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This is a link post A friend of mine made an AWESOME 3D Chocolate cake in the shape of a human skull for the Threadcakes compo...
...thought you lot may like a look, looks tasty :)
 (I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish I could eat that
Magnificent cake.
 (I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Good god
That's pretty amazing!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post A 3D cake?
As opposed to what... a 2D cake???

How does that work exactly?

I DEMAND A REFUND!

...or some cake
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post ...although
after actually clicking the link - that is truly frickin awesome!

*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Grim thought:
That plastic skull was one inside a mold which was shaped by the insertion of a REAL SKULL.

That plastic skull then went on to touch the new mold, which in turn touched the chocolate cake.

By two degrees of separation, that cake has touched a real human skull.
 (I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like
Ronaldinho with a shaved head
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 19:24, Reply)
This is a link post Granny's Handbag I made this!
My latest flash animation.....



Only 2 v mild swear words (piss and turd) so should be SFW.

Click either the link or the image to take you to the land of the Granny.

Animation based upon the great remembering game, Grannys handbag.
 (I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminded me of something
Not sure what, but I liked it.
 (farnishk Apparently a terrorist,, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post granny looks like that guy from the CGI film UP!

(umbongotime meh.........., Fri 2 Jul 2010, 2:45, Reply)
This is a normal post TJ: is thursday getting pissed and turning up for work drunk night?
I can't remember if they fired me, or if i even had a job, or what the job was.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Wanker!

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff as always.
I meant to say.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post There certainly is a lot of stuff stuffed into Granny's Handbag . . . Granny's Handbag . . .
Nice ♫ too !
 (I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
Yeah, she's a hoarder.
 (I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
I'll be playing it in the pub tonight. If it's anything like last week, at least three people will see it.
 (I helped save b3ta! heyrudi has just found this setting, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 6:58, Reply)
This is a link post In my continuing effort to make my mate's wife laugh... I made this!
I stuck his face on this, yes I know it's a shit and bit of a bindun.
(Myarse looks big in this, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post So?
Don't keep us in suspenders. Did she laugh?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
did she ?
 (I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 22:28, Reply)
This is a link post To know war is to know there is still madness in this world. NSFW
GET sOME!
(I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post wtf
the helicopter falling off the aircraft carrier :O
 (I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post The Fall Of Saigon
See 'Operation Frequent Wind': en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Frequent_Wind

Basically the Viet Cong routed the US & South Vietnamese Army & they had to run to the carriers.

Funny to see the US called it a "tactical victory". Right. If the tactic was to have their arses handed to them on a bamboo plate.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I get that after a curry.

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post This needs an NSFW warning
Some really disturbing scenes in there, especially towards the end. Very unpleasant.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Good Spot!
I'm culpable of forgeting that there be sensitive souls around.
 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah really fucked that one up
let's hope they don't do it again ...oh for fuck's sake. Why do we do this to each other?
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post At 8 minutes 20 (the last few seconds)
Sticking the kids in the body bags....Christ, the whole thing was a frigging disaster from the word go. :(
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post That was gut wrenching :(

(boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
Despite the horror throughout that video, the bombing or napalm or whatever it was being dropped at the start is disturbing beautiful.

Found this link to what I was talking about - www.youtube.com/watch?v=14Z6YzYt8Xs
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 22:59, Reply)
This is a link post Vote for my short film STILETTO I made this!
Hi Guys - sorry to pimp my projects (again) but Stiletto is in the GET IT MADE short film festival online. If you could possibly register (its free) and then vote for my film, maybe leave a nice comment for it too, I'd really appreciate it.

It's got Beth Winslet (Kate's Sister) and Montserrat Lombard (Ashes to Ashes) and Ewar Woowar's son in it. And an amusing death. What more do you need? G'wan...

www.openfilm.com/videos/stiletto_wmager/


 (helmsdeep, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I should also point out that openfilm.com
is actually a rather good video sharing site. For one thing, they seem to have a decent revenue share model and lots of regular competitions which you can enter. A useful alternative to Vimeo or YouTube.
 (helmsdeep, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely.
Baby Ewar Woowar too waa ooo waaa! :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty . . . Classy !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 23:31, Reply)
This is a link post Yay! It's Summer! It's the 80s! We're Finnish!
Let's go!
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm
Summer. 80's. Music video. Finnish.

How can this not be the Holiday Rap with MC Miker G & DJ Sven?
Oh right, they were Dutch :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 20:27, Reply)
This is a link post The Exorcist - Linda Blair's own voice. (SFW)
Some 37 year old nostalgia for yez. A scene from the classic movie using
the actresses actual voice followed by the post-production cut. No bad
language.

Edit:- Embedding disabled....PAH!!! (Sorry board)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Very cool :)

(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Very interesting!
I'd love to see more of Darth Vader's original West Country accent courtesy of David Prowse.
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post that is fantastic
it's like a dickens play...set 3000 years later.
 (The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Because of the West country accent
he gained the on set nickname of Darth Farmer
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post That manages to be more creepy than the original
A lot more subtle to boot as well
 (Urban Hermit Exit, pursued by a bear on, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 22:10, Reply)
This is a link post Wikipedia flatulence article
Somebody has kindly taken the time to record their own fart and added it to the wikipedia article on flatulence, in the interest of public knowledge.
Made me laugh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post In a similar vein
I'm currently working on this article.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tobacco_smoke_enema
 (I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post look up the silent duck (NSFW)

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post "Also known as the Cheddarplecker"
*boke*
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post This article needs attention from an expert on the subject.
Pfft!
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 4:51, Reply)
This is a normal post If you don't fart your breath will smell of poo poo
"Not all flatus is released from the body via the anus. When the partial pressure of any gas component of the intestinal lumen is higher than its partial pressure in the blood, that component enters into the bloodstream of the intestinal wall by the process of diffusion. As the blood passes through the lungs this gas can diffuse back out of the blood and be exhaled "
 (I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if someone will
invent something that will make farts smell pleasant, like an arse-freshener taken as a liquid enema. . .. . . .......
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post perhaps one day
we will have intelligent wormy things that we will be able to employ to eat our undigested waste, excreting it as a substance not too dissimilar in smell to Lynx Africa.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Your arse could smell of poverty and political corruption.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow. I learned something today.
Historical comment on the ability to fart at will is observed as early as St. Augustine's The City of God (5th century AD). Augustine mentions men who "have such command of their bowels, that they can break wind continuously at will, so as to produce the effect of singing." The fact that mankind in general has lost this ability he attributes to the first sin of Adam and Eve and its consequences with respect to body control.[24] Intentional passing of gas and its use as entertainment for others appears to have been somewhat well-known in pre-modern Europe, according to mentions of it in medieval and later literature, including Rabelais.
Le Pétomane ("The Fartiste") was a famous French performer in the 19th century who, as well as many professional farters before him, did flatulence impressions and held shows. The performer Mr. Methane carries on Le Pétomane's tradition today. Also, a 2002 film Thunderpants revolves around a boy named Patrick Smash who has an ongoing flatulence problem since he was a newborn baby. He eventually learnt to overcome his problems and fulfilled his dreams including being an astronaut.
 (I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 23:10, Reply)
This is a link post Everyone Loves A Wedding
Glasto wouldn't be complete without a very strange wedding...
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I accidently disturbed a wedding at glastonbury
I was sat down in the stone circle, completely mashed on festival biscuits and had been attempting to skin up for about half an hour - during that time a travelling band had weaved its way through the crowd, playing classic TV theme tunes and such, much to my amusement.

I finally managed to roll my joint and realised that the music had stopped, whereupon i shouted 'OI where's the music?'

and i got the reply 'Shat it you bellend there's a facking wedding on!'

So i replied 'OH alright carry on then!'

Good days.

edit: if that was you getting married, then i'm sorry.
 (mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate seeing videos of Glastonbury
they just make me jealous :(
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
I'm definitely making the effort next year
 (I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 21:43, Reply)
This is a link post Woman stabbed by 'flying umbrella'
owwwwwwwww!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Bah
I expected action shot of the impalement
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah same here!
a slow motion video would of been all of the awesome!


NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOooo!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post can some please
explain what all this "sad keanu reeves" stuff is???
 (Philip_newzealand, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Keanu Reeves was recently photographed sitting on a park bench
eating a mouldy sandwich and looking a bit depressed. So someone started 'National Cheer Up Keanu Reeves Day'. And it has started a bit of an internet meme.
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I spend my life sitting on benches looking sad all day.
It's not done anything for my image though.
 (I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 20:53, Reply)
This is a link post Cannon Shot - a physics based puzzle game
ronseal
 (Swany o¿o, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post bit too easy, and a bit too short
but good
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post i got stuck on level 17..
i know what i have to do but its a bitch of a level :)
 (Swany o¿o, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
And all I have to do is submit my details or Facebook login, indistinguishable from half the spam I receive.
 (Benzyl, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not playing any game that uses the sentence:
"You ran out of cannonball's"
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Aww you'll make Bobby cry
What about a game that says "You ran out of cannon&ball's show at Blackpool in 1986"
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Now, that I would like.
Apropos of nothing- Aged 6, I was taken to see Basil Brush at Croydon. I was so excited I threw up over the woman in front of me. And didn't get to see the show.
And was taken out crying.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post That's remarkable.
If I was a psychic I'd be claiming that as a solid 'hit'.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post My brother and I
were taken to see a stage production of Button Moon at some Wimbledon theatre.

Although neither of us vomited, we both admitted to being bored - ALMOST to the point of nausea.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 23:54, Reply)
This is a link post Google Chrome Ball
Really clever. And no I don't work for Google or YouTube.

I got about 2:00. I could have spent that time looking to see if it had been posted before I guess..
 (kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay! That's fun!
Thanks!
 (Chanticleer, kept, awkwardly, pausing, on, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post not loading
and i'm using chrome ffs!
 (The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post heh, worth 3 minutes!
You're ranked 11249 out of 50828 players. Pretty good!

didn't know when I was playing it was an actual 'race'
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:14, Reply)
This is a link post Spiders I made this!
There's a giant spider in the Hadron Collider don't you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:45, Reply)
This is a link post I was on MacAulay & Co this morning...
...talking about skin.

Just thought someone might be interested. Nice interview with Robin Ince prior to my bit too...
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post My favourite thing about skin
is squeezing the pimples

Didn't now about skin flora!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a hot topic for research at the moment...
...expect to see skin bacteria friendly soaps in the near future.

Especially for acne sufferers - there's some suggestion that the right skin flora helps keep acne at bay.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 21:15, Reply)
This is a link post Trailer for the Let the right one in remake
from what I've heard they've chickened out on the more nasty bits
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I have read that the director of the (very good) Swedish language original
is fairly pissed at them doing a remake so close time-wise to his version.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post the fact that Merkin - Eli is played by Hit Girl
makes me less furious about this remake - she's ace :)
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Why the fuck are they making another?
They only just released an excellent version!!!

Edit: Cos the yanks can't fucking read, that's why. Bar-stewards.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post cos merkins dont like subtitles
cos they're a bit thick

At least they are being upfront about it being a remake
When The Strangers came out, the producers said it wasn't a remake of Ils (them) it just happened to be based on the same story.

And since Let the Right One In is based on a book, they could say the same here
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post 1. American audiences don't like to read while watching a film.
2. Money.

Why does the morse at the end say 'helpg'. Am I translating it incorrectly?
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post They did exactly the same with the spanish horror film [REC:]
Almost as soon as it was released, the merkins decided to make a shot by shot (and shitter) remake called Quarantine.

:(

The spanish film is good though :)
 (mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post having just seen the original
this looks poo
 (I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post ooh I've not heard of the original, when did it come out?
look forward to seeing this, looks good
 (I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Last year some time (April, in fact)
Recommend looking it up.
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I picked my copy up cheep
in sainsburys bargin dvd section
 (I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post The book is superb, too.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I've read it
and another one of his called "handeling undead" or something.
I'm not sure if it has been released outside of sweden yet, but check it out if it ever gets translated.
 (I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post American remakes are shite
The only reason they're made is because Americans can't/are too lazy to read subtitles.
End of discussion.
 (Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce #afteryoumydearalfonseisanonce, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post A) How many people in America? 

B) How many are of movie watching / cinema going age and inclination?
C) How many have seen the orignal?
D) Subtract C) from B)
E) How many (at a minimum) are needed to go see it, in terms of theatre release and dvd sales for it to be profitable?
F) The Number of people from D) that will pay to see the film.

Is F) >= E) [ie if the number of people who will pay to see it is greater than or equal to the number of people needed to see it for the film to be profitable ] then make the film.

So, can you see now, how it has nothing to do with the reading of subtitles and that you are a racist no brained vapid cunt with nothing to say?

[Edit: and the same goes for any other cunt willing to make the same type of claim ].

 (DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Rubbish
You missed out B.5) How wide a release did the original see in the US?

You'll find that it was very very low, because the American moviegoing public don't go to see films with subtitles.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, but how wide a release did the film recieve in Britain?
And how many people actually went to see it?

And what does that say about us?

The good doctor has a point, and you're an arrogant bastard if you think your argument only applies to the Americans
 (Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm talking about the US release.
Also, B.5) is implicit in C) and doesn't effect the logic.

...if you wish to try and defend your racist views,
that's ok. But the burden of proof is on you.
 (DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:07, Reply)
This is a normal post so it's just about being money grabbing shitcunts then?
that makes it all better
 (I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post The film industry is still an industry
And industry does tend to equal money-grabbing shitcunts
 (Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post This was a great film based on a great book.
It looks like Hollywood has enshittified it.

(Do they really need so much noise?)
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
It has to be one of my favorite films for years. I bloody loved it. It pisses my mind right off when they do remakes for language reason. How fricking rude.
 (loego, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)
This is a link post How pubs get their names....
....ahn :D
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post The Lazy Hound & Pecky Waterfowl?
bloody odd name for a pub! ;D
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post He's thinking...
1) Turn off that damned camera and I'll have a snack;
2) A cat would never do this.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post More Proof
A Cat could never do that
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I kept on thinking
the dog was wearing a tiny hat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post at a jaunty angle too
...the best of all the angles it has to be said.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 23:24, Reply)
This is a link post Naked Aerobics NSFW
Not porn but NSFW. Cor.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Arrrrgghhhhhh! You could have said that it was being done by men
You git ;D
More sausage-in-the-eye than I really needed on a Thursday afternoon!
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post HA HA *points
*in a Nelson Muntz voice
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.nelsonhaha.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post oarsum
ive missed /links ......

might come back for a few weeks
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Do it!

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post thank you
i nearly clicked on that :)
 (I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
evil :D
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Not working for me.
*sad face*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post me neither
maybe it's a good thing?
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I found it elsewhere.
It's lots of mid-70s gay blokes dancing in the nip. Quite a bit of meatspin, & a lot of compression artifacts.

Whether that's a good thing is entirely subjective.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post To clarify:
"mid-70s" as in the decade, not a troupe of septuagenarians!
Even I would draw the line at that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Early eighties, shirley?
Men didn't get thick and luxurious mullets until then.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Gays are always light-years ahead of breeders stylewise.
I myself am currently wearing an outfit that won't be made available to the hoi polloi till 2020.
(pink rubber, nip peep-holes & silver shoulderpads)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that GAY?
*Pulls trousers back up*
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 21:37, Reply)
This is a link post I was on telly this morning!
On GMTV...but it still counts. I'm the twat in the green shirt giving a patronising thumbs up at 1:33.

They interestingly didn't broadcast his off the cuff remarks which (genuinely) involved calling GMTV viewers a bunch of jobless cunts who'd do anything to win a goody bag of shite.

Shame as that was his best material by far.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post was that at the camden head in angel?

(Upwardonward, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes! Nicely spotted.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post wooo! I live round the corner from there!

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post in fact
i saw that pathetic 0-0 england game in that very room.

The pub has a black st george's cross flag at half mast now :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post You look exactly like I'd think you look like
Minus a hat.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I shall ensure that I wear a magnificent hat for my next televisual appearance.
Something like this:


 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post You've aged since you were on GMTV

(yorksroyal, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing what 8 hours can do.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Get a shave
You scruffy twat!
 (Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 18:31, Reply)
This is a link post In response to this...
b3ta.com/talk/6869826

I thought of this!
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post YES!
Classic.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
Ive not seen this for AAAGES. I remember it so well too - especially the bit where the beetle splits in half for some strange reason.

Ace stuff.
I dont think it beats that old droopy cartoon for the best 'indestructible, unavoidable prescence' type animation
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yep, this cartoon is frickin awesome, and no mistake. My brother and I still mimic 'Old Mr Johnson' when he's playing with the cat and the rattle - "ooooo, ahhhhh".
Seem to remember a 50-best show from year ago which had the best cartoons ever and this one won it somehow. Loyal fanbase.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

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