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christhebarker, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:36, archived)

hoho

make it a compo

(jakeohoho, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:38, archived)

Ooh, get you

with your terminology!

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christhebarker, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:39, archived)

hmnehmne

I'm a pro, me!

EDIT: and by that I do not mean a streetwalking girl.

(jakeohoho, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)

pity

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:41, archived)

but a moonwalking

girl would be better.

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stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:41, archived)

oh go on then

sucky-sucky, 5 dollaaaar

(jakeohoho, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:41, archived)

I'll give you 2.50

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:42, archived)

is thebear

around? want to make a joke about me here old timer?

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stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)

how much

did you get paid for sex?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:51, archived)

four pounds

it's all i had

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new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:52, archived)

"paid"

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:52, archived)

a squillion

pounds.

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stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)

you

wish.

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Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)

yep.

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stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:12, archived)

16 quarter pounders please

no onions

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)

you wish

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)

here I am

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)

thats a common miss-quote

in the film its actually sucky-fucky 5 dollar....

(ChowRiit, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)

I thought it was

fickyficky

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:45, archived)

sucky sucky is funnier

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:45, archived)

right

must try harder...must try harder...must try harder...must try harder...must try harder...must try harder...must try harder...

(jakeohoho, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:47, archived)

I think you're doing veerrry well

there there there

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christhebarker, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:48, archived)

I thought it was

ecky-ecky-ecky-fitang-zoom-boing...or until recently 'ni'

(bblgoose, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:51, archived)

Haha... a friend of mine has a filipino wife

he's teaching her to say "me so horny, me love you long time..." by way of learning English

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dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:51, archived)

cool

I want a girl who'll use the quote out of all about the benjamins

"who's your bitch?"

Right now it's more her out of american pie who takes it up the aisle

(bblgoose, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:53, archived)

How much did she cost

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:53, archived)

mail order brides are generally quite cheap.

You just need to make sure whoever writes the address on her forehead uses permanent marker.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)

I'm sure they're very much in love

(Mattyboy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)

Yeah

Last of the summer wine was great wasn't it....

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Samsonite, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)

w/y/h

velly goos shah!

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:38, archived)

I say old chap...

veh good.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)

Hahahahahah

FILTH!

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sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)

Good lord! A hint of ankle!

Hypothetically speaking- if someone was having a camera put inside their body medically for a few minutes for the doctors to try and find out what was wrong with said person, could this be recorded and put into a file for internet sharing?

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Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)

I hope

not

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christhebarker, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:41, archived)

yes

as long as they record it in a suitable format. please note, this is NOT an excuse to show us photos of the inside of your arse

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new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:42, archived)

It's going down her throat

It's a friend of mine anyway, and she has a very nice arse now you mention it

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Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:45, archived)

indeed ...

www.upyourcrack.com

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:42, archived)

i can see it now

www.rectumgirls.com
please, don't let this link be real

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Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:42, archived)

It's not

thank god...

(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:31, archived)

It is a confidential medical record and would require the patient's consent.

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sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)

That's good

now I just have to talk her into this...

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Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:45, archived)

oh dear

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sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:51, archived)

www.NewSexTracts.com

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)

Good lord

What an unfortunate name

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Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:47, archived)

www.MuffInTheMail.co.uk

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:15, archived)

www.PowergenItalia.it

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Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)

Charles Bronson - uk crook

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:47, archived)

is he an uppity don king?

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:48, archived)

uppity side-ity downity

don king.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:50, archived)

All these have gone right over my head

I'm not at my quickest today...
Oi, thebear- www.b3ta.com/board/1889442

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Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:53, archived)

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)

spiffing, Sir!

here, have some woo

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Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:41, archived)

What I really love about the royalty is...

... they don't require much photoshopping.

(StinkyCheeseMan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)

Ooooh

Laserdisc :)

/geek

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:35, archived)

shiny

frisbee you mean.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:36, archived)

they were good

for their time. I sed to have something similar to that where you had to put the whole sleeve in, and the pull it out, with the disc still in the machine. It was very good.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:39, archived)

That would be good for the yanks.

The reason they called the film "The Madness of King George" rather than "The Madness of George III" was because of the americans complaining that they hadn't seen "The Madness of George I" (or II).

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)

Sir,

May I respectfully refer you to the following link which contradicts your previous statement.

http://www.snopes.com/movies/films/george.htm

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:45, archived)

snopes

was set up by the fbi don'tchaknow.... oh no, it was set up by aliens.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:49, archived)

Lord Lucan did it ..

..then ran away

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:51, archived)

That's a load of bollocks.

Snopes is a hoax.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:52, archived)

it's a front for the CIA

plausible deniability bollocks

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Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)

seems to

contradict itself

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:53, archived)

All About Adam

Take 2

Now I feel better

(StinkyCheeseMan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)

i always thought

that the dish was the craftier of the two

(Ampersand, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)

fucking

hatstand

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:26, archived)

huzzah!

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Batsgirl, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:26, archived)

A spoonerism:

"Fancy a duck, Fish?"

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)

I forget

what be one of them?

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Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)

Do I have to

spell everything out?

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:30, archived)

Oh all right then

E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G (space) O-U-T

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:32, archived)

why not

find out yourself?
www.dictionary.com

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:30, archived)

I've been in bed for most of three days

And will probably be till Friday, being arsed isn't one of my main points right now.

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Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:32, archived)

sandgoblin will 'arse' you if you ask nicely...

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:35, archived)

that's Sir SandGoblin

to you.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:39, archived)

sorry your lordshit

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:42, archived)

Remind me

not to ask...

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Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)

You're a cupid stunt.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:32, archived)

Aaah

I get it now, cheers

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Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:33, archived)

Now you know what a spoonerism is

do you understand the context in which I used it?

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)

So ....

an Alliterative Spoonerism would be an Oxymoron then ??

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:37, archived)

Yes

That was actually very good!

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Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:38, archived)

That's good

because for a second there I thought I was dealing with a filly sucker.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:41, archived)

For a second

I was going to ask WTBHYWBOA

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Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:44, archived)

I read that as Stupid Cunt

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:35, archived)

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:37, archived)

sarcasm isn't lost on you is it

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)

but

"supid ctunt" doesn't mean anything...

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:37, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/1889390

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:39, archived)

Yoo way

to the pic

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:35, archived)

All About Adam

Take 1

Yes, it's shite. Another version coming soon.

(StinkyCheeseMan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)

Twatmonkey of an IT guy in my office

installed the SETI screensaver on all the machines, so when I set up this bogus alert message clicky here it opens fullsceens so looks like its the screensaver, kinda, i'm lazy which I'm gonna leave on one of the machines for him to find :)

edit: if ya have a popup disabler, click here

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dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:21, archived)

i just get a browser window

with nothing in it

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Spoon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)

you'll

need to enable popups for it to work properly.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)

it needs

popups to be allowed

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Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)

Ahhh when I do that it's ...

.. most arfsome
edit: and a load of old bollocks appears too

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:26, archived)

It probably wont work on most browsers...

this is the important bit, the rest was just so i could get it all over the screen!

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dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)

arf

that's quite funny

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Spoon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:36, archived)

hahahahahh

hahahahahahahaahahaha!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)

opens full screen my arse

it does nothing on my comp

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)

cough

*points upwards*

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)

excellent

I hope he goes down the pub and makes a real cunt of himself

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)

He's gonna

wet himself over that one

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chthonic, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

now, get it off my screen

(Mattyboy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)

Alt+F4

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new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)

format c

(Mattyboy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:39, archived)

h ehe he

I await your follow up on it

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bleepbloop, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)

Thats quality!

You obviously have far too much time on your hands. Well done ;)

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Danblez, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)

hell i dont even work here, i'm freelancing

but they did make me redundant 2 months ago and hire him instead, so he deserves it

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dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:26, archived)

They made you redundant

and then hired someone else?

That's not allowed... take 'em to an industrial tribunal.

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chthonic, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)

Sadly he wasn't hired to replace me.

he was just hired for a completely different job.

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dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)

yes

that's what THEY told you...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:33, archived)

I know, you're all right, I should...

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dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:42, archived)

Have you got a webcam?

If so, use the motion detection to see his face when he sees it, it'd be priceless!

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Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)

what they said

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)

that's very nice

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new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)

nice

but I had to use task manager to close the damn thing

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)

CTRL+W

(jakeohoho, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)

sunny

and wet

(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)

woo

paintmash

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:21, archived)

woo!

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Batsgirl, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)

I saw a story on the news today

about a balloon taller than the empire state building. It's being launched from a boat with two crazy fools strapped to the bottom. Balloons still make me happy, and so does your picture.

woo.

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andythetwig, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)

is that

the one that's going to space? a balloon? in space? mark my words, it'll never happen.

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stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)

won't the vacuum cause the balloon to explode?

it's something to do with brownian motion iirc

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new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)

it's just

plain stupid. it violates all laws of common sense.

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stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)

it makes more sense than using a big metal plane strapped to three tubes full of dangerous chemicals

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new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:32, archived)

pah, not

in my book sunshine.

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stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:36, archived)

it's not going to the vaccuum

but as the pressure drops, the balloon expands. At see level, it looks like a gigantic upside-down scrote.

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andythetwig, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:32, archived)

lookee here

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cornwall/3197009.stm

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andythetwig, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:33, archived)

yes- you'll be able to see it if it's clear

insert Alec Guinness impression here.

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andythetwig, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)

BALLLLLLOOOOOOOONS

IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCEEEEEE

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Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)

(Fort, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)

inspired by the tesco value porn a while ago

(Fort, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)

but

your page-curl is much nicer :o)

Woo! Yay!

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stup0t, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)

I don't like cocaine......

But I love the way it smells. Snifffffffffff.

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MadMike, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)

tee

hee :)

Remember kids, don't do drugs...

leave them for the adults

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:21, archived)

haha

10% coca, 90% some stuff we found on the warehouse floor

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Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:21, archived)

too right

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Batsgirl, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:26, archived)

Heh heh heh!

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)

ARF!

Tres bon, mon chere! Hate drugs being so expensive *anger*

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Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)

mechanically recovered!

nice :)

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Jay, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)

good way to repackage self-raising flour

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)

"Bollocks!", exclaimed Jason...

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custard, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)

oh no

quick put a Fez on it

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:21, archived)

Ha ha

I like it!

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)

the fear

is looking very handsome today.

(mattcoxonline is currently Offline., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)

How to have fun while babysitting.......

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MadMike, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)

tee hee hee

there's an idea...

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Batsgirl, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:16, archived)

as long as you don't pull the trigger

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:17, archived)

PULL IT, PULL IT HARD

(DeviousMiscreant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:18, archived)

Noooooooooooooo

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:18, archived)

whyyyyyyyyyyy

not?

(DeviousMiscreant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)

cause

it wouldn't be nice

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)

'twud

little kids annoy me

(DeviousMiscreant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)

you know what that means

you were an obnoxious child

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)

still am

(DeviousMiscreant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)

not surprised

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)

More fun

to kill them slowly

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)

i like the way you think

(DeviousMiscreant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:21, archived)

shoot her!

she'll get away otherwise.

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:17, archived)

im just waiting for a bang

wooooooooo

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Punked I Love Vectors, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:18, archived)

pervert

;)

(Mattyboy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)

Hee hee

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)

Just say no.

(buboboy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)

factoid:

i have sung the home and away theme tune to mr bronson. only a couple of months ago it was.

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stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)

how much did he pay you?

$6.32?

hehehehehe

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)

i've missed

this place while i've been working.

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stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)

who've you been working for, Mr Kipling?

In his Shortbread factory?

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)

*shakes

tiny fist*

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stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)

and i'm

not even short. ask the nice b3tans who came and visited.

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stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)

I ken you're nearly, not quite but nearly, 6 ft

shorty

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)

b3tans i am taller than:

moore, lora, ijon tichy, dr phil and, um, loads of others. so nerrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)

tichy is tichy though

it's a well known fact

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new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)

and twitchy

and legless

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)

haha!

excellent stuff.

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new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)

thats not tichy.

he doesnt have marmite on his face.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:36, archived)

heheheheehehehehehehehhehe

he did eat all my goldfish though

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:37, archived)

standard practice.

He probably thought it was a big glass of Vodka, with novelty "goldfish" icecubes.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:45, archived)

I must say

the urine must have played havock with your lawn

(Mattyboy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:48, archived)

piss is good for growing plants.

especially coke.

so there.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:48, archived)

but they're all girls...

/runs very fast

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:30, archived)

Im 6ft4

Do I win?

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Generationgav, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)

looked short to me

but then everyone looks short to me. i'm 8 foot 5

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Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:26, archived)

fact.

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stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)

Bugger

Was b3tan to it. Oh well. Small minds think alike.

(buboboy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:16, archived)

played Hitler

in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade doncherknow.

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christhebarker, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:16, archived)

hitler

played mr bronson in grange hill.

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stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:17, archived)

in which case

Hitler has my brother's phone number.

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:18, archived)

jesus

built my hotrod.

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stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:18, archived)

he wants me for coat hanger

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)

Satan has my pants

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)

Liar

pants on fire

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)

they'll be too big for him

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:26, archived)

Satan's going

camping at the weekend

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)

hehehehehe

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)

wasn't he

in empire strikes back?

(northern seth back is giving him jip again, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)

who,

hitler?

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stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)

Apparently

yes

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christhebarker, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)

yes

he was

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DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:36, archived)

He were also Hitler

in The Tomorrow People, and loads of stage things.

He's played Hitler more than any other actor about - FACT

(Shatner's Bassoon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:30, archived)

Ha ha ha

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Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)

frankie found it hard to find fame

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Punked I Love Vectors, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:11, archived)

yay

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stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)

he may look like a member of KISS

but i bet he loves the scorpions more.

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baby wet ones, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)

you deserve a

meerkiss today

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)

haha !

ace !

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Tedmus, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)

aww!

how cute!

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Batsgirl, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:17, archived)

omg shit

you look 100% like my aunty, are ya??

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Punked I Love Vectors, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)

I sincerely doubt it

unless you're seven years old and called Andrew.

I am gadge's mum though. I worked out that I must have given birth to him aged six.

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Batsgirl, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)

bahhhh

hummmmmmm
okay

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Punked I Love Vectors, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)

can I buy

a naff satchel with that image on it?

TJ: second illustration on this page *has* to be goatse inspired:
www.discover.com/feb_01/featnapster.html

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:18, archived)

wooooo

i know where ya comin from

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Punked I Love Vectors, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)

what's all this 'ya' business?

Are you posh?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)

ya i am

no i aint
ya i am
no i aint

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Punked I Love Vectors, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)

Rockin'!

But Gene Simmons plays bass
/pedant

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Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:21, archived)

how does the kat

know what a bass guitar is?

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Punked I Love Vectors, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)

I suppose

Meerkats must find it impossible looking for a bassist too.

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Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)

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davelog, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:33, archived)

that is

very good.

And in my humble a definate FP if ever i saw one.

(BadgerPirate, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:39, archived)

bah

you fucking jinxed it now

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Punked I Love Vectors, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:47, archived)

aft'noon

paaarrrclickforbigrrrpppp

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baby wet ones, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:01, archived)

Splendid,

I feel sorry for Manphant.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:02, archived)

oh he was happy enough

elephants aren't half as cruel as anthony hopkins.

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baby wet ones, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:03, archived)

Does he pull the pockets of his trousers out

and say "Have you seen my um... impression of me?"

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:03, archived)

heh heh

you just made chortle.

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baby wet ones, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:04, archived)

Good

Your pictures always make me smile, so it's nice to give something back...

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)

awww,

i am liking the fluffiness of this thread.

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baby wet ones, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)

blurrrrrrgggghhhhhhh!

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:11, archived)

teehee!

and woo to pic!

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Batsgirl, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)

I think he works

in my old office.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:03, archived)

well better than

Eleguy

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:03, archived)

Would make an interesting

Eulegy

(Mattyboy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:04, archived)

oh kinky

where you been hiding

did they finally arrest you for cottaging?

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)

That's

Lovely :o)

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The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:04, archived)

You should put these together in some kind of comic

maybe with some contributions from other people???

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christhebarker, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:04, archived)

If only there

was such an item?

*rubs chin dreamicaly*

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:05, archived)

WAIT! There is!

But.. .it's waiting for... a .... cover.... and .... a contribution.... from .... B.....

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christhebarker, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)

I will send you

the cover, I'm still working on the other thing.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)

c
e
!!

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christhebarker, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)

maybe i should!

actually i may well be submitting a bunch of these for the comic, due to the fact i have no spare time at the moment to finish me mongoose thing. bugger.

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baby wet ones, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)

That'd

be great!

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christhebarker, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)

righto, i'll get a bunch of em together and send em off to you

mongoose'll just have to go in issue 2! (or we could split the bugger up o' course)

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baby wet ones, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)

Split it baby!

You can't not use that in this issue! I reckon the whole issue hinges on yours so far!

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christhebarker, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)

awww dude!

i think you praise too much! but i'll split him up, no probs, i'll put together the rest of the panels i've done, which'll take it to a good splittable spot, then send em off to you too. sweeet.

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baby wet ones, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)

Cannae wait

amingo

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christhebarker, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)

that is

somewhat brilliant!

(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)

Take a deep breath

Prepare for the worst..
The ugliest elephant in the un-i-verse!

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chthonic, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:11, archived)

wonderful !

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Tedmus, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)

yay!

super!

it's more common than you think...

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rogan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)

heh heh

that elephant has no trunk.

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baby wet ones, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)

iv made a easier link

to zak's hummus generator. simply
www.hummus.co.nr

('Andeh', Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:01, archived)

Not bad

I got a pic from a search for 'diachronic' of people panning for babies.
www.earth-search.com/cyt1.jpg

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:03, archived)

heh

('Andeh', Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)

I got

a curdy vulva

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andythetwig, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)

hurdy curdy mushroom man

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Spoon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)

aha!

I really have put up the family pic on my site now. As opposed to just thinking I had. Daddy was the one who noticed.

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Batsgirl, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)

cor

what a splendid machine!

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)

I'm surprised...

by the lack of Charles Bronson/Deathwish posts. or have i missed them? i'm far too hungover for what i drank last night...

(northern seth back is giving him jip again, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:57, archived)

spazz back a bit

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:58, archived)

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)

Deathwish

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:58, archived)

oh yeah!

i was going to do one but i forgot.

fuck it someone else can.

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dipdapdop, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:58, archived)

I have seen at least two.

Instead of wasting a thread with "why hasn't anyone made one of these?" Why not make one yourself?
WHY DON'T YOU?

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)

because

it hurts to move....
euuurrrgghh

(northern seth back is giving him jip again, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:00, archived)

tough tits.

don't waste threads with stoopid questions

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:00, archived)

what are you doing on Sunday you tart

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:04, archived)

Nowt yet...

edit: The Brighton Bash id scheduled for this Saturday you must all come along!
So no idea what Sunday will bring.

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)

bearcub is being christianed on Sunday

if you fancy it...?

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)

Kind of depends on where it is

How easy that is for me to get to and the state of my liver on Sunday morning.

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)

i shall text you the info

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:11, archived)

shplendid

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:17, archived)

in a church? possibly near the font

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new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)

some people are so fucking funny

it could've been in the pub!

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)

not comic sans

I trust

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)

blimeh

the punhummus is strong today

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)

well you coming to brighton on sat??

we have bash planned.. & sundy it's to london and 100 % Gibbon's birthday

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Darkedge, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)

ahh we are preparing the xtianing

otherwise we would have been there and Id've been in me new frock as well

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)

you. Hear you got a little worse for wear after I left..

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Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)

oh yes

sick as a dog out the back door..

god we got drunk this weekend.

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Darkedge, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)

umm

you got drunk

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Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)

whereas you sensibly sipped a small glass of archers.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:26, archived)

exactly!

Though saying that I was actually a bit gone. But only because I hadn't eaten.

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Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:33, archived)

I wasn't the only drunk person..

apparently the videotape footage is great...

List of quite drunken b3tans, Me, Teaseress, The_pope, Ijon Titchy, Smirnoff, Rev Dan, plus moree.. ok YOU wern't drunk.. but most of us were.

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Darkedge, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:35, archived)

I did one but I can't be bothered to spaz you spaz

oh alright here it is

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:02, archived)

of course I was first

Of course.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)

but not as funny as my deaf witch

of course

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)

true.

However, mine's exudes a more sinister quality.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)

mines more believable

if it wasn't so small you could see that I wrote 'I am a cunt' on winner's cue board

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)

I didn't understand either of them

So I vote me the best

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)

death - deaf

wish - witch

and boab's makes no sense at all

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:17, archived)

I understand that

just never heard of "deathwish" nor am quite sure who Charles Bronson is - he's not the one who killed loads of people, is he? That's Manson, I think.

/blonde

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)

actually....

the most violent/hard criminal in britain is called Charles Bronson...

(great cthulhu, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)

*checks database of wanted criminals*

I'm not sure I believe you

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)

get off your

couch and... I can't remember the words at all. That show was shit anyway. The kids on it always seemed to be having too much fun.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:00, archived)

I wasn't allowed to watch it

the kids were Northern and common.
(according to my mum)

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:01, archived)

It was always the Belfast gang

or the Cardiff gang or the fucking Newcastle gang.

Essentially, it was always the pikey incomprehensible gang.

(Mattyboy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:03, archived)

Like I said

"northern"
;)

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha

strange going on about turning off TV sets as they couldn't afford them

(Mattyboy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)

do you remember

the overly excited kid called Ben?

(northern seth back is giving him jip again, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:03, archived)

I wasn't allowed to watch

you muppet, how would I know?

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)

sorry

if i've offended you and anyone else this afternoon with my manic hangover shenanigans

(northern seth back is giving him jip again, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)

not offended

just wondered how I was supposed to know anything about a programme I never watched.

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)

het spijt me

(northern seth back is giving him jip again, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)

ooh

fancy.

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)

I work

with another dutch bird

(northern seth back is giving him jip again, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)

poor you

the Dutch are all miserable penny-pinching protestants.

tee-hee.

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:16, archived)

this one is generally amiable and quiet

(northern seth back is giving him jip again, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:18, archived)

eh?

what's wrong with being northern and common? it's the only things i'm good at!

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new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:11, archived)

Nowt wrong with it

unless you're my Mum

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)

thats me

to a tee.
Did you know that prior to its reorganisation in 1972 Yorkshire sported more acres than there are letters in the Bible...
The BIBLE for christs sake!

(northern seth back is giving him jip again, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)

shirley

there are no more than 26 letters in the Bible...

(jakeohoho, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)

ok then

all the letters used over and over in the Bible....

(northern seth back is giving him jip again, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:53, archived)

is your name

really seth? You could be my favourite person on the board.

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Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)

unfortunately

no. it was a nickname bestowed upon me when i did my first degree in the esteemed and hallowed halls of the university of surrey by a friend who now is a manager of Marks & Spencers in guildford

(northern seth back is giving him jip again, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:02, archived)

well that's not nearly so good.
Sorry..

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Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:03, archived)

sorry

i did once know someone called Seth Pughe if thats any use?

(northern seth back is giving him jip again, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)

bronson? dead?

kennnnnnndddaaaallllll!!!!!!!!!

and if i'm the first person to say that this morning, i'll be very disappointed

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new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:00, archived)

superb

never thought of that, choked on wig?

(northern seth back is giving him jip again, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:02, archived)

I'm suprised...

WARGH!

See.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:04, archived)

You forgot to post a picture.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)

Bill hated students playing frisbee while he tried to sleep

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MrUppity, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)

heheh

quality.

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dipdapdop, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:48, archived)

here have my new

('Andeh', Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:55, archived)

thankyou

i will treasure it

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MrUppity, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:04, archived)

1000th post! Woo!

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custard, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:45, archived)

and what a great one it is!

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M@rkoni, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:47, archived)

well done to you sir

on a different note, did anyone record the radio show on friday?

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weekendsession, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:48, archived)

there is a search up the top..

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=11822

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dipdapdop, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:52, archived)

cheers

i was stuck in birmingham after my train was cancelled and so couldn't get back for it

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weekendsession, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:56, archived)

matsimpsk

has a link in his profile.

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:52, archived)

yay you!

More! More! More!

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:49, archived)

WOW

I hate n00b questions as much as the next guy but what did you use for that?

(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:57, archived)

ClipArt

snigger

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GR33DY, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)

could be 3ds max

i made this with it in about 5 minutes

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:01, archived)

yip

it was 3D Studio B3ta edition v.2.01b hummus patch.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)

yay woo

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GR33DY, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:50, archived)

I've got this song stuck in my head as well...

(plankton, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)

KILL IT

russ abbot a no no!

(brioche, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:42, archived)

when i was a kid

i used to love his show.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:43, archived)

I heard you loved ...

Bella Emberg!

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M@rkoni, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:45, archived)

the name's Bond - Basildon Bond

I always liked that line

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:50, archived)

C U

Jimmy.

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Samsonite, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:51, archived)

C U Jimmy

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:51, archived)

Kids these days

wouldn't get the joke

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:51, archived)

I could

never understand why he was named after my hometown.

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:54, archived)

aw....

poor love

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:58, archived)

wasn't the line

'a party with a happy atmosphere'?

/russ abbot pedantry

(I once drove past his house when i was a kid.. it was my first celebrity moment)

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alistair, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:50, archived)

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