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This is a link post good news for pissflaps

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blocking our Friday night fun is not the answer.
Parents need a bit of teaching in how to enable controls on their computers, and to monitor their bloody kids when they are on there.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post or give the kids a free floor show

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post How else will they learn about it?
I certainly ain't telling them
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to let your bike tyres down.

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post ohh i say ! thats not my bike tyres your abuseing there sir!









but dont let that stop you
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Even before the internet
people were passing videos and 'hedge found' porn at school. I should know, I was the headmaster and set up a distribution network.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post ahhh hedge porn
natures greatest bounty
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post The internet killed the porn fairy.
:-(
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.... Never more will kids feel the joy of discovering a snail bitten copy of Razzle

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post but they won't have the confusion
of finding out that girls don't have two bits of metal hanging out of their minge...

then again... things may have come full circle...
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post some times you had the added danger of finding a tramp in the hedge aswell
and you had to decide if it was good for a danger wank or best to hightail it to your own placeto knock one out before your mumor dad got to suspiciouse.
or the vain attemp to try and dry a sodden copy of fiesta with out the pages sticking together, nothing worse than reading the letters and finding that half of it was missing
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post and it was always the money paragraph too.. :(

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post it always looked
as if someone was wanking while driving and then just lobbed
it out of the car as they were going past.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post you said lobbed
telling mum know you getting the belt later
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Great edit of Ashley Douglas
Some filmed at my work as well!
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post That thumbnail
Looks like he's wearing a donkey head.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft....

(, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should go hit some more foreign kids, that'll learn 'em.
You monster
[edit] Christ, that article's depressing
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't 'hit' the kid, I accidentally stood on the little cunt's foot.

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Then shouted in their face
*High Fives*
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post YAY! GLOBAL JIHAD!

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, by 'accidentally stood on his foot' you mean
'Jammed my tiny putrid cock up his bumhole'.
YOU MONSTER
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why are you OBSESSED with bottoms?
Especially the bottoms belonging to very young children.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post something to do with the cat I reckon

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone HATES his cat.

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey hey HEY!
You're the card carrying noncerer. Stop trying to shift the focus.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are a monster!
What were you thinking standing on her feet would achieve? World peace?
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did what now!?
You, Sir, appear to have pissed in your cornflakes.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am so terribly sorry
my clicks are off a bit these days. I keep telling the doctor but he thinks I should just take paracetamol and leave him the fuck alone.
AND THEN THIS HAPPENS!
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post *eats cornflakes*
Mmmmmm.... asparagus.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Duh! Stamp on her foot
And she'll open her mouth.

Or have I got kids and pedal bins confused again?
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm crying inside...

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post “It’s almost like there’s an intellectual mafia movement who won’t allow any freedom of thought.”
no shit sherlock
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably the same ones promoting "gramatical integrisim" on the iinternets.
Bloody hate those "form over content" bastards. I even have started adding mistakes to piss their flaps.
(, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post fucking morons

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Should've gone ahead with the event.
If you're going to rock the boat, rock it hard in the cunt.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a link post A what what?

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Come and your very own train money box?

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like he's coming.
But yes, this was the first thing I saw too. Fucking hell. A teacher/adult wrote that :(
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice to know it isnt just me that make a clusterfuck of words

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think they meant...
& on
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post
thanks for the train money box - my mum says I'm to politely decline the come.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Come in your
very own moneyshot" was what they were aiming for. So to speak.
(, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mr Bean is so funny!

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Oh no! A brown person almost touched me!"

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Must.....restrain.....erection...."

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post there is a black child here...
what does one say to a black child? where is my spad...
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post spado?
good scrabble word
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
gentlemen, start your photoshops
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Full circle
BMX 16ft full pipe. Looks like a very nice place too.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Skills....

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
Awesome
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was cool but
I was hoping someone would drop in from the top of that thing.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am always in hope for the unexpected
A tyrannosaurus rex suddenly appearing would have been awesome
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post 30 years ago, someone did.
My print copy is long gone, but the May '79 issue of Skateboarder magazine featured a trip into the desert in search of abandoned missile bases and their access and cooling tunnels, some of which exceeded 30' in diameter. I recall the cover featuring a shot of someone taking the long drop from the desert floor to the floor of the pipe. Sadly the magazine fell on changing times and attempted to reinvent itself a year later to cover action sports in general and folded a year after that.
(, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 6:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post They weren't using proper safety equipment.

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can do that, just don't want to.
Too easy.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen better...

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone over the age of 15 who rides a bmx is an utter cunt.
OFFICIAL.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post How so?
Do explain?
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Uh-oh.
Looks like we've got ourselves a gen-u-ine bmx-ridin' cunt right here.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actually I don't ride.
I think if I got on a bmx again I would have a snapped limb within minutes.

HOWEVER I do work at a urban sports park and see a lot of these guys riding. It's quality to watch and for some it's their job.

So explain, how so?
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post *goes quiet*

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're my Wife now

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm. I bet you've got a beard though.
I stand by my "all men with beards are cunts/mass murderers" however.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have a moustache, beard type and and I'm usually stubbley
and yes, I am a massive cunt
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Urban sports park'
What on earth is that?
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Skate, Scooter, Blades, and BMX park.
Caters for a bit of everything. One of the largest in Europe no doubt...
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Urgh. Sounds like it should be nuked into over orbit.
*whispers* wipe or the UK's cunt population.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody tablet!
Where the fuck did that extraneous 'over' come from!?
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Saved
For later use.

Hope you didn't notice mine up there
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post You have a pony-tail, goatee & wear baggy shorts AICMFP.

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
I'm the web designer, whilst I enjoy watching the sports I don't partake. I do have a goatee type thing though.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ace! I have a need for a website to be made and put on the web, all for free.
Gaz me for the instructions.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post www.ducktoucher.co.uk

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
*Builds*
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post how much did you have to pay her?

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I accidentally trod on her daughters foot, the kid started screaming & then it all kicked off.
Bitch.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hope you went oops upside her head

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did what our Lord Jesus taught us, I bellowed 'FUCK OFFFFFF' at her.

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post see what you did wrong was shout at her
foregns cant understand plain old shouting , you need to lay some love on her aswell*



*unless it is cold
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post There were too many witnesses otherwise I would have assaulted her.

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post you should have just calmly said to her:
"Is Pissflaps gonna have to choke a bitch?"
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Next time shout "Tu madre, puta".

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I certainly will do, thanks!

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post in my experience...
mother and daughter role plays can be expensive.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post It appears
some of the Spanish ladies have nice boobies, though.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ton Swingingen Ringingen Bingingen Plingingen Tingingen Plinkingen Plonkingen Boingingen Triee

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Glass Cock
A new glass cock
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh, saucy!

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but it's totally glasscock.
hang on....
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post She's holding it well

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post in Russia etc.

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cocks glass you?

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's the National Teacher of the year award
eng.kremlin.ru/news/4467

apparently it's a crystal pelican
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post is that what you get for turning up sober and not shooting/drugging/abuseing the kids?

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahah!

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's even got a clit tickler!
But is it dishwasher safe?
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is she standing in front of a picture of Nigel Farage?

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Russian women know how to squeez balls

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! That's magnificent!

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Gallery of otter pups
a fluff fix
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Which one's Tarka?

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post the one near the ring of bright water
or maybe this one:
imageevent.com/capnjim/nothingbutpups?p=14&n=1&m=-1&c=4&l=0&w=4&s=0&z=2
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eskimo wank juice

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heh
I like the one with his tongue hanging out.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post yep there's some good ones
plus many where you have to try and work out what part is the pup or the mother
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a link post I imagine this guy's going to be popular...

Reason why anyone with a hint of religious belief should be sterelised #132
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amurica.

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah...
cos, like, you know, america is the ONLY country in the whole wide world where you can find fundamentalist religous types. every other country in the world is, like, you know, a totally valid secular liberal democracy. fucking yanks. let's bomb them.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post no it's not, just they're given power and they control all the cash

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Saudi Arabia is a theocracy. they have lots of oil, and cash and power. their most significant export however is wahhabism.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post perhaps we can agree that theocracy is shit
and that the fundamentalols of the US is a fucking embarrassment

unless you really want to benchmark against countries with sharia law
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm as concerned about his views about cause and effect as anything
What a knob
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not that bad.
I've already heard first part of this argument and it wasn't in America.

It struggles a bit, but could make sense from religious point of view.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post its ok
my imaginary friend in the sky will keep me safe
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well from this point of view
no religious reasoning makes sense.

My point it, it's not really worse than
other religious arguments. It has the
same basis/assumptions. In this case,
divine intervention.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Formatting
your posts
like
this makes
them almost
impossible
to read.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post ah.
sorry.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mad religious types spread that view though...
There are plenty of fairly sane religious people who don't subscribe to intervention and are much more relaxed and personable than this ranting nut. I'm not religious but neither am I an aetheist.

I am not giving these people any kind of kudos just because they tie their pants of anger to the flagpole of Religiosity.

He'd still be a nut if he was a COD fan who'd discovered a bug that deleted his save file.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Believing in god, is logically the same
assumption as that of divine intervention.

I'm not giving them any kind of kudos just because they are more relaxed and don't subscribe to intervention.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I believe in God and I don't believe in divine intervention
Maybe I'm crazy. Actually I am crazy..... don't argue with me about this. I can make no logical defense. Sorry.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm with you
personally I find the prospect of a life of cold objective reason unappealing, and usually find those to claim to have achieved such to be laughably deluded.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post My points were strictly in abstracto.
Nothing personal going here. No need for flag waiving. Cheer up.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Chilled.
But my view of human nature has not been improved by me eating all the christmas presents I bought for 'other people' over the last 72 hours, and thus being a fat bastard.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post and believe me
Boots No7 foundation tastes like shit.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha.

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not believing in god doesn't necessarily mean you to live a life or are attempting to live a life of cold objective reasoning.
I think that's quite a weird assumption to make :/

EDIT to
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also, acknowledging you are not perfectly rational
does not mean that you are obliged to believe in fairies...
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you have assumed that I have made that assumption

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 22:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like it.
I think all messages
should be written
as verse.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well it
is Christmas
after all
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is
mail habit
I think.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wasn't being facetious.
I do genuinely like it.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post
*checks door locks*
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post *continues to wank in bush*

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/907123
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Highest rate of homicide in the US
... is Louisiana, at twice the national average.

Which state has the highest church attendance? Oh go on, have a guess...
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post any more demographics?
cos, er, there may be more to that murder rate than church attendance alone, just a hunch, but yes, it does make the silly man look sillier.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
In the UK, all schools must have a daily act of 'Collective Worship' - i.e hymns and prayers to a christian god.

In 1996, Thomas Hamilton entered the Dunblane Primary School in Scotland, and shot dead 16 children and one adult.

According to Bryan Fischer, this would not have happened, but it did.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't believe there have been so many comments on this and no-one has said this yet
but I'm certain that the correct response for a Christian is to comfort the bereaved in this situation, not to preach on youtube.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a fucking superstitious bellend

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I got to about halfway through that vid and had to switch it off.

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post You showed great restraint.
I made it to 0.22 before I climbed onto the roof of my house and started shooting at people.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is the usual high moralising religiousity which is morally corrupt.
Nowt new really, lacks humanity, empathy and all to push an agenda. This is not limited to religion though, quite common in politics. Shame on the lot of them.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's also worth bearing in mind
that you can hold religious belief and not be an insensitive A-hole
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Parasite

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a link post This is how you work the red carpet
Man is ecstatic at the bumflute noisering he produces. At least it wasn't wasted on Ian.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post
i.imgur.com/DQ4py.jpg
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome !!!!!

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did that once
but actually shit my pants instead.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 10:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whos sock puppet are you?

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=84567&board=links_only

Do sock puppets post links?
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post This one does
Also, is search finally fixed?

EDIT: Evidently not
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Cheap guns!

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 8:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's all about the Bushmaster
sgcusa.com/end-of-the-world-sale/firearms/bushmaster-a3-m4-carbine.html
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 9:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Call me a stickler for nostalgia
I'm more partial to the wilson combat scattergun Knoxx. Perfect for keeping those rampant horny buffalo from my doorstep. The fuckers keep shagging my cat.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't tell me!
You went for the Diamond back 9mm in pink ?
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post My eyes went straight to that one as well...

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't help thinking that Kim Wilde picked a bad day to drunkenly sing Kids In America on a train.
No respect.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 9:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here's the perfect solution to that problem
www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/14/connecticut-shooting-armed-teachers-gun-advocate_n_2304654.html
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Phew!
I was starting to get worried but now everything's completely ok :D
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a fucking cunt.
And anyone else who said anything else along the lines of 'more guns could've stopped this gun-based tragedy' in the aftermath of this shocking massacre is a fucking cunt too.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a link post people from a long time ago with cats
yes yes i know, pfaltawcac
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 7:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post i can see my foreseeable future being taken up with this website
have a click and a curse for swallowing my time
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a link post List of US school shootings since the 1700s
That's a long history.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 5:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Compared to other countrys how does it stack up?
What I mean is is this a high figure?
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 7:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post try searching "school shootings UK" it just redirects to US ones
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?search=school+shootings+in+uk&title=Special%3ASearch
It does that for whichever country you try Japan, Africa, Worldwide, from that I would say yes, the US really does have the highest recorded figures

EDIT - You get a few results for Germany and a couple in Finland
EDIT 2 - www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0777958.html 1996 onward - 77 listed, 58 are US, 4 Germany, 2 Canada, 2 Finland
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 7:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can only think of 3 killing sprees involving firearms in the UK
Hungerford, Dunblane and Cumbria.

A lot of the incidents in link above seem to be grievances with other pupils or teachers. The killing spree guys seem to go tooled with extra mags aiming for a top score and not worried who gets it.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 7:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post hat the actual fuck
"Six-year-old Kayla Rolland shot dead at Buell Elementary School near Flint, Mich. The assailant was identified as a six-year-old boy with a .32-caliber handgun."

Perfect example of what happens if you have guns lying about the place. Its nto like thig person went out and bought one....
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 9:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post They went into detail about this one in Bowling for Columbine
And you're exactly right; the kid found the gun in his parent's house.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Funny how that works...
I'll C&P this blog post, and the first response, and the first answer to that response:

OP
The phrase “you don’t think something like that would happen here” is always uttered by white reporters about mass shootings in white neighborhoods, and the implication is that “you” would “think” something like that would happen black or brown people in the inner city.
Only it never happens to black or brown people in the inner city. It’s always a white person in a white neighborhood.

Response
Good point, it is not entirely clear to me why the mass school shooting phenomenon seems to be a white middle-class pathology.

Response to response
It takes a lot of entitlement to believe you get to take out dozens of others with you during your final temper tantrum. That’s why.




None of that came out of my head, but it's got a significant intuitive power.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post You really are a tiresome cunt.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beltway_sniper_attacks
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post And your point is?

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post That kilts are shit.

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Okey-dokey.

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your casual racism is quite disgusting.

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey.
What a genuinely horrible piece of journalism. They might just as well have added "... but what do you expect from a black man?" at the end.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post
it's just a mirror of what you posted up there, a Fortinbras to your Hamlet.

"mass school shooting phenomenon seems to be a white middle-class pathology"

really? Virginia tech anyone? the biggest bodycount of all.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure it's a mirror.
I mean: it'd be nuts to deny that there're some out-and-out dangerous people, and that there's no reason to believe that they're roughly equally distributed throughout all ethnicities. And, on reflection, I do wonder whether the ethnicity think in the LGM post to which I linked is overdone - whether the same thing could be said on class lines.

And I really don't think it's desirable to get into a your-mass-shooting-isn't-as-bad-as-mine poker games. But - as has been noted elsewhere on this board in the last 24 hours - killings in white middle class areas (especially when perpetrated by white middle class people) do seem to attract a lot more "You wouldn't expect it here" responses... as though there's something extra special about white middle class killings.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post tl;dr
glad you deleted that epic and tedious FB post. brevity is the soul of wit.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
black people who go to college are white by proxy.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm, lets all be politically correct today shall we.

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah? maybe YOU'RE the real racist here.
Try thinking of the poor darkie for a change mate.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have to question the basic accuracy of that Wikipedia entry from the off.
"The earliest known United States shooting to happen on school property was the Pontiac's Rebellion school massacre on July 26, 1764, where four Lenape American Indians entered the schoolhouse near present-day Greencastle, Pennsylvania, shot and killed schoolmaster Enoch Brown, and killed nine or ten children (reports vary). Only three children survived."

An event which pre-dates the existance of the USA by 12 years. An error which is so basic it makes the complicated rest questionable.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a link post It'd be nice if some media types actually watched this
it's been posted before, but I think it deserves another showing. If only to hear what Dr Park Dietz has to say about the media coverage at 1:40.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 1:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post no chance
bbc is cumming in its pants over a news story not involving paedos
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 1:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't speak too soon.
Seems like everything involves paedos these days.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just watched Rare Exports with some friends
Great film, but the subtitles weren't working for some reason, and the whole film's in Finnish (except for about 10 lines in English) so we were pretty confused for most of it. Worth a watch (but try and find subtitles).

We going through the usual post-shooting motions?
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 2:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think I saw that it's on TV next Saturday
great film :)
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 7:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I watched that last Christmas. Really enjoyed it.
Pretty surprised that you managed/bothered to watch it all without subs though.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was quite a group of us, and we'd been drinking and watching Die Hard
So we were in fine spirits just to shout our theories of what they were saying at the screen. Great night :)

Would love to see it again with subs, though.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its just sad on an epic scale...arming the general public...fucked up and shit idea
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-20730717
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 3:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, but yesterday that would have been less depressing.

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 5:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Will never happen...
You can blame the media but it's the ghoulish public who lap this stuff up.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 10:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post one of my best friends is an ITN producer
i will show this to him.
and tell you what he says about it.

he is quite a small fish in the news sea however.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post i showed to him
he's not seen this clip before and i told him that he must actively do something and take responsibility in whatever way he can to change the way these things are reported.

his comments on this clip included saying that this is exactly why they don't report suicide unless it's of major importance (my friend is the guy that broke the Dr Kelly suicide story(WMD 15 mins guy)..

.. he says that he thinks that the reporting of these events has to be changed but the problem is that its such a huge story it has to be reported in some form.

i put it to him that he should at least follow the steps recommended by Dr Park deitz.. ie don't open the reporting with sirens.. don't show photos of the guy that did it.. don't lead with body count. etc etc..

he said that he's going to research what Dr Park deitz says and would like to interview him..

i'm going to keep pestering him about this
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Tracy Chapman - Why (Live and acoustic 1988)
Ahh, back in the day I used to love this album. Time to dig it back out again.
Seemed to be the smoking album of choice for many people. Weird how many unexpected people liked it.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 0:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Cough*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y8sXc19hE4

:D
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 1:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post : D
nice
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 1:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you.

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 1:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that you singing and geetarin??

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm afraid so
You can usually tell by the amount of bum notes. I also made the video, which is even more obvious.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lolz you said "bum"
*Groomer alert*

I think it's rather good actually, well in! Ladies who guitar get big pluses in my books...
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm retired now
apart from little gatherings who are hopefully drunk or deaf. Loads of my past warbling to be found on the 'net though.
Duet: www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3VtJwf32PQ
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Subscribes*

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post The channel isn't all me.
There is some good stuff in there too.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a link post GUY WHO DIDN'T KILL ANYONE PLAYED VIDEOGAMES SHOCK!
The average human being fucking sickens me.
And yes, Ryan Lanza was misidentified as his brother, Adam Lanza. I dread to think what the poor guy must be going through.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know...
...I bet all the people who committed mass killings in the last 100 years also...ATE BREAD.

BAN BREAD!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post And breathed air!
OmG EVRY1 STP BRTHIN AIRE IT MAYKS YOO KILLLLLLLL PPL!
Of course he plays fucking video games. He's a 24 year-old male. Most of them do.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post they should ban all these shitty shooting arab games they have nowadays
ironically these are very games daily mail readers would love
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 0:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post It begins.
The daily mail will have a field day.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post This whole thing is pure gold for them

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 0:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post At least everyone'll forget about those murdering Aussie DJs.

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 0:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post and that paedo Saville

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 0:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't understand how a 24 year old
is the younger brother of a 20 year old.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 0:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post First thing I've noticed...
Maybe he was travelling really fast.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 0:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post fucking morons shouldnt be allowed near a computer

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 0:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
'Neither BioWare or its parent company EA responded on the Facebook page or deleted the comments, and did not respond to inquires for comment."

What can you seriously do as a company in such a situation?

www.pown.it/3209
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 0:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm
www.b3ta.com/links/908557
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 2:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Massive Attack - Unfinished Sympathy ... 1991
Try to fo...get deh bad stuff :)
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post All time awesome tune
Click from me

Also, did you know shara nelson recently got done for stalking ian wright?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was Pete Tong
She was claiming he was the father of her child. Shame though as her contributions to Blue Lines are erm.......massive.

[edit] been watching this vid for 20 years, only just tonight noticed that Marshall, Del Naja and Vowles all appear and follow Nelson. Durrrrr.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, you've got time to post on here, but not time to come down the pub.
GOD I HATE YOU
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Click
Nicely done!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post This has always been my fave song
Nothing touches it
(, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Further to below.
Matt Stone and Trey Parker's brief history of Merker.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'twasn't Trey and Matt. Just made to look like theirs.
They have beef with Michael Moore over this.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, does they?
I didn't know that. As they'd both been interviewed elsewhere in the film, I'd always assumed it was theirs.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeppers. That's what they're pissed off about - it kinda implies that it was done by them because Moore placed this cartoon just after the interview they gave.

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 0:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's why Moore suicide bombs Team America
and is called "a giant socialist weasel" by I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.

Of course, the video has a point - sort of.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Fuck yeah - The 2nd Amendment
Cunt...Fuck...Cunt...kill your children !!!
The Goat is NOT in your house but ... I was weeping tonight :(
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Somehow I knew this would show up
I feel like a twat for even chipping in on this subject as I hope it will just fade away. I'm more annoyed at the coverage and amount of shock people have. Nothing ever changes. This will happen again and we'll probably say the same things, post the same stuff. No one is ever going to say anything positive about it of course, there isn't anything.

There's an easy way to get noticed, in a sick mind, to make a difference. Stop the western world in shock for a day or two, have everyone talking about what you did.
I'd really love to one day hear about this kind of thing, then have it go away the next day. No one needs to hear it all the time.
The news is a TV show folks, after ratrings/reactions etc. just like any other TV show.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post YUUUP !
Sad innit :)
Shock+Outragex10 = everysoften
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's all sickening
I'm getting more like I want to believe there's a New World Order just because people are so bloody stupid.

Honestly, I'm starting to really hate people.
I don't like any of the popular music, films or TV. Makes me cringe. TV bores the fuck out of me.

I want to go and live in a cave somewhere away from people.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like someone needs to go on a rampage.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol

(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I had that feeling ...
Now I work with kids and try to do my best to help them on their way ... I try to close my eyes against the shit in the world to help them on their way, but with a side-wise glint on the effluviam.
*doing this keeps me sane and happy (truly)*
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Might not be a bad idea
I'll look into it. I've thought about it before but as you do, did nothing about it.
Horrible feeling isn't it. I have absolutely zero in common with at the very least 60% of people. Hate talk about TV shows, celebs and getting to that stage with music as well. I like to talk about people's interests and all that, but like I say, most people would list TV watching as their main hobby. Some even would put it on a CV!!

It's fucking mental.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Disdain for popular culture is not a sign of superiority

(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm so superior, look at me lol.
But you are an idiot if all you can talk about is TV shows and celeb gossip. I put myself higher than that FFS.
Don't tell me you don't think the same.
And the pricks who make that shit. Cunts.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post You LOVE X factor

(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post LOVE IT!
I suckle at the teat of Satan, our lord and saviour.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 0:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wish you didn't bite my nipples so hard though.

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 1:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Onion has a go at this angle every now and then
www.theonion.com/articles/nation-somehow-shocked-by-human-nature-again,19170/

Don't worry, Will and Kate will do something Christmassy soon and this'll be history...
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 2:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think one thing that is always overlooked in the overall mentality of things concerning guns
is North American history. The very first settler's had to deal with at times extremely hostile natives who usually dealt with the prisoners by burning them to death. Apparently it was cultural or something. Plus the French.

Between the British and the French stirring shit among ethnic groups, the European settlers would have felt extremely vulnerable, where ever their loyalty lay. Owning guns would have been entrenched into your brain,
and it just seems to have carried on through the years.

Ultimately I blame the French.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post really?
How did that whole settlers vs. native Americans thing go?
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 0:56, , Reply)
This is a link post a comedy show i'm making I made this!

(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/709155
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well now.....

(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think I know what his answer will be...
www.b3ta.com/links/711983
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, that's awful.
It might appeal to someone, but I can't think who. Including "comedy" in the title is stretching things a bit far. Comedy shock-value by repeating the word "negro" just isn't funny. There's no context, set up, execution, or even a punch line.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Twat
familiar?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post anyway...
...perhaps you should get the first guest on
(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 1:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post meh

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post iF YOU THNK IT IS FUNNY TO USE cOMIC sANS THEN YOU PROBABLY WILL LIKE MY CAPILALISATION

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 14:56, , Reply)

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