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# Photoshop Adam Buxton - mini challenge
We've just interviewed Adam Buxton for your reading pleasure, but before we stick it live, we'd like you to photoshop him so we've got something good to illustrate it with.

Do your worst with the following images and add them to THIS THREAD. Cheers.

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/timmessengerjimmycarr.jpg
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/adaminstudio.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:09, archived)
# How long have we got?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:11, archived)
# I'll close the challenge once there's enough good pics
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:14, archived)
#
enough good any
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Right, challenge closed then...



Did you ask him if I could write a sketch for him? There's an example of one here
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:24, archived)
# ADAM BUXTON
(__, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 14:50, archived)
# too late!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:15, archived)
# HAMTOUCHER!
www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com
POST A PIC! READ FAQ ETC AND SO ON........


(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:11, archived)
# haha!
fucking noobs!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:13, archived)
#

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:18, archived)
# :)
Silly Flowerpot.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:20, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:20, archived)
# heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:23, archived)
# balls
that's me told then
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:23, archived)
# I love you really
*mwah*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:24, archived)
# i think in a technical sense
we very much are his photoshopping bitches
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:20, archived)
# *puts left index finger on nose*
*points other index finger in Ants' general direction.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
that second one is just asking for it *shakes fist* damn not having pfffffftoshop at work!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:11, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:13, archived)
# whazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzup CW!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:14, archived)
# ^this to the power of 8
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:14, archived)
# *snogs*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Crikey.
Don't you ever illustrate things yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:11, archived)
# he thinks he's our boss!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:12, archived)
# YOU DON'T OWN ME!!
*huffs upstairs*
*slams door*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:14, archived)
# DON'T YOU SLAM DOORS YOUNG LADY OR I'LL TAN YER ARSE!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:16, archived)
# *gets the sun lamp*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:17, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:22, archived)
# WHATEVER
*puts on music really loud*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:18, archived)
# *turns electric off at mains*
check.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:21, archived)
# =o
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:22, archived)
# THAT IS SO UNFAIR
YOU'RE BEING COMPLETELY UNREASONABLE
I'M RUNNING AWAY
I DIDN'T ASK TO BE BORN

etc
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:22, archived)
# *locks door*
check mate.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:25, archived)
# bugger
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:29, archived)
# I shall shake my fist at him.


*shakes*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:14, archived)
# ohhh
that'll teach 'im!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Glen Hoddle IS having a goal.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:14, archived)
# In the first pic he looks like Jimmy Carr's smarmier older Brother
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Hence
the filename
(prodder This crack's really moreish, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:21, archived)
# aye, even though I clicked, I never read it - *doh*
*goes off to make a brew*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:22, archived)
# honk!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:23, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:23, archived)
# hahaha classic!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Haha
Is that Adam Buxom?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 13:00, archived)
# best so far
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 15:20, archived)
# ^this^
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 16:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:25, archived)
# Arf!
You've turned him into Marcus Brigstocke.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:48, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)
#


edit: actually, this one's shite.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Ha!
tremendous glitter action
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaTadpole hasn't made a thing for the board, lazy chump, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:59, archived)
# These are
all excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 13:23, archived)
# i'm having fun today :)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 22:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 17:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 20:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 21:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 22:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 23:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 23:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 23:47, archived)
# would!
these are all Woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 1:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 1:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 1:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:40, archived)
#

...aaaaaaand i'm done.

beer teim!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 17:53, archived)
# who the fuck is Jimmy Carr?


Edit: Sorry, couldn't think of anything else...

Now in correct place!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Quick and dirty
Adam Buxton, as told by Star Wars Toys

(I helped save b3ta! alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:29, archived)
# BIGGAR
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:30, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha
This has made my morning
(The Venerable Tweed Is still lurking on, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)
# PFFFFFFFT!
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:37, archived)
# winnar
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)
# bwhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 14:21, archived)
# oops
didn't read it

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Bang!
(I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:31, archived)
# This makes me laugh so much
It's adam's beautiful expression

/bumlicker
(I helped save b3ta! Flowers the little boy that santa claus forgot, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:18, archived)
# Go on then

hamtoucher
(prodder This crack's really moreish, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:32, archived)
# That is
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Micro Prawnvica, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)
# This ftw :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Good, but adblocked to prevent me getting epilepsy
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:38, archived)
# fuck off!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:47, archived)
# hahahah
i think we found a winner! :)
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:31, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 15:04, archived)
# woooo
Fuck nose what that is ;)
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:10, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Bumsmells, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:36, archived)
# LIES!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:51, archived)
# It is, really.
I haven't seen much of them recently, but I did used to like their work.

I just cannot turn down an excuse to doodle on someones face :)
(Bumsmells, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
Office LOL of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)
# HAAAAA!
It's the twitchy eye that makes it
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:44, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Had to be done
(I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:46, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:49, archived)
# haha :)

more of this...and less spack :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:50, archived)
# im scared..
hold me
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:32, archived)
# TALK TO FRANK!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 15:21, archived)
# meh, best i could do in a relatively short period of time
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:48, archived)
# QnD
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:49, archived)
# erm.

I got a bit carried away...
(Doctor Cavendish is working on 'fluffeh tiem in pill form', Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:55, archived)
# hah
yayyy
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 23:44, archived)
# Hahaha
that's a proper b3ta pic right there :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 4:02, archived)
# Quick and easy, since I've just woken up

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Z0mfg Text on a picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)
# well - that's half an hour of my life I'll never get back!


ms paint = better than any other graphics package!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:11, archived)
# /might

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Me Lyekka!
or was it Zev/Xev?
(Mantrid, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Zev
The one who didn't pout all the time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 13:19, archived)
# doh - I must read thread titles....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:25, archived)
# How many...
...Fucking hard drives does he have? That's more than I do and I'm a sad geeky IT gimp!
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 13:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)
# WOOF

GET A SHAVE, BEARDY
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 13:17, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Wasn't he
in Invasion of the Body Snatchers?
(Mantrid, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 14:55, archived)
# I don't know why either
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 13:47, archived)
# I can never remember which one's which
(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 13:51, archived)
# ey up!


(I helped save b3ta! bigshape like a glove!, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)
# i have a few




(A Hospital Carpark, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 14:31, archived)
# haha!
PEPPERS!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Dunno why
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 14:34, archived)
# This... IS MY WIFE'S!
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 14:51, archived)
# The Swiss Parliament treatment
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Fame has many benefits - knobbing fat birds is just one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 14:59, archived)
# its... Adamski
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 15:18, archived)
# That Jimmy carr is a bit big headed.


(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Not so much a photoshop
but I did make this a while back as an avatar for another forum



Thought I'd add it as you are short of decent images so far :)
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 16:31, archived)
# SPLONK!
(Adrian Monk, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 16:45, archived)
# subtle... see if you like it
created by the gimpthis image was created using the gimp.
(eneville, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Wait for it...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 19:55, archived)
# Oh Adam!
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 21:09, archived)
# This is
fantastic
(Jaffa The Cake, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 6:59, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 21:15, archived)
# or Buxton of the Dead, I dunno.

Click for bigger (or ask me for supersize)
(Redbull_(UK) pfffft, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 23:03, archived)
# so very sleepy


(I helped save b3ta! hygor gyrates with animatronic emptyness, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 1:23, archived)
# buxtron guy
(chippy time travel agents, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 1:26, archived)
# cheap shot
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:19, archived)
# The Buxx in 3-D!
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 7:54, archived)
# DOH !
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:17, archived)
# OhIdontknow
(I helped save b3ta! moonjam, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:14, archived)