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*smashes into room with whirring arms and hands containing bread halves*
*mushes up whole hard boiled eggs with mayonaisse shoes using imperfect but honest legjivery*

ENVOLVE! ENVOLVE! ENVOLVE!

best lunch thread ever.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)
I wholeheartedly agree

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)
*finger guns*

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
*giggles and gets all wet*

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
alright rick

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)
hey look everyone, GrandmaOfShoes' real name is Rick!

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
is it?
bloody nora.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
not nora
'rick'
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
That's right, chris.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
today sure is enlighting and educational

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)
i no

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
How ace is that.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
its alright yer. not as good as rose. or susannah.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
how about Backflips McGhee?

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
cookie cumquick

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
i am trying to find inspiration for my next painting.
help!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
hippos

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
he asked me not you, go do one

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)
i reply because i can, although replying to you is pointless, you only delete your messages anyway, cr3, look

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
id delete yours too if i could, do us all a service :)

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
i shall gaz you some options

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
beatles album covers had they not split up

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6246458
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
needs less egg and more meat'n'cheese

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
cheesefeet
meatpalms
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
NOW WE'RE TALKIN'!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
*clicks sausage fingers*
*points sausage fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
THOU ARNST SURELY THE KING OF SANDWITCHERY
ARISE, SIR SHOES.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
*rocket mayo shoes*
*blasts off*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
Needs more cowbell

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
don't reduce me to calling you 'cute'

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
yes, this with knobs on

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
SANDWICH KNOBS?

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
self raising

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
mmm Yeasty.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)
I coughed between my hands and that was my sandwich for lunch

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
do you not eat because the pugs have taught you to survive on snuffle dust?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
Why would anyone
Want to eat something with a face that resembles a screwed-up foreskin?
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
Gravel is nicer.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
i ate so much!
which is good as i have been losing a lot of weight. it is hard not to in my condition.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
Pantene Pro-V

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
Aggressive tapeworm infestation?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
Listen, I don't want to alarm anyone, but I'm going to ASDA in a bit in order to get bits'n'bobs to make sanywanggiez.
I know this won't come as pleasent news for some, but that's the way this cookie is crumbling.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
GOOD EFFORT GONZ

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
I do try, and it is very trying.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)
pot noodle sandwich.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
Bloody hell
the solo in Stargazer is fantastic, a forgotten classic.
What other forgotten classics can you remember?

If you're not old enough to remember Stargazer
what are you having for lunch? LOLFATTY!!11!!
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
the what what?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
too young?
what ya having for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
He's referring to the Rainbow song, entitled Stargazer

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
Not the one that goes
"Up above the roofs and houses ....."?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
They were alright but Zippy can't fucking sing.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
Oh yes he could

(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
Listen to this version
open.spotify.com/track/079zqLhajuToHeci9COjHP
You will need spotify.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
Ah ha
will check it out :)
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
And then just listen to the album it's on
open.spotify.com/album/2qMujQgkbogm4owxpt8aVP
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
Is there any other way than spotify ?
my pc is full of crap as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)
Torrent it
Dream Theater - Black Clouds and Silver Linings, special 3 disk edition.
But spotify is quicker, easier, and you'll love it when you get it.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
Cheers matey
will do :)
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
your grandmothers piece.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
bitch is handy with a nine mil

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)
not that piece.
i bet she looks like tutti bomowski
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)
Pate on toast.
And it's breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
flintstones push up pop
oh and p3n15!!1!omg!11!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
OMG LOL!!111!
p3n15
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
I'm eating a twizzler RIGHT NOW
twizzler ρ£ñ↑§
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)
COORRRR!

(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)
Dip and nachos.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)
Tuna salad
Later I shall be having a chocolate donut to make up for the healthiness though.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)
Good girl!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
Fishfinger butty
first one in YEARS! I have to defrost my freezer though so I need to eat everything.

What a shame that there are 8 choc and nut cornettos and 6 Dark Magnums.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)
That must be awful
I feel your pain
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
Oooh fishfingers yummy

(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
Fish finger butties are actually amazing
I want one now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
Ritchie Blackmore for the mother-fucking WIN

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)
He's a right cunt though

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)
True
but fuck me he's good
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
Just had a listen
nothing that special
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)
If it's the Banshees song you're talking about

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
Rainbow
from the album rainbow rising, ronnie james dio singing
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
Disappointment, boredom and despair.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
I think you will find that is spelt JMG.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
that must be hard to swallow :(

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
nah, not with her gag reflex.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
I found out who the b3tan i saw in the pub the other day was.
He's a link boarder. He made the sign of the cross when i said I was a /talker. i replied "At least I'm not a QOTW boarder....you cunt"
Should i
(a)shun him,
(b)laugh with him, or
(c)kick his crutches away when i next see him?
VOTE NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
Fire solves everything.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
B, C, then A.
Followed by a quick wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
GO NORTH

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
GO WEST
If I don't listen to the talk of the town
Maybe I can fool myself
I'll get over you I know I will
I'll pretend my ship's not sinking
And I'll tell myself I'm over you
'Cause I'm the king of wishful thinking
(King of wishful thinking)
Ooh I am the king of wishful thinking
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
I love you from the bottom of my pencil case.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
deep, so deep
the number one we hope to reap,
depends upon the tears you weep, so cry baby cry
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
Don't marry her *blank* me

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
umm... is it 'or'?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)
Mike's right.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)
you see a flask
exits are north, south and dennis
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
THROW FLASK AT RHCPAUL

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
the rhcpaul catches your clumsily thrown flask
then bludgeons you silly with it

game over
you have scored 2%
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
BEAK CHEAT ENABLE
BEAK RHCPAUL TO DEATH
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
hold hard, the rhcpaul is rather taken with your beak
there shall be no bloodshed today

an alliance is formed and an agreement is reached, the new enemy appears in hues of grey

sally forth and defeat... /talk
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)
You have been eaten by a grue.

(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
Damn your eyes, I was going to say that.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
i know who you are, sonny

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
So do I, on point of fact.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)
do you though,
do you?!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
i might buy some (very expensive) sunglasses

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
Why the brackets?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
i was trying not to make a point of the fact that they will be (very expensive) sunglasses

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
I see

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
What's the matter, Pickle? You're looking (very ex) pensive.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)

en
an
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
Oh aye...
*cricket applause*
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
i think they're more prone to rubbing their wings together

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
Ex pensive?
No longer?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)

engage him in debate about his christian views
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
Why not just be friendly to him?

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
hahahahahahaha.
no.

I should have warned you about the bumpy crossing things. fallen regularly on them when skating. thought you would wait and do road, with pads.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
Couldn't be bothered to wait
I will now though :S
I'm going to look into a different route - one with fewer crossings.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)
weep in his beer

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)

e a
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
in that case
r k
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)

ee as
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
I just wouldn't visit that pub again.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
It's the only one with a sun trap beer garden
and despite previous felonies, I still get served there.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
Where is (d) make sweet love with him.

(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
He's really tall.
I'm not sure my buttocks could accomodate.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
You can use a CHAIR

(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
what, to make enough space in them?

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
He's a b3tan. His penis will probably be <4inches

(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
He might have a choad thouhg.

(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
Pretend to be a cat near him.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
This is the most likely to happen.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
d) ENVOLVE

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
*arms flail*
*legjivery*

ENVOLVE!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
ENVOLVE!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
ENVOLVE!

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
what, no please?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
(d) find something esle to talk about, rather then lonely internet message board cliques

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
that's such a /talk thing to say.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
that's such a b3ta reply.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
you're such an internet person

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
says the person posting on an internet message board about cliques.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
yeah, but I'd never talk to someone down the pub about it
I'd be far too ashamed
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
massage his prostate
with a bog brush
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
not sure i could reach it.
Could probably send a hamster up there.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
Finger him!
bet yet, fist!
(dildogaggins is trying to lick ones elbow!, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
fuck meeting b3tans irl
thats some bad juju maaan
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
You've met me
I can't think of any worse juju than that.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
i do not bash.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)
INTERNERD FIGHT

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
*pushes you*
into a hedge
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
oh yeah because links are awesome!
no but really, board and talk at least have conversation, links is just a string of other things to look at.

CUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)
but... but... i like looking at other things sometimes

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
What are your views on alternative therapies?
I am thinking of trying a few.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
What ones are you thinking of trying
Or have you not decided yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
I'm currently recruiting for my holistic boob massage training weekend
it cured cancer in dog trials
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
Aren't you worried about interaction with your chemo you brave, brave soldier?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
do you know anything about naturopathy?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
i'm thinking of trying biofeedback
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biofeedback
in order to regain control of my pancreas.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
Hahaha, fucking hell.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
How about a really long headstick?
www.workshopsolutions.com/GRAPHICS/headstick3.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)

I've been struggling to remember what biofeedback is reminding me of, and now I've remembered, it's reminding me of the killing technique of the Dust Witch in Something Wicked This Way Comes. My conclusion is therefore that biofeedback is liable to result in death.
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)
once you can control your pancreas you could progress to controlling other things
like other people's pancrei
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
Dance your cancer away.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
No, because rhythm is a dancer

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
Very good.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
I think they appear to be mostly shite,
and can affect prescription meds. I was reading an article this morning about how people taking them and not telling their doctor is one of the things doctors hate most about patients.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)

I'm surprised they could choose one thing to hate most about patients. Doctors seem to loathe patients with a passion, for everything they do and everything they are
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
People are retards, though, to be fair.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
mmmmmm-hm

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
Also, hello fellow bingo winner!
Did you get your prize yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
Hai
I donated my prize to charity, as some others were more desperate to win than I, I don't know whether they got the prize or not. I suggested a rollover week, then eventually the prizes would really mount up
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
Probably because so many seem to think they know best

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
Well 7+ years training and hundreds of hours of hands-on experience will do that to you.
odd that.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
I think she meant the patients think they know best.
Same with animal's owners in vet practices. Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)
They in my post referring to the patients...

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
Absolute twaddle.
Oh wait, you asked for my views, not SCIENTIFIC FACT.

My views, bit of harmless fun, frees up the real medicine for people intelligent enough to be worth saving.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
but why would they offer them if they were no use?
i read somewhere that i have to really believe that i can beat this, in order to beat it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
my opinion is not worth the forum it's posted on, but i think it is all pointless

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
I think spinning a dog aeroplane style, like what your dad used to do to you in the garden might work.

Acupuncture with Wotsits is suppose to be good too.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
I'm well up for that, as long as they're injected into my open mouth.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
I tried complementary medicine on the advice of my doctor
Walked in the door, the nurse told me I looked nice and charged me £200.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
hahahaha!
oh i do like humour in the face of death. you hero! aha! i get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)
yeah, drinking water, that cures most illnesses

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especially when frozen and shot from a gun into your disease

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
I have a friend who used to have accupuncture.
Said it was ace, and really worked.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
I heard they recommend it to alcoholics
and after a couple of sessions the can no longer hold their drink
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
I know a lot of people who swear by acupuncture...
but even if there are no proven medical benefits... the placebo effect can work wonders
(likeajackhammer, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
I had chinese cupping therepy once for my back
I just came out with sore balls and a strained neck from all the coughing :S
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
A Radox bath might help?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
Rub vicks on your boyfriends cock before sucking him off.
That'll cure your cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
They work, now place your pancreas on the screen and repeat "I CAN HEAL MYSELF"

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
acupuncture worked for me.
for an hour. i think it was closing my eyes and listening to the mellow choons that helped more than the stabby stabby.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
See, acupuncture seems like a reasonable method for pain relief rather than mumbo jumbo.
Don't get me started on Homeopathy.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
You know what this place needs?
Less terrible, terrible spastics.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
but you came back, fuckstick!

(likeajackhammer, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
haha
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/15629#post20194
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
what... exactly... does that prove?
that you know you're a spastic?
(likeajackhammer, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
HUBARE REPEATS HIMSELF
Oh hai.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
hello there southern softy...
how are YOU enjoying the weather
(likeajackhammer, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
By sitting here eating chocolate, mostly.
Planning moving home. How's Nordie land?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
very warm...
and noisy - is all of Ireland carhorn-happy?
(likeajackhammer, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)
A bit, yeah.
Nordies are worse, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
Nothing really, other that I knew someone shit would make that joke.
Didn't know it was going to be you.

I really just wanted to push Amorous and his penis link down the board.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
But I like it here
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
I wasn't suggesting you were one of the spastics!
:D
don't be silly.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
Please stop scaring me

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
Sorry sweetie
:)
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
maybe you could round them all up
and send them to work camps
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
if we got rid of them who'd be in the new /talk underclass?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
what about those fucking cunts with dull lunches

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)
Would it be ok if they were exciting lunches?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)
how many snakes can you fit into a lunch box?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
can I stay?

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
moar pictures of hats
cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/insane_costumes/pig_hat.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
WOW

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
Needs more Tutt's bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)
He's right though

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
haha
wtf
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)
Is a terrible spastic someone who isnt very good at being a spastic
Or someone like Sammi, clearly striken with ultra-mega-spasticisms?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)
i wish you would fuck off and die

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
is a terrible spastic terrible at being a spastic?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)
I still think we should log in via faceprints. If the slightest belm or facial abnormality is detected then you're banned.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
You now what this place needs?
More of this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
Jesus.
I'm eating.

Eugh.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
Haha link tourettes.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
my dad keeps punching out at poor people and shouting "proles" and "darkies" at random.
he's got toryettes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)
I'm lucky I remembered that from the first time round and didn't click.
Was this morning's troll Bou?
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
that's great, i enjoyed that
cr3, cr3 sir, look what badger has just done, he should be punished i think sir, you know best tho sir, love you
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
Oh GOD! WHY?!
What did I ever do to you, Badger? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
I've still got his site blocked on my router
in case of accidental link-clickage
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Very sensible.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
it also prevented IE from displaying the Syncubus cock mouse pointer he had in his profile

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I think it needs a thread about robots

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
What do you get if you cross a transformer with potatoes?
OPTIMASH PRIME
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
Hmm, I wonder what shaving method he used

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
More importantly,
what are the alien tendons on his hips?
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
I didn't keep it opoen long enough to notice ARGH SHIT
I've just missed the THIRD appointment in a row to open a new bank account, FUCKS SAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
He never had any,
what with him being a hideous manchild.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
Is that the picture where it looks like he's got fleshpants on?
I ain't looking.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
right-clicking and saving it for later eh?

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Right click save as wallpaper mate

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)
print out and wallpaper the lounge with it

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print out two small ones and stick them on the inside of a pair of sunglasses

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
I can't find that in the right click menu :(

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
it's a good job i remebered why i didn't like syncy in the first place
and realised never to click any of his links
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
For Jesus sake, badger :(

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
fuck off!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
i prefer the bits with webclam in.
he was awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)
as you wish you brave hero
www.b3ta.com/talk/5532580
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
I knew what that was going to be before I even clicked
you utter cunt
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top internetting!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)
Well
I now need mind bleach.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
Was that an untagged NSFW link to a picture of a penis?
thanks for that.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
nobody made you lick the screen though

(likeajackhammer, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
Strictly speaking, it was a link to Syncubu sposting an untagged picture of his penis.
With sufficeiet context to allow the reader to guess what the link was OF.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
Serious (shock horror!) question
Does anyone here suffer depression or bipolar disorder. I am doing a bit of research. Could you gaz me?
If not you can either a) ignore this or b) place a humorous joke as a reply. Lovely.
(Northern Lovely, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
I think that it's wack to call someone wack.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
I can help

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
Research?
Edit: And you might want to check Off-topic. It's got all the QOTWers, they'll be pleased to offload their personal tragedies.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
Not like, medical research, more personal research?
I have a few questions and stuff.
(Northern Lovely, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
As I say, offtopic.
They wax lyrical about how depressed they've been and all that shit. I think most people have had brushes with depression/self-harm/feeling blue. Depends if you mean Depression, or depression.

If you mean Depression, diagnosed, there's lots of forums out there. Given the propensity of b3ta to go off on one and get all melodramatic, I'm not sure it's the best place to ask, personally.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
Well at this time it's undiagnosed
Can you stop depression in others becoming Depression, or is that just wishful thinking?

I know, it's a heavy thread. I'll check offtopic. Thanks for the response, much appreciated.
(Northern Lovely, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
Okay sam, here we go.
Diognosing a 'friend' (is she fit by the way?), is going to make him or her shut off from you. Nobody wants their mate turn into a doctor, they just want the world to fuck off for a little while. Don't do any kind of "But it's not so bad, you've got XYZ good with your life", it dosn't work that way.

The best thing you can do is call them out for a drink or two, or get them to do something they like. Engage them in coversation that they're interested in and let them forget their worries for a few hours. If things get emotionaly hot'n'heavy, the don't say much more than 'yup, yeah', *nod*, sure.". Tell them about a 'mate' who went to the docs to get some pills, and that s/he should give it a go, "worst case, give them to me, they're quite nice.".

But the worst thing you can do is diognoise him/her, nobody wants to hear that shit unless you have certificate on the wall.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
this is where i've been going wrong, i'm always picking holes in people and pointing out the many ways they are shit and need to change

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
you fucking idiot

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Why?

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
Gonzo is very good at spouting "advice" on subjects he knows less than fuck-all about

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What helped you out the most? Music Theorpy or Art Theorpy? Did you try that CBT thing, are you in the school of thought that it's a good thing or a bad thing?
But don't worry Gigly, rather than offering advice or contradicting what I've said, let's just call me an idiot and be done with it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
i found the lithium took the edge off

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
ok, you're a fucking idiot because you're spouting ill-informed opinions on a subject where you have zero personal experience
see also: rape
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Yeah', none at all, not even the slightest.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
has sexface raped you too?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)
oh right
so you're mentally ill too?

what helped you out the most? music therapy or art therapy? did you try that CBT thing etc etc
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Yeah', I just didn't feel the need to broadcast it.
Not sayin' you did really, but I kept most of that part of my life offline.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
I'm sorry to hear you were raped and suicidal
I imagine you're drugged up to the eyeballs now on happy pills though

which padded cell did they give you?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
Yeah', that is almost exactly what I said happened to me, well done.
It's not a pissing contest to see how fucked up you are.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
haha, brainwrong
haha
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
=((((((
Like fishing for, erm, fish, in a barrel.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
Thankyou this is brilliant advice, and confirms exactly what I was worried about.
It's not a fit bird, sorry. It's actually my dad.

I'm going to have a gentle chat with him and see if I can get something done. I'm also wondering if there is a bit of a placebo effect in place when getting help (for anything, not just depression), and even a placebo right now would really help (till the meds kick in).

Thanks again - this is really, really appreciated and now I know what 'line' to take I feel a lot less lost. I don't want him to feel I am patronising him or forcing him to admit something he hasn't admitted to himself.
(Northern Lovely, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
Oooh, it's very different if it's your dad, no matter how close to your dad you are, they're not a 'friend'.
Get one of his mates to do the above, he can't talk to you about all sorts of things.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
I think St John's Wort is a kind of hippy natural happiness tablet
my mum takes it
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
Fucks around with all kinds of prescription meds as well.
I was a little surprised at how much effect it has as a herb.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
I would have to check this
He's on loooads of tablets for various things. But if it's OK for him I am going to get some.
(Northern Lovely, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
Nah, babe.
He needs to see his doctor if he's going to start taking that stuff. Everything interacts with everything else when it comes to meds, throwing something else in might fuck it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
Once someone online mocked me, so I started carbo-loading
does this count?
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
no i will not gaz you, i think you are just lying about this research you are doing

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
I think someone close to me might have a problem
and I want to approach it the right way, rather than offend them.

But it's OK, I wasn't *forcing* anyone to Gaz me.
(Northern Lovely, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
a quick google will tell you all you need, if they are bi polar it should be bloody obvious

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
It's not as simple as that, I have tried Google but it's hard to match it up
I thought someone on here might be able to help, and indeed I've had some really helpful advice on what to do.

I wasn't sure what the extremes of bipolarity are, and no, it's not obvious to me. Sorry.
(Northern Lovely, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
it would be to a good doctor tho
if your friend is not seeking help there is little you can do, unless they are suicidal, then you may have a chance to get them sectioned
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
Yeah, I know, and I appreciate your thoughts.

(Northern Lovely, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
you'd think so
it's actually pretty difficult to get someone sectioned
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
well yeah, but it is easy to get them refered to a clinic, at least it is round here

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
See if you'd just said this...
If you think your friend has a problem, I would take a step back and try and work out if meddling is going to help. If you're feeling low, maybe you don't want someone in your business. As their friend, I would suggest simply making yourself as avaiable as possible to your mate, offering a beer or a coffee whenever they need it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
You could kill 2 birds with one stone by only ever offering them caffeinated beer.
Efficiency is your bed fellow on the road to well-being.
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
good going there
offer a depressant or a stimulant, maybe some speed balling into the vein too
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
So I didn't think the settings through too well.
That wasn't my point and you know it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
:) thanks, it's not a friend it's a close relative but the idea's the same.
See, I've tried all the regular stuff, going shopping, to a movie, out for dinner but they are getting less and less involved and more and more 'down'. They only have me and I feel a great responsibility. I think they'd freak out if I got a Doctor involved.

I've heard St John's Wort can help lift the mood so I might broach this with him in some way.
(Northern Lovely, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
Honestly, just tell them to 'get a fucking grip'

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
That stuff helped a mate, but did fuck all for me.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
See what you need to do is
grab them by the collar, touch noses and shout "SNAP OUT OF IT YOU EMO CUNT OR I'L PUNCH YOUR FUCKING FACE OFF!"
See? Told you I could help.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)

It'll probably be better to leave them alone to wallow in self-loathing. They'll probably come round eventually, so let them know your there throughout but without pushing them too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
Check QOTW off topic
Also, I think tennis scoring is the most stupid scale of scoring, it makes no sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
Thanks, and how can you hate a scoring system
Based on Love!?!?!?

I hate Tennis. So much grunting. So uncouth.
(Northern Lovely, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
*some witty retort about love deuce*

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
Yeah, the numbers are crazy
but I like the deuce/two clear points to win the set thing, yes I do
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
I hang about offtopic
Yet I'm not depressed. Perhaps I need a new home!
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
or become depressed
hang around there long enough and you just might
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
I find it more stimulating than /talk
Insert Penis Joke

Insert Insertion Joke
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
I think I do as well as I'm not depressed at all.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
Show us your bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
show me yours first pugboy

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
My bumhole is on the end of my nobbler and my weehole is between my bum cheeks.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
Now this I really must see.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
Come to the dark side!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
"Dark" is just the problem though
A bit too many blacks...
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
It's ok, we're all just really minstrels

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
Yeah', ok then, and while we're asking for things, could someone with tits send me naked pictures of themselves, preffably in the middle of some sort of sex-act, or maybe wee'ing.
It's for research too.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
Jesus, you have opened yourself up to the fat male community quite nicely there

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
If there's one thing I know about Gonzo,
it's that he knows his target audience very well
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
this man is not lying here, his reaserch is very important, if bumhole could also be included it could help medical science no end

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
She didn't reply to my bumhole text :D
Thanks dude :)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
pfft
did you actually just text "show me your bumhole" ? :P
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
Yup :D
"Show me your bumhole, Picmsg, then we'll talk..."
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
it's a win win situation, you either get bumhole or left the fuck alone

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
She's probably gone out to buy a tripod.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
D:

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
And a pug to press the button on the camera.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
*puts hands over ears* NONONONONONONONO D:

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand [SEND]

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
I killed myself four years ago

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
OMG ME 2 "¬!!1
I got better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
QOTW can help.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
I have in past
but not anymore. I decided to man the fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
'I like this'

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
i buy polar
i find them the most reliable source for frozen goods
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
You Dad is full of AIDS
you need to suck out the poison.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
I'M ON A TRAIN MOTHERFUCKER TAKE A LOOK AT ME

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
close enough
onlineslangdictionary.com/definition+of/run+train
(likeajackhammer, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
TRAINTERNET

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
IT LOOKS LIKE A HOT AIR BALLOON IS HITCHING A RIDE

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/onatrain.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
No

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
it's too late... that image is now indelibly scorched on your retinas...

(likeajackhammer, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)
Oh

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
His gargantuan features looming over her, that epic sweaty visage contorted in a mixture of ecstacy, fear and not a little revulsion, beads of sweat dropping like briny waterbombs onto her undulous, pale clammy flesh.
As he manages to dribble his feeble seed into her puckered, voluminous vulva, their bloated heads preventing the tails flapping in any way but ineffectually in their new gaping labyrinth of a home.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
Ineffectual?
I'm pretty sure the one thing on my mind at the moment is that it *isn't* ineffectual
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
Yeah, but it will probably be all floppy and happy in the worse possible way.
aHEEEEEEEEEEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
bit early to say that, it could still be a miscaridge, still born or a spastic

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
I had a dream about you

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
Are you misquoting The Lonely Island?
If you are, you've gone up in my estimations.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
no dolphins near trains though.
muthafucka.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
I've got a nautical themed pashmina afghan

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
i'm flippin burgers, you at kinko straight flippin copies!

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
I'm on a train
(like a boss)
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
Turn into a jet, bomb the russians.

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
*jizzes in his pants*

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
I just ate a grape and I...

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
When bruce willis was dead, at the end of sixth sense I...

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
I open my window and a breeze rolls in and I...

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
Space Luge is totally cancelled

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
Kick it Sax-Man!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
A horse drunk a bottle, and fucked a cow

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
Boiled Goose

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
Burrheelldd Guuurrssee

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
A boombox can save the world
But you gotta know your limits with a boombox
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
One in front and two in the back
Had it locked up like a chinese fingertrap
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
Who said we're wack?

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
Fuck dreams, I climb buoys motherfucker.

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
I am

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
Like fuck he was.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
Oh for fuck's sake

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
Who invited Red Rocket
That guy's a cunt
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
I've been watching The Dudes since 2004, freaking awesome.
MMmmmm Captain Gaycap.

Unlike these bunch bandwagon jumpers....
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
*sheepishly admits she's only known who they are since May*

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
Although actually, I heard dick in a box last year
And saw Jizz in my pants on valentines day.

It's been my ring tone since then, it inspires me to answer my phone quickly while in public.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
Their student film projects were the funniest :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
I'm off to youtube for "awesometown"

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
Explosive High Five!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
That's fine, not everyone is as sad as me
I just think it's even sadder to jabber on about it like they've just struck gold...
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
I freely admit I'm late to the party
They're godly though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
indeed :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
Fuck's sake, it's like a baby bird trying to get mummy bird to regurgitate some attention into their gobs, these days.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)
This newer gonzo on a higher horse intrigues me

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)

intrigues excites

Slag.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)
id much rather not thanks

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
why don't you read a book, you fat accident

(likeajackhammer, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
Har!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
THE HUBARE BOOK OF WHY AYE PET

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
Well I'm off to play extreme golf at 12. I win.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)
GOLF
TO THE EXTREEEEEME


"What par is this hole?"
"EXTREEEEEME"

"It's heading for the green!"
"EXTREEEEEEEEEME!"

"What's your handicap?"
"EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!

"A hole in EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!"
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
It's not that extreme.
I'm just playing with my earphones in so I can't hear people shouting ''FORE!'' when a ball is coming near me.


EXTREEEEEME.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
I certainly hope it doesn't derail or have a head on collision with another train.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
THANKS LOVE :)

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
cr3, cr3, sir, sir, rosalicious deleted a lively and engaging discussion about aircon sir, i wouldn't like her banned but she should be punished, sir
this is the problem with the delete message function sir,,

were you a little snitch at school? did you get people in trouble to save your own skin

you grasses
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)
I wasn't a snitch
I was a geek and a tearaway :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

a tearaway bullied mercilessly
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
That too
I did get into my fair share of trouble though
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
I never really got into much trouble at school where I could dump others in it.
I was generally in trouble for never doing any work!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
oh david

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
cr3 look here she is, tell her off before she deletes another great thread

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
rules of dave and rose.
youre brazen.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)
Nah, I was always the one getting in trouble like showing girls my willy on top of the climbig frame and running across the field squealing when lunch was over, whilst being chased by all the teachers.
I also refused to do work one day as I said I was a Teenage Mutant Hero Turtle. My mum got called and I got a smack upside the head.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
Did it take you a long time to come out of your shell after that?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)
I had a ginger mate for the sole reason of making myself feel cool at the age of 4.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
I once did a really stinky fart at school, nobody would admit to it, so the teacher chucked my mate out of the classroom thinking it was him.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
no, I was quite quiet for the most part
until I got to Year 10, then the drinking and suchlike started.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
a kid at school
grassed up the bully everyone hated and got him expelled

so everyone was happy he'd got expelled, but then they bullied this poor kid for being a grass

wait while I paste this in qotw
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
She made me upset. Online.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
this sort of thing requires some form of online ticking off
or lines or summat
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)
i dont get told

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
cr3 should ban her from viewing everyones messages. Everyone except for Dave! That'll learn her.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
whoa, that is bloody harsh, but the crime was bad too, i'm sure cr3 will know what to do, he's great

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
that so would.
this place is FULL of great posts. look how much id miss!
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
I'm gonna ring you up at 3am and tell you about the air conditioner in the kitchen showroom.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
oh boy

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)
Only my brother
But that is expected.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
oh yeah, talk dirty to me bitch

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
no time, got to go and buy some snouts

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
I was a proper geek at school.
Never in trouble. I was extremely quiet and very shy at school, so much so that one of my science teachers called my mum in because he was concerned. I was a bullies wet dream.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
Only bullies?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
Yes.
Only them. They loved me; ginger, freckles, quiet, glasses wearer, braces wearer, tubby, short, liked 'different music' (rock/indie). But that was school and I've grown up now.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
What's needed now is a great big fucking cup of tea
a brew the size of your head

go on, put the kettle on or I'll smack you

but seriously, the muppets in here drink tea from polystyrene cups, I saw one of them put the milk in the cup and then he put a teabag in the milk. I nearly exploded on the spot

hands up anyone who's an anal teamonger?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

Anal Teamonger would be a great band name
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
Would they be a metal band?

(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

nah I see them as a kind of quite pretentious, Krafwerky outfit, but with power tools as part of their set
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)
I totally see that.
I'd probably love them, but not admit it until someone else did. They'd be a shameful indulgence.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
I read that as
Anal Teabagger
(ricky_darkholer is blonde on the inside, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)

I've been in hibernation for 10 years....I woke up at xmas 2008
I think I'm having a midlife crisis or I need to attend a mental unit on a weekly basis....but while I wait for my first appointment, I'll write my rubbish on here!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
I am anal about my Green tea
It HAS to be of the precise strength or I don't drink it all.

Also some mugs I don't like. I just don't. Whereas make me a good old regular PG and I'm grand.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
green tea confuses me
I have to leave it to brew for about half an hour to get any flavour out of it
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
No, I'm not that OCD
if it's hot and wet I'll drink it.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)
I swear you only say these things for out of context clicking lols
*OOCCLOLS*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)
of course
:)
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
If you can't help replying
is that an *OCDOOCLOL*?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
this could get confusing rather quickly

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
so
many
entendres
can't
choose
just
one

ACK!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)
Hey Spang!! you want some Volcano Magma?
glub glub glub
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
om nom nom

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
burnygood

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
Lavarly

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
hooh ho

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
Alright spangy?
how's it hanging?
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
swinging merrily, thankyou RR.
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
Tip top.
I'm off for a stroll in the sunshine in a min. To the bank tho... BOO
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)
Not me.
I have two stipulations when it comes to tea:

Very strong with a dash of milk. Kind of like builder's tea.
No sugar.

Other than those, I couldn't give a fuck if you put the teabag in first or last or whatever. Life's too short to worry about things like that.

Also, put your own fucking kettle on.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
I have to confess:
I have while making an English tea put the teabag in first, then the milk on top. It tastes just the same....
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)
if that's the case
then you're drinking shit tea
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
May I ask then
Does it curdle the milk or something horrible? Or is it just 'not the done thing'?
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6248744
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
also, the higher the temperature the better it works.
So if you put milk in first, you bring the temperature down and fuck it all up.

I don't drink cheap shitty english teas though.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
Aaaaah...
OK, as a social experiment I shall make myself two cups of tea at lunchtime and see if there are differences.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)
yes I'm very sure the rate of change will be different.
DEAR WORLD:

YOU ALL USE THE WORD "DIFFERENTIATE" INCORRECTLY.

PLEASE STOP IT, IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)
Noted, looked-up, edited :)

(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
Language clue:
if the world uses it one way, that's what it means.

Edit:
dictionary.reference.com/browse/differentiate
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
Not really.
Although that's the case sometimes (and yes, it's how language evolves), there are still occasions where words are simply used incorrectly.


In the face of online evidence, I stand corrected. But I'm pretty sure they're recent definitions.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
I fully agree upon this

(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
tea is crafted to have the flavour released when introduced to boiling water
if you put the teabag in the milk, then you have a soggy mush and the tea leaves are effectively saturated with milk so the teaness is trapped inside.
now if you make the tea in a pot, you may or may not put the milk into the cup before you pour the tea. It's debatable wether or not you should do that or pour and then put the milk in. That's an argument that may never be settled

but if you put the teabag in the milk then you should be banished to the land of ice-tea for all eternity
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
Shame on me
But I wouldn't actually mind that punishment; I like iced tea. Sometimes I make my own if I'm very, very lonely.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
not the drink
the rapper

and he's not rapping, it's a land entirely poplutated by ice-tea reprising his worst movie roles
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
Oh no...
I wouldn't like that at all. I REPENT!
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
^the voice of reason...
I knew you wouldn't let me down, pussycat
(likeajackhammer, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
*purrs*

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
I like to dip lemon scented baby wipe into my tea
gives it a little zing.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
I'm a part time suger stone fairy...
I'm employed to make little brown lumps of coffee/tea and sugar and place them in the sugar bowl
(likeajackhammer, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)
Your work with a dirty teaspoon is wonderful!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
I too am in the no milk & teabag at the same time club.
NMATBATSTC
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)
make a badge
i agree

apparently the lipids can bung up the teabag holes and stop it from brewing as well...

or something?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
Stupid fat bitch puts the teabag in, then the milk
Then stirs it around a bit, takes out the teabag and puts in the sugar.

It makes me want to slap her more than usual. The milk thing doesn't bother me *that* much, using a wet spoon in the sugar does.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
i like to look at funny pictures of bears

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
No one like that here,
no way, not at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
Why would anyone want to sully tea with cow juice?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
I put a small amount of milk in first at work
as it stops a layer of scum developing on the top
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
a more effective method would be to stop topping up your kettle from the toilet

(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
I like it from some kind of mug.
From plastic/cardboard/polystyrene is a bit shit
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
I prescribe a hot glass of Get The Fuck Over It
with a side of Man The Fuck Up!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
I only drink green tea because I'm a pretentious cunt.
In fact I have green tea with spearmint now.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)
Sounds nice, actually
I just drink it to make me less gassy...And I'm a bit pretentious.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)
Green tea can be nice
Mint tea can be fucking lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
I have some nettle and mint tea at home
that's nice.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
I had some of that last night.
Also peppermint and eucalyptus tea. It tastes nice but smells horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
I'm going to be honest, I really don't give a fuck about my tea.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)
I just pour hot water on the powder and voilà, instant tea.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
That's Bird's Custard silly!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
That's Ronnie Wood's Dad, silly!

(likeajackhammer, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
I'd love to smoke Keith Richard's ashes.
Get proper fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
that's Dehydrated Martians, silly!

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
I like my tea like I like my women
with a slurry of biscuit in the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)
I like my men like I like my tea
errr....Strong enough to stand a spoon in
(Bababoon, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)
Blah blah blah
I'm popular........obviously

Stop hiding behind your computer...come and say that to my face!
(Undercoverbitch *-*, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
give us an address then?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
10 Rue de la Neck Flambé
France
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
GNEEEEEEEEEEEE

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
do you see the little link saying "REPLY" after each post?
try clicking that

go on, just try it
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
Fuck off you tedious waste of carbon.
Bring back the days when public nuisances like you could be beaten with a stick.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
Surely if there were still guillotine executions until the 1970s
Stick-beating is still legal?

If not I wish to know why not.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
Beating with a stick is just old-fashioned.
And tiring!

But still I yearn for it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)
But the old-fashioned ones are the best, surely
Like the good old, reliable Iron Maiden-style punishment.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

I've been in hibernation for 10 years....I woke up at xmas 2008
I think I'm having a midlife crisis or I need to attend a mental unit on a weekly basis....but while I wait for my first appointment, I'll write my rubbish on here!
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
also
I've been in hibernation for 10 years....I woke up at xmas 2008
I think I'm having a midlife crisis or I need to attend a mental unit on a weekly basis....but while I wait for my first appointment, I'll write my rubbish on here!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
GNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
I've been a Cushings for 10 years....I woke up at xmas 2008
I think I'm having a trouser crisis or I need to attend a spastic seminar on a weekly basis....but while I wait for my first appointment, I'll write my head dobbings on here!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
hahaha
'trouser crisis'
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)
It's how I'm going to care for my children

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
I like barnaby bear
he trapped my frog door in france
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
Oh, I remember you, you're the "clever" girl.

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)
Clever?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6244403#post6244407
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
Oh yeh
I remember her.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
Don't worry, it's a word you won't hear much.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
The raptor from Jurrasic Park?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
I have nightmares about creatures like her taking over the world
So yes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)
Here you go, this should help...
www.askabiologist.org.uk/punbb/viewtopic.php?id=988
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
She's probably got lop-sided bloaty Down's tits.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
(very expensive)?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)

I've been in Prestatyn for 10 years....I woke up at the crack of dawn,
I think I'm in a wildlife reserve or I need to post my thoughts....but while I wait for my ointment, I'll recycle my rubbish here!
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
BANHAMMER'D

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)
Ha!
You're killing me!!!!!
(Undercoverbitch *-*, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)
chillbaby: available for birthdays and b'nai mitzvah
i39.tinypic.com/54tzyq.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/weloveyouundercoverbitch.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
GNEEEEE

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
UNG UNG UNG UNG

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
WEEEERRG

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)
You shouldn't force them to say things like that :(

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
they enjoy it. honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)
If only.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)
I had a suit like that.
Wonder if it still fits.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)
Try again, but this time, concentrate.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
I'll try, Doctor.

(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

I've been in hibernation for 10 years....I woke up at xmas 2008
I think I'm having a midlife crisis or I need to attend a mental unit on a weekly basis....but while I wait for my first appointment, I'll write my rubbish on here!
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)
Seriously, what?

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

I've been in hibernation for 10 years....I woke up at xmas 2008
I think I'm having a midlife crisis or I need to attend a mental unit on a weekly basis....but while I wait for my first appointment, I'll write my rubbish on here!
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

I've been in hibernation for 10 years....I woke up at xmas 2008
I think I'm having a midlife crisis or I need to attend a mental unit on a weekly basis....but while I wait for my first appointment, I'll write my rubbish on here!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
Did you burn you neck?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)
*parp* SORRY, your time is up
don't worry about them, I would like to engage you in conversation, tell me something about yourself. Do you have any lunch plans? What do you think you might have?
I've been in hibernation for 10 years in Bristol....I woke up at xmas 2008, sounding like Barnaby Bear. I like to think I'm having a midlife crisis or I need to attend a mental unit in France on a weekly basis, to stop my neck-burning....but while I wait for my first appointment, I'll write my rubbish on here! I don't think you'll like it.
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
?
I've been in hibernation for 10 years....I woke up at xmas 2008
I think I'm having a midlife crisis or I need to attend a mental unit on a weekly basis....but while I wait for my first appointment, I'll write my rubbish on here!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

I've been in hibernation for 10 years....I woke up at xmas 2008
I think I'm having a midlife crisis or I need to attend a mental unit on a weekly basis....but while I wait for my first appointment, I'll write my rubbish on here!
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

I've been in hibernation for 10 years....I woke up at xmas 2008
I think I'm having a midlife crisis or I need to attend a mental unit on a weekly basis....but while I wait for my first appointment, I'll write my rubbish on here!
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
Quam vista flurg nurg?

(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

I've been in hibernation for 10 years....I woke up at xmas 2008
I think I'm having a midlife crisis or I need to attend a mental unit on a weekly basis....but while I wait for my first appointment, I'll write my rubbish on here!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
not not tonight, not not tonight
your not on the list!
(dildogaggins is trying to lick ones elbow!, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)
oh now what the fuck is THIS noise?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)
Not as noisy as me.
HELLO FACE
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
MORNING B.A.

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
The Sunnydale Home for the permanently bewildered must have let them all out early today.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)
seems that way!
morning, chap. i've read civil war and identity crisis.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
In every home in the country is a list
made by the female occupant which has my name on it

the list is entitled "list of people I'd like to touch"
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
Schlinders?

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)
Has a spastic bus crashed near an internet shop or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)
I'd like to call this situation Spasnet

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)
I can imagine tons of fastrunners in safety helmets pounding keyboard and wailing as the helpers try and get restraining belts onto them

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)
my not on the list

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your all gay

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)
WHY!
What have I ever done to you? boo hoo
(Undercoverbitch *-*, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)
Anal fucking mucus.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

I've been in hibernation for 10 years....I woke up at xmas 2008
I think I'm having a midlife crisis or I need to attend a mental unit on a weekly basis....but while I wait for my first appointment, I'll write my rubbish on here!
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

I've been in hibernation for 10 years....I woke up at xmas 2008
I think I'm having a midlife crisis or I need to attend a mental unit on a weekly basis....but while I wait for my first appointment, I'll write my rubbish on here!
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

I've been in hibernation for 10 years in Bristol....I woke up at xmas 2008, sounding like Barnaby Bear. I like to think I'm having a midlife crisis or I need to attend a mental unit in France on a weekly basis, to stop my neck-burning....but while I wait for my first appointment, I'll write my rubbish on here! I don't think you'll like it.
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
Fucking flash player not working
I've done all the clearing of caches and cookies, uninstalled and reinstalled flash and it's still failing on some sites.

What now?
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)
now we, HIT THE HUT

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
WOOP WOOP WOOP

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
OH AND FRIZ
1337wood Macbook

is the winner.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)
watch Undercoverbitch get banned?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
that's been happening to me recently
bloody annoying
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
try a different browser?
edit: that'll just tell you if the Flash installation is knackered, do an uninstall, reboot, do a reinstall, reboot, try again in Firefox
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Can we have a thread where everyone tells each other what browser they use?
I like those.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)
Internet Explorer 1.1

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)
Can-Bit Of String-Can 2.0

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)
i assumed you used firepug

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)
I stare up its bumpipe like an information telescope

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

www.sneakypug.com/Halloween/Firepug.gif
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
netscape navigator

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)
if that doesn't fix it you might need to find the plugins directory and delete all the Flash content manually
proceed with caution
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wow, thanks Frank
but where is the plugins directory?
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C:\Program Files\Mozilla Firefox\plugins

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right-click each DLL file, go to Version tab and check the Company name
if it's Adobe or Macromedia then rename the file to blah.BAK
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you might need to go into Tools > Folder options > View
and disable "hide extensions for known file types" and "Hide protected operating system files" too
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fuck it, format your C drive for all I care

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maybe she's doing it right now
and when it works you'll get a big expensive present

don't let her off with anything less!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)
I sometimes wonder if some people have me on block

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i know i do

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)
fix your own computer then, see if I give a rat's bottom

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I think I might make a political playlist on Spotify today.
I quite like that "Where is the love?" song by Black Eye'd Peas, I'm quite upset that it's not true to the rest of their music though.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
it's pretty lame that they had a song called 'let's get retarded' then changed it so they could release it for moneys

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)
Make a cup of tea

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)
more specifically
make ME a cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)
tea is overated, coffee is much better

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)
i don't agree, mongy
however, in some situations i do prefer a cup of coffee. not many though
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)
you fat puff
tea is for girls, coffee is a MAN'S DRINK
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i bet you drink skinny lattes you irredeemable queer

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)
fucking bollocks do I
triple shot americano, that's how fucking butch I am
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Chill
like this baby here
i39.tinypic.com/54tzyq.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)
try another browser?

(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)
CIIJASIIE

(ricky_darkholer is blonde on the inside, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)
HAR HAR HAR
This is amusing me
(Undercoverbitch *-*, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

I've been in hibernation for 10 years....I woke up at xmas 2008
I think I'm having a midlife crisis or I need to attend a mental unit on a weekly basis....but while I wait for my first appointment, I'll write my rubbish on here!
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
You're not amusing me.
Ignored.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
SUPERMATT IS A CUNT

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I saw that

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)
I'm not really so mean as to ignore someone :(
I'll just pretend their posts don't exist.
PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
You know, people don't ignore people to genuinely ignore them.
I think they do it just to make a fuss about "OMG IMMA GUNNA IGNUR U!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

www.gilgamesh.zen.co.uk/YHBI/
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I've said it before, I'll say it again.
That's fucking awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
I've said it before, I'll say it again.
I'm fucking awesome.
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I wasn't questioning that bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)
great! let's meet up for sex then

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waaaaait a minute!

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MOAR OF THIS SORT OF THING!

(likeajackhammer, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
I'm still shitter than you.

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
not for much longer though

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Yeah' Bou, gutted, still can't intrigrate.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
CABBIT WTF
i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj50/jazzyjantzen/untitled.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

www.elitesavers.com/funny/naughty-dog.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)
Who are you
And why are you a prick?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
It's a shame isn't it.
How are you today?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

I've been in hibernation for 10 years in Bristol....I woke up at xmas 2008, sounding like Barnaby Bear. I like to think I'm having a midlife crisis or I need to attend a mental unit in France on a weekly basis, to stop my neck-burning....but while I wait for my first appointment, I'll write my rubbish on here! I don't think you'll like it.
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
haha, top banter
i might nick this


yoink
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

go ahead
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)
What button are you clicking mongy?
I Like the I Like This! button.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
i click the add friend button alot, still waiting for someone to be a real friend tho, like, meet up, and have a chat, maybe share some past experiances with amusing results

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)
I too click the button awaiting acceptance.
I think, to be honest, it's quite presumptious to have an "add Friend" button, what if I want to be their friend but they don't want to be mine?

I think I would quite like a quiet drink with you one day, maybe we can talk about Gizmos'n'Gadgets'n'crushing-addictions'n'dogs'n'fishing ?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)
but what if we didn't get along? i'm not sure i'd like that at all

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)
Somtimes you need to take risks in life.
But maybe it's for the best, I'ld hait to sully our online relationship, my counciler would be gutted for me if it doesn't work out.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
perhaps we could just go shopping in the same shopping center, and if we happen to bump in to each other play it by ear from there
no pressure that way
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)
COMPUTER BANDS
R.A.M

Bonus Link!
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
Red Hot Chilli Printers

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
did they bring out that song Under the Network Bridge

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
did they bring out that song Everybody Hertz?

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
Ha!

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
Johnny Cache.

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
haha, fucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)
Manic 1337 Preachers

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
Rage Against The Virtual Machine

(likeajackhammer, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
Frank Zappa and the motherboards of invention

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)
Router Furry Animals

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)
Fleet Firefoxes

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)
l33t firefoxes even

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
The Commodores

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
Hubstar

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
microsoft cell

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
Notorious USB

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
haha

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)
modest mouse

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
The BASIC City Rollers

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
The BASICky Rollers, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
10CC+

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)
soundcarden

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
New Modem Army

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
curiosity killed the CAT5

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)
URLtravox

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)
HELLO

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)
CSS

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
Derrrrrrrrr!
Haven't you got anything original to say MONG
(Undercoverbitch *-*, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
I'm a national champion

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

I've been in hibernation for 10 years....I woke up at xmas 2008
I think I'm having a midlife crisis or I need to attend a mental unit on a weekly basis....but while I wait for my first appointment, I'll write my rubbish on here!
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
I SKATED TO WORK.
I ache a little, but boy that was fun. I need to find some smoother back-roads though.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
It went well then?
It's very active of you, I couldn't do it. I fell over on the way home from work, I wouldn't have the co-ordination to skate.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
I'm trying to Lose Weight*
losing weight is a trademake of the JMG corporation.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
Ooh, good luck.
I would insult you for it, but it's not exactly deserved.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

I've been in hibernation for 10 years....I woke up at xmas 2008
I think I'm having a midlife crisis or I need to attend a mental unit on a weekly basis....but while I wait for my first appointment, I'll write my rubbish on here!
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
what

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
in its profile

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)
Sticking head out train
I wa on a train with my uncle once and he was sticking his head out of the window...and I couldn't contain myself thinking if a train came along and chopped off his head...
I didn't tell him why I was laughing uncontrolably...It may have hurt his feelings
(Undercoverbitch *-*, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
haha yeah, stop doing this now

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
HahahahahaYou're a cunthole

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

I've been in hibernation for 10 years....I woke up at xmas 2008
I think I'm having a midlife crisis or I need to attend a mental unit on a weekly basis....but while I wait for my first appointment, I'll write my rubbish on here!
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
RARE GURL !
I swarez, bear jokes an tings, but yagetsme?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

pffft peach flavoured probiotic yagetsme
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
I swarez Vlad, yagetsme? I'm like .... and she's like.... and then we're all like.... and rare mahn, knowwhatImean ?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
Hee, "Vlad".
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

it rhymes with blad
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
bladmonkey

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
blamdonkey

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)
balkydemon

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
damnblokey

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
Ryan?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
Hello Marcus

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
you make a good point
I think I need a change of scenery, The sports I do I find it difficult to meet women.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
people always advise taking up some form of dancing
but i don't like dancing :(
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
I like dancing, but I have no time for such activities.
I literally have no time as it stands
M: kendo
T: climbing
W: swimming
T: kendo
F: climbing
S: climbing/roadriding
S: climbing/roadriding

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)
so many stuffs!
do you at least swim somewhere where there are pretty ladies in flattering swimsuits?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
they're an acceptable group.
One I am tempted by.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
don't take up fishing, there is a complete lack of human interaction

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
imagine something funny about sleeping with the fishes

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

I think it's high time for a new form of fishing, perhaps in shopping centres or other areas with a high crowd density, fish for humans, maybe not with hooks but with something they might get hold of, then screeeeeee, reel them in. You'd get human interaction then
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
Martial arts?
Lots of women do that for self-defense.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)
yeah, the fucking spoilsports

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
I do a martial art.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
Ryan?

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
bryan?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)
This thread is better
I'm off to get a TRAIN later for TWO HOURS to NEWCASTLE.

What train-based antics should I do?
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)
Stick your head out of the window when you hear a train coming in the opposite direction

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
My face will stop the train lol lol fatface

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
The other train might think one of the Thomas the tank engine trains was coming towards them.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
Haha
See, I like the *good* fatface jokes.

This is one of them
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
I don't like bullying normally but this raised me a chuckle Friz

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)
DG and Wormulus are usually very original
But when it's the same dreary "uh.. you can fit snooker balls in your mouth", it just makes me convinced that the user in question just sniffs glue and types the same dreary shit over and over.

When thought is put into it, I enjoy it.

/end
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
I BET YOU ENJOY PUTTING SNOOKER BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH
hahahahaha
*sniffs glue*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
GOOD ONE, MIKE WOZ ERE

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
I mean..

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
:/
b3ta.com/search/posts/16234?q=snooker
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

it's more fun to sniff snooker balls and fill your mouth with glue
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
Your head is soo big, that when you went to get your top hat fitted, you had to go up a size from the tailor's origional estimate !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
I lolled at the pure shitness of this one. Well done.

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
ABERDEEN
LOLFAT Etc
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
Your face is so big, that when compaired to an average sized head, your head is clearly bigger.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
huh huh... you could, like, fit DG and Wormulus into your mouth. LOL

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
Your head is so big, that it sat next to _everybody_ at school.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

balls tables
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

tables halls
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

halls something bigger lol
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
it's a perfect comedy recipe!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
My face isn't even that fat!

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)
you're preaching to the choir, man

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
Train spotter spotting.
I'll be training it up on Friday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
WHERE TO?

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
Scarborough.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
Good for you.

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
I think so too.
You should take a day trip and come visit me.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
I NEED AN ADULT
I NEED AN ADULT
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
Ahaha.
*touches*
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
Have you found a job in Aberdeen yet?
And if not, why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
No, as I've not been looking.
*makes cheeky face*
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
I hate you!

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
I'll send you a postcard.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
You should see if you can get a job at that Crazy Golf place.
Maybe they'll pay you to get high scores !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)
Get off at full speed before Newcastle.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

spend the whole journey hurrying from one end of the train to the other, not sitting down at all, just going backwards and forwards
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
"Tickets please"
"WHEEEEEEEEE"
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
why don't you try and derail the train by running from either side bumping into the walls.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
i'm a one man terrorist group

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
Under Siege 2?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)
that's better than a one man pop group

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
or a one man morris dancing group

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
insist the driver do a barrel roll

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
Poor Skippy =((((

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
slippy, wannit?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
Take a conductors outfit.
Walk around asking people for tickets, if you bump into the actual conductor, beat him up.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
You should, like, totally, enjoy the journey.
I really hope you have a safe journey and no halm comes to you, your fellow train travellers, or anyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
perhaps you could read a book
or a paper or something
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
read someone elses paper
over their shoulder.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
Newcastle...
*homesicks*
(likeajackhammer, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
I'm gonna totally touch all your things

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
Induce paranoia in people by watching them
then as soon as they make eye contact with you, immediately hide behind your newspaper. Repeat this for everyone.

If anyone approaches you to ask why you were staring at them, just say you thought they were an old friend you recognised from school. Wait for them to return to their seat and then repeat the process.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
Bonus points for whispering death threats whilst staring

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

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