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This could be a case for Mulder and Sully

(Hugh G Rection, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)

Hahahahah

to the pic and your name!

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)

hehehe

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:00, archived)

heheh

took me a minute

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:00, archived)

now get them to sing with that welsh bird

not worthy of its own thread

(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:01, archived)

she's dutch

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:02, archived)

what that tart from catatonia

?

I think she is as welsh as they come

(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:03, archived)

I think

it's a reference to the fabulous b3ta board babe, Dutchbird.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)

*chuckles*

Poor deluded fools.

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butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)

don't worry

i know you for the short haired lesbian you are

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:18, archived)

Dutchbird,

the popular welsh lesbian.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:16, archived)

Also a copper based

in Eastbourne.

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butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)

You do get around,

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)

is she's from catatonia

I thought she be catatonian? Or catatonic at the very least.

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barnesy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)

hehe

Monsthda monsthda

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:01, archived)

hahahahahahahaha!

arf!
to both!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)

Hehe

I love monsters inc

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:02, archived)

Tee hee

Mmmm Duchovny

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Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:03, archived)

arf!

and time to wheel out an old woo yay I think...

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barnesy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:04, archived)

I liked that then

and I like it now

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Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)

Woo!!

KITTY!!!!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:05, archived)

run cletus run

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alistair, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:58, archived)

oooh

he gets some speed despite the short legs.

woo!

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:58, archived)

aw,

very adorable

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)

woo!

he am fabulous!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:01, archived)

v.cute

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corington, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:01, archived)

haha

look at him go :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:02, archived)

awww

that's fab.

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Red wine and cheese., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:04, archived)

Is there anyone else out there who thinks..

..that Sheriff John Bunnell from Worlds Wildest Police Videos is a bit of a fruit-loop ?? And to think he used to be a Sheriff... Can you imagine him stopping you ?

"Hi, I'm Sheriff John Bunnell - I saw you blast down the break-down lane in your Chevvy cruiser, possibly DUI while cutting off a police ve...hicle. You're going down to the state jail..."

(G-Funk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:55, archived)

I hadn't really...

...given it any serious thought.

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:56, archived)

hahaha

indeed he is mental, and almost as orange as the duke.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:57, archived)

And the best thing about "Worlds Wildest Police Videos / Police Chases / etc"

..is that it's always on TV - night and day - just scroll through Channel 5, Bravo, Bravo+1, Sky One, Men and Motors.. etc etc..

(G-Funk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:00, archived)

hehe

need a "worlds wildest *.*" channel

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:02, archived)

My word...

..he has UK fan site but don't all click on it or the Geocities bandwith limit will.. oh bugger, too late..

B3ta should get an interview with him.. "b3ta suspects surrounded the deputy - who resorted to force to blast his way out in his Chevvy Cruiser Police Vehicle..."

He always uses the words, "blast", "slingshot", "chevvy", "cruiser", "DUI" and more in every show...

(G-Funk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)

police officer uses police terms shock.

I once heard a builder use the words "bricks" "mortar" "spirit level" "hod" and "teabreak".

(the original woodsman, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)

nice teeth though

(aren't sherifs a sort of weird public appointed almost policemen)

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alistair, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:57, archived)

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:57, archived)

haha!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)

it's not as good as the guardians (i think) poll

'Are internet polls accurate?' :)
www.b3ta.com/board/643012

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)

how did that one turn out

(1, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:00, archived)

'Only the ones on Guardian unlimited'

won :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:01, archived)

it has it's limits

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:04, archived)

A bit like this:

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:03, archived)

Ahhh...

great days...

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)

hehehehe

do you think we went a bit overboard?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)

tee-hee

Not at all. I'm sure they appreciated our vigour!

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butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)

Nice

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Ravenous bug-blatter beast, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:01, archived)

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new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:04, archived)

Careful...

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)

i'm sneaking my own bandwagon in before

anyone notices

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new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:16, archived)

"In this case it was

Out of the frying pan, into the jail cell.."

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:57, archived)

My favourite was from worlds dumbest drivers

"before parking behind that dump truck, make sure that DUMP truck driver isn't a DUMB truck driver"

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alistair, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:00, archived)

Pure Class

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:05, archived)

is he in space?

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:57, archived)

this joy-rider thought he was going to have a swell ride

...but all he got was a short ride in the back of a cruiser to jail.

I love JB.

I believe him.
About everything.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:58, archived)

"He makes a mad dash for the exit,

but this cops wits are faster than him"

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)

Shame his name's not..

oh, i've just done that one

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:58, archived)

Do you reckon he speaks like that in everyday life?

And why is everybody always a 'suspect'? I mean, innocent until proven guilty is fair enough, but when you see the video of them running out of the bank with a shotgun in their hands, that's pretty damn conclusive if you ask me.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)

I love him.

You have to watch the action going on in the background while he introduces the next batch of moronic clips.
Bloody comedy gold.

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Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)

looks a bit like Grif Rhys Jones who , in my opinion , makes the word "crunch" actually sound crunchy when he says it

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Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:02, archived)

there's a new sheriff in town

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:54, archived)

can we name him

Omar?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:54, archived)

hehehehehehe

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:55, archived)

*slap*

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:55, archived)

You're a very naughty professor

Go and stand in the corner.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:55, archived)

Sheriff Rusty Badge

shirley?

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:56, archived)

from this day forward he shall be known as..
omar sheriff

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:56, archived)

woo!

i like his cheeky grin too :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:03, archived)

haha

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:57, archived)

hahaha

excelent. woo!

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:54, archived)

Boing!

Boing!
Boing!
Boing!
Yay!

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:55, archived)

thats funky

and gives me an excuse to try out my new web space with this...

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Air - Has just been made redundant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:55, archived)

Hi cockalorum indeed!

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:56, archived)

That makes my eyes bleed.

(HC!)

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:05, archived)

Yay!

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?!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:55, archived)

Oooooooooh!

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:55, archived)

marvellous

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:56, archived)

Woo to space hoppers

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:01, archived)

When nobody's looking

the scenery gives in to addictions

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corington, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:52, archived)

yay!

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:53, archived)

that's spiffing!

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:53, archived)

Spliffing?

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:55, archived)

Thank you

I knew I couldn't be the only one to misread it like that.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:56, archived)

mmmmmm

the thought of it makes me want one.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:58, archived)

he he!

subtle spong.

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mrRush, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:54, archived)

Ha!

Woo for snout smoking mountains.

TJ - Prolly GC, but has anyone been to the Lemon Jelly site lately? 'Tis tops. www.lemonjelly.ky/

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:54, archived)

yes!

but boooo! they cancelled the tour.:(

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popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:57, archived)

I know.

/upset

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:04, archived)

I love

The LJ flash anims

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:18, archived)

i animated my m3tatw33n

to the tune of Spacewalk :)
FACT

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popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)

That's weird,

How did you come up with a mountain smoking a fag?

Are you insane?

PS. Anyone fancy a few pints in Datchet on Friday? Rev. Dan and I are going to get hammered. - cleary not
PPS. Ive got a new job - no one cares, arse.

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Banana, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:54, archived)

The original had the cloud in it, I thought it natural that it should be smoke instead

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corington, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:55, archived)

I see...CALL OFF THE DOGS!

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Banana, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:56, archived)

phew

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corington, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:57, archived)

Billy was a mountain

Ethel was a tree growing off of his shoulder

(Johnus the Arse, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:35, archived)

You must be like water..

Apparently...

click big

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:52, archived)

how odd.

woo!

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:53, archived)

Hehehehehe

Bonzai bruce!

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:53, archived)

stop this cruel trade!

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new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:54, archived)

it's just sick

... where's the daily mail...?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:55, archived)

Fucking SICK

www.bonsaipotato.com
For those who've missed it on 4rthur

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butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)

i'm sure everyone is aware of this...

but on the offchance-

www.bonsaikitten.com

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)

Very

good

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:53, archived)

get him out!

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:53, archived)

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wayward., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:52, archived)

erk

red x

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Laughing Boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:52, archived)

hehe

that's wonderful

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:52, archived)

fantastic

she needs to come her hare though

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:53, archived)

i thought it

was Ronaldo

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:54, archived)

Random bloke

off getty

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wayward., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:56, archived)

no, it's clearly a hare

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:56, archived)

Stunning.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:54, archived)

that's lovely!

I always wondered where they go in autumn.

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butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:56, archived)

Gladys is amused

(ivor_the_engine, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)

in the end the stomach settled out of court

in a nice comfy chair

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aubergene, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:47, archived)

Made

I giggle. Yup. Shame you got trolled!

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:51, archived)

mr stomach

looks a lot like a stale bagpipe

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:51, archived)

gross

but entertaining. Woo to you.

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Baron von Twuntenstein, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:51, archived)

hehe

woo

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:51, archived)

Ulead gif animator 5 bit `o` shit

www.mobgw.net/mrnmrs/2dudes.html
I have ulead gif animator 5 and cool 3-d 3.5 are these any good and how the hell do you use them, every so often I sit down and have a go with them but I end up getting well pissed off. Any one know of any instructions or should I get rid of them as they doo ma heed in, by the way I didn`t make the dude your so gay thing.

(Papas, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:47, archived)

i use gif animator 5 for all my animations

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:47, archived)

he's obviously right then. case closed ;)

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new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:49, archived)

WTFAYBOA?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:48, archived)

animator 5 is fine

if you press F1 you might get some handy clues

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new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:48, archived)

They work

better if you install them on a computer.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:49, archived)

Erm,

you've put in a link to someone else's work there - any particular reason?

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:50, archived)

and not just anyone's

but wheatox's

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atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:02, archived)

I film a

zeotrope.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:50, archived)

just

fiddle about a bit , you'll pick it up

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Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:51, archived)

Ulead is as good as any other

But you have to have the patience to sit down and learn, whatever you use.

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:52, archived)

oooh, you're just like mr miyagi

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new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:53, archived)

I look a bit

like him. Sort of.

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:58, archived)

wax off

wax on?

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rogan, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:54, archived)

instructions are as follows

1. Remove all outer packaging.
2. Pierce film lid.
3. Place on a non metallic tray and position in microwave.
4. 5 mins on full power.
5. Remove and stir well, return to the microwave.
6. 3.5 minutes on full power.
7. Remove and let it sit for 1 minute, serve as suggested, or why not experiment with your own favourite toppings?

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popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:53, archived)

Poor kitty was a slow learner, but the piranha wasn't

Clickie for biggie

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:47, archived)

yarrrr

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:49, archived)

ha ha!

and yarrrrrr!

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mrRush, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:50, archived)

Awww

Yay, go fishy!

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Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:53, archived)

that's a gary larson joke isn't it?

'snicely done though

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new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:54, archived)

Is it???

Bugger.

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:55, archived)

i think so

although i could be wrong...

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new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:58, archived)

woo yarr for limbless kitties

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:01, archived)

Morning all.

This is either a damning indictment of the perversions of the Internet, or a sign that Mirror readers are stupid.

I direct your attention to the Mirror's "quick poll" in the middle right of www.mirror.co.uk/

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?!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:44, archived)

i think they should open it out to discussion

where shall we meet?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:44, archived)

I'd say 4rthur,

but it looks like there'll be an angry torch waving mob around any minute.

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?!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:45, archived)

Germany?

A/S/L ?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:47, archived)

13, f , london

tell me about sex.

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Happyperson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:51, archived)

I run a mobile disco.

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dr_fonz, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:53, archived)

18 / M / HACKNEY

I AM 18 AND IN THE ARMY MY GUN IS VERY BIG I ALSO RUN MUSIC BANDS LIKE ATOMIC KITTEN AND BUSTED EMINEM IS MY BEST FRIEND

DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN YOU WEE HAHHAHA

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:54, archived)

32/M/ Wormwood Scrubs

ahem!
18/F/Basildon

I mean!

Good recovery

(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:56, archived)

my money is on the latter

[edit] that is the shoddiest bit of web pagery i've seen in a long time...

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new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:45, archived)

Makes me feel better.

Note: this could also be a reply to 90Nz0, weeing Q up ^^there^^

(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)

I voted "yes".

To protect them from speaking like a bunch of retarded fuckwits, though.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:45, archived)

I like the

human interest angle to the drugs busts story: "Cocaine prices set to rocket". Funny how journalists should be so concerned.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)

That was in fact the only thing I noticed

on the whole page.

Not that I would care.

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dr_fonz, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:48, archived)

Is that a picture of a young Hobbes beside

TEACHER JAILED FOR SCHOOL TRIP DEATH 'story'
Term story used loosely

(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:01, archived)

what what what

hey i voted "no" on the poll and the "no" percentage went DOWN

(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:03, archived)

I voted no too.

Opened a new copy of the home page with the menu down the side. Couldn't resize or do anything useful.

Bleeding hacks.

(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)

I can't see the price going up much

drugs have always been inflation proofed, it's not as if they cost much to produce.

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Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:01, archived)

"Should ALL chat rooms be shut to protect children?"

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:45, archived)

I voted 'no'

and now I'm on the Mirrors Potential Sex Offender List (pSOL).

shit.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:54, archived)

Presumably

they asked for your address when you clicked "no"...

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dr_fonz, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:54, archived)

yeah

they told me I'd won something, so I gave them my address.

arse cakes

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:57, archived)

oooh

excelent.

i voted yes.

Down with those who use the internet to communicate

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:45, archived)

Political madness

gone correct!!!

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Banana, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)

surley there are enough of us on the board to render this

little poll invalid

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Happyperson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)

is a poll of mirror readers valid

for anything useful anyway?

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barnesy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:47, archived)

It's reliable,

but not valid.

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?!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:52, archived)

I think kiddy fiddlers should be given their own special chatroom

where 50% of them can pretend to be kids. What's the harm in that?

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rob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)

haha

excelent plan.

but then 13 year olds will go on pretending to be adults.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:47, archived)

That

never happens ~~mum~~ mate.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:48, archived)

Therefore, you require proof of age,

and proof of identity to register.

Then you send the fuzz round.

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?!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:48, archived)

So 13 year old kids,

would go on and pretend to be 45 year old men to try and groom the 45 year old men pretending to be 13 year old kids?

That would be fantastic.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:50, archived)

yep. exactly

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:51, archived)

i confused

so how old am i supposed to be?

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Happyperson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:52, archived)

yes

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:54, archived)

15 hands tall

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Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)

most of them do any way

(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:48, archived)

Those already exist.

A friend of mine spent quite some time on one - purely for research purposes, of course.

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dr_fonz, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:49, archived)

Was he

writing a book on the subject?

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wayward., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:51, archived)

You just want the link

don't you?

don't you?

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dr_fonz, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:51, archived)

damn

any children out there not in school?

meet me behind the bikeshed

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)

"Cocaine prices set to rocket" apparently

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dr_fonz, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)

"poncey salad leaf prices set to rocket"

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new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:47, archived)

"rockets set to be hugely disappointing when set off*

(

Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:52, archived)

"Guy Fawkes turning in his grave"

(

popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:54, archived)

"Cocaine sent to Rocket, Heroin sent to Tubbs"

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:58, archived)

nice punnage.

(

Baron von Twuntenstein, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:54, archived)

Oh dearie me

I think they should also ban cars on the same basis. And sweets.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)

And puppy dogs

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:51, archived)

There is one bloke at microsoft,

who has been clicking the same button all day.

(

G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:47, archived)

has he

tired rebooting?

(

aubergene, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:49, archived)

Pish...

Now you've made me look at Tamarararararara Beckwith .. how dare you..

(G-Funk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:47, archived)

Oh I like Tamara!

tell me...what's her job again?

(

robh, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:54, archived)

God.

The Mirror is almost as reactionary as the Daily Mail.....

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:47, archived)

it's all been downhill since they gave Amy Vickers the boot

bring her back! Down with Vordermann!

(

rob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:48, archived)

I miss the occasional cry of

"Hello Amy!"
I wonder if she's still watching us...

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:51, archived)

I bet she is.

And masturbating at the same time.

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:53, archived)

I doubt it

She's writing about consumer issues these days.

(

rob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:55, archived)

Ah,

consumer issues.
"These Beans are far too expensive!!"

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:57, archived)

Whatever happened to

that nice Cap'n Bob?

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:52, archived)

we're all perverts !

and how cool ?!
www.kiss-textil.de/galactikaen.htm

(

Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:48, archived)

haha!

I like how they have videos of it 'in action'!

(

barnesy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:49, archived)

UV Seating....

that'll show up the stains.

(

G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:52, archived)

My wife says I'm

a pervert, but I disagree.

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:55, archived)

See

www.b3ta.com/board/2029533

It was about The Sun, but it works just as well for The Mirror.

(

pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:49, archived)

oh dear.

i do like the way the 'yes' button is already selected. makes it soooo much easier.

(

mrRush, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:49, archived)

they

should just do away with the "no" button altogether

(

aubergene, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:50, archived)

Can't we

just ban children?

(

backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:50, archived)

Why doesn't

the poll update when I refresh?
I smell a rat.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:52, archived)

Does it small like cheese.....

Mmmm?

(

Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:55, archived)

No,

like a rat.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:00, archived)

...

(

Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:53, archived)

Gonads! i tried to click!

(

popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:55, archived)

where's bovine with his list?

you should know better ;)

(

new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)

looks

like we've had an effect
it's only 53.1 in favour now

(

atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:04, archived)

Dogs milk, kids can't get enough

(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)

hehe

how odd

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)

the dog

looks oddly satisfied

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:42, archived)

Do not try this at home

if you have a male dog.

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:42, archived)

Is that a tongue

or a joss stick holder

(Lobsta, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:42, archived)

I think it's an ear

(

cheeves, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:43, archived)

it could be her ear

, but it does look like a tongue

(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:44, archived)

WRONG!

Wrongwrongwrongwrongwrongwrongwrongwrongwrongwrongwrongwrongwrongwrongwrongwrong.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:43, archived)

Eeeewwww!

(

pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:45, archived)

try it

you might like it

(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:49, archived)

Nothing wrong with dogs' milk. Full of goodness. Full of marabone jelly.

Lasts longer than any other type of milk, dogs' milk.

(

Red wine and cheese., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:54, archived)

Yes

My mother fed me on dog milk it is excellent brainfood i have an iq of 190 coughhrrmcough

(fly on the wall, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:03, archived)

Some people are better off not dancing

(

High Lord Phanty, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)

Hoorah!

For fat people going thru floors!

(

Banana, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)

Ahhh ...

For a moment I just thought he'd melted into a puddle of fat :)

(

Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:38, archived)

that reminds me of a junior school bioology lesson

where we were asked to draw people without bones

(

rob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:36, archived)

Do you still have...

...your sketches?

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:36, archived)

but for the second part of the lesson we had to draw people without muscles. That was harder to visualise.

(

rob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:38, archived)

heheheheh

you should have proffered a photo of Prof Hawkings.

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)

Were you then asked to cut your finger,

put a drop of your blood into a little brass bowl and peform some interesting chanting?

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)

Don't be stupid

That's part of the RE syllabus.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)

Don't they

just sort of lie on the floor, not moving?

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)

haha

great fun

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:37, archived)

what kind of sick/fun teacher sets that

as a project?
rhetorical

(icedragon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:37, archived)

did you get my email?

(

Happyperson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:38, archived)

maybe

I haven't read any mail this week tho. I'll be reading it all tomorrow night.

(

rob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)

ok, i was just wondering

how long i have to wait for an icon after making a donation?

(

Happyperson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)

not long ...

(

rob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)

hurray!

thankyou

(

Happyperson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:42, archived)

wow magic,

i'm still waiting

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:42, archived)

Is that

all the mail or all tomorrow night?

or both?

*waves*

(

chthonic, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:43, archived)

hahaha

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:36, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Have a vaugly-compettition related pea-roast:

Donny the Happy Can

(

King Ralph is drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:38, archived)

Nice

A bit like Budvarbot, but not shit.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)

MAKE HIM DANCE!

:-)

(

King Ralph is drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)

That's

class.

(

Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:44, archived)

You've no idea

how much this made me laugh. It's something to do with the name...

(

Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:44, archived)

Wow

I looooove happy cans yum yum

(fly on the wall, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:43, archived)

Superb.

Animate!

(

Baron von Twuntenstein, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)

Too much effort

for too little gain. Took me far too long anyway.

(

High Lord Phanty, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:43, archived)

Nice

To see him smilling

(Lobsta, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)

I love fat people

Who go through floors.

It makes them exciting

(fly on the wall, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)

Waller, waller, waller!

OOMPH!!

Get me out, get me out.
No stay stuck in the floor.
Get me out, get me out.
I wish you'd get stuck some more.
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:43, archived)

Once you realise what tune it needs

that's rather funny
/thick

(

High Lord Phanty, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)

Er... GIF?

(

Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:43, archived)

It doesn't explicitly say make a GIF

just that they're the lifeblood of the internet
/pedant

Anyway I was being ironic
dance=movement=GIF
Rik=stationary=JPG

(

High Lord Phanty, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:53, archived)

"It is a good idea !! Ha-yck yck"

(Sheepattack!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)

Pea roast

(

backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:45, archived)

Duno

I have no idea. I am only on this website to laugh i cannot contribute anything of any importance

(fly on the wall, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)

what are you chosen for?

(

rob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)

i was born to run

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:34, archived)

I was made for dancing

ah ah ah all night long.

(

popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)

not one for this week's challenge then

we need things that weren't made for dancing

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:37, archived)

interesting

I was born to boogie. However, I was also born under a bad sign.

(

thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:36, archived)

i blame it on the boogie,

that i was born to run

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:36, archived)

I blame Flibz.

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:37, archived)

it used to be so much easier

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)

i was

born in a crossfire hurricane
edit: d'oh b3tan by baz. oh the shame

(

atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)

i was born under a wand'ring star

(

new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:36, archived)

NO HONKING?

(

popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)

I was born to be your baby

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:36, archived)

I was born

in a crossfire hurricane.

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:37, archived)

The night I was born

Lord I swear the moon turned a fire red

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)

I was born in the wagon of a travellin' show

(

pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)

Cher you were!

(

popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)

I'm a little bit

country

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:42, archived)

I'm a little bit

cunty.

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:43, archived)

and he's a little bit

cock and hole...

(

popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:44, archived)

little bit?

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:45, archived)

i'm a little bit sad and lonely

that my baby's gone away...

(

new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:44, archived)

I thought love

was only true in fairy tales.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)

I am listening to that

right now. You scary, scary fucker.

(

Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:48, archived)

Annoyance.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:34, archived)

bad speeling

(

Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)

being chosen

(1, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)

Are you the One

that wasn't chosen?

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:38, archived)

Not replying

And gender determination of turkeys.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)

Excellent.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)

*must think fluffy thoughts*

Hello, and welcome!

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)

Surely it's term time?

(

pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)

did

you miss the reply button dear?

(

Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)

if you don't

lick the window all week, you can have a gold star or a smily face sticker

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)

ha ha

(icedragon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)

Does that go for all of us?

/stops licking window

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:36, archived)

Fuck

off.

/Baz

(

Banana, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)

Hey, I'm here y'know!

Tsch.

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)

Thought I'd give you

a bit of a tea break.

(

Banana, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:36, archived)

that's a good point

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:34, archived)

I have no hummus

(1, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)

i don't contribute anything of importance either

i know my place

(

new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:38, archived)

maybe dumb

This question may sound veeery dumb for some of you but how do I make those dancing(changing)GIF-images or where can I learn how to make them.
Thanks

(nitricacid, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:24, archived)

i don't know how

you make them.

care to demonstrate?

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:25, archived)

use an animating program; imageready, msanimator, ulead

put lots of pictures in and press go. learn by pissing about.

(

new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:25, archived)

Crush some chillis

then rub them on your wanger. It'll give you magic powers of making dancing(changing)GIF-images.

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:25, archived)

I drip Insanity Sauce onto my eyeballs

works just as well.

(

King Ralph is drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:26, archived)

I run full pelt in traffic bollards, crushing my knackers

Doesn't help make images, but I enjoy it.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)

You too?

Must be a Welsh thing.

(

Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)

has anyone got any music codes to uplaod?

(

new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:27, archived)

as a matter of fact

i have a program that uplaods music coeds

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)

And some Bee Gees

and Barry White, too.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)

Are you insulting Barry White?

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)

Well he's dead now,

so I think I'm safe.

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:38, archived)

just hope you never

audition for fame academy...

(icedragon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)

and?

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:36, archived)

They're shit.

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:38, archived)

yeah

and?

you actually have a point?

well done for disagreeing with my music taste

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)

No point,

just mocking.

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)

fair enough

you've really lost it as a troll now.

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:43, archived)

download a free copy

of ulead gif animator, from www.ulead.com

there'll be some easy instructions on how to use it

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:26, archived)

downloads-zdnet.com.com/3120-20-0.html?qt=gif+animator&tg=dl-2001

(T1, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:57, archived)

With a good computer.

Or a PC.

(

pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:26, archived)

The web

or "internet" has some marvellous tutorials if you care to look, you may also need some kind of graphics program and a gif animation program.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:26, archived)

What is this "internet"

of which you speak?

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:28, archived)

I believe you mean

the 'interweb'.

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)

surely

its ... intertextwebnet ? :o)

(

Xkimo was at work on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:38, archived)

Magic.

And glue.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:26, archived)

FINGER MAGIC!!

A HA HAH AH AHA HHA HA HA
MAGIC with FIINGGEERRSS!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

*waggles fingers*

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:28, archived)

Don't do that,

you could strain something.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)

I AM FLEXING

MY MAGIC MUSCLE,

NO STRAIN!!

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:30, archived)

It's very hard to strain

something so small.

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:31, archived)

Ewwwwwww

Surely you can be arrested for that?

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)

You get to toilet roles,

some PVC Glues

and a 100 sweet wrappers.

(

G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:27, archived)

And a dictionary?

(

King Ralph is drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:28, archived)

Ha Ha

(

Banana, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)

Depends if you want words in your gif

(

G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:31, archived)

Arf! ™ © ®

(

Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)

Does this mean we have to credit you

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:34, archived)

'Arf!'*

*May contain nuts. Do not operate heavy machinery. Your house may be in danger.

(

pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:36, archived)

Yes

or I'll chin you

(

Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)

I just

learned how to, myself.
Make an image in photoshop, complete with layers of the things you want to move (e.g. arms/legs).
To get something that, say, moves it's arms you'll need layers for left arm down, left arm up, etc. The number of steps between the extreme positions, and consequently the number of layers depends on how jerky you want the image to look.
Then, when you've prepared your image with its many layers, jump to image ready, duplicate the original frame in the animation panel and then turn on and off the layer visibility in each frame as appropriate.
the photoshop help is v. helpful

(

atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:50, archived)

I'm a computer. Stop all the downloadin'. help computer

i don't know much about computers other than - other than the one we got my house my mom put a coupla games on there'n I play

(MrMessiah, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:54, archived)

shake that booty

(

cheeves, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:21, archived)

woo!

reminds me of goatse

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:23, archived)

seen it in this

http://b3ta.com/board/2029604

and thought that could dance

(

cheeves, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:27, archived)

haha

not seen that, good work boab

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)

made me laugh

nice work that fella

(

cheeves, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)

Yaaaaay!

Shake it baby!!

(kubox, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:23, archived)

That's given me

the horn.

(

Ravenous bug-blatter beast, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:26, archived)

you should see the Goatse version

(

cheeves, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:38, archived)

My first post

I was sent this, and seeing as you guys have had me chuckling for a while now I thought I would (try to) give you one back ( a chuckle, that is )
Description: This is worth playing for the death scene at the end alone. But probably not so comforting for Blaine's PR people.

Page: www.brianmung.com/blainegame.htm

(Papas, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:21, archived)

wow

where did you get that from?

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:21, archived)

Ah, now

that, you see, is something that we all call a "Glass cock".
But nevermind, perservere and we shall all cheer and eat jam and dance happily...like jam eating, cheering, dancing Elves.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:22, archived)

Very restrained

Isn't anyone going to be unnecessarily nasty ?

(

wonko the sane, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:24, archived)

it's first post,

i'll cut off the nads of anyone that is

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:24, archived)

Don't make me goatse you

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:26, archived)

i thought

goatse had his nads.
you'd be a eunuch

(

atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:55, archived)

bah

they are on a first warning though

(

Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:31, archived)

and a first warming

*group hug*

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)

And a warm fisting.

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)

Not today,

not on my shift.
GET BACK TO WORK, we need more Ho's in the slammer.
And hey, let's all be careful out there.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:25, archived)

ninja and black guy

;)

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)

Working the beat,

kicking some meat.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:31, archived)

i use my sword

on bovine's accord

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)

I user my Jive

by Elephants side.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)

*waves*

hello :)

(

Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:23, archived)

Sorry, but

www.b3ta.com/board/search.php?term=brianmung

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:23, archived)

that was surprisingly nice...

(

new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:23, archived)

I'm not all

"cunt, cunt, cunt" you know!

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:27, archived)

good

(

new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)

is that not from here in the first place?

nice try ;)

(

new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:23, archived)

Ermm... Shinny Translucent Cock Shaped Object.

Out of interest with this chat-room thinggy that Microsoft are 'stopping', is it true that they are keeping there 'paid' chatrooms - and the rest is cleaver marketing?

or am I the only one to realise this?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:23, archived)

Do Microsoft

Market Cleavers?

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:24, archived)

*ahem*

"Microsoft" is the American term for "Marketing engine". Didn't you know ?

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wonko the sane, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:25, archived)

agreed

It costs a lot of money to run free chatrooms. My reaction is that they pulled the plug for financial reasons and gave a bit of clever spin to the press.

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rob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:25, archived)

how

cleaver

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:26, archived)

No, no,

it is a "bold move".

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:27, archived)

and Carol Vordermann made them do it

She's a saint.

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rob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:28, archived)

Her and

"technology expert" Phillipa Forrester should team up.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)

ha ha ha

maybe Connie from AOL could provide the phone support

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Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)

Together,

they are...I.T BAYBZ

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)

Tomb Raider style nude patches !!!!!

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:44, archived)

consonant

consonant
vowel
vowel
blessed

AHAR!!!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:31, archived)

But,

That would be misleading the public, wouldn't it ?

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wonko the sane, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:28, archived)

And still look like they are doing good,

by jumping on the peddo bandwagon.

Apparently all the other chat-rooms are going to follow what they belive MS are doing. Therefore giving MS a monopolly in chat rooms.

By-gosh, I have to tell the UN !!!!

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:30, archived)

what is yahoo doing?

surely they are the dominant force in this area?

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rob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:30, archived)

Im not sure, but I think AOL will do it.

I think it would go into a paid version of some kind or another.

After-all, don't BT Openworld now own Yahoo?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)

THEIR.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:27, archived)

newsletter worthy ;)

welcome and all

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:24, archived)

Even though its apparently GC it's fucking ace.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)

thats uncanny

thats almost the same as the game in the newsletter... wait a minute..
!it is the same as the game in the newsletter.

Boink!

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Happyperson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:38, archived)

Feel the punnage

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Ravenous bug-blatter beast, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:18, archived)

Yay!

Top pun!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:20, archived)

ace !

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Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:21, archived)

I got red

ex

Oh no it's back

very good.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:22, archived)

hahaha

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:27, archived)

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