
suicidal, you make me feel less, suicidal, YOU MAKE ME FEEL LEEESSSS suicidal than i was before.
this threadwaste has been brought to you in association with cucumber and brie
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this threadwaste has been brought to you in association with cucumber and brie

quite mad?
*Edit*
Wait a minute- Is this the same pillock who set himself on fire for our entertainment?
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*Edit*
Wait a minute- Is this the same pillock who set himself on fire for our entertainment?

me heartless , but anybody who goes onto a public message board or forum and starts to bleat on about how miserable they are or suiccidal they are just makes me wish they would just get on with it
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but agreed, statements of depression should only be used as MSN display names, or part of a messageboard username....

It just makes me want to take the piss out of them. Go and see a professional, or go to a self-help support website. We take the piss here. It's what we do.
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..actually no I agree.
I don't wonder into the street and start yelling about how pish miserable I am with life.
the grind of travelling to and from work in a carriage full of people who stare at nothing and no-one. Waking up every morning in the grim knowledge that nothing will be different today.
Knowing that tonight I will go to bed, alone, in a place I do not own, that I do not call home. God I'm depressed. It's like a lead weight heavy in my skull. I feel like smashing my head against the floor till the ambulances come.
You know- something like that?

Infact, it's ace. I have nothing to complain about at all really.
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It's funny how most people lives are very similar- just that some people for some reason suddenly feel it is a very bad thing.
It's the way some start banging on about it that gets other people down.
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It's the way some start banging on about it that gets other people down.

I don't know what we're doing folks, but we're doing it wrong.
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frantically pushing the button under my desk,
and you are homer simpson, standing on the trap door in front of me.
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and you are homer simpson, standing on the trap door in front of me.

same trap door in the office joke, only peter griffin is too fat to fall through, and mayor adam west has to stomp him through manually while making excuses and pardoning himself.
heh heh.
edit: guy. it's guy. family guy. sorry.
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heh heh.
edit: guy. it's guy. family guy. sorry.

is brilliant. I missed it when it was on telly, but i downloaded loads of them off the net, and its hilarious.
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Best thing ever.
Closely followed by simpsons/futurama.
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Closely followed by simpsons/futurama.

I don't want to start a viral misnomer avalanche here.
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:42,
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more suicidal? please...tell us?
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to themanwhofellasleep? he had that effect on me ;)
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www.bigstrides.net
/spam
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/spam

I did my ironing to it last night. great ironing music. also good cooking music, so a multi purpose album really.
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perhaps explain the damage to some of my shirts
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Like a maggot on a corpse?
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It's TOM JONES !! - Yes the astro dudes name is really Tom Jones... I was going for a celeb blend and became distracted.
(Nobody knows that Tom Jones y'know, but everyone loves a tortoise)
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(Nobody knows that Tom Jones y'know, but everyone loves a tortoise)

and died eating her own poo or something. Yay for mad poo eaters!
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www.parachutingtrees.co.uk
all I can say is: oh. my. gosh.
you gotta look round it for like 3 hours and you still won't have seen it all - its pure genius
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all I can say is: oh. my. gosh.
you gotta look round it for like 3 hours and you still won't have seen it all - its pure genius

i wish my work filters would block anything that green instead of porn and gambling
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it takes too long to load the stupid un-neccassry amout of flash - and whenever i click a link my google popup blobker goes off the scale with the amount of pop-up shit its denying. judging by your profile, I'd guess it was your site and this is just a spam post.
DO NOT VISIT THIS SITE!
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DO NOT VISIT THIS SITE!

its not my site, it says it's owned by thom yorke but i doubt that very much. It does mention the name Graham Ormrod though
who cares who owns it
i think its pure genius. Ignore the button that says dont press it and look beyond that - click some of the other links and look around.
The only thing i will say is that if you have a slow connection avoid like the plague.
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who cares who owns it
i think its pure genius. Ignore the button that says dont press it and look beyond that - click some of the other links and look around.
The only thing i will say is that if you have a slow connection avoid like the plague.

well, i clicked it. and really, dont do it. that is all
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click the button that says 'don't click'....
I know, I'm a but of a cnut for clicking it in the first place.... Serves me right...
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I know, I'm a but of a cnut for clicking it in the first place.... Serves me right...

jaime le moose
i need help
i cant post picture messages
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:25,
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i need help
i cant post picture messages
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I can extrude some of the lining to create a small lap table.
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:32,
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Grimsby Tardis.
Great album name, if you ask me.
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Great album name, if you ask me.

I can then plough them back into my salon business.
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into your tumpsy. Think of the interest that would generate.
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You're just trying to bamboozle me with technical terms.
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how about fuck off?
yeah
seems like a good response
"FUCK OFF!"
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:37,
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yeah
seems like a good response
"FUCK OFF!"

Go and talk to your stinkin' friends, or at least some one who cares whether you live or die.
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Again I'm hardly in any position to bring myself to give a toss about what some old hambone like you is saying to me.
I mean, really!!
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I mean, really!!

and bleed to death,
if i wasnt aetheist* i may even pray for it
*you do know what that word means yeah? good
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if i wasnt aetheist* i may even pray for it
*you do know what that word means yeah? good

I can fit Dereks big business between the folds and nobody would be any the wiser.
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:43,
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with?
You can tell me I'm a gynaecologist*
* Enthusiastic amateur
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:45,
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You can tell me I'm a gynaecologist*
* Enthusiastic amateur

if the answer to this is yes, then do the following...........
a) read the FAQ
b) try it out
If you fail to get it working, ask nicely once more and we shall help.
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a) read the FAQ
b) try it out
If you fail to get it working, ask nicely once more and we shall help.

hailing in a new definition of the word cunt for the 21st century
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:32,
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:26,
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on the shirt reconstruction... my last two posts also needed shirt rebuilds.
Oh and woo.
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:25,
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Oh and woo.

We should get together and write a book on it or something. Or was I thinking of lifting.....
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:26,
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and stick it up your arse.
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:24,
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it's probably my eyes, but orange on white isn't a good choice of colours.
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i'm not entirely sure we're suitable viewing, but you're not my child so carry on!
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Although if it were my daughter, I'm not sure I'd want her hanging around here sometimes.....
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B3ta is my favourite place! I love b3ta
because everyone is usually fluffy! Also, everyone compliments my posts. Everyone is also allways wooing yaying and hooplahing each others posts
very woo!
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:24,
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because everyone is usually fluffy! Also, everyone compliments my posts. Everyone is also allways wooing yaying and hooplahing each others posts
very woo!

What is it with this woo, yay, hoopla business? The last i heard of woo yay was in Weebl's The Cheese Family.
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Thanks to some geeky contacts you can now see my first 2 flashes. Mostly aimed at those who like Linux and hate Bill Gates. I assume a large portion of you are the latter.
wonchop.hippygeek.co.uk
There's more to come!
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:18,
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wonchop.hippygeek.co.uk
There's more to come!

seems like a nice chap
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:20,
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or any disease for that matter
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(East Bristol) there is a glazier called William Gates. He has a van with "Bill Gates Windows" emblazoned on the side*. It makes I gurt chuckle when I sees it.
I've never met him so I have no reason to hate him.
*100% of FACT
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I've never met him so I have no reason to hate him.
*100% of FACT

that is a nice van description you give there though.
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:28,
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although I expect the glazier frequented a pub I used to frequent (The Highwayman on Hill Street) due to his van being parked in their car park regularly.
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:34,
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your comments bitches?
Perhaps you could take the lack of comment to be a comment.
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:31,
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Perhaps you could take the lack of comment to be a comment.

enough dirty macs.
Yay I spoke, Ive been lurking for weeks unable to find anything to say.
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:34,
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Yay I spoke, Ive been lurking for weeks unable to find anything to say.

because there is mud in it.
Ok, in fact I like taht because it's good !
Woo
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Ok, in fact I like taht because it's good !
Woo

Although, in the great scheme of things, this means nothing.
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:23,
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tony hawk eye....as in hawkeye from a tv programme called m.a.s.h
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:27,
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from the game stuck in my head now! Still superb pic.
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:17,
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edited the reply but only the text not the href
sorted now!

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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:20,
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sorted now!


That's like the population of a small town.
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:13,
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yay to the woo to the yay to the woo to the yay and repeat....
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:15,
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That made me point at the screen and giggle in a girlish way.
I like that a lot!
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:18,
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I like that a lot!

its so woo its yay, and so yay its also hoopla.
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:16,
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hello koit :)
EDIT: is it a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle?
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:11,
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EDIT: is it a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle?

It would make his legs look much longer.
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:12,
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Would it not hinder him if he had to chase down crooks?
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:15,
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Have you seen Tina Turner dance to Nutbush City Limits?
Foo!
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:26,
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Foo!

What other attachments does he have?
did you get your flash thing sorted?
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:17,
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did you get your flash thing sorted?

I'm gonna leave it until tomorrow now, it was grating on my tits.
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:19,
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All he needs (IMHO) is a "Fucksocks!" speech bubble for the last frame.
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:33,
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For camp robots.
In related news: Vote for your favourite musicals Follow the Fleet isn't nominated, I'm shocked.
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:11,
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In related news: Vote for your favourite musicals Follow the Fleet isn't nominated, I'm shocked.

.
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:11,
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The Wicked Witch of the West's Crystal ball.
In it I can see you seething with jealousy.
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:25,
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In it I can see you seething with jealousy.

The Poopsie University is based in the Emerald City. But how could you know this?
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:14,
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to remove his 3 irritating singing buffoon conjoined twins I think.
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:16,
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hahahaha
Go that way, see if i care, you'll be skipping within a day or two
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:17,
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Go that way, see if i care, you'll be skipping within a day or two
![Challenge Entry: Conjoined Celebs [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)
Can I have some more?

Jamie Oliver Twist- yes I know it's shoehorned!
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:08,
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Jamie Oliver Twist- yes I know it's shoehorned!

He wasn't very bright and kept getting his paper stars all over his desk.
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:09,
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He's Ok really *ducks*
(jack thread:
Koit - Inbox mate i did what i could, probably not enough, but it should point you in the right direction)
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:10,
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(jack thread:
Koit - Inbox mate i did what i could, probably not enough, but it should point you in the right direction)

Goldberg is a wrestler. Sorry, warned it was geekery. I don't really watch it, ever.
*honest*
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:12,
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*honest*

She is an inspiration to me.
Who is that old hambone in the car?
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:05,
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Who is that old hambone in the car?

...and the ugly witch lady be outside?
Zelda gets lumbago.
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:08,
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Zelda gets lumbago.

".. I'm squashing your head, I'm squashing your head..." ?
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