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GOOD MORNING SAUSAGES!

(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)
i enjoy my balls
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19822
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)
SIX AND TWO....
clickerty duck
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)
six and two, supermatts ideal child love sandwich

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
Ha.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
I'll not do 88
it may upset some folk on here. Happy forum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
Seven and nine, Mykey's BMI.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
THREE AND SIX, YOU'RE ALL DICKS.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
ON ITS OWN, YOU AT A PARTY

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
haha, quality.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
Legs eleven *wolf whistles*
On it's own, number one, Heather Mills.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
TWO AND THREE, POO AND WEE.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
you're so mature
but it's making me suppress giggles in the office
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
Morning Mr Rik

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
MICHAEL

(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
Who have you porked now?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
DEWSBURY

(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
All of it?
Brave man.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)
given that includes my 94 year old Grandma
I'll fucking say. And my Aunt and Uncle, for that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)
I'm just imaging SikRik sneaking up behind someone
and dumping a bowl of chops onto their head.

it's SO much better than the alternative
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)
That'd be offal.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
Alright darlin'
Who's got a kiss for Grandma?
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
of shoes? everybody, i reckon

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
I hope he keeps his eyes open when he kisses
I want those big orbs looking at me RIGHT IN THE EAR
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
NO LIPS

(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)
Morning!
I am absolutely but not unashamedly addicted to farm town on Facebook :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
FAIL

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
I know
but meh fuck it, it kills some time. I could be really annoying and send requests to all my mates but I don't, I only send them to friends who are equally as sad as me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)
FARM FAIL

(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)
I'm gloriously sunshiney
and excitable today.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
it's really miserable here
I am very jealous of your take that tickets.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
Don't be jealous of the tickets
be jealous of me. I'm the one seeing them. It's very VERY exciting indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
I LOVE THEM MORE :(

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)
Well not that much or you'd have got some tickets

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)
*aeroplanes you*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
i genuinely want to do this. you'd look so funny.

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
pick you up by one arm and one leg and spin round
you have to go 'wheeeeeee' or it's not as fun
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
I thought it might be that.
WWHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
WAAARRRGAAARRRBBL

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
*shoots you with hose*

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
she's flipped!
bundle her!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
*joins in bundle*
*forgets to mention, he is the fat one who always gets asthma attacks and farts when nervous*
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
i haven't been in a bundle in ages
i usually have to be near the bottom so i don't kill anyone
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived) 

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(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived) 



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                           DG ((((((

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
DG?
You're watermarking your ascii now?
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
nope, she's a DG fan
that's a tattoo
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
Good morning.
I just had a very fine prawn curry.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
FOR BREAKFAST?!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)
it's the most important meal of the day.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)
fuck your sausages
the following precautions are system specific operational considerations that must be closely followed.
failure to follow these precautions may result in personnel injury or equipment damage.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
You know, Mr T studied percussion at university
He got a BA Maracas.

Or something.

Shit joke thread.
(__, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)
I am a fan of Friz.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)
BNP, Conservative or UKIP.
Where do we think Mykey's vote is going, today?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
It's OK.
He can't see any of this.
We may as well all hedge bets on the big man.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
What are the odds he'll vote for JMG?

(__, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
Fair.
I'm incredibly popular to the North, and have made huge gains in to the heart of fatty politics.
I've lied about free chips. It's won me many votes.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
TRUE JMG STORY.
I was voted "Prime Minister" at school one year after I promised an option on attending assembly.
I never delivered. I didn't care. Popularity, see?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
^ I VALIDATE THIS STORY!

(likeajackhammer, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)
They've never had an election since.
I think I technically still hold the title.
*Fists on hips*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

l r

LOL LOL LOL !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)
ROFLBONK0N!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)
But surely to the voters of Aberdeen
you're a soft southerner, lounging in balmy weather ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
You simply wave a banana under their nose and they do tricks for you...

(likeajackhammer, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
Did you mean this as a reply to this :
www.b3ta.com/talk/6197555
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)
*hand-on-side-of-face SHOCK*

(likeajackhammer, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
EVARDLOLMUNCH !

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
oo-er missus!
*comedy noise*
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
Goatworrier!
CHIPS! They'll do anything for chips!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)
Deep fried chocolate chips in crispy cholesterol batter ?
N-to the motherfrotting-YOM !
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)
Mr T's favourite yoghurt is Petit Filous

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)
"A Petis Filous"

(__, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
Nah he prefers two or three of them at a time

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)
Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella with him?
Fo' drizzle.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
what's brown and rhymes with snoop?
dr dre
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)
Almost a whole year since!
SPOOKY
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)
zoinks!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)
I was actually more linking for the other snoop jokes.
It's not my fault you repeat yourself repeat yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)
A-Team joke
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/39915/1221559746/Aidsteam.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
Is it "Blaxploitation Thursday" again ?

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
Sure is
you jive turkey
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)
MOFO !

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)
Now im going to have to watch mystery men again.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
Mind ma threads, sistah

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)
You've got to SASS it.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
A turkey is a bad person.

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)
DAAAYUM!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
I'm doing a website for A POLOLITICAL PARTY IN N.IRELAND
for a laugh I changed the tagline to "I pity the fool that don't want no united Ireland"

I'd best change it back before i forget

(ps: it's not live yet)
(likeajackhammer, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)
YES!
I fully approve the work you've put in over there.
Send my best regards to my fans in Ireland.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
Are they a bit shooty ? A bit "blowy-uppy"
You know, the sort of Irish politics that goes "IF YOU DONT AGREE WITH US WE'LL DRESS UP IN BLACK AND SHOOT YOUR MOTHER" sort of thing ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
Do you like wearing balaclavas? then we need you for the irish goverment
waving guns optional
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
I left a 1x1px Here Be Dragons easter egg on a Flash map I did years ago
Then came to add Ireland to it and forgot about it, and in all the resizing and jigging it became a 10x10px button in the middle of the Irish Sea. Needless to say it was the new Irish company that found it and complained.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
there's NO way that will end
with you on your knees on some waste ground and a pistol at the back of your head. No chance, they're well known for their ability to take political jokes, these Norn Micks.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)
I think it's time for everyone to get rnuk-y.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)
Spangolin walks under a bar

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)
A seal walks into a club

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
HAHAHAA! Travelling JMG!
Moan quickly, fatties!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
I hate you JMG

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
I heard you were on block briefly because a girl wanted it.
I stood up against such things, I'll have you know.

/edit
By block I mean banned, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
I heard this as well
I posted on my secret Wormulus forum to see if it was true.
It was not.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
Then I heard that I was in prison.
I never really appeciated how you must feel on a day to day basis.
The lies! Why internet? WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
Is it you that has cancer and is dying ?

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
no that's sir baldgamesh broke-butter

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
Good
I hate that cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
Yes, I'm having Chemo
hence my baldness and inablity to work.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
Does it make you LOLFAT too ?
I hear they have a world class centre for such activities.

IN ABERDEEN !
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)
The reason that I have cancer is becuase I am so heavy
becuase the only meal they serve in Aberdeen is Cholesterol.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
Can I just say I really liked that photo you posted on twitter from the b4sh.
It's how I imagine all b4shes.
I applauded it whilst hoping you'd know I approve.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
I was thinking of you when I posted it.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
I'd like to think you got up and left that area as quickly as possible.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)
i can't belive you sad shower of shit spastics find this funny, this is our online forum user friend dying, you sicken me
cunts the lot of you
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
I think more of us should die in a tragic manner
a few suicides, the odd hideous yachting accident, Cancer, AIDS, Malaria.

you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
You'll find you were probably away collecting dole or suchlike.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
I heard you offered to get stuck right up her
for £4.99 or less.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
Did you hear on the internet?
If so, it's almost certainly TRUTH.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
where are you travelling?
is this a JMG TOUR?!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
playing at major venues ALL OVER THE COUNTRY

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
tshirt sales were going splendidly until they ran out of XXXL

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
At least the fans were buying 3 seat tickets just to accomodate one person.
Oh sorry, 4 seats. They need the spare to keep all their snacks on.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
It's ALL kicking off.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
the building i do the management of has no power, i love it, excitement
no cunts computers work or phones except mine, lol, i hope it's a major fault with the incoming supply, rolf
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
Where and how are you travelling?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
How do you travel ON THE DOLE ?

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
Quickly and on the back of internet unrest!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
HURRAH
You may borrow my special "BALDNESS COMB" if you like, than you can imagine yourself with a number of stylish hairstyles you have not the means to wear.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
online photoshop
in the newsletter aegis ago their was a link to an online photoshop like app. i don't suppose anyone remembers the link?
(pigeonmeat is tasty and nutritious, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)
Im afraid not
Hopefully another forum user can help you.

Be advised though that you may get some hostility for your post from the mouth breathers on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
Being nice to nubs is the future
I shall call it 'flapjacking'
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
can i still follow online peoples opinions of me?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
You may

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
yes, i remember

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
googled 'online photoshop app'
second result
www.pixlr.com/app/
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
This is some excellent flapjacking.
Yes.

*pat on back*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
it won't last if i don't get a thank you

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
THANK YOU

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
YOU'RE WELCOME LIVERLIPS

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
liver tastes goooood. it's pretty much the only offal i eat.... unless you count haggis.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
actually, i have enjoyed haggis in the past
i just don't like fried liver or kidneys
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
when i say i like liver i mostly like onion gravy and bacony bits - and liver does a good job of padding it out a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
THANKS ^_^
your like my favorite google bot ever
(pigeonmeat is tasty and nutritious, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)
this will have to do!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
My fucking face hurts post dentist
Teeth are shit, they should be made better or we should shed them every ten years and grow new ones. Fingernails have the right idea.

LOLCANCER !
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)
The only filling i have is my fatness
lolfat *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:42, archived)
LOL PIE FILLING !

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:43, archived)
could have done that better
"the only fillings i'm interested are steak & kidney, etc"

that kind of thing
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)
That would have been comedy gold
You've missed a trick there. Perhaps you could have mentioned the town in which he lives for extra comedy sheen?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)
the steak is aberdeen angus beef

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)
Best pie filling is Steak & Onion with Red Wine and Thyme Gravy.
Fuck offal. Fuck it up the fucking arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)
If ever you are around these parts I will take you to Stanforth's butchers and celebrated pie shop
A warm pork pie with the jelly all running out is the stuff of salty dreams.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)
yeah, i don't eat organs
steak & onion is best. i wouldn't pollute it with kidneys
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)
Not what I heard dude.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)
fucking hell
i can't believe that took 41 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
Your technique needs some work.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)
i want to make a liver pie.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)
blarg!
oh binky, why must you test our friendship like this?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
i had chicken livers for the first time last night.
I LIKED THEM.

also, lamb's liver: mmmmmmmm delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)
kidneys, though: no WAY can they wash out all the wee

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)
*wees on your shoe*
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
I'M WEARING FLIPFLOPS YOU DICK.
*hops to bathroom and puts foot under tap*
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)
Smooth
You've done this before
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)
I hate fingernails,
I'm pro-claw.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:43, archived)
Long fingernails on men is wronger than a vole in a nightie.
It's bad enough on women...
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)
soo....I shouldn't show you how long my fingernails are then?
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)
You could do, I'd just dismiss you offhand

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)
Shan't.
Don't feel like it now.
/sniffs.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)
how would anybody live a normal life
with this ?
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
and presumably you hate teeth because you're pro beak?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)
I'm pro beak-with-teeth.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

mushroom.nosox.org/b3ta/gooseteeth.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)
Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
HONK HONK CHOMP CHOMP
i was actually looking for a better picture than that but couldn't find it
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
i bite my fingernails.
if my teeth grew like fingernails, WITH WHAT WOULD I BITE THEM?
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)
I dont know binky
I just dont know

*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)
you could hack them off with your elbow axe

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)
it's obvious love,
you wouldn't bite them - you'd pick at them the way people do at their nails!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)
ugh, who picks at nails? GROSS.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)
you shed your fingernails every ten years?
it would be horrible if teeth grew like fingernails and you had to cut them or file them down

GAH
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)
This is a fair point
I think the shedding idea is the way forward. It frustrates me that these "eggheads" have not yet figured out how to reprogram genes and make us all live forever in perfect health.

COME ON EGGHEADS ! Stop being virgin cunts and get on with your fucking work ! I want to stop ageing before I'm totally decrepid !
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)
no no no, you've got it all wrong, man
they've already worked out cures, etc for all these things
but 'The Man' keeps it secret so we'll all be forced to pay for dentists etc. IT'S A CONSPIRACY
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)
Oh yes
Damn them and their never-blunt razor blades !
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)
I had a bastard of a toothache a couple of months ago.
As I'm self employed, it would have cost me £550 to get it sorted so I pulled the fucker out myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)
Now stop that!
I went to the emergency dentist at the hospital. Cost me £16 and I got a shit load of opiates to wash it down too.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)
You're all man

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)
*checks*
yup
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)
Fuck me
So much for the NHS
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)
There is no NHS for teeth unless you are
a. dolescum
b. new to the country
c. a politician
d. a dentist.

Well that is fact around here anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)
Still £550 sounds a bit steep
I paid £16.50 for an emergency filling. The highest price they quoted on their "menu" was £198 for root canal work or some shit like that. I'm sure they would have pulled you off for £48.75
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)
My dad who is 90 had to pay £65 for a check up.
He really need a new set of false ones for the top but that will cost a bomb. I get pulled off by the inmates at the young disturbed offenders home.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)
£65 for a check up?
Where the hell do you live?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)
Cambridgeshire

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)
I pay £10 a month
and I can have whatever treatment is necessary done to my teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)
fuck teeth man, fuck them right in the ear

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)
teeth man, rubbish superhero

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)
Disolve them out
It's a right laugh. Honest. Anyway, bollocks to your teeth, I'm off to view a new house this morning, this is far more exciting.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)
LOL HOUSING ASSOCIATION

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)
We're not posh enough for those around here

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)
LOL HUNTING ROUND THE BACK OF CURRYS FOR A FRIDGE SIZED CARDBOARD BOX TO LIVE IN BECAUSE YOU ARE A FUCKING POV

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)
They should think themselves lucky I'm not a Pole
Turning up in small town England, filling their houses with foxy bints.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)
You should come over here.
If you look out of our bedroom window, and hold your head at a jaunty angle, you can view all the houses in the cul-de-sac at once.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)
But, once they enter your bedroom, they're trapped forever for all eternity.
DON'T DO IT BOGUS IT'S A TRAP!
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)
Wow
Sounds just like Rome or something. You can see cobbles, medieval barns converted into shops, a hexagonal shop selling heads and some dawdling pensioners if you look out of here.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)
selling HEADS!?

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)
Yeah
Stone ones for the tourists. They look like gurners.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)
Oh right.
I imagined a stall with a load of spikes with heads dripping blood down them, with a rather distubing looking gentelman of the sands bartering for a good price. Aaaaand I'm spent now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
no dear
me actually passing my chemistry exam well when I was convinced I'd failed - THAT is exciting. For me at least.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)
We've gone through this before
I've just realised I was thinking in my dad voice. Sorry.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)
My fingernails are too long, I haven't played my guitar in over two weeks.
Although it's nice to have girly hands for a bit.

Teeth are odd buggers. My wisdom teeth have been coming in bit by bit for about 5 years, and they're still not done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)
Are you Alanis Morrisette ?

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)
Not currently...

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)
I managed to floss some of my filling out once.
That was weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)
some what?
yak droppings?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)
some of her filling
blindy
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)
NEVER!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
Have you ever tried those emergency filling kits you can buy from Boots?
It has clove oil in. Now, there's a tasty treat.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)
Clove oil's meant to be bad for your teeth
does something terrible to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)
It's no good for your gums, that's for sure.
But my pal the dentist recommended it for pain and thirty years of dental experience is good enough for me.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)
Fair enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
no, he's 'The Dentist'
it's his gangster name.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)
I'll tell her of her gender reassignment this afternoon
Cheers.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)
no problem

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
let them all fucking fall out
and then get false ones. why should geriatrics get all the good shit?
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)
I would do
but then how would I eat steak ?

Mashed Potato could still be a winner I suppose, but I'd get fucking bored fucking quickly with soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)
Get titanium implanted ones.
Gangster grills.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)
pay some cunt to chew it first. i'll do it for a fiver.
i'm well good at solving other peoples problems. go on, ask me another one. i bet the answer is LEGGINGS.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)
I want false teeth
But the thought of getting screws into my gum scares me a bit too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)
pussy

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)
It's true :(

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)
I don't mind my teeth
I have no fillings and only had cosmetic work done last year because I'm vain.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)
Morning upsidedowners.
What is the news from your end of the world?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:33, archived)
I'm filming [project] again today
Whoop whoop.
(__, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:35, archived)
Much left to do?

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:37, archived)
A fair bit
My cock is erect
(__, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:38, archived)
GOOD EVENING.

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:35, archived)
Arvo!
How's your day of work been?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:37, archived)
Strewth
Picking up the lingo already (AVRO????)
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:38, archived)
What of it?
:-P
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:40, archived)
Working yet?

(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:41, archived)
Seem to have got casual work with an eye of a full time job with resposibilities.
I'm not planning on leaving anytime soon and feel I can better myself there, if I get the chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:46, archived)
And the weather is much better!
Do they understand your accent?
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:09, archived)
you
this is what I'd be doing right now if I wasn't doing worky things
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:26, archived)
Crimsonish
I've been meaning to try summat like that
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)
wait til it gets the Keith Emerson hammond overdubs
and the Lou Reed vocals

and maybe some Brain May harmony guitar parts
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:36, archived)
I like Hammonds
They sounded effing great through revolving Leslies
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:39, archived)
all too brief
 
wasted half the day having an eye exam and picking new frames
still, it was in work time, and subsidised, so that's nice.

YOURSELF?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:43, archived)
Woke up at half 11, got stoned with my mates.
Repeated.

I really need a job.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:48, archived)
I've decided I don't actually want to rape Britney Spears any more, she's too fucked up
and she'd probably enjoy it, I mean where's the fun in that?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:37, archived)
You stop halfway through and shit in her hair

(__, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:38, archived)
and she'd probably enjoy it, I mean where's the fun in that?

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:42, archived)
I don't know.
I never understood the fascination with britney. She's a bogan.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:39, archived)
ahhhah.

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:42, archived)
This is something that every man must come to realise some day,
but is no less gut-wrenching and sad an event for that.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:49, archived)
fuck all, fuck all, fuck all.
i am lonely today.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:15, archived)
sounds like someone could use a good old-fashioned thump up the knickers

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:18, archived)
I SEE.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:23, archived)
tomorrow i am going to wear my skirts and legwarmers to work, if it is cool enough.
i have decided. i have black tights and a plain vneck jumper and i will wear a little red button hairclip so it will be cute rather than saucy.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:31, archived)
i do like legwarmers.
not enough people wear legwarmers.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)
these fasten to one of the two skirts with BUCKLE STRAPS.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)
:O
FOOTLESS STOCKINGS
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)
i like them.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)
DO YOU? DO YOU SEE? DO YOU?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:31, archived)
I AM GOING TO LISTEN TO JAZZ TONIGHT, IN A PUB

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)
urgh, jazz is horrible
I mean really really horribly horrible
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)
i think that is a silly thing to say because it is sucha wide and varied genre.
i can't think of any musical genre i would say that about.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)
RIGHT NOW I AM LISTENING TO CAKE.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)
no really, it's horrible
all of jazz is horrible and nasty and urgh
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:39, archived)
haha ok then.
I WILL ALSO BE DRINKING.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)
i've just spent the past half hour changing all the mobile phones ringtones in the office
to the fucking popcorn song
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:18, archived)
I would imagine fucking popcorn would leave you with a salty minge

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:24, archived)
my minge has pretty much healed over

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:25, archived)
I am leaving to go teach kids how to play Ultimate Frisbee
and the organiser has put us down in the programme as "Ultimate Frizzbee" I'm assuming he's a "cool dad"

dickface.

laters daters.
(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:18, archived)
Remember to use the word XTREME a lot
Cross your arms pointedly when you say it.
That'll make you look cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:23, archived)
I hate
anything that has the prefix XTREME
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:25, archived)
ARE YOU FRIZ?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)
I have just woken up
thats it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:23, archived)
Hawk the slayer was rubbish.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:24, archived)
not for me
I likes it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:30, archived)
it's no Red Sonja, that's for certain

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)
now that is a bad movie
why on earth they want to remake it is beyond me.

even the lesbo queen in that was crap and she was okay in conan.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)
Everyone in the U.K is dead
apart from me obvs.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:36, archived)
UToL!!!!!1!
*sounds the fanfare*
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)
Especially sir sand goblin
RIP ALWAYS IN R HARTS
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)
legs?
v
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:17, archived)
I'm trying to remember the last time you were funny
I can't, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:21, archived)
I seem to remember an almost identical thread
Yesterday!
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:25, archived)
/talk in "same shit, different day" non-shocker
good morning/evening/whatever there, how's your anus for acne today?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:33, archived)
I found out what blepharitis is today.
 
I feel so much better now that I can put a fancy name to my manky, crusty eyelids.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:35, archived)

lephar alan
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:38, archived)
mmmm, acorn-cock.
some nice pictures of that in google..

no, all is well in the bottom drawer, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:46, archived)
It be afternoons and almost beer time
Anal Acne problem has receded due to excellent orally applied Bonjela to the ring piece by stunning LBFMPBR type nurse!
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:38, archived)
It's all going a bit Syncubus.
All we need now is racism and a cockshot.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:25, archived)
My flatmate drove home drunk last night
What a cunt
(__, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:29, archived)
Did he run into anything?

(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:31, archived)
He managed to park his car so one wheel is on the kerb and the rest of the car is sort of.. in the street
A lot of pissed off drivers manoeuvring around it.

I may wake him the fuck up in a moment
(__, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:32, archived)
tell him he killed someone and doesn't remember it.

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:48, archived)
Well, obviously they don't remember it. They're dead.

(__, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)
i hope sir sand gobln is alright today
why him eh? this is rubbish, why not one of you other shit fuckers, bingo

edit/ any dull cunt who breaks this chevron to ssg is goin to get banned by the mods for being a selfish tedious dullard
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 6:34, archived)
i bet a chevron would cheer him up

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 6:35, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 6:35, archived)


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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 6:37, archived)
lol friz

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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 6:38, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 6:38, archived)
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:15, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 6:38, archived)


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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 6:40, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 6:40, archived)
SSG

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 6:41, archived)
i love you

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 6:41, archived)
Lovely chevron, mongy.
A fitting tribute.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 6:49, archived)

 
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 6:51, archived)

 
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(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:24, archived)

 
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(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:24, archived)

 
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 6:57, archived)
FUCK THAT

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

 
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 6:56, archived)

 
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 6:52, archived)

 
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 6:52, archived)

 
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(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 6:51, archived)
To SSG!
A nicer cancer host would be hard to find.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 6:51, archived)
for reals?
 
shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:20, archived)
Hard enough to find
that I for one wouldn't be prepared to put the effort in.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:21, archived)
well if he really does have it in the pancreas, that's appallingly bad luck for his age.
and I agree with this
www.b3ta.com/talk/6195355
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:33, archived)
I know, and there are so many to choose from!

(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:34, archived)
chevrons are shit.
im going to work. youre rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:06, archived)
ME!
/BOARD!

How's your drawing and colouring in going?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)
*waves furiously*

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)
Mexican Waves on here might encourage the eating of Burritos.
And too many on here have already overate.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)
Look, I found Dekion!
randomn.es/images/1f0f5bd33f72870a111a23fd7302a880.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:29, archived)
hah
and bou: randomn.es/images/c00e31d8431814aba16be0c4d6201fe4.jpg

NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:34, archived)
I'm never looking at anything.
Ever again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:41, archived)
You'll soon forget not to click.
That image will be burnt onto your retina forever though, sorry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:45, archived)
I only let half of it load, ha ha!
 
SOME FUN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 4:16, archived)
MOTHER OF GOD.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:41, archived)
I am not up to much drawing/colouring.
I am clicking through random.es, though, occasionally finding pictures of how I imagine b3ta users I've never seen look.

Dave Trouser
Esme Weatherwax
glued eel
mongychops
Gilgamesh
Tony_
Jam Master Geordie
stuj
Donkey Gums
spacefish
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)
...have you ever met Gilgy?

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)
No.
That's pretty much dead on though, right?
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)
..or seen him?

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)
...or know that he has NO hair?

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)
...It's like somebody dunked him in Veet.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)
so he's all smooth?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)
ALL OVER. He's like an eight year old boy.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)
he spends his time sobbing
and begging to be let out of the van?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)
Tony is usually the one that is restrained in that manner.
Gilgamess tends to sobbing into padded walls.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)
STOP RUINING MY MIND PICTURE.

(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)
DON'T MAKE ME MAKE YOU AN ANIMATED GIF TELLING YOU TO FUCK OFF. IMAGINE HOW DAVE TROUSER FEELS RIGHT NOW.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)
I'm sorry, I'm just expressing myself in the only way I know how;
through other people's work.

I'm sure that none of this has any reflection on you others others I've mentioned in reality, and that you're all wonderful, attractive people.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)
haha, I just did a lol.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)
I'd like to do more female b3tans,
but I'm trying to keep the images SFW and not many pictures of women on that site show clothes.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)
Rev Cleo is on there. She has her top off.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)
Yeah, I saw that earlier.
Wonder how that happened.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)
Somebody smiled at her.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)
And yes, I look quite like that.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)
If memory serves, he looks a bit like John Peel.
But nowhere near as dead.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)
Good god. He does!

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)
Yes. One of these:
randomn.es/images/0daaf532d45624fc35ad46b37d22339b.jpg
randomn.es/images/bf1df4095d285e9aca554d44000b9d15.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)
do me! do me!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)
I'm sorry,
I haven't seen enough of your posts to build up a mental image of you with its own little backstory and imaginary life history.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)
you know the theme tune from Shaft?
based on my life story
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)
I am excited.....
.... and confused by all of these.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)
ANOTHER OLD
Where are you all suddenly coming from? Has somewhere broken?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)
I have been....
.. on my home planet for 2 years. What did I miss ?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)
Probably nothing much.
Some fat people complaining at each other.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:28, archived)
Oooh do me.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)
In time, perhaps.
I can't force it. The random image pixies have to come up with a picture that reminds me of your unique style and personality.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)
No, I wanted you to do me.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)
Oh.
I see.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)
You
randomn.es/images/76c3894808f0f9d7bfda1e8ea4b7fab3.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:33, archived)
I would love to look that attractive.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:40, archived)
i'm replying too as i want attention
look at me

me
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)
I just got back from Cyprus.
Larnica Airport was like a chav convention, but aside that, it was all good. Managed to sleep for most of the flight.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:39, archived)
SSG is dying.
6 months to live. Terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:43, archived)
Every day we have left with him is precious.

(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:51, archived)
You know what? Fuck this. I've been lay in bed thinking "I should probably go to sleep" and it's just occured to me. I don't have a fucking job. I don't need to force myself to sleep.
So here I fucking am. Hello you night lurkers. If Gilgamesh is around, I have GOOD NEWS. What good news have you had recently?
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)
NEW HOUSE
And bed time. TA TA
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)
In a bit, home slice.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 1:42, archived)
I reassembled my PC into BTX spec, instead of ATX.
It runs a whole degree cooler.

WIN or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)
I bought a notepad cooler thing, USB powered. Its cooled down my computer from 90~ to about 70~
but then I realised, only one of the three fans has been working. The only reason its cooled is because its been elevated about 2" off the table.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)
90?
That's a tad hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)
I know, it's been burning my feet.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 1:52, archived)
Hello.
No good news that I can think of, but I'd like to say that this is almost exactly how I picture Dave Trouser to look.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)
Oh my.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)
I can see it.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 1:42, archived)
This man has a message for you:
b3ta.belm.co.uk/DaveGarley.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)
Funny that, I found this before:
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/gif/message4dave.gif
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)
oh man, that's beautiful.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)
Just finished off and mixed down the first bit of music I've made in nearly eight months.
If you're into trippy, tuneless pseudo-ambient bollocks, knock yourself out.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)
Excellent to hear Woodside! How on earth are you now dayzz?

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)
Eh, not bad.
Getting by.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)
I do have to work tomorrow
yet I have a severe case of 'hating being in bed on my own'.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)
Well, I'll take one for the team.... *gets in bed*

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)
I'm moving out of the ghetto, that's my good news

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)
STEEEVE!
Hello. I didn't realise you'd changed your username. Have you been about lately?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)
just a bit
no money = no social life = hello B3ta!
how are you keeping, Trouser?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)
JMG etc.
Quickly fall out with me as I'm off soon.
This may be your last chance to show off on the internet tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)
Have you reached your expiry date?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)
Let's revisit the bit where people were posting pictures of breasts, down the board a bit.
It's far more interesting than JMG!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)
Here, a fine pair!
randomn.es/images/c6d259dc45cb8b2bcbc828a2cc5eb80e.jpg

NSFW, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)
*Wince*
Just, why?
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)
Look, a lighter Esme
randomn.es/images/148ff51584b58e4a47677117d0b55d11.jpg

arf
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)
This could be any of us.
randomn.es/images/8491bddaba2ebe78d6bab0b66040860d.jpg

NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)
It's glowing!

(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)
haha
randomn.es/images/a99c2e38609cb6ffe040bb08a5de1e60.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)
No bother
here
NSFW, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)
That's worse than the one I posted :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)
heh
It was the worst I could do at short notice
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)
You:
randomn.es/images/a885276f29be594e7638e1458417453b.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)
I might disagree with your political views.
It'll be great.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)

i42.tinypic.com/33aglys.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)
Haha!
Gotcha
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)
LOLBNP
the thing that annoys m most about the bnp is not their useless swine spoken politicians, their supposedly pro britain poropaganda or their issue leapfrogging manifesto


it is the word NATIONAL

as in NATIONAL SOCIALIST

that most idiots don't realise - there's a reason that most political parties AVOID this word when choosing a title for the party
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)
a nationalist party can't really avoid it though

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)
You're so intelligent.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)
It's lolitics night on b3ta.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)
Or you know, you could have just replied.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)
They might aswell have called themselves the British Workers Party.
I don't like lolitics.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)
Wow, you're so right.
That's what makes them tossers. Not their policies or anything like that, the fact that they have the word "national" in their party. I bet that no legitimate political party not full of cunts ever uses that word, just like I know for a fact that nobody in the world is called Adolf.

And hey, the Communist Party did some pretty bad shit in Russia a couple of decades back. I bet that all the other Communist Parties that exist now do the same. And everyone called Josef is a murdering, paranoid bastard intent on killing millions of innocent people. Yeah.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)
Hey, did you know that some Labour supporters claim to be SOCIALISTS?
As in NATIONAL SOCIALISTS?

They must hate Jews!
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)
Guess what kids?
Britain is full of BRITISH people.

As in BRITISH NATIONALIST PARTY
As in NATIONAL SOCIALISM.
As in ALL BRITS ARE NAZIS.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)
Seriously, though.
You must be pretty fucking stupid.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)
I'm so confused
I used to like the wogs but the coons are getting a bit twitchy nowadays. Who can't I trust the least? And don't get me started on the fucking rag heads.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)
I dunno.
All I know is that the BNP speak to me in a way I understand, and say things that I agree with, and I hate to see ignorant people like SickRik compare them to the Nazis.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)
I'm just going to stab some yids instead
Just to be on the safe side
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)
Do that.
I'm going to run down the next grey squirrel I see in the road. American bastards, coming over here stealing nuts from our British red squirrels.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)
And killing them

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)
This is what comes of lax immigration controls!

(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)
It's the word "British" I can't stand. Call me old fashioned but I wont vote for anything that involves the Welsh

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)
you all seem to get so angry about it, or some of you do, show me the true horror of them
bnp.org.uk/

come on i want proof, not your views, shitbags

if you can't manage that do you like bingo?

or do you like any hobby?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
I fucking LOVE bingo.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
I imagine I'd like a bit of bingo.
I'm going to get some planters for on my balcony. Grow a few plants. Gardening, good times.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
I can help.
Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
We were going to get a little beehive, but I doubt passers by would appreciate all the BEES.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
You can get little house/attractor things for all kinds of wildlife in the college garden centre.
I want the ladybird one, but we're ten floors up, I doubt I'd get many.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
If you jump you can grab the railings around our balcony and climb up.
I don't want a ton of bloody squirrels trying to break in.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)
Cunts.
Seriously though, I can help you pick out plants and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
Grand.
By the way, we got George weighed today and he's 11lb 10oz. At 7 weeks. Fat shit.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)
Haha, not at all.
You can weigh him yourself, weigh yourself, then weigh yourself holding George.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
We've no scales in the flat, and the GPs surgery is within spitting distance.
I can actually see it from here.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
Ah right.
Fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
The answer is to be like most people on here
and simply keep a handy bee in your bonnet.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
....all their manifestoes have been deleted.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)

b3ta.com/links/Undercover_with_the_BNP
(Giglamesh, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
NSFW
Real or fake?

I've never felt fake tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
Real
fake ones aren't that squishy
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
From that picture alone, I would argue real, due to the shape of the one on the left.
I shall need more information to draw a serious conclusion.

/breast expert
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
I thought so,
I didn't think implants would be that squishy.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
You're missing the point.
Find me more pictures of large breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
here
VERY NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
GOOD LORD!
*drops monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
Oh my
very nsfw

Watch at the end, when the implants wobble in different directions, that had me in stiches.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
Hahahahah, fucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)
It's like babestation.
Like a sexy tv program with all of the sexy taken out.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)
That's fucking grim
Did you ever see that bint from Big Brother doing the shuffle vid? Dude wanks all over her face and she says words to the effect of "Thank you that was delicious" but in a really English un-porny way
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)
The older one?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)
Yeah
Massive titted blonde bint
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)
I think so.
I saw one by her.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)
Did you lose wood?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)
God yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)
Done.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
NSFW
www.dbasixx.com/images/img_girlh43.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)
I do not find this image pleasurable to view.
I am not SickRik.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
FINE.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
HERE
images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/j/jennifer_morrison-5429.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
There are no large breasts there
I'd also contend that not one of those girls is over 16
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
Told you

(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
100% Truefax
Having encountered both varieties.
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
Cool.
I want to feel fake boobies, see what they're like.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
Visit Thailand
Your primary choice would be "Do you want to feel fake tits on a girl or a boy", secondary option would be size and appearance.

PS, easy to tell the difference. Ladyboy's nipples are always in the wrong position!
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
What position are they in?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
Strangely enough
They are never where they should be, almost always just a little "off centre" in comparison to normal breasts if you know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
Missionary

(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
By the looks, real.
As implants cause cleavage canyon.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
i have
real
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)
I've never been very good at bingo
and I don't have time for hobbies.

I'm not much good am I?
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
I haven't played bingo in years
but my dad used to work as a bingo caller in Butlins a long time ago.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
I used to set up a bingo game every Christmas for mine and my brother's kids
The winner of each card got a lucky dip prize, some of them had fun size chocolate in, but some had money, and one pack had a tenner in it. I'd forgotten how much they all enjoyed playing that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)
This sounds like an excellent plan
I will nick that idea, should I ever have kids.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
i like bingo

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
I liked that the turkish story has loads of comments that have no pictures of the poster.
I wondered how many non white people were members or supported them.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
Non-white members of the BNP?
Not likely, even if they wanted to join, they are banned from the party.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)
Hmmm, not really a party for british people then.
How unexpected.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)
There used to be a black dude in their PR department

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)
Oh Bogus :(

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)
True fax
He was on the telly and everything
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)
One of them, a chap called David Appleyard, is a psychotic violent criminal.
I have seen him attack people with a hammer in broad daylight. He was directly responsible for the second Bradford riot after he punched an old asian dude in the face and failed to get arrested due to his father being a retired rozzer and funny handshaker. I know the lad Andy Sykes who was the mole in the BNP for that documentary showing them up to be cunts and he is now thankfully a reformed man doing speaking tours to people who really need telling about the fascists. I like cooking and watching rugby league. Cheers.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
Could you buy Andy a pint from me?
He's a brave brave bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
He's lovely but from a troubled place
It was a different time and world. A couple of estates in Bradford - Thorpe Edge and Ravenscliffe, were full of unemployed thick lads spoiling for a scrap, the BNP and of course C18 walked into the places and took root. His brother is still a cunt though.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)
I've actually just atken some time to read some of that,
taking particular interest in their education "policy". I think it can all be summed up quite nicely with the policy "Lets build a giant time machine and go back to 1908."

Magic.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
Fucking hell, hello.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)
'lo
:)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
How is Didsburyland?

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
Unknown!
We lived in Burnage for a bit, but now live in Stockport Cheshire Cheadle.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)
Cor, hello you.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6197121

/old school
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)
hehe
Hope you're well matey.
It's not often you're about these parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)
Mongy, if I thought for one fleeting second that you were being serious I would provide you with tons.
As it is you are just doing it for the lulz, as you seem like an intelligent bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)
Another brief comment on this topic...
I heard Nick Griffin being interviewed on BBC breakfast about his policies for the European election, relating specifically to Europe. When asked what he would do with all the funding, seeing as he fundamentally disagrees with being in the EU in the first place, he said he would divide it amongst "community groups" to have St George's day parties.

Personally, I'd rather my money got pissed away keeping French farmers in the manner to which they've become accustomed...
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
The 'community groups' being BNP fundraisers....

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)
The love interest in Lady Gaga's new video just called her a Cunt
How very apt
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)
She's a fucking spastic.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)
She has a face that I would never tire of beating to fuck with a shovel.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
It's a fucking terrible song.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
I am now addicted to The Tonight show with Conan O'Brien

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
How are you watching it?
(assuming you're in the UK?)
(Giglamesh, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
on his website
using hotspot shield
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
will that let you watch Hulu in the UK?

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
yup yup
I've also used it for south park episodes on their official website and Lost episodes on abc.com
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
FUCKING AWESOME!
I shall check this out. Thanks Muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
It is VERY awesome

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)
are the banner ads and striketrough text normal?

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
no?..
on what website?

As the connection fools the site into believing you are watching from America, you may get more ads, eg news.bbc.co.uk will have adverts on the front page.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)
This happens...
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/png/2181.picture2.png

Also, Hulu seems to recognise I'm using a proxy so won't play any video :(
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
Oh, you're watching that as well.
I can't find the controls sadly.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
I don't know anything about her
I'm happy to let this state of affairs continue.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
she's a cunt and a spastic apparently

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
I see enough of those on a daily basis
there's no need for me to clutter my head up with any more.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
yet you keep coming back here...

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)
Yeah
Not quite sure why, really. I suppose it's become a habit.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)
I think it's high time
I started a thread tonight
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
sounds 'bout right

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
oh you know I am

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
hello applehead

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
Alright Del
What's good in juices and concentrates this quarter?
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
Well the apple is proving particularly fruity
but it's too early to say whether it's popular
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
*winks knowingly*

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
Yeah alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
I think the celebrity wife swap features an idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
Is it a wife?
Hello
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
Stan boardmans.
Hello there
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)
Oh he's always been a cunt.
Tomorrow I go to look at a new house. It seems the Palace Of Glittering Delights could be about to move.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
That sounds exciting.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
They replaced the kitchen sink taps the other day.
The fact that, turning them on and off without needing powergrip and a towel, excited me.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
I'm well giddy

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
The Palace of Glittering Delights, I mean.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
Oh it is.
All glittery and delightful.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)
Photos or GTFO

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)
Are you sure?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)
Oh sweet Maggie
You know not what you do
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
You know well, sir, that I am not that sweet.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
Fair enough
You skanky hag
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
Just look at it?
I'd think about moving in and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
You can see Ms Official's front door from the yard.
Having seen her back door and, indeed, gained entry, every aspect is splendid.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)
we should have a wife swap with QOTW

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)
just the one?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
Well, the one being advertised this week.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
Sounds good to me

(Giglamesh, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
I *acquired* Frampton Comes Alive! t'other day
And rather good it is too
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
That's an album or something?

(Giglamesh, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
You have 'Peter Frampton' in your username
I assumed you would know what the hell I was banging on about
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
Ah no, I took it out of an episode of I'm Alan Patridge.

(Giglamesh, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)
That's going back a bit
70s stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
Talk-box FTW!

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)
1976
That was a very hot summer.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)
the old comedy is the best


i was explaining the 'one-legged tarzan sketch' by peter cook and dudley moor to my gf tonight
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)
Is it still the biggest selling live album ever?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
Wikipedia says it's currently second to
Garth Brooks' 1998 album Double Live
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME, APLLEHEAD.

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
Now that your thread has been established
how about a topic?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
Forgive my naivete
But I wasn't aware a topic was actually required
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)
Ask us a question, any question.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)
Is anyone here voting Christian tomorrow?

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
i'd probably rather vote BNP

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
Same here
We have so much in common! Let's be friends!
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
Not me, no.
I hope your question gets treated with dignity and respect though.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
Terry Christian Party
bring back The Word
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
Friday night.
Always ended with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
What is your favorite font

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
I like this question
Currently i'm liking T-Star Mono Round
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
That font used on the Auschwitz gates.
Gothenburg, I think it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
I'm guessing you're used to them being supplied.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
I really like this photo:
www.snurfy.com/images/picdump124/picdump124-13.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)
VAGINA

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
I didn't see that until you mentioned it.
Should I be happy or sad?
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
Horny

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
I see a vagina.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
lol i no

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
hehe

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
Tee hee, lady bits!

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)
Duelling banjos.
Which one of you redneck freaks wants to take me on in a war of Deliverance size grandeur?
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
SickRik, probably
Me, on the other hand, will be leaving b3ta soon.

EXCITED?
(__, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
Well my pants are wet.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
why?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
Leaving forever, or just to get some sleep?

(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
Leaving in the next month

(__, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
Off on a trip to somewhere else?
or have all your posts been part of a sociological experiment that has just had its funding cut.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
Ooh wait......
Did you start leaving ages ago but..blahblah...fat face.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
True dat, mofo

(__, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
Midnight Feast?

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
How soon?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
Is now?

(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
Are you taking up permanent residence in Pickle Fatty's cavernous, sweaty, fat cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
I never actually had sex with the woman

(__, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
Spelunking doesn't count?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
This is you and Pickle on a night out
lololol
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
Is it a variety club night out?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
Yes.
The Fat Dullard Variety Club.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
It still counts even if it doesn't touch the sides, you know.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

the

a
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
Fat face?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
ATTENTION!

(__, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
I just like joining in :(
Too famous for b3ta now, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
He's the most famous person I've drank with.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
I like Friz.
He's much better than Dave!.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
I quite like that when people say, oh I'm quite shit.
They really aren't, where as in Dave!s case.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
Stop taking the piss out of my sunburn.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
Your sunburn is my sunburn.
I'm pink as fuck, motherfucker.
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
I don't actually have sunburn.
But the only bit of me that ever catches the sun is the back of my neck.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
That's because you sit all day in your bedroom on /talk
and the sun catches the back of your neck through the crack in the curtains
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
hahahaha
We've got one.

*prepare the traps*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
This is, in fact, LIES AND SLANDER!
I REQUIRE INTERNETLAWYERMAN!
Even if I wanted to, I couldn't sit in my bedroom all day due to GROWN UP RESPONSIBILITIES, something the majority of QOTWers know little about, given that they tend to still live with their parents.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
More of a /links surfer really
What vaguely amusing stereotype must I therefore be?
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
A cunt.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)
'tis libel, not slander.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
Oh yeah.
'Slander is spoken. In print it's libel.'

/JJ Jameson
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
Yus.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
du de lil do dil do dil do dil

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
Squeal like a pig

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
does it involve plucking your banjo string?

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
Cowjam snapped his.
Lest we forget this.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
ASS ASS TITTIES TITTIES
ASS TITTIES
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
Actually.....the QOTWers can stay,
why don't you go?
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
Come back qotw, all is forgiven.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
Bollocks to that.
I'd have SickRik over QOTW any day.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
Still here

(Giglamesh, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
Are you internet stalking me now?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
If posting 3 or 4 replies to you counts as stalking
then yes
(Giglamesh, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
No-one cares.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
Doesn't the bloke singing that have a lisp?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
I found a H.P. Lovecraft anthology on google books
anyone else read any good books this way
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)
I didn't even know there was such a thing as google books.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)
I'm so out of touch with popular internet culture.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)
its been around for some years now

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)
I'll be honest, I don't even read normal books, let alone internet ones.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)
The Hungry Caterpillar
is a good place to start
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)
The plot's got too many holes in.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
arf!

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
Top work, here.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
*drama triangle*

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
I never said I couldn't read, imbecile.
I rarely have time to sit down with a book.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
I only read books because of the daily commute
truth be told
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
tiny bit nsfw
www.poobutton.com
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)
fucks sake
knew i shouldn't of clicked that.
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)
more like
OMFG SCAT!!!!!!111 DO NOT WANT (nsfw)
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)
Yeah, but you wouldn't have clicked it then.
bet you would you sick fuck
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)
To my great shame
I knew that link without having to click it
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)
I think a few people do, i've posted it before.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)
*sick cunt fives*

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)
Well that WOULD be awkward.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)
See, I knew that one.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
I bet you did
sick fuck
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

knew bookmarked
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)
LIES AND SLANDER!
I REQUIRE INTERNETLAWYERMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)
Only if untrue.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
*checks bookmarks*
Touché.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
Now I didn't do that.
I kept my hands to myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
My client will adopt the defense of
'pics or it didn't happen'
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
Oh that again.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)
http://books.google.co.uk/books?id=bJqSqbc3-J4C&printsec=frontcover&dq=HP+lovecraft&as_brr=1&client=firefox-a#PPA19,M1

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)
You pre-empted me.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)
They're like normal books,
but with discrete adverts in the margins and very plain front covers. They'll be everywhere in a few years. People will google rather than read.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)
Get with the times, granddad.
It's only been around since, like, 2004.

Ancient history.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)
I'm well old and that.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)
It's true.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)
I'm also a bit shit.
But not nearly as bad as all the QOTW wankers who've been invading, oh no, not by a long way.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)
I dunno,
that applehead guy seems all right. If he'd come on here untainted by the foul stench of ridiculous lies and lardy despair I bet we'd all have got on OK. We've got plenty of fat misery here ourselves, it's only that our untruths are funnier or less obvious.

All the other, shitter ones can fuck off, though.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
Stop defending the bastarding cunt.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
Why, has he done something really awful I haven't noticed?
Looks like you and Brayny have given him a bit of loving abuse, and he has responded in kind. Heated exchange of views, good banter, fun times all round.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
Exactly, what an utter twat.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
By golly, you're right.
Sorry, I don't know what came over me.

FUCK OFF BACK TO QOTW TOSSERS.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
It's all fun and games
It's nice to have a ruckus now and again
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
QOTW should be abolished.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
I think, when signing up, you should commit to one bit of the site, be it /board, /talk or one of the unimportant places.
Stop this board hopping nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
I can extrapolate from this
that you'll be voting BNP tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
Actually, I shan't.
So there.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
You were doing so well.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
I agree,
although when I signed up there was only /board. I wasn't really given a choice.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
You have?
Link me up, as I'm feeling lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)
Chars.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)
I heart Google Books.
So useful for hard to find books and for proper referencing information for essays and that.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)
this

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)
i never will understand why people read that shit, is it just because it has been on the internt
it is rubbish, all sci-fi or doom fiction is, don't tell me he was predicting as he was just a nerd
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)
Cthulhu Fhtagn and all that shite.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
Be quiet, nerd.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)
It comes..

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)
I don't even know what google books is, so no.

(Giglamesh, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
Google Books is brilliant
I was looking for some very specific info recently, Google search came up with full text of an out of print book, made loads of notes off it that really helped me out.
(Capo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
sixties
Is there anything that you want?Is there anything I can do?
I'm hating James Blunt,so love love me do.
As a Beatles fan, I am stuck in the sixties and early seventies. |Far out man, groovy, gear and right on man.I am using me Tesco points for a trip to see the Maharishi when he's on tour in Essex next.
Jimmy fuckin' Hendrix, Better than God? or merely a deity?
When the pants album came out, I cum in me white! Max
(Fredkrugar, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
what

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
Haha, yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
FUCK OFF YOU SHIT CUNT.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
Posts with many words induce caps lock and curse words from you
are you a scoper?
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
No, shit posts from idiots induce caps lock and swears.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN
SAME FUCKING THING HAS JUST HAPPENED TO ME!
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)
Ow, your cutting wit has just severely wounded me.
I require the services of INTERNETLAWYERMAN.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)
This isn't going to end well for you.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)
says the ginger

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)
Cool, I like being involved in stuff.
That comment also won't go down well on here.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
Haha.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)
YES I AM THANK YOU FOR MMMMMMNGGG

(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)
No you are.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

fuck, the bingo has started early
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
hehe ^^stupid hat

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
This thread CAN be rescued.
KITTENS. STAT.

cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/kitty4.jpg?w=450&h=600
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
That is a kitten mong.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
teh fluff spluff!!
thread saved.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
Nice conjunctivitis.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
My eyes hurt :(
cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/kitty3.jpg?w=450&h=600
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)
'Dude.....
i'm so baked right now.'
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)
Like that kitten?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)
0_0

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)
Dude, you are tripping balls.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)
Ouch...that'd hurt.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)
OH HI THERE!

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
Look, I'm so coy...
cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/kitty7.jpg?w=450&h=600
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)
He is vere minimum.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)
I think he shat in the corner earlier
and is worried that someone is about to find out.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)
He's three weeks old and very cute.
I'd forgive him.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)
honestly you lot should fuck off back to qotw, you cunts
it is pure rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
I'm thinking of forming a team of /talkers dedicated to keeping the qotwers away.
Much like the Power Rangers.
Would you like to be the blue one?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
i really have no experiance of the power rangers, old me
but i hope they all fuck off, wankers the lot of them, too many over here now
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)
You'll get a spandex costume and a massive fucking robot.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)
How do you intend to keep QOTWers away?
With your invisible mod powers?
(Giglamesh, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)
With my gift of inducing flounces, combined with the incredibly fragile emotional state and poor intellect of QOTWers.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)
Still here

(Giglamesh, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)
And shitter than ever.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)
OH, SNAP.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)
You'll get bored of being called a cunt eventually.
Cunt.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)
*sharp intake of breath*

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)
You too.
Cunt.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
Don't worry child
Your chest will sprout hairs soon enough
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)
STOP NONCING UP OUR REGULARS, NERD.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)
And you'll still be a cunt.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
you're the kid who, when he started losing
would snatch back his football and not let anyone else play
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)
Haha, you're well shit.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)
How would you know?
You're the kid who couldn't go out to play because he had henoch schonlein purpura.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)
I'm clicking this because of the science.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
:'(
I'd always been able to convince the other kids our house was in a perpetual state of redecoration
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
Well at least you helped the act by shitting on the walls.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)
It's a rare talent

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)
mongy let us play with his 99 balls all Saturday night long.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)
am i really simple brain, how did you work this out, are you looking down from your lofty on higher perch? cunt, fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)
Were you not looking down from your lofty on higher perch (sic)?
www.b3ta.com/talk/6196819
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)
Fuck off back to QOTW.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)
The prosecution
rests it's case
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)
That you should fuck off back to QOTW?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)
If you have to ask
you'll never know
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
Sounds pretty good to me.
Cool.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
Yeah.
I'm looking forward to Beatles Rock Band too
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
Fuck off, Friz.
The Apprentice is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
No it's bloody not.
I cried at it tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
why?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
I'm very over emotional.
I also had a little cry in Boots.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)
I have only been sick once in the last ten years. So I have little need for a boots
but are the prices really enough to make you cry?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)
24 Benedryl and a pack of tissues for £4 last week when I went in.
WHAT A BARGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)
The sales assistant just said something a bit inappropriate and I took it the wrong way and had a cry.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)
I've not seen it.
I am, however, auditioning for a gameshow next Tuesday.

Would you like me to give you a shout-out?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)
No. But thanks, I think.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
thats nice dear
battenburg?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
Jimi

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
I've just watched the big brother quiz and saw nikki graham being zapped and start crying.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
Good, the retarded oompa loompa.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
It was very funny.
She's so incredibly stupid, I don't understand how she can function as a human.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)
I SAID YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE YOUR TROUSERS OFF SO WE CAN CLEAN YOU UP MR WILLIAMS

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
ONLY IF ITS RAINING OUT

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)
...aaaaand i'm done.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)
Politics.
What's all that about, eh?
I don't know who to vote for, all the political pamphlets are mixed in with the take-away menus. My money is on Snappy Tomato Pizza for the West Midlands victor.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
It'll be th YuYi Dragon Party
or Balti Hut
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
I'm switching my vote.
Burning Ribs of Fire and Double Happiness.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)
I'm voting papa johns.
They sent me some vouchers.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
The one by the esso?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
If that's on team valley.
Then yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
No Idea
the only papa johns I know of is near an esso
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
you're my restaurant now

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
At the risk of repeating myself
I wouldn't vote UKIP

Olive branch offered, yeah?
(Capo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)
Are you making fun of JMG?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
Are you going to get all flouncy again?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
You don't have to apologise, just don't act like a prannock.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
Prannock?
Fucking hell, that's a word I haven't heard in 30 years.
(Capo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)
I'm surprised, to be honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)
I imagine he gets called much worse now.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)
Definition?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)
How was
he the one acting like a prannock?
(Giglamesh, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)
Who the bloody hell are you?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)
it's all qotw people coming here now, they have learnt that / tlak is as rubbish as them
you all done it, i saw it happen, instead of telling them to fuck off you allowed them to stay
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
I'm doing everything I can to keep people away from here.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
You hairy cornflaked bastard

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)
Please stay, you appear to be not a gibbering retard like most n00bs.
Everyone gets told to fuck off when they first start here.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)
You're offering an olive branch?
Just ignore those who slagged you. We do enjoy debate as well as childish pissing about.

I saw a man on the bus in front of me yesterday who was reading a UKIP leaflet rather pointedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)
I haven't voted for them

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)
Thing about /talk
It all moves v quickly, I need to do the Mavis Beacon typing course so I can reply in good time (heh), gonna give as good as I get in the meantime though...
(Capo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
Thing there is that you'll get called a big flouncy twat.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
That I can deal with
Says he, flouncing off like a big twat...
(Capo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
Fuck off

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
I vote Ming Kee
27 St. Johns,
Warwick.
Warwickshire.
CV34 4NE.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)
I vote Ming the Merciless

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
Someone who is not BNP
In NE England we are v close to sending a BNP candidate to the EU parliament.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)
Wait, whut.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
Low voter turn out among non Nazis
in my area is quite bad
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)
Oh christ.
This is why you should vote.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
exactly
Though some of the other candidates are not that great either.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
I think there needs to be a revolution.
Where people stand up as decent candidates.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
I'm voting for the Snogging, Baths and Gin For All Party.
It's an actual party, not a political organisation. You're all invited.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
I just finished my degree today and could use a party

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
I finished mine yesterday.
Then got hammered. I am bored already.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
I've got a short break
Then I need to get on with my management report.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
Birthday Party

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)
Years ago Mixmag put up a candidate for the all night party party
its amazing he isn't running the country now
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
I dunno.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)
Hello
Rehman's on Keighley Road. Large donner on naan, extra chilli sauce. Our financial future is safe with the lads in there.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)
Om nom nom.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
It's where I go when Trev stops over
It's traditional now, and what do you know he's coming in a couple of weeks :)
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)
My son is just old enough to vote.
He says he won't because he doesn't understand the issues. I told him to spend tomorrow finding out becaue his great grandparents wouldn't have had the chance so he should think himself lucky.

But not to vote tory.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)
Excellent advice.
:)

It feels sooooo good not to be a student anymore :)
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
Well done.
That feeling is almost worth the late nights and hair pulling out isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
good parenting

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
I've asked for that day off for your do
I have yet to receive an answer
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
Would it help if we lobbied them?
I could kidnap a train and send ransom notes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
It's worth a punt

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
I'm not quite sure where I'd hide it though.
Maybe I could disguise it as something or use mirrors.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)
You could make it a god for the fenland folk

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)
This is my first year
i'm in 2 minds about voting for the BNP because on one hand i'm not a racist cunt.
On the other hand, they're first on the list.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
You're voting alphabetically?

(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
It'll make it easier.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
I have never voted.
People have said to me that if I don't vote, I don't have a voice.
I don't want a voice, I want the option to not feel like a cunt for not voting.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)
become a registered lunatic

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
Done and done.

(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

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