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This is a normal post you say very famous, but I don't recognise either of the names

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post in the US

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Then it don't count.
Also, thanks to your relentless spamming of Babymetal, I now own a CD with a DVD by a band called BiS. The DVD is, as far as I can make out, a film about how they formed (involving murder). There ain't no subtitles. I'm aroused AND confused AND I'M BLAMING YOU!
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1n1Mjhwx2M

Whatever floats your boat.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, I remember them. They were porridge-wogs. This lot are nips.
EDIT: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rehz5z0uuWA

EDIT 2 Trailer for the film: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw_WkE4j-vc
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this tune by them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P91AD3y6GyM

some of their stuff is patchy but this is awesome
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post :/
THOSE NIPS ARE IN THE NIP!
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 30 Apr 2014, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Porridge-wogs.
Pffffffft.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft you call that racism?
THIS is racism

politicalscrapbook.net/2014/04/racist-things-you-can-say-and-not-get-sacked-from-ukip/
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Why do you insist on this smear campaign?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Because he's a muslimist lesbian pinko spacca The LOVELY pissy.
He HATES this country and worships the stinking cheating forrins that run it from Brussels.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Our Nige will have him sent straight to the gas chambers when he's crowned PM next month.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post See I'd possibly vote UKIP if they didn't have that pop-eyed freak in charge.
I mean, he's even got a FORRIN sounding surname.
I don't trust him. He might be a bit French.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Urgh, I wouldn't even like to piss on their chips. Dirty stinking bunch of cunts.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey! I resemble that remark.

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Who said I was smearing them? I was adovacting the stability of the UKIP party.
Any of the lightweight other parties would of got rid of them by now, but not UKIP, oh no, they're stronger than that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post You sir, are a RACIST!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes but in the morning I'll be sober, but you'll still be Pissflaps

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post tea-spilling lols

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post He's the Bongo Bongian Diplomat.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Smears?
i.imgur.com/eqvORN1.jpg
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post you want to talk about smears?
try wiping your arse when youve got 'flid arms
now thats proper smearing right there
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Use toilet paper like the rest of us.
Smears, I'll tell you about smears:
White sticky gloop, laced with runny brown, often nutty, seams matted with dry arid sharp things, smouldering with fire and burning the insides ....oh wait that's s'mores, my bad.
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post that's a cracking photoshop job right there
looks like he gave her a black eye!
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post it does!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post i find the number of people jumping to defend this guy ridiculous.

Jon Stewart had a good bit on Donald Sterling the other night that made me laugh. can't find a vid, but my favourite quote was...
I'm Racist, But My Dick And Wallet Are Not
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:40, Reply)
This is a link post bear is a bear
takes a few seconds, then he recognises her...
G.C from 2011, but it still made me etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Always great.
GC be damned!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post It's mum probably taught it a jam donut usually follows
how times change
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I visited a zoo in Taiwan once
The bears had a huge audience. One of them had worked out if it waved its arms, people chucked sweets at it.
 (Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor bear :(

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
never seen it haha.
silly bear
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post ditto

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't there a sad story behind this?
Like they're circus bears. Or that the training process involves smashing them in the face with an iron? Or making them eat cement?
Something like that.

Either way, it's adorable.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:47, Reply)
This is a link post The Solar System - Things Are Really Far Apart
Explained by a bloke on a bike in a desert - the bell is really annoying, so apologies.
(Pesky Young Scamp, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post is that a cows heard or jebus doing a moon in the preview pic?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post it's just
Uranus
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:26, Reply)
This is a link post Have a jazz Britney Spears cover
No one is going to like this but I like the arrangement

Band is dirty loops from Sweden. All classically trained etc
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice to see Heath Ledger on drums

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post siege siegeu sputnick would totaly rock this into oblivion

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:50, Reply)
This is a link post Bacon now removed from menu at Subway
*warning* DM link.
I am actually a bit shocked at this.
We should start a campaign for them to stock Unicorn meat, our fairy stories are just as relevant!
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post *starts campaign to serve only fish on fridays*
And their bit about the hala meat being stunned is bollocks.

It's stunned true, but the stunning only lasts around 15 seconds afterwards it wakes up to find itself bleeding slowly to death.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh
You just described marriage
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm getting married next month.
Trufax
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post wheres our invite then? huh?
or dont you want the whole links mob there incase we confirm your browser history is true?

best thing i ever did was to get married , saved me a fortune on buying stuff i wanted instead of needed
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post You'll do anything to get your hole.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59r1KFPmT9U
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post "185 branches across UK and Ireland now sell halal-only meat"
What I imagine happened is Subway identified 185 stores which sold almost no pork products, perhaps due to most of their customers being Muslim, and decided to save a bit of cash by not stocking pork products in those shops and also to switch to meat their customers would like to buy.

But I guess "COMPANY STOPS STOCKING PRODUCTS THAT AREN'T SELLING!!" doesn't really sell newspapers.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Didnt realise Subway had more than 185 stores in the UK.
I guess there are a lot more stupid people in the UK than I thought!
Never had a Subway - I tend not to buy things from American global companies anyway. Much better to get a freshly made sarnie from my local butcher.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed. Subway sandwiches are utter shite
They aren't even cheap
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post We used to have this place up town centre.
Cheaper than subway and absolutely rammed your sandwich with delicious filling. Local places always beat the franchises IMO.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post erm yeah , about ramming the filling and that deliciouse sauce.

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Is there something you want to tell us about that Subway job you had, Fluffy..?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post no nooo ohnononooo
not unless i get exclusive rites to the movie and imunity from prosecution
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I had no idea either, just looked it up and wow...
"At the beginning of 2012 there were 1,423 SUBWAY® stores in the UK, almost a fivefold increase on the 2004 store count, and 99 stores in Ireland." Source
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post 5 years ago there used to be about 10 in Leeds City Centre
then half of them shut down in the space of a year when they realised they were basically just competing with each other.
 (I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post that's their business model. Starbucks do the same.
They just try to drive out competition. Once that is done, they then start shutting stores down.
 (I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't they have more branches than Mickey D now?
Worldwide, to be fair, but we're hardly short on them here.

There are two on Putney High Street. You can actually see one from the other one.
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post shocking a shop alters its stock to meet customer demand
I've never heard the like.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Down with capitalism
and the free market!
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Never enjoyed a Subway sandwich.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post A subway sandwich put me in hospital
Trufax
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post tried to get a foot long up your arse?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I never should have ordered it hot
=(
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I have never been
but will now boycott this store.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post same, never been and now never will.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post That has to be the only food outlet i've gone into expecting to spend about £2 on a toasted roll
and left mystified how a few bits of lettuce and gherkin increased the cost to over a fiver.

But they can fuck off with their halal meat if that's the case
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Never used it...
Never will. Utter shite food
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Only ever been in one for the Subway equivalent of a McShit.

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I went in one to get a sandwich, saw the prices & left.
No reason to go back their ever again now.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post You're a bunch of snobby bastards
I love Subway, but treat it like Maccy D's or KFC. Eat only occasionally becuase I'm quite sure its bad for you.

Yeah thats right I eat at Maccy D's and KFC you bunch of toffs, and i watch footy!
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post an food outlet that serves halal meat can fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I guess I won't be buying Subway any moer.
I don't like the idea of Halal methods, and I want bacon.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:57, Reply)
This is a link post Ok so which one of you works for the Government?
Pissflaps, it's Pissflaps isn't it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post slow news day
- Journalist realises that you can look at history of edits in Wikipedia and use DNSSTUFF to check out who owns the IP addresses. Problem is that the IP addresses are dynamic and shared and most organisations just present a single IP address to the outside world so there is absolutely no way any single individual can be blamed.

Journalist ignores all this and looks for controversial edits anyway and picks the most emotive subject on a slow news day.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post It's been bubbling away for a few days and theres investigations going on.
I would expect government depts would have static i.p addresses.

[edit]
Here you go, full list.
www.theyworkforyou.com/wrans/?id=2008-11-04d.233306.h

As for research, pretty easy to find.

en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/195.92.40.49&offset=&limit=500&target=195.92.40.49
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post It's only a laff innit.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:02, Reply)
This is a link post Bob Hoskins. Long Good Friday Final Scene
Fuckin mutt's nuts that geezer.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post partial gc apologies
search for Hoskins didn't bring up anything and now I've noticed Jon's post below.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Change the video to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSJQEl5vcAo
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
stop following me home
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post this clip you've posted with the lead up to his final scene is better than the one below
"mafia - I've shit 'em"

classic film and perfect casting for him in it

RIP Mr Shand
 (I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Precisely.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I've just remembered his work in Brazil too.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post It's good to corpse

(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:33, Reply)
This is a link post How to flatten a hamster.
If anyone needs a hamster to try this out you can find a ready supply in Tab Hunters rectum.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post So Tab's ass is shaped like a dollar bill receptacle from a vending machine?

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post i read that first bit
as 'ride on a hamster' and said of course that would flatten it. i think i need more coffee.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post i used the left over flameing hammers from the whacka kitten game

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:47, Reply)
This is a link post virgin atlantic barrel roll
well this all seems 100%...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what happens when you let Denzel Washington take the controls.

(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
The framerate, it burns
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not a barrel roll, it's an aileron roll

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post that's no moon
etc
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Your sig is possibly one of the cleverest lines in any cartoon ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post possibly followed by
"i've had these rickets up to here" yes?
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
There's a lot more to rhetoric than what people think of as a 'rhetorical question'.
 (itilliterate, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Viral clearly
and physically impossible. The plane isn't going fast enough to not loose altitude while rolling,
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I love how the plane moves at 5 frames a second.

(Fluffster, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:52, Reply)
This is a link post Bob Hoskins being awesome
RIP
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post This was him at his finest
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPALRwCSv6U

RIP Bobo!
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post that is a fucking brilliant film

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PDuqk_DSMw
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
Genesis will never be the same now
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post RIP!

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Sad news :(
You know he played the saxophone on Baker Street?
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this from Twitter too:
1988:
-Pitch.
-It's sort of Chinatown but funny and half cartoon and half live action and it'll be incredibly hard to make.
-Fine, let's go.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post WFRR is still my all time favorite film
I know that sounds like a piss take but it really is, it has everything you ever need in a film: Sex, lies, money, murder, humor, deceit and a happy ending.

Replace sex with Paddy Cake.
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't forget Christopher Lloyd

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooo! That's Pierce Brosnan! I don't know who the other fella is though

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post The other fella is the one from Withnail and I who calls Richard E Grant a perfumed ponce when they go in that Irish pub

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post That's Patrick Harper from Sharpe. I meant the baldy bloke, he seems familiar.

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats Bob Holness from Blockbusters

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah! That's it! James Bond.

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post never seen it
kind of ruined it now i know the ending
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats not the ending

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Utter classic

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:33, Reply)
This is a link post No not Bob?
Bob Hoskins is dieded :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post A large cartoon piano fell on him.
killed him dead.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll have a 'P' Bob
Oh, fuck ,its not that one is it? :(
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post No! Not Bobo!

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh. Sad face.

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Bugger

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
We were talking about Home Alone only yesterday...
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:16, Reply)
This is a link post lazy fucker
enough of the politics, your vote means fuck all and you'll be outvoted by the majority of utter cunts anyhow.
so watch this instead.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post awww!
He has such a bewildered look on his face. As if he would say. Hey , put me back up please. I was trying to sleep.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
sleep masturbate
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha, fantastic.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Ya Beauty!
Naaaaaahhhh worries.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post pac
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! Taramasalata is not angry, just disappointed on, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post kill it with fire

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Thu 1 May 2014, 1:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Was I the only one
Expecting a turd?
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 1 May 2014, 11:56, Reply)
This is a link post Jams sings a nursery rhyme. NSFW
NSFW for swears
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Surprisingly accurate :D

(Spin Its a thing., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Much better than Alan Carr. Would watch again. Such enthusiasm.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Should be put on one of those things they send into outer space to show what humanity's like.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:43, Reply)
This is a link post buzzfeed sorry
original star wars concepts
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post they're ok
I guess.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm amazed
everyone hasn't seen these yet.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't.
I'm afraid I couldn't give half a shit about that tedious franchise.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post they've been posted pretty much everywhere since ever.
Didn't you have a fave bunch of films as a kid?
I'm looking forward to the new one. But yeah, going nuts over tv or films is fucking stupid.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's always worth seeing them again
Outside any film history context they are outstanding images.
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Is Amazing!!!
I am disapoint it's not a LIST!!!! WTF MIND BLOWN!
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:05, Reply)
This is a link post Well thats me sold!
Warning, contains ridiculous scaremongering and racism.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post aaaargh, my eyes!
is it real or an elaborate joke?
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pretty sure its real. If you make it to the end the wanker himself appears and introduces "testimonies" from "real people"

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes - that part was broadcast last night.
Terrifying stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Calls for capital punishment and rants from racist vicars, marvellous

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Man in vicar costume'
Probably were pissed off when they turned up and found the church all shut up, that was why he was fiddling with the lock.

Edit: I did laugh at the scouser saying "merrder" though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post merrder, ey!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I was waiting for the punchline too
Guess I'll just have to wait for the spoof of this then
 (asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post That was my initial thought
But here it is on their own website: www.bnp.org.uk/banned-bnp-2014-party-political-broadcast
 (I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Has the broadcast actually been banned?
If so, it's a shame. They should be given as big an audience as possible to see what hateful, moronic dickheads they are.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post That was broadcast last night with all the references to Islam cut out
and them saying it was censored, though they obviously weren't allowed to say what had been censored
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Censored by whom, do you know?

(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I should imagine the broadcasting watchdog who protect us from bouts of rabid hate on our televisions

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Bastard penguins.
Also, what does that surgeon think they're up to?
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post /links' very own Amadeus did the animation for that, you know!
Good animation, actually. Had to stop it for the TEDIOUS song. Jeez.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy shit
Fuck fuck fuck fuck
 (asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Tesco Value National Front

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop using Lee Rigby to justify your political cause!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Its the anniversary of the Reunification of Yemen!
VOTE BNP
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post It'll also be the anniversary of
"Farmers Lester Howe and Henry Wetsel discover Howe Caverns when they stumble upon a large gaping hole in the ground." (1842) !

VOTE BNP!
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck the fucking BNP right up their fucking arses.
Having said that, "There's some who prey on little girls from takeaways and taxis, some beg or sell Big Issue or kill with knives and axes" is the best line of any song ever written. And it totally rhymes. Definitely. Honest.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the "Vote with your heart" tag;
I particularly like the way it's an invitation to add "not with your head".
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post ^
They don't really talk much about economics do they
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Vote with your heart
Your cold black heart.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post lasted 2 mins
animation was bonkers but I think that was the animators way at getting a jab at the BNP
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post That dog Churchill will take any gig
In fairness however, there is a lot of the use of the word 'some' in that ad, so in essence much of it's true.

Just sayin'.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
why are those people all pissing on a memorial at 3:15?...
 (kwizm, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, and in doing so delicately watering the flowers around the memorial. What of it?!

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I suppose it's encouraging that they couldn't find a trained singer anywhere in the country who would take their money
But MY EARS! MY EARS!
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder which talented racist made this?

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:11, Reply)
This is a link post When I went to market I made this!
Dave teaches Ed the classic game When I went to market, aka I went to market and I bought.

Ed is not very good at this kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I think Ed has a point on this occasion.
I'm intrigued to see how the game progresses. I predict an increasing machete quota.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah to be fair they are excellent
I used to own a machete that belonged to my grandad in is days in the south american jungle. it had his initials cut in to the handle.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
He must have had two machetes to be able to carve his initials into the handle. A smart man your grandad.
 (Unquenchable, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah. I wonder what happened to the other one?
If I was to go and do jungle stuff i'd want a machete in each hand i reckon. As with so many things jungling is improved by madly flailing a machete in each hand.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post The second most common fatal injury in the jungle
is from machete's. Almost always the injury is to the left leg where the person has swung at a branch in their with their right hand, missed and gone straight into their thigh.

The first is a tree falling on you as you sleep.

happy days
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post EXCELLENT FACTING!
top marks that man
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post You can have that for a new animated series "Unexpected things that will kill you in the jungle"
however i don't know what number 3 or 4 are so you'll have to make it up. Maybe catching a willy disease from bumming a monkey?
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Ebola and HIV are from monkey bumming aren't they?
I'd hazard a guess that the majority of human ills originate from monkey bumming.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post butt what about the ills of monkeys? where do the majority of that come from

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Same deal in reverse
all down to people bumming
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:43, Reply)
This is a link post Drones making music
Rons bloated to explosive proportions seal
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Better than killing people, just.
Fucking Lockheed-Martin putting on their chummy face.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't they do both?
Ride of the Valkyries + indiscriminate murder?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post screw you pacifist lefty weed!
Drones are our friends.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:40, Reply)
This is a link post Gesture-sensitive keyboard
Though you might look a bit of a wally stroking the keyboard...
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Fails at the first hurdle due to lack of number pad.
Although a pressure sensitive mechanical keyboard would be handy for gaming.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post number pad?
I use the number pad about once a year, if that. Didn't realise anyone else did!
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post that's because you've got a Jeremy Beadle hand

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Apple seem to think number needs to type numbers quickly any more.
I'm not relearning 38 years of muscle memory just because they want a smaller keyboard.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post "number needs to type numbers quickly any more"
Nurse, time for his medication!
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Time for Gin already?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post That's right, nurse Gladys says it's Gin.

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post but it's so SHINEY!!!
I think its worth at least 250 quid, Apple do know their stuff!! I am sure this will catch on.
With utter wankers..
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I much prefer 'em.
They're easier and more accurate than using the number bar, in my experience.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post completely agree
The number bar is just pretty fucking useless in every possible way, can't even have a wank with it
 (I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I take issue with that.
I've just successfully cracked one out using nothing but my number bar.

Granted, I've got spaff all over the QWE, ASD, and ZXC keys, and the tab key seems to be stuck, but other than that it was a most satisfying wank.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post but what for?
On the rare occasion I enter numbers, passwords for example, it tends to be easier to use the number bar because of the integration with the rest of the password (I.e. the letters below it).

I work with numbers all day long, but in this day and age unless you're doing actual data entry, you seldom need to type numbers out.
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Number pads are for the following games
NetHack. Dungeon Master. Eye of the beholder. Lands of Lore. All of these are essential for anyone that owns a computer
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post *adds Dwarf Fortress and X3 to that list*

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post And
Cook, Serve, Delicious.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft
"...and even gaming, such as controlling this race car with a virtual steering wheel"

*Car shoots straight off the track and ploughs into a barrier*
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That bit amused me as well :-)

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post load of fucking old wank

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post what advantage does this have over a keyboard?
pile of shit lol
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems a bit gimmicky. Might develop though.
What we REALLY need though is a keyboard that automatically cleans itself of toast crumbs and returns all those wee bits of hash that fall on it whilst you're rolling a doobie.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post technology for the sake of technology
if anything we need to make the mechanical keyboard the standard again - sturdy, functional, and pleasant to use. None of this gimmicky technology, and especially not on a flimsy piece of plastic like that.
 (I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post But its APPLE plastic!@!!

(Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:06, Reply)

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