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# The solution to traffic problems
On our roads is simply to remark the lanes properly!

(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Arf
and of course 'SCHTOP!'
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:25, archived)
# HAMMER TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:27, archived)
# *points*
US road.
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:25, archived)
# yes yes
the UK road images were shite.

funnily enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:26, archived)
# odd that isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:26, archived)
# that no one in england
takes good photos of roads?
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:28, archived)
# road spotters do
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:31, archived)
# but that road
look kinda shitty too. US roads are more bumpy.
not the shopping or idea is shitty, mind you. nor the pic really ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:28, archived)
# Toro, toro!
drive faster mister hardly any knob...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Razor
Do you have the original ice cream pic by any chance?

Thnaks muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:30, archived)
# it is
a gettyimage- ice cream search.
second page of results...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:38, archived)
# After yesterday's row with Parcelforce

I'm having my stuff delivered incognito from
now on by a private courier.
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:18, archived)
# Heh.
"Womb brooms". I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:19, archived)
# ha ha ha

whats in the box?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Cocks!
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:21, archived)
# and
clocks and rocks and foxes socks
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:23, archived)
# jam
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Haha!
Now I'm getting all giggly!

That's ace!
(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:21, archived)
# still waiting
to see if parcelfarce can find a big huge college and deliver my package there (hubby's workplace) i'll be annoyed if they don't deliver today :(
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Believe you me
they won't
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:22, archived)
# grr!
must.think.fluffy.thoughts.
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)
# too true
they tried to deliver my modem the day before it was due, failed to tell me, and so i took the next day off work to wait for it. we threatened to sue them for loss of earnings. they shit themselves and delivered it the next morning.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:30, archived)
# I passed my driving test!

WOO!
(Spin Doctor, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:18, archived)
# Hurrah !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:18, archived)
# checksum test
lelelel
(I helped save b3ta! buttercup, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:13, archived)
# didn't work
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:13, archived)
# works from here
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:14, archived)
# oh yes
so it did :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:15, archived)
# you ruined my lumpbucket-esque reply
www.b3ta.com/board/1
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:18, archived)
# Ah.
Um.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:20, archived)
# hahaha!
you've been rumbled!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:21, archived)
# fishbear's woo in that
is ace
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:20, archived)
# wee i feel
like marty mcfly
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:22, archived)
# got the shakes?


/hellbound
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)
# oh
that was evilly good
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:29, archived)
# wow!
user# 1
nice to meet you, your honour!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:14, archived)
# 33 years here
that's dedication
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:15, archived)
# dedication's what you need
he/she should make this thread a comp entry - longest serving B3tan
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:17, archived)
# i don't think that'll impress the judge
as much as norks.

(it's a he - cal)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:19, archived)
# ahh!
I didn't realise Cal had an alternate ID
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)
# he doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:35, archived)
# morning
mother :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:16, archived)
# morning ted
and mother

and everyone
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:17, archived)
# morning Z :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:17, archived)
# Morning all! Has everyone seen this yet? *milking it*
www.b3ta.com/board/1543019
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:18, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:19, archived)
# have now
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:21, archived)
# meh
'salright i spose
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:25, archived)
# pffft
spot the b3tan-in-love!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:27, archived)
# have
you sent him photos of your norks yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:27, archived)
# hahaha!
way to lower the tone ;)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:27, archived)
# I
try to please :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:29, archived)
# you
should have sent him a picture of some really flat , spaniels ears tits , then when you get your own (probably) impressive norks out he'll squeal like a piggy !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:32, archived)
# I'll have him squealing like a piggy anyway ;)
/did I really say that :/
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Huzzah !!
How lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Soup herb :)
yay! to this kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:22, archived)
# yay !
down with pants !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)
# oh yes!
I suspect pant removal may occur ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Congratulations
I wouldn't touch a b3tan with a bargepole, personally.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Liar,
the amount of imes I had to bruch you from my ankles.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:27, archived)
# You have such lovely ankles though
And that wasn't a bargepole...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:28, archived)
# urgh
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:29, archived)
# you loved it
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Yep,
Little Bov wants some.

(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:34, archived)
# cor
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:35, archived)
# *sigh*
I wish I was like Little Bov.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:37, archived)
# oh my god
its menub!
not that i know what menub looks like naked
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:37, archived)
# No its not,
its Little Bov.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:38, archived)
# that's a relief
then
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:30, archived)
# b3tans are 'orrid
especially ones masquerading as fluffy little puppety type things.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:31, archived)
# even as a weapon
and attacking me hard?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Hooray!!
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:27, archived)
# I keep seeing weird
php error messages, if you care at all.
trying to be helpful, honest
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:14, archived)
# that's just
...as files are uploading, but are only half done. on a slow connection here
(I helped save b3ta! buttercup, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:15, archived)
# I'll try to go easy on the F5
then
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:16, archived)
# b3ta is actually run
on a 56k dialup connection from Cal's spare room.

FACT
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:18, archived)
# people actually think
you're joking!


100% of FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:27, archived)
# it's just that Cal
lives in the Caribbean, from the proceeds of the icons.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:29, archived)
# How
does he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:32, archived)
# me too, int the top bar
but they don't seem to be disturbing things too much.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:16, archived)
# Whats going on?
Whats happening??
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:17, archived)
# The board is in for a service
Nothing major, new oil filter and plugs.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:20, archived)
# What day is this?
WHAT YEAR!?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Who's the president?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Ronald Regan
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Who ordered these drinks?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:26, archived)
# WHY ARE THEY STARING AT ME!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:27, archived)
# WHAT PART OF "PISSING IT DOWN" DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:31, archived)
#
they won't let me run
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:31, archived)
# I sometimes have problems posting messages
i press the 'post this message' button, and the message writing page just refreshes:(

(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:20, archived)
# known issue
it's in my queue

if you're not logged in and you go to post a message, the message gets lost and you get returned to the posting page
(I helped save b3ta! buttercup, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)
# also
i think the badger frottaging module needs tweaking
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:29, archived)
# i have a problem with m3ss3ng3r
if flibz is here, whenever i log in and i type in the details, it goes to the board but i still ain't logged in
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:30, archived)
# the b3ta board?
should be taken care of by your cookies. If not, m3ss3ng3r won't do it for you, I have to log in serperately every morning at work.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:32, archived)
# so what should i do then
mr moore?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:33, archived)
# I'm not 100% clear what you mean
feel free to msn me.

(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:37, archived)
# oooh
the verify code has changed..
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:16, archived)
# also trying to be helpful
when i'm viewing a profile, it says i'm logged in as that person. odd, no?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:18, archived)
# Ooh yeah,
I just noticed that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:19, archived)
# yeah
im getting that too
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:20, archived)
# thanks
that should be fixed now
(I helped save b3ta! buttercup, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:23, archived)
# tis
you know
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)
# yep
ta :) and have a timely woo for all your wonderful work on the board, i'm sure that doesn't get said often enough
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:25, archived)
# here here
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:27, archived)
# damn n00bs...
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:27, archived)
# R.I.P.


Guess I am going straight to hell for this one...
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:10, archived)
# don't worry
you won't be alone.

Nicely done, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:11, archived)
# took a second get it
shall I call the lift?
(internalprimate, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:11, archived)
# I met Ladan at the Progeria Meet in Florida last year.
I couldn't see her sister. I think she was hiding under the table. Ladan wanted to be a lawyer.

Ladan was disguising the fact by drinking from the punch bowl at table level.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:12, archived)
# lo
they both completed law school apparently.

they did actually seperate them, they died afterwards[/pedant]
(I helped save b3ta! pinklefish, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:14, archived)
# Yeah
apparently only one of them wanted to do it, and the other one felt obliged to tag along...
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:15, archived)
# how did they do their exams though
surely it would be difficult not to cheat, by looking over the others shoulder, so to speak.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:15, archived)
# I don't know about exams.
Ladan said that her sister always tried to cop off with her boyfriends.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:16, archived)
# I saw them last year.
The other one was drunk and kept swearing.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:15, archived)
# there were some
russian siamese twins, one of who became an alcoholic so the other was always pissed too

100% factadiddlydoo
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:34, archived)
# if one had a drink
would the other feel the efects?
(Leroy_slade, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Heh.
Nicely done. Although I'm afriad you were beaten to it today. How come none of the newspapers had the headline: "World isn't surprised as two women die in very dangerous operation. Millions of people didn't mourn the deaths of two people they didn't know." ?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:13, archived)
# Thought I mighta been
First time in here all week... It's no fun when you're not being paid to b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:14, archived)
# what a
choice to haev to make tho.
and talk about unlucky - being born with your head stuck to your sister.
I think that's why a lot of people are going Boo Nay over it, out of empathy.
(I helped save b3ta! pinklefish, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:17, archived)
# I dunno
I find it hard to empathise with someone who has someone else stuck to their head... It's just too difficult to imagine what it'd be like... Though if my brother was stuck to my head it'd be a goddam pain in the arse... Especially if his forehead was glued to the back of my head... eugh.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:20, archived)
# well that's it really
you go "what if that was me" and shudder and you're empathising.

(I helped save b3ta! pinklefish, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:34, archived)
# just like the fact that
every hour of every day the same amount of children die from starvation as the number of people who died when the WTC was destroyed.
Let's start a war about that.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:19, archived)
# aye
reminds me of when Janet Street Porter dissed all the publicity nicecupofteaandasitdown.com has been getting because there are more important things in the world than biscuits (or words to that effect)

There are more important things in the world than everything. No reason why we should stop lamenting one thing in order to focus on another tho. We need to sort it all out, lament everything, cry a lot, then find a superhero to make it all ok again.
WE NEED BUFFY!
(I helped save b3ta! pinklefish, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:37, archived)
# must resist urge to tell joke...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:15, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)
# I have only just realised after seeing three of these.....
....that it is in reference to siamese twins. I had assumed it was in reference to loose women being burried in Y shaped coffins! DOH!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Morning all!

sorry about the shonky colours, file size is smaller than usual though...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:03, archived)
# is that terry hall?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:04, archived)
# It's not
it's Mr Generic Creative Imagebank Man
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:06, archived)
# Yay!
Gimmie! Gimmie! Gimmie! Gimmie!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:05, archived)
# hehe
indeedy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:05, archived)
# morning my lovely :)
isn't it a smashing day?
/would say that even if it were raining/snowing/other
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:08, archived)
# Yay!
Where can I get it?
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:06, archived)
# haha!
wonderful!

GOOD MORNING THREADJACK: which London airport is most convenient for the 18th bash, as I will most likely go straight from airport.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:07, archived)
# bristol
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:08, archived)
# well if you fly into bristol or gloucester
i will meet you and you can come for tea at my house.

it won't get you to the bash, but my battenburg cake has yet to be beaten by anyone at the womens institute.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:11, archived)
# it's probably easier to get in from there
than stanstead
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:09, archived)
# seriously, probably heathrow
cos then it's straight* up the picaddilly line to king's cross. gatwick is a fuck, stanstead is worse.

*well, i say straight, 45 minutes, 197 stops, busking iranian children and hammersmith isn't exactly straight...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:17, archived)
# lol!
I shall keep this thread and ponder the options vs price thing. To be honest though, I don't care if I have to sell everything I own in order to get there!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:20, archived)
# good lord, where are you coming from?
there's dedication and there's dedication you know.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Belfast
If I can get past the protesting Orangemen!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Good lord,
How exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:09, archived)
# If you can get
a flight to City airport, that's by far the closest. Otherwise it's much of a muchness really, go for the cheapest.

You should arrive early and come for dinner first though. Not a good place to be on an empty stomach.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:09, archived)
# City it is
Am arriving a little early and sneaking of with Dog, am just trying to avoid a huge train fare from Stanstead :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:10, archived)
# Oh then
you can come to the Pre-bash bash and everything.
Its all so dashed marverllous.

/Terry Thomas
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:11, archived)
# city's great
it really looks like you're just going to fly into all the buildings, then you don't. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:13, archived)
# yay!
Bovine, I tried to reply to you, but it wouldn't let me, needless to say, that sounds mungous :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:16, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:18, archived)
# heathrow
piccadily line straight to kings x
(I helped save b3ta! clangers, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:09, archived)
# um
heathrow I think..
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:09, archived)
# theres loads of cheap flights from ireland to stansted
which I have to go past to get there (its only about an hour away from there)..
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:10, archived)
# have you ordered one of those
russian brides?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:11, archived)
# yep
i found if i do it through the company I can claim the VAT back...

I'm a romantic like that ;)

edit: actually, she's polish, and i met her when i was travelling last year, and she's very sweet, and you'll get to meet her anyway as she keeps pestering me to go along to a bash...
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:13, archived)
# is she anything to do with the polish squatter we appear to be getting?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:25, archived)
# errr
maybe...
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:25, archived)
# what exactly is she to do with our polish squatter?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:30, archived)
# a friend of her's
I think Andrews particularly taken with her, Bozena (pronouced bo zhay na ;)

(and maybe her brother for a week but im letting him crash round on our sofa when he arrives, or something)
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:35, archived)
# ok, i'll let you all off then
well, a little bit. i could of course, have asked this last night
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:37, archived)
# yeah
I'm trying to avoid that train fare, unless flight+train fares are cheaper than a fare to City :)
thankyou :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:11, archived)
# train fair is about a tenner in total...
no idea how much for the flight - 1 quid + taxes probably from ryanair...
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:13, archived)
# ooh! I forgot about Ryanair!
I hate them, but this is neither the time nor place for principles
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:15, archived)
# ryanair are the only
airline that flies to cornwall, so forced to use them when I want to go home, they're ok as long as you don't buy anything on board..
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:18, archived)
# and so long as you don't require a wheelchair
they charge for wheelchairs!! Bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:21, archived)
# excellent
:)woo
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:09, archived)
# that is
woo um yay
(I helped save b3ta! pinklefish, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Harry is a free spirit....

...he hates being held against his Will...tshbdumclatter

punnage of strawberries
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:59, archived)
# Hooray!
Smack them cunts!

Woo!
(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:02, archived)
# Lovely
Vespa Girls

and this.

I'll motherfucking kill you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:47, archived)
# yay!
Mr Alfie should have seen that for his "Girls on Bikes" movie.

I'm seriously considering flogging the car and getting one of those. They am the bestestest.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:49, archived)
# I want one,
but only when I lose weight.
Theres nothing more funny than a fat man on a tiny bike.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:50, archived)
# Hurray for summer!
Fat girls wearing crop-tops and showing us their wobbling rolls of pale, puckered fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:55, archived)
# *shudder*
even worse, not girls but their mums and grandmas...

I live by the seaside. It's not always pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:56, archived)
# There's certain items of clothing
that just shouldn't be sold above a certain size.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)
# true
but then again, overweight girls who are, say, a size 20, can look really nice wearing size 20 clothes. The problem starts when they wear clothes that are several sizes too small, and they bulge out the sides.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:00, archived)
# bingo wings
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:07, archived)
# like this...
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:21, archived)
# I agree with the issue.
Since my stomach bypass operation. I have lost about four stones. I could never return to being fat. It's so unstylish.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:01, archived)
# True
but many fat girls look spiffy with big hair.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:02, archived)
# The film "Hairspray"
being a fine example ;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:03, archived)
# That's true.
I used to model myself on Tracy Turnblad.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:05, archived)
# I don't understand 'spiffy'.
Are you posh?
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:04, archived)
# Me,
yes.
I eat Primula on crispbread and drink Diet Coke.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:06, archived)
# Coo.
I eat Diet Coke and express Primula from my bosoms during in-between times.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:07, archived)
# Then
you are just as posh as I.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:08, archived)
# But I don't like the Primula thing.
I had to take antibiotics to get rid.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:09, archived)
# It would be much more convenient
if you expressed Dairylea triangles.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:15, archived)
# what would Sue Drawbridge think
of you talking to boys like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:09, archived)
# She won't use the computer.
She thinks it's a 'conduit to Hell'.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:18, archived)
# it's so unhealthy
I've had eating disorders so I'm biased, but I see fat in the same way as I see gangrene - not good for you and a bit disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:04, archived)
# I used to have an eating disorder.
I would cram KitKats into my food-hole until I nearly burst my asophagus.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:06, archived)
# there is...
identical fat twins on identical small mopeds.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:56, archived)
# ..or a really, really fat person
on 2 mopeds, one for each arse cheek.
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)
# there's a chap
that works near me that rides a monkey bike. i can't tell whether he's fat or not, but he does teeter precariously
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:00, archived)
# Ciao!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:06, archived)
# i fuggin love that pic!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:08, archived)
# cheers,
I like that fact that I successfully solved the problem as to how a swan would operate a motorised vehicle:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:10, archived)
# I was wondering...
if anyone had any Swan Vespas...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:14, archived)
# yay!
:)

(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Fat Bastards
They must be from Devon.
(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:01, archived)
# with a faceless crash helmet
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)
# I
used to have a Gilera Runner till some cunt nicked it.
Still , he killed himself trying to fish it out of a river he ditched it in.
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:53, archived)
# I had a Piaggio
which was my pride and joy until some cunts failed to nick it, so just smashed it up instead. CUNTS.
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:55, archived)
# This is partly
what puts me off.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:56, archived)
# I
loved it , bummer was I hadn't renewed the insurance so i lost me bike and had to stump up £140 for the recovery/storage fee :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:56, archived)
# Mine got stollen so often when I lived in Lewisham
that the insurance got more than the value of the bike.
The last time it got nicked, I just gave up, instead I drink and use public transport instead these day.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:57, archived)
# I love Lewisham.
Derek's homeboys hang round there.

Well, they used to. They all got beaten up by a gang of 11-year olds.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:02, archived)
# I love Gileras
Gilera Gilera.
(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:00, archived)
# fucking
lovely it was , silver one
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:02, archived)
# I like the vespa girls thingy
the other lady, would be care in the community, if she could find a community that cared.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:49, archived)
# So much of the internet is parody
I wonder if anything out there is genuine any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:56, archived)
# Only B3ta
is guaranteed 100% of fact.
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:59, archived)
# Yes!
B3ta performs an alchemical distillation of the sludge of the Interweb, to yield the pure elixir of enlightenment that is 100% of FACT!
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:02, archived)
# For you bovine
Deb's Moo Moos
And I agree with Pootle in regards the Vespa girls and that interesting laydee.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:49, archived)
# Aaawww,
I want the Moomy, Dracmooma and the Frankestein one with Moo in it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:51, archived)
# only if you've been
udderly good this year.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:54, archived)
# I have been.
4 stomachs.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:55, archived)
# this message made me laugh.
you know why?

it's cause you're STUPID.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:00, archived)
# Now,
if only I could find some way to distill.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:04, archived)
# three cheers for cheeseland
they're right, cheeseland just doesn't get the accolades it deserves
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:56, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:49, archived)
# eep...
scared now
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:50, archived)
# you
trawler of internet rubbish you!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:50, archived)
# I mother fucking
kill you, its got my mother fucking name on it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:52, archived)
# I
see
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:53, archived)
# hahaha
I can imagine some 12year old kid with a 9mm waving it at me now.

'I'm gonna kill you. It's got my fucking name on it yo'
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:53, archived)
# vespa girls are cool
but the other thing is a bit OTT
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:52, archived)
# But funny,
very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:53, archived)
# post shit like that again
and ill no and ill muther fucking kill you!:)

yes it is funny though
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:54, archived)
# Please note
the home page

I know I look good.
I like to siber.

She's a wealth of cathphrases.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)
# i thought it was a chap
well i never
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:00, archived)
# I did at first.
DON'T TAKE MY MOTHERFUCKING PICTURES!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:02, archived)
#
ILL FUCK YOU UP
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:03, archived)
# the arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:04, archived)
# thats just how he likes it.. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:05, archived)
# whatever happened to that
I love black people website? I loved that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:02, archived)
# How
do you no?
(I helped save b3ta! Rooster, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:55, archived)
# kw



yours, I believe
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:57, archived)
# Ahhh!
kw'no.
That's it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rooster, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:59, archived)
# "page created with Easy Designer"
I'll be buying that then!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:53, archived)
# have you seen the file name of his picture?
- blackie
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:53, archived)
# I think its
a woman...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:54, archived)
# no the one on the left
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:55, archived)
# Yes,
that's who I meant.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:00, archived)
# ewwwwwwww
not even with yours
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:04, archived)
# I know I look good.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:05, archived)
# hubba hubba
i like women from the sixties. their tits look all funny.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:53, archived)
# The reacted to
the earth magnetic core you know.
Fact.

*does dance*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:55, archived)
# 'lo Mike
What happened to you Friday, you get home ok?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:56, archived)
# hugo
threw me out of the pub, like literally threw me. then i bought a burger and paid far too much for a taxi home when i had a sodding travelcard and could have got a night bus.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)
# sounds about par for the course.
You missed another good one on Saturday though.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:59, archived)
# i went to a party
with a brazilian rock band instead, and met a lovely girl who i then entirely failed to get off with, then i fell asleep and so went home at like 4:30 but the party was still just getting started and then i found a late-night bakery and it was all oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:02, archived)
# you owe me
one hug.

(see below)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:05, archived)
# it's actually
short for 'one huge slap in the face', so okay.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:07, archived)
# march 63
would get it, oh yes she would...
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:54, archived)
# But she'd be
about 65 now!
(I helped save b3ta! Rooster, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:57, archived)
# and that's just how he likes them
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)
# so rigid
you could snap them...
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:59, archived)
# Lovely calendar girls should be shot
immediately. Those girls are all in their 60's now. I'm really depressed now. I think I'll listen to Morrisey and slit my wrists again.
(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:56, archived)
# Ill motherfucking kill you
is one of the funniest things i have EVER seen in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:03, archived)
# test
testing...
(I helped save b3ta! buttercup, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:46, archived)
# 123 123
321 321
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:46, archived)
# dusty bin?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:47, archived)
# Nope,
I just have tight in-soles.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:49, archived)
# I loved that show.
I especially liked the riddles. They were so difficult. I nearly always got dusty bin.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:49, archived)
# I'm more of a Krypton Factor girl
meself
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:52, archived)
# there was something sultry and deep
about gordon burns
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)
# morning Dawn
Didn't the riddles look like little crusties
Edit: Sorry I was thinking of The Riddlers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:53, archived)
# medication time
medication time
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:54, archived)
# hammer time
lemon thyme
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:55, archived)
# I still have some hammertime trousers.
They are slightly soiled.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:59, archived)
# stay in the black, keep out of the red
you get nothing in this game, for two in a bed
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:52, archived)
# yes dear
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:53, archived)
# Jim Bowen orgy.
Yes please.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:57, archived)
# your fucking sick
you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)
# don't be silly
when testing you can only use 1 and 2. Like this:

Person testing: 1 1 2 1 2 1 2 1 1 2 2 2...
Other person: 3!! 3 goddammit!
Person testing: oh piss off.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:49, archived)
# sorry you are right
it's a long time since I set up anywhere with mics
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:54, archived)
# reply
test2
(I helped save b3ta! buttercup, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:46, archived)
# this is very exciting
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:52, archived)
# nest
nesting...
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:46, archived)
# is that
a repost? :OP
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:47, archived)
# It is
I've seen him post that at least twice before.
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:52, archived)
# Cock off!
Fucking threadwasters.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:47, archived)
# another work of Tef's evil genius
bites the dust eh? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:48, archived)
# la la la
lelelelelel
(I helped save b3ta! buttercup, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:55, archived)
# just popped in to say
here be this week's gallery
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:46, archived)
# marvellous
have you seen deidre?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:46, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:47, archived)
# Yay!
My life is complete - I finally made it into the gallery!

Woo to everyone else and top tuneage as usual Mr Boab sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:50, archived)
# YAY! thanks Boab!
also, i'd like to say Eclectech and HumanDescent are on their usual top form.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:51, archived)
# yay!
and thanks also!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:52, archived)
# yay!!
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:53, archived)
# top
stuff as per !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:55, archived)
# George Martin's Fancy Dress Competition
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# ha ha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:41, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:41, archived)
# woo!
I hope this isn't the start of another abbey road bandwagon..
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)
# heheh
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:44, archived)
# Derek's in the doghouse.
I caught him snogging Karen Franks. He had his hand down her top. He also got arrested for weeing on the audience during a concert at the youth centre.

I'm considering chucking him.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:49, archived)
# you can do better than Derek
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:54, archived)
# Do you really think so?
I kind of love him, I guess. And he does go with my new weave.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)
# I agree with munkt0n
Derek just isn't good enough for you
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:56, archived)
# He keeps calling me his bitch.
I'm not a bitch.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)
# kick him to the
curb!
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:05, archived)
# Do you know?
I WILL!
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:08, archived)
# GO GIRL
GO GIRL
</springer>
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:11, archived)
# ya big crazee man!
woo:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:45, archived)
# I've got a big fucking hangover. And so..


(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:39, archived)
# It would be great
to drive that big truck all day
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# Yes
That's cheered me up. I'd fucking pick up dead fit girl hitch hikers all day.
(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Do they have dead fit girl hitchhikers
down your way?
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)
# You bet baby
Lining up on every roundabout. All blondes and nips like coat pegs.
(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:45, archived)
# Surely like Scammell wheel nuts
if we're going to be topical?
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:49, archived)
# dead hitchhikers you say
Hummm...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:44, archived)
# Don't leave them too long though
or they'll stop being fit...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:51, archived)
# reminds me of these

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:41, archived)
# what?
a red ex?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:41, archived)
# pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Poo pushing solutions?
Good lord
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Whaa
Now I'm really fucked off. They're much funnier than mine.
:-(
(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:44, archived)
# thats because
your all gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:45, archived)
# Thor
You are awful. But I like you.
(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:46, archived)
# Bottle Top Dreams #2
I've just finished page 2 of my new comic!



Page 1!

Page 2!

Please tell me what you think... I honestly am making it up as I go along....

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:38, archived)
# That's great
/waits for next installment
(8-Ball, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# is it my ego
or does the girl look a lot like me?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# it's your ego
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# It was roughly based on Mother (the board member, not my mum)!
But it's turned out looking like her, you and my girlfriend!
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)
# or perhaps
like any female with shoulder-length brown hair and glasses...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:46, archived)
# Yeah, them too.....
but..



It *is* uncanny....
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:49, archived)
# You fool...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:52, archived)
# who is that
she looks familiar
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:06, archived)
# you're right
she looks a lot like your ego
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:45, archived)
# Looking good so far.
Although for some reason, while it loads it's nice and big, but when it's loaded up it fits to page, and is a bit hard to read. Probably some funny setting on my work browser that though.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:41, archived)
# It is indeed your browser!
If you move your mouse to the bottom right corner, a little cross appears. Click it, and it become full size!
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)
# If you don't like that,
try Tools > Internet Options > Advanced, then scroll down and uncheck "Enable Automatic Image Resizing."

(if your computer lets you do that, of course, and if you're using Internet Explorer).
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:51, archived)
# No access to internet options
fucking facists.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:52, archived)
# auto picture resizing...
you can turn it off in advanced options:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:52, archived)
# superman never made any money
saving the world from solomon grundy
and sometimes i despair
the world will never see another man like him.

a free hug to anyone who can name the band and the song.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:57, archived)
# "Superman's Song - Crash Test Dummies"
and I claim my £5, or hug as the case may be.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:01, archived)
# Now look everyone
More and less

Let's all be nice and lovey dovey today....
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:34, archived)
# fuck off



joke!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Play nicely
with the other children darling...
(mictoboy's missus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:35, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Where
is this so called 'shit movie' that everyones on about?
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:38, archived)
# don't bother
I've seen better nosebleeds
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:39, archived)
# Fair
enough
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# already am
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:35, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:35, archived)
# i am
fluffy! bee!
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:35, archived)
# I've tried,
you all know I've tried...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:36, archived)
# you're very trying
;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Watch it you
or I won't just try sticking a bottle in your mouth next time you're drunk and unconscious...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)
# errr...
is that supposed to be a threat? :P
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:45, archived)
# Yes
tell me where you wouldn't like a bottle shoved while you're unconscious and I'll amend my threat accordingly...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:53, archived)
# i already am!
not only do i get hugs and strokes today, i just found out that the offer my dad put on this fantastic house has been accepted so i get to move to where i want to and be near people so i can get more hugs and such ace things! yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:38, archived)
# ooh, congratulations!
Super news.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:39, archived)
# woo
and remember to breathe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:39, archived)
# Is it still
in Leeds?
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:39, archived)
# yep
tis in hyde park, near all the people i want to be near = )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:41, archived)
# I used to live
there, on Hyde Park Terrace. It rocked.
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# yay
congratumerlations!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:39, archived)
# Congratumalations
and big hugs of chunky lovlieness.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:41, archived)
# lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Congrats
woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Fantabulous news
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Let's be nice and

burn the kitty!
(radical k Maker of stuff, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# TJ
conversation about the new bee pics.
person2: newbee2.jpg giant bee bondage?
me: er no.
me: wtf how is newbee2.jpg giant bee bondage?!
person2: pegged to a wasking line?
me: ah. no.
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# Look what I found on my bed

useless info: this is my first no hands post
(radical k Maker of stuff, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:26, archived)
# I'd check your sheets thoroughly
before you get into bed tonight. :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:27, archived)
# is
he mashing in a No Hands poo there then?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:34, archived)
# 'lo sir
Looking forward to Saturday now! Promises to be much fun.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:35, archived)
# indeed
it does !
Have we agreed to start at Fab?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:38, archived)
# It looks that way
I'm picking Lora up from the station at 5ish, so we'll be around from then if anyone's out and about earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:38, archived)
# I'll be about.
I'll probably meet you at the station when Lora turns up?

edit - I'm going to have a bit of an afternoon wander around the city centre I think
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# coolio
one of us will let you know what's happening.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# splendid.
OOoh I'm all excited. And the birthday bash is only a week later too. Yaaay! I guess you can still do that? I saw you saying can't do the day after...
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:46, archived)
# yup, I shall be there
but will have to restrain myself slightly. Long trek to the lakes the following day.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:53, archived)
# check
m3ss3ng3r , someone was asking about going for a pizza first
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# food?
are you quite, quite mad?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# wasn't
me guvnor !!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)
# considering
that Not Called Dave is recommending Babylon, I think he may well be! :OP
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:44, archived)
# Eating's Cheating
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:46, archived)
# yay!
it does indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:38, archived)
# yay !
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# what have you done in his bed then?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:35, archived)
# shh!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:38, archived)
# I did not have a sexual relationship with that kitten!
*FACT*
(radical k Maker of stuff, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:41, archived)
# I guess everyone has to use him once or twice
but don't go making a habit of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:27, archived)
# No, no, make lots
Nohands is the very substance of B3ta!
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:30, archived)
# but he's worked very hard for us
then left us for a career in TV.
Coming back here, is like bitter ex-soap stars having to go back to Eastenders after 5 years 'resting'.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:32, archived)
# We should be grateful
that he still remembers his roots.
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:35, archived)
# I just noticed...
nohands has no tail!
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:31, archived)
# he has
he straps it to his back for safety reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:32, archived)
# that doesnt make any sence
ok it does
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:33, archived)
# And he does have hands
Why isn't he called Notail?
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:33, archived)
# what cat do you know that has hands?
it should be paws!
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:35, archived)
# nohands is dead*
so is the goatse guy** *FACT*

*i'm probably lying
**apperently he's either dead or faked death
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:33, archived)
# goatse guy is dead???
no way?!

*opens bottle of champagne*

Edit: have anyone ever thought that he might be registered on B3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:34, archived)
# who knows
story here NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:36, archived)
# I have no idea
what you've just linked to, but for the sake of my sanity there's no way I'm clicking that link.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:39, archived)
# bit of info
about goatse guy/his deadness,
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# Alleged deadness.
Like Elvis, he will live on in the hearts of millions.
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)
# it
is actually some info. on him.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# dear christ.
the horror of it all.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# I've occasionally wondered
who's looked hard enough at it to determine if it's real or not?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:37, archived)
# me
repeatedly.

i'm sure it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Someone,
Beardo, I think, claimed on Friday that it's actually a hermaphrodite, but I don't have the stomach to really look hard at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# disproved
really. REALLY. REALLY. NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Phwoaaaaar!
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:46, archived)
# That
is very interesting *carrots hit screen*
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:14, archived)
# dear god no
I gather he is/was some circus performer or something.

The thought that I may have shaken one of those hands... urrggh.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Nohands was facing away
on the cover of the latest B3ta album, which lends some credence to the death theory.
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:45, archived)
# wrong sort of angle
methinks anyway. it's hidden behind him.
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:34, archived)
# ha ha!
Well done. Made me smile, anyway.
(Britpoptart, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Dr Evil!


It frickin freezin out here mr bigglesworth. (Its my first post - please be gentle!!)
(Kwazy Wabbit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:16, archived)
# Um.
Would it be ever so rude of me to ask: what the fuck are you going on about?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:17, archived)
# when would how rude something is
have any effect on your questioning?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:18, archived)
# Austrin Powers!!!!!!
Its an Austin Powers quote!
(Kwazy Wabbit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:18, archived)
# I think Baz is asking
what you've done to the photo?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:20, archived)
# What I done!
Andy used to have lovely blond hair and a reasonably normal complection!
(Kwazy Wabbit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:22, archived)
# post a link to
the original
(snitchell, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:23, archived)
# I dont have it here!
I'll need to upload it from home later - after 6pm okay???
(Kwazy Wabbit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:25, archived)
# Oh, it's Andy!
I didn't recognise him without his lovely blonde hair and reasonably normal complexion!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:24, archived)
# I think he's put the bald head on...
if so, he's done it very well, although it's obviously one of his mates so it doesn't really mean anything to us.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:23, archived)
# I assumed
that's what'd been done - I was just trying to be helpful to novadrive.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:24, archived)
# Me too.
I was just being a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:25, archived)
# I know,
but you've already upset one newbie today and I'm trying to counter your all-pervading evilness.

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:27, archived)
# Fucking cortalux deleted another thread just when I was being helpful again.
NB:
Threadwaste - any message posted in a new thread without a funny pic/link.
There are only 15 threads per page and deleting wasted threads doesn't pull older ones back from the spazz.
Habitual threadwasting will piss people off because it pushes those that aren't off the board before people can reply to them.
This is why people are pissed off with you cortalux and not newbies in general.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:18, archived)
# that's my brother
he's got leukaemia, you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:19, archived)
# No.. its not.
its my mate Andy actually - so Ram it!
(Kwazy Wabbit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:21, archived)
# generally we don't just post ordinary pictures
do something to it - make it funny
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:22, archived)
# Poke it!
I did - thats not normal - surley if it looks normal to you, you either need glasses or I'm a frickin genius with Photoshop!!!!!
(Kwazy Wabbit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:24, archived)
# without knowing the original it's a bit of a Goodyear Blimp
BTW he looks just like one of my mates, but after he's done too many pills.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:26, archived)
# the chap in the green coat
bears a very slight passing resemblance to you. do you know andy? he's got lovely blonde hair and a reasonably normal complexion apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:31, archived)
# he looks a bit like me
after I've done too many pills as well.
I don't think I know Andy, but maybe I was too battered to recall
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:34, archived)
# I do wear glasses and I was being polite
not so now after your obvious inability to use the English language to express yourself you cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:33, archived)
# everyone always flames you...
when u first join novadrive, nothin 2 be worried about
(cortalux, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:22, archived)
# nope
only the cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:23, archived)
# what the fuck do you know?
you've only been here an hour
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:23, archived)
# no
we flame you because you are a threadwasting little twat
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:24, archived)
# not true.
If you go about it the right way and be nice and don't go bleating on and wasting threads then you'll do just fine
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:25, archived)
# please don't abbreviate so much it's not clever
and shows a lack of intelligence
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Hello novadrive
sarcasm.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:23, archived)
# yeah !
ram it cuntface !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:22, archived)
# any idea where i can find pictures
of rabbits?
(mohogo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:24, archived)
# have
you tried getty images?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:25, archived)
# or
here www.sxc.hu/index.phtml
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:27, archived)
# thanks again..
very downloadable..I better get on with my work..now..catch u later
(mohogo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:34, archived)
# tata
matey :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:35, archived)
# no i haven't
thanks...i;ll add a .com to that see what i get
(mohogo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:27, archived)
# it's
creative.gettyimages.com
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:28, archived)
# could
try an image search on alta vista

uk.altavista.com/image/results?q=rabbit&mik=photo&mik=graphic&mip=all&mis=all&miwxh=all&avkw=xytx
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:30, archived)
# even more help
linky
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:29, archived)
# thanks
u are all very nice and helpful
(mohogo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:38, archived)
# this one's really good for cute animals
www.playgo.com
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:34, archived)
# just what i was looking
for
(mohogo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:39, archived)
# heh
*rubs hands*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Google
Getty
Small children's bedrooms...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:25, archived)
# hutches
and of course, starskys
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:28, archived)
# www.rabbit.org
seriously.
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:30, archived)
# you
evil b*stard!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:22, archived)
# hmmm, yes

bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:24, archived)
# heh
i have friends that are so like that. losers
(snitchell, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:26, archived)
# If your friends
with losers doesn't that make you a loser too?








Just like me?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:32, archived)
# welcome to b3ta:)
ignore the rest of them, there all gay!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:39, archived)
# hooray for post!
no yarn today (aw) but I got the fuzzy black chenille stems/pipe cleaners! (Yay!)

two more pics on the updated page
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:14, archived)
# fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:17, archived)
# that's lovely!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:20, archived)
# soooo cute!!!
lemme buy him!
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:20, archived)
# Soon, patience, my child.
When I get my yarn, I'll be doing a limited run of 20 bees (hopefully. or else i'll do 5 and get fcuked off about it :)) and they'll be a tenner each (plus p&p if it turns out to be a lot)
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:22, archived)
# blumme
is he whipping that ladies thrups out?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:25, archived)
# doesn't look
like there's much to whip out.
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:26, archived)

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