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Boingy things
one I did that appeared on the nightshift www.b3ta.com/board/2072549
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Dr_Seuss ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:02,
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Such panache.
boing!
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supermoore: HUNG ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:02,
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rubbish! looks nothing like google! ;)
woo! domokun! nice one :)
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Sunshine Elephant ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:03,
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The Google bandwagon
was wearing a bit thin by then
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Dr_Seuss ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:05,
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i'm proud to say i killed it!
I KILLED IT!!!!*proud
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yakmonkey ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:07,
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Woo and Yay
for that
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Dr_Seuss ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:09,
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what was going on last with google then?
?
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Air - Has just been made redundant ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:12,
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check here
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yakmonkey ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:15,
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Boo! Rubbish! Gerroff!
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:52,
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hahaha
arf!
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sunny_jimbob ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:53,
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hehehe
fnord did something similar with eclectech's fonzie bear :)
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Sunshine Elephant ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:53,
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*spazzes*
Oh. So he did. :(
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:00,
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yours is better though
as i demanded him to animate it but he didn't
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Sunshine Elephant ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:02,
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Haaa
/CAN be bothered
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:04,
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hahaha
superb !
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oCo ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:54,
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hahaahaha!
nice
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munkt0n ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:54,
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haha! you loon!
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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:55,
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ARF!
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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:55,
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Are Therapy? still about then?
Thought they'd lapsed into full tme Alcoholism.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:03,
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that's totally mad!
have a wyh!
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spatuluk ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:55,
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That made me chuckle
Ta.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:00,
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pfft
I love b3ta, it makes the world a better place :)
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Batsgirl ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:56,
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beer does the same :)
Right, back to work for me.. byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Hugo Rune ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:58,
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nah
I don't like beer.
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Batsgirl ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:59,
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:00,
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supermoore: HUNG ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:03,
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indeed.
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supermoore: HUNG ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:03,
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excellent!
wooo!
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Hugo Rune ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:57,
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hehe
:)
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monkeymanblue mathematically safe ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:57,
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very
snazzy
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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:58,
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Woo!
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PeterSeychelles ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:59,
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WooYay
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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed. ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:00,
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hehe !
fuggin loony !
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Tedmus ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:03,
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Morning gorgeous
.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:04,
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how
goes it my love?
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Tedmus ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:06,
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I leak
I'm all snotty and hacking up chunks of... Lets just say I'm ill, hence on the board. Other than that, working like a dog and generally b3ta-less due to extra hours. *blows nose*
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:09,
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awwww.......
.....you have my sympathy* *quit bleedin whining and get on with it you nancy !
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Tedmus ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:12,
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*Puts up dooks*
*Finds it a convienient position for nose blowing*
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:15,
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nah....
...I know the feeling mate , had a stinker of a cold last month , not nice at all
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Tedmus ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:16,
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I love it really
I get to play on the board and dont have to be at work. Since getting promoted, I can claim monet money back as well. POWER!
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:21,
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haha
now that IS funny. woo
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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:16,
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boing boing..
afternoon all :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:50,
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wooo
nice eyework
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Clockwork ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:50,
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that's
alarmingly hypnotic!
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sunny_jimbob ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:50,
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is it national oingy boingy day?
woo!
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Sunshine Elephant ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:51,
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Should be
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:51,
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damm
have I missed some boingin' action?
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:52,
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Not really
just thought it would be fun
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:53,
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then it shall be
By the grace of God, and the power vested in me, I propose it to be: national oingy boingy day edit: and may God have mercy on us all.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:53,
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woo hoo
boing!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:54,
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Yey
oingyboingyoingyboingy
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:55,
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oooooiiiiingy....
BOING! Yay!
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Batsgirl ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:59,
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sproing!
ouch
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spatuluk ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:00,
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Did you snag your prostate gland?
.
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Dawn Syndrome ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:01,
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woo!
love that!
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Batsgirl ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:56,
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Motorists beware! Rebel scum operating in this area
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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:48,
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Hahahahaha
hahahahaha 1st laugh out loud moment of today awarded to you sir.
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:49,
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I like Rebel scum.
Although their uniforms are a bit scaggy. Nobody can destroy the beauty of fascism.
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Dawn Syndrome ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:49,
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That's because they
use so much starch.
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butchbint ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:51,
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Is starch like egg?
.
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Dawn Syndrome ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:51,
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No its
like dried spunk
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:52,
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Oh.
I've seen that in the monkey enclosure. One of the keepers demonstrated its strength by flipping a dried tendril over a bar and hanging from it.
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Dawn Syndrome ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:54,
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Educational
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:55,
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Or just showing off.
.
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Dawn Syndrome ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:04,
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They make clothes out of it
in some parts of the world
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butchbint ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:55,
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And I suppose they make Dungarees...
...out of dung?
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Dawn Syndrome ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:00,
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hahaha!
That's brilliant!
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supermoore: HUNG ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:49,
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Is this b3ta TABLE footie?
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Hugo Rune ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:51,
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No
it's of the real running, jumping, climbing trees variety. Raising money for the server fund and working off our halloween hangovers. I suspect the standard's not going to be very high though. Got 22 names down so far.
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supermoore: HUNG ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:52,
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surely 22 is enough
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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:54,
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Not if you want to use rolling subs.
Most of the participants aren't fit enough for a full 90 minutes.
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supermoore: HUNG ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:56,
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90 Minutes!!
It will either be 38-40 or 0-0. Is there anyone who's a goalkeeper? nb: that was not an offer
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PeterSeychelles ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:02,
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Sunshine Elephant
and someone else, possibly atomboy, the name escapes me.
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supermoore: HUNG ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:04,
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I usually
roll a lot when I play football (being a poor rotund midfielder).
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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed. ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:05,
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I jump alot
as a decent challenge would probably snap my legs like twigs. Luckily I play wing, and am excused tackling duties (sort of).
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supermoore: HUNG ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:06,
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Are rolling subs
a) plump gimps? b) an underwater tribute band? c) long sandwiches pushed down hills and chased after in Gloucestershire?
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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed. ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:10,
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I prefer
the getting pissed, not moving much, in the pub kinda footie :) Well, have fun! freaks
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Hugo Rune ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:54,
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Come and cheerlead!
I'll lend you some pom-poms.
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supermoore: HUNG ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:57,
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Nah,
sorry. I plan to be asleep. :)
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Hugo Rune ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:59,
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i have table football!
not subbuteo, an actual football table. havent played it in a while tho
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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:53,
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which one?
the big fuck off Castillian table or the little gay covered in glass french/italian ones? Me likey the big ones - you can hit people up to 25 feet away with them ;)
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Hugo Rune ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:55,
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dude
there was an oirish fella on telly yesterday who looked like you. Lee Gooch his name was. is he your son?
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mikeisbrill ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:54,
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wow
you're alive! How was reading?
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Hugo Rune ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:54,
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fucking amazing
i was meaning to email you and thank you, but then i forgot and it had been like a month and it seemed farcically late so i didn't. but it's the thought that counts. it kicked ass and thank you. also, i was wrong about metallica, they were bloody great.
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mikeisbrill ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:57,
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hehehe
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sunny_jimbob ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:50,
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Mon Dieu!
C'est ARF!
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Astatine ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:57,
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*scifi geek warning*
did anybody watch star gate on monday.... like RIP OFF OF START WARS!!!... sorry... just had to get that out my system
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nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:21,
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.
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ashurek ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:43,
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Hehehehehe
*Boingyoingyoingyoingyoingy*
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:45,
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Oiingy Boinngy
In your mouth. That happens all the time in Hastings.
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Dawn Syndrome ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:46,
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excellent
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Sunshine Elephant ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:45,
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Look! I've got legs!
Do you like bread?
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Hugo Rune ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:48,
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*punch*
*runs* Byeeee!i love you!
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charliedontsurf ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:53,
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Yes!
Eddie rules!
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Hugo Rune ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:56,
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How random!
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King Ralph is drunk ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:50,
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hehe
boiiing :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:53,
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Spppppppppprrrrrrrrrrroing!
Woo!
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:58,
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drawings aren't great, but i'm just testing stuff in flash
also msn are moving stuff so it might red x every now and again
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Sunshine Elephant ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:40,
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he's dancing to my music
woo!
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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:42,
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he's dancing
to the beat of a different drum
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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:46,
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woo to elephant flash
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Clockwork ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:42,
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MSN
are whores dance! lurch Dance!
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:45,
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3D3D3D3D
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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:39,
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Arf!
Crazy person.
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pxyzyzygy ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:41,
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woo!
nicely done. now make him wank.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:42,
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lol
he has no penis :)
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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:48,
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what is going on
there exactly?
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zog why change it now? ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:43,
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Basically
The ninja failed to keep his plant alive.
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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:44,
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hehe
how camp!
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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:43,
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did you make that?
thats very good.
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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:45,
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Yarr
took many weeks.
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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:46,
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looks like it
A thousand woo's to you sir
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Clockwork ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:53,
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thankie.
needs many more weeks work on it, for so because the chainmail he is brandishing is not correctly rigged, if you look at it, it warps and twists randomly. it is supposed to act like real chainmail (Virtual Cloth) yet gravity seems to be effecting it strangely.
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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:57,
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sunny_jimbob ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:36,
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hehe, very good.
On a related topic, I might go to the cinema this afternoon, anyone got any reccomendations?
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supermoore: HUNG ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:38,
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How about
the Odeon?
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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:39,
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Smells of wee.
Although it does still have double seats on the back row, which is quite quaint.
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supermoore: HUNG ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:40,
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Come to liverpool and go to FACT.
It was the comfiest chairs I've ever sat in.
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charliedontsurf ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:43,
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I've still not been there
even though I can see the place out my kitchen window
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barnesy ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:47,
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Liverpool?
You must have a big kitchen window.
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witchy is covered in BEES ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:49,
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Do you live on Bold Street, then?
I'm in Aigburth Vale.
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charliedontsurf ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:59,
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Leece St
I can mostly see the post office, but can see some of FACT too.
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barnesy ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:04,
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The multiplex in Cambridge.
You can sneak in through the fire escape.
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pxyzyzygy ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:39,
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Not now you wont be able to
:(
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WolfcubWithAttitude ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:43,
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Curses!
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pxyzyzygy ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:51,
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you must have seen pirates
of the carob bean by now.
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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:39,
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Indeed I have,
a number of times :)
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supermoore: HUNG ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:40,
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Nachos with cheese
and LOTS of jalepenos
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:40,
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go naked
and buy some popcorn to make into a hat
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Sunshine Elephant ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:40,
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Ahem
Cartman Electra?
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Random Visitor #1999 ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:36,
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well thats
a huge improvement. bet it still sounds like an anoying 5 year old!
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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:37,
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leave Ms Electra alone.
I love her, and if she ever met me, she would love me too.
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Dr Nick Riviera ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:39,
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Foolish Doctors!
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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:40,
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b'ah, what would you know!
I dream of a future where me and Carmen grow old together, and enjoy the finer things in life, like coffee mornings, and bingo.
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Dr Nick Riviera ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:42,
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And bum sex
twice an hour?
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charliedontsurf ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:45,
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ooo, I dont know about that.
Much as I love her, I fancy preserving my anal cherry.
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Dr Nick Riviera ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:47,
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Why?
Who are you preserving it for? And what are you preserving it in?
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Dawn Syndrome ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:07,
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Which one?
Cartman, or Carmen Electra?
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charliedontsurf ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:40,
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an improvement
on cartman.
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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:43,
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Yay to Cartman based pics!
Dame Barbara Cartman...
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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:37,
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hahaha!
like it!
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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:38,
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aarrggghhhh! look at her hand!!
zombie woman! zombie woman!
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Dr Nick Riviera ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:40,
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that evil
withered zombie hand is scaring me.
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Craymen ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:41,
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ha ha!
feel my mindpiss!
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Dr Nick Riviera ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:42,
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the dame
heh, i like that!!!
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Random Visitor #1999 ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:44,
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:31,
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Oooo
Wouldn't want to mess with him.
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EvilHippo ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:33,
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that's
a bit random. woo
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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:33,
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Must.............not..............be..............pedantic............
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supermoore: HUNG ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:37,
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go on
give in to temptation
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:37,
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Oh, alright then.
There is nothing random whatsoever about that picture.
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supermoore: HUNG ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:39,
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Woooo hoooooo!
ha! That's you told
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:40,
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that's a mexican beaver.
and i like it.
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mikeisbrill ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:35,
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whee
Give him a pistola :)
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CranberryArmadillo ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:36,
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that's coz wee peeeeees in eeeeet
it all works so well. Woo to you
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:37,
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Mmmm.
I like a bit of spanish beaver.
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charliedontsurf ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:37,
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love the beaver...
and on an unrelated note:Shock news no more Rolf and sick animals well it shocked me
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ivor_the_engine ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:37,
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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:40,
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yep
thats exactly what i said too
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ivor_the_engine ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:48,
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ARGH!
and pet rescue is gone. There is nothing left! Sob!
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Staticgirl ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:05,
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Nice
beaver
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Zed Smith ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:51,
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The best Aquarium in the world......?
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Celera ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:23,
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Something a bit fishy about that one
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:25,
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ha ha.
Wish I'd been walking through the park on that day.
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Dr Nick Riviera ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:26,
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You would have had somewhere
to park your bike
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sick_boy ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:30,
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how did you know I call my cock a bike?
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Dr Nick Riviera ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:31,
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I call my cock
"Mr Pinchy"
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:32,
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I call my cock
several times a day
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pxyzyzygy ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:33,
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does it answer?
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Dr Nick Riviera ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:34,
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Only when
its not being wanked furiosly i reckon
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:35,
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Sometimes I'm busy so it
leaves a message...
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pxyzyzygy ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:36,
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mine is called
Junior. ...what?
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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:34,
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Because...
...everybody rides it.
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sick_boy ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:38,
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correct.
Its actually a raleigh chopper, you know.
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Dr Nick Riviera ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:44,
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More like
a chipper
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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed. ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:51,
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hahahahaha
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sick_boy ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:26,
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hehe.
I like that plenty
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Craymen ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:29,
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that would be so much better
if the apostrophe's were in the right place's.
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mikeisbrill ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:30,
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PICNIC'S
' ' ' ' ' ' ' '
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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:30,
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No.
Picnics. Plural, not omission or ownership.
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pxyzyzygy ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:33,
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did
you see the word "Picnic's" in his pic? :/
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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:35,
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Yep.
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pxyzyzygy ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:37,
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indeed
though fish requiring replacing every day or so
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:25,
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aha Mr Baby
did you catch the movie? - You Can Call Me Al-Qaeda
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:27,
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Probably :)
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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ... ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:25,
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That fish must be so ill.
Happy, but ill.
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charliedontsurf ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:27,
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Hmm
Yes, if Carlsberg weren't fizzy piss. Nice pic tho.
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100% Cock Raw like carrots. ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:27,
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I'd buy that for a dollar.
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Samsonite ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:28,
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I've got one
who'll give me two, any one for two, two dullards... lady in the back? no... two dullards anyone...? sold! to the marmot in the blonde wig
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:34,
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Oy
I had my hand up!
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Danblez ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:37,
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too late
next lot number 456329...
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:39,
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w/y/h!
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dognutz ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:39,
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Muwwwaahahahaha
hehe
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:47,
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A Woo & a Yay
I like that.
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Baa Lamb ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:13,
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Air Has A Cold said 'Now Animate it.....'
So I did....
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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:21,
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BANG!
fab :)
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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:21,
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*jumps*
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thebear is thebear ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:23,
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*kerfluffles*
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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:23,
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*pulls scary face*
raaaarrr
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:24,
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:)
nowt quite like exploding sheep
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:23,
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you know who were a good band?
Air Supply. No they weren't.
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mikeisbrill ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:27,
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you big meany!
it was the one on the left that was evil!!! its always the one on the left... perhaps he killed the other one though...
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Air - Has just been made redundant ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:39,
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the board is of very high quality at the moment, so it's about time i ruined it with more fucking poetry
What I Did Today - this one's pretty dumb but i like itWhere Did I Go Wrong? - this is kinda shite, and i just noticed, too late to edit it, that the first verse really doesn't scanDrum and Bass - dumb but shortQueueing by the Far Wall - this is based around a very weak play on wordsBeulah the Country Star - this is based around an even weaker play on wordsWhere I Was When I Heard - this is shite, doesn't scan, and i'm not sure if i've made up the name of one of the people in the last line by accident. one of the Run DMC guys is called Reverend Run, right?Lies I Have Told - a bit crap really
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mikeisbrill ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:17,
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Im like
a kid who picks up a book and flicks through it to look at the pictures, too many words give me headaches.
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:19,
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Quality.
I love your poetry in a big gay way.
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supermoore: HUNG ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:20,
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Lots of kissing with tongues
and back alley groping?
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charliedontsurf ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:24,
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yay
Your stuff makes me laugh.
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Craymen ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:22,
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Yay for poms.
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Samsonite ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:22,
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yes!
hurrah for english people!
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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:22,
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and
apples!
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butchbint ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:33,
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Possibly potatoes
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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ... ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:44,
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Fookin' fantastic!
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sick_boy ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:22,
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Like the Run one.
Kewl.
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pxyzyzygy ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:22,
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Beulah the Country Star
is great.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:22,
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haha
some quality stuff there, and some truly terrible puns! you should be proud and ashamed...
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rogan ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:24,
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far queue
all splendid
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:24,
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Bert always had a complex about his colour
/yes, it's crap...
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edovan ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:16,
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I love the way...
...you tagged that incase it went viral!
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sick_boy ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:17,
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i don't expect it to go viral
i would be very surprised if it did... i just tag all my pics, whether they are crap och actually look good.
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edovan ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:22,
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Visit London!
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Razor What the fuck - a sig? ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:16,
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splendid
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Sunshine Elephant ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:17,
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wow!
look.. its a bus shrinking very quickly behind him... The incredible shrinking bus! ;-) Woo to the pic, its fab.
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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:18,
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but the penguin
is looking the wrong way
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Milkman Dan ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:19,
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yeah
if only he'd turn around, he would see the incredible shrinking bus.
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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:19,
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he'll be upset,
he's missed the incredible shrinking bus.
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mikeisbrill ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:21,
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You know,
if I missed the incredible shrinking bus, and it had been just behind me, i'd be very annoyed.
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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:22,
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*grumble grumble*
friggin source images *grumble grumble*
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Razor What the fuck - a sig? ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:20,
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Don't worry
I was once sent a "professional" publicity photo of a company's fab new lorry that had been shopped to make it look like it was reversing very quickly past the camera.
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Ijon Tichy ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:25,
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But thats not as cool
as an incredible shrinking lorry! Incredible shrinking vehicles are going to the next big thing. And then very quickly the next small thing, too.
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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:27,
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pfft.
Got a complex now. will have to spend quality time re-perspectivizing it.
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Razor What the fuck - a sig? ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:29,
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no don't
it looks fine, i was just being silly.
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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:30,
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;-)
I'm a perfectionist!
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Razor What the fuck - a sig? ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:45,
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Ahahahaha
poor giles. Named after Emma Freud the poor little guy!
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sick_boy ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:18,
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what?
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mikeisbrill ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:21,
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Farmer giles: Piles
Emma Freuds: Haemharroids
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sick_boy ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:24,
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woo
and yay, that amuses me so
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:18,
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Woo!
Finchley Road & Frognal, using the Ravenscroft-Luetzen reversal gambit. You should tell Giles that using a map is cheating though.
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dognutz ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:19,
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Making SJP a UNICEF ambassador proved to be a mistake:
EDIT: My boss caught me looking at gay porn while looking for images to put in this....
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sick_boy ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:05,
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hehe
...or maybe you made this to have an excuse to be looking at gay porn. Either way, Woo!
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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:06,
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Hehehehe, rumbled!
I couldn't work out what the hell to say so I just mumbled something about damn pop-ups and what a bastard my friend was for sending me the link.
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sick_boy ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:09,
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hehe
It may turn out to be a good career move.
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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:10,
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ewww
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Clockwork ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:14,
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The boss may subscribe to
bearload.com
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Smudger ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:16,
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why the fuck...
...do i follow these links?
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sick_boy ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:19,
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Cos
you're wanking as you follow these and you havent yet climaxed
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:20,
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.
pfft lol /inhaler pfft
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Smudger ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:21,
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ahahahahah
sorry! it's this season's goatse.
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Smudger ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:20,
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hehe
I hope your boss has access to your internet logs. he will be building up quite a "picture" of you by now.
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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:22,
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He's grinning at me...
...as I type this.
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sick_boy ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:25,
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In a
"Ooo you dirty little boy, i want to take you over your desk" type of manner?
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:28,
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no
probably just in a "what a fine employee. I'm pleased he is part of my team - he is entitled to his own lifestyle and I won't be judging him with any prejudice for it" kind of way
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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:33,
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I
don't think I wasnt to click *worrired*
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:19,
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Unlucky
Yesterday I got redirected to a porn site after mistyping a URL just as my boss walked past. Its the old dilemma do yuo say anything or ignore it....... I chose to ignore it:)
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Danblez ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:07,
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You ignored your boss....
....and carried on wanking furiouslly? Or ignored the porn?
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sick_boy ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:10,
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Well it would take more than my boss to interrupt a wank
but no I ognored the fact my boss had obviously seen it!
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Danblez ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:10,
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True Story.
A mate of mine was until recently a project manager for a major web design company in London. His office was structured so that the management team shared a partition at one end of a large space, while the rest was taken up with 1 person terminals in walled cubicles. In the management partition they had a large monitor which flicked from terminal to terminal at "random" showing them what their employees were up to. One day it flicked to a guys screen, and he was watching a man having sex with a pig. They called his name over the tannoy, he got up, legged it out the door, and was never seen again.
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supermoore: HUNG ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:12,
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Hahahahahaha
That's the best story ever. Any story with the line 'a man having sex with a pig' is comedy gold!
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sick_boy ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:13,
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even this one?
I walked to work today. At no point did i see a man having sex with a pig, but then, i've never seen that.
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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:16,
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See
gold-dust!
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sick_boy ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:16,
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hur hur
He said "man having sex with a pig" hur hehehe hur hur
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100% Cock Raw like carrots. ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:17,
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LOLOLOL!!!!111
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:17,
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Aww
Idiot. They probably only wanted the farmer's number.
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100% Cock Raw like carrots. ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:13,
archived )
10 points
for correct use of the word "random", even including it in quotes to defeat the pedants who will call pseudo-random or somesuch. woo story, too!
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stup0t ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:21,
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hmmm...
Herewith follows a very recent email conversation with a colleague: - Femke, cud u translate some Spanish for me please? - depends what it is! I'll give it a go. - ...okay, 'desee rápido duro y rápido' thanks. - that's what you want me to translate? - ja. - "you want it quick and hard and quick" Hmmm...
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butchbint ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:26,
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hehehehehe
Keep us posted on that one!
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sick_boy ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:28,
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she's as good as married
as well. I'm shocked!
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butchbint ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:29,
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I am married
and I am well jealous!
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sick_boy ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:39,
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nice
Maybe you'll get a "bonus" from him in the toilets.
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100% Cock Raw like carrots. ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:07,
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You should've asked
if he recognised anyone
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Whillow ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:08,
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Don't get it
Is she the Sex in the City girl? And is that really her nose?
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:09,
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You're not very observant...
...are you?
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sick_boy ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:10,
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Yes, I see
the gay porn, but what's she got to do with gay porn? And is that her nose?
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:11,
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Well....
She is associated with sex and gay porn ceases to be gay porn when viewed by members of the opposite sex. So the irony was meant to lie in someone who is principally known for sex being appointed in a position of responsibility for a childrens fund. It gets lost a bit in translation into irony-free-american.
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sick_boy ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:15,
archived )
snigger.
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100% Cock Raw like carrots. ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:16,
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OK
thanks. Sorry. I'll get my coat.And that nose? Is that natural?
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:16,
archived )
No
I heard that she was going for a nose job, and at the same time some bloke was having a penis enlargement. The doctors got it a bit mixed up. Apparently the bloke was even more annoyed.
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100% Cock Raw like carrots. ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:18,
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Just imagine
the smell.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:19,
archived )
You may be right...
...but fuck nose!
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sick_boy ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:20,
archived )
Who?
Gerard Depardieu?
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100% Cock Raw like carrots. ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:21,
archived )
Yes it is.
But check out her junos.
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charliedontsurf ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:16,
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Yes
and oh my god yes!
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The Ginja Ninja ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:11,
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'Looking for images'?
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charliedontsurf ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:10,
archived )
choonz help you beat more easily
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Mungbean Man the cheap alternative ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:03,
archived )
Cool
Nicely done
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Milkman Dan ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:04,
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He sure got da rhythm.
I will see your tiger and raise you an effalump.
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Danblez ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:04,
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Nicely!
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pxyzyzygy ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:04,
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Rrrowr!
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Astatine ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:05,
archived )
Thats perfectly in time
with "Suck You Dry" by Mudhoney. Well done.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:06,
archived )
it's not in time at all
to the Adam Freeland mix of Smells Like Teen Spirit.
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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:07,
archived )
its not quite in time with
"could you please squeeze my elephants nutsack" by the rosembald empire music wanklers.
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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:14,
archived )
what mix are you listening to though?
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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:19,
archived )
sponge cake mix
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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:20,
archived )
Not heard that yet
Any good?
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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ... ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:17,
archived )
s'alright I 'spose
the kind of thing I'd listen to at work anyway.
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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:20,
archived )
Could you hum it for me
so I can decide if I want to get it?
(
Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ... ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:40,
archived )
boom-tsch-boom-boom-boom-tsch
aiieee-boom-tsch-boom-boom-boom-tsch
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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:45,
archived )
It's OK
but I think I'll give it a miss. Thanks :)
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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ... ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:46,
archived )
woo!
he's cool!
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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:12,
archived )
that is my new favourite thing.
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mikeisbrill ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:18,
archived )
I Like it
Loads ;)
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Vicki ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:33,
archived )
Faster faster!
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Obz Click, ting, stamps ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:07,
archived )
I want to use this in my signature...
i'll give you credit for it, but is there any way anyone can shrink it for me?
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-Ironic Ferret- ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:06,
archived )
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