moved away from the North several years ago to live in an awful East Midlands village.

Therefore: I like your style. :D

(Psi, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:30, archived)

i live in the god awful

most backward part of yorkshire, and go to uni in leicester, and have literally stabbed my entire family in the back by saying i dont want to move back there when i finish uni. i hate the place.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:32, archived)

My mother

doesn't understand why I have no intention of moving in with them in the village.

I don't think the fact I've loved living in or near the big city all my life is enough of a clue.

Or the fact I'm 24 and live in my own place now.

Or the fact that every time I come here to visit I want to murder 99% of the God-awful inbred Royston Vasey-esque morons from round here (the other 1% are the ones who escape like you did).

Or (etc etc.)

(Psi, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:38, archived)

i feel your pain

brother.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:40, archived)

Fortunately

I've never lived where my parents now live for longer than two years (had to move back in with parents cos they lost jobs etc.). Unlike you I didn't grow up in village hell and don't nominally 'live' there now, thank fucksocks.

Those two years were the worst of my life, no contest, so i'll contribute to your breakout fund ;)

(Psi, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:44, archived)

which village?

c'mon... spill!

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stup0t, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:02, archived)

The dead kid story...

...is a tad on the strong side.

Use your powers wisely.

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:34, archived)

i know

but this can go two ways, i keep doing it or i dont keep doing it. therefore i have to start with something big. anyway, the body of the story is so stupid...

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:36, archived)

village green...

stake... and burning at, springs to mind.
Tho I do understand having lived in a small village for a year in my teens cos the folks thought it would be "cute" to live in one..

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Coprolite, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:44, archived)

oh theres nothing cute about my village

its about as cute as a dysentry ridden goat which has just been "put to sleep" with a hammer through its skull.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:49, archived)

You'ld be better off

making that story have a few more incredulities in it, the current ones, like "lost the use of his face" are a bit subtle, IMO.

I like the "unknown man goes into shop" story, though. That's good.

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pagram, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:45, archived)

well, like i said

i have just thrown it together, i really should have mentioned that this is kind of a draft.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:47, archived)

anyone got a text version

for us non-microsofties?

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stup0t, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:01, archived)

hang on five mins, i will stick up

a txt document with for you
(there arent any pictures in it yet anyway)

EDIT: reet, here you go

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:08, archived)

here is an interesting thing, done by a mate of mine...

see where all the news stories are going on in the world at a glance!
News Quake
interesting way of looking at the news!

I'm sure as hell not going to North Korea any time soon

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whizzbang, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:12, archived)

how very

Day Today-ish

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teflon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:14, archived)

here is the neeeeewwwws

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whizzbang, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:14, archived)

i'm going to have to go and watch that now

see what you've done?

I went and watched the Brass Eye paedophillia special today for laughs, after seeing Nicholas Owen on the ITV Lunchtime News telling us about the dangers of paedophiles on the internet.

"Let's put a bomb under Pantou's chin, and stamp on his neck".

Er, yes Nick.

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teflon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:17, archived)

let's rip that dog's brains out

you know when you say something and it sounds wrong? you instantly know, don't you? how did that NOT happen to people who were saying, "this is a hoax game"?

(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:19, archived)

Morris is an absolute

MASTER at making things just seem real... add that
to the fact that z list media whores will say literally *anything* for
money, and you're onto a winner.

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:22, archived)

It's the day today

with brian O'hanrahanrahan

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mikemystery blames the parents, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:14, archived)

Get me a taxi...

I'm late for my flight

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whizzbang, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:16, archived)

It's Peter

but anyway...

(Mattyboy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:17, archived)

I like it

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xian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:14, archived)

Am I on

Yet? :)

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:15, archived)

chris.

chris.

(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:16, archived)

there are no words

to describe how beautiful that is

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:19, archived)

Mike Reid in the future part 2...

Ah-gh, ah-gh, ah-gaaaahw!

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mikemystery blames the parents, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:05, archived)

Have some of that.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:07, archived)

Loganberry's Run

Click to prove a loganberry can look exactly like Michael York.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:19, archived)

I give it my best Mike Woo!

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:46, archived)

Cat in the hat

\coat

(Snafu, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:02, archived)

getting cats and dogs mixed up there

ooh, handbag

(Mattyboy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:03, archived)

I would...

Even if it meant saying "yes" for Wales...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:03, archived)

the t-shirt

puts me off a bit. So I'd remove it quick.

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:04, archived)

she does

have quite scary teeth. Probably the reason why the picture is of her with her mouth shut. I still would.

/rampant

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:07, archived)

hey....

im from wales

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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:16, archived)

cerys am byth

why does her t-shirt say gymru instead of cymru?

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:03, archived)

because the welsh can't spell

nationalism: the new racism? Discuss.

(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:04, archived)

carry on

i'm going home. i'm too scared to annoy the welsh.. they're fearsome peoples

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:05, archived)

actually it's a mutation

it happens for different letters in different types of sentence, like D mutates into Dd in one type of sentence and Gn in another.
Which is why i failed my welsh gcse.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:05, archived)

my mother was forced to to welsh even tho she was from london

she now 20 yrs later knows not a single word of it
what a waste of time that was

(Alpen, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:07, archived)

I was forced into it

i didn't want to, but they threatened me with evil scary stuff.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:07, archived)

like lanolin?

/stereotyping

(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:08, archived)

you what?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:09, archived)

clicky

here.

(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:15, archived)

that's actually fairly interesting

a similar thing happens in older english; s becomes f in certain parts of words - i think it's if it's at the ftart of a word or fentence.

(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:07, archived)

bringing to mind

the only really funny bit in Vicar of Dibley

"Succour"

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crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:10, archived)

terry pratchett's "carpe jugulem" featured the line - from a man with a lisp -

"TAKE THAT, THUCKERS!"

i asked him how he got it past his editor. he doesn't know.

(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:13, archived)

i think

that was just a typographical thing though, not how it was pronounced

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Spoon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:13, archived)

quite possibly

that lecture was a long time ago.

(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:14, archived)

I was just about to say that

rydw in byw yn gymru, ar y pen-y-bont

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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:14, archived)

i never liked essays

i deligate this task to others

(Alpen, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:06, archived)

because

certain letters at the beginnings of words are "softened" depending on the preceeding word.

They aren't just pretty faces, the Welsh, you know.

Some might say they aren't even pr... no, let's not go there.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:07, archived)

HEY, i'm pretty

oh, i was born in Wycombe...

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:09, archived)

hey

are u still in wales - if u are where

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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:24, archived)

say what you like about them

"lost cat" was a great single.

and i definately would.

(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:03, archived)

why the

carrot on her t-shirt, isn't wales repesented by the leek (heh heh, what a crap vegtable)

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null and void, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:07, archived)

because the

welsh for carrot is moron :D

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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:21, archived)

happy easter everybody!

Well, if caburys can start advertising cream eggs this early...

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LP, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:00, archived)

verily he shall rise again..

and then you'll be worried.. he shall wreak vengence upon thee.

or something

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:01, archived)

when he rises you'll wish he killed you all

/buffy

(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:02, archived)

Noooooooooooo!

etc

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:01, archived)

I've broke me tattyshop

You know the wee rubber stamp cloney thingummy, well when I attempt to use mine I do the alt click wotsit and proceed to clone but instead of nice cloney things I get a nasty greeny grey colour, most annoying it is and needs sorted but as I'm only 3 mths old I'm a bit baffled, please help
P.S. my dad typed this for me

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Dill, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:53, archived)

aha

yes, same here, except I get bubbles.

Is there some secret layer we're cloning?

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crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:54, archived)

bubbles a ha

maybe we're cloning textures?
good clue

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Dill, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:55, archived)

You might have

the pattern stamp tool selected intead of the clone one.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:55, archived)

are you gonna

givvus more clues then?

like how to turn the bloody thing off

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Dill, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:56, archived)

It's the same as when you click and

hold down on the lasso tool. There are a couple of choices. In Tattyshop Elephants the clone tool has two selections. One is clone stamp and the other is pattern stamp. Click it and hold the mouse button down and you should get a dropdown thingy with those selections.

Any use?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:59, archived)

You are the wind beneath my bingo

I'd now like express my gratitude to you through the medium of dance.

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crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:01, archived)

you are quite simply

a wonderful person who has gladdened the heart of a poor little orphan child, your life will be filled with nice big greasy things and your children will have lovely red hair
thank you from the bottom of by ankles

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Dill, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:02, archived)

I've just finished the first four Harry Potter books.

What a load of shite. As if a ginge is going to have two mates. (c)Viz

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:05, archived)

i used to be ginger

now i aint
now i have lots of freinds

(Alpen, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:08, archived)

sit on your dick for half an hour before masturbating

then it'll feel like you're wanking someone else (c) Viz
/coat

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teflon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:08, archived)

Oh dear.

How do I explain to people why I'm giggling like a girl?

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:15, archived)

dunno guv

nothing to do with me!

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teflon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:20, archived)

try right clicking on the tool

then choosing the other stamp.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:02, archived)

ditto above

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Dill, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:03, archived)

Grrr - tattyshop

ooo - the bear is back

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JJ, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:06, archived)

righty o

* i've done my washing
* i've updated my CV - now new and improved with XML ! (whatever the fuck that is)
* sent out for a couple of contracts.
* but i spent most of the day creating this lovely dragon
have a look at someone elses artwork here

(norman bates, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:48, archived)

[edit]

Oh dear, I had a feeling you'd thieved it. It's not big or clever.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:49, archived)

mother

you'd be even more impressed if you knew i had no hands

(norman bates, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:50, archived)

please don't start posting other peoples images again

it's fucking boring.

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pep, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:52, archived)

hail pep

voice of reason.

(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:56, archived)

*bows*

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:57, archived)

I need Rogan-san

to guide me again

*paints fence*

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crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:59, archived)

wax on

wax off... Now stand like a bender on this plank of wood in the ground...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:04, archived)

and kick someone in the face...

preferably that bates twat.

(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:05, archived)

if you think that

you have already lost

(lot of bloody use that in a competition)

okay, off home... thanks all for filling up my day with non-work wibbling.

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crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:08, archived)

Pep said the F word!

You're in trouble Batsey!

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Wifey, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:58, archived)

cough block ip cough?

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Spoon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:06, archived)

Tags *cough*

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:07, archived)

dunno what

you mean :)

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Spoon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:11, archived)

just let me know what it is
/evil

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discostu oh my, its back, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:15, archived)

are you

Australian then?
*edit* and your name is Sandy Cummins is it?

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:50, archived)

well

as a matter of fact i am

but my mother is from bukkarest - she was a gypsy

(norman bates, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:51, archived)

Pfft!

Sandy Cummins!

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:51, archived)

aye!

he nicked it from this site...

members.ozemail.com.au/~pjcsjc/

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:52, archived)

Yeah,

I saw that too. Still, Sandy Cummins, if that's not a porn star name, then I'm a Latvian.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:53, archived)

how is

Riga?

(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:54, archived)

ptaaaa!

pffffft!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:55, archived)

salty?

I was going to be called alexander until my dad pointed out tha if i was blonde i'd get called 'sandy'. which tells you all about the kind of school my dad went to, i s'pose.

weren't you going to mail me the ftp of the whale album?

(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:57, archived)

you're bloody right,

you know. I completely forgot... Hang on, I need to rip it 1st!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:00, archived)

my address is in my profile.

i'm off home soon though... so i'll d/l tomorrow.

(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:01, archived)

righto

will do!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:08, archived)

or more specifically

members.ozemail.com.au/~pjcsjc/fantasy.htm

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:55, archived)

Am I the only one

who thinks this anigif members.ozemail.com.au/~pjcsjc/hands_uplifted_to_the_cross_md_wht.gif could be enhanced by a pair of breasts?

Oh, I am.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:58, archived)

i'm thinking, change the hands to paws...

...maybe just me then.

(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:59, archived)

so basically

start from scratch?

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:06, archived)

that would be

claws

(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:08, archived)

Just a quick straw poll about the m3tatweening.

What kind of format would you like to view 21 animations that lead on from one another directly.
A flash of the whole thing eventually maybe, but in the meantime, i'm thinking a page per anim with a click to replay this anim, and a click to see the next one type thing.
What about size - Most are a few hundred k maximum a lot under 100k, but one is 1.5MB.
Are you all willing to deal with that kind of thing?
Any suggestions/improvements?
I'll be gone for a while so leave replies on this thread please.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:57, archived)

Would it be feasible

to have a divx of the whole thing?

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:59, archived)

flash please

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christhebarker, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:59, archived)

I can cope

with any size of file. So ignore my views.

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:00, archived)

i'd like

to see the whole thing as one complete anim. dial-uppers probably won't like that though, so how about having the option of a complete anim as well as separate bits? if that makes sense...

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zerolicious, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:00, archived)

what is

m3tatweening? Have I missed something important?

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:09, archived)

see here for some info

www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/anigif.htm

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:35, archived)

Oooooh dear.

Is that dubiously large one mine(sorry)? I'll make it smaller if it's gonna be a problem.
I had a mess, and with dithering off and only 128 colours it's ~630Kb. Hows aboot it then?

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:29, archived)

no wasn't yours

I think Baz may have hit on the best idea which is to make an avi out them all. Whaich div-x codec is best and most widely avaialble/compatible, would quicktime work? Realmedia would work but everyone hates it.
A video it shall be.
So I may as well get all the gifs at 256 colours

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:33, archived)

DivX 4 or 5 would probably

be alright. Most people have got the codecs for those. It's not a problem getting/installing them anyway, so it's sounds like a good way to go :)

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:45, archived)

and guess what...

it's from someone else's site!

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christhebarker, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:50, archived)

monkeydoo...

did you manage to find a pic of a hat with anarm and hammer. I only asky,'cos i couldn't find one either!

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robh, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:04, archived)

Settlers bring express relief

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crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:50, archived)

wow

i got a book with some of your artwork on the cover!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:51, archived)

Oh shit

It's him again, and he really is passing off others work as his own now.

How dull

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xian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:52, archived)

this is taken from a tattoo i have on my scrotum

(norman bates, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:53, archived)

goodness - how hilarious

is that your own joke? Ohhh, well done.

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pep, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:56, archived)

oooooooh

I love it when Pep gets feisty.

I do you know. I grin like an idiot.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:58, archived)

me too

and i don't even know her.

(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:00, archived)

Calm down, Pep

Leave it, 'e ain't worth it

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xian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:59, archived)

you're right it's true

and there was me thinking all the kids were back in school today...

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pep, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:02, archived)

welocome back

oh trolly one...glad to see you are still a tallentless gimp

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buckets, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:53, archived)

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:53, archived)

lovely

really nice

(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:55, archived)

I like that

I really do. But unlike some others *cough normanbates cough* I won't nick it and say it is my own.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:56, archived)

Master Bates

please don't post other people's stuff. You know what'll happen. Everyone will get all arsey and then it'll all get out of hand, and I'll end up deleting your pics again. Do your own pics, or stick to inane gossip with everyone else (but no thread wasting).
Please?

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Wifey, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:54, archived)

as mother said when i turned up on her doorstep...

YOU AGAIN

hello wifey. i'm actually off for a beer now, so i will leave you all in peace.

TTFN as tigger says.

(norman bates, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:57, archived)

are you sure you're old enough to drink that?

sweetheart?

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pep, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:58, archived)

old enough???

i doubt it...maybe he means babysham...

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buckets, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:59, archived)

Feel free to hang around

but just listen to what people say and we can all be friends.
Have a nice beer :-)

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Wifey, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:00, archived)

Please

just go away.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:55, archived)

there is one nice, funny norman bates

and there is you.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:59, archived)

dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner Penguinman

(dunnowhy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:46, archived)

Ummm

Just The Penguin, surely

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xian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:46, archived)

What's that

he's hiding behind his back?

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christhebarker, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:47, archived)

the real

penguin i assume

/based on the hat

(peepshowprent, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:50, archived)

The Penguin's top hat

Isn't it?

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xian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:50, archived)

I knew

that

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christhebarker, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:51, archived)

u needed

3 more dinners for a w/y/h

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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:37, archived)

Alright, you furry freaks. MOVE!

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:43, archived)

hehe

nice special edition! :)
This is the longest I've ever seen the board tolerate a star wars bandwagon...

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rogan, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:45, archived)

you can't be serious

everyone loves star wars, don't they?

(peepshowprent, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:48, archived)

i more like

and find funny and annoying with the useless stormtroopers

(Alpen, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:03, archived)

yeah but

it was made a long time ago (in a galaxy far far away). people get bored of things - but all the pictures so far have been great!
just, you know, law of diminishing returns and all that...

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rogan, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:13, archived)

hats off to you sir...

No-one like the stormtroopers to discpline those slovenly wombles

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Monkeyboy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:45, archived)

hahahahaha

class :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:46, archived)

Endor

is quite close to Wimbledon, actually.

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crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:47, archived)

I thought it was more Richmond way

but there you go...

(Mattyboy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:50, archived)

The Ewoks only say that

to lower their insurance premiums

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crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:52, archived)

it's just up from

Morden on the 163

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Pootle, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:57, archived)

...

i really like that - yay for Wombles!

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discostu oh my, its back, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:19, archived)

Dirty phone call

My phone just rang. I don't pick it up - I normally wait to see what they say on the answer phone before speaking.

Heavy breathing for 5 seconds.

Spooky.

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rob, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:38, archived)

hope you don't have any asthmatic friends

they might be fucked.

(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:39, archived)

sorry about that

couldn't find my inhaler.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:40, archived)

1471 ?

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hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:42, archived)

0891 50 50 50

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:47, archived)

*sings*

ooooo eight nine one...

FIFTY! FIFTY! FIFTY!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:47, archived)

spot on

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Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:51, archived)

...

...

I'm holding it now

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crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:42, archived)

quick

breath again or you'll go purple

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Monkeyboy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:43, archived)

second funniest post.

of the day.

(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:44, archived)

If this is the second funniest

that what's the most funny one of the day?

(1, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:12, archived)

"Hello?"

"National Asthma Council"

Sorry.

*snorts Ventolin*

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:44, archived)

I used to do that

And then you realise that they're doing the same thing, so neither of you say anything...

(Dr Newstead, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:45, archived)

but surely they know they're supposed to speak

because the answerphone will have a message saying "leave a message".

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:47, archived)

Maybe

at your house

(Dr Newstead, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:51, archived)

sorry

I got the wrong number...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:45, archived)

Just for you finate, a remake of an earlier pic, now with frank butcher

And the pun to go with it...
The new terminator 3 film, aptly titled, return of the butcher

(186 posts and no eye for a good front page, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:34, archived)

surely it should be called

Rise Of The Mike Reids

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:38, archived)

Ok, own up

Who broke the web? My .TK domain went missing for the night, one of my web pages disappeared and then came back, and I couldn't get on Messenger, so when I went to the status page, that wasn't there either.

(Dr Newstead, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:32, archived)

I couldnt get on messenger either

and i wanted to show off my terminator pics :(

(186 posts and no eye for a good front page, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:35, archived)

sorry, I needed the plug for something else

*puts it back in*

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crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:35, archived)

Well the .TK

people e-mailed and said the were having a problem with the unpaid domains. I forked out $19.20 for that...

(Dr Newstead, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:42, archived)

time to go home

chicken lattices and alphabites for tea... as always :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:36, archived)

*pictures your fridge*

Every night?

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crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:38, archived)

not every night.
half the time.
really going now.. Bye

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:38, archived)

even then

*shudder*

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crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:39, archived)

back to the t-shirt thread

the looks you get when you have this on your t-shirt...

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buckets, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:23, archived)

ooh!

have you got a high res one that you can sling at cafepress? (I'd buy one! :-)

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LP, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:26, archived)

clicky

here is the clicky for the file...might work, but im shite at this stuff so lets see shall we....
us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/f283628a/bc/fuck.jpg?bc4EcG.AkqAQDBb6">click me!

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buckets, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:27, archived)

nope

that didn't work did it...bugger...guess im going to have to go into production and run off a few more t-shirts then...better than real work i suppose : )

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buckets, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:51, archived)

Ha Ha, That's really funny!

I am a drug rapist! Heh! Crazy! Wild man! Like my old "I sexually abuse children" t-shirt !

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mikemystery blames the parents, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:29, archived)

i've lost my t shirt that says

"i'm pretty cute when you're drunk".

however, i am currently wearing my "Helvetica is NOT an Adobe font" shirt. geeky!

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teflon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:34, archived)

What font

is it in?

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christhebarker, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:44, archived)

Helvetica

oddly enough

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teflon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:46, archived)

Are you sure

it's not in Arial?

Typesetter Irony?

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crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:49, archived)

Check the curls

on the bottom of the lower case a's
right, that really is too geeky... and what with the return of Norman Bates above, I really am off now

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christhebarker, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:54, archived)

they've gone to the bother

of putting a ™ on the font name, so I'd imagine it's really Helvetica. That and the LinoType logo on the sleeve.
(I got it in Macworld Expo last summer. Now *that* is geeky)

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teflon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:57, archived)

Rohypnol

-
Because even losers need to pull.

A most woosome image (although the missus would shoot me in the knackers if I ever brought the t-shirt).

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Equus is still lurking, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:29, archived)

Would she if you

"bought" one ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:32, archived)

You, Sir, are more pedantic than

a computer program that has been designed to contradict people the world over at three million contradictions per second.

You have my respect.

;op

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:34, archived)

but it's not really "pulling" is it.

just like it's not exactly a "fuck" - it's raping a comatose body.

Small point I realise.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:35, archived)

does rohypnol make you comatose?

i didn't realise - thought it just made you suggestible and pliant.

(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:37, archived)

You're mixing it up

with flowers.

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crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:38, archived)

yes.

that would be right.

(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:39, archived)

Now THAT

made me laugh :)

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:40, archived)

i just emailed that comment to my brother

it made me laugh that much :-)

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knickers, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:54, archived)

it does.

I believe it depends on how much you have, though?

You know, I could be wrong. Does it make the point above invalid?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:39, archived)

not really.

i don't think either of them were funny, though.

edit: could be alcohol that makes you comatose as well. (i was going to comment on the new date-rape law which effectively removes consent from women who've had a drink, but this really isn't the time.)

(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:40, archived)

sorry.

Me being over-assertive there. :)

[edit]It's not is it... but boy do I have some opinions on that matter... :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:42, archived)

Quite

I feel ill. Turns out that I have a good taste/bad taste threshold.

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xian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:38, archived)

as always i agree with you

but i'm off for REAL now... cheerio

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:39, archived)

fair point

Rape isnt nice, but for some reason the image made me chuckle and brought the pulling thing to mind.

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Equus is still lurking, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:52, archived)

WOoo!

Can somebody direct me a link the the b3ta messenger please.

I'd love a shirt with that on! fantastic!!!

(Spin Doctor, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:32, archived)

it's at:

www.flibz.com/

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:47, archived)

The original plans ...

...did not exactly strike fear into the hearts of the Rebels.

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xian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:21, archived)

this has just about gone on

too far.

/relurk

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:25, archived)

nah

I'm enjoying it! Woo to the pic!

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barnesy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:27, archived)

Thanks

And sorry, no more space wars/star hopper nonsense from my pen.

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xian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:31, archived)

Mr.Killmouse and I

are pretty much spent now anyway.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:31, archived)

would it be possible

for one of you to set up a page with them all, in order?

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:32, archived)

No problem. Might take

a couple of hours though.

There wasn't a *real* order to them as we couldn't find much inspiration from EP1 or EP2. Full list will follow though.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:37, archived)

oooh baby

got plenty more ideas mindyou! :O)

same time tomorrow?

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:33, archived)

Heh

Knowing you you're probably already half way through the Warner Brothers library :-D

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:36, archived)

let's blow this thing

Opening Credits and links to everything else

I must apologise for how pritt-stick and crayon these look - didn't really spend as much time as I should have done...

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:29, archived)

...and get out of here.

Opening Credits and links to everything else

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:30, archived)

Great stuff.

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hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:30, archived)

scares me

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:29, archived)

"Get your motor running..."

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mikemystery blames the parents, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:21, archived)

HAHAHA

That is just too woosome for words.

He's just going at it like a madman!

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:22, archived)

hahahahaha

He's going mental on that thing.

A wooyay-less wooyay, for that

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Craymen, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:23, archived)

Dennis

space hopper!

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christhebarker, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:23, archived)

A-hi thankew Sahr,

Glad someone got it

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mikemystery blames the parents, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:25, archived)

hahahahaha

lovely!

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:26, archived)

ah I get it

it's like an ejector seat thing... he's attached to that pole behind?

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crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:32, archived)

yes that's it exactly...

it's not a pun or anything. And the telegraph pole was added by me and is not in the original picture.

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mikemystery blames the parents, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:37, archived)

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