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Mooey you fat cunt.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

This isn't good internet.
The correct response is to take it as if it'd never happened.
Nobody cares for the lost threads.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

But it was the work of a FRUIT.
I'm working to stamp out this homosexual misuse of the internet.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

I feel the internet, and by that I mean b3ta should have a two fruit limit at all times.
Kept well apart, in case a debate on nails or Baldmonkey's new jeans is required.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

So we're allowed mooey and who else?

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

Do Friz and Sexface combined equate to one fruit?
The questions here are endless.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

Hmm.
Friz had sex with Pickle Fatty, so I believe that renders him inert.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

we had that fella who always flounced, i forget his name

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mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

Roaneah

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

Christ, he was irritating.
I was barely ever around for it and I'm glad he's gone.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

I missed his heyday, I've only seen his brief returns.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

He had no heyday
he was always a fucking prick
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

Indeed.
b3ta.com/search/posts/18694
What the fuck is this shit?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)

Odd sig aswell.

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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

Someone has a vendetta.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

Well,
his heyday of being a prick.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

I've had two death threats from him.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

Really?

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

Don't worry Esme, here's this cock:
x01test.xtube.com/community/profile.php?user=roaneah [nsfw]
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

Seriously?

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

You aren't anyone till you've had a jihad.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

you can only die once

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

the lesser known Bond film

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

pffft
crap bond titles...
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vladimir, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

From Ruislip with Love
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vladimir, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

Poofinger.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

Browneye

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

Lawnraker

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

The Man With The Golden Fish

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

Carry On Doctor No

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

Chicken Royale
/FF
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

In Her Majesty's Sexy Underwear.
*shudders*
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

The boy with the golden ticket.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

Octopussy Cat Kill Kill!

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

Flouncing is forever.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

Cassio Royale

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

A View to a Kilt

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

NSF your eyes

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

Quantum of Solace
/satire
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

pfft
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vladimir, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

Hmmmm

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

I'm about to blow my nose, then go for a cigarette

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

can we back the truck up, am i allowed by people to vote for whom ever i like as my democratic right in this country?
i'm confused, if i vote bnp does that make me a racist? how is this allowed
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mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

Yes, that means you are a racist.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

really, so i have to only vote for a party that the majority approve of even tho race discimination claims against most major parties are being carried out
brilliant, i bet life would be better if nobody had the vote
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mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

Yeah, that's right, you massive fucking racist.
I bet you don't even put back the darker fish you catch, I bet you leave them on the bank to die.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

Every time you vote for the BNP, Nick Griffin rapes a small immigrant.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

Racist.

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Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

Not necessarily.
It does mean you are fucking stupid though.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

oh come on, churchill was called a war mongerer, you do what you do, name calling won't solve anything, nor will killing zsars, the moral high ground is for people like ghandi,{who never took it} we are not him

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mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

they are the Bivvy National Party

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

i'm voting for them then

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mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

I think it means you chose a political party who are not very nice about most of society.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

JMG PARTY!
What do you expect?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

NO FAT CHICKS

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

*TEN UP TOP!*

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

head slapping
and suicide
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

Don't have me arrange it!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

ohhh coolaid

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

Scales at the door.

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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

Do we have to provide our own piano?

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

Nobby!

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

Herro!

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

How are all the animals, and the drawing etc?

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

We've had a mass extiction
We're down to Three birdies and two cats.
Our frog died in hibernation last week and we sold all our tanks to de-clutter the house and raise money in preparation to moving house.
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

:((((
Aw. Poor froggy. Are frogs hard to keep?
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

Evidently.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

At least seven arguments.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

Hopefully!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

But NO VIOLENCE!

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

Larry Grayson.

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Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

Ooh!
*Shuts that door*
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

*looks at the muck in 'ere*

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

Your mum telling you to keep the noise down

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

That was moohalaa's mam
on blog tv
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

Some top bantering.
Newcy broon.
Handsome Gav.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

Booze and party tunes.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

Or party policies.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

I had a bath with pink water in earlier on, JMG
I know you'd be proud
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moohalaa, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

There aint no party like a JMG party.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

Cocaine being snorted off midget's heads

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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

GHOST BUMMERS!

Who else is gay and dead?
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Malchick, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

Kenny Everett.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

Was Danny La Rue a bandit?

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

yes

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mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

Oooh, good one.
This is a fun game to play at home.
We've also got Francis Bacon (the artist, not the writer) and Oscar Wilde and Graham Chapman.
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Malchick, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

Every Greek philosopher and mathematician ever.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

Especially Aristotle.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

He was a bugger for the bottie.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

He was also a bugger for buggery.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

danny la rue?

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

frankie howerd

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

We said him, yeah.

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Malchick, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

you did?
whoah...no idea I was a mind reader
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

I'll see your Frankie Howerd and raise you one Kenneth Williams.

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Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

you could, but you would need a spade and a car battery.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

Pfft, you made me laugh :p

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Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

oh helllllllllllllllo
www.b3ta.com/talk/6196552
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

I love him.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

oh hello

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

Thilly goothe

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

he is my favourite of all the carry on regulars

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

Freddy Mercury

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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

Freddie Mercury piss
Freddie Mercury's AIDSy piss
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

Hmmm
He had the bad AIDS too.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

Freddie Mercury

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

You link idiot.
He's done that one already. GHOST.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

WHAT?
MARTYRS MARTYRS MARTYRS
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

SHUT UP FUCK OFF SHUT UP SHUT UP FUCK OFF.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

Liberace.

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Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

Haha, I said him as well :P

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Malchick, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

Oscar Wilde?

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Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6196541
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Malchick, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

rock hudson

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

montgomery clift

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

Bret Hart.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

He's neither dead nor gay.
Silly man.
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Malchick, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

Which one was it that fell into the ring and died then?

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

Owen Hart. But he wasn't gay either. Committed family man, was Owen.
The only openly gay wrestler that I know of is Pat Patterson, who isn't dead.
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Malchick, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

Yeah, "I'm not really gay, I just FELL into the ring"

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Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

Chris Benoit.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

charles hawtrey

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

Noel Coward

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

James Dean

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

He wasn't a bummer was he?

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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

He was.
It was a sad day when I found that out.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

Oh, well, you learn something new..

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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

so did he
not to drive a convertable.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

It was a Porsche if I remember rightly

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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

Porsche Spyder

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

nothing to lose your head over

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

Spang!

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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

Your chances of getting with him were RUINED.

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Malchick, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

Teenage girl hormones went mental
and things got smashed that day.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

Just like his face then.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

How is that any different to any other day in your life?

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Malchick, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

I'm no longer a teenager.
Just a thirty year old hormonal mess.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

*hormone mental fives*

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

yeap
took it up the arse with paul newman
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

james dean

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

JMG

(__, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

Dusty Springfield
Joan Simms
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

Was Joanie a lesbian?
I thought she was straight...
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

By all accounts she was a proper gropey lezzer

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

She lived with a bloke for years, and her parents disowned her as a result.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

valentino

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

Ancient Greece.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

Joe Orton.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

Larry Grayson

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Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

Me and Double F
met one of his ex boyfriends. He runs/ran a club called 'Barry Young's Stardust'.

Larry Grayson used to live in Nuneaton.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

I never knew that.
Watch this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO0E85keqJ8
It's worth holding on for the last minute.
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Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

edward heath

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

Joe Meek

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

raymond burr

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

Oh I forgot about Ironside/Perry Mason

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

they mulled a sequel
called backside
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

Hitler.

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

Captain Jack Harkness

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Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

~~Harkness~~ Sparrow
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

YOU'RE FIRED

(__, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

you're fried

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jenpots, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

:D
I do love in the preview last week, he clearly fired the far left, the far right and the middle person. So.. yeah... that happened. And I wasn't surprised.
(__, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

You're Friz.
Which is much, much worse.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

haha
life fail
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moohalaa, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

I could make a comment about how he's shagged Pickle Fatty, but I'm busy.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

and I am eating dinner so it is appreciated

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moohalaa, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

with his MASSIVE FACE!1

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moohalaa, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

..said the ringmaster to the Human Cannonball.

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FoldsFive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

Lad I work with, has decided to say to a collegue.
I hear you have a friend who works in the circus, when he replies no, oh well he was your ringmaster.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

rock on tommy

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

I thought they were all unlikeable shits.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

I

Yabba Dabba Doo
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Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

I'm going to be the next apprentice
www.bbc.co.uk/6music/shows/adamandjoe/song_wars.shtml

Adam's song is AWESOME
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

Also, your hair is like a cloud.

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Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

I loved this.
edit: Did you listen to how awesome Joe's 80's song was?
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

I'm just going to refresh myself now.
I know I heard it. I liked Joe's one about Baz Lurhman's Australia.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

Yeh that was good!
Joe's 80's song is a dead ringer for ABC circa 'The Lexicon of Love' album.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

I'm Rick

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

didjagetmyrandomburngrandmadidjadidjadidja?

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

I did thanks :D

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

What's your favourite scary film?
Minus marks for a film of me or a film of my mum. Or a film of me and my mum.
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Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

Jurassic Park
I remembering hiding under my Dad's chair in the cinema when I went to see it. It still makes my heart race with tension.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

I wonder if a PG film can be scary?

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Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

it makes you jump
EDIT: also son of rambow made me jump
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

So did Kriss Kross, but they weren't scary.

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Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

I had to wiki that
and frankly you are just showing your age now :)
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

but jaws makes you jump and it is a classic

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mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

The head in the hull of the boat.

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Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

that bit, when he picks the tooth out

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mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

That's the bit.
Fantastic.
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Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

It can if it's got intelligent prehistoric giant lizards who can turn door handles and run really fast and talk to each other and...
...the point is, you're still alive when they start to eat you.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

How's your brain? Melted yet?

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

I don't know really.
Does Battle Royale count? Or House of 1000 Corpses?
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Bats, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

Probably, and House of 1000 Corpses?
That's great for one reason, and he weards a little stars and stripes hat.
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Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

Battle Royale isn't really scary though, is it?
Mind you, it's all subjective, I guess.
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FoldsFive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

Good though.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

Knowing my luck, I'd have just ended up with a frying pan.

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FoldsFive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

Nowt wrong with that.
Have Fable and Dead Rising taught you nothing?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

Only "Don't believe the hype about games that turn out to be quite average"

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FoldsFive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

is this new game out friday gonna be any good? i keep seeing the adverts

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mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

red faction? maybe

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mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

Download the demo. I thought it was a bit cack.

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FoldsFive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

Jillian Michaels' Fitness Ultimatum 2009?
I reckon it'll be rubbish.
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FoldsFive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

I think we should watch Battle Royale.

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Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

[something about watching it another time]

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

But not Battle Royale 2, because it's utter shit.

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FoldsFive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

I quite liked Battle Royale 2.
It was like an ugly bastard child, but I still enjoyed it.
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

I can't remember if I've seen that, which is probably a good sign
that it's shit either way.
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Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

House of 1000 Corpses is rubbish
but great. See also Devils Rejects.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

2001 Maniacs FTMFW

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

We saw that on Zone Horror earlier in the week.
Fun nonsense :)
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FoldsFive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

Yeah it makes me smile
Especially the bit where she gets him to drink acid

And of course the immense ham acting!
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

I thought the "limbs severed by four galloping horses" bit was well done.

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FoldsFive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

The gay lad getting that massive metal spike rammed up his hole
was pretty special.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

That was quite good

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

I find Mr Bean horrifying
and yet compelling
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

I don't watch scary films, cos they're scary.
I am going to the zoo tomorrow. This makes me the winnar of everything!
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jenpots, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

Which one?

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CowJam, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

Chester Zoo

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jenpots, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

Oooh!
If they have giraffes I'll be well jealous.
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Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

yes they do have giraffes
and you get to feed them!
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jenpots, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

I AM JEALOUS.
Although I'm off to see my dad and mad mum tomorrow.
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Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

Cool
Chester's pretty good
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CowJam, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

I'm in Chester tomorrow
I may stalk you and spread the AIDS.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

Cripes.
Nightmare on Elm Street probably. Dunno though, Martyrs....
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

STOP REMINDING ME OF IT YOU LITTLE GINGER SHIT.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

AND HER EYES AND THE FORCE FEEDING AND THE FLAYING

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

I think Alien is scarier that those. Although Nightmare on Elm Street is scary.
Did you reply to the Drag Me To Hell thing I put? I can't be arsed spazzing.
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Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

I didn't reply but yes we will go.
We watched this the other night. It was shite.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

Oh I forgot about the Alien movies.
GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BITCH!
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

I love them.
Well, the first two, and the third is OK if you forget the first ten miinutes and watch the story.
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Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

The third one suddenly seems a lot better once you've watched the fourth one :)
In the same way that Aliens Versus Predator is a work of cinematic genius compared to AVP: Requiem.
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FoldsFive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

I find that very hard to believe.
I should watch it.
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Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

the fearless vampire killers
not scary but bloody good
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

I quite enjoyed 13 ghosts.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

So did I

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CowJam, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

Actually, this.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

Drag Me To Hell

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

I should point out that I've only ever really seen 2 scary films.
The other was Saw IV
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

Hellboy 2

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

Whatever Happened to Baby Jane
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vladimir, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

The Others was quite good, too
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vladimir, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

Oh, that's a GREAT film.

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Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

^this

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

Event Horizon

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CowJam, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

Thats an ace film, momma bear

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

Oh yeah.
Good one that.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

Hellraiser in Space.
Great film though.
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FoldsFive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

Far better than it should have been.

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Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

The Burning
Although it is taking stiff competition from Drag Me To Hell
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

The Descent, at the time.
Because I'm very claustrophobic.
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FoldsFive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

Blimey.
I thought that was rubbish, and it's pretty rare I think films are rubbish.
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CowJam, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

Dont watch The Children
Although thats a good life rule i suppose
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

Somebody should tell Supermatt :(

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FoldsFive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

"Rubber Johnny".
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=channel_page&v=l48HTZUHfeQ (NSFW).
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

Oh fuck off with that :(

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

I'd forgotten about that.
Thank you for reminding me :(
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

i'm just going to recycle an old thread, vlad told me to, bingo
www.b3ta.com/talk/2139622
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mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

The Entity.
It terrified the shite out of me.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

haha i watched that for the first time a few months back.
so dated. then when i went to bed pissed, some fucking wag kept banging on the wall and i thought it was the ghost come to rape me :(
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

I still hate having a shower when I am alone in the house.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

The worst part is that it is based on a true story :(

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

yer at the end it says she moved
then it read:
AND THE ATTACKS STILL CONTINUE TO THIS DAY.

:(((((
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

The original telly version of Salems Lot terrified me as a kid.
And the 70s remake of Body Snatchers.
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FoldsFive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

The Donald Sutherland one?
SCREEEEEEEEE
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

Whats even more terrifying is that Kiefer looks more like his dad with every passing minute.

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FoldsFive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

Tell me about it :(

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

He really does.
I loved that film though.
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Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

Katie & Peter the movie.
Seriously nasty stuff
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

~~the movie~~ stateside
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

two girls, one cup
left a a bad taste in my mouth as well as giving me the fear
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

Fuck this shit
I'm going to a proper forum
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

geta is a girl's name, i'd better get pandering

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spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)

I've got a girl's name
and I get no pandering
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CowJam, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

I always thought Cow was an insult?

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

not to me
it's my middle name
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jenpots, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

I thought it was "I like bums"

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

that too

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jenpots, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

show me your bumhole

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mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

can't
my bum will get cold.
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jenpots, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

meh, it's the summer

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mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

I have
sensitive cheeks.
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jenpots, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

It's fair cold tonight.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

oi, butt out you, i'm after a glimpse of bumhole in the wild

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mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

I'm going to the zoo tomorrow
I could take pictures of animal bumholes?
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jenpots, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

that'll do
any bumhole is good bumhole
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mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

You aren't seeing my bumhole.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

why? is there a proper reason for this like piles and your not at your best or are you just being mean?

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mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

I don't have one.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

How does it smell?

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Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

No nose, see.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

sometimes

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CowJam, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

When are you next up then?

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

end of july/beginning of august
funds permitting.
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CowJam, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

sod funds permitting
I'll borrow off my mum if I have to
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CowJam, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

Yay.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

Being Jam Master Geordie

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

Was it worth the effort?
Amusing though, I liked it.
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

Then it was worth it.
Ya daft weegie
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

WEEGIE!
You cunt! Ive killed for less than being called a filthy pict!
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

*waits till you're asleep*
*tattoos weegie on your forehead*
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

It's like what dp had.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

i've been out for a couple of hours, does anyone know how SSG is bearing up? poor lamb

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mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

What did I miss?

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

just light a candle and release a balloon
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vladimir, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

oh don't tlak like that, he's brave, he'll win this battle i'm sure, or not

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mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

I hear the next newsletter is going to be a commemorative issue :(
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vladimir, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

i'm thinking of him all the time anyway, life is so unfair, he isn't ready god damnit, why him? we have so many other forum posters that would benifit from cancer to help them post interesting stuff
why does the lord allow the dull to live?
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mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

it's divine retribution
Jesus is punishing him because he said bad things about people
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

whoa, hold on, i think i've maybe once or twice said bad things about people, this doesn't include forum banter does it?

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mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

Jesus knows when you say a bad thing with malice in your heart
it's a simple equation, sin causes cancer
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

Jesus sits quietly on his swing.
Not wanting to talk to anyone, I think we broke him.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

that's ok then as he will already know i don't give a fuck, phew

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mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

he's dead, or he's not dead, or the cops got him, or the cops don't got him

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

*cops theme*

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

Did someone
finally object
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applehead herp derp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

to him replying
to his own posts
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applehead herp derp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

like
this
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applehead herp derp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

It's spread to his bowel.
He's got about 6 weeks.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

Oh.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

I hope Internet Lawyerman
is going to start hanging around JMG threads like a personal injury solicitor chasing ambulances
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vladimir, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

that internet lawyer man all ways chasing the whah whah whambulances

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mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

DEAR INTERNET USER
I do not deal in PI cases.
only INTERNETONLINELAW
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

Do you prosecute individuals for being a bit shit?

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

Are you a hoarder or thrower awayer?
I was a hoarder but I seem to be changing into manic minimalist I am so sick of crap lying around everywhere. If you are a hoarder where do you keep all your crap?
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Mrs Sp@m, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

Up Springy Sunshine's cavernous minge.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

Fuck off, catlegs.
/ac
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

You want me.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

I want to mount your head on my wall.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

:(

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

I only horde useful things.
But that might be because I don't have room for the useless things.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

I hoard until I can't find something
then I bin it all. Now that the car's running, I cleaned out the garage of crap and dumped it all in the communal bins. Take THAT, used oil!
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

also, I was consumed with the desire to set fire to all of my ex's junk that I still have
including her skis and bike
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

DO IT.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

I'm above all that
she'll want them back eventually. And her fridge. Which I'm using.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

How long has it been there?

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

2.7 yonks

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

OR
you could have sold them for profit.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

put it inside a trunk
and get drunk
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spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

i'm the same, i had quite a severe hoarding compulsion for ages
i'm now trying to get rid of it all, freecycle ftw. the house is STILL full of crud though :(
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spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

i've just collected six months of work
get in!
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spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

community service doesn't count

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

i got second prize in a beauty contest

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spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

I've just got so sick of having to move tons of crap to get to a corner or having no-where to put new stuff.

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Mrs Sp@m, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

i got annoyed at how unnecessarily hard it had become to vacuum
it's alright now, but i do still wish that there were more things to do that don't require stuff (masturbation and world of warcraft are the choice of the interfatty for a reason, it would seem)
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spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

I'm a buyer, then a give-a-wayer
Although the period between the 2 may be some years. Currently I've got 20 books on the "to read" shelf. I've got 3 more arriving tomorrow. Do I really need a book on the Victorian spiritualist movement? No, no I don't.
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magnum, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

Can I have three wayers please?
I've run out.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

I think it's next some curds on my "nursery rhyme props" shelf.

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magnum, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

so Saddam DIDN'T kill them all!

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

i throw it all away.
except the little box of boyfriend things.
i should throw that too really.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

deep fry them and sell them to people going home from the pub

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spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

it worked for Loretta Bobbit

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

hoarder
BUT anything that's not come out of a box in five years gets binned*

*er, not really. I sort through the box and anything that doesn't get a new home goes back in the box and I label it "bin in two years" and date it
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CowJam, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

Depends on the stuff.
I recently dumped a whole bunch of old computer bits, that were quite old.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

I saw Terminator Salvation today.
It was complete crap. Worse than the 3rd one by a considerable margin.

What was the last film you saw?

Or, if you'd like, ask me about Terminator Salvation. I might answer.
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

Aw man, really?
We're going to see that on Friday.

The last film I watched was called Time Crimes. It's ace. It's a Spanish kind of sci fi film. I'd suggest people watch it and avoid reading about it or seeing any trailers for it cos it'll ruin it for you.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

Really.
I honestly wanted to like it, but it was just a mess. A lot of the action was borrowed from the other 3 films. Especially a fight towards the end.
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

well really,
there have been enough films made already, really, haven't there? All filming should stop, and we should just splice together bits of films that have already been made. High-speed chase? Use some Ben Hur. Bar scene? Bit of Casablanca. Heroine punches hero some time prior to kissing him? Indiana Jones. etc.
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vladimir, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

also there have been quite enough posts on /talk. we should restrict ourselves to only posting links to posts already in existence, in order to say what we have to say
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vladimir, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

Like in Bullitt
where they splice in the same fucking bit of the car chase NINE TIMES*, just from different camera angles. You cunts.

*alright, it was probably only five, but the point remains
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

it was at least 400 times. San Fransicso isn't that big. They would've been half way to Mexico
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vladimir, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

We should go see Drag Me To Hell next week.

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Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

you know what's a really great film?
Hellboy 2

man, I hope they make another Hellboy film
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

eh?
That's either blunt sarcasm or your meds have taken hold.
Either way, what the dick?
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Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

I've not seen the 3rd one,
I saw the trailer for Salvation though and it looked quite good. Oh well.

Pizza Hut are doing Terminator pizzas. "Salvation from hunger." FFS.
It's ostensibly just pepperoni and onion.

The last film I saw was the new Star Trek. I liked it a lot.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

they should have called it "terminator of salivation" or summat

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spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

has it got vin diesel in it?

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

It may as well have.

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

i resent that.
that vin diesel, he's never made a shit film in his life.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

Never made a good one either.

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

Pitch Black isn't a bad film.

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

Touche.

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)

yer
and the pacifier
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

That film is quite amusing

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)

I quite liked chronicles of Riddick.
You gonna kill me with yer tea coop.

*whack, slam*

*dead guard*

*place sardine tin key on ledge*

*guards shuffle out*
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)

^This.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

Apart from all those awful, awful films

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

I hate myself, but I think I love him

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

in XXX.......to die for...so hot

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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

~~hot~~ BALD
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

receding hairlines are such a turn on

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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

I can't remember the last film I saw
It was possible Dark Knight
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magnum, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

The last film I saw was...
Night at the museum as it was tv the other day. I am so behind in films, but that's not really new.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

If you get the chance, see Night At The Museum 2 in the cinema.
It's very good.
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

Oh FFS
I take back my apprehension about Terminator now then. Night At The Museum 2: The Klumps.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)

I have no idea what you mean.

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

Oh Karl, you card.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

has it got Jar Jar Binks in it?

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

Yes.

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)

has it got Keanu Reeves in it?

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

No

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

all films should feature Keanu Reeves and Jar Jar Binks
Schindler's List would have been ace with those two
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

Jew Jew Binks?

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)

yeah sure, why not

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

When is a door door not a door door?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)

Oh you terrible fucker.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

Emma

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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)

I really don't know what the last one was.

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

Freaky Friday
the good version
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scott,, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

Saw Star Trek last week, which I liked very much.
I'm looking forward to any and all sequels they produce.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)

yes,
it is most entertaining, and very well done. Especially in the little details. There's this bit near the end where Kirk is just standing there, and he's got Shatner's posture exactly right. He must have practised it for ages.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)

He was excellent at being Kirk.
Zachary Quinto was excellent aswell. And hot.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)

Also
Karl Urban was AWESOME as Bones.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)

Yes,
as soon as he made his entrance and uttered his first line, it was obvious who he was.
I thought Simon Pegg was the weakest one. His acting was fine, but he just didn't look right. The original Scotty was very masculine looking, whereas Pegg is a weak-chinned nerd boy.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

Good point.
He was a hell of a lot better at the accent than the original one, though.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)

I don't remember the original one clear enough to say,
but he was Canadian. Pegg is very good at accents.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

Yes, he is.
The original was fucking shocking, really bad.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

Oh well,
he'd been mixing with foreigners in Starfleet for a long time by then.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

It was almost convincing if you'd never heard a real Scottish person,
and didn't notice that the accent jumped at random between Edinburgh, Dublin and North America.

That said, I used to have a teacher whose accent switched between Texan and cockney every few words, so it was not totally implausible.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

I once went to a lecture by a guy from Bradford
who'd been lecturing in the States for most of his professional career. That was kind of weird and confusing.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)

Oh yes, he really was excellent.
Also, Uhura was HOT. Did her and Spock get it on in the original series? Also, how fucking ancient is Leonard Nimoy, he looks about 100.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

Kirk and Uhura was the first inter-racial kiss on television.
It got complaints.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

I knew they did, but I didn't know she got it on with Spock.
Spock is a lot hotter than Kirk.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

this film is an alternative timeline to the original series,
so anything could have happened in it, really.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

Oh yeah, duh.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

*wikis this*
haha
"At one point during negotiations, the idea was brought up of having Spock kiss Uhura instead, but William Shatner insisted that they stick with the original script"
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

Haha, I bet he did.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

The man's a PROFESSIONAL

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

He sure is.
An example to all young Hollywood starlets.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)

Star Trek in the cinema, it was fucking ace.
We watched the Wedding Crashers on the telly the other day, it's quite amusing.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)

Disappointing, they should have left it at three. Or two.

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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

Can't remember the last film I saw,
but I did see "The Time Element", the original pilot of The Twilight Zone, and was impressed. A very engaging, thought-provoking bit of telly, despite its datedness and huge glaring plot hole.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

Oh dear.
I still would like to see it.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)

I've signed up for Last.FM
There. Another titbit from the JMG emporium.
What's to do?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)

Embrace me, JMG.

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

I'm listening to NEW MUSIC.
It's interesting on the ears.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

Hi, I'm Jonathan from Spotify.
TEACH ME YOUR WAYS.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

drill a hole in a watermelon

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

Gilbert Gottfried was on STERN yesterday.
It was hilarious and racist.
Like Aberdeen, but funny.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

I don't know who that is
did he invent the printing press or something?
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJPVQHdpFbk
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

This is the perfect telling:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnbHGmd8XNE&feature=related
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

bore surely
unless you own some pretty mahoosive drill bits
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chuff monkey I AM him, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

THANK YOU CAPTAIN VERB CORRECTOR

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

haha
gutted
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

DON'T YOU START

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

CHASE ME FRANK

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

ONLY IF I CAN PUT IT IN YOU

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

AGAIN?

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

YES
WE'LL BE LIKE FRIZ AND THAT FAT BIRD HE BOFFED
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

I WAS THINKING MORE PETE AND JORDAN :((((

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)

~~PETE AND JORDAN~~ SEXFACE AND GONZO
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

What's to say he doesn't just have a really thin penis?

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

I'm hung like a fucking AUBERGINE

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

So anyway
my Take That tickets arrived today. GET IN. A week today I'll be being crushed in a throng of thirty and forty something women all trying to shag Gary Barlow. Other than that, I'm quite excited about seeing them.

Good day? I'm barefoot and awaiting my tea. OM NOM NOM.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

OH INTERNET!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

As a fat chick
I reserve the right to discuss tea and food at any given time.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)

JMG, CRISIS!
I'm out of Tea bags.

How do I solve this, the JMG way?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

I'm not a huge tea/coffee man.
But in times of need I've always got the HONDA on the drive.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

as long as you ask your mum's permission to borrow it.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

Of course.
Now. Saying Mr T isn't mine is VERY offensive. On the internet.
:(
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

Forum banter, no offense.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

go and buy more tea?

(starwars mcguinness is now... STARWARS McGUINNESS, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

That's not a very special way to get more tea.
Plus i have no cash and the nearest shop is a pikey shop that I don't want to use my card in.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

do you have a sawn off shotgun?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

Drink a decent drink
Or buy more?
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

What's a decent drink?
If you suggest anything caffine free or alcoholic I swear to god I'll go to scotland on saturday and break you.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)

I was going to say coffee
Why would you want to break me?
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

because of what I thought you were going to suggest.
Coffee has the same problem as tea, I have none.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

IRN BRU

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

I have Irn Bru ice lollies from Morrisons.
Though they're called Iron Brew lollies. I've not had one yet.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

WANT

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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

i saw robbie at knebworth
and witnessed a grown fucking woman stand there and piss herself.
i fucked off to the beer tent.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

Oh Lord :(
At Glastonbury I was waiting to watch Nick Cave in the pissing down rain. The ground was muddy as fuck. I looked around and saw a goth chick pull down her drawers and take a piss right there in the mud. Grim times.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)

as a gyppo i dont mind copping a squat when the situation calls
but ffs get a bush. i really dont want to see pissy jeans and minges.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

I do

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

I'm looking forward to seeing Nick Cave next month
He better be good.
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magnum, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

He was one of the best things I saw at Glastonbury.
Him (and The Bad Seeds), Ben Folds Five, Mansun, Robbie Williams, Fatboy Slim and Ultrasound. That's about it.

/Blue Star teenage years blog
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

I prefer Ronan Keating,.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

Oh MoT
*ruffles your hair*
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

I'm off to buy wine.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)

Yay,
I have vodka and orange awaiting me.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

^this

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scott,, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

^not this

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broadsword, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

I just ate my bodyweight in pasta.

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)

Fatty

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.
WHERE IS INTERNETLAWYERMAN?
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

Good man.
I hope it wasn't just plain pasta. That'd be dead dull.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

Hell to the no.
Pasta bolognaise bake with tons of cheese and home made chips. Laaaavly.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

Pasta and chips?
Super fatty *sticks out tongue*
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)

Double carbohydrate tastic!

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

VISCERAL FAT FIVE!

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

I walked 8 miles up and down hills.
I have beer.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)

YAY

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

I am so jealous
My day was ok, but mainly because there are only 2 more working day left this week.

/rubbish week blog
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)

Daw :(
*rubbish internet hugs*
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

You're hugging me while waving the tickets in my face, aren't you?
One of my workmates is going to the Glasgow one. I hate her too. Although I'm also very tempted to just steal her tickets.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

I might not be a nice person
but I'd never do that. I had people do that to me about Latitude so I know how shit a thing it is to do.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)

Hehe ok
*watches you suspiciously* Hope you have a great time anyway! :)
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

I bought a ticket to see Rhod Gilbert today
Fucking ace.
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magnum, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)

He's ace.
I think he's playing Warwick Arts. I'll have to enquire.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

I'm a bit shouty today.

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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)

WHY'S THAT, LADY?

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

The boss is being quite.....stupid.

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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

I'm going to see Tim Minchin in September, and Tom McRae in October.
I am full of the glee.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

Hurrah.
I'm seeing Take That next week, Oasis next month, The Cribs in October and a-ha in November. YES
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

I'm seeing Tim in September as well
Should be good, only saw him by chance at last year's Latitude festival.
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magnum, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

I'm assuming you're going to Norwich?
Where do you park for stuff like that? /dull question
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magnum, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

We're going to Cambridge :)

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

Ah, of course.

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magnum, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

My tea will be ready for the start of Springwatch.
The bats and stoats yesterday were ACE. I hope they've got more long-eared bats tonight.
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Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

FF is making me jambalaya.
OM NOM NOM
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

Mmmmm Gary Barlow.
I am drinking gin, waiting for the boys and our friends to get back to the pub so we can have hotdogs and more gin and a nice chilled evening.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

Howard Donald FTW

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

does anyone remember
the link in the newsletter to the people who discovered how to remove the UV yellowing from plastic and published the mixture? I need it and google and b3ta search both come up blank - fail :(
(TheHorseWithSteelFrame Self-referencing comment in the third person, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)

Hello

(Bend over Beethoven, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

I hate you so much.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

Everyone loves music
Especially in the bedroom.

Say yes to safe sex.
(Bend over Beethoven, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

Jonathan doesn't say that,
the MTV lady does.

IMPOSTER
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)

BASTARD

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ArthurTheRat, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)

You MOTHER FUCKER.

(

it was only a few weeks ago,
just go through them one at a time, it shouldn't take that long.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

~~weeks~~ months
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CowJam, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

whatever.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

Yes
I remember that
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CowJam, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

remember it?
it made me the man i am today!
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Lightguy hail satan, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)

consistently shite man?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)

terrible bullying

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Lightguy hail satan, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)

I don't read the newsletter.
It's consistently shite.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)

yeah, i only read /talk
consistently high quality
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well, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)

Everything on the internet is at least a bit shit.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

I suppose
"does anyone remember the URL for it, who is also predisposed to tell me" would, in hindsight, have been a better question.
(TheHorseWithSteelFrame Self-referencing comment in the third person, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)

That was the best link in a newsletter that I'd seen in a while,
so I took a photo of it to put in my internet scrapbook.

I've lost the scrapbook though, so I can't help you.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

I can't help with that but I can offer you a coffee if you like?

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broadsword, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

Why, it's almost like it's the second link on the first search I performed!
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=b3ta+newsletter+plastic+discolouration&btnG=Search&meta=

You're obviously just shit.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

I'm going to come to your house and dance round naked, spraying a joyous stream of urine across your living room carpet

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

Anyone else using spotify?
How long does it take for the adverts to start advertising things you might actually want?

It keeps advertising safe sex and everyone knows I'm a virgin :(
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)

well you can't get much safer than that.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)

no idea
it seems to advertise more at peak time though
(TheHorseWithSteelFrame Self-referencing comment in the third person, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)

I've not tried it
do you need an invite to get on there? If so, who wants to give me one?
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broadsword, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)

It's open to everyone now

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)

No invite needed.
Just google Spotify. That's what I did.

Sorry, how rude of me, SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR COCK
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)

Ta, I'll do that
RIGHT UP your CLUNGE
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broadsword, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)

Hello internet. Here's your chance.
Do something hilarious.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)

Is your mum a clown?

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Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)

*invites you to tomorrow evening's barbecue*

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)

can you move it to friday evening and invite me?
I promise to make a scene.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)

I'm afraid not.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)

I'm just going to leave this here before I depart.
Eh?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)

lolololegless

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broadsword, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)

+ cheers

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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)

He's a HERO.

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Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)

why didn't they just fold the cunt?

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)

reminds me of the time my dad bought my mum a birthday card at the very last minute,
and then got home and realised he'd picked up the wrong envelope.
(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)

Oh no
What did he do?
(

Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)

he just stuck his finger in and ripped the side open,
and left the card poking out. My mum was not amused, at all.
(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)

*clicks 'I Like This' for out of context japery*

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Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)

Just after I'd written that, I thought,
"out of context, that's going to look really weird."
So I posted it.
(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)

At time the phrase 'wtf' has been used in error on this great and noble internet
I feel that its use here is fully deserved

www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-pYuPoRArE

WTF?
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)

the guy's got a point, I reckon.

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)

He be trippin'
I think
(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)

I think its just the way his trousers hang

(

broadsword, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)

And if that isnt your cup of tea
Perhaps a clown funeral will
(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)

That picture is splendid

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broadsword, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)

Did loads of clowns come out of the coffin?

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)

hahahahaha

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)

Clowns.
Clowns are cunts.
(

Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)

the lid & the sides fell off as they were trying to lower it into the grave

(

broadsword, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)

pfft!
i'm going to have nightmares about that now
(

spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

That is wonderful.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

You just broke my computer

(

Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)

And what have we learned?

(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)

Never to click on any links you post

(

Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)

i don't get it

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)

haaaaaater

(

Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)

Fuck yes
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8080777.stm

Most annoying mp quits,

hopefully her whiney voice will no longer be in the news.

Why am I still at work?
edit: I'm not at work anymore.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

In other news: 49 port USB Hub anyone?
www.cambrionix.com/CBRX49PH001A/49Port_USB-2_Hub_CBRX49PH001A_DocRev2-03.pdf
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

If it was a green board
with white sticks, it would also function as a model graveyard.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)

Ha!

(

Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

Then you'd need the USB Ghost Radar.
No, I am not joking.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

*looks this up*
I wonder if it would be able to detect the Ghost of Wolrige Road.
(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)

Not in a long time.

(

Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT
then I want 49 USB drives
then I want to stop being such a geek
(

CowJam, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)

That woman always looked like she was proud of her double chin

(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

God she's so annoying,
I bet people voted for her just to stop her coming round there houses every election.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

where houses?

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)

there houses, white man use choo choo, buffalo all gone

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mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

*points across road* there

(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)

oh, there their are they?
I didn't no wear they where
(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)

my brain hurts

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)

You make language FUN!

(

Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)

damn,
stupid me
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)

ive just got back from coventry and found i left my iron on.
i left at 8am yesterday :\
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

Haha, dose.
Is it burned out?
(

Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

it still works
i dunno why they let me live on my own
(

rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)

Haha
I think tonight will be a wine night. What colour, though?
(

Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

green

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

Hmm, intriguing.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)

Red, white & rosé
a couple of bottles of each
some charlie up the nosé
& half a bottle of bleach
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broadsword, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)

they usually turn themselves on and off throughout the day,
but expect a big electricity bill.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)

:(

(

rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

Oh right.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)

dunno, i've just got in, then i'm going out, great times
poor SSG, i will raise a glass to him tonight and send him the bill as he owes me a pint
(

mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)

:(

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)

i was only kidding, you've been through enough today with out me sending you a bill for £2.75
be brave, i belive together, online, using the power of a great forum we can all help you beat this, or not, no offence
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mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)

i think it's spread to my bowel.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

i don' really have any formal or informal training in the cancer field i'm afraid so i'm not sure if that is a good or a bad thing, sorry
great
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mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

Is it wise to ask what you are talking about?

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)

PERHAPS IF YOU WASN'T SO WRAPPED UP IN YOU YOU'D SHOW SOME FUCKING COMPASION
I HATE YOU
(

mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)

*massive sadface*

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)

sorry, i'm just so angry, it is so unfair

(

mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)

this just makes things all the more difficult to deal with.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

don't worry forum poster chum, we are rooting for you, and when it happens, i mean if, not when, that day if there is a day, which there won't be i'm going to ask the mods to make it ssg day
all threads will be posted by you, all day lovely old posts you've made, and we will sit at our pc's laughing and crying and missing you,

remembrance times :(((
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mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

hopefully that day will never come!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)

Did you forget to leave?
I agreed to change my holiday dates today. I'm starting to think that might have been a bad idea.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)

Fucking hell
gangusinternet.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/e2/e2298b1f2f1d27a787ebdca75aee0099d053023b.jpg
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)

haha,
he's disabled. point and laugh at the spacker.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)

What a spacker cunt.

(

Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

man, I must be slow today. Everyone is beating me to the punch :S

(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

There's punch?
Do want.
(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

I like the fact that he's got a numberplate, showing that he's disabled.
in the mind.
(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)

Indeed.
The bumper stickers do that for him, though.
(

Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

if the USA flag didn't get there first.
lol Americans are thick
(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)

lol i no

(

Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)

There is also a rogue apostrophe in there.
WHAT A CUNT.
(

Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)

Where's that then?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

Second one in from the right, at the top.
I think it says 'center's for muslim faggots'
(

Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)

Eagle eyes

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)

Yeah. My up close vision is really good,
but I can't see the telly without glasses.
(

Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)

let's roll!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

He seems like a fun guy!

(

Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

there be photoshop afoot in that imagine
i'm calling shenanigans
(

mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)

The 'Allah was a pig, Mohammed was a monkey' one looks shopped.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)

it's all shopped, funny tho

(

mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

They're all shopped.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

:(((((

(

Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

Awww, he has a spotty bum:
www.barnbuddy.net/gallery2/d/16265-2/DSC06896.JPG
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)

Did they run out of horse paint?

(

BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

He's changing colour, he'll be all spotty when he grows up.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

I bought prawns.

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

I bought Skips.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

Prawn?

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

Is there another flavour?

(

Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)

Do I remember beef flavour?
I don't know, now.
(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)

I didn't think there was.
I dunno, though.
(

Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

You can get bacon flavour
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skips_(snack)
and cheese flavour and once there was a pickled onion flavour.
(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

Ah, I vaguely remember the bacon ones.
I don't think I've ever eaten them, though.
(

Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)

Jogger's Cunt flavour

(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

Oh no, that WAS prawn. Nevermind.

(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

I bought cannabis beer.

(

broadsword, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

Photos or it's not true.

(

Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

I shall be cooking prawns shortly
in a jambalaya.
(

FoldsFive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)

Prawn curry tomorrow morning!

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

Silly girl, prawn is free on the internet
you just go to youprawn.com/ and watch as much as you like.

Warning, that site has not been tested by me and may be NSFW if it even exists.
(

Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

it does actually exist,
but it's not particularly exciting.
(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)

What a shame
I'd have been tempted to register it and fill it with sexy decapod videos.
(

Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

FUCK MY AUNT IN THE EYE.
HAHAHAHAHA!
(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

Have you not got dragged off by the men in white coats yet?

(

Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

I seriously think he's gone mental.

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

wibble wibble
my bum is a fish lol
(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

Great. How whacky.

(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/2460136
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

hahaha!

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

He's a nut.
He's crazy in the coconut.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

That boy needs therapy.

(

BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

goblin.gonetoosoon.org/
:-(((
(

Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

what is this bullying?
i have pancreatic cancer you know.
(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

DEAR INTERNET USER
Are you being BULLIED ON THE INTERNET?
INTERNETLAWYERMAN can help.

I am a specialist INTERNETATTORNEY dealing in:
*cliques
*pandering
*terrible bullying
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

PLEASE HELP INTERNETLAWYERMAN

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

DEAR INTERNET USER
I now act as your ADVOCATE ONLINE
I have GAZZED AN IMPORTANT DOCUMENT TO THE PLAINTIF.

I await a responce from his INTERNETCOUNSEL
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

I'm gonna fart in court.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

this sounds promising.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

DEAR INTERNET USER
I will happily gaz you a COPY
If you require.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

PLEASE DO!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

Wait.
Are you bullying me?
(

Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

Plaintiff has 2 fs.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

And response doesn't have a c in it.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

So internetlawyerman cannot spell?
GONZO!
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

who do we know who can't spell?
Edit: apart from gonzo
(

well, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

Unfortunately, a substantial portion of b3ta.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

and it should be claimant.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

hahaha

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

This is the best thing ever.

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

you should see the genuine condolences from other people on the site.
:(
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

Yeah, reading them makes it seem like quite a twattish thing to do.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

listen, i didn't do it alright.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

I never said you did,
that was directed at whoever did make it.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

i don't know who did :(

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

Hahahahaha.
Wait what, 2007?
(

BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

i've been ill for a while
:(
(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

Have a testicle removed.
It worked for Lance Armstrong.
(

BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

The thing is shit stirring never gets old.

(

Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

Does tea taste worse if you let it cool by a window?

(

Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

Yes.
BECAUSE I PISS IN IT, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

This'll save me pennies on milk!

(

Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

[penis milk based strikethrough]

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

BALDMONKEY STANCE!

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

baldmonkey stazi

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

Does anyone know baldmonkey offline?
Has he actually turned mental?
(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

I'm wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky
wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky
(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

It seems more like he's just being an attention seeking cunt after realising that his shitty podcast was in fact shit.

(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

YEAH.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

No really mate.
It was painfully bad.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

I'm not saying this for attention mind.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

I realised this about 30 seconds into the first one he did.
I gave him no encouragement but maybe he thinks longevity will make it popular. Like Last Of The Summer Wine or something.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

He looks like the offspring you'd get if he went forward a bit in time, raped Comma, and turned out to be his own dad.
This paradox means he gets more inbred by the second.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

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