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Velocihorse (Cheers OB1)

(Sorry for the sort of report but I'm using PSP today for the first time and need lots of practice)

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jazzman, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:29, archived)

Hehe

"Try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "six foot farm animal" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a cow, lightly, swaying his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like the goat, he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velocihorse. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two 'horses you didn't even know were there. Because Velocihorse's a heard hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... a six-inch retractable hoof, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a sheep, say... no no. He slashes at you here... or here... or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is... you are alive when they start to graze on you."

(OB1, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:36, archived)

er, blimey!

that scared me some what

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jazzman, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:39, archived)

It's a quote from Jurassic Park

Well, most of it is. I changed a few words ;)

(OB1, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:43, archived)

heh heh heh

nice!

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jazzman, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:49, archived)

/turns head

....clever girls....

(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:47, archived)

Oi ! watch were you stick your proboscis

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dakster, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:27, archived)

genius!!

woo™

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:28, archived)

Oh, I say!!

thtat's rather spiffing!

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robh, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:29, archived)

There was just one clear favorite at this years National Twister Championship

are post... I mean, a repost.

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Lukasm, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:06, archived)

class.

w/y/h to that

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Koogas, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:29, archived)

nice

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:29, archived)

hahahahaha!

class!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:29, archived)

Now that is perfect, d'you hear, perfect!

Have a scarier-than-I-thought-it'd-be

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:29, archived)

splendid

that is

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:30, archived)

Yyyyyyyyyyyyyesssssssss!

Genius! w/y/h and all that :D

(OB1, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:30, archived)

that's

wonderful

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:30, archived)

Genius

(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:31, archived)

Ya Hay!

A worthy post!

*does FACT dance*

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:31, archived)

this one?

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munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:32, archived)

Almost

it has a few more pointy things, a little spin and I shout FACT every now and then.

Oh and I should have added. HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, I love that.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:34, archived)

have you seen the mingdance?

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munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:36, archived)

I have now,

look at Ming go.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:36, archived)

hahahaha

snarf

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popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:49, archived)

And spin.

And point.
And twirly twirly finger.
And FACT.
And Clap.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:53, archived)

ooooh clap!

yes we have to have a clap!

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popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:02, archived)

And perhaps

a little jump backwards.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:03, archived)

ooh ooooooh

yes... and a wiggle...?

(edit) you don't think it's getting too complex do you?

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popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:10, archived)

Yeah,

a wiggle, then we do another jump so we're facing the other away, and then we wiggle again.
Naah, its not complex...it's not like it's a Legs & Co routine or anything.

Hey, we're cyber dancing.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:12, archived)

*huff, huff*

can we *huff* stop now?

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isthisyou?, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:32, archived)

how?

how does he keep his head so still?!

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Spoon, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:34, archived)

uses a kind of glue

made from albumen (west bromwich)

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munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:35, archived)

Yes

and sometimes, string.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:39, archived)

Hehehe

loooooovlay

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:31, archived)

woo!

yay

(ed_case, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:31, archived)

beautiful

a work of art

(3mo Kid, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:32, archived)

That is lush

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Pootle, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:33, archived)

And woo! to that

you can't beat a bit of Dibnah

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bean, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:55, archived)

ooooh

that's rather nice!

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:33, archived)

Tee

Hee.

w/y/h

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The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:34, archived)

Woohoo!

I likes that one I do!

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:34, archived)

brilliant

woo

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Spoon, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:34, archived)

smartness

abounds. that's lovely.

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mozza, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:36, archived)

Excellent

Meant to bee.

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Captain Nostril, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:45, archived)

Ace!

really ace!

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bean, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:50, archived)

haha

best ladybird pic ever! fAcT! :)

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curry monster, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:05, archived)

madge finally revealed her secret

no fancy electronic bits here, no sir cogs are good enough for Madge

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Dill, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:24, archived)

I am a big fan of these...

...well done!

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:26, archived)

mind you

i still would

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Dill, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:26, archived)

get you manhood

stuck in her cog?

that would be painful.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:29, archived)

you'd have to make sure you kept her oiled

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:29, archived)

using man fat

sorry

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:32, archived)

if there was a special lubricate madge day

would she be singing "oily day"
(groan)
I'll get me coat

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Dill, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:35, archived)

er...

where do you think you're going?

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:22, archived)

aaarrrgggghhhh

my eyes! are they going forwards or backwards?

woo if the former.
yay if the latter.

(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:23, archived)

now you've said that

i've nearly hypnotised myself trying to work it out. er. both. i think.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:30, archived)

christ

I've just burst a blood vessel trying to make them go backwards...

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:48, archived)

Woo and Yay

my last goldfish died on Sunday....*sniff*. jasper is a former fish.

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:24, archived)

He'll be happy in goldfish heaven

Hopefully he'll meet Jack and William up there, *sniff*, and my friend's ex-goldfish Alexis and Graham.

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:27, archived)

goldfish

heaven is not like japan.

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:29, archived)

how do you know?

(and what do you mean?)

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:31, archived)

japan they eat raw fish quite abit - not nice place for a goldfish !

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:56, archived)

I hope they are having a big goldfish party!

I might shop that! It would be like 'hi who are you?' 'Jack'. 'hi who are you?' 'Jack'. 'hi who are you?' 'Jack'. 'hi who are you?' 'Jack'. 'hi who are you?' 'Jack'. 'hi who are you?' 'Jack'. 'hi who are you?' 'Jack'. 'hi who are you?' 'Jack'.

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:30, archived)

Yay!

Lucky they all have such simple names. No-one ever understands my name at parties.

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:34, archived)

And that would be?

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:40, archived)

Cuntflaps

No-one ever believes me.
it's Femke

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:45, archived)

cool name

there's not enough people with odd names these days.

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:47, archived)

It's just sometimes it would be nice if this didn't happen:

What's your name?
Femke
What?
Femke
What?
Femke
What?
Femke
What?
Fem is OK, too.
Sam?
Fem.
Sam?
Fem.
Sam?
Fem.

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:50, archived)

i guess it could be annoying

but i'd like an 'different' name, makes you stand out from the crowd.

plus i'm sure i'd have the same trouble in holland!

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:53, archived)

Oh I definitely love my name.

(There's probably more Matt's in Holland than Femke though. It's quite a rare name.)

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:56, archived)

Femke is easy....

...but then again I did live in Tilburg for 3 months with a dutch bird i was seeing.

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:54, archived)

I used to get that at clubs

"oi mate, what's your name then?"
*tell them*
"what?"
*tell them*
"what?"
*tell them*
"what?"
*tell them*
"...oh, er, gotta go"

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isthisyou?, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:56, archived)

Your name

is tell them?

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:02, archived)

If i have a daughter...

...I will name her cuntflaps in your honour ;o)

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:49, archived)

Hooray!

Cocksucker is also good, that's my brother.

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:59, archived)

I am sure..

..that your parents loved you both deep down.

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:01, archived)

They've

loved us many times
*calls NSPCC*

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:03, archived)

What's not to understand

You're Dutch and you're either a confused girl or a misguided bloke...

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:41, archived)

i think that's a given if you're Dutch

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:55, archived)

And George and Mildred

and Jim and Jim

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:30, archived)

and about 5 million

goldies

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:33, archived)

Lots of goldfish

without any names at all.

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:35, archived)

all goldfish have names

they just don't always tell you what they are...

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:41, archived)

But the one in front

is always called Bob.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:42, archived)

hehe woo!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:24, archived)

that

is wonderful

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:25, archived)

Huzzah!

(3mo Kid, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:10, archived)

oops

a bit too big

(3mo Kid, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:11, archived)

Yes too big.

And too bloo. It scared the beejebus out of me.

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Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:12, archived)

being the lazy git that i am

i'll just change the number every time i get to a new total

(3mo Kid, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:20, archived)

how exciting

i can't wait for the big seven-oh.

(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:21, archived)

Wow yes,

I think I may faint from the sheer anticipation of it all.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:23, archived)

i'm having a party at mine

when he gets to 75. you coming?

edit: we're going to have a goat and a "fearsome weapon" - should be quite a party. (see below).

(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:25, archived)

Sure thing...

..can i bring my goat before he gets it?

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:27, archived)

shall I bring

my fearsome weapon?

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:28, archived)

I'm bringing

some rope, then we can all hang ourselves.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:29, archived)

Yay!

Something to look forward to

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:40, archived)

See me quiver with antici

pation...

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:33, archived)

Oh joy.

I suggest the next total you put on there be two million.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:21, archived)

great.

I can hardly wait.

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Craymen, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:22, archived)

yoo need to change hoopah to hoopla in your profile man

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Koogas, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:25, archived)

dont worry

i just sorted it

(3mo Kid, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:28, archived)

I tell you

what he needs.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:28, archived)

Arf!

You could host changing rooms with that kind of colour co-ordination... nice!

(Face9, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:12, archived)

i think its with being home for 3 days

and watching House Invaders too much......god, im sad.......:(

(3mo Kid, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:17, archived)

Yep.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:17, archived)

60!

WOW! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!

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wayward., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:12, archived)

Yes,

what a marvellous testament to human endurance and persistance.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:17, archived)

Oooh

on friday I will have been registered for a year. Now there's a milestone.

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Craymen, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:21, archived)

It is,

why don't you put all your posts onto a garishly coloured background by way of celebration.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:22, archived)

i hope

that was meant in a good way

(3mo Kid, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:29, archived)

No,

I was being nasty and sarcastic.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:30, archived)

Hahaha!

You're so good at being bitchy.

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wayward., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:36, archived)

Yes,

worrying isnt it.
Usually I'm lovliness personified.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:38, archived)

I'll get right on it...

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Craymen, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:30, archived)

I suggest

Comic Sans as the font of choice.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:32, archived)

Oh yes.

in the meantime, i updated my site to include all of my images.

www.michaelhoward.net/b3ta/b3ta_index.php

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Craymen, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:35, archived)

now,

about those illegal immigrants...

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isthisyou?, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:47, archived)

I missed my 2000th post..

..and was sad.

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:23, archived)

I am so happy for you....

...I could just shit.

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:19, archived)

............erm.............

thanks

(3mo Kid, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:20, archived)

Ancient Repost

from about the time of my 60th post probably:

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:29, archived)

too big,

and too rubbish

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isthisyou?, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:36, archived)

WTF

WTF

(Alienboy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:36, archived)

if there was a point to the thread

this would be a threadjack.

(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:37, archived)

that's all wrong!!!

you mispelled it!!

it should not have a b, but instead a "W and then an "n" in the middle.

back to school with you!

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popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:53, archived)

repost request

have heard about a pic of a pack of frosties saying "theyre alllllright". anyone?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:09, archived)

No one to miss an opportunity! ;)

(Face9, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:10, archived)

Amazon has a great book on that matter

The thing I don't understand though: It says "Bestseller", but that doesn't show today...

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xandmi, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:13, archived)

every

time a thread is wasted - a kitten dies ?

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:18, archived)

Let's hope not.

They're about to become extinct then.

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xandmi, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:19, archived)

well - 'that's life' as ether once said.

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:20, archived)

Ether?

I'm sure you say some funny things when sniffing ether.

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Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:22, archived)

oops

'esther' - thanks dad !

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:25, archived)

"That's life"

as in "That was life". Right?

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xandmi, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:24, archived)

for

a dead kitten, yes !

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:26, archived)

well, time for a repost then

Clicky here

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:14, archived)

ARGH!

NSFW! S'ok though.. I'm bossdodging as usual *phew*

(Face9, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:16, archived)

Nah! s'ok

wasn't NSFW last time i posted it.

maybe i should put a warning on it.

*WARNING* May contain nips.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:22, archived)

Warning

Does contain nip

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:44, archived)

very good

i like that very much

(3mo Kid, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:19, archived)

i actually

used to have that puppet

(3mo Kid, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:18, archived)

here you go

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:12, archived)

that's

just fantastic.

I love the 5/10 aspect. This cereal really isn't particularly special in any way.

"Kellogg's Frosties. They're ggggrrrrRRRREASY"

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mozza, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:17, archived)

houpla!

ive just bought 'Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables by 'the Dead Kennedys' in the sale at HMV

woo for albums of my youth:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:13, archived)

Dead Kennedys ruled.

They're one of the few bands I've actually bothered to go and see live.

(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:17, archived)

GIGS

Btw they are touring incase your interested

www.bigmouth.co.uk/

(shamus McHeinous McGratuitous, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:20, archived)

fuckin hell...

they're playing in Scunthorpe!!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:23, archived)

Don't

swear

(Divvy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:30, archived)

Eh?????

I thought they split up about fifteen years ago!

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Young Master Ploppy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:05, archived)

Adverts compo

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:13, archived)

Go kitty!

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corington, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:03, archived)

Sudden right arm amputation kitty!

What's in the box?

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Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:07, archived)

not a box

he's doing beer mats innit

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corington, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:09, archived)

ahhh... that's what it is...

Wicked.

(I am the Nuns, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:10, archived)

Awww

Coco looks so cute!

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bigdave, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:08, archived)

you know

its name?

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corington, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:16, archived)

I love that.

(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:08, archived)

My website has been updated.

clicky here to see!

Please sign my guestbook. its ever so empty

(dex, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:01, archived)

it is ever so empty

it's a page full of whiteness as far as i can see

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:05, archived)

It does seem to refresh in an odd way too.

I bet a van's about to go past on the webcam though.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:06, archived)

sorry I may have gotten the wrong site

there.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:08, archived)

same site

different section
dex.ww.com/

(dex, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:13, archived)

i get a

javascript error (moz1.2)

(edit) works in ie6. that dog is soooo going to turn round and bite you one day :)

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Spoon, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:08, archived)

I can see it

I love it, it's genie louse. Please put up some better quality video though.

(_, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:10, archived)

. i can but those are really to help people on dial up

can anyone else see it? are you guys kidding me on?

(dex, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:12, archived)

nope

why do you even have an empty page called empty.htm?

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:14, archived)

i dont know????

(dex, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:15, archived)

ok ive removed empty

does that help?

(dex, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:18, archived)

ah, i see

there's some dodgy javascript which doesn't support opera

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:17, archived)

yeah

i can't stand the fat pompous singing twats either.

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:19, archived)

where's all the whiteness gone?

has someone been deleting posts?
*points accusingly*

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:13, archived)

guilty

(dex, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:13, archived)

everything

is still white, you know. You can't make the whiteness go away.

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:17, archived)

Robots are used

in michael jackson's nosejob
(first photoshop dont be too harsh!!! :D)

(Redpath, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:51, archived)

s'very

good

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:01, archived)

that jacko

he really is wacko!
welcome to the board.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:04, archived)

Make it

a compo entry :o)

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The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:06, archived)

the results

speak for themselves

WYH for the pic!

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mozza, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:14, archived)

thanks

a heap! ages ago i tried to make that osterich one but it didnt work out lol

by the way im not up on you strange english people's slang :| whats wyh? lol :)

(Redpath, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 5:57, archived)

no fuggin idea

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:49, archived)

Quick!

Fill it up!

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:51, archived)

Hee hee

drown you crass northern stereotype fucker!

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:52, archived)

Nice waistcoat though

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Captain Nostril, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:53, archived)

waistcoat and flat cap

the northern national dress.

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:04, archived)

A pig under the arm

is also required

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:07, archived)

and

a whippet and a pigeon.

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missing, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:08, archived)

and

affordable housing

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:12, archived)

and

kindness towards other humans

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:14, archived)

yeah

c'mon the humans !

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:17, archived)

unless

they are a funny colour

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Spoon, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:17, archived)

quite all those little green buggers

come round here, take out jobs etc etc.

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:22, archived)

what

you mean like a pasty pinky colour ?

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:22, archived)

I was once

told that all black people smell of curry.

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:22, archived)

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:25, archived)

are you all watching me?

have i left my webcam on?

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:13, archived)

We're

always watching you.

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:16, archived)

eep!

i'd better put my trousers back on then

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:20, archived)

Please

don't

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Geordie Al, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:08, archived)

i've

been reading 'the road to wigan pier' by george orwell who postulated that the north south divide in this country comes from the fact that the british have always had problems with anyone further south that they are - ie. the french, spanish, rest of the world - which i thought was quite a good theory...

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:16, archived)

What about scotland ireland and wales then?

or was that just people with a misguided sense of direction? ;-)

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:29, archived)

ha ha ha, brilliant

let the flavour flood out

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jazzman, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:53, archived)

Well

it's obvious, innit?

W/Y/H!

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:56, archived)

That's not tea

The mucky little bastard has shat himself in there.

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SpunkyBackpack, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:05, archived)

vroom vroom

hmmmmmmm, turned out a bit shit, oh well, ho hum

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jazzman, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:48, archived)

Heh

Nice, but I reckon it would be better without the wheel bit and some little arms instead. Like some sort of horsey velociraptor.

(OB1, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:51, archived)

D'oh I wish I'd thought of that

*runs of to attempt image*

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jazzman, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:54, archived)

RARG!

Well it's a camel, but it's the same sort of idea.

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wayward., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:55, archived)

I reckon he's a herbivore

Cos he doesn't look very fearsome ;)

(or maybe that's merely a cunning ruse! Better not get too close.)

(OB1, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:57, archived)

YAY! brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:53, archived)

A thought...

Althought I'm getting vague suggestion of The Fear with this.

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Captain Nostril, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:21, archived)

It's quite a party trick

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:47, archived)

Is that

~~real~~ Covent Garden?

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:49, archived)

hahahaha

brill!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:08, archived)

It's a shame really, wormholes don't come out well on film, but the stills are great.

A choice of wallpaper - not sure which is best.
Number 1, Number 2 or Number 3.

Also - all new banana

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:46, archived)

fucking

lovely mate. completely non genre-specific. woo. you do know that you can host a bit on the b3tanbackgrounds blog if you need to yeah>?

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Alfie, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:51, archived)

Cheers, I hadn't looked into that.

I'm gonna check out the archives too because I can't seem to get them working on my bloggy bit. (admittedly I gave up a week ago ;)
I'll try and just copy the code from b3tapaper.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:56, archived)

lovely

thanks for the new background fnord.
amazing stuff

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:51, archived)

you have done

an insane amount of quality pics. well bloody done pally.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:58, archived)

Do you think you'll be at the April bash?

You're one of the few b3tans I still haven't met.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:03, archived)

Those are real good.

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:59, archived)

They said you couldn't swing a cat in that kitchen

but Colin was enjoying showing his owners just how wrong they were.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:44, archived)

did you know

that the saying "too small to swing a cat"
refers to the torture weapon, cat o' nine tails

(3mo Kid, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:46, archived)

did you know the saying 'did you know?'

comes from Roy Castle?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:48, archived)

Did you know Roy Castle?

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:53, archived)

roy castle

was diagnosed as having cancer - the doctors gave him 6 months to live, he said he'd do it in 3.

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:54, archived)

did you know

roy 'anti-smoking' castle played a cigarette salesman in a hammer horror film?

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munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:54, archived)

Serves him right then

/on my way to hell

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:58, archived)

I thought the other day though

surely hell will be full of all the fun stuff that God doesn't like.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:04, archived)

apparently

all there is to do in heaven is play monopoly day after day...

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:10, archived)

There's a bloke who stands on a corner near my house

Who always says "Only born again Christians get into heaven". Which is very sensible, if there is life after death I'd certainly want the born again Christians kept away from the rest of us.

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:20, archived)

think the building regs said they couldn't build a cat swing in the kitchen...
for some strange reason, we're not allowed to turn our house into an off-license *FACT*

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:49, archived)

pointless fact

this phrase refers to the cat o' nine tails used to lash miscreants aboard british ships

(as does 'cat out of the bag')

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isthisyou?, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:55, archived)

no, letting the cat out of the bag

is revealing a pig in a poke for what it really is

edit: www.word-detective.com/back-c2.html

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smutch, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:14, archived)

That made

me giggle so I almost wet my (for today only) knickers.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:03, archived)

found him

God we are not worthy, you’re firking bostin’

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Ninj, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:42, archived)

good grief - what's with people today

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Pootle, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:43, archived)

There is alot of anti-hummus about....

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:44, archived)

Anti-hummus.

Yes. That must be it.

Only quantum kittens can save us.

(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:47, archived)

Stands to reason....

Monday & Tuesday were top Hummus days and today is full of morons. The magic donkey has probably just upped the levels of anti-hummus to restore balance to the universe.

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:50, archived)

;)

(Face9, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:09, archived)

Why am I laughing at that?

I don't have the answers - but I do know that its bloody good and nicely done!

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:44, archived)

i don't know

must be somthing in the water

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:45, archived)

good innit

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:44, archived)

on that point

I'm off to buy shoes.
yes realy, my work shoes cracked open last night so I need new shoes.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:44, archived)

Your

wide-boy cover isn't really working, is it?

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:46, archived)

no but

I need shoes.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:47, archived)

shoes

for kicking footballs with. That's what you're after isn't it. I wouldn't stand for having your masculinity questioned if I were you. Nut him!

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:59, archived)

And I thought you liked me!

*runs off crying*

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:08, archived)

Jack...

Ages ago, I stumbled across a Jackass-esque site that had a guy doing some crazy shit, like bring toed behind a car in a bath tub, put in a washing machine etc. Anyone remember the URL? It was something like pickedegg.org, but that isn't it!

Muchos thankies.

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:46, archived)

Found it!

www.pickledeggs.tv/

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:49, archived)

I don't think

we're in Kansas anymore...

Clickerer biggerer

You know how it is, you have one idea and then get a different one while you hunt the right pix

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:41, archived)

I think

that's very pretty

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Pootle, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:51, archived)

Why thank you.

You're not so bad yourself, sweetie.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:00, archived)

The return of Terminator Giraffe

As it coincides with the compo....

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:40, archived)

Gonna

enter it then?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:44, archived)

Bumflakes

Thanks

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:57, archived)

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wayward., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:40, archived)

That is so WOO!

that your off to hell.

but it's very funny so who cares.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:42, archived)

oh gods

I'm glad I wasn't having a drink there, I might have choked to death! that's completely woo and totally yay!

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:44, archived)

that

is woo - I only just got it tho!

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:44, archived)

I thought he was singing 'I Will Survive'

at first.
Oh he was, I thought I was seeing things.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:50, archived)

He was

It seemed like an appropriate way to explain the backstory.

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wayward., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:52, archived)

that is the Woo-est

of things

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Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:02, archived)

Most definitely

Woo, Yay and Houpla!

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:02, archived)

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