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This is a link post Mr Bungle - Pink Cigarette
Tame by their standards
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Wed 18 May 2016, 8:25, Reply)
This is a link post Attention Target customers
I'm holding a bible
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 18 May 2016, 7:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Amen

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 18 May 2016, 8:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Now, I don't think it's fair to make hard-and-fast generalisations about a whole society based on just one YouTube video.
But if I was gonna do that ... I'd say what have we learned about America from this one video? It's a country that's obsessed with its own blind patriotism, with its own religious fundamentalism, with sexualised violence, and there's a weird homophobic undercurrent going through some of it, as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 May 2016, 8:27, Reply)
This is a normal post So the video is a pretty spot-on representation then?

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 18 May 2016, 9:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It's sad that I could paste this as a reply to about half of YouTube and it would still be appropriate

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 May 2016, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I befriended lots of people called Randy on FB - I was bored
Turns out there's a lot of these guys in the bibble belt and some of the more outspoken ones do fit the demographic.
What's weird is that some of these are affluent and appear to have nice (FB) lives but they still have a big axe to grind.
Makes you wonder what they need to worry about.
Nice house, plenty money, sunny weather but whooah transgender peeps in bogs?

[by the way I know this is not a scientific segment of umerica]
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 18 May 2016, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post somebody likes Stewart Lee

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 18 May 2016, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post They ruined a perfectly good land mass.

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 May 2016, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post MOTHERS, GET YOUR CHILDREN OUT OF THIS STORE
(there's a shouty lady with a bibble on the loose)

I likes a bit of wibble with me bibble. Nice video.
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 18 May 2016, 9:46, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 18 May 2016, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I see children in tow
being dragged through her mental illness of religious garbage
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 18 May 2016, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you're right on the mental image front.
And we should pity the poor blind man who fathered her 12 children.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 18 May 2016, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL the Holy Tecnoviking
everyone just ignoring her
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 18 May 2016, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post 12 kids?
Hippo yawning springs to mind
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 18 May 2016, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Like a vandalised bus seat.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 18 May 2016, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post like a hole kicked in the side of a pigs carcass
(thanks Doug Stanhope for that)
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 18 May 2016, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Twelve?
..'kin 'ell.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 18 May 2016, 15:43, Reply)
This is a link post M... M... Maaaaaax... Max Hehehehehe Headroom.
Max Headroom - Original TV Movie (1985) [480p]
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 17 May 2016, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post used to watch the show regularly
omg gfx *mind blown*
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 18 May 2016, 6:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I still have a load of eps on (bought) VHS somewhere
Theora Jones. Raker boards. Blank Reg. Good stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 May 2016, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 18 May 2016, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post He was EVERYWHERE in about 1985.
His own show, other people's shows, ads, computer game, music videos.

Absolutely loved it. Matt Frewer was/is an underrated genius. He was even pretty good in "Watchmen".
 (SonofRojBlake, Wed 18 May 2016, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post He was in the TV film version of Alice in Wonderland (2009)
A so-so film overall but helped immensely by Matt Frewer's senile White Knight forlornly singing "hey nonny nonny" while riding an old nag.

Also Tim Curry as Dodo and Colm Meany as the Red King. I'm sure Harry Dean Stanton was in there too.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 18 May 2016, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Too long...
... and "felt" like the Wizard of Oz remake/boot thing with Zooey Deschanel. HDS was the caterpillar, but WAY more distracting was the camp nerd from "Primeval" as the Hatter. Seemed out of place among heavyweights like Curry, Stanton and Kathy Bates.
 (SonofRojBlake, Thu 19 May 2016, 7:15, Reply)
This is a normal post good find!
ta very much :)
 (I helped save b3ta! rowlification 今は今, Wed 18 May 2016, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay! It's the proper version
not the stupid one with the bits cut out.
18m15s

Thanks!
 (I helped save b3ta! fenella gronda gronda rango, Thu 19 May 2016, 22:18, Reply)
This is a link post Rancho Electro - Salt Fires.
More outdoor keyboards. No cowboy sherif unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 17 May 2016, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post sounds like too many argos adverts to me

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 18 May 2016, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post That's very nice!
Like the production too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 17 May 2016, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno, I'd be happy enough with that as it is
I appreciate a real bit of brass as much as the next person though.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 17 May 2016, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Most pleasant

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 17 May 2016, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers!
Usually the way, the quick mixes end up going down better than the ones I spend ages on!
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Tue 17 May 2016, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I like your trip hop stuff
but I'm afraid to say I really don't like this.

It's got a limp, white boy reggae feel to it. Sorry.

But, you know, arseholes are like opinions and all that
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 18 May 2016, 7:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
That's fine mate, and I get what you mean, I think this might be my mid-life crisis where I do dub :)
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Wed 18 May 2016, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post This is nice
I like it
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 18 May 2016, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post good luck with this

(Twisted Technic .. as if, Wed 18 May 2016, 20:40, Reply)
This is a link post Harvey below reminded me of this
GC fosho!
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 17 May 2016, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post It gives me hope

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 17 May 2016, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post A documentary on the kid, Eli Porter.
vimeo.com/26585091
 (I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Tue 17 May 2016, 23:12, Reply)
This is a link post DOOM Health, armour and ammo glitch I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Tue 17 May 2016, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post iddqd

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 17 May 2016, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
I am your god. Thanks for asking.
 (I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Tue 17 May 2016, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post idkfa

(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 18 May 2016, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm having a hard time getting this to run on a 486, can you help?
I may have to bite the bullet and get a p120
 (HandmadeLurkage it smells of farts in here, Wed 18 May 2016, 14:11, Reply)
This is a link post Yet more post-prog-punk-rock shenanigans on the Edinburgh scene! I made this!
Shot from the other night, the last gig for a wee while as we get the last pieces in place for our gestating third album. Well, here's a demonstration of one of the tracks therein! (Also, could this post title be some warped, nerdy version of rock-paper-scissors? This has just occurred to me now, should probably patent it..)
(I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Tue 17 May 2016, 18:45, Reply)
This is a link post Awkward.

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 17 May 2016, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post mongychops' finest hour

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 17 May 2016, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh gawd,
don't get me thinking about Rachel Riley's bumhole again...!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 17 May 2016, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post haha thats great
bumhole
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 17 May 2016, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking spoilers you prick

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 May 2016, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post oh shit sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 17 May 2016, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 May 2016, 22:33, Reply)
This is a link post Hello, You Cunt
Harvey Price tells it like it is to the Loose Women.
(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 17 May 2016, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 17 May 2016, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 17 May 2016, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post As far as I'm concerned
that's next years BAFTA already in the bag.
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 17 May 2016, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post he should get a blimmin oscar for that perfomance and he is black aswell double winner

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 18 May 2016, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post there's something sinister lurking there

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 17 May 2016, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I think a lot of bunnies have been hugged too hard in that house.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 17 May 2016, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post He's like a mini Gomer Pyle
"I am....in a world....of....shit"
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 17 May 2016, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post lol

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 May 2016, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post seriously, why is this reply not on the front page yet

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 May 2016, 7:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I might steal your idea, turn it into a shit greyscale headswap and post it on /board, then it'll happen

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 May 2016, 7:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 17 May 2016, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Frankie Boyle was so right

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 17 May 2016, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to Hull anyway.
i.imgur.com/JiAyDV2.jpg
 (TSLunch, Tue 17 May 2016, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post He's a character isn't he?
God love him.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 17 May 2016, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Dom!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 17 May 2016, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey Dom
Any meaningless traffic related incidents you are so bored about to release a rant to the internet lately?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 18 May 2016, 0:51, Reply)
This is a normal post He's her life.
pbs.twimg.com/media/CRTD258UkAAW826.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 17 May 2016, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 17 May 2016, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post pffffffft

(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 18 May 2016, 8:13, Reply)
This is a normal post All I can hear her saying is...
"If someone says something fucking horrible to you..."
 (I helped save b3ta! Richcolour Rock to the Future Shock, Tue 17 May 2016, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw that go out with the subtitles on.
I am pleased to say that the subtitler didn't censor it.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 17 May 2016, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Superb
It's a wonderful twist of fate, him being the most powerful person there at that moment. There is absolutely fuck all they could do to stop that from happening.
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 17 May 2016, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post That deserves a medal.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 17 May 2016, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post These thug life videos are getting lazy
Where's the slow zoom and gangsta rap?
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 17 May 2016, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post didn't take long did it?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7sHJ-mMzg4
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 17 May 2016, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Finally

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 17 May 2016, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems like a sensible chap.

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 17 May 2016, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
Just great, you cunt
 (becomingbatman, Tue 17 May 2016, 23:42, Reply)
This is a link post Victorian era taxidermy dioramas - creepy or cute?
18 minute documentary about Walter Pottman and his strange world of stuffed (real) animals in "human" situations. Don't watch it if you are in PETA or something of that nature.
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 17 May 2016, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, JollyJack's basement...

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 17 May 2016, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post What should I stuff the day?

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 17 May 2016, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I was lucky enough to visit the museum which housed this collection - quite brilliant.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 17 May 2016, 23:40, Reply)
This is a link post Alright, which one of you invented this?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Was it SexFace?
Mortal Wombat? Jams? Rob? Skagra?
At least give us a damn clue here.
Oh man, it was Rachelswipe, wasn't it?
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 17 May 2016, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post You spoke up awful quick, didn't you stuj?
As the olde saying goes, "he who smelt it, dealt it".
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I never said I wouldn't buy one!
*Throws money at screen*
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 17 May 2016, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Not guilty.
But I do have a patent on lubrication *waggles eyebrows*
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 17 May 2016, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm more concerned
About a man this age (and his younger sister) still living at home, sponging off the parents... though I suspect that the 'wanking of his life away' may be somehow connected.
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 17 May 2016, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you never met anyone from here?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 17 May 2016, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect that this may actually be not real

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 18 May 2016, 1:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
not

if you're talking about b3ta
 (I helped save b3ta! Cock, Thu 19 May 2016, 22:43, Reply)
This is a link post The Money Song I made this!
I've released a series of campfire songs about The Internets in conjunction with Koit. There's a CD and a songbook and everything. This is a first of a series of 6 music videos to promote them and spread their educational messages. It's short but to the point...
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 17 May 2016, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome
Though to be fair i've won shitloads gambling online
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely!

(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 17 May 2016, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Proof!
Peter Lohr, 70, shows the result of his 3D radar research in the Jonas Valley, which he claims shows five large metal objects in a cave, of which at least two are "Hitler's throbbing nuclear cocks". A second scan clearly revealed "3 pubes per ball (one per cock)", the septuagenarian scientist claims.


 (m.auron, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm dreading being as bored as him during retirement

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Look at the size of that laptop
He must be an expert
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 17 May 2016, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually, he's a midget.

(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Tue 17 May 2016, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
MicroCDCs!
 (m.auron, Tue 17 May 2016, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy shit I have the exact same laptop
and to think I could have been using it to find nuclear arsenals all along.
 (I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Tue 17 May 2016, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of that Nazi train laden with gold someone claimed to have found in Poland recently.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, that was me.
Unfortunately agents of the Priory of Sion stole it when I left the site to report the find to the Polish authorities. They were pretty upset as they'd contacted NUMA and asked for Dirk Pitt to help me recover it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tonsil is slowly atrophying, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post That reply will have you on the NSA's big screen in the staff room
With a fern on each side. At least.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 18 May 2016, 7:38, Reply)
This is a normal post first time i've noticed
how camp our adolf looks in that pose
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post kampf*

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post He was
"Mister October!"
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 17 May 2016, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Whoever has suggested this doesn't know how nuclear bombs work
A nuke takes a controlled, shaped detontation to set off the fission.

Its not like uranium is a gas or is soluble, so it will just sit around - It's a metal.

So in summary if the story wasn't bullshit to start with, there's only a tiny localised threat from a "decayed nuke".
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post What about all those trains he used?
Aren't all those Holocaust Trains bricked up in a tunnel somewhere like in that episode of Thomas The Tank Engine? What if they get out and murder again?
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Thomas the tank engine German cousin?
Dirk den Tod Tank Zug! Chuf Chuff!
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 17 May 2016, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 18 May 2016, 2:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Ummm...
"'The metal's been lying there for 71 years. At some point it will decay and then we will have a second Chernobyl on our hands' he said."

a second Chernobyl some Thorium-231. For a little over a day, at least.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's a slow news day over at the Daily Fail

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 17 May 2016, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
news
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 17 May 2016, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Their science section isn't bad
The rest of it seems to be almost completely filled with gossip, and the occasional tall story like this one
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 17 May 2016, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been quoted by the DM a few times.
I have to admit, they didn't do too bad a job.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 17 May 2016, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll be honest with you I tend to glance at their website due to the sheer quantity of 'news' they report
It exceeds the Guardian and the Independent's content by several light years, alas. It's capacity for celebrity gossip is mind blowing however, and i think it's primary allure by it's readership. It must be, it's absolutely mental. Just one long, seemingly endless feed of whose got big tits, whose shagging who, whose wearing a pretty frock, red shifting into infinity. It is the very definition of utter mindless gobshite
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 17 May 2016, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Ay
I would never critique another B3ta wanker's choice of bishop bashing material.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 18 May 2016, 7:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly!
What if a child was to find it and eat it?!
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 17 May 2016, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post They'd get offered a job on Ready-Brek adverts.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 17 May 2016, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Nazispidermaan?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 17 May 2016, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Metal doesn't lie.
It speaks truth.

\m/ -_- \m/
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 17 May 2016, 15:33, Reply)
This is a link post It's Enya's birthday today

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 17 May 2016, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
Such a graceful language
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Tue 17 May 2016, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought she just wailed
Without words
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what religion did to her
It's one hell of a drug.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 18 May 2016, 7:35, Reply)
This is a normal post *yawns*

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 17 May 2016, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Try going to bed earlier

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 17 May 2016, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Why don't they just sell it?
Think how much traffic those recipes get. Must be worth a few bob.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 17 May 2016, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post How much money do they spend on a site with some recipes on?
I mean lets say they have one techie and one person inputting recipes?? How much can that cost?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Has there ever been a change.org petition
that actually got listened to and changed something? I can't think of one, but people do like to make the things.
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Tue 17 May 2016, 17:00, Reply)
This is a link post I prefer to remember Sinead how she once was

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 17 May 2016, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Written by Prince

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 17 May 2016, 15:36, Reply)
This is a link post George Lucas Interview goes wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 17 May 2016, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh, isn't he going to Lucas it all up with CGI and all that?
2/10 Needs more Jar Jar Binks.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 17 May 2016, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post the neck
I don't understand his neck!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 17 May 2016, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post He's having surgery to turn himself into his Hutt 'Otherkin' you insensitive bastard!

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 17 May 2016, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not the neck
It's his extraordinary failure to realise that he only has to grow that beard to cover the full hideousness of it. He must shave it every day. It's like he wants us to see it.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 17 May 2016, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 17 May 2016, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post bless him
Hes trying
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 17 May 2016, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post He looks like Rolf harris face was wripped of and
shrink wrapped onto a toddlers fist
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 17 May 2016, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 17 May 2016, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I laughed outlout when Lucas said "No."

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post ^Proud to have dateraped Lucas.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 17 May 2016, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post So sad
NOT!
(remember that? 'Not!' 90s)
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post top editing on that :D
poor non oscared bastard!
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 17 May 2016, 17:56, Reply)
This is a link post BBC recipes being removed from the web
Or archived, I suppose

Any of you clever bods know how to grab the lot and host elsewhere? I quite often use them when faced with a fridge of random items.

Not sure how this really saves huge wads of cash but I expect Murdoch has an interest in a paid for web site.
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Tue 17 May 2016, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Evil bloody Murdoch.
*shakes fist*
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 17 May 2016, 8:35, Reply)
This is a normal post This seems terribly important
they were discussing this for about twenty minutes just now on the Today Program
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 17 May 2016, 8:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That rambling windbag Humphrys takes about twenty minutes to ask a question.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 17 May 2016, 8:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
One of those types who have somehow managed to obtain an unassailable position at the BBC just by ageing. Old git!
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 17 May 2016, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post He does a fine job of getting me out of bed though
as the last thing I want to listen to is him trying to squeeze argument out of his 'guests'

So I generally flee to the shower to escape his discord
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I've yet to find a recipe for a twix, a can of super strength lager,
a month old lettuce and an unidentifed item wrapped in foil that could have been beef or possibly cat
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 17 May 2016, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
*writes recipe down*
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 17 May 2016, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post 1. Mix the beef / cat with 2 -3 sprigs of finely diced fresh rosemary
2. Preheat the oven to 200 degrees (180 degrees if fan assisted).
3. Soak the month old lettuce in cold water, and keep the gunk for garnishing.
3. In a casserole dish sear the beef / cat on all sides by frying in oil for about 3 - 5 minutes.
4. Add the super strength lager and stir well, coating the beef / cat with it's beery goodness.
5. Season with salt and pepper. Cover and put in the oven for approximately 45 minutes.
6. While it cooks eat the Twix.
7. After 45 minutes, remove from the oven and put back on a high heat, stirring until all the liquid has reduced.
8. Serve.
 (I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 17 May 2016, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Perfect! Thank you
I am hosting an ambassadors reception later this week and this recipe will be the highlight.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 17 May 2016, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd make room in the cellar
In case a few guest get lost looking for the loo having a bad case of the BBC shitters.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 17 May 2016, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I was just about to post this too
The bbc butchery continues...
 (dyllon nice beaver., Tue 17 May 2016, 8:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Have we not already paid for this?
So it is a bit like never showing repeats?
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Tue 17 May 2016, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Could one of you IT types take a stab at quantifying what the saving would probably be?
I understand that there must be some costs associated with maintaining it but what would you be realistically talking?
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 17 May 2016, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Search engine cost, bandwidth, possibly QA to check it isn't broken by upgrades, pennies for storage
Probably far cheaper than the cost of taking it down.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tonsil is slowly atrophying, Tue 17 May 2016, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post aye, it doesn't make any sense
Once it's up, it's up. It probably costs more to take it down
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 17 May 2016, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I think this is less about cost
and more about non-competition
 (yokelrobin THE NERD WHOSE HAIR DEFIES GRAVITY/FASHION, Tue 17 May 2016, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post It's an easy option for the BBC
It whips up public fury to help oppose BBC cuts. If they do a U-turn they come out as the good guys who listened to the public, and if they don't they can sell more cookery books.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Tue 17 May 2016, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck all probs, at least nothing significant.
Like yokel says it's about moving it into 1 commercial entity. Staffing can certainly be decreased saving some dosh. Most likely an attempt to simplify. In fairness it makes sense to only run 1 recipe website rather than split your offering. It may move more hits to the commercial side and provide extra cash as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 17 May 2016, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a disgrace
We've all paid for this but it must be deleted because our government seems hell bent on destroying anything in state hands that is of actuall quality. What about the health benefits of encouraging people to learn to cook well for themselves?

This is the ideological equivalent of book-burning.

If anyone knows of a petition to stop this, please do pass on the link.
 (I helped save b3ta! nameleft has bought a new telescope, Tue 17 May 2016, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Its because I don't have a TV licence

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 17 May 2016, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post *there

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 17 May 2016, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post apparently there are archives from way back when
web.archive.org/web/20160517074810*/http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 17 May 2016, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Just print them out

(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post They can show the 11,000 recipes as end credits on various shows, rolling at twice the blink-and-you-miss-it speed,
and let people record it on their VCRs. You could later freeze-frame it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 17 May 2016, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 17 May 2016, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't care about the recipes.
I'd watch Lorraine Pascale make a pot noodle.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 17 May 2016, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Rachel Khoo.
She could toss my batter on pancake day.....any day in fact.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 17 May 2016, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yeah.
I'd be on her like a wasp on a dropped lolly.

Until the police took me away
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 17 May 2016, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post First b3tards now this
Broken Britain.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 17 May 2016, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post its a disaster for recipes

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 17 May 2016, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post This amused me far too much.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 17 May 2016, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post And me.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I use it from time to time. it's probably the best of it's kind, better than some of the awful yank recipe sites
I might get a webspider and archive the lot.
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 17 May 2016, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post It's my 'go to first' for quick cookery advice site. :(
That and The Curry Guy
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 19 May 2016, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I notice that nobody seems to be upset that they're closing Newsbeat down

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 17 May 2016, 13:25, Reply)

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