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you make me feel less

suicidal, you make me feel less, suicidal, YOU MAKE ME FEEL LEEESSSS suicidal than i was before.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:30, archived)

are you

quite mad?

*Edit*

Wait a minute- Is this the same pillock who set himself on fire for our entertainment?

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:31, archived)

attention seeking

is a symptom of ADHD

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new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)

call

me heartless , but anybody who goes onto a public message board or forum and starts to bleat on about how miserable they are or suiccidal they are just makes me wish they would just get on with it

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Tedmus, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:34, archived)

you're leaning against an open door here

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new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:34, archived)

your heartless

but agreed, statements of depression should only be used as MSN display names, or part of a messageboard username....

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:35, archived)

I agree totally.

It just makes me want to take the piss out of them. Go and see a professional, or go to a self-help support website. We take the piss here. It's what we do.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)

heartless.

..actually no I agree.
I don't wonder into the street and start yelling about how pish miserable I am with life.
the grind of travelling to and from work in a carriage full of people who stare at nothing and no-one. Waking up every morning in the grim knowledge that nothing will be different today.
Knowing that tonight I will go to bed, alone, in a place I do not own, that I do not call home. God I'm depressed. It's like a lead weight heavy in my skull. I feel like smashing my head against the floor till the ambulances come.

You know- something like that?

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)

I quite like my life.

Infact, it's ace. I have nothing to complain about at all really.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:38, archived)

Exactly.

It's funny how most people lives are very similar- just that some people for some reason suddenly feel it is a very bad thing.

It's the way some start banging on about it that gets other people down.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:40, archived)

Goodness.

Are you two counsellors? Or life-coaches?

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:04, archived)

Zephret

I'll say no more

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Pootle, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:39, archived)

Then I have failed

in my mission

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sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)

Damn.

I don't know what we're doing folks, but we're doing it wrong.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)

Frig off.

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)

I am mr. burns

frantically pushing the button under my desk,
and you are homer simpson, standing on the trap door in front of me.

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zog why change it now?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)

really?

i thought you were Zog!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:33, archived)

Beautiful

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:33, archived)

Smithers! Release the hounds!

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:34, archived)

Release the Cheese!

sorry

/coat

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:35, archived)

So thats where it

went.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:46, archived)

or in family man

same trap door in the office joke, only peter griffin is too fat to fall through, and mayor adam west has to stomp him through manually while making excuses and pardoning himself.
heh heh.

edit: guy. it's guy. family guy. sorry.

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zog why change it now?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:36, archived)

Family Guy

is brilliant. I missed it when it was on telly, but i downloaded loads of them off the net, and its hilarious.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:38, archived)

yes yes family guy

sorry. not man. guy.

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zog why change it now?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:41, archived)

Family man.

Best thing ever.

Closely followed by simpsons/futurama.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:41, archived)

guy. family guy.

I don't want to start a viral misnomer avalanche here.

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zog why change it now?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:42, archived)

arrgh!

Look out for the viral misnomer avalanche!!

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PeterSeychelles, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:54, archived)

Futurama is ever so slightly better than the Simpsons

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:45, archived)

What can we do to make you feel

more suicidal? please...tell us?

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)

whatever happened

to themanwhofellasleep? he had that effect on me ;)

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new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:33, archived)

I dont recall

bit of a balloon was he/she?

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:35, archived)

no he was alright really...

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new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:41, archived)

They have an album out you can buy on amazon and sing along at home

www.bigstrides.net

/spam

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alistair, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:40, archived)

i have done so

I did my ironing to it last night. great ironing music. also good cooking music, so a multi purpose album really.

(Anger...Pain...Fear...Aggression...Watercolours?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:48, archived)

I always lsiten to thrash metal when ironing

perhaps explain the damage to some of my shirts

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alistair, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:01, archived)

Where was I going with this ? I don't remember...

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Darryn.R, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:30, archived)

The moon?

Very Woo!

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:30, archived)

Looks like you ended

up with something rather woo though.

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Sea Urchin Ceviche, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:31, archived)

That is rather woosome!

Have a Yay.

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sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:31, archived)

hooray!

marvelous :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)

Has it been living off the astronut inside.

Like a maggot on a corpse?

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:33, archived)

Truly

poetic

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:36, archived)

Oooh!

I rather like that. Nicely did.

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:33, archived)

Is that John Glenn?

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charliedontsurf, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:33, archived)

Looks more like

Jasper Carrott...

(nanook, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)

No..

It's TOM JONES !! - Yes the astro dudes name is really Tom Jones... I was going for a celeb blend and became distracted.

(Nobody knows that Tom Jones y'know, but everyone loves a tortoise)

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Darryn.R, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)

nice

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corington, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:34, archived)

houplah !

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Tedmus, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:35, archived)

Ha haaaaaa....love

Turtletoises....woo

(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:58, archived)

HaHaHa

The turtles head!

rofl.

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LuftWaffle, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:01, archived)

Hattie Jake La Mottason

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Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:29, archived)

Yay

I've had her.

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sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:30, archived)

The sad thing is...

...It actually looks like Diana Oil-Rigg.

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:31, archived)

argghh

kill it!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)

HJ went mad

and died eating her own poo or something. Yay for mad poo eaters!

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Jay, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:36, archived)

She always wanted to be a ballerina.

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:42, archived)

Oh my gosh

www.parachutingtrees.co.uk

all I can say is: oh. my. gosh.

you gotta look round it for like 3 hours and you still won't have seen it all - its pure genius

(TheManWho, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:28, archived)

jesus

i wish my work filters would block anything that green instead of porn and gambling

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new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:30, archived)

Good god!

That really is quite green isn't it?

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:31, archived)

it's foul

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Darkedge, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:33, archived)

all i can say is

what...the...fuck...

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)

(Rich Chestmat, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:41, archived)

is it really co-owned by Thom "Radiohead" Yorke?

it's very odd

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)

this site is shit

it takes too long to load the stupid un-neccassry amout of flash - and whenever i click a link my google popup blobker goes off the scale with the amount of pop-up shit its denying. judging by your profile, I'd guess it was your site and this is just a spam post.
DO NOT VISIT THIS SITE!

(son of crazymum, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:35, archived)

its not

its not my site, it says it's owned by thom yorke but i doubt that very much. It does mention the name Graham Ormrod though

who cares who owns it

i think its pure genius. Ignore the button that says dont press it and look beyond that - click some of the other links and look around.

The only thing i will say is that if you have a slow connection avoid like the plague.

(TheManWho, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:02, archived)

the button that says do not click

well, i clicked it. and really, dont do it. that is all

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Jobe, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:35, archived)

Don't, I repeat don't

click the button that says 'don't click'....

I know, I'm a but of a cnut for clicking it in the first place.... Serves me right...

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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)

its

very gay isnt it. it did warn us... but soooo tempting.

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Jobe, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:40, archived)

moose

jaime le moose
i need help
i cant post picture messages
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

(The green monkey, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:25, archived)

read the

FAQ you donkey

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Darkedge, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:26, archived)

FUCK OFF YOU CUNT!

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sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:27, archived)

You are so beautiful.

I could shit myself.

Oh. I have.

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:28, archived)

Afternoon Dawn...

...how's the growler?

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sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:28, archived)

It's fine.

I can extrude some of the lining to create a small lap table.

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)

eew?

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:33, archived)

Well stop earwigging then.

Sick dad knows all about my tumpsy.

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:34, archived)

It's like Dr Who's

Tardis. But marginally less fragrant.

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sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:36, archived)

Yeah!

With sunbeds.

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)

Dawn Syndrome's

Grimsby Tardis.

Great album name, if you ask me.

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:38, archived)

I'll want royalties.

I can then plough them back into my salon business.

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:40, archived)

Or plough them

into your tumpsy. Think of the interest that would generate.

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:41, archived)

I'm not doing that.

You're just trying to bamboozle me with technical terms.

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:43, archived)

how about fuck off?

yeah

seems like a good response

"FUCK OFF!"

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)

Why are you telling me this, bozo?

Go and talk to your stinkin' friends, or at least some one who cares whether you live or die.

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:38, archived)

come back

when you have sorted out your prolapse

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:39, archived)

Still here?

Again I'm hardly in any position to bring myself to give a toss about what some old hambone like you is saying to me.

I mean, really!!

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:41, archived)

i hope ya get piles

and bleed to death,

if i wasnt aetheist* i may even pray for it

*you do know what that word means yeah? good

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:45, archived)

Keep talking turkey, muthafucka...

Gobble gobble.

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:48, archived)

I'll push

your tumpsy back up for you.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)

Ta!

But go easy on my restructured hymen.

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:38, archived)

how's the born again virginity

going?

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Pootle, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:43, archived)

It's great.

I can fit Dereks big business between the folds and nobody would be any the wiser.

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:43, archived)

What is it restructured

with?
You can tell me I'm a gynaecologist*

* Enthusiastic amateur

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:45, archived)

Teflon and Kevlar Webbing.

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:49, archived)

Non stick

now thats useful

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:07, archived)

www.b3ta.com/features/faq/

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:27, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/2074641

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new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:27, archived)

nice!

I do like your secret messages.

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Jay, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:39, archived)

Do you have a picture that you have made yourself ?

if the answer to this is yes, then do the following...........

a) read the FAQ
b) try it out

If you fail to get it working, ask nicely once more and we shall help.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:27, archived)

Applause

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:28, archived)

Oh for fuck's sake.

www.b3ta.com/features/faq/

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:28, archived)

The Green Monkey

hailing in a new definition of the word cunt for the 21st century

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)

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Tedmus, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)

I dont like yer

new name. Sorry babe.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:41, archived)

Biggerer
this took far too long...

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:24, archived)

Zebedeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:26, archived)

Ace!

Boingyoingyoingyoing

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:26, archived)

Political but.....

click bigger . I am rather proud of this given the amount of work I had to do to the source it came from!

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sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:22, archived)

Blimeh

That's top shopping.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:23, archived)

Nicely done

Woo!

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:24, archived)

good tie swapping

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alistair, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:24, archived)

lovely.

I want that tie.

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:24, archived)

go on

finish the centence.

tied so tight around his neck...

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:27, archived)

Hey he has the same tie as the other guy..

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Thickey, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:24, archived)

It's a club....

;)

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sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:25, archived)

nice

and nicely done too

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new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:24, archived)

Top work that dad!

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Danblez, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:25, archived)

Nicely done

on the shirt reconstruction... my last two posts also needed shirt rebuilds.

Oh and woo.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:25, archived)

Shirt rebuilding is an artform.

We should get together and write a book on it or something. Or was I thinking of lifting.....

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sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:26, archived)

Yes

Yes, you were.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:30, archived)

Ace shopping

but the source is almost as funny.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:27, archived)

I see Bush ...

Bush with a splif.
Nice work tho.

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oCo, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:29, archived)

woo

quality disney book removal

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Sixola, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:53, archived)

Spoons

i love spoons
yum

(The green monkey, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:22, archived)

you love yourself

how nice!

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sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:22, archived)

you can take your palindromic user number

and stick it up your arse.

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new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:24, archived)

autoerotisit

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:24, archived)

That's nice

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:24, archived)

Yaying Wooing Houplaing! YYYYYAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:21, archived)

i can't read that

it's probably my eyes, but orange on white isn't a good choice of colours.

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new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:22, archived)

I can

It's nice, but a little retarded.

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wayward., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:23, archived)

perfect for this place then

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new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:24, archived)

pssssst

she's about 11

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:25, archived)

woops

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new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:28, archived)

how

is it retarted

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:25, archived)

It just makes you sound

as if you're about 11.

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wayward., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:27, archived)

i AM about 11

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:29, archived)

Excellent

Fancy running away to France?

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wayward., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:31, archived)

well in that case welcome aboard

i'm not entirely sure we're suitable viewing, but you're not my child so carry on!

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new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:31, archived)

I think it's nice to have some young people about the place.

Although if it were my daughter, I'm not sure I'd want her hanging around here sometimes.....

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:30, archived)

Top notch social commentary.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:23, archived)

Allow me to concur.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:25, archived)

for those who cant (be bothered to) read it:

B3ta is my favourite place! I love b3ta
because everyone is usually fluffy! Also, everyone compliments my posts. Everyone is also allways wooing yaying and hooplahing each others posts
very woo!

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:24, archived)

Honestly

What is it with this woo, yay, hoopla business? The last i heard of woo yay was in Weebl's The Cheese Family.

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:27, archived)

You 'aint from round here, are you sonny?

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:29, archived)

Wow

You actually mean that dont you..?

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:31, archived)

don't tell him pike!

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new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:33, archived)

That's lovely.

and mostly true.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:28, archived)

For the love of Bob

TELL MEEEEE!

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)

I have a site

Thanks to some geeky contacts you can now see my first 2 flashes. Mostly aimed at those who like Linux and hate Bill Gates. I assume a large portion of you are the latter.

wonchop.hippygeek.co.uk

There's more to come!

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:18, archived)

i have no feelings for either linux or mr gates

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new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:19, archived)

didn't mr gates give loads of money for malaria?

seems like a nice chap

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corington, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:20, archived)

What a bastard

paying for people to get malaria.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:20, archived)

i would

for the right price

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:21, archived)

did he?

what a nice chap. altruism is an admirable quality

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new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:21, archived)

I wouldn't pay anyone for malaria

or any disease for that matter

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alistair, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:21, archived)

Bill Gates

is my dad, you bastard

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wayward., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:20, archived)

haha

pwnz

btw, linux penguin is called "Tux"

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:22, archived)

In Kingswood

(East Bristol) there is a glazier called William Gates. He has a van with "Bill Gates Windows" emblazoned on the side*. It makes I gurt chuckle when I sees it.

I've never met him so I have no reason to hate him.

*100% of FACT

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:25, archived)

the glazier or the real bill gates?

that is a nice van description you give there though.

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notshiny, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:28, archived)

Either

although I expect the glazier frequented a pub I used to frequent (The Highwayman on Hill Street) due to his van being parked in their car park regularly.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:34, archived)

please

Can i get some comments on my flashes please?

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:28, archived)

What are we,

your comments bitches?

Perhaps you could take the lack of comment to be a comment.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:31, archived)

Not

enough dirty macs.

Yay I spoke, Ive been lurking for weeks unable to find anything to say.

(Mad Frank, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:34, archived)

Extreme Synchronised Swimming

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corington, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:17, archived)

haha

how rare! :D

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:18, archived)

hehe

They make a right mess of yer lawn.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:20, archived)

I like that

because there is mud in it.
Ok, in fact I like taht because it's good !
Woo

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oCo, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:31, archived)

If one swimmer drowns do they all have to?

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:33, archived)

better than the skate park!

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NAWS Whats all this then, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:17, archived)

I wish I understood that,

but I don't

But I still like it.

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Mr Peet, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:21, archived)

I am unable to cpmprehend.

Although, in the great scheme of things, this means nothing.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:23, archived)

erm

tony hawk eye....as in hawkeye from a tv programme called m.a.s.h

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NAWS Whats all this then, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:27, archived)

Lemming

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SarahRatt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:16, archived)

i came online

and that cheered me up instantly!

woo!

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_null_, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:16, archived)

we are in dire need for

animated lemming gifs! STAT!

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:19, archived)

I hope you wiped the mess up!

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Danblez, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:23, archived)

Got the bloody music

from the game stuck in my head now! Still superb pic.

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Baron von Twuntenstein, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:17, archived)

ooooo at last a repost opporchancity

www.chasingparkedcars.com/suicidal.html

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alistair, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:18, archived)

four

oh four

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:19, archived)

cocked it up

edited the reply but only the text not the href

sorted now!

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alistair, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:20, archived)

that

am woo

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Jobe, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:30, archived)

Moo Two

Moo One: Fluffier

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:11, archived)

how odd

hurrah!

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Batsgirl, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:13, archived)

Cows kill 40,000 people a year in the UK alone.

That's like the population of a small town.

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:13, archived)

How many

cows do people kill?

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:14, archived)

Loads cos they taste nice.

I love beef.

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:27, archived)

Which town?

I hope it's Warrington.

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wayward., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:22, archived)

Rye.

Where the Cheeky Girls live.

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:27, archived)

Spong, Boom, Oink...

Woo Yay, and indeed Hoopla.

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Baron von Twuntenstein, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:13, archived)

oh you loon!

thats class. the other one is great too!

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Jobe, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:14, archived)

Woo to the...

yay to the woo to the yay to the woo to the yay and repeat....

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Air - Has just been made redundant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:15, archived)

Hehe, woo! for headshoppery

i had that idea yesterday! hmmmm

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:15, archived)

Haha!

That made me point at the screen and giggle in a girlish way.

I like that a lot!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:18, archived)

oooh

thats nice:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:18, archived)

I love that with a wondeful passion.

its so woo its yay, and so yay its also hoopla.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:16, archived)

haha

regrowing heads are class

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:18, archived)

Boooooom!

Nutter

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:19, archived)

yay !

Very nicely done.
The other one is excellent too !

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oCo, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:27, archived)

...but which face is real?

That could haunt me for days.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:33, archived)

One of the resuppliers hated Murphy........

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:10, archived)

Hahahaha

Clucking Brilliant

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:11, archived)

tee hee hee

hello koit :)

EDIT: is it a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle?

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Batsgirl, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:11, archived)

Nah

it's what I've affectionately entitled "a chicken holder"

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:13, archived)

nice chicken!

what's your name son?

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rogan, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:11, archived)

Fantastic stuff ...

Robo-chicken-choker :)

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:12, archived)

I think Robocop should have heels fitted to his boots.

It would make his legs look much longer.

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:12, archived)

Tungsten Stilettos?

Would it not hinder him if he had to chase down crooks?

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:15, archived)

NO!

Have you seen Tina Turner dance to Nutbush City Limits?

Foo!

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:26, archived)

superb !

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Tedmus, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:15, archived)

hehehe

What other attachments does he have?

did you get your flash thing sorted?

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:17, archived)

Couldn't be arsed attempting it

I'm gonna leave it until tomorrow now, it was grating on my tits.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:19, archived)

there is an interesting mental image

ah well, good luck!

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:21, archived)

Woo Yay Houpla!

All he needs (IMHO) is a "Fucksocks!" speech bubble for the last frame.

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:33, archived)

It's crazy but's it's true

Click for the Flash Movie

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:10, archived)

loon!

loooon!

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Hugo Rune, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:12, archived)

lol

random

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:14, archived)

haha

nice stuff.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:14, archived)

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:09, archived)

Yay!

For camp robots.
In related news: Vote for your favourite musicals Follow the Fleet isn't nominated, I'm shocked.

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butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:11, archived)

no south park either

my fave musical ever *fact*!

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notshiny, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)

My gran was in that film as the leader of the Munchkin's Lollypop Guild.

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:11, archived)

(yakmonkey, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:13, archived)

Everyone I tell is speechless too.

I even have a prop.

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:15, archived)

i'm sure you have several

(yakmonkey, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:21, archived)

No. Only one.

The Wicked Witch of the West's Crystal ball.

In it I can see you seething with jealousy.

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:25, archived)

Hehhehe

What does he want from Oz?
A book on how not to be gay?

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:11, archived)

Repost from KKK compo

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:14, archived)

repost for the hell of it

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new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:16, archived)

Are you mad?

The Poopsie University is based in the Emerald City. But how could you know this?

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:14, archived)

he just wants an operation

to remove his 3 irritating singing buffoon conjoined twins I think.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:16, archived)

hahaha

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:13, archived)

I'm not going that way

it's much too bricky.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:14, archived)

You'll ruin your heels.

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:16, archived)

How do you know I wear heels

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:17, archived)

I just know.

You reek of it.

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:19, archived)

high or low ones

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:21, archived)

Cha-Cha heels.

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:24, archived)

Damn

rumbled.....

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:28, archived)

Hahahahaha

hahahaha

Go that way, see if i care, you'll be skipping within a day or two

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:17, archived)

heheheheh

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:23, archived)

Pukka Porridge!

Can I have some more?

Jamie Oliver Twist- yes I know it's shoehorned!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:08, archived)

well I like it

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Batsgirl, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:09, archived)

I used to go to special school with Jamie Oliver.

He wasn't very bright and kept getting his paper stars all over his desk.

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:09, archived)

The punnage - The tongueage !

He's Ok really *ducks*

(jack thread:

Koit - Inbox mate i did what i could, probably not enough, but it should point you in the right direction)

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Darryn.R, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:10, archived)

cheers matey

appreciated.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:11, archived)

lololol

fab

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:10, archived)

It was done before.

But it's still good.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:12, archived)

arse

it.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:15, archived)

Wrestling geekery compo thing.

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Baron von Twuntenstein, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:05, archived)

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:06, archived)

Triple Whoopi?

Whoopie rockberg?

/dont know

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:10, archived)

Whoopi Goldberg

Goldberg is a wrestler. Sorry, warned it was geekery. I don't really watch it, ever.

*honest*

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Baron von Twuntenstein, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:12, archived)

it's all real you know!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:14, archived)

The last known picture

"Go into the light!"

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:04, archived)

You will

go to hell for that one hahahahahahahahahaha

(WolfcubWithAttitude, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:05, archived)

hahaha!

It's doubly funny because she's dead!

hahahahaha!

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:05, archived)

I love Zelda Rubenstein.

She is an inspiration to me.

Who is that old hambone in the car?

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:05, archived)

Some dead slag.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:07, archived)

Well, why can't Zelda be sitting in the car...

...and the ugly witch lady be outside?

Zelda gets lumbago.

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:08, archived)

Or an overblown tart

™Baz

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butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:08, archived)

is she saying

".. I'm squashing your head, I'm squashing your head..." ?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:08, archived)

Get out of the

halls, you!

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butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:09, archived)

Shan't

you're not the king of me

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:10, archived)

Baz?

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:09, archived)

haha

yikes !

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:15, archived)

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