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# The solution to traffic problems
On our roads is simply to remark the lanes properly!

(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Arf
and of course 'SCHTOP!'
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:25, archived)
# HAMMER TIME!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:27, archived)
# *points*
US road.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:25, archived)
# yes yes
the UK road images were shite.

funnily enough.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:26, archived)
# odd that isn't it?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:26, archived)
# that no one in england
takes good photos of roads?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:28, archived)
# road spotters do
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:31, archived)
# but that road
look kinda shitty too. US roads are more bumpy.
not the shopping or idea is shitty, mind you. nor the pic really ;)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:28, archived)
# Toro, toro!
drive faster mister hardly any knob...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Razor
Do you have the original ice cream pic by any chance?

Thnaks muchly!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:30, archived)
# it is
a gettyimage- ice cream search.
second page of results...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:38, archived)
# After yesterday's row with Parcelforce

I'm having my stuff delivered incognito from
now on by a private courier.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:18, archived)
# Heh.
"Womb brooms". I like.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:19, archived)
# ha ha ha

whats in the box?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Cocks!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:21, archived)
# and
clocks and rocks and foxes socks
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:23, archived)
# jam
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Haha!
Now I'm getting all giggly!

That's ace!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:21, archived)
# still waiting
to see if parcelfarce can find a big huge college and deliver my package there (hubby's workplace) i'll be annoyed if they don't deliver today :(
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Believe you me
they won't
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:22, archived)
# grr!
must.think.fluffy.thoughts.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)
# too true
they tried to deliver my modem the day before it was due, failed to tell me, and so i took the next day off work to wait for it. we threatened to sue them for loss of earnings. they shit themselves and delivered it the next morning.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:30, archived)
# I passed my driving test!

WOO!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:18, archived)
# Hurrah !
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:18, archived)
# checksum test
lelelel
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:13, archived)
# didn't work
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:13, archived)
# works from here
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:14, archived)
# oh yes
so it did :)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:15, archived)
# you ruined my lumpbucket-esque reply
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:18, archived)
# Ah.
Um.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:20, archived)
# hahaha!
you've been rumbled!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:21, archived)
# fishbear's woo in that
is ace
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:20, archived)
# wee i feel
like marty mcfly
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:22, archived)
# got the shakes?


/hellbound
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)
# oh
that was evilly good
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:29, archived)
# wow!
user# 1
nice to meet you, your honour!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:14, archived)
# 33 years here
that's dedication
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:15, archived)
# dedication's what you need
he/she should make this thread a comp entry - longest serving B3tan
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:17, archived)
# i don't think that'll impress the judge
as much as norks.

(it's a he - cal)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:19, archived)
# ahh!
I didn't realise Cal had an alternate ID
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)
# he doesn't
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:35, archived)
# morning
mother :)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:16, archived)
# morning ted
and mother

and everyone
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:17, archived)
# morning Z :)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:17, archived)
# Morning all! Has everyone seen this yet? *milking it*
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:18, archived)
# yay!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:19, archived)
# have now
woo!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:21, archived)
# meh
'salright i spose
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:25, archived)
# pffft
spot the b3tan-in-love!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:27, archived)
# have
you sent him photos of your norks yet?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:27, archived)
# hahaha!
way to lower the tone ;)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:27, archived)
# I
try to please :)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:29, archived)
# you
should have sent him a picture of some really flat , spaniels ears tits , then when you get your own (probably) impressive norks out he'll squeal like a piggy !
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:32, archived)
# I'll have him squealing like a piggy anyway ;)
/did I really say that :/
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Huzzah !!
How lovely :)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Soup herb :)
yay! to this kind of thing.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:22, archived)
# yay !
down with pants !
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)
# oh yes!
I suspect pant removal may occur ;)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Congratulations
I wouldn't touch a b3tan with a bargepole, personally.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Liar,
the amount of imes I had to bruch you from my ankles.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:27, archived)
# You have such lovely ankles though
And that wasn't a bargepole...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:28, archived)
# urgh
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:29, archived)
# you loved it
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Yep,
Little Bov wants some.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:34, archived)
# cor
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:35, archived)
# *sigh*
I wish I was like Little Bov.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:37, archived)
# oh my god
its menub!
not that i know what menub looks like naked
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:37, archived)
# No its not,
its Little Bov.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:38, archived)
# that's a relief
then
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:30, archived)
# b3tans are 'orrid
especially ones masquerading as fluffy little puppety type things.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:31, archived)
# even as a weapon
and attacking me hard?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Hooray!!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:27, archived)
# I keep seeing weird
php error messages, if you care at all.
trying to be helpful, honest
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:14, archived)
# that's just
...as files are uploading, but are only half done. on a slow connection here
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:15, archived)
# I'll try to go easy on the F5
then
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:16, archived)
# b3ta is actually run
on a 56k dialup connection from Cal's spare room.

FACT
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:18, archived)
# people actually think
you're joking!


100% of FACT
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:27, archived)
# it's just that Cal
lives in the Caribbean, from the proceeds of the icons.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:29, archived)
# How
does he smell?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:32, archived)
# me too, int the top bar
but they don't seem to be disturbing things too much.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:16, archived)
# Whats going on?
Whats happening??
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:17, archived)
# The board is in for a service
Nothing major, new oil filter and plugs.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:20, archived)
# What day is this?
WHAT YEAR!?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Who's the president?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Ronald Regan
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Who ordered these drinks?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:26, archived)
# WHY ARE THEY STARING AT ME!!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:27, archived)
# WHAT PART OF "PISSING IT DOWN" DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:31, archived)
#
they won't let me run
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:31, archived)
# I sometimes have problems posting messages
i press the 'post this message' button, and the message writing page just refreshes:(

(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:20, archived)
# known issue
it's in my queue

if you're not logged in and you go to post a message, the message gets lost and you get returned to the posting page
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)
# also
i think the badger frottaging module needs tweaking
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:29, archived)
# i have a problem with m3ss3ng3r
if flibz is here, whenever i log in and i type in the details, it goes to the board but i still ain't logged in
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:30, archived)
# the b3ta board?
should be taken care of by your cookies. If not, m3ss3ng3r won't do it for you, I have to log in serperately every morning at work.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:32, archived)
# so what should i do then
mr moore?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:33, archived)
# I'm not 100% clear what you mean
feel free to msn me.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:37, archived)
# oooh
the verify code has changed..
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:16, archived)
# also trying to be helpful
when i'm viewing a profile, it says i'm logged in as that person. odd, no?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:18, archived)
# Ooh yeah,
I just noticed that.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:19, archived)
# yeah
im getting that too
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:20, archived)
# thanks
that should be fixed now
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:23, archived)
# tis
you know
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)
# yep
ta :) and have a timely woo for all your wonderful work on the board, i'm sure that doesn't get said often enough
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:25, archived)
# here here
woo
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:27, archived)
# damn n00bs...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:27, archived)
# R.I.P.


Guess I am going straight to hell for this one...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:10, archived)
# don't worry
you won't be alone.

Nicely done, mind.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:11, archived)
# took a second get it
shall I call the lift?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:11, archived)
# I met Ladan at the Progeria Meet in Florida last year.
I couldn't see her sister. I think she was hiding under the table. Ladan wanted to be a lawyer.

Ladan was disguising the fact by drinking from the punch bowl at table level.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:12, archived)
# lo
they both completed law school apparently.

they did actually seperate them, they died afterwards[/pedant]
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:14, archived)
# Yeah
apparently only one of them wanted to do it, and the other one felt obliged to tag along...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:15, archived)
# how did they do their exams though
surely it would be difficult not to cheat, by looking over the others shoulder, so to speak.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:15, archived)
# I don't know about exams.
Ladan said that her sister always tried to cop off with her boyfriends.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:16, archived)
# I saw them last year.
The other one was drunk and kept swearing.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:15, archived)
# there were some
russian siamese twins, one of who became an alcoholic so the other was always pissed too

100% factadiddlydoo
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:34, archived)
# if one had a drink
would the other feel the efects?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Heh.
Nicely done. Although I'm afriad you were beaten to it today. How come none of the newspapers had the headline: "World isn't surprised as two women die in very dangerous operation. Millions of people didn't mourn the deaths of two people they didn't know." ?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:13, archived)
# Thought I mighta been
First time in here all week... It's no fun when you're not being paid to b3ta!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:14, archived)
# what a
choice to haev to make tho.
and talk about unlucky - being born with your head stuck to your sister.
I think that's why a lot of people are going Boo Nay over it, out of empathy.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:17, archived)
# I dunno
I find it hard to empathise with someone who has someone else stuck to their head... It's just too difficult to imagine what it'd be like... Though if my brother was stuck to my head it'd be a goddam pain in the arse... Especially if his forehead was glued to the back of my head... eugh.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:20, archived)
# well that's it really
you go "what if that was me" and shudder and you're empathising.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:34, archived)
# just like the fact that
every hour of every day the same amount of children die from starvation as the number of people who died when the WTC was destroyed.
Let's start a war about that.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:19, archived)
# aye
reminds me of when Janet Street Porter dissed all the publicity nicecupofteaandasitdown.com has been getting because there are more important things in the world than biscuits (or words to that effect)

There are more important things in the world than everything. No reason why we should stop lamenting one thing in order to focus on another tho. We need to sort it all out, lament everything, cry a lot, then find a superhero to make it all ok again.
WE NEED BUFFY!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:37, archived)
# must resist urge to tell joke...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:15, archived)
# why?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)
# I have only just realised after seeing three of these.....
....that it is in reference to siamese twins. I had assumed it was in reference to loose women being burried in Y shaped coffins! DOH!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Morning all!

sorry about the shonky colours, file size is smaller than usual though...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:03, archived)
# is that terry hall?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:04, archived)
# It's not
it's Mr Generic Creative Imagebank Man
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:06, archived)
# Yay!
Gimmie! Gimmie! Gimmie! Gimmie!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:05, archived)
# hehe
indeedy :)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:05, archived)
# morning my lovely :)
isn't it a smashing day?
/would say that even if it were raining/snowing/other
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:08, archived)
# Yay!
Where can I get it?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:06, archived)
# haha!
wonderful!

GOOD MORNING THREADJACK: which London airport is most convenient for the 18th bash, as I will most likely go straight from airport.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:07, archived)
# bristol
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:08, archived)
# well if you fly into bristol or gloucester
i will meet you and you can come for tea at my house.

it won't get you to the bash, but my battenburg cake has yet to be beaten by anyone at the womens institute.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:11, archived)
# it's probably easier to get in from there
than stanstead
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:09, archived)
# seriously, probably heathrow
cos then it's straight* up the picaddilly line to king's cross. gatwick is a fuck, stanstead is worse.

*well, i say straight, 45 minutes, 197 stops, busking iranian children and hammersmith isn't exactly straight...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:17, archived)
# lol!
I shall keep this thread and ponder the options vs price thing. To be honest though, I don't care if I have to sell everything I own in order to get there!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:20, archived)
# good lord, where are you coming from?
there's dedication and there's dedication you know.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Belfast
If I can get past the protesting Orangemen!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Good lord,
How exciting.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:09, archived)
# If you can get
a flight to City airport, that's by far the closest. Otherwise it's much of a muchness really, go for the cheapest.

You should arrive early and come for dinner first though. Not a good place to be on an empty stomach.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:09, archived)
# City it is
Am arriving a little early and sneaking of with Dog, am just trying to avoid a huge train fare from Stanstead :)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:10, archived)
# Oh then
you can come to the Pre-bash bash and everything.
Its all so dashed marverllous.

/Terry Thomas
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:11, archived)
# city's great
it really looks like you're just going to fly into all the buildings, then you don't. Yay!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:13, archived)
# yay!
Bovine, I tried to reply to you, but it wouldn't let me, needless to say, that sounds mungous :)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:16, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:18, archived)
# heathrow
piccadily line straight to kings x
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:09, archived)
# um
heathrow I think..
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:09, archived)
# theres loads of cheap flights from ireland to stansted
which I have to go past to get there (its only about an hour away from there)..
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:10, archived)
# have you ordered one of those
russian brides?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:11, archived)
# yep
i found if i do it through the company I can claim the VAT back...

I'm a romantic like that ;)

edit: actually, she's polish, and i met her when i was travelling last year, and she's very sweet, and you'll get to meet her anyway as she keeps pestering me to go along to a bash...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:13, archived)
# is she anything to do with the polish squatter we appear to be getting?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:25, archived)
# errr
maybe...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:25, archived)
# what exactly is she to do with our polish squatter?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:30, archived)
# a friend of her's
I think Andrews particularly taken with her, Bozena (pronouced bo zhay na ;)

(and maybe her brother for a week but im letting him crash round on our sofa when he arrives, or something)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:35, archived)
# ok, i'll let you all off then
well, a little bit. i could of course, have asked this last night
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:37, archived)
# yeah
I'm trying to avoid that train fare, unless flight+train fares are cheaper than a fare to City :)
thankyou :)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:11, archived)
# train fair is about a tenner in total...
no idea how much for the flight - 1 quid + taxes probably from ryanair...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:13, archived)
# ooh! I forgot about Ryanair!
I hate them, but this is neither the time nor place for principles
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:15, archived)
# ryanair are the only
airline that flies to cornwall, so forced to use them when I want to go home, they're ok as long as you don't buy anything on board..
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:18, archived)
# and so long as you don't require a wheelchair
they charge for wheelchairs!! Bastards!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:21, archived)
# excellent
:)woo
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:09, archived)
# that is
woo um yay
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Harry is a free spirit....

...he hates being held against his Will...tshbdumclatter

punnage of strawberries
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:59, archived)
# Hooray!
Smack them cunts!

Woo!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:02, archived)
# Lovely
Vespa Girls

and this.

I'll motherfucking kill you.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:47, archived)
# yay!
Mr Alfie should have seen that for his "Girls on Bikes" movie.

I'm seriously considering flogging the car and getting one of those. They am the bestestest.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:49, archived)
# I want one,
but only when I lose weight.
Theres nothing more funny than a fat man on a tiny bike.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:50, archived)
# Hurray for summer!
Fat girls wearing crop-tops and showing us their wobbling rolls of pale, puckered fat.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:55, archived)
# *shudder*
even worse, not girls but their mums and grandmas...

I live by the seaside. It's not always pretty.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:56, archived)
# There's certain items of clothing
that just shouldn't be sold above a certain size.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)
# true
but then again, overweight girls who are, say, a size 20, can look really nice wearing size 20 clothes. The problem starts when they wear clothes that are several sizes too small, and they bulge out the sides.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:00, archived)
# bingo wings
:)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:07, archived)
# like this...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:21, archived)
# I agree with the issue.
Since my stomach bypass operation. I have lost about four stones. I could never return to being fat. It's so unstylish.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:01, archived)
# True
but many fat girls look spiffy with big hair.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:02, archived)
# The film "Hairspray"
being a fine example ;)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:03, archived)
# That's true.
I used to model myself on Tracy Turnblad.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:05, archived)
# I don't understand 'spiffy'.
Are you posh?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:04, archived)
# Me,
yes.
I eat Primula on crispbread and drink Diet Coke.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:06, archived)
# Coo.
I eat Diet Coke and express Primula from my bosoms during in-between times.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:07, archived)
# Then
you are just as posh as I.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:08, archived)
# But I don't like the Primula thing.
I had to take antibiotics to get rid.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:09, archived)
# It would be much more convenient
if you expressed Dairylea triangles.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:15, archived)
# what would Sue Drawbridge think
of you talking to boys like that?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:09, archived)
# She won't use the computer.
She thinks it's a 'conduit to Hell'.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:18, archived)
# it's so unhealthy
I've had eating disorders so I'm biased, but I see fat in the same way as I see gangrene - not good for you and a bit disgusting.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:04, archived)
# I used to have an eating disorder.
I would cram KitKats into my food-hole until I nearly burst my asophagus.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:06, archived)
# there is...
identical fat twins on identical small mopeds.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:56, archived)
# ..or a really, really fat person
on 2 mopeds, one for each arse cheek.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)
# there's a chap
that works near me that rides a monkey bike. i can't tell whether he's fat or not, but he does teeter precariously
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:00, archived)
# Ciao!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:02, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:06, archived)
# i fuggin love that pic!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:08, archived)
# cheers,
I like that fact that I successfully solved the problem as to how a swan would operate a motorised vehicle:)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:10, archived)
# I was wondering...
if anyone had any Swan Vespas...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:26, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:14, archived)
# yay!
:)

(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Fat Bastards
They must be from Devon.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:01, archived)
# with a faceless crash helmet
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)
# I
used to have a Gilera Runner till some cunt nicked it.
Still , he killed himself trying to fish it out of a river he ditched it in.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:53, archived)
# I had a Piaggio
which was my pride and joy until some cunts failed to nick it, so just smashed it up instead. CUNTS.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:55, archived)
# This is partly
what puts me off.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:56, archived)
# I
loved it , bummer was I hadn't renewed the insurance so i lost me bike and had to stump up £140 for the recovery/storage fee :(
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:56, archived)
# Mine got stollen so often when I lived in Lewisham
that the insurance got more than the value of the bike.
The last time it got nicked, I just gave up, instead I drink and use public transport instead these day.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:57, archived)
# I love Lewisham.
Derek's homeboys hang round there.

Well, they used to. They all got beaten up by a gang of 11-year olds.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:02, archived)
# I love Gileras
Gilera Gilera.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:00, archived)
# fucking
lovely it was , silver one
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:02, archived)
# I like the vespa girls thingy
the other lady, would be care in the community, if she could find a community that cared.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:49, archived)
# So much of the internet is parody
I wonder if anything out there is genuine any more.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:56, archived)
# Only B3ta
is guaranteed 100% of fact.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:59, archived)
# Yes!
B3ta performs an alchemical distillation of the sludge of the Interweb, to yield the pure elixir of enlightenment that is 100% of FACT!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:02, archived)
# For you bovine
Deb's Moo Moos
And I agree with Pootle in regards the Vespa girls and that interesting laydee.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:49, archived)
# Aaawww,
I want the Moomy, Dracmooma and the Frankestein one with Moo in it.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:51, archived)
# only if you've been
udderly good this year.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:54, archived)
# I have been.
4 stomachs.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:55, archived)
# this message made me laugh.
you know why?

it's cause you're STUPID.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:00, archived)
# Now,
if only I could find some way to distill.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:04, archived)
# three cheers for cheeseland
they're right, cheeseland just doesn't get the accolades it deserves
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:56, archived)
# indeed
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:49, archived)
# eep...
scared now
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:50, archived)
# you
trawler of internet rubbish you!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:50, archived)
# I mother fucking
kill you, its got my mother fucking name on it.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:52, archived)
# I
see
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:53, archived)
# hahaha
I can imagine some 12year old kid with a 9mm waving it at me now.

'I'm gonna kill you. It's got my fucking name on it yo'
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:53, archived)
# vespa girls are cool
but the other thing is a bit OTT
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:52, archived)
# But funny,
very funny.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:53, archived)
# post shit like that again
and ill no and ill muther fucking kill you!:)

yes it is funny though
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:54, archived)
# Please note
the home page

I know I look good.
I like to siber.

She's a wealth of cathphrases.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)
# i thought it was a chap
well i never
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:00, archived)
# I did at first.
DON'T TAKE MY MOTHERFUCKING PICTURES!!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:02, archived)
#
ILL FUCK YOU UP
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:03, archived)
# the arse?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:04, archived)
# thats just how he likes it.. ;)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:05, archived)
# whatever happened to that
I love black people website? I loved that.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:02, archived)
# How
do you no?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:55, archived)
# kw



yours, I believe
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:57, archived)
# Ahhh!
kw'no.
That's it.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:59, archived)
# "page created with Easy Designer"
I'll be buying that then!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:53, archived)
# have you seen the file name of his picture?
- blackie
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:53, archived)
# I think its
a woman...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:54, archived)
# no the one on the left
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:55, archived)
# Yes,
that's who I meant.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:00, archived)
# ewwwwwwww
not even with yours
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:04, archived)
# I know I look good.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:05, archived)
# hubba hubba
i like women from the sixties. their tits look all funny.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:53, archived)
# The reacted to
the earth magnetic core you know.
Fact.

*does dance*
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:55, archived)
# 'lo Mike
What happened to you Friday, you get home ok?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:56, archived)
# hugo
threw me out of the pub, like literally threw me. then i bought a burger and paid far too much for a taxi home when i had a sodding travelcard and could have got a night bus.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)
# sounds about par for the course.
You missed another good one on Saturday though.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:59, archived)
# i went to a party
with a brazilian rock band instead, and met a lovely girl who i then entirely failed to get off with, then i fell asleep and so went home at like 4:30 but the party was still just getting started and then i found a late-night bakery and it was all oh yes.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:02, archived)
# you owe me
one hug.

(see below)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:05, archived)
# it's actually
short for 'one huge slap in the face', so okay.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:07, archived)
# march 63
would get it, oh yes she would...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:54, archived)
# But she'd be
about 65 now!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:57, archived)
# and that's just how he likes them
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)
# so rigid
you could snap them...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:59, archived)
# Lovely calendar girls should be shot
immediately. Those girls are all in their 60's now. I'm really depressed now. I think I'll listen to Morrisey and slit my wrists again.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:56, archived)
# Ill motherfucking kill you
is one of the funniest things i have EVER seen in my life.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:03, archived)
# test
testing...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:46, archived)
# 123 123
321 321
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:46, archived)
# dusty bin?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:47, archived)
# Nope,
I just have tight in-soles.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:49, archived)
# I loved that show.
I especially liked the riddles. They were so difficult. I nearly always got dusty bin.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:49, archived)
# I'm more of a Krypton Factor girl
meself
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:52, archived)
# there was something sultry and deep
about gordon burns
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)
# morning Dawn
Didn't the riddles look like little crusties
Edit: Sorry I was thinking of The Riddlers :)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:53, archived)
# medication time
medication time
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:54, archived)
# hammer time
lemon thyme
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:55, archived)
# I still have some hammertime trousers.
They are slightly soiled.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:59, archived)
# stay in the black, keep out of the red
you get nothing in this game, for two in a bed
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:52, archived)
# yes dear
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:53, archived)
# Jim Bowen orgy.
Yes please.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:57, archived)
# your fucking sick
you cunt
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)
# don't be silly
when testing you can only use 1 and 2. Like this:

Person testing: 1 1 2 1 2 1 2 1 1 2 2 2...
Other person: 3!! 3 goddammit!
Person testing: oh piss off.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:49, archived)
# sorry you are right
it's a long time since I set up anywhere with mics
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:54, archived)
# reply
test2
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:46, archived)
# this is very exciting
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:52, archived)
# nest
nesting...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:46, archived)
# is that
a repost? :OP
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:47, archived)
# It is
I've seen him post that at least twice before.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:52, archived)
# Cock off!
Fucking threadwasters.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:47, archived)
# another work of Tef's evil genius
bites the dust eh? ;)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:48, archived)
# la la la
lelelelelel
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:55, archived)
# just popped in to say
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:46, archived)
# marvellous
have you seen deidre?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:46, archived)
# Arf
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:47, archived)
# Yay!
My life is complete - I finally made it into the gallery!

Woo to everyone else and top tuneage as usual Mr Boab sir.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:50, archived)
# YAY! thanks Boab!
also, i'd like to say Eclectech and HumanDescent are on their usual top form.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:51, archived)
# yay!
and thanks also!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:52, archived)
# yay!!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:53, archived)
# top
stuff as per !
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:55, archived)
# George Martin's Fancy Dress Competition
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# ha ha
woo!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:41, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:41, archived)
# woo!
I hope this isn't the start of another abbey road bandwagon..
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)
# heheh
woo
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)
# nice
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:44, archived)
# Derek's in the doghouse.
I caught him snogging Karen Franks. He had his hand down her top. He also got arrested for weeing on the audience during a concert at the youth centre.

I'm considering chucking him.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:49, archived)
# you can do better than Derek
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:54, archived)
# Do you really think so?
I kind of love him, I guess. And he does go with my new weave.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)
# I agree with munkt0n
Derek just isn't good enough for you
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:56, archived)
# He keeps calling me his bitch.
I'm not a bitch.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)
# kick him to the
curb!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:05, archived)
# Do you know?
I WILL!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:08, archived)
# GO GIRL
GO GIRL
</springer>
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:11, archived)
# ya big crazee man!
woo:)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:45, archived)
# I've got a big fucking hangover. And so..


(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:39, archived)
# It would be great
to drive that big truck all day
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# Yes
That's cheered me up. I'd fucking pick up dead fit girl hitch hikers all day.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Do they have dead fit girl hitchhikers
down your way?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)
# You bet baby
Lining up on every roundabout. All blondes and nips like coat pegs.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:45, archived)
# Surely like Scammell wheel nuts
if we're going to be topical?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:49, archived)
# dead hitchhikers you say
Hummm...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:44, archived)
# Don't leave them too long though
or they'll stop being fit...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:51, archived)
# reminds me of these

(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:41, archived)
# what?
a red ex?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:41, archived)
# pardon?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Poo pushing solutions?
Good lord
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Whaa
Now I'm really fucked off. They're much funnier than mine.
:-(
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:44, archived)
# thats because
your all gay.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:45, archived)
# Thor
You are awful. But I like you.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:46, archived)
# Bottle Top Dreams #2
I've just finished page 2 of my new comic!



Page 1!

Page 2!

Please tell me what you think... I honestly am making it up as I go along....

(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:38, archived)
# That's great
/waits for next installment
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# is it my ego
or does the girl look a lot like me?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# it's your ego
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# It was roughly based on Mother (the board member, not my mum)!
But it's turned out looking like her, you and my girlfriend!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)
# or perhaps
like any female with shoulder-length brown hair and glasses...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:46, archived)
# Yeah, them too.....
but..



It *is* uncanny....
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:49, archived)
# You fool...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:52, archived)
# who is that
she looks familiar
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:06, archived)
# you're right
she looks a lot like your ego
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:45, archived)
# Looking good so far.
Although for some reason, while it loads it's nice and big, but when it's loaded up it fits to page, and is a bit hard to read. Probably some funny setting on my work browser that though.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:41, archived)
# It is indeed your browser!
If you move your mouse to the bottom right corner, a little cross appears. Click it, and it become full size!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)
# If you don't like that,
try Tools > Internet Options > Advanced, then scroll down and uncheck "Enable Automatic Image Resizing."

(if your computer lets you do that, of course, and if you're using Internet Explorer).
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:51, archived)
# No access to internet options
fucking facists.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:52, archived)
# auto picture resizing...
you can turn it off in advanced options:)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:52, archived)
# superman never made any money
saving the world from solomon grundy
and sometimes i despair
the world will never see another man like him.

a free hug to anyone who can name the band and the song.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:57, archived)
# "Superman's Song - Crash Test Dummies"
and I claim my £5, or hug as the case may be.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:01, archived)
# Now look everyone
More and less

Let's all be nice and lovey dovey today....
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:34, archived)
# fuck off



joke!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Play nicely
with the other children darling...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:35, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Where
is this so called 'shit movie' that everyones on about?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:38, archived)
# don't bother
I've seen better nosebleeds
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:39, archived)
# Fair
enough
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# already am
:)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:35, archived)
# hooray!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:35, archived)
# i am
fluffy! bee!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:35, archived)
# I've tried,
you all know I've tried...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:36, archived)
# you're very trying
;)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Watch it you
or I won't just try sticking a bottle in your mouth next time you're drunk and unconscious...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)
# errr...
is that supposed to be a threat? :P
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:45, archived)
# Yes
tell me where you wouldn't like a bottle shoved while you're unconscious and I'll amend my threat accordingly...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:53, archived)
# i already am!
not only do i get hugs and strokes today, i just found out that the offer my dad put on this fantastic house has been accepted so i get to move to where i want to and be near people so i can get more hugs and such ace things! yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:38, archived)
# ooh, congratulations!
Super news.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:39, archived)
# woo
and remember to breathe
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:39, archived)
# Is it still
in Leeds?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:39, archived)
# yep
tis in hyde park, near all the people i want to be near = )
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:41, archived)
# I used to live
there, on Hyde Park Terrace. It rocked.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# yay
congratumerlations!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:39, archived)
# Congratumalations
and big hugs of chunky lovlieness.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:41, archived)
# lovely :)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Congrats
woo to you
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Fantabulous news
Yay!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Let's be nice and

burn the kitty!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# TJ
conversation about the new bee pics.
person2: newbee2.jpg giant bee bondage?
me: er no.
me: wtf how is newbee2.jpg giant bee bondage?!
person2: pegged to a wasking line?
me: ah. no.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# Look what I found on my bed

useless info: this is my first no hands post
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:26, archived)
# I'd check your sheets thoroughly
before you get into bed tonight. :)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:27, archived)
# is
he mashing in a No Hands poo there then?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:34, archived)
# 'lo sir
Looking forward to Saturday now! Promises to be much fun.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:35, archived)
# indeed
it does !
Have we agreed to start at Fab?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:38, archived)
# It looks that way
I'm picking Lora up from the station at 5ish, so we'll be around from then if anyone's out and about earlier.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:38, archived)
# I'll be about.
I'll probably meet you at the station when Lora turns up?

edit - I'm going to have a bit of an afternoon wander around the city centre I think
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# coolio
one of us will let you know what's happening.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# splendid.
OOoh I'm all excited. And the birthday bash is only a week later too. Yaaay! I guess you can still do that? I saw you saying can't do the day after...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:46, archived)
# yup, I shall be there
but will have to restrain myself slightly. Long trek to the lakes the following day.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:53, archived)
# check
m3ss3ng3r , someone was asking about going for a pizza first
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# food?
are you quite, quite mad?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# wasn't
me guvnor !!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)
# considering
that Not Called Dave is recommending Babylon, I think he may well be! :OP
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:44, archived)
# Eating's Cheating
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:46, archived)
# yay!
it does indeed!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:38, archived)
# yay !
:)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# what have you done in his bed then?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:35, archived)
# shh!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:38, archived)
# I did not have a sexual relationship with that kitten!
*FACT*
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:41, archived)
# I guess everyone has to use him once or twice
but don't go making a habit of it.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:27, archived)
# No, no, make lots
Nohands is the very substance of B3ta!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:30, archived)
# but he's worked very hard for us
then left us for a career in TV.
Coming back here, is like bitter ex-soap stars having to go back to Eastenders after 5 years 'resting'.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:32, archived)
# We should be grateful
that he still remembers his roots.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:35, archived)
# I just noticed...
nohands has no tail!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:31, archived)
# he has
he straps it to his back for safety reasons.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:32, archived)
# that doesnt make any sence
ok it does
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:33, archived)
# And he does have hands
Why isn't he called Notail?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:33, archived)
# what cat do you know that has hands?
it should be paws!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:35, archived)
# nohands is dead*
so is the goatse guy** *FACT*

*i'm probably lying
**apperently he's either dead or faked death
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:33, archived)
# goatse guy is dead???
no way?!

*opens bottle of champagne*

Edit: have anyone ever thought that he might be registered on B3ta?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:34, archived)
# who knows
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:36, archived)
# I have no idea
what you've just linked to, but for the sake of my sanity there's no way I'm clicking that link.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:39, archived)
# bit of info
about goatse guy/his deadness,
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# Alleged deadness.
Like Elvis, he will live on in the hearts of millions.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)
# it
is actually some info. on him.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# dear christ.
the horror of it all.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# I've occasionally wondered
who's looked hard enough at it to determine if it's real or not?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:37, archived)
# me
repeatedly.

i'm sure it is.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Someone,
Beardo, I think, claimed on Friday that it's actually a hermaphrodite, but I don't have the stomach to really look hard at it.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# disproved
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Phwoaaaaar!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:46, archived)
# That
is very interesting *carrots hit screen*
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:14, archived)
# dear god no
I gather he is/was some circus performer or something.

The thought that I may have shaken one of those hands... urrggh.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Nohands was facing away
on the cover of the latest B3ta album, which lends some credence to the death theory.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:45, archived)
# wrong sort of angle
methinks anyway. it's hidden behind him.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:34, archived)
# ha ha!
Well done. Made me smile, anyway.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Dr Evil!


It frickin freezin out here mr bigglesworth. (Its my first post - please be gentle!!)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:16, archived)
# Um.
Would it be ever so rude of me to ask: what the fuck are you going on about?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:17, archived)
# when would how rude something is
have any effect on your questioning?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:18, archived)
# Austrin Powers!!!!!!
Its an Austin Powers quote!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:18, archived)
# I think Baz is asking
what you've done to the photo?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:20, archived)
# What I done!
Andy used to have lovely blond hair and a reasonably normal complection!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:22, archived)
# post a link to
the original
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:23, archived)
# I dont have it here!
I'll need to upload it from home later - after 6pm okay???
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:25, archived)
# Oh, it's Andy!
I didn't recognise him without his lovely blonde hair and reasonably normal complexion!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:24, archived)
# I think he's put the bald head on...
if so, he's done it very well, although it's obviously one of his mates so it doesn't really mean anything to us.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:23, archived)
# I assumed
that's what'd been done - I was just trying to be helpful to novadrive.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:24, archived)
# Me too.
I was just being a cunt.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:25, archived)
# I know,
but you've already upset one newbie today and I'm trying to counter your all-pervading evilness.

:-)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:27, archived)
# Fucking cortalux deleted another thread just when I was being helpful again.
NB:
Threadwaste - any message posted in a new thread without a funny pic/link.
There are only 15 threads per page and deleting wasted threads doesn't pull older ones back from the spazz.
Habitual threadwasting will piss people off because it pushes those that aren't off the board before people can reply to them.
This is why people are pissed off with you cortalux and not newbies in general.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:18, archived)
# that's my brother
he's got leukaemia, you cunt
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:19, archived)
# No.. its not.
its my mate Andy actually - so Ram it!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:21, archived)
# generally we don't just post ordinary pictures
do something to it - make it funny
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:22, archived)
# Poke it!
I did - thats not normal - surley if it looks normal to you, you either need glasses or I'm a frickin genius with Photoshop!!!!!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:24, archived)
# without knowing the original it's a bit of a Goodyear Blimp
BTW he looks just like one of my mates, but after he's done too many pills.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:26, archived)
# the chap in the green coat
bears a very slight passing resemblance to you. do you know andy? he's got lovely blonde hair and a reasonably normal complexion apparently.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:31, archived)
# he looks a bit like me
after I've done too many pills as well.
I don't think I know Andy, but maybe I was too battered to recall
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:34, archived)
# I do wear glasses and I was being polite
not so now after your obvious inability to use the English language to express yourself you cunt!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:33, archived)
# everyone always flames you...
when u first join novadrive, nothin 2 be worried about
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:22, archived)
# nope
only the cunts
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:23, archived)
# what the fuck do you know?
you've only been here an hour
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:23, archived)
# no
we flame you because you are a threadwasting little twat
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:24, archived)
# not true.
If you go about it the right way and be nice and don't go bleating on and wasting threads then you'll do just fine
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:25, archived)
# please don't abbreviate so much it's not clever
and shows a lack of intelligence
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Hello novadrive
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:23, archived)
# yeah !
ram it cuntface !
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:22, archived)
# any idea where i can find pictures
of rabbits?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:24, archived)
# have
you tried getty images?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:25, archived)
# or
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:27, archived)
# thanks again..
very downloadable..I better get on with my work..now..catch u later
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:34, archived)
# tata
matey :)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:35, archived)
# no i haven't
thanks...i;ll add a .com to that see what i get
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:27, archived)
# it's
creative.gettyimages.com
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:28, archived)
# could
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:30, archived)
# even more help
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:29, archived)
# thanks
u are all very nice and helpful
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:38, archived)
# this one's really good for cute animals
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:34, archived)
# just what i was looking
for
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:39, archived)
# heh
*rubs hands*
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Google
Getty
Small children's bedrooms...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:25, archived)
# hutches
and of course, starskys
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:28, archived)
# www.rabbit.org
seriously.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:30, archived)
# you
evil b*stard!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:22, archived)
# hmmm, yes
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:24, archived)
# heh
i have friends that are so like that. losers
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:26, archived)
# If your friends
with losers doesn't that make you a loser too?








Just like me?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:32, archived)
# welcome to b3ta:)
ignore the rest of them, there all gay!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:39, archived)
# hooray for post!
no yarn today (aw) but I got the fuzzy black chenille stems/pipe cleaners! (Yay!)

two more pics on the updated page
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:14, archived)
# fantastic!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:17, archived)
# that's lovely!
woo!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:20, archived)
# soooo cute!!!
lemme buy him!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:20, archived)
# Soon, patience, my child.
When I get my yarn, I'll be doing a limited run of 20 bees (hopefully. or else i'll do 5 and get fcuked off about it :)) and they'll be a tenner each (plus p&p if it turns out to be a lot)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:22, archived)
# blumme
is he whipping that ladies thrups out?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:25, archived)
# doesn't look
like there's much to whip out.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:26, archived)

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