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Fuck that,
Big Brother is on, WOW, who's your favourite?

Other than that what's your favourite Peter Sellers film?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

Watchmen.
He was in Watchmen, right?
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SuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

I'm going to pretend I don't watch Big Brother and show my disgust on the internet.
EURGH. How DARE you like a TV SHOW.

EUUUUURGH
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

Alright.
Friz. You're usually my man on the inside on these things.

Why's it going at top speed amongst the top heavy?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

Why is what on what things how?
I got that job by the way. Teaching kids to sing in London. I'm excited over here, like
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

Don't sing too enthusiastically
you may swallow them.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

The internet.
It's moving at high speed.

I'm glad to hear of your job. No doubt a man who can crush you with his numpad will see this as an opportunity to be jealous.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

I've already recieved a fat joke in this VERY THREAD
I'll expect a telegram with a crude doodle of a fat person on it momentarily.
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

And a peado joke!
Shock and awe in italics!
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

:D
you are the uncle buck of b3ta
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

Fat people, Friz..
Fat people..
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)

See, I'm fat, but I like to think I have the mentality of a thin person
I'm back in Newcastle tomorrow. Will you meet me at the station with a cardboard sign saying "FRIZ"?
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)

Tickertape parades and a punch up in Gotham Town.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)

Yes! That is a bar near the Station!
How about a BOGOF pint in @one?!

I'm buying!

*limp wrists*
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)

pedo

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

Unlike you, some of us can be in the same room as kids without having sexual thoughts

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

so you are admitting you have to use self control?
MY GOD.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

Ha

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

yeah!
in fact a lot of the time I have to purposely think about unsexual things to make me last longer.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

What about when in a room of sexy kids, eh?
Where's your argument now?
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Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

Well, I get my raping shoes on, of course

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

*does the rapeymotion*

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Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

I may not mention my job on b3ta again

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)

yeah people don´t like pedo´s

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)

Pedo's? What's that? A pedicurist franchise?
What?
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)

It's like Nando's, but they only sell chickens' feet.

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Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)

PREFIX HUMOUR!
It's a dying breed of joke
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)

They make swimming trunks for paedos.

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)

that will work great in the police interview
*facepalms*
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

Yeah, and onions don't taste nice when raw!

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

It *is* the "let's say a non-sequitur" game, right?

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

you two should just fuck and get it over with

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

I'm bi, love
I'm not blind
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

~~blind~~ choosy
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)

are you really bi?
ewwww

and you were one of my faves :(
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/bad7436b035054876c55/notgay.jpg
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

thats not exactly putting my willy in a mans bum though is it

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)

I've eaten cake today

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jenpots, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

Where's my cake?
:(
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

in the tupperware box

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jenpots, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

If we're playing "Spot the Euphemism" then I think it's 1 - 0 to me.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

If there's any game to be played
it wouldn't be with you.
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jenpots, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

we're definitely playing hide the pickle tomorrow night.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

After I've had my cake.

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)

I'll make you a cake all for yourself if you don't move in on my jenpots while we play hide the pickle.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)

Can I have banana bread?

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

You can have any cake that I don't need more than basic cake making tools to make
or really rare ingredients.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

She said she ate cake
She meant ALL the cake. In the WORLD.
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

not everyone is like you friz old boy

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

Oh yes, I remember that one time I ate all the cake in the world
What
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

+ in one bite

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

Is mike woz ere here yet?
I haven't been informed about snooker balls today yet
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

does mike know a lot about balls?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

and me eating them, over here

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

you're never going to shag me with these awful chat up lines.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

in case you missed it
www.b3ta.com/talk/6276856
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well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

Oh excellent!
I thought it was weird that we've both been online today and he hadn't mentioned it yet.

Oh, he is a card!
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)

you fat fucker

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

did you store it all in your cheeks
x
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

*fat face fives*

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

me too
nyomnyomnyom
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

I've also eaten cake today
3 different types
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magnum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

fuck peter sellers
i met peter cook before he died. lovely lovely man
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

lucky bint.
I hate you more now.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

we CUDDLED

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

you wish.
no we didn't. stop casting aspertions.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)

well you wouldn't have wanted to meet him after he died would you
he'd be a bit stiff smelly and cold
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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

like a dead penguin.

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)

how many dead pengiuns have you encountered 'zuki
and were they stiff and smelly.. cold is a given let's face it they're a penguin
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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)

they were afterwards.

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

I don't know anyone who's watching Big Brother. Even the die hard fans I knew
are bored of it.
I want to see The Ladykillers. That's Peter Sellers, isn't it?
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Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

Sure is, good film.
As for Big Brother, WOAH! How could anyone miss it, some gay nearly got chucked in a pool, phew!
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

If I want to see a gay chucked in a pool, I'll call Barrymore.

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Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

The martina cole novel of the same name is a great book.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)

This is the quiz, right?

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

Yeah, there is only one favourite Peter Sellers film, what's you answer?

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

Pink Panther.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

Wrong,
the answer was 'Being There'.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

I'm calling a stewards inquiry.
The steward says you're shite and I get a point.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

Over ruled.
You get minus a bazillion points, and the winner is uuhhh.... Gilgamesh.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)

Stop pandering, he isn't going to fuck you.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

What a fabulous chap though eh?

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)

"Balham, Gateway to The South"
or Dr Strangelove. no, scrap that. Pink Panther was loltastic.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

I've not watched Big Brother since series 3 went shit.
The first two were pretty interesting.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

I lived where big brother is made
tis lacking in size and ability
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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

the one who sounds like Ricky Gervais
and looks like Wolverine
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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

Dr. Strangelove.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

the answer is obviously this

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6277532
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

Karl couldn't organise a shit thread at a Friz convention
So, what are you guys drinking?
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

ORDGANISE

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SuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

The fuck are you on about

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

Posting above JMG right here

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

IRN BRU & RUM
This needed to be in caps.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

Stella
you still whinging about being shitter than someone pissing on a car?
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

Nah, I got over that pretty quickly
It was a very odd feeling though.
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

I just wanted to remind you, that you are infact shitter than someone pissing on a car is all.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

Worse than piss, me

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

Too right

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

Me.
Internet response?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

Friz posted :(

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SuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

JMG forgives me though

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

Quiz?

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WHARRGARBL, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)

images.zwani.com/graphics/funny_pictures/images/funny-pictures57.jpg
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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)

That Zwani site is so cool.
I wish I was so cool as to get zwani pictures.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)

please god no.

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)

what has two arms,
two legs, and talks?
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)

my dad

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:21, archived)

CORRECT!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:21, archived)

WEY HEY!

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:22, archived)

Needs more Kurds and.

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)

Stephen Hawking.

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)

you never asked if they worked,

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)

oh wow!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)

Is this the first question?

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)

fuck orf

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)

Jizz
Friz
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magnum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)

a question about wanking etiquette
ok, at the moment i have quite a few 'pictures' that i plan to follow through on (really casual first time with her tits out, just my hand and penis meeting up and getting to know each other). my question is, whats the correct way to do this - should i prioritise and only move down the shaft if the first picture proves to give me a dead 'end', or is it OK these days to have my iron closed inbetween the pages of my mum's Grattan catalogue on the lingerie section and shout out the reference codes of my favourite bra and pantie sets as i pound it into the binder?
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)

does any of this have vin diesel in it?

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)

I'm wearing a swimming cap if this aids you/

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)

NEIN

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:27, archived)

but it is my jobbings to be makings yous happys...
:(
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)

happy birthday

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)

....*humours* fank u

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)

I well like that film where he was a baby sitter.
He's a modern Will Smith, put him in any role and he can play it. It's a good thing he's not typecast'd like Patrick Stewart.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:22, archived)

theres no part vin cant nail.
vin's never made a shit film in his life
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:27, archived)

I don't have nearly enough fingers to show how wrong you are.

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)

lol. flid

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)

spackhead mongface.

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)

Yes

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WHARRGARBL, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:21, archived)

@karl
fuck off
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)

No

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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)

It'll only upset people.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)

I thought it was a good idea
But I wasn't paying attention. What went wrong?
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SuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)

everyone reverted to "@ xxxxxx" answers
then decided to fuck the /board over, then the mods decided that Dave was a twat and naughty stepped him
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)

It's a shame people couldn't let a good thing go ahead

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SuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)

the twitter thing started after the quiz was already abandoned

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well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)

...and you lot forgot to mention it to the people on the other boards that couldn't have given a crap
It was a mass threadwaste, and wasn't particularly funny.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)

it was awful,
i feel so ashamed that i was a participant, even in small way

how do i make up for my misdeeds? how do i give something back to the internet forum that i've taken so much from?
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well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

leave it.

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

i'm probably not going to do that
but you can always choose to enjoy the illusion that i have, should you so wish
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well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

*closes eyes and blows out the candles*

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

People got grumpy

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)

Perhaps

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)

yes!
i'm only here for a couple of minutes

so i say with 100% certainty. don't listen to the whiners. plough on ahead!
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manolith hooray for me, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)

Ten questions, one every half hour
Some easy, some hard.

And through Gaz only. Then you can keep a score and make a top leaderboard.

I could probably organise it much, much better
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)

Go on then

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)

I'm not going to do one right now
I haven't prepared any questions.
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)

I didn't say now

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)

That didn't stop Karl.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)

But he advertised it for a whole week
I'm so glad I went out last Sunday
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)

Who couldn't?

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)

me.
i just cant be arsed.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)

a question about dating etiquette
ok, at the moment i have quite a few 'leads' that i plan to follow up (really casual first dates, just meeting up and getting to know each other). my question is, whats the correct way to do this - should i prioritise and only move down the list if the first date proves to be a dead end, or is it OK these days to have more than one's iron in more than one fire, so to speak?
(Brad Dice, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)

take the prettiest one to a nice restaurant
take the easiest one to a pub
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)

top tip here:
dont date
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)

I'm telling CR about you and Mongy

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)

go on then
and i'll tell him what you wrote in that gaz to me
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:13, archived)

You are such a bully.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)

Just shag all of them on after the other in the same night
make sure you tell them all what you are doing though
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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)

I don't get this whole dating thing.
I'm off to get wrecked in someone's garage. Good luck with your future endeavours.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)

that sounds like the worst thing ever

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)

sounds great to me
:(
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)

See as many as you like so long as you're open about it.
Obviously if things got more serious you'd need to choose.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)

this is what i'm thinking
if i really like someone, i wouldn't cheat on her, but there's a risk of this difficult inbetween moment where you're shagging lots of girls.

oh, actually...
(Brad Dice, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)

Take the first one on a road trip to meet all the others.
Stab 50% of them.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)

bad form

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)

Take them all out on one date each
then record a talking head summary of each and interlink it with quips from Cilla Black
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)

if the first does not put out
and seems a little poo,
then be the best
and rape the rest
is my advice to you.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)

happy b3taday dude

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weaver., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)

Take 'em all to the same place and make them fight for you.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)

battle royale style

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:03, archived)

but with less mental Japanesers.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)

i thought you loved a bit of that

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)

It may be racist, but I hate all of them.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)

take them all out go-karting
tell them that whoever wins gets to take you out on a date. but this will just be a cover story. when one of them tells you to fuck off, that she's not some number which can be digested with metrics and prioritisation, her; when you find her, you will know she is the one

but by this point, you'll have blown it. hahaha sucks to be you
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spacefish bong!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:22, archived)

evening all.

(Brad Dice, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)

Hello.
How are you?
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)

very well thanks
just put an antique wardrobe back together having transported it across the country. took me all day. by the end i was whacking it with a hammer to get the bits to fit together.
(Brad Dice, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)

Good evening
I think you're more popular than baldmonkey
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SuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)

I think you're balder than baldmonkey.

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)

evening.
If you don't ask a question, you'll be slaughtered here. we get confused by friendlyness.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)

but i don't have a question.

(Brad Dice, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)

are you sure?
(see? that was easy) Start a "what's for dinner" thread or ask us what our favourite power tool is.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)

i've got a better one (opportunity for lots of cheap jokes)
watch...
(Brad Dice, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)

that must be comforting

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)

i prefer you to me

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)

hello

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mongychops, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)

That's an old user number
Does Rob recycle them like phone numbers?
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)

no
i remember when all this was nonpopulated fields
(Brad Dice, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)

I remember when YOU were nothing but fields.

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)

ive been on the phone for 40 minutes
my ear is sweaty
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)

WHERE ARE YOU IN MY HOUR OF NEED?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)

I AM THERE

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)

Who do you reckon would win a popular-off?
"Baldmonkey" or "Sir 'lovely lovely man' Sand 'fantastic human being' Goblin" ?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)

I would have to say
JMG

NEAR THE TOP!
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RedStar returneth, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)

me.

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)

i would not enter the competition.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)

....unless they were gagging for it.

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)

LL Kew J
Run D.M. seed
Notorious D.I.G.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)

Snoop Diggy Dig?

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)

Bitches aint nuthin but Hoes?

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)

See, I didn't see that.

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Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)

Baldmonkey is on Channel 4.

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)

aKorn

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)

Check out the hoes.

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Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)

So chaps, what are your views on beards?
Do you have a beard or tash or ever had one? My grandad once told me that face hair was only grown by ugly or lazy men. Ladies, just talk about the state of your muff or something. (Burst sofa or JMG.)
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)

I went a month without shaving once
it looked like I'd rubbed my chin in honey and then stood outside a saw mill. A pathetic attempt, and worthy only of Njal
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)

I like a good tash on a man, like a Doc Holliday job.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)

Phwoooar
www.reelmovienews.com/images/gallery/wyatt-earp-doc-holliday.jpg
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)

He looks like a sort of cowboy walrus

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:42, archived)

Val Kilmer, not Kurt Russell.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)

GAY

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)

cor, mine will be like that when i shave!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)

Hurray!

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)

I tried growing a beard once. It looked shit.
Never mind that though, check it out.
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Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)

I'm not downloading that
hum it to me
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:34, archived)

Mmmmmm mmm mmm mmm
mm mm mmmmmm mm mm mm mmmmm
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Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)

Crash Test Dummies?

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)

And I deliberately tried to not make it look like that :(

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Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)

Christ. I actually bought that when it first came out.
Dave Clark lived just up the road from me when I was a yoof.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:38, archived)

You know, no one I knew as a kid grew up to be
a singer. No one in the music scene I know in Bradford did either. Mind you, I did see Gareth Batty bowling for Worcester the other day in the twenty 20. That was strange, he lived a few doors up from me.
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Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)

My great aunt's next door neighbour
was once on was once on a trolly bus in Leytonstone which was driven by the brother of Tommy Cooper's plumber.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)

My best friend from school's dad once worked with a woman who bumped into the stepdad of
oh I can't be arsed
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Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)

My grandad once had Benjamin Britten in the back of his ambulance

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magnum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

Who was on top?

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Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:02, archived)

The blue light
wooo wooo wooo woo
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magnum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)

then it goes
w^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^o}}}}}}}}}}
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magnum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)

It's coming back /pulls into layby
_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_woo}o}o}o}o}o}o}o}o}o
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magnum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)

My Mum lives round the corner from the bloke from The Zombies

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

I think my dad used to cut his grass

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magnum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)

What with?

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)

A mower I expect
I think it was Dave Clarke. Where were you a yoof?
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magnum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

Weeping in butchers' shops

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Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

Leytonstone I believe.

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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)

a greased armband wedged into a sofa

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spacefish bong!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:34, archived)

I have a beard
It's FLUFFY.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:37, archived)

So then,
was my grandad right?
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:42, archived)

NO
I'M SEXY AND EFFICIENT.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)

When I can grow one, I'll let you know my opinion

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SuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:37, archived)

Can you not just upload a program to change the image of your residual self inside the Matrix?

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)

aha, yeah, because I'm neo

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SuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:42, archived)

Mr Matterson........

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)

My beard is in early stages at the moment.
I may or may not shave it off later.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)

yer ive had a tache
the chicks really dug it
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)

WHAT THE SHITTING BUGGERY

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:42, archived)

hot eh
and this is my magnum pi
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)

aaaand I'm spent

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)

You should have waited to ask her where she got that hair from in the first place.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)

It doesn';t suit you.
this is the nicest way of me saying it. my facebook profile says i totally do.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)

I had one for a while but Mr Sp@m said it was itchy for him

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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)

It does tend to clash with short minge hair.

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)

I've attempted stubble a few times in the hope I'd look like an extra from Lost
but I just ended up looking a bit trampy. Guy at work has grown a beard and now looks Russian, and a guy in the other office has grown one and it's a bit patchy.
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magnum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)

i've a grand old beard, me.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)

i'm going to have to have a shave after the first ashes match.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)

me too

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

your problem is
you're too hairy.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:03, archived)

thanks deirdre!

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)

i miss you!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)

lets elope!

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)

let's cantelope!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)

INTERLOPE

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)

:(

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)

It's where you marry someone via proxy through a forrin internet site.

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)

Why not let the chemo do it for you?

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Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

The Grand old Duke of Beard,
He had ten thousand beards,
He marched them up to the beard of the hill,
Then he marched them down a beard.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

Goatees or beards are fine.
Moustaches are ok on men I have no intention of sleeping with :)
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)

Do 70's porn stars count?
"Pizza deliverARGHGETOFFMECOCK"
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)

i like to grow beards in the shape of swear words

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Lightguy hail satan, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)

I'm growing the horseshoe back again

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RedStar returneth, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)

I sport a ginger beard with pride.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)

~~with~~ at
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Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)

THIS!
Wait....no.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)

NOBODY sports a ginger beard with pride

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)

I like beards. on me.
she doesn't. I'm not allowed one. wimmin eh? bunch of beardless harridans.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)

get a new woman.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)

snakes and grasses
have moustaches

only cunts

have beards
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mongychops, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)

I always assumed you had mutton chops.

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)

I'm glad Baldmonkey is glad.
There's not enough gladness in the world.
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Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)

glad stones.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:03, archived)

I'm glad you're glad that baldmonkey is glad. This makes me gladder than you.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:03, archived)

alright, gladys

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manolith hooray for me, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:03, archived)

I'm glad that your glad that druids glad that baldmonkeys glad

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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)

I'm glad that your glad for both caption hood-butter & druids gladness of baldmonkeys gladness
this makes more glad then a bucket full of gladders
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)

Stop pandering.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:03, archived)

It's negative people like you who bring the world down.
Shoo.
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Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)

I'm glad you said that.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)

I'm filled with gladness at your gladness.

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Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)

PUFF!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)

I need to drain the main vein.

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)

Those would be the vena cavae. You'll need a long sharp knife,
and count 4 ribs down from your collar bone.
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Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:08, archived)

I am also glad because I am watching Day of the Triffids on BBC4

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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)

j.photos.cx/19K9F-151.gif
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)

fucking hell thats a right mouth

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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:22, archived)

Friz?

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:24, archived)

Check this out.
Wow.
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Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)

that is really depressing :(

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)

I'm pretty glad.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)

..and HOT TO TROT!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:22, archived)

boof!

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:22, archived)

Thank fuck Wimbledon has now finished.
All the middle class housewives can now get their arses back into the kitchen rather than spending their days shouting 'come on Tim'.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)

Football's back, shortly..
I can already hear the stomping hooves of misery.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)

What IS going on at NUFC JMG?
I need to know whether my fiver will be better spent on betting on you lot for promotion or relegation.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)

Talk is Del Boy is holding out for most cash.
But there's also rumours of Asian visitors last week, taking the tour.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)

Imagine the furore of this was one of the Aberdeen clubs :(

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)

Usage of the term "ABERDEEN" in reference to fat or rough people is currently under a cloud of grumpiness.
:(
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)

When will it start to get an ironic 'LOLABEERDEEN' after every vaguely racist or food related post?

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:25, archived)

Me too
I'm going to the chip shop then the pub
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:24, archived)

Me too, even though it is raining lots.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)

A storm is coming..

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)

Hi there.
How's your belly off for spots?
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Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)

CRUCIAL.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)

I watched Das Boot, directors cut on Friday.
3 hours 20 minutes, and I've heard there's an even longer version. I liked it a lot, it's up there in my top films.
I don't want to watch another Chaplin, Balders, but I'll have to :(
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Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)

I'm fed up with the tennis now.
Could one of you go down there and make them finish it?
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WHARRGARBL, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)

c'mon tim!

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)

TIGER TIM. RAH.

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WHARRGARBL, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)

FINALLY.
JESUS.
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WHARRGARBL, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)

I believe if it is 15-15 in the final set they release the hounds

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)

THEY FEARED THE HOUNDS

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)

THREAD JACK
Any one been to Medeira?
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)

I haven't.

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WHARRGARBL, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)

No, but I've sent a few people there.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)

This isn't the SAGA website.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)

no but i've had the cake

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)

No.
No one ever.
It doesn't exist.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)

I went there, some kid burnt my neck.

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Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)

i've got a bottle of it

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)

NONCE.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:24, archived)

YEAH
FUCKING YEAH
POWERS OF AWESOME!
HIGH FIVE!
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)

There is a group of people outside the charity shop across the road, rumaging through the left-out bags.
They're making quite a mess.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)

It wasn't interesting the first time you caught the woman doing it.
It still isn't.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)

why are you here?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)

Because the pub has shut early.
Fucking pub. :(
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)

it seems very early for a pub to shut!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)

Maybe they've gone out of business.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)

There were Police and an ambulance outside it earlier.
They probably all went in there and shut the place down so they could drink all the best stuff.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)

Your second biggest problem is that you live somewhere with "the pub" rather than "pubs".

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)

that is an issue.
i work in a pub five minute walk from here, and go past seven pubs on my way there.
serious business.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)

that isn't including the two pubs opposite the pub i work in.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)

oh i forgot one,
eight. then there's the four just past my pub.
man. maybe we've got too many pubs.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)

your town is pub whore heaven

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)

I bet you don't have any kebab houses though

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)

bloody loads!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)

and a fish and chip shop called the codfather,
which actually isn't that bad.
and loads of cardiff city fc greasy spoons. in what respect they are cardiff city fc greasy spoons rather than just greasy spoons, i don't yet know.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)

well, I bet you don't have any er.. I don't know, bear taxis or something

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:02, archived)

~~any er.. I don't know, bear taxis or something~~ long to live
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)

I've got a Tiger Taxi near where I live.
And a Dragon Taxi, too.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)

Dragon Taxis clearly trump all other taxis.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)

a belly buster breakfast from ramons in cathays

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)

quality

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:22, archived)

indeed
also the albany fish bar is my favorite chip shop
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)

you bloody idiot.
that's not even the best chippy on albany road!
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:24, archived)

what is then?

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)

the albany chip restaraunt and bike store.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)

I don't understand the phrase "too many pubs."
Please explain.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)

hahahahahoohoohooooooo!!!!!!!!!111111111

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:56, archived)

DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:07, archived)

Me neither
The red bit is me the green bits are pubs the circle is about a 1/3 mile diameter
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:04, archived)

So how come I've never seen a giant red dot on Corrie, or something?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)

It's my wig

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:07, archived)

Seriously though, that is a respectable pub count.
Good locationising on your part.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)

I'm moving to the very edge of that circle next week
:(

And by circle I mean picture. It just gets worse :(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)

Holy shit
You live in Goatse

img232.imageshack.us/img232/9184/goaste.jpg
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)

:(

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)

i am far better than you

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)

No
You'll be dead soon
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)

exactly.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)

Is this some kind of existential crisis?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)

Kick their fucking heads in, so.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)

I'm watching THE TENNIS.
Tomorrow, I'll not give a flying fuck about it, much like 80% of the population.
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WHARRGARBL, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)

I never gave a fuck about it
saving myself even more time
(Goatse not a comedy account, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)

I've got time to waste.

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WHARRGARBL, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)

I never understand why the peasent orders cannot have some decent standards of behaviour.
Etiquette and grace cost nothing. Definitly less than Buckfast.
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)

I just perturbed my girlfriend
by texting her intimate details about her home village to her whilst she was away at a festival.

I'd popped over there (200km) to buy some car parts, but she refused to believe I was standing outside her old primary school. It was good japes.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)

Why was it good japes?
Have I missed something?
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)

She comes from some godforsaken pig farming village in deep south Poland
she knows I've never been there in my life (before today) and couldn't understand how I suddenly knew the name of the local cinema and pub and stuff. Of course, I hadn't told her I was going to this place, it was just a coincidence that that was where someone was selling some old-school alloys for my car.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)

I see.
I have done similar.
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)

I haven't

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magnum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)

I'm refusing to say whether or not I have.
This is in order to maintain my privacy, and aura of mystery.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)

aura?
HIPPY!
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)

Assuming the word aura has spiritual connotations?
IDIOT!
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)

What?
you bought some 15" OZ Alpinas as well?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)

Are you going to drive them along the yellow brick road?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)

I would
if I had the courage :(
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)

those look a lot like wheel

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)

they're like wheels of cheese
only with the cheese removed and replaced with metal.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)

Do swiss tyres come ready punctured?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)

go and tell them
We had a family who used to do this whenever anyone put anything out around here. Last year my mate asked me to store a few of her bags until she got the keys to her place and she was in the boot of her car getting the rest of the stuff out and she popped her head up from the boot only to find them rifling through her underwear.

The second time my son decided to drop his scooter off at home so we put it behind the bin, I walked up to the house only to find a kids riding it down the road and his mum clapping with glee. I told her right the fuck off.
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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)

See, such folk should be culled.
The gene pool has to be cleansed.
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)

It really riles me
They just take bags that you leave out for the charity van, if they are poor and they want my old clothes I would probably give them to them if they asked but they don't.

I haven't seen them in a while now though, they are usually seen walking up my street in purple shell suits screaming at each other in Polish and drinking can of lager at 8am, my poor lovely Polish neighbour must have been mortified.
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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)

if you see them again, shout
"spear-dal-eye shell." That'll learn 'em not to fuck wit yaz.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)

Tell me what it means first

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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)

"fuck off", basically

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)

Writes down
I'm not very good at insults but if I see them scrounging like that again I'll come back and tell them in their own language.
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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)

I don't understand some people's attitudes sometimes.
I mean sure, the girl across the road must be in some sort of desprate situation (although maybe not), but the case you've just said seems like they've got no respect for other people's property.

Also: McLelland 'Seriously strong' spreadable cheese with breadsticks are quite nice.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)

My Aunts just brought me back some cheese from the lakes
Sweet onion and chilli. It's delish!
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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)

u
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)

bring her joy by sticking your
nob in her face
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)

Can we see SSG's picture again?
I've only just logged on.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

I would like this

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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

here!
9gag.com/photo/5629_full.jpg
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

Now that's one splendid young chap.
I fully applaud this move.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

this is worth a look also
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r577ytYTZM&eurl=
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)

Kill it!

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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)

With what?
Sexy?
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)

fire and sticks

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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)

Fire sticks to what?

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)

Anything, if you add some sugar to the petrol.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)

*Takes notes*

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)

Tip Top!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)

I wonder what it tastes like.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)

Gobbo, that's almost as lovely as you are !

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)

i love you!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)

It looks like it has a druid monobrow

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SuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)

One MILLION Dollars

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)

one MILLION mackerel.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)

'Luke Harvey likes this'

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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)

i see you've started the chemo

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Lightguy hail satan, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)

oh, great,
lower the tone, cheers.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)

i try my best

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Lightguy hail satan, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)

i'm off out, imagine that

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mongychops, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

Careful!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

l8ers jmg i must alight , see if it all needs kicking off
i bet it does
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mongychops, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)

I dun did a fart.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

lol smells like cum

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

I see you've got Fight Night JMG.
When do I get to smash your fucking face in?
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)

At the Hood Butter Bash

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)

There's a queue.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)

I suggest it'll be a case of people in tight cotton casting Tearful -11 spells.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)

BETTER HURRY
www.b3tards.com/u/bad7436b035054876c55/jmgmobile.jpg
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)

I successfully completed my role in the experiment yesterday, JMG.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)

What experiment?
Best Ryan Tubridy lookalike?
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)

Ryan Bury?

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)

Who?
No.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)

If you ever show your face on this island again I'm nailing you to the main street in Portadown.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)

Try it.
I'm already de facto 2nd bastard in the kitchen I work in, by the time I get back, your reaction times will have slowed as tendons age.

:-P
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)

Like fuck you are.
Every cunt who fucks off to upside down land likes to write back and say they're doing well, but you're living under a bridge sucking off abo tramps for warmth and companionship.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)

Dear dear, someone crawled outta the wrong end of the scratcher.
Told you those 10 scoop a night efforts would catch up with you as you got older.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)

Here's a question for you.
The missus has won a fucking mahoosive restaurant voucher. We're probably going for Shanahan's on the Green, unless you've heard of a better Dublin eaterie through the chef network.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)

Gimmie a sec.
Edit: Me sister said this place was brilliant when she ate there and it has 2 michelin stars www.restaurantpatrickguilbaud.ie
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)

Yeah', you're right, gonz's house.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)

I know that place well.
But there's mahoosive vouchers, and there's remortgaging a mansion.
Cheers anyhow.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)

Ah well, only place I've heard of really.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)

I can read the words 'guilable' AND 'baldie' in that url.
Top marks Spider.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)

Cheers Gonz
Couldn't have gone better if I'd planned it.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)

I've heard good things about McDee's

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)

I've heard good things and ninja edits.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)

I've heard good things about not confusing Spiders.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)

I'm wheezing through my ninja mask, I need a seat

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)

*Firm handshakes*

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)

It's Sunday therefore a Sunday dinner thread is allowed
What will you be eating?

We are having beef casserole INSIDE a Yorkshire pudding with parsnips and broccoli.

For Gilgamesh cause I know he hates food threads if he's here. What are you wearing and is it sexy?
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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)

I'm wearing a roast dinner
with yorkie nipple pasties
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)

If I say I would eat that would that mean I wanted to do sexy things to you?

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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)

I'd probably un-erotically eat beef off a tramp's face

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)

i think the only food i've got left is half a melon and some stale bread
so, some combination of the above
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well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)

bread and butter pudding with melon?

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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)

hollow out the melon and stuff it with bread then eat it

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)

I had PORK and ROAST POTATOES and MASHED POTATOES and CARROTS and CABBAGE and YORKSHIRE PUDDING and APPLE SAUCE and GRAVY and TWO LAGERS

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)

he has cancer you know :(((((((((((
i'm having a curry, after the pub, i have (very expensive) sunglasses on
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mongychops, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)

I'm wearing green and white hibiscus print Ocean Pacific shorts.
Glad I got that off my chest.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)

Shorts on your chest?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)

I have some cargo shorts on
and my chavvy cleaning vest that has sparkles and a pink crown on it and twice people asked me if I was wearing Victoria Beckham clothes.

I mean for fucks sake come on, I couldn't even get a VB g-string over my fat little finger.
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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

no food today
its overrated
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)

i forgot to eat yesterday :(

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)

you are falling apart at the seams :(((

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)

i had to buy jeans that were smaller, as all my trousers got too big as i lost weight.
now the new trousers are becoming too big :(
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)

soon you'll be too thin for cwytch :((((

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

:(:(:(:(

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

i havent had a good cwytch in fucking months

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)

i will give you a big cwtch!
when i give gonz one.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)

haha NO PUSHING IN!

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)

Potential three way hug?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)

:D

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)

There's no y in cwtch.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)

proooonooounnnciatiiion my dear chap

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)

You'm well educated, like.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)

proper book learning i did

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)

there's no y in the pronunciation either
:(
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)

Have one of those sickly hospice milkshakes.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

Food in a yorkshire pudding.
Shit pub lunches have a lot to fucking answer for.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)

my local does toad out of the hole
brakes brothers have alot to answer for
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mongychops, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

The world has gone topsy fucking turvy.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

i used to make RECTANGLE yorkshire pudding
that is then cut into squares
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

My yorkshires are rectangular with rounded corners
on account of the big yorkshire pudding pan being rectangular with rounded corners. The corners are the best bit on the day. The soggy middles are the best bit the next day. Them's the rules and I have to live with them.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)

It's a rather large yorkshire,
I haven't got any little Yorkshire pud tins so I have to make them in cake tins hahaha
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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

Don't feel the need to make excuses to me
I'm not the god of food.

And even if I were, I certainly wouldn't want to be worshiped by some lowlife who makes yorkshire puddings in a form that you can put a fucking meal in like some wannabe pleb-gastropub wankchef.

No offence. As you were.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)

not offended at all
*carries on*
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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)

Beer for tea today
I had a porky stir fry as a late dinner though, I've been painting and I forgot to eat until 3
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)

I'm going to take some sanywangiez into work.
Emintile, Saurkrut, mustard, mayo, salami, in fresh tigar bread.

Sometimes I look at my life, and I realise, you know what? It ain't so bad.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)

oh man i loves me my tiger bread!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

Tiger bread is vile
the taste isn't too bad it's the smell that puts me off.

Plus I also make awesome saurkraut
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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)

if your saukraut is acceptable to the germans I need your recipe
i've got a german friend who i'd love to be able to do a decent saurkraut for. Even though my brother lives in Germany but he's totally useless
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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)

A guy like me sure can make a good sandwich for a guy like you.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)

pasta probably

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

skip it
be a man
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

naffink
my stomach can't handle food today, i don't think this hangover will ever end
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weaver., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

I'm roasting a shoulder of pork as we speak.
I'll probably do some potatoes with it, broccolli, whatever other veg is around.
Then some kind of cherry pudding, as I found some wild cherry trees nearby.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)

HELLO
9gag.com/photo/5629_full.jpg
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)

Oh I can't believe I posted over this SSG
I am such a cunt cause that it awesome.
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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)

And cancer.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)

you fucking twat

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)

I am not psychic SSG
If I had known I wouldn't have done it honest :(
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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)

fucks sake.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)

I bet you've forgotten about Dre as well

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

lol
etc
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)

Oh I say

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)

I find this amusing but frankly I'd prefer to discuss shit food with some fat people.
No offence.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

What computer game(s) are you playing these days?
Alternatively, you could have a rofl at this; www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/opinion/2009/0701/1224249837538.html

or do a little dance, or something.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:22, archived)

I've been playing a lot of freecell

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)

Good times

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RedStar returneth, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)

You can get a set of solitaire card games for the DS.
Quite why they think this is better than, say, a deck of cards is beyond me.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)

I might buy boiling a kettle for the wii

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)

Wouldn't a toilet be better?
Because Wii sounds hilariously like a slang term for urine.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)

I can piss in a kettle too

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)

I can fish in a kettle.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:40, archived)

it wouldn't last long in piss

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)

what nonsense
no one knows how to play that

It's like a bastard child of solitaire!
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moohalaa, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)

free cell is easy
I find solitaire is frequently unwinnable

graphics: ***00
music: ****0
story:*0000
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

TF2, L4D, CS, GTAIV
anything that can be abbreviated

*charlestons*
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RedStar returneth, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)

TLDR

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)

GTA:SA MP* is very addictive.
*Grand Theft Auto San Andreas MultiPlayer
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Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:35, archived)

oh I am aware of multi theft auto
I am a vetran of VC MP
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RedStar returneth, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)

this
plus cod2, codwaw
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)

FFVII from the PS store.
It's alot.
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)

It's a what?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)

alot
can't you read?
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Lightguy hail satan, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:27, archived)

Can you spell?

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RedStar returneth, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)

i didn't write it, i'm quoting

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Lightguy hail satan, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)

A lot.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)

A lot what, though?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)

FFVII = Best FF
No contest.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)

Blue Star would probably disagree.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)

yeah but she's a bitch

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)

or he,
i honestly don't know.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)

This

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parttimedogfish, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)

Fight Night Round 4.
There's some ridiculous games package of 2K games on Steam at the minute too. RIDICULOUS.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:27, archived)

I'd quite like a steam powered differencing engine.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)

I'd like an indifference engine.
"Whats 2 + 2?"
"Whatever."
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FoldsFive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)

That's an ok idea.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:35, archived)

*looks*
That is a bit.
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RedStar returneth, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)

i saw that
shame steam doesn't let you gift games you've got more than one copy of, because i've already got a fair few of the ones in that package
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well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)

This
Besides, who wants to play 4 versions of Civ?
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WormuIus, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)

there seem to be 4 different versions of Civ IV alone
i can't work out if they are expansion packs or what
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well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)

Yeah and they be pretty awesome.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)

It does let you gift games normally.
but only if you bought them on steam both times.
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RedStar returneth, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)

but if i've already got some of the games in the pack and i then buy the pack
i'll still only have one copy of the games i've paid for twice
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well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)

It let me gift HL2 and HL2: episode 1
when I bought them twice.
odd
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RedStar returneth, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)

oh, they do it for valve games
but not other developers
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well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

O I C
yeah they should.
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RedStar returneth, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)

I played the demo for FNR4
and destroyed my thumbs pretty quickly
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)

S.T.A.L.K.E.R Clear Sky.
Good game. Scary as hell, still fun.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)

On what machine is it played?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)

By 'machine', do you mean 'console'?
Just on PC
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Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)

I meant console, PC, Mac, ZX81, whatever.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:34, archived)

PC
and steam powered differencing engine
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RedStar returneth, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)

have you played Shadow of Chernobyl?

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well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)

I have yes.
Brilliant stuff
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Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)

ah, right
if you hadn't i was going to tell you not to bother with clear sky and just play that instead
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well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)

easily my most favourite game

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moohalaa, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)

Yep
I can recommend the Oblivion Lost and Complete 2009 mods.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)

What is it?

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WormuIus, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl
first person atmosphere/exploration game
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well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)

tell me more

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WormuIus, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)

it's kind of like if they made the book 'roadside picnic' into a game
only set it in russia and included a hell of a lot more guns
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well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

Frontier on legs
or obilvion with guns, and full stop the most atmospheric game I've played.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

morrowind with guns more like
since it's got the similar level of odd design choices and bug content
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well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)

Is it better than Fallout 3?

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WormuIus, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)

You decide
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_U3SteuJMs&feature=related

Really recommended.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)

I've yet to play that
but it's quite different I think.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)

it doesn't have any of the RPG elements that Fallout has
and it's considerably more difficult but probably yes
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well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)

Really?
I got bored after about an hour (I'd gone through a tunnel and got radiated and was after something which I forget). I restarted the game twice as at one point I got stuck.
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magnum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)

S.T.A.L.K.E.R hates my laptop :(

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)

'laptop'
'videogames'

i think i might be able to see the problem here
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well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)

It runs everything else fine
I believe it is a video drivers complication of which I have never been fully bothered to investigate properly.
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)

when i got it on release there was a setting you had to disable in order to get it to work
i can't remember what it was though and it's probably been patched by now anyway
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well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)

I'll have a look at it in a bit

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)

have you tried Omega drivers?
they fixed my laptop up from being completely games useless to acceptable
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morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)

Stalker as the potential to be a great game
but for some reason, it just doesn't quite get there. I don't know what it is, but I just end up being frustrated by it. The battles are way too difficult and there's too much time between them, but I think there is something else that makes me give up.
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SuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)

I just been through Resident Evil 5 on Co-op
but I'm not happy as it hasn't unlocked the game properly for me, but has for my mate.
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)

Prototype on the 360.
It's a lot a fun.
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FoldsFive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)

I was playing that the other day
Found it a bit meh... I should have found it loads of fun, but there was something a bit shit about it.
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:34, archived)

For the first hour or two it's all a bit derivative, and then something suddenly clicks in it.
I'm finding it awesome now.
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FoldsFive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:35, archived)

Anno 1404 and Demon's Souls mainly

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well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)

dunno, i've just woke up
i feel unwell, blimey i'm too old to party that hard
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mongychops, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)

Did you click on the bash thing in a ironic way or an actual way?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)

well i was going to go see my folks, but esme says i'm not allowed to come to the bash

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mongychops, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)

Ignore her.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)

it's ok, you know me, i'd hate to cause offence, been to long since i partied in dublin, and i'll go see the folks in coolock
great times
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mongychops, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)

You could point out that they live in an anagram of cock loo.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)

right fuck it, i'm booking my tickets right now
i'll see you there, and nobody else suggest fuck all before this buzz goes or i'll be skint, cool
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mongychops, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)

Groovy.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)

i haven't booked them because lingus want 129.90, that seems alots, i'll try closer to the date
still, far out there
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mongychops, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

BMI are generally good.
But on the downside, that's what David Milliband uses to fly here, and you may feel compelled to blow the plane up, man.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)

job done, 71 quid, loverly
now do i tell the folks i'm coming or book a hotel, if i tell them they will be cross if i book a hotel
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mongychops, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)

I'm playing Company of Heroes
I'm not very good at games like that.
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magnum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)

I'll be playing that after I finish Soldier of Fortune 2

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)

It's good
I've also got Mirror's Edge lined up to play as well, bought them both for £15 /bargain hunting
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magnum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)

Today I've mostly been getting very old games running on my laptop as it overheats playing new ones.
I've just installed OpenTTD, the first two Monkey Island games and Sam & Max Hit The Road. And shortly I'll be struggling to get X-Wing Fighter working.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)

Good old Sam and Max.
I liked them.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)

I had Sam & Max, it came in a bundle with Day of the Tentacle.
Awesomenesseses.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)

Day of the Tentacle is one of the greatest games of all time.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)

I've just finished Call of Duty: World at War.
I picked up Assassin's Creed, which I'm very much enjoying. Oh and Shadowgate for the NES.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)

I found Assassin's Creed got dull very quickly.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)

Yeah, it is incredibly repetitive.

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)

I found Assassin's Creed got dull very quickly

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)

Yeah, it is incredibly repetitive.

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)

And it quickly gets dull.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)

And repetitive.

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)

Well, I've only just started it.
I'll be sure to inform you the second I find it dull and repetetive.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)

Plants -v- Zombies
ARMA II
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WormuIus, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)

Surely plants and zombies would just ignore each other?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)

is ArmA II as bug filled and unintuitive as everyone thought it would be?
i've bought it but not got around to installing it yet
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well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)

Sadly, yes.
I'm at an advantage though, having played Operation Flashpoint.

Had to restart a couple of missions as some essential plot device will simply fail to materialise, very irritating.

I expect there will be user created patches before long that solve most of the glaring errors.

that said, on highest settings it is visually impressive and scary.
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WormuIus, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)

i'll probably wait for some patches/mods before i try to get into it then

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well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)

PVZ is one of the best games ever
Although a mate is getting obsessed with his Zen garden... he won't even come to the pub anymore.
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)

I was excited about ARMA II until I heard how bug ridden it was.
The bugs stopped me playing Operation Flashpoint as well.
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FoldsFive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)

Flashpoint was the most terrifying game I have ever played.
until you died and it HILARIOUSLY zoomed into your face whilst the screen flased red and SCREAMED

YOU ARE DEAD
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WormuIus, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)

I didn't find many bugs in OP:F
Although it was patched to version 1.9 or something stupid.
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magnum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)

I've been playing half life 2.
I'm extremely behind the times.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)

At least you'll have a fair idea how long it lasts.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)

I hear the working title was decay constant 0.3465

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)

I recently completed episode 1 and 2
They were alright.
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)

BUDGIE IN THE PUB
www.supermatt.net/Pictures/Misc/trevinthepub.JPG
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SuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)

I recognise that scrawny bird.

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WormuIus, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)

Looks more like a living room.
Disguised as a girl, sitting in a pub with a budgie in the background.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)

Before my 360 broke, I was playing the Wolverine game.
It was pretty good. Now I'm going back through Twilight Princess on the Wii.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)

Grid
but my computer isn't good enough and my gamepad's bust - playing it with the keyboard is rock hard. I like racing games :(
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morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)

i enjoyed GRID
but switching between the different racing styles could be a bit jarring
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well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)

Like a slightly open door, conjugated as a gerrund?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)

you enjoyed GRID
LOL YOU HAVE AIDS
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WormuIus, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)

it's the only racing game i've got,
i can't wait for GT5 forever
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well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)

Peggle, bookworm, Flight Control, TapTap, FieldRunners.
I reckon the iphone is the best portable gaming console they've made.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)

~~Peggle, bookworm, Flight Control, TapTap, FieldRunner~~

Grinder
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)

I just searched for that and it came up with loads of gay dating apps
=/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)

I was implying that you are, in fact, a homosexual and that you use your iphone to contact other similiarly inclined gentlemen for the purpose of iniating homosexual activities.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)

Ohhh, I thought it was a dance thing.
=/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)

They do tend to be good at dancing.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)

Silkworm
on my ancient Amiga
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)

cod4
and some shite called topatoi. i cant get past the piss easy 2nd level :(((
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)

I declare 09/09/09 to be Michael Buerk Day
How should we celebrate? We need to plan these things.
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:38, archived)

Friz, this is a shit thread

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)

I know :(

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)

Sub thread: quick out-of-context b3ta vote.

Should I be honest and tell everything? 

Option a: yes
Option b: no
Option c: profit

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)

Ooh, same goes for me.
Same questions/answers
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)

YES

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WHARRGARBL, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)

profit
write a book
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)

Option d: ASK ME WHAT I'M HIDING PLEASE PLEASE ASK ME GO ON

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)

well its not under my stairs
ive just checked
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)

:(

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)

why must everything you say and do hurt me on so many levels?

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)

Yes. But with a positive spin.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)

Out of 6 votes, 2 for yes, 4 void.
Pfft :P
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)

It's like a Florida election

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magnum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)

Tell her by writing a song about it.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)

la la la
lahhhhhh
you have herpes
la to-doo-doo-doo
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)

The infectious rhythm will make her feel better about the infectious disease.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)

haha, arf!

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)

Ahahah Tony has herpes.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)

Clickin dis

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)

You can click it, I don't mind. Some of my best "most liked" posts involve me raping 13 year old girls.
I don't really have herpes and I probably wouldn't rape a 13 year old.
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)

But you did dun said it.
There've been no other explanations as to what you're hiding. It just seems like the most obvious answer dewd.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)

I was actually just telling porsche that he/she/it had herpes. It was not relevent to the vote.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)

I won't think any less of you for you having herpes yo.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)

I'm yet to tell YM.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)

Bloody hell.
I know I went to a cheap clinic, but I thought I'd at least get the results in a letter.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)

By creating and wearing Michael Buerk Burkas.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)

Michael Buerk Burka Burgers

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)

And a rage for kids:
My Cool Michael Buerk Burka.
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SuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)

By never mentioning this topic again.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)

I've just eaten four squares of fruit and nut chocolate that contained no fruit and no nut
what is michael buerk going to do about it?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)

Laugh at you from his cave full of segments of stolen fruit and nut.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:45, archived)

he doesn't even eat them, he's diabetic
what a prick
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)

If you choke on it, he might interview you for 999.

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)

Who would play you in the reconstruction though?

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)

gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/107667_main.jpg
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)

JMG?

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)

too much hair and not enough mum.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)

Have a pack of Buerk Jerky

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)

Endorsed by Kirk

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)

I'll probably end up scalding my tits off.
/ac
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)

Sexface will probably reply to this

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)

Probably.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)

Ah no. Just MoT this time.
Pervert.
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:59, archived)

By calling him a pervert, I feel like I should be rewarded
with pictures of your tits.
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:59, archived)

I was just about to point out that you replied also, and four minutes before MoT.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)

I'd like to see the before pictures,
and after pictures if it will help me get the befores.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)

urgh
i bought a tenners worth of food while drunk, then promptly lost the bag :(
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weaver., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)

I hope a tramp found it or something

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)

I do a pretty good Michael Buerk impression.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)

Same here
It's a talent we share.
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)

You've got that whole snooker ball thing going for you as well though.
Wish I could do that.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)

Buerk! Where's my breakfast?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)

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